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[shuubah]

11 Reasons Why I Came to Love E-girls — 11th Anniversary Special

E-girls reached their 11th debut anniversary a few days ago on 28th December 2022. In commemoration of the occasion, I've written up a feature on all about their wonderful qualities that made me come to love them. 💗

[lizsstory]

”I had econ!”

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ethan landry x reader

warnings: smut, oral (f! receiving), fingering, p in v, 18+ but yk i cant control what you read cuz i aint your ma 🤷🏻‍♀️

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“where were you?! you disappear and my sister almost gets killed!” chad pulled ethan by the jacket and slammed him against a nearby vehicle

“i had econ!” ethan shouted as chad battered him with accusations of hurting his sister mindy.

ethans mind floods with flashbacks from earlier-

y/n tugged at ethans shirt as she deepened their kiss, desperate to get him to shed the item of clothing. he separated himself from her to pull his t-shirt off. he reconnected the kiss and picked her up. he toyed with the hem of her shorts while walking them towards his bedroom

he sat her on the bed and sat on his knees, not breaking the kiss. their tongues fought, sliding against the others lips to find entry. he pulled away to speak, “can i take these off?” he asked looking up at you through his eyebrows, waiting for approval while searching your face for any sign of unwanting. “fuck, please, yes.” you breathed out while nodding your head. 

he pulled them off along with your underwear. he kissed the insides of your thighs, slowly inching closer to the wetness pooling between your legs. he reached your clit and attached his lips as he began to suck. he slid his fingers up and down in between your folds before slipping a finger in and began pumping. this action drew a moan from your throat. he took this as a sign to add another and speed up. he pumped faster and just as he felt you getting closer and squeezing his fingers, he pulled them out. you let out a sad whimper and cocked your head to the side. “why’d you stop?” you asked. “want you to cum on my cock, pretty girl.” he said as he began to unbutton his jeans. he pulled his boxers down to his knees and ran his pink tip that was leaking precum through your wet folds. he slowly inserted his dick into you, planting a hand onto your thigh to steady himself. he groaned loudly as he bottomed out. he began thrusting into you at a fast pace, not giving you time to adjust. you moaned out in pain and pleasure as he sped up. he was now pumping into you at an unimaginable speed. he ran his big hands over your breasts, playing with your nipples with his thumbs as he did so. you were letting out loud moans and you were sure the neighboring dorms could hear you, but right now you didnt care. he guided his hands down to your hips and began slamming his hips into yours as he felt himself inch closer to release. this made you to tip over the egde and release, the knot snapping in your stomach. your cum dripped down ethans cock as he continued to pound into you. the feeling of your tight cunt squeezing him so good and the sounds of your moans in his ear made him release inside of you, the hot liquid pooling and dripping out as he pulled himself out. he leaned down to kiss you— 

“ethan!” chad shouted, pulling him out of his trance. “yeah, yeah sorry, uh zoned out there. you can ask y/n, she was sitting with me and helping me take lecture notes.” he said. fuck, he couldn’t wait for your class to end and see you at his dorm later.

[mylancap1]

Zarina, The Legendary MILF

Kalau aku dah boring dengan teens & girl yang muda, aku akan explore MILF stuff. MILF ada tarikan tersendiri yang mampu kalahkan kategori lain. Rugi fappers yang tak layan MILF.

Antara MILF yang bagi aku wajib letak dekat top 3 level, tentu la MILF Zarina. Hanya fappers legend yang kenal dia. Dari zaman dia naked penuh, aku dah rasa dia sangat daring. Walaupun sekarang dia dah bertudung litup, tapi notty side tetap ada. MILF + bini orang memang perfect combo.

Fucking shit. Aku kalah teruk dengan modal ni. Memang dia nak belanja habis. Zarina nak semua orang tau boobs dia sangat solid. Sial la. Tengok sideboobs mcm ni memang aku akan cum berkali-kali sampai kering. Shit.

Part body MILF lah yang jadi idaman fappers. Selalunya tetek & bontot MILF tersangat padu. Especially MILF yang kategori 40 years old ke atas. MILF Zarina paling aku gila tentu la tetek dia. Solid sia. Memang kalau titsfuck, aku rasa sekejap je aku dah boleh cum. Fuck mommy Ina...

... dan masa dia tayang black bra dia dalam 1 live tu, aku auto terpancut tanpa egding. Fuckkk this milf.

[wooyoungmybelovedhusband]

☾ ᴅʀᴀʙʙʟᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛ ☽

Hi :3 this is the event I've been eagerly waiting to announce 🙈

Firstly I'd like to start off by saying, thanks to all of you for loving this blog and supporting me all this while^^

I will try my best to answer all of your requests for this event! And with that the rules for requesting for requesting and the prompts will be given below!

ꜱᴍᴜᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛꜱ/ᴋɪɴᴋꜱ

"Who would guess you would turn out to be such a filthy slut?" - Degradation

"Crawl for me" - Pet play

"How many rounds do you think you can go before you turn into a whiny mess" - Overstimulation

"You wouldn't run your mouth like this when I egde you till you're digging your nails into the sheets and begging me like a bitch in heat." - Edging

"Be a good girl and bend over for daddy." - Daddy kink

"Stay still while I fuck your thighs nice and good, Hm?" - Thighfucking

"Don't you just love the marks I leave on your face?" - Face slapping

"Let's see if this throat of yours is as tight as your cunt" - Throatfucking

"Love the way your pretty neck fits right in between my fingers" - Choking

"My belt or my hand? Either way your ass is going to be bruised by the end of the night." - Spanking

"Your tears make me want to fuck you harder till all you can do is shed those pretty tears for me." - Dacryphilia

"I don't think ___ would mind a little show" - Voyeurism

"The more you beg for me to go faster, the slower I move to torture you." - Teasing

ᴀɴɢꜱᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛꜱ

"All I wanted was for you to hold me, was that so selfish of me?"

"Everyday I wish – for me to be the one holding you like that"

"Is it too late for me to realise that I'm losing you? Or have I lost you already?"

"I wish I held you while you were still here, so that I could tell you how much I still loved you before you left the world"

"Your words are just pretty decorations for your actions that clearly show I was never the one for you."

"If only you'd understand, it wasn't just a game for me"

"I hope you're never as happy with her/him as you were with me."

"Did you ever care?"

"It's like you never knew me at all."

"All I wanted was for you to stay here with me."

ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛꜱ

"My clothes look better on you"

"Kisses with you feel like I just visited heaven"

"If I could, I would hold your hand for every second of my life"

"I wanna spend every night of my life with you"

"I'll never let you go"

"You make me so fucking proud, darling."

"I can't wait to meet you so I can shower you with my kisses and have you back in my arms"

"Being yours has never felt so ethereal than right now"

"A day without you?" *shudders at the thought*

"You wanna talk about your day while I give you a massage?"

Rules for requesting:

Please Mention which genre you're choosing the prompt from before requesting. Ex: #2 from Smut

The groups I will be writing for are ATEEZ, Seventeen and NCT. And the actors I will currently be taking requests for are: Cha Woomin - Song Kang - Kwak Dongyeon - Lee Soohyuk - Byeon Wooseok.

For the Smut Genre: You can mention any kinks which you'd like along with it or any kinks that you will be uncomfortable with (since I will be adding kinks of my own)

Every drabble will be at the minimum word count of 600

I will try to answer as many as requests as possible, please don't feel disheartened if I haven't answered yours.

If you have other prompt (/kinks) requests or a certain trope that you'd like (for any genre) which is not mentioned in the list above – feel free to send it in lovely <3

I will try to post atleast two requests a day (if not more) till the event closes!

If you'd like to be tagged in the event, please comment under this post ^^

REQUESTS: CLOSED.

[taylormarieee]

Day 13: Edging

kinktober

Summary: N/A

Word Count:349

Pairing: Carl Grimes x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Edging, Dom!Carl, Sub!Reader, Direct eye contact, praise kink, pet names, begging, oral (F receiving), MDNI 18+ONLY

Carl loved teasing you! It was a pleasure he loved very much.

He would always egde you, deny you of coming and just tease you whether it was playful or sexual.

"Oh fuck Carl please!" You cry out. He smirks not relenting of your pussy.

He maintains eye contact with you and your pussy clenches at the sight of him.

Your eyes roll to the back of your head as you orgasm in near. But, Carl suddenly stops his savage hunger on your pussy making you whimper.

"Ugh! Whyy! I was so close Carl!" You cry out. "Shh baby, I told you about eye contact didn't I? You keep your eyes on me baby." He replies.

"M' sorry." You quietly mutter out. He smiles and responds, "It's ok sweetheart. I'll take pity on you tonight since you've been such a good girl." He replies.

You smile a weak smile and wait for his next actions. He dips his head back down eagerly and hungrily lapping at your flowing juices.

You cry out as you feel the incoming of your orgasm. You try to close your legs but Carl keeps them open.

You begin to shake, that strong urge.. the strong feeling to squirt all over Carls face is so strong.

You've been pent up for so long and finally get a release. He holds you down as you start to squirm from the orgasm.

Your hands go to his hair pulling him away from your sensitive pussy as the overstimulation is starting to kick in.

You continuously push his head away till he relents his abuse on your clit.

"How was that mama?" He asks, his face showing a feeling of pride and happiness.

"Amazing!" You gasp out.

"You did so good for me mama! You behaved and followed instructions, my good pretty girl." He praises.

Your pussy clenches again and you can see his cock still hard dripping with pre-cum.

"I wanna help you now." You say. He chuckles and lays back. He props himself up on his elbows, "Go ahead babygirl, heres your reward!" He says smirking.

Taglist: @loveforcarl @carlgrimesenthusiast @carlsdarling @eternalrose81 @iamacowboi

[portals-posts]

Bad influence

2018!billie eilish x fem!"nepobaby" reader (their the same age! About 17yo?)

Angst?

a/n: My first angst work hope you like it! (border cred is : mmadeinheavenn) (also I dont know anything about doing your own tattos or (i litteraly have none 💀) and smoking weed or at all, I just know what about bongs cause my older sister smoke weed so... I tried🫣

Summary: Billie's mom, Maggie and her brother Finneas think Nepobaby reader, Y/n is a bad influence.

Warnings?: mention of someone underage with tattos(reader), weed , and controling stepdad(moms boyfriend)

As the girls were on a facetime call, Billie could hear Y/n and her stepdad not loudly arguing about Y/n and her "bad behavior" with the press, paparazzi, and her attitdue at home. " Like dude, I-i don't know what you want me to do about it." Y/n studder out of anger as she set up her bong before her stepdad snatched it away along with her lighter. " Dude what the fu-" Y/n yelled before she muted herself on the call. As Y/n was on mute Finneas came into frame. "Yo what going on billie?" Finneas asked, poking his head in to see more of the phone screen. "Y/n and her stepdad are arguing", "About what?" He asked with a slight concern on his face. "Mm" Billie shrugged in response. "OK WHATEVER MAN!" Y/n yelled after unmuting herself as she ran outside to her forest/backyard. "You good mama?" Billie asked getting up from her couch to head to her red LED filled room. "Yeah my step"dad"s just being a dick." She replied setting her phone on a rock facing her as she took off her shoes. "Oh im sorry babygirl" Billie said looking away from her phone for a second before she heard a splash coming from her phone. "Yo baby!" Billie yelled with a laugh leaving her mouth at the end. Y/n swam back to the egde of the lake to re-adjust her phone yo face the lake she was swiming in. "My mascaras fucked" Y/n giggled before pouting into the camera.

The girlfriends love each other.

Part 1 ?

a/n : I know to summary doesnt really match the writing but I think i want to make it a multi part writing(like chapters)? Hope you liked it🥰🫀

[jagawriterr]

You're mine

Pairing: Simon 'Ghost' Riley x f!reader A/N: 18+ only Minors DNI!!!

He is with you, lying on top of you, kissing your jaw, neck, collarbones, carresing your breasts, stroking your hardened nipples with his fingers.

You feel his cock grow, pinching your tigh as he moves his hips slightly. His state proves it. He's ready. You too.

It slowly enters you, its entire length, makes you groan, hurts at first, tears you in two, creates tension, but aftes a few strokes it all subsides.

You create a solid fortress within yourself, from which soon only ashes will remain. He speeds up, but not enough to come right away. He doesn't like to end so quickly, he likes to savor the moment when you to are together. Feel the situation, feel your warmth, take care of you.

Nevertheless, all these feelings point you towars one thing. So you're going there together. He speeds up even more, you hear his hips against your buttocks.

He threw your legs, over his shoulders, making you feel him inside you more, deeper than before. He leans over you, take your face in his hands. You're folded in half, beeging, whining for more, and he whispers to you that, you're a good girl.

"You are my good girl"

Then something snaps inside you, feel the heat spreading through your body, a throbbing sensation that tears you in half, making you go crazy.

It makes you lose your mind, you moan for more, harder, deeper.

"Iwant more, harder, faster, deeper"

It turns him, on and your throbbing orgasm chokes his cock. He feel it rubbing against the walls of your tight pussy.

"Oh my God, you're so tight"

He says it with such passion in his voice, he trembles slighlty when he sees how your body reacts to orgasm. You're muscles tense, you curl toes, gripping his arms tighter in a hug. You're driving him crazy. You feel his cock throbbing but then his slows down, he doesn't want to come fast. He wants to savor the way he makes you cry. How you beg him for more. He wants it, he wants to see you like this, because he knows that then you are good.

"Oh fuck, come to me again" - he whispers in your ear as he kiss youre swollen lips - "Come to me again, babe, please"

He speeds up again, ang you hear his hips against your buttocks again. You're still folded in half. He kiss you, enjoy every inch on your skin. Then he gets up and looks at the marks he just made. For the sweet red spots on your body that pove you belongs to him.

