#give us nothing

[brother-yeeter]

Vil's just slaying, serving up looks, stunning the crowds . . . Then you got fvcking off-brand Huey, Dewey and Louie in the back giving us absolutely nothing.

[icm-art]

Jack: Old friend, a loved one of mine is dying from unknown causes, will you help?

Van Helsing: Of course! I’ll be there at once!

Jack: What is your professional opinion?

Van Helsing: *giggling and skipping away* I’ll never tell!!

[docjackal]

Genuinely love that my interests have become so unfathomable to the advertisers on this hellsite that I'm getting things like this.

Yes girl give me The Code.

[goldenandhappy]

My favorite thing about Nami is that

She's hot

She knows she's hot

She knowingly exploits the other's weaknesses