"You're mine" - He tells you at he stands up and kiss your legs wrapperd around his shoulders - "You're mine sweetheart"

He holds your legs in a tight grip and starts fucking you again, just the way you wanted. One hand moves down to your clit and starts to caress it. Stimulation and his big cock deep inside you will take you to the next edge.

You feel your orgasm approaching again. You feel his cock swell inside you, tearing it in two.

"God I'm fucking close" - he pants when he feels he's close - "Are you ready for me, babe? " - he asks with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Yeah" - You reply panting. Fuck, he's so big and you're so stretched out by him.

"Fuck, so close" - he says loudly when he's on the egde and slowly falling down. He separated your legs as he leans toward you. He kiss you, moves his hips even deeper as he shoots he come at you. He loves to come inside you, even it means getting pregnant, but he doesn't mind. He loves you.

When he comes inside you. he whispers in your ear "You're so beautiful, you're so tight, you're mine and only mine, sweet girl"

[summerlovingbaby]

Accidents Happen

tw: self harm and mentions of attempted suicide

Hitoshi heard whimpering coming from one of the spare bedroom at the end of the hall. He was on his way to the kitchen for a glass of water, because the air had grown fairly hot in the night.

He remembered when he felt like that. When the day felt so bad, and the nightmares felt so real that it made him sick. He quietly pushed open the door, careful not to make it creak, careful not to wake the two other adults just down the hall.

He smelled a smell that smelled all to family and brought back to not so distant painful memories. He felt bad for her. He had been in the girls' position not so long ago, and he remembered how each painful moment felt.

He kneeled on the side of her bed and debated waking her up. This was probably the most peaceful sleep she had in a long time, despite the fact that she was having a violent nightmare.

“Y/N.” he gently shook her awake, causing her to sit straight up in the bed, neck hairs standing up. “Hey, it’s okay, you’re okay.”

“Hitoshi?” she quietly questioned, wiping the sweat off her brow. She caught the look on his face and assumed the worst. She tried to get out of bed, but her legs felt stuck to the uncomfortable plastic-like sheets. “Did something happen? Do I have to go back?”

“No..no nothing like that-”

“Is it Eri, is she okay?” she pleaded.

“She’s fine.” he urged. “It’s okay, everything is okay, I swear.” he whispered. 

He watched her face settle into a mix of stress and content, and watched her muscles grow loose. Her eyes fell on the spiderman comforter, and she wiggled her nose trying to ignore the presentiant smell. Then she looked at him, waiting for him to speak, he didn’t know what to say, so thought about what Aizawa said to him, not so many months ago.

“ I have to tell you something, and I don’t want you to be embarrased, or worried, or feel bad about it, okay?” he watched her nod sligtly. “ I think you may have had an accident.”

“ Accident?” her eyebrows moved together and her mouth formed into a line confused, before her eyes widened in realization and she grabbed the egde of the comfoter and through it off the bed, landing on the floor right next to Shinso, who payed it no mind. “ Oh god.” Her hand flew to her mouth, as she tried to come up with a reasonable excuse, only for her mind to draw a blank. “ Oh my god. I’m so sorry-”

“There’s no reason to be sorry. It was a accident.”

“ I wet the bed.” she muttered to herself. Like she was still trying to get herself to believe it. 

She had been through so much, and yet she was still behaving like a child, not only that but she had managed to embarrass herself into a person that she desperately wanted to be her friend.

“ I wet the bed.” she repeated. 

“ It’s okay, it was an accident.” Hitoshi muttered, he saw her trying hard to cry.

“I’m sorry-”

“Please don’t apologize.” he said, he really wanted to stroke her hair and rub her back, but was afraid to touch her without asking. “ It was accident. Accidents happen some time, things like this happen some time.”

“ I wet the bed.” she said again, her eyes widened as tears fell freely down her face, “ I’ll clean it up, I swear. I will-”

“ It’s okay, it’s okay, don’t worry. That doesn’t matter.” He spoke, his voice was calm. He knew the melting pot of emotions that she had to be feeling. It was clear that she was upset, but even then she was worried about fixing the mess that she made.

“ I’ll clean it up I promise, and I can sleep on the couch-”

“ Don’t worry about that right now. How about you go to the bathroom and clean up a little, and I’ll take care of this-”

“ You don’t have to-”

“ I insisit.”

“ You can’t tell him, you can’t-”

“ I won’t, I promise. Now go shower, I’ll be here when you get back.”

20 minutes later, she came back with a fresh pair of pajamas, and a hanful of dirty ones. Hitoshi had given her a pair, and they were much to big, the t shirt stopping mid thigh, and the boxer shorts hanging of her hips. The socks were mismatched in a unironic way. It would have been an unusally funny sight, if it weren’t for the fact that it was clear that she had been crying in the shower.

“ I didn’t know where to-”

“ It’s okay, I’ll take them on my way out.” he whispered. “ I gave you an extra blanket, in case you got cold.”He was always cold when he first moved in. The doctors guessed it was the years of malnutrition and about every diffancy known to man. “ Bed’s all yours.” he motioned to the bed. 

“ You won’t tell him-”

“ No.” he spoke plainly. Like he was talking to a mirror. He would know exactly what she felt like, he was in her position not more than a year ago. “ Are you sure you don’t want to talk to him-”

“ Yes.” she said quickly. “ Please.”

“ Is there a reason?”

“ I don’t want him to get rid of me, if I’m too much trouble he’ll get rid of me.” she spoke, it was a manic mutter. His face softened, he knew that desperation, that need to be perfect that want to stay safe, she wanted to be safe. That need to not be too much, to not be sent away.

Hitoshi carefully walked towards her, and pointed, before asking if he could have a seat. Y/N hesitated before nodding softly and looking away. She was tired, that itself was clear, the prominent eyebags gave her away.

“ He won’t get rid of you, I promise.”

“ How do you know, when you’re so...” she searched her mind for the word. Settled on one, opened her mouth to speak, decided it was offensive and didn’t say anything else.

“ It’s okay, You can say it.”

“ Good. You’re so good.”

“When Aizawa had first taken me in I was.... I was alot like you.”

“ Broken?”

Hitoshi shook his head and extended his hand to the bedside tissue, so he could wipe the tears out of her face.

“ I was fine, but one night after Mr. Mic took me out to the store I saw my mothers husband. At the time I was fine. I was a bit scared, yeah, but I thought I was fine. But Aizawa ended up having to wake me up. Turns out I wet the bed. Right through the streets all over the matress.”

“ I hardly even know him and I really don’t want to disappoint him.”

“ I think he’ll be more happy that you reached out to him. He really just wants to help, y’know?”

“ I don’t want him to send me away.”

“ He won’t. I know he doesn’t seem like it, but he is very forgiving and kind. He just wants to help, y’know.” he spoke. Y/N seemed to burry herself in a bundle of inescapble slelf pity. “The first night I got her, I drunk all his alcohol threw up over his balcony before taking a knife from his kitchen and trying to kill myself.” he said like it was the most normal thing in the world.

Y/N wanted to laugh, he always seemed so put together and calm. There is no way a boy like him, used to be so broken. So unfixable.

“ Yeah right.”

“See.” he pulled up the hem of his sleves and saw a long scar running along his wrist. Y/N’ s mouth fell open and she chewed on her bottom lip.

“But you seem so... okay.”

“ It took some time to get there, but I’m getting to be okay.” he shrugged. “ You’ll get there to.” he added. “ You’re doing better than I was, you haven’t thrown up over the balcony yet so.”

“ When did it stop?” she asked, looking up at staring at the wall. “ The bed wetting?”

“ I don’t remeber the day-”

“Why did it stop.”

“ I don’t know, they just did. It still happens sometimes, maybe once a month or so.” he whispered. “ Talking to him helped. He’s really good about that stuff. I know he doesn’t seem like it but he’s comforting in a weird way. He always knew how to make me feel better.”

“ I can’t-”

“ He won’t get rid of you.”

“ Becase it’s embarrasing, I’m ebarrased. I feel so pathetic, like a baby.”

“ I get it. Boy do I get it, but not talking about it, it only hurts you.”

“ Eri has never wet the bed-”

“ It’s a trauma response, a normal truma response that alot of people have.An that doesn’t make you any more pathetic, or give you any reason to be embarrased.”

“ I would be really embarrased if I threw up over the balcony.” she shrugged and glanced up to look for his approval to he smiling and bitting back a laugh.

“ Really funny.” he laughed. “ You’re really funny.”

Y/N wore a ghost of her smile as Hitoshi waved her goodbye and started to leave. He picked up the pile of laundry and made it halfway before she called out to him.

“ I’ll think about it. Talking to him I  mean.”

He nodded, that’s all he could ask of her was to think about getting help. Forcing her to talk would have been bad, so she planned on not going back to sleep, and thinking about it.

“ If you need anything, I’m just down the hall.”

And with that, he closed the door behind him, leaving Y/N with a half smile, and thoughts of getting help.

P2

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[sarah-denial-cq]

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I'm so edged out these were amaaaaaaaaaaaazing I'm full dead htese are like my faaaaavorites this would fix me so much

(1)

0:08 they're cute 0:27 omg that predatory look 1:01 she's so thirsty 1:39 please please please she sounds just like me with women 1:57 YES just take what you want you're better 2:10 the way she pinned her arms 2?:23 she's in HEAT 2:47 those eyes are so drunk 3:11 yes I am 3:19 I wanna cum 3:40 her legs spread like that yes 3:53 that sound 3:57 please please pleasew pkease please 4:10 iI want her cum so bad 4:20 breeding bottom yes yes yes yes yes yes ts 4:38 my legs sprwead and propped up on my desk ready fpr it 4:59 so close 5:56 I drooled 6:11 so right so correct so good so perfect

(2)

I could just edge to the thumbnaill all day forever 0:35 bully gonna get beattt 1:27 oh 1:36 what a whore 2:01 dykebait 2:28 turned up the vibe 2:46 you're gonna regret that 3:05 she can't even get it ouyt 3:19 those legs spreading her body knows 3:51 beg bitch 4:14 "PLEASE" 5:05 oh my god 5:15 yes i will i will i will

(3)

0:17 yes yes 0:25 the power imbalance yes 0:30 she didn't even resist 0:45 that reaction 1:27 she's she's better she's better 1:39 baby wants to stay fuck her girlfriend 2:06 she's winning 2:18 thirsy bitch 2:27 OH GOD I screamed out loud holy fyck holy oh my god I paused the video 2:27 yes yes yes 2:27 so close my brain is dripping 2:27 I belong right there 2:27 edge 2:27 edge 2:27 does she even know she's vbeing recorded and sent would she even care 2:27 edge 2:29 those sounds 2:29 paused again 2:29 edge 2:30 HOLY paused again 2:30 bouncing gluck gluck on her cock 2:30 edge 2:34 paused again 2:34 she's looking right at the camera 2:34 edge 2:44 legs spread good girl 2:59 it's ilike she's asking permission 3:06 paused again 3:06 got dwn on the floor ass up for ten seconds 3:11 she's porn 3:16 paused 3:16 my brain is all gone 3:30 uhhhhhhhhhhh

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank yyou thank you for choosing how i edge and edge and egde and edge and edge

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

Pretty When I Cry

Warnings: Infidelity/cheating, toxic behavior, angst, smut, light fluff, (dom Nat, dom Carol for like the beginning) strap-on use: (reader receiving) fingering: (reader receiving)

Words: 1,479

Summary: When your gf neglects you, who do you turn to?

A/N: Hi! This was an idea by my beloved @abbyromanoff , don't forget to drink water and eat my darlings! <3

You're girlfriend happened to be one of the most powerful Avengers, much as you loved it, it had its negatives too. “Carol! You're back!” you ran over to her, hugging her tightly. “Hey baby, did you miss me?” she kisses your cheek, causing you to blush slightly.

“Yeah I missed you.” you smile at her, “And I know you just came back from space but Tony's throwing another party today, he invited us.” you two walk into her room, “Tell him I'll be there.” you sit down on the egde of her bed, “Okay.”

She walks up to you, putting her hand on the side of your face. “I missed you too baby.” you smile at her, “I love you.” you say, “I know.” she places a rough kiss on your lips, making you moan. “Carol please..” she goes down to your neck, sucking onto your skin.

She snakes a hand in between your thighs, rubbing your clit. She leans down to whisper in your ear, “You want me to fuck you?” you nod, looking up at her. She slips in a finger inside of you, you grip onto the covers, letting out a moan.

Here you are now, sitting at the bar in Tony's party. “What's gotten you looking so sad?” Natasha comes up from behind the bar, holding a shot glass. You sigh, looking at Carol from across the room. “Nothing, I'm fine.” she smiles, passing the glass to you. “Are you sure?” you take the glass, downing the drink. “Am I?”

Natasha notices your girlfriend getting too friendly with other girls, “You wanna get out of here?” you look up at her, “She'd get mad.” she grabs your hand, “So?” she pulls you of the room and into the hallways.

“Natasha! Why would you do that, Carol's gonna get mad at me and then—” she cuts you off, placing her lips against yours. “Mm– Nat I can't do this to her.” you pull away from her, “But she can do it to you? You saw it for yourself in there Y/n.” you keep your mouth shut, not knowing what to respond back with. “I know.. but she's my girlfriend Nat.”

She takes a hold of your hands, gazing deep into your eyes. “If she really loved you, I wouldn't have been here, it would've been her.” tears pool in your eyes, “I–” you suck in a sharp breath, "fuck it." “Touch me Natasha.” she smirks, colliding her lips with yours.

She lifts you onto her waist, pulling you into her room. “Natasha..” you gasp out, looking up at her, “Shh.. detka.” she shoves you onto the bed, her hands roaming around your dress. Undressing you down.

She pauses, and walks to her dresser. You sit up, looking over at her, “Nat?” you notice her taking something out of a drawer, “Is this okay with you?” she moves back to you, holding the toy up. You hesitate, “Yeah– it's fine..” she smiles, putting it on.

“Spread your legs for me baby.” you spread your legs, giving her full view of your dripping slit. “You're so wet.. is this all for me?” you nod meekly. She chuckles, aligning the tip of the strap-on with your entrance. A soft gasp escapes your mouth as you feel her push into you, inch by inch. “Gonna fuck you so hard, everyone's gonna hear how much of a slut you are.” she shoves her faux cock deep inside of you, causing you to let out an embarrassing loud moan.

She thrusts slowly into your pussy, watching how you body reacts to her deep into you. “Fucking hell, kotenok you're so tight. Does blondie fuck you properly?” you groan at the reminder of your girlfriend, “Natasha please don't mention her right now.” she smirks, grabbing onto your hips, sliding in and out of you. “Whatever you say princess.” she grunts as she fucks into you harder.

This goes on for weeks, stolen glances across the meeting room. Carol barely notices, she's been distant lately, you can't seem to figure out why.

You sigh as you flop onto the bed after a long mission, “Y/n?” you sit up, “Nat?” she laughs, “No..? Why would it be Nat baby?” you look up at the blonde, “Carol! Hi– when did you.. when did you get back?” she sits next to you, “Just now.”

She looks over at you, “Did you miss me?” you nod. She smiles, bringing her hand in between your thighs, “I missed you too.” your breath hitches as you grind against her palm, “Do you love me?” you squeak out. She looks up at you, “Do I love you?” you nod breathlessly.

“I'll let you be the judge of that.” her gaze lowers down to your neck, as she presses a kiss on there. You let out a soft gasp, “I said– do you, love me.” she groans, ignoring your question. You feel her shove a finger into your throbbing core, you can't help but let out a moan. “Mmh— Carol- stop.” she takes her hands off of you, “What is it?”

You chew on the inside of your cheek, looking down at your hands, “I can't.. I can't do this anymore.” she furrows her brows, looking down at you. “And why's that?” you sigh, playing with your hands, avoiding eye contact with her. “I can't pretend that you love me when you don't.” she opens her mouth to say something, you interrupt her. “And, I can't pretend that I'm in love with you either.”

Anger, not sadness or despair that her love is leaving her, anger displays on her face, “You can't break up with me, you love me.” you shake your head, disagreeing with her. “I don't love you.. not anymore, I can't be in a relationship with a woman that doesn't love me back Carol.” she clenches her jaw, taking in a deep breathe, “Fine. You wanna leave? Go ahead.”

Tears pool in your eyes, you dig your nails into your palms, “Bye Carol.” she glares at you, “You'll regret this Y/n.” you force a smile at her, leaving the room and closing the door shut. You feel the tears fall down your face, you bring a hand up to your cheek, wiping the tears away.

You knock on the ex-assassins door impatiently, blinking back some stray tears as you wait for her to open the door. The door opens, you look up at the red-head. “Y/n?” you step into her room, closing the door behind you. “Detka what's wrong? What happened?” you run your hands through your hair, as you walk around the room. “Natty I broke up with her.” her eyes widen, pulling you into an embrace.

“Are you okay?” you shake your head as her shirt sleeve soaks up your fallen tears. She takes a hand to lightly stroke your hair, “Do you want to get it off your mind kotenok?” she rasps out. You nod slowly, “Please 'Tasha..”

She kisses the top of your head, stepping back to her bedroom. She slips your top off, leaving you in your bra, “Can I..?” you nod. She smiles, unclasping your bra, revealing your breasts, grabbing onto your thighs, she gently lays you down on the bed.

She slowly spreads your legs, gripping onto your thighs. “Fuck baby.. just wanna mess you up.” she whispers into your ear. Your eyes roll to the back of your head at her words, “Ruin me Natasha.. I don't care– just use me!” she slams her lips against yours, kissing you deeply. You moan, feeling the bulge of her strap-on underneath her clothes.

“You want this hm?” you nod vigorously, looking up at her. She takes the toy out, discarding her pants. You desperately grind against it, “Look at you.. grinding against me like the whore you are.” without any warnings, she shoves the silicone dick inside of your pussy, deep inside.

You let out a gasp, gripping onto her shoulders. She slowly thrusts into you, increasing the speed with every thrust. Causing you to emit breathy moans, and whimpers. “She never deserved you, moya lyubov.” she says, fucking you harder. Your moans gradually get louder, as she pounds away at you.

“Are you close baby?” you nod, whimpering as she keeps thrusting into you. She pants, “Let go for me detka, cum all over my cock.” your walls clench around the faux dick, as you came letting out soft moans. “You did so well kotenok..” she praises, kissing you softly. “Natasha I—”

She cuts you off, “It's okay detka, I love you too.” you smile, placing a gentle kiss on her lips. “Natty can I stay here?” she nods, looking down at you. She takes off the toy from her waist, laying down next to you. “I love you so much 'Tasha..” she kisses your cheek, “I love you too baby, goodnight.”

[internetgremlin-writes]

The Twelve Drivers of Christmas: Day Two

Movie night had been a long-standing affair between yourself and George.  You couldn’t remember exactly when it had started, after a bad race at Williams when he was still just a rookie with big shiny eyes and the world at his feet.  When crashing felt like the end of the world and seeking comfort was deeply embarrassing.

You’d found him curled up in his driver’s room and after virtually carrying him through the most painful round of interviews you’d had to sit through since you’d started your job several years ago as a PR girl he’d slunk off back to the hotel.  Something about the way those blue eyes seemed to swim with heartbreak mellowed something inside of you and before you knew it you were knocking on the door of his hotel room at midnight and barging your way in.  Maybe you couldn’t remember the date but you remembered forcing him to watch Legally Blonde, because he had no idea what a ‘comfort movie’ even was.

After that, movie night became a bit of an unspoken tradition.  After a particularly tough day George would appear at your hotel room door with a bag of popcorn and eyes you couldn’t refuse and you’d let him pick out a film and snuggle down in your bed and forget the brutal world he came from for a few hours.

You moved to Mercedes for him, your job role morphing from his media manager to personal assistant.  You both grew up, grew into the world you’d entered so young.  Bad races no longer felt like the end of the world, but you were both so used to the routine that you never questioned it when he still turned up and he never missed an opportunity.

It was in Abu Dhabi, for the final race of the season where everything changed.  George was ending his best season yet, and still riding high off the rush of his first ever win just a week prior.  Everyone was out celebrating, and you were in your hotel room putting on the finishing touches of your makeup before you went out to join them when an unexpected knock at the door made you jump.  

“Aren’t you supposed to be out?”

“Hello to you, too,”  George looked only mildly put out at your greeting, but when you’ve just beaten your 7-time World Champion teammate to overall 4th place in the driver’s championship, you can’t look too sad about anything.  “Can I come in?”  You left the door open and retreated back to where you were sat in response.  You heard the door click shut behind you and the quiet shuffle of George removing his shoes told you he’d followed you in.

“You look great,”  You sent him a closed-eyes smile over your shoulder.

“Thanks,”  He was sitting on the egde of your bed, hands folded neatly in his lap as he watched you swipe a layer of shiny gloss across your lips and make a playful kissy face at yourself in the mirror before finally turning to face him.

“Did you wanna head down together?”  You asked, head cocked slightly to the side.  George didn’t usually attend parties with you, even team events you tended to just find each other there.  He shook his head at you.

“C’mon, last one of the season?”

“Georgie boy, you’re aware everyone else has been partying for several hours already?”

“Pick a short one then,”  He’d shuffled back so he was propped up against your pillows, leaving you to crawl over and mimic his body language until you collapsed next to him.  He handed over the remote control to the TV with flamboyant circumstance and let you flick through the aimless pages of Netflix until something cheesy and terrible caught your eye.

“It’s November,”  You reasoned at his raised eyebrow in response to the movie splashed across the screen.  George simply rolled his eyes and nodded, gesturing for you to press play as he settled down besides you.

An hour into a cheesy brainrot Christmas film you’d already forgotten the name of and you were starting to feel the error of your choice.  After being steadily single for the last two years the gaudy couple finally getting together on screen were not as soothing as the bend-and-snap scene always felt.

“What?” 

“What?”  George was looking down at you, somewhere between confusion and amusement written across his pristine features.

“You’re sighing,” 

“Am not,”

“You are,”

“These people make me sick,”

“They’re characters,”  He reasoned, a grin starting to tug at the corner of his lips.

“So?  They’re making me think about another year with every Aunt, Uncle and random Cousin asking me where my new boyfriend is.  My family are obsessed,”  George made a noise at the back of his throat that you hoped was at least somewhat deep in thought.

“Mine are the same,”

“Ugh,”  He nudged you playfully.

“Ugh indeed,”

*****

It wasn’t until two weeks later you were reminded of the mid-movie conversation by George. 

I have an idea.

Four words had never frightened and intrigued you so much.  You met him at a cafe the next week.  He was wearing a cream jumper and sipping on a coffee like he owned the place.

“Go on then,”  You started, only once a gingerbread latte was situated in front of you, accompanied by an obnoxiously sweet pastry.  “What’s your grand idea?”

“Me and you,”  You raised an eyebrow at him, not following why he looked so pleased with himself over something that had been long, long established.  “Okay, listen, I’ve thought about it a lot and it makes sense.  What if I come with you to your Christmas and you come with me to mine?  We’ve worked together for so long, it’s not hard to imagine us stretching to dating is it?  I trust you, I like hanging out with you, what’s the harm in letting the annoying aunts and uncles believing there’s a bit more to it?”

For starters, you could name several harmful things that could hatch from George’s plan.  But he was looking at you with ocean eyes and batting those lashes you couldn’t pay to get close to and you already knew you were going to cave and give in, because, you could be honest, who wouldn’t want to walk into Christmas day with 6’1 of drop dead gorgeous Formula One driver draped over you?

And that’s how you found yourself over a month later, George’s fingers intertwined with yours and resting on your thigh, a gesture that had become alarmingly familiar over the last few weeks.  You were currently attending your fifth and final family event as a ‘couple’.  It was a New Years Day party, something only a family like the Russels would hold.  You were perfectly content to sit in your hangover and feel deep, deep shame for whatever things you’d gotten up to the night before under the influence of tequila shots, but no.  George’s family were up at 9am, you’d already been out on an intensive dog walk that involved nothing short of scaling the side of a hill.  George had taken your jacket (you were sweating too much to be able to wear it, even if it was two degrees) and then had virtually carried you up the final few meters to save face at the top.  You’d giggled and twisted in his arms and called him ‘babe’ and all the things you were supposed to do.

You’d had a large dinner and to wash it down the family were sat around the fire sipping whiskey and slowly getting louder and looser.  The weight of George’s hand on your lap was grounding you, bringing you back to reality as you were passed another drink, a gin for the ladies.  He squeezed gently as you thanked his great-aunt Gretel for the tipple and that sudden, shameful feeling snuck back into the pit of your stomach. 

You’d noticed it creeping up more and more frequently over the month.  It was almost predictable, because it always happened when George did something so natural you forgot for a moment you weren’t dating and your mind leapt to the possibility of it being real and tangible.  You’d never felt anything like that for him before, and you still weren’t sure you did.  But you couldn’t deny the way your stomach would swoop when he touched the small of your back as you walked ahead of him, when his eyes found yours through a crowded room just to check you were okay, when you caught him chatting to your mum as if they were old friends. 

The fire was dying, you were exhasuted, two weeks of rich food and strong drinks finally catching up with you.  Most people had gone to bed, and it was just George and a handful of people left, they were speculating over the testing for the next season.  It was all talk you’d heard a million times before and you were happy to let the words wash over you, the fire and a labrador’s head on your feet leaving you feeling fuzzy and content in a home that wasn’t yours.  You allowed your head to drop onto George’s shoulder, the material of his jumper soft against your cheek.

You felt him turn to glance at you, before letting out a low chuckle and wrapping his free arm around your waist, allowing you to relax further into his body as he continued to talk.  

The physical contact was a new thing too.  You wondered if it would have always felt so good to have him so close?  Had you missed out on years of cuddling against him during movie night, always separated by the invisible barrier of friendship?  He was a good sleeper, too.  That had been an awkward obstacle at first, there’s a certain expectation that when you bring your partner home that you’ll be sharing a bed, especially during the visiting season.  The first night George had tried to sleep in the armchair in your room, but when you’d woken up at one o’clock to see him still awake you’d invited him in.  It had started off normal enough, backs facing each other and just ignoring the warm weight of another person right besides you.  You’d woken up with George’s face buried in your neck, his arms wrapped around you and holding you tight against his chest.  You didn’t talk about it, but the pair of you just got into bed together, and you let him spoon you from the start.

“Hey,”  He nudged you gently, just enough to stir you from the cozy half-sleep you’d been in. 

“Hi,”

“Come on, we’re the last ones up, let’s go to bed,”  You nodded sleepily, standing up and stretching lazily, letting the sleeves of his jumper flop back over your hands.  They never stayed rolled up for long on your anyway.  The dog at your feet rose and stretched in time with you, you gave her a scratch on her head before she quietly padded over and flopped into the bed by the fire, which George had quietly put out. 

You followed him up the wooden staircase, trying not to giggle too much at the creeks. 

“It’s a good job they put the deaf ones by the stairs,”  he whispered, head titled in the direction of the spare room a set of his grandparents were currently staying in.  George had a big family, and you loved it.  Yours wasn’t big, but it was close.  It was nice to feel surrounded by people who loved him so dearly, and by extension, you.

You nearly walked into George, who’d stopped in the small patch of landing at the top of the stairs.  

“What are you doing?”

“Look,”  He pointed upwards.  Hanging off the lights was a wizened bunch of mistletoe.  “Mum always forgets to take one down,” 

George’s mum was obsessed with mistletoe.  You’d learnt that the hard way, and many (far too many for your liking) cheek kisses had been placed for the explicit entertainment of distant relatives.

“If you drool on my cheek again I’ll punch you in the stomach,”  you warned him, referencing the last kiss, that had been encouraged by milky-eyed Greta.  It was a good job she was losing her sight because George had thought himself funny enough to end the kiss by licking a stripe along your cheek. 

You hadn’t payed attention to the way his arms had snaked around your wasit.

“What are you doing?”  He was too close, it was triggering that swooping feeling again.  You could hardly make out his eyes in the dimly lit gloom of the darkened house.

“Would it be so bad if I kissed you?”

You couldn’t answer even if you’d wanted to.  George was fogging your mind and he was leaning closer and closer and the only thing you wanted was to taste him. 

“No,”  You whispered, so close your lips were already brushing as you gave him the word.  His arms tightened around you, pulling you closer as he kissed you properly.

It was sweet, chaste almost.  It felt revered and special and not at all how kissing your best friend should feel, you thought as your eyes fluttered shut and the swooping intensified into a surge and your whole mind and body ached for him.  He pulled away too soon, wet eyes and dopey smile giving him away.

He didn’t kiss you again until you were settled in bed, facing each other for the first time.  He let you shuffle as close as you could get, brushing a hand through his hair as he rubbed patterns along your hip.

“I’ve got an idea,”  he whispered against your lips.

“No more ideas, George,”

“You’ll like this one,”  he held your cheek so tenderly it made you want to cry.

“Tell me,”  you told him between ineffectuate pecks at his lips.

“What if it’s real, you and me?”

“I think it has been a bit real,���  it’s funny how the dark lets you admit things you’d never normally.

“What if it carries on, being real, after Christmas?  After the break?”  He was kissing your cheeks, your nose, anywhere he could reach on your face.

“I think I’d like that,”

You fell asleep against his mouth.

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Okay I never thought I'd be into George but this was so much fun to write and fake dating warms my s o u l

it's pretty late so i'm gonna leave you guys with this and pop in tomorrow to edit and check in

Mr Pierre Gasly is next up on Tuesday 06/12!

[poisoned-ai-data]

Rescuers Down Under Script

opening: The camera slowly zooms through a variety of insects and rocks. We follow a small yellow bug climb up a blade of grass. As it spreads its wings to fly, we are whisked along the Australian outback and prairie by Ayers rock and eventually slow down as we approach Cody's house.

scene: inside Cody's room. The camera pans around to show Cody sleeping in his hammock. The sound of Faloo's call is heard. Cody hears it, jumps out of bed, and runs to the window. He puts on his shirt and grabs his knife.

scene: Cody sneaks past his mother who is in the kitchen listening to the radio.

Announcer:

... thundershowers are expected in the Crocodile Falls area and some of the surrounding gullies so take out your...

scene: Outside Cody's house. Cody leaves the house, and closes the door behind him, but not quietly.

Mom:

[from inside upon hearing the door] Cody!

Cody:

[whincing] Yeah mom?

Mom:

What about your breakfast?

Cody:

I've got some sandwiches in my pack.

Mom:

Well be home for supper.

Cody:

[hopping the gate] No worries mom.

scene: Cody runs toward the forest; Faloo's call is heard in the background. He runs past some rock formations and enters the woods. Birds follow him; and squak at him.

Cody:

[to the birds] I know, I'm coming. [Cody jumps over a hollow log] Hustle up Nelson, Faloo's sounding the call! [Cody slides through a log, picks up a stick, and beats on the roof of the wombats home.] C'mon little wombats, hurry! [Cody continues to run through the forest with all of the animals following him.] [Cody arrives at the tree where Faloo has been sounding the call.] [to Faloo] Who's caught this time?

Faloo:

You don't know her, Cody, her name is Marahute, the great golden eagle.

Cody:

Where is she?

Faloo:

She's caught, high on a cliff in a poacher's trap. You're the only one who can reach her.

Cody:

I'll get her loose.

Faloo:

Right-oh, hop on, no time to lose. [Cody hops onto Faloo and they travel through the forest and along a stream/river; more scenes of animals and the forest.] [They arrive at the cliff.] [pointing up towards the cliff] She's up on top of that ridge. Be careful lit'l friend.

scene: various "time lapse" views of Cody climbing up the cliff.

[Cody reaches the top and sees the eagle.]

Cody:

Marahute! [Cody looks at the eagle; he approaches her slowly; she hears him and wakes up; Marahute screeches and struggles to get free.] [reassuring] Calm down, calm down. I'm not gonna hurt you. [Cody strokes Marahute on the head] That's a girl. Stay still... it's o.k. [Cody gets out his knife; Marahute sees the glint of the knife and begins to struggle and scream] No wait! I'm here to help you... easy!... easy! [Cody cuts two ropes. Cody cuts the last rope to free Marahute.] You're free!! [As Marahute spreads her wings to fly, she knocks Cody off the cliff.] Aaaiigh! [Cody falls; Marahute dives down to catch him; she catches him just before he hits the ground; they begin to fly around; the animals see Cody on Marahute and stand in awe; Marahute files over several rock formations; the fly up above the clouds; Cody looks at his reflection in Marahute's eye.] Higher! [They fly even higher above the clouds; Marahute throws Cody and catches him; Cody is now held in Marahute's talons.] Woah! [Cody mocks an eagle screech; he laughs as Marahute tickles him; they cruise above the clouds which eventually open up to show the ground; Marahute nose dives towards the ground and a stream; she holds Cody just high enough above the water so that he is water skiing; they approach a flock of birds; Marahute lets Cody go and he skims through the birds, scattering them; Marahute grabs Cody just before he falls in and then put Cody right in front of her, on her beak [pushing him from behind]; they go over the egde of a waterfall; Marahute catches Cody again; this time he rides by standing on her back; they arrive at Marahute's nest] Wow! [Cody and Marahute look at each other; Cody falls over as he attempts to look at Marahute upside down. Marahute moves some grass and feathers to show Cody her eggs] You're a mom! [Cody puts his ear to the eggs] They're very warm. Are they gonna hatch soon? [Marahute ruffles her neck feathers in an affectionate manner; she sits on the eggs and then looks out "over her domain".] Where's the daddy eagle? [Marahute drops her head] Oh... my dad's gone too. [Cody give Marahute an affectionate stroke; as they fix the covering on the eggs, the wind picks up and blows a feather in Cody's face; he looks at it, plays with it, and puts it back. Marahute picks it up and gives it to Cody and he gives her a hug.] [Marahute and Cody are now on the ground; Marahute takes off and Cody runs around making flying noises]

scene: just inside the forest. A wanted poster of McLeach is posted on a tree; A mouse is tied up with a bell attached to it that rings as it struggles; Cody hears the bell and goes over to the mouse.

Cody:

Heh heh... hey little fella, what happened to you?

Baitmouse:

[panicking] Oh no! No, no, no, no!! Get away, get away! It's a trap, it's a trap. Be careful, NO!

Cody:

[as the mouse is speaking] Don't worry, I'll get you loose. Woah! [Cody falls into the trap. He looks up to see a blinking light and the alarm.]

scene: McLeach's truck; the radar has a blip on the screen.

McLeach:

[laughs] Got one!!

scene: back in the hole/trap where Cody has fallen.

Baitmouse:

[from the top of the hole] Are you alright?

Cody:

[rubbing his head] Yeah, I think so.

Baitmouse:

Okey-dokey. [he runs off]

Cody:

Wait! Hey! Come back! [Cody tries to climb out; he gets halfway up, grabs a tree root; it breaks and he falls; the baitmouse begins to lower a vine down to help Cody]

Baitmouse:

Here you go, grab on.

Cody:

That's great, just a little more, a little further... there! I got it. [a rumble is heard and the ground begins to shake.]

Baitmouse:

Uh-oh. [view of McLeach's vehicle trampling through the forest disturbing everything]

Baitmouse:

Yipe! [The vine is severed as McLeach's truck comes to a screeching halt; Cody falls; the truck opens; Joanna leans over pit and growls; Cody yells]

McLeach:

[unseen, approaching the trap] Well Joanna, what'd we get today? A dingo, a fat ol' razorback, or a nice big.... [he sees Cody] boy?!? [McLeach thinks for a second, gives a dirty look to Joanna and kicks her.] Joanna, you been diggin' holes out here again?? [mumbling to himself] Dumb lizard always tryin' to bury squirrels out here.

Cody:

Unh-unh. It's a trap, and poachin's against the law.

McLeach:

Trap?! Where'd you get an idea like that?? Boy I think you've been down in that hole for too long. [he holds his gun out so that Cody can grab it] Well c'mon, grab ahold. We'll get you out of this little ol' lizard hole and you can just run along home. [Joanna has spotted the baitmouse on Cody's backpack. She hisses and makes a face.]

Cody:

This IS a poacher's trap and YOU'RE a poacher. [The mouse ducks back into the backpack; Joanna jumps on Cody, knocking McLeach into the hole; his gun goes off; Joanna begins to attach Cody's backpack.] [to Joanna] Let go!! Hey get off of me!!

McLeach:

I'm gonna kill her. [climbing out of the hole] I'm gonna kill that dumb, slimey, egg-sucking salamander.

Cody:

Cut it out! Get off of me! [Joanna continues to attack the backpack; McLeach picks up his gun; he points it at Joanna; looking through gun scope McLeach aims at Joanna, she tries to get out of his view; as she does this, McLeach spots the feather in Cody's pack; he picks up Cody by his backpack.]

McLeach:

Hmmm.... good girl Joanna. [Joanna looks up and grins happily.] [to Cody] Say where'd you get this pretty feather boy?

Cody:

[humbly] It was a present.

McLeach:

[coddling] Oh, that's real nice. Who gave it to ya?

Cody:

[stumbling] It's a s... secret.

McLeach:

That's no secret boy, you see, [menacing] I already got the father. [makes a cutting sound and draws a feather across his neck like he was slashing a throat]. He, he he. You just tell me where momma and those little eggs are. [Cody breaks free from McLeach by slipping out of his backpack.]

Cody:

NO!!

McLeach:

Joanna, sick 'em! [Cody runs through forest with Joanna close behind; he enters an open area where we see a waterfall and water; Cody stops right at the edge of the small cliff that drops into the water [Crocodile Falls]; Joanna follows close behind; Cody reaches into his pocket and pulls out his knife; he drops it; McLeach steps on his hand.]

McLeach:

You're comin' with me boy.

Cody:

My mom'll call the rangers!

McLeach:

[sarcastically] Oh no.... not the rangers, what'll I do?? What'll I do??! Don't let your mom call the rangers!! Please don't!! [Joanna laughs] [McLeach laughs] [McLeach throws Cody's backpack into the river] My poor baby boy got eaten by the crocodiles, boo-hoo-hoo! Let's go boy!

Cody:

[from inside McLeach's cage] Help! Help! [The baitmouse sees Cody in the cage; he runs to the local RAS telegraph office; it begins to rain and wind is blowing; he bursts through the door as the telegraph mouse is eating.]

Baitmouse:

[very fast and excited] Help, help, help!! Someone help! McLeach took the boy. He took the little boy. Send for help!! [The telegraph mouse begins typing the message in morse code; camera pans up to roof, where other mice aim the antenna; message is seen being relayed to the Marshall Islands] [In a wrecked plane on the Marshall Islands, a mouse listens to the morse code message; he recognizes the distress call, activates the controls on the plane, and relays message to Hawaii.] [Message is seen being relayed to Hawaii. Screens fill with RAS RAS RAS. Mice are watching through binoculars in the back. The send a signal to other mice. They dial the phone to distract guard. Phone rings. Guard leaves. Mice take over, type [jump] on keyboard and read message. "RAS... RAS... ATTENTION BOY KIDNAPPED IN AUSTRALIA IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED" They type "Relay to New York".] [Message then journeys across the ocean to Los Angeles, then to Denver, St. Louis, Chicago, Washington D. C. and then New York.]

scene: It is winter in New York; through the clouds, the camera descends upon the UN building; a mouse is listening to the transmission at the RAS headquarters in New York

Mouse:

Code red, code red!! Attention all Rescue Aid Society delegates, all delegates please report immediately to the main assembly hall. This is an emergency meeting. I repeat, this is a code red emergency meeting!! [the delegates have been assembling as the announcement was being made]

scene: inside the RAS meeting hall

Chairmouse:

Order! Order! Yes, yes I know it's late but I'm... oh really! Sir Charles. Hello, hello Frank, how are you, nice to see you! And Esmerelda, there you are! Ha ha.. all right, quiet now please, everyone pay attention. There has been a kidnapping in Australia. [delegates gasp] A young boy needs our help. This is a mission requiring our very finest, and I know we are all thinking of the same two mice. [everyone looks to the seats of Hungary and USA, which are empty] [delegates gasp again.] What's this?!? Gone? We must find Bernard and Miss Bianca at once!

scene: a posh restaurant

[as a waiter walks by a pillar/column in the restaurant, a pea drops on the floor; a cricket comes out of the column and picks it up.]

Cricket:

Oh.... pea soup. [With an elaborate contraption, he launches the pea up the column where it drops into a thimble-pot of the cook]

Cricket cook:

Pea soup! [A waiter cricket comes along and picks up the soup; the scene changes to the chandelier over the restaurant and we see a mini-restaurant above the real one.]

Bianca:

To my dear Bernard, and our wonderful partnership.

Bernard:

[nervous and fumbling] Ah... yeah.. yeah.. ah.. won... wonderful.

Bianca:

You've been very quiet this evening, is there something on your mind?

Bernard:

Well, ummm... actually... I, ah... I was wondering.... [he reaches into his pocket.]

Bianca:

Yes darling?

Bernard:

I... Miss Bianca would you.... would you... [the ring falls through a hole in Bernard's pocket onto the floor] would you excuse me for a minute? [Bernard chases the ring across the floor; he crawls around, sees it, and just as he goes to grab it, a waiter kicks it under another table; Francois arrives at their table.]

Francois:

[French accent] Pardonnez moi, mademoiselle Bianca, I have important news. [He hands her a piece of paper.]

Bianca:

Yes Francois? What is it?

Francois:

You and Bernard have been asked to accept a dangerous mission to Australia.

Bianca:

[reading message] Oh the poor boy. This is dreadful. Now where is Bernard I must tell him at once!

Francois:

Allow me madame, I will tell him immediately. [Bernard is seen under a table retrieving ring; the ring finds its way onto the foot of a rather large woman mouse who is having dinner with a rather nerdy looking man mouse; as Bernard removes the ring from her foot, she think the man mouse is playing footsie with her and smacks the man mouse.]

Bernard:

[practicing] Miss Bianca, will you marry me? Miss Bianca, will you please marry me?

Francois:

[as Bernard practices] Quickly monsieur Bernard! I must speak with you....

Bernard:

Not now Francois, I'm busy!

Francois:

No, no, no, no, monsieur you don't...... [As Francois attempts to follow Bernard he collides with another cricket watier and falls on his back; various crickets run to help him.] [Bernard returns to the table]

Bianca:

Bernard, did you talk to Francois?

Bernard:

Ah yes, but uh.. there's... there's something I want ......

Bianca:

I know exactly what you're going to say. Francois told me all about it.

Bernard:

He did? How, how... how did he ...

Bianca:

Oh it doesn't matter, I think it's a marvelous idea.

Bernard:

[shocked] You do? I mean, you... you really want to?

Bianca:

I don't think it's a matter of wanting, it's a matter of duty.

Bernard:

D-duty? I... I never thought of it, well, umm... all righ.... all right. How does... how does next ah-April sound to you?

Bianca:

Heavens no! We must act immediately, tonight! [she leaves the restaurant with Bernard close behind]

Bernard:

Tonight? But, but, ah.. wait! Uh, Bianca, this is so sudden, I mean, don't you at least need a gown or something?

Bianca:

No, just a pair of khaki shorts and some hiking boots!

Bernard:

Hiking boots?

scene: in the RAS meeting hall

Chairmouse:

Ah, there you are, come along, come along.

Bianca:

Delegates, we have an important announcement. Bernard and I have decided, [pause] to accept the mission to Australia.

Bernard:

[surprised] Australia?

Chairmouse:

Oh good show! Now, you must fly out immediately! It's a little nippy outside, but we won't let that stop us, will we? What? [laughs]

scene: on top of a building, snow and wind blowing all around

Bernard:

[yelling] Miss Bianca, I'm not sure it's such a good idea to... to fly this soon after eating!

Bianca:

Darling you'll be just fine!

Bernard:

But aren't, aren't you supposed to wait 45 minutes?

Bianca:

[annoyed] Oh, just knock on the door and see if Orville is there!!

Bernard:

[knocks slightly] [quickly] Well, nobody's home, let's go. [Bernard gets buried with snow]

Bianca:

Bernard!! [scodling] This is no time to play in the snow.

Bernard:

I wasn't playing in the snow. It... it was an avalanche.

Bianca:

Oh look Bernard! [reading the sign] Under new management, see Wilbur. C'mon darling, let's get a move out!

scene: inside Wilbur's hangar; Wilbur is seen singing and dancing along with some music

Bianca:

Yoo-hoo! Mr. Wilbur! Hello?

Bernard:

Look out!! Excuse me!

Bianca:

Bernard DO something! He can't hear us! [Bernard "struggles" to get to the boom box and Wilbur continues to dance.]

Wilbur:

[singing] The girls all look [music stops] when I go by..... Hey, who killed the music?!?

Bernard:

That's better.

Bianca:

Excuse us for interrupting, we're from the Rescue Aid Society. I am Miss Bianca...

Wilbur:

[interrupting] Miss Bianca!?!

Bianca:

and this is my....

Wilbur:

[still interrupting] THE Miss Bianca? I don't believe it. My brother Orville told me ALL about you, oh boy, I... this is an honor to have.... may I just say enceinte senorita to you? May I? [kisses her hand]

Bernard:

Ahem. [deliberately] We need to charter a flight.

Wilbur:

Well, you've come to the right place, buddy boy, welcome to [pause] "Albatross Air" - a fair fare from here to there. [laughs] Get it? A fair fare? It's a... a play on... nevermind, I've got tons of exotic destinations, far away places, custom designed for [in a seductive voice] "romantic weekend getaways". [laughs] As well as the finest in-flight accomodations. Speaking of which, what can I get ya? [fumbles, searches through his cooler] How about a nice mango-Maui cooler? Very, very nice, very tasty....

Bianca:

No thank you...

Wilbur:

Or a ah..... [fumbles about] Coconut guava nectar? It's carbonated. Very nice. I got little umbrellas for each one of them and a little coconut thing....

Bianca:

No, it's urgent that we leave immediately!

Wilbur:

[disappointed] Nothing? Nothing at all?

Bernard:

[dismayed] Wilbur.

Wilbur:

How about a cream soda?

Bernard:

Now look, we need a flight to Australia.

Wilbur:

Australia? The Land Down Under? That's a fabulous idea! So when can I pencil you in? Ah... after spring thaw? You know, mid-June would be very nice.

Bianca:

Oh know, we must leave TONIGHT.

Wilbur:

[spits out his drink] TONIGHT? [coughs and laughs] C'mon you're kiddin' me right? [laughs] Have you looked outside? [he opens the window] It's suicide out there! Oh-ho, oh no. OH NO....I'm afraid your jolly little holiday will have to wait. [laughs] What a bunch of jokers.

Bianca:

But you don't understand, a boy needs our help, he's in trouble.

Wilbur:

A boy? You mean, a little kid kinda boy?

Bianca:

He was kidnapped.

Wilbur:

Kidnapped? [remorseful] Aw... that... that's awful. Lockin' up a little kid. A kid should be free. Free to run wild through the house on Saturday mornings, [gathering strength] free to have cookies and milk, and get those little white moustaches, you know, with the..... [determined] NOBODY'S gonna take a kid's freedom away while I'm around, nobody, do you hear me?!?

Bianca:

Does that mean you'll take us?

Wilbur:

[with conviction] Storm or no storm, Albatross Airlines, at your service!! [Wilbur salutes] [scene changes to Bernard and Bianca on Wilbur's back] Passengers are requested to please fasten their seat belts and secure all carry-ons. We'll be departing following our standard pre-flight maintenance. Thank you. [Wilbur begins to exercise] Yeah, loosen up, get the blood flowin' up to the head, annnnnd, couple of these....oh! [tries to do a push-up] O.k. one's enough, here we go. Oh! Ah yeah!! That feels better. Oh baby. Tie your kangaroos down sports fans, here, we, COME! [opens hangar doors, gets blown back by wind] Yeah, let's go for it!! Woah! Hey! Woah! Hey, I didn't adjust for the winds. All right we're gonna make it!! I just gotta duck down a little lower, that's all. Go under the wind, go under it! Here we go [screams]!! Ow this is cold! Slippery! Ice! Ice! We got ice! We got ice! Oh hang on now!! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!!! HERE WE GO!! COWABUNGA!!!!!!! [Wilbur dives for the street; "flies" just in time to miss the ground.]

Bianca:

Captain, is this a non-stop flight to Australia??

Wilbur:

Well, ah...not exactly no, I could definitely say no. We're gonna have to make connections with a bigger bird. [aside] Non-stop? What do I look like, Charles Lindburgh??

scene: McLeach driving his vehicle with Cody in the cage in the Australian outback.

Cody:

[pounding on the cage] Lemme outta here!! Lemme go!! You can't do this!! Help! Help! Help!

McLeach:

[on speaker] Breaker, breaker, little mate. I forgot to tell ya around here, you need to be QUIET!! [Cody trips] Or the rangers might hear ya. Now sit down and relax, enjoy the view. [laughs] Nothin' but abandoned opal mines as far as the eye can see. And dead ahead, is home sweet home. [begins singing] [from a distance] Home, home on the range. Where the critters are tied up in chains. I cut through their sides, and I rip off their hides. And the next day I do it again. Everybody! Home, home on the range.....

scene: long shot of Cody's house

Mom:

Cody! Cody! Cody!

scene: cargo hold of airplane; Wilbur, Bernard, and Miss Bianca are sleeping on an airplane tire.

Announcer:

[heard from inside of plane] Ladies and gentlemen, Flight 12 is now approaching Sydney airport, make sure you pick up your parcels and packages and enjoy your stay in Australia. [Miss Bianca wakes up, gives Bernard a kiss to wake him up.]

Bernard:

[just waking up] [yawns] Are we there yet?

Bianca:

Yes. You know, perhaps we should wake up Wilbur.

Bernard:

Oh, oh... alright, I'll get him up. [leaning over] Ahhh... Wilbur? [Wilbur is snoring] Wilbur? Wilbur??

Wilbur:

[half awake] Um, yeah, just five more minutes ma. [Wilbur rolls over, trapping Bernard and Bianca]

Bianca and Bernard:

[screams] Wilbur!!

Wilbur:

[groggy] That's all I need, five more minutes.

Bianca:

[pleading] Wilbur?? Are you awake??

Bernard:

Get, get up we're there!!

Wilbur:

O.k. I'm up, I'm up. [he rolls back over]

Bernard:

Watch out you got....

Wilbur:

[groans] Oh! I must'a been sleepin' on a bolt. Ooo. [plane body opens] Oh boy. Throw another shrimp on the barbie girls, cause HERE I COME!!

Bernard:

Here we go again!!

Wilbur:

CANNONBALL!!!!!

Bianca:

Weeee!! [Wilbur "cannonballs" out of the airplane; he runs into a flock of seagulls on his way down and passes the Sydney Opera House.]

Wilbur:

Gang way! Comin' through, mice on board!! Clear the way! Move over madam, there you go! Comin' through sir, thank you. [laughs] Next stop, Mugwomp Flats. Did we lose anyone back there? [laughs].

Bernard:

Miss Bianca, from.. from now on, can't... can't we just take the train?

scene: Mugwomp flats "control tower". Jake and Sparky are playing checkers.

Jake:

Well Sparky, you've had this comin' for a long time. And now, you're gonna get it. Ha! [Jake jumps one of Sparky's pieces; Sparky spits and then jumps a bunch of Jake's pieces.]

Jake:

Hmmm... wise fly. [Sparky laughs]

Wilbur:

[over radio] Mugwomp tower, Mugwomp tower, this is Albatross One Three requesting permission to land. Over?

Jake:

Albatross? [Jake flips over the checkerboard to a chart that has various bird sizes] Let's see... finch, wren, scrub bird, lockeet, freckled duck, culah, kukaberra, parrot, cockatoo, alba... alba...?!?! It's a jumbo!! [into radio] Negative one three, you'll have to turn back, our runway isn't long enough for a bird your size.

Wilbur:

Not long enough?!? Look pal, I can land this thing on a dime!

Bernard:

[heard over radio] Uh... Wilbur, if, if the runway isn't long enough...

Wilbur:

Listen you can't let these radar jockeys push you around. Just leave it to me alright?

Jake:

[into radio] I say again mate, our runway is too short.

Wilbur:

And I say again, MATE, I'm comin' in!!

Jake:

Crazy Yank. Quick Sparky, we gotta find a way to extend the runway. [Jake and Sparky begin to make the runway longer; Jake kicks a cinder block raising part of the roof.]

Wilbur:

Here we go!

Bernard:

We..., we'll never make it!!

Wilbur:

[as he bounces along roof] Hot! Oooh! Ow! Passengers please remain seated until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop. Thank you. [Jake and Sparky continue to extend the runway; Wilbur lands on an umbrella and spins around.]

Jake:

Quick Sparky, we need to make a drag line! [an elaborate clothesline/hangar/brassiere drag line is constructed; Wilbur is catapulted into the drag line; when he stops, he is "wearing" the bra.]

Wilbur:

[cocky] Don't try and tell ME the runway's too short. Ha! [to Jake] Hold this for me will ya pal? [Wilbur "hands" him the bra which launches Jake backwards.]

Jake:

Bloke oughtta have his wings clipped.

Wilbur:

You captain thanks you for flying Albatross Airlines.....

Jake:

[aside to Sparky] Crazy Yanks. They think they can do any fool thing, without regard for..... [he sees Bianca; becomes starry-eyed; Sparky wonders what happened; looks at Jake; Sparky buzzes in dismay] [being suave] Welcome to Australia ma'am. My name's Jake and if there's any way I can make your stay more pleasant, don't hesitate to ask.

Bianca:

Oh, how kind.

Jake:

Allow me to get that bag for ya.

Bernard:

[struggling] I've a.... I've got a lot of... luggage here...

Wilbur:

Here let me give you a hand with those bags pal, all part of the friendly service here at Albatross Air [Wilbur picks up two of the bags; a crunch is heard] Ow! Oh! Big time hurt! Ah back!! Oh it's out!

Bianca:

Wilbur, are you alright?

Jake:

Don't worry ma'am, I'll handle this. Sparky, you watch the tower, we gotta get this bird to the hospital.

Wilbur:

Oh.... can't go down, can't go up. Oh ! Take the bags, take the bags!

scene: an old military hospital vehicle. Wilbur is being lowered inside by a series of ropes, gears and nursemice.

Nursemice:

Heave! Ho! Heave! Ho!

Wilbur:

Hey, whaddya doin'? Hey, what... what's going on? Wait! Hey wait a minute... just stop everything.

Bianca:

Wilbur, don't worry. We'll come back the moment we find the boy.

Wilbur:

[begging] Wait! Hey! Wait a minute! Don't leave me here, please! I'm feeling much better now. I'm even ready to hit the beaches [laughs]. I'm even ready to mambo. [Wiggles in the restraints].

Bianca:

Doctor, will he be alright?

Doctor:

[consoling] Now, now, my dear. Keep a stiff upper lip. They all come in with a whimper, and leave with a grin. Off with you now. Leave everything to me. Shoo, shoo, off you go. [they leave] Hop to it ladies, we've got a bent bird on our hands. Move, move, move, bustle, bustle, bustle. That's it, ah-ha.

Wilbur:

Will it, will it hurt doc?

Doctor:

Dear boy, you won't feel a thing. [to the nurse mice] Launch the back brace! [the "back brace" [a cane] is "launched" to immobilize Wilbur's back.]

Wilbur:

Hey! Hey wait! Wait! Woah!! I've been skewered.

Doctor:

[cross] I've already missed tea, Mr. Albatross, now don't force me to take drastic measures. You MUST relax.

Wilbur:

Relax?!? I have never been more relaxed in my life!! [begins to get hyper] If I were any more relaxed, I'd be dead!!!

Doctor:

[smug] I'm not convinced. [to the nurse mice] Sixty milligrams!

Nursemice:

Sixty milligrams. [the nursemice fill hypodermic needle with liquid and put it into the chamber of a shotgun.]

Wilbur:

Hey... wha.... are... are you guys crazy? You can't do that to me! I'm an American citizen buddy!!!

Doctor:

Better double it!

Wilbur:

DOUBLE?!?

Nursemice:

Double, coming up! [they load up another needle in the other chamber.]

Wilbur:

Nooo!!

Doctor:

Prepare the albatross for medication.

Wilbur:

Oh, I'm dreamin'... I'm dreamin'!! Come on Wilbur, wake up boy, wake up!!

Doctor:

[giving directions to aim the gun.] Three degrees right.

Wilbur:

Come on!!

Nursemice:

Three degrees right.

Wilbur:

Come on, it's a joke, it's a joke!

Doctor:

Down two degrees.

Wilbur:

Oh no, don't go down two degrees!

Nursemice:

Down two degrees.

Doctor:

Ready!

Wilbur:

No I'm not ready!! No, please!!

Doctor:

Aim!!

Wilbur:

[crying] please don't do this to me......

Doctor:

FIRE!! [the scene changes to outside and we hear the gun fire.]

Wilbur:

Ow, ow, oh. ooo......

scene: Mugwomp Flats; Bernard and Bianca are looking at a map

Bernard:

Now we just.... gotta figure out how to get there.

Jake:

So, ah... you and your umm... husband here on a little outback excursion?

Bianca:

Oh no, no, we're not married.

Bernard:

In fact we're, we're here on a, a top ah.. secret mission. Very... very.. hush, hush.

Jake:

Oh! Gotta rescue that kid McLeach nabbed eh?

Bianca:

Why that's right! How did you know?

Jake:

[he bumps Bernard out of the way] [whispering to Bianca] You'll find it's tough to keep secrets in the outback miss. [outloud] So ah.... which way ya takin'? [looking at Bernard's map.] Suicide trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's ridge?

Bernard:

Su... Suicide trail?

Jake:

Good choice. [dramatically] More snakes, less quicksand. Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek, you're scot free, this is until ummm... Dead Dingo Pass.

Bernard:

[puzzled] Wait, wait, wait a minute, I don't.... I don't see any, any of that, that stuff on the map.

Jake:

A map's no good in the outback! [folding up the map] What you really need is someone, [schmoozing to Bianca] someone who KNOWS the territory.

Bianca:

Oh Mister Jake, will you guide us?

Jake:

At your service! [he bows and shoves the map behind him into Bernard's gut.] Here better take my arm miss it's gonna be a treacherous hike. [beginning to tell a story] I remember the time Miss B. it was just me and four hundred of these big giant.....

Bernard:

Doesn't even know how to fold a map....

scene: the rangers are at Crocodile Falls searching the water; then we see Bernard, Miss Bianca and Jake on a wombat in a tree getting ready to jump.

Jake:

This is how we get around in the outback Miss B. [shouting] The only way to travel, eh Berno?

Bernard:

Ah yeah, yeah, it's just a little, a little ah.. bumpy back here. [Bernard is bobbing along on the tail; the wombat climbs to the top of the tree and jumps.]

Jake:

Cinch up your seatbelts mates, we're comin' in for a landing. [the wombat lands on a small bush; Jake and Miss Bianca get off the wombat; however the bush isn't exactly stable yet...]

Bernard:

Hold it, not, not yet!! [Bernard gets launched into a patch of briars.]

scene: McLeach's hideout

McLeach:

[sharpening a knife] Well boy, let's see if we can do something to refresh that rusty old memory of yours. Is she on Satan's Ridge? [throws a knife at the map Cody is standing in front of] Or Nightmare Canyon?? [throws another knife] Whadda you think Joanna? Yeah, that's it... right smack dab in the middle at Croc Falls! [throws another knife] [to Cody] Am I gettin' warm??

Cody:

I told you, I don't remember.

McLeach:

Don't you realize a bird that size is worth a fortune?? [in Cody's face] I'll split the money with you fifty-fifty, you can't get a better offer than that boy.

Cody:

You won't have any money after the rangers get through with you.

McLeach:

[growls in anger] [he kicks over the kettle of water in the fire].

scene: Bernard and Bianca in the forest by the water; Bianca is removing the burrs from Bernard.

Bernard:

Jake's been gone... ow.... been gone a long time... maybe I should go, oh! Maybe I should go look for him.

Bianca:

Oh don't you worry about Jake, he can handle himself.

Bernard:

Yeah, I... I noticed.

Bianca:

I am just sure he'll be back in no time. [Bernard reaches into his pocket and pulls out the ring to make sure it's still there.]

Bernard:

You know... now that we're alone, [nervous] there's... there's something that I've, I've been wanting to uh... to.. to ask you.

Bianca:

Yes? What is it?

Bernard:

[he walks over to Bianca] Well, it's uh.... it's like this... Miss Bianca I.... [he gets down on one knee] I would be... [he takes her hand] most honored... if.. if...

Jake:

LOOK OUT!!! [Jake bursts through the two of them; Bianca screams] No mice for you Twister not today!! [Jake proceeds to lasso the mouth of Twister the snake.] There!

Bernard:

Miss Bianca!

Jake:

[assertively] I've been looking all over for you. Now look... we got a long way to go, and you're gonna take us there, and you're not gonna give us any trouble about it. Right?? [Snake shakes his head no; Jake and Miss Bianca get on Twister.] They're perfectly harmless once you look 'em in the eye and let em' who's boss. Ain't that right mate? [smacks the snake.] Now git.

Bianca:

It's alright Bernard, Jake has everything under control.

Bernard:

[disappointed and sarcastic] Yeah, I noticed.

Jake:

[going into a story again] You know Miss Bianca, truth be told, I used to be quite a dingo wrestler. Yeah, there was this one time, it was just me and [his voice begins to trail off] 300 of these ferocious mouse-eating dingo's right... had me surrounded.... decided to .... [Bernard, who is riding the end of the snake, get out the ring, dumps out the water, and sighs.]

scene: McLeach's animal prison; Mcleach throws Cody into a cage.

McLeach:

I'll give you a night down here to think it over. But tomorrow, no more Mr. Nice Guy. [McLeach slams the door, Joanna gets her tail caught in it.] Joanna! You thick-headed chunk of fish-bait!

Cody:

[yelling] I'll NEVER tell you where she is! Never! Never!

Frank:

[mimicking Cody] Yeah, never tell! You'll have to drag it out of us!

Cody:

Hey, where did you come from?

Frank:

Um... the desert?

Krebbs:

Well, well, well, fancy that! Looks likes McLeach has begun trapping his own kind! There's no hope for any of us now.

Frank:

No hope! No hope! No! [cries]

Cody:

Be there MUST be a way out of here.

Krebbs:

Oh, there's a way out all right. Cody [and others]: There is?

Krebbs:

Absolutely. [cocky] You'll go as a wallet, you'll go as a belt, and our dear Frank....

Frank:

No, no, no, I don't want to hear it.

Krebbs:

Frank will go as......

Frank:

I can't hear you... [Frank covers his ears and begins to sing a nonsense version of the Australian national anthem] la la la la la.....

Krebbs:

[pause until Frank uncovers his ears] A purse.

Frank:

Aiighh... no!! [cries]

Krebbs:

Ooo... a lovely ladies' purse.

Frank:

[crying] I don't want to go as a purse. [begging] Please, please, don't let 'em do it!

Cody:

Don't worry, we're gonna get out of here.

Frank:

We are?

Cody:

Yeah! If we all put our heads together, I'm sure we'll think of something.

Frank:

Yeah, something, something.... [begins to pant and think hard]

Cody:

Frank, what's wrong?

Krebbs:

Oh, here he goes again.

Red:

Take it easy mate, you don't want to hurt yourself again.

Frank:

[straining to think] I got it!! All we gotta do, is get the keys!!

Krebbs:

[sarcastically] Ohhh!! Is that all?? Well then, we better start packing our bags.

Cody:

No wait, he's right. If we could get these long pieces of wood.... [Cody strains to reach some long pieces of wood through his cage]

Frank:

Wood, yeah, wood, wood, wood, yeah good.

Cody:

Maybe we could.... [a bird in a "tire cage" helps knock the wood so Cody can reach it.] that's right just a little more... there, [he gets a piece of wood] Come on everybody, get some more stuff!!

Red:

The kid's right, what are we waiting for?

Cody:

That's it, you've got it! Hurry! We need something to tie it together!

Frank:

Hey, hey, hey, whaddya got, whaddya got, whaddya got?? [Frank gets whopped with a shoe] [through the shoe] Shoelaces! Oh. [the animals have constructed a long pole held up and together with rope and shoelaces; they begin to use their "pole" to get the keys.]

Cody:

Almost.... a little further...

Frank:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. [Krebbs moans/cries as they miss the keys.]

Cody:

It's o.k. let's try again.

Frank:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cody:

Easy... easy does it.

Frank:

Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, no, yeah, yeah [etc...]

Krebbs:

Somebody shut him up!! [they get the keys on the hook; the dangle right in front of the door.]

Frank:

You've got it! You've got it! You've got it! [Joanna comes in, discovers keys, destroys pole, returns keys to hook, and leaves through the animal door.]

Frank:

[Frank strains to think again] I've got it! I'll just take my tail.... and I'll pick the lock.... like this!!

Red:

Aww Frank, give it a rest.

Frank:

No, no, no!! You'll thank me when you're free! Look, look, look, I just insert my tail, like this, and I turn it like this, just a quarter turn to the left, and then push it a little bit further...... [etc.]

scene change: Jake, Bianca, and Bernard are riding lightning bugs.

Jake:

Ha, ha!! Show him who's boss Berno! [Bernard is having obvious trouble with his bug; he hits a dandelion, attempts to sneeze, but goes underwater instead.]

scene: the hospital wagon

Wilbur:

Ugh... I feel like I got my head in a vise. [zoom out to see Wilbur's head in a vise] Unh...

Doctor:

Are we ready nurse?

Nursemouse:

Ready doctor.

Doctor:

Alright ladies, snap to it! [he snaps his rubber gloves on] Ooo... that smarts! Ah... let me see here.... [hums/sings to himself as he examines the x-ray]... forceps!

Nursemouse:

Forceps. [various tools posing as surgical equipment are tossed around.]

Wilbur:

Oh no, what now? [in the background the heart monitor begins to beep faster and faster throughout this part]

Doctor:

Spinal stretch-u-lator.

Wilbur:

Oh... that's gonna hurt.

Doctor:

Artery router.

Wilbur:

Mother!

Doctor:

This is rusted tight. I wouldn't DREAM of using such a tool. Bring me the epidermal tissue disrupter! [which is actually a chainsaw]

Wilbur:

The epidermal what?!?! [realizing what it is.] Oh no... no.... NO! [Wilbur screams and breaks free; the nursemice set off an alarm and sign that says "Patient Escaping."]

Doctor:

Mr. Albatross we haven't operated yet!

Wilbur:

You gotta catch me first doc!!

Doctor:

Mr. Albatross, please!! [chasing Wilbur]

Wilbur:

Cowabunga!

Doctor:

Mr. Albatross, we must return you to the operating room!

Wilbur:

You'll never take me alive!! [Wilbur attempts to climb out a window]

Doctor:

Please don't do this!! Your spine needs tender... [scream].... loving.... [scream].... care! [they all fall backwards]

Wilbur:

Oh. Ugh. oh... oh... my... my back! Hey, hey... I can, I, it works!! I'm cured!!

Doctor:

My back! [Wilbur bursts out of the back of the hospital truck]

Wilbur:

Don't worry, I'm coming you little mice... this is the finest fleet on two webbed feet. [panting] Oh boy, I gotta, I gotta go on a diet when I get home. Here we go!!

scene: Cody's house

[a ranger knocks at the door; Cody's mom answers and we begin to hear the radio announcer in the background]

Announcer:

... those particular areas, in other news, authorities in Mugwomp Flats have called off the search for the missing boy. His backpack was found near Crocodile Falls, and local rangers believe he was yet another victim of crocodile attack. [scene transitions to McLeach's hideout] Authorities once again warn residents to use extreme caution when they are....

McLeach:

[to the radio] Ha heh! Think you're pretty smart, don't you eh? Who outsmarted who? Who? Who outsmarted who? I still gotta get that boy, to talking, huh? [a thought strikes him] I'm hungry. Can't think on an empty stomach... gotta have protein... gotta have.... eggs. [Joanna perks up at the word "eggs"]. [McLeach gets up and walks across the room; Joanna follows.] Everyone's got his price... all I gotta do is offer him whatever he wants... and then not give it to him. [Joanna opens the tool box, takes an egg and puts it in her mouth; throughout this scene, Joanna steals McLeach's eggs as he is talking out loud; he keeps moving the box back and forth in an attempt to stop her, which only makes matters worse.] [to Joanna] Did you take one of my eggs? Open your mouth. These are NOT Joanna eggs. Let's see ummm... the boy's got the eagle... I want the eagle... the boy won't give me the eagle... if I could just find the boy's weak spot, I could get him to tell me where the eagle is. But the boy's only got ONE weak spot, and that IS the eagle. [aside/thinking out loud] Maybe if I stuck him in a giant anthill, that would loosen his tongue and then.... [yells] I got it! [to Joanna] Got your hand caught in the cookie jar, didn't ya? Eh? Who do you think you're messin' with you dumb animal, my mental facilities are twice what yours are, you peabrain. [opens case, realizes all the eggs are gone] [calmy at first, then more angry] [Joanna runs away and hides] Joanna.... I give you platypus eggs, I give you snake eggs, why I'll even give you eagle eggs, but I want you to stay away from my... [stops abruptly].... [whispers] the eagle's eggs! That's it! That's the boy's weak spot! [Joanna whimpers in corner]

scene: McLeach's animal prison

Frank:

[still trying to open lock with his tail]. Push it in a little bit farther..... [mumbling].... [Frank opens the cage without realizing it and steps out.] [crying] I give up! [kicks the door closed] I'll never get this.... we're doomed! Doomed!

Red:

Hey look! Krebbs, Frank's out!

Cody:

Frank, Frank, you're free!

Frank:

Free?! [realizing] I'm free! I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!.... [continues]

Red:

Shhhhh!!! Joanna'll hear!

Krebbs:

Double or nothin' he's caught in five minutes.

Cody:

Calm down little mate.

Frank:

[sticks his head through the cage] Look at me, I'm free!

Cody:

Frank, get the keys.

Frank:

I should get the keys. I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck.... [continues and struggles]

Red:

Shhh quiet!

Krebbs:

Quiet ya fool!

Cody:

Take it easy, I'll get you loose. [twists Frank back through the cage] There ya go. [deliberately] Now go get the keys.

Frank:

The keys. Yeah, yeah, keys, keys, keys, keys, keys. [jumps to grab keys and misses] Gee, I can't reach 'em.

Cody:

Quick, get something to stand on.

Frank:

Yeah, stand on, something to stand on.

Krebbs:

This oughtta be rich.

Frank:

Yeah, yeah, stand on, stand on.... [etc.] [Frank gets a flat board, carries it across, throws it on the ground, thereby increasing his height by .01 inches.]

Everyone:

FRANK!

Cody:

Use the box! Climb up on the box!

Frank:

[mumbles] [grunts] box, box..... etc. [Frank moves the box, climbs up, and grabs the keys; he falls over with them on top of the box which makes noise with them]

Everybody:

SHHHHH! Quiet!

Frank:

[grumbles] These are heavy! [Frank kicks the keys onto the floor; everyone is dismayed. Frank gets a grip, gets quiet, and goes down to get the keys quietly. As he goes to grab the keys, Joanna enters the prison room through the animal door.] Oops! [Joanna begins to chase Frank around the room]

Red:

The keys Frank, give us the keys!! Frank, over here!! Give us the keys!! [they disappear behind some junk; Frank emerges riding Joanna like a horse with the keys as a bridle] Yeeeeeee-haaaww, ride 'em Frank!!!!

Frank:

Ya-hoo, howdy, howdy, howdy!!!! Howdy, howdy, howdy!!! [Joanna launches Frank across the room] Yeah, yeah, .... [etc] .... [Frank drops the keys; Cody picks them up and lets himself out.] [Joanna runs after Frank towards the cage] Let me in! Let me in!! [Joanna gets a gun] No, no, no!!!! [etc.] [Joanna shoots the gun at Frank who is standing against a wall. He is in a fancy position.] Huh, missed.

McLeach:

[catching Cody with the keys] Surprise!! If I didn't know any better, I'd think you didn't like it here.

Cody:

Let me go, let go, let go!!!!

McLeach:

[sees Frank out of his cage] HA!! Whaddya you doin' out of your cage?!? [Frank goes back into his cage.] Uhhh.... that's better. C'mon boy, [laughs] say goodbye to your little friends.... it's the last you'll ever see of 'em.

scene: at the front of McLeach's hideout

Bianca:

There is no time to waste. We MUST try to get in.

Bernard:

[handing her a stick] Here, here Miss Bianca, start digging.

Jake:

[half-heartedly digs for a moment, stops, looks up and laughs] [sarcastically] Has anyone considered trying... "open sesame"?

Bianca and Bernard:

Aiighh! Woah!

Jake:

[shocked] Hey it worked!! [the mice climb up over the open door and look down.]

McLeach:

[throwing Cody out] Get out of here!! Go on! Git!!

Bianca:

Look Bernard, it's the boy!

Jake:

And McLeach.

McLeach:

[throwing Cody's knife at Cody's feet] It's all over boy... your bird's dead. Someone shot her... shot her, right outta the sky, bang!! [Joanna mocks a shot and death.]

Cody:

NO!!

McLeach:

Whaddya mean 'no'? You callin' me a liar? I heard it on the radio this morning, and she could have been mine if it weren't for you, now you better git outta here, before I change my mind. Go on, git!!

Bernard:

[whispering] Why is he letting him go??

Jake:

It's gotta be a trick.

McLeach:

[aside to Joanna, but loud enough for Cody to hear] Too bad about those eggs, eh Joanna? They'll never survive without their mother. Oh well, survival of the fittest, I guess. [watches Cody run off] [whispers] Bingo! [laughs] [Joanna also laughs]

Bianca:

Bird?

Bernard:

Eggs?

Jake:

Shh! Listen. [McLeach pulls out his truck with himself and Joanna in the cab.]

McLeach:

[laughs] I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing. [McLeach's truck begins to leave.]

Jake:

I don't know where he's going, but he can't let him get away. Hurry up you two!! [he jumps onto the truck.]

Bianca:

Quickly Bernard, NOW!! [They all jump; Bianca and Bernard miss and slide down onto the treads]

Bernard:

Oh no!! Oh no!! Get between the treads!!

Jake:

[throwing a rope] Bernard!! Bianca!! Here, catch!!

Bernard:

Got it!! Miss, Miss, Miss Bianca, you, you can do it!!!

scene: in the sky

Wilbur:

[panting and puffing] Boy, this is some headwind, huh? Say, [laughs], you lovely ladies wouldn't have seen two little mice running around down there, would ya? Hey where ya going? I mean it, I'm looking for two little mice! [aside] Is it something I said?

scene: at the cliff

[Cody runs to the edge, stops, looks down, and begins to climb down.]

Jake:

He's going down the cliff! C'mon, we gotta warn him!

scene: over the cliff; at Marahute's nest.

[Cody arrives at the nest; sees the eggs; checks them out; he covers them up, and places one of the golden feathers on them.]

Bianca:

Cody!

Cody:

Huh? Who are you?

Bianca:

Oh, there is no time to explain, you're in GREAT danger.

Cody:

[Marahute's screech is heard at a distance] Marahute?! It can't be!

Bianca:

Oh Cody, Cody wait!!

Cody:

[sees Marahute] She's alive!!

Bianca:

Cody please!! You MUST listen!!

Bernard:

That's right, Mc.. McLeach is on the cliff.

Cody:

[looks up and sees McLeach's truck] [begins to yell and plead] Marahute, NO!!! Turn back!! Turn back!! Stay away!! It's a trap!! [McLeach launches the trap; Marahute is caught in it.]

McLeach:

I got her!!! I got her!!! Did you see that? [laughs] Perfect shot!! Per-fect shot! She's mine!! [laughs] All mine!!!!

Cody:

NO!!! [Cody jumps for the trap/bundle as it is hoisted up; Jake lassos Cody's foot.]

Jake:

Hold tight you two, we're going for a ride! [Bernard misses the rope]

Bernard:

Bianca!!

Bianca:

Bernard! [Cody begins to cut the ropes on the trap.]

McLeach:

[grumbles]... Meddlin' brat. Gonna get rid of him for good. [McLeach tries to shake Cody off.]

Cody:

Help I'm slipping!

Bianca:

Cody, don't move!! [Jake throws a rope and lassos Cody's foot.]

McLeach:

[hoists the whole group up and drops them into his cage] [laughs] [whispering] There she is Joanna.... just look at her.... look at the size of her... the RAREST bird in the world. That bird's gonna make me rich... [chuckles] FILTHY rich. [laughs] [announcing] I got what I want. Now, what does Joanna want? Does she wanna make sure that bird... STAYS rare? [egging her on] How about some great, big, triple A, jumbo, eagle eggs!!! Eh?! You want 'em?! Eh?! You want 'em? Go get 'em girl!!

Cody:

NO!! Please!! [Joanna runs for the cliff, sees how far down it is and balks in fear.]

McLeach:

[mocking] Why, whatever is the matter Joanna?? [She points down; McLeach kicks her over the edge]. Git!! [Joanna goes down to eat the eggs; she searches the nest for them; finds the eggs; takes a bite of one; it is rock hard; she tries another with the same result; she drops one egg on the other which lands on her tail and she shreiks in pain] [screaming from on top of cliff] JOANNA!! You hurry up and eat those eggs and get your tail up here! MOVE IT!! [Joanna moves the "eggs" to the edge; knocks them over the cliff with her tail; she yanks on the rope for McLeach to bring he up; as she does, another rock falls that looks like an egg; Bernard comes out of hiding.]

Bernard:

[to the eggs] O.k. you guys, she fell for it. Looks like the coast is clear.

Wilbur:

[flying in to Marahute's nest] Girls? Girls, I'm here! [laughs] Where are you, you little chickees you? [laugh]

Bernard:

[puzzled at first] Wilbur? [louder] Wilbur!

Wilbur:

[screams and falls off the edge] Don't EVER do that to me again! Oh... boy... I lost a lot of feathers on that one.

Bernard:

Wilbur am I glad to see you! Give me a hand with these eggs will ya? [rolling the eggs out of hiding.]

Wilbur:

Yeah, sure. Wait a minute.... what the heck are you doing up here anyway??

Bernard:

The kidnapper took the boy and Jake.... Miss Bianca.

Wilbur:

Miss Bianca?? Miss Bianca's in trouble?!? Woah! Geez! That's terrible! We gotta do something! [chastising] Bernard, I'm disappointed in you. Hidin' under a nest while Miss Bianca needs our help. I gotta talk to you mister...

Bernard:

Wilbur....

Wilbur:

[fumbling] You should start searchin' the desert for her, and [fumbling] I'll scan the coastline!

Bernard:

Wilbur...

Wilbur:

That's what I'll do.... I'll ask the chicks on the beach.

Bernard:

Wilbur!

Wilbur:

Huh? What?!

Bernard:

Now listen! [Bernard points to the eggs] There's some chicks right here that need your help.

Wilbur:

Really? [Bernard sits on an egg, and pats it.] Oh no.... wait a minute... hold it.... I know what you're thinkin' and you're wrong. Don't even.... no... [Bernard gives him a stare] don't look at me like that! You're gettin' no from me! You understand? No! I will not.. EVER sit on those eggs! [scene changes to Wilbur sitting on the eggs] Aww... nuts! [sigh]... [to himself] Gotta learn to be more assertive. No is no is NO. [to the eggs] Hey, quit movin' in there!

scene: McLeach's vehicle

McLeach:

Well Joanna, it looks like lady luck has finally decided to smile on us. Everything's going our way. [laughs to himself].

Cody:

[screaming] You can't do this!! You're gonna get in big trouble!! I'll tell the rangers where you are!!

McLeach:

[groan] I almost forgot...we got a loose end to tie up, haven't we girl? [Joanna looks through the back window; makes a face at Cody; Cody makes on back and smacks the glass and scares Joanna]

Bianca:

[consoling] Now, now Cody, we mustn't loose hope. Bernard is still out there...

Jake:

[mocking sincerity] That's right! Is anyone can get us out of this scrape it's old Berno! [aside] Nice bluff, Miss B.

Bianca:

I wasn't bluffing. You don't know Bernard like I do. He'll never give up. [looking back out over the trail]

scene: Bernard on the trail of McLeach's truck.

[Bernard is seen running along the trail of McLeach's truck; after turning a "corner" he realizes just how far he has to go; he sighs in disbelief].

Bernard:

Oh my gosh! [He hears a sound; there is a razorback right next to him sleeping; Bernard looks scared at first; thinks; gets an idea; builds up courage; and goes for it.] Ahem... ahem.... ah... excuse me... [the razorback wakes up and grunts at him] [assertively] now look, I've got a long way to go, [Bernard roughs up the razorback by the snout] you're going to take me there, and you're not going to give me any trouble about it, right? [the razorback whimpers and shakes his head no.] Good. [Bernard climbs up the razorback] Now git. [they take off down the trail].

scene: Crocodile falls

McLeach:

[Cody has been tied up to a hoist and hook] Are ya ready boy? It's time you learned how to fish for crocs! [laughs] They like it when you use live bait... and you're as live as they come. [laughs and sings as he adjusts a light onto Cody so that the crocodiles can see him] Oh... you get a line, and I'll get a pole, matey.... you get a line, I'll get a pole, friend.... oh, you get a line, I'll get a pole, we'll go fishin' at the crocodile hole, buddy, pal o' mine.... [to the crocs] That's right babies, suppertime! [continues to sing as Cody is lowered to the water.]

Jake:

It don't look good Miss B. I can't see any way out of this one.

Bianca:

[to the air] Oh Bernard, please hurry!

McLeach:

[laughing/singing] Now, this is MY idea of FUN. [begins to play with the hoist controls; dunks Cody in the water and pulls him out.] Nothing personal boy, but I wouldn't want to disappoint the rangers. They was looking so hard for ya, and now... they're gonna find ya! [drops Cody once more, but before Cody hits the water, the power goes out.] What the blazes going on here? [McLeach looks down over truck; sees a razorback running out of the truck cab]. Joanna? [McLeach climbs down] Did you know, there was a razorback in my truck? [she shakes her head yes at first] Did ya? Did ya?? [she shakes he head no] [yelling] There was a RAZORBACK in my truck. Now you quit playing around and do your job, you four- legged python!! [She climbs down to look around] [McLeach looks inside the truck cab.] Hey, what happened to them keys? [fishing around the floor; Bernard is hiding underneath the gas pedal with the keys.] Must be around here somewhere, they couldn't just get up and walk away. Something weird's going on around here.... I smell a big, fat rat. [Cody is still hanging just above the water; the crocodiles jump for him; Bernard jumps out of the truck cab with the keys; he tiptoes underneath the truck; Joanna follows him and then chases him.]

Bianca:

Look, it's Bernard!

Jake:

I don't believe it! Way to go mate!

Bernard:

Miss Bianca, Jake, catch!! [He throws the keys up to them] [Joanna chases after him] Woah!

McLeach:

Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat. [getting out his gun] [laughs] [Jake and Bianca work the keys up the cage] [Joanna continues to chase Bernard; Bernard tricks Joanna into biting her tail; he hides in a log; Bianca and Jake continue to work the keys up the cage; a gunshot is heard; Marahute screeches.]

McLeach:

Blasted!!

Bernard:

Oh my gosh! I hope I know what I'm doing! [another shot goes off; this time, it hits the rope and severs it most of the way; Bernard kicks Joanna; runs for McLeach.] Thhpppt. [Bernard runs up McLeach just as he takes aim again; Joanna follows and tackles McLeach.]

McLeach:

Hey, get off me!! Joanna! What are ya..... [Bernard pushes McLeach over with one finger] [screams and falls into the water] Joanna! Joanna!! You stupid rodent! Get off me! You idiot! Get off of me! No! No! [begins to beat away crocodiles with his gun.] [the rope breaks and Cody falls into the water]

Bianca:

Bernard the boy!! [Bernard dives into the water to get Cody; they both surface.]

Cody:

Help!! Help!! [Bernard swims for shore; he ties Cody's rope around a tree limb.]

McLeach:

[hitting the crocodiles] Get back, get back, go on, get away from me, get away from me.... [the crocs retreat] [laughs] HA! I whooped ya! I whooped ya all! You'll think twice before messin' with Percival C. McLeach!! [laughs] Woah! [realizes that he is headed for the waterfall and tries to swim back; Joanna waves goodbye] NOO!!!! [McLeach goes over the edge of the waterfall.]

Bernard:

Don't give up Cody!! [the tree limb breaks; Bernard and Cody continue down the river; Jake opens the lock on their cage; Marahute takes off with Jake and Bianca.]

Jake:

Hop on Miss B.!! [they fly towards Cody]

Cody:

Help! Help! [Cody goes over the waterfall with Bernard] [everyone disappears into the mist of the waterfall; a few seconds later, we see all four on Marahute flying away triumphantly into the sky and clouds.]

Cody:

[mocks eagle screech] [looking around; sees Bernard clinging to the rope.] It's o.k. Come on.... [to Bernard] Thanks little mate.

Bianca:

[hugging Bernard] Oh Bernard you are magnificent, you are absolutely the hero of the day.

Bernard:

[rushed] Miss Bianca, before anything else happens... [sighs; gets out the ring and gets on one knee].... will you marry me?

Bianca:

[shocked] Bernard! Of COURSE, I will! [hugs Bernard.]

Jake:

Well done mate. [Jake gives Bernard the thumbs up sign.]

Cody:

Come on Marahute, let's all go home. [Marhute flies higher and the four of them cruise off into the clouds and the moon.]

scene: high on the cliff at Marahute's nest

Wilbur:

Help!!! Anybody!! Bernard!! Bianca!! Where are you?!? [to himself] O.k., that's it, I'm outta here, this is ridiculous. You can't leave me here alone [laughs]. I'm gone! I am GONE! [the sound of eggs breaking open and chirping is heard] [to the eggs] Aww no... stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! [in a baby-ish voice] Awww..... hey... you're kind of a cute little feller, coochy coochy.... YOW! WOAH!!! [groans]

[make-me-your-animal]

Sirens and Leppards

Part 1: opening night

"I think I'm gonna puke" Harper stated as the girls finished getting ready in the small dressingroom.

"Please for the love of god Harp do not" Bex hissed fluffing up her brunette hair and checking out her make up.

Rebel handed her counterpart her guitar giving her a soft reasuring smile. "What Bex ment to say is there's no reason to be nervous."

"No reason to be nervous?" Harper laughed humorlessly as she checked to make sure her guitar was in tune for the hundredth time that night. "We opening for def fucking leppard. This is like a wet dream come true. I mean they were half the reason we started this fuck show... my God do you think they'll watch our set?"

"Tenner says she'll pass out if she sees Joe" Gemma snickered adjusting her tits in the leather bralette. "Or suck his dick"

The guitarist turned the same color as her fiery hair and she opened her mouth to speak but Bex interupted her. "She will do no such thing"

"Ah yes your stupid rules"

"They aren't stupid Gemma" Bex insisted.

Before anybody else could argue anything diffrent there was a knock on the door. "Lets go ladies" their manager chris' voice rang out. The girls looked at each other for a final time before standing up.

They walked down the hall slowly. Each one by one taken to another location. When a tech handed Gemma her bass she turned to Amaya her bestfriend and the drummer of the band a final time. "Ready for this mate?"

"Are we ever ready?" The shy drummer grinned slightly.

"Nah, See you on the otherside"

Nobody ever really paid attention to the opener.  But the band played hard and some of the die hard rockers seemed to be enjoying themselves.

Everything was a whirlwind of lights and sounds. It was always an adrenaline rush being on stage. The crowd screaming as the girls finished the 4th song in their set. The leadsinger moved to the egde of the stage smiling down at the crowd from beneath the curtains of her teased up brunette hair.

"Is everyone having a good time tonight?" She asked into the mic earning a deafening roar from the crowd. "I know we're having a good time. Let me take this moment and introduce you to the band. For anyone who hasn't figured it out yet we are the Sirens. To my left over here on guitar we got Harper reign." She gracefully gestured to the short redhead who took a quick bow. "On my right we have Gemma bell on bass guitar and rebel star also on guitar" the tall lanky blonde and curvy ravenette waved to the crowd.

"Back there hiding behind the set is our lovely amaya storm"  amaya stood up  blowing a kiss before flipping her wild blonde hair and sitting back on her stool.

Gemma strolled up to the front of the stage stooping slightly too speak into the mic. With the 7 inch platforms she wore she was atleast 6'9. "And last but certainly not least the voice of the siren herself Ms. Bex fox."

When the finished the last song and took their bows condom balloons and a few stray roses littered the stage. They darted off stage.

"Hold on ladies" joe elliott stated. He stood at the bottom of the stairs leading off stage. He was poking one of the stray inflated condoms with the toe of his boot before kicking it away . "Take a look out there again. Remember this moment" 5 faces turned back to the stage there was a few cheers and whistles still sounded out. They continued to watch as the curtain rose to block the stage and techs could start swapping equipment "This is your guys first big tour right? Finally out of the clubs and out in the world. Can only go up from here right?"

Gemma scuffed decending the stairs carefully. Joe had to look up at her even when they her on level ground.  "No it could go down hill real fast" handing her bass off too a tech.

Harper bolted down the stairs and  hugged Joe unphased by gemmas words. Her head barely coming up to his biecepes. He chuckled petting her hair for a second before pulling away. "Now go get cleaned up. We are taking you ladies out for drinks after the gig. Our treat"

Gemma had to bend down to kissed Joe on the cheek  but he had to bend down to recieve pecks from the others. Bex just rolled her eyes when Joe look at her. "You'd have to pay me to lay my lips on you mate" she scowled before walking off.

Harper gave him a shy grin. "Shes not as bad as she seems I promise she's just very.... Bex"

" 's alright now go shower"

"Trying to tell us we stink?" Rebel teased.

"Nobody could put that much work into a set and not" He said shooing them away.

"Joe looked pretty chuffed" Gemma stated stripping off her leather top. It stuck to her skin making it hard to pull off. Then when  she thought she was free It caught up on all her jewelery making it impossible to pull off.

"With what our proformance or harper hanging on him" Amaya stated helping the tall blonde untangle herself.

"Both"

"Would you two stop" Harper blushed.

"Come on harp you know we do it out of love" Gemma snickered finally free of her prison of chains and leather. She slowly peeled off her jeans leaving her in nothing but black lace panties as she headed for the showers. The other two followed her. Bex and rebel were already Showering.

"Yeah and what about phil" Harper snapped the grin on her face letting them know it was all for show. "You and him seemed to get pretty close during sound check"

Gemma shrugged. " He's a nice bloke. We kinda bonded over being vegetarian."

"And willing to flirt with a brick wall" Bex called from the other side of the showers. Gemma just flipped her the bird.

"Joes nice too. I think hes kinda charming" Harper stepped under the spray of water.

"Yeah if you like cavemen I supose" Gemma snickered everyone watched Bex tense up. She wasn't happy about all this talk about the headliners.

"You know what's nice about Showering in the venue?" Amaya stated lathering her hair in soap trying desperately to change the subject before Bex exploded.

"Horrible water pressure?" Rebel asked. Her thick dark hair had a horrible tendency to hold soap in it forever.

"We don't have to worry about our hair clogging the drains"

All the girls shuttered in unison at the idea of the matted hair and soap scum they had to pull out of the shower drain in their one bathroom apartment they shared just to take a shower But the tension was gone.

After Showering the girls all went about blowdrying their hair and putting on decent outfits. Then it was a game of sit and wait. Rebel even fell asleep for a couple minutes waiting for the guys.

Chris joined them after awhile handing out their room keys for the evening and congratulated them on a show well done. Gemma pocketed her and amayas key listening as the man rambled on about how proud he was of them. He was a great Manger but he was alittle more emotional then the average. Finally he left telling the girls his room number and to Just knock if they needed anything.

It was late when def leppard came off stage. Even later when they finished Showering and changing. But as promised all 5 of them showed up to the girls dressing room. Escorting them to the loading docks where they would beable to sneak out with out the crowds noticing.

Walking of course wasn't an option do to the amount of people swarming the area.  So the bands were loaded into 3 diffrent black suvs.  Gemma, Amaya, phil and steve in one. Both Rick's Bex and rebel in another. As per Gemmas suggestion leaving Joe and Harper alone in the final vichele. Bex complained about it but rebel pulled her away. Ensuring that nothing would happen in the 10 minute drive.

Phil and Gemma shared the back of the suv while Steve and Amaya rode in the front.

"Alright spill" phil stated the second the door was shut.

"Spill what?"

"Why were you so insistent that Joe and Harper share a vichele?"

"Because Harper has a thing for Joe" Gemma said. 

his whole face lite  up with child like joy. "Really?"

"Yes really so me and Amaya are trying to kinda Nudge them together a bit"

"That's brilliant" Steve grinned pulling a cigarette out and popping it in his mouth. He patted around his jacket  before sighing. "Anyone got a light?"

Amaya handed him the zippo she carried in her purse. Steve thanked her with a soft smile.

"Bex will absolutely throw a fit about it" Amaya stated.

"Only if Joe sleeps with her" Gemma corrected.

"It's Joe. He'll atleast try to shag her" Steve grinned cracking the window and breathing the smoke out.

"You guys have a vow of chastity or something?" Phil asked resting his arm on the back of the seat. He eyed her curiously.

"Pretty much" Gemma sighed batting her eyes at phil.

"Shes being dramatic. We all decided it would be best to avoid sleeping with... well you lot" blush apeared on amayas face again as she avoided eye contact with everyone. Poor thing was always shy around people she didn't know very well. The second she was alone with her bandmates it was a completely diffrent story.

"Fuck that we stuff I had no say in this shit" Gemma stated.

"So you wouldn't be apposed to sleeping with one of us?" Phil grinned his hand brushing against the smooth material of her jacket. 

Gemma just batted her eyes at him.

Amaya coughed awkwardly. "If you two are going to shag please don't do it here"

"And break Bexs rule?" Gemma gave her best 'who me' eyes. "I would never"

"Yes you would"

"She has a point" Gemma grinned turning her head to meet phils gaze. "I would"

"You would or your going too?" Phil raised an eyebrow holding her gaze.

"I guess that depends"

"On?"

"You"

"Would you two cut it out!" Steve and Amaya cried at the same time.

Harper sat silently watching Joe out of the corner of her eye. He was watching her with the upmost curiosity. She wanted to say something but what. She had posters of this man on her wall since high n dry came out 6 years ago.

Def leppard as a whole had really inspired the girls to become serious about their music.   In the beginning the covered alot of their stuff.

"You ladies sounded great tonight" Joe said after awhile. Harper could kiss him just for breaking the awkward silence that surrounded them.

"Thanks" she smiled feeling more self conscious then normal.

"Are you alright luv?" He asked his green eyes narrowing. She seemed so bubbly and friendly earlier. Why was she acting so strange now?

"Oh yeah I'm just tired. It's kinda late."

Joe seemed content with that answer, turning towards the window and watching the traffic around them.

If you made it this far thank you -jasper

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[dirtyvulture]

I got a idea for the peeping kate au

r being tied up to the bed and blind folded while nat teases r pussy spanking, fingering, egding it you know that type of stuff kate needs something for the who knows how many times at this point peeks sees the scene tash notices and makes 'r beg for mommy cause she needs to earn her reward' r begging for nat to let her cum because she is her good girl and would do anything for her mommy

👀 A subby!R right in front of Kate? She's going to go feral thinking about herself in Nat's position.

A very sinful idea.

I still have a Part 10 and 11 to write, so this can be Part 12 lol. 😂

[togetherhearted]

I know that the new rabbid girl might be the missing Spark hunter but I can’t help but headcannon her as Edge’s Grimmlin of a little sister due to how similar they look, I’ve seen some even call her Egde’s evil little sis lol.

Oh gosh really?awww that's cute ngl.

I hope they'll have some kind of interactions. I'm excited to know more about her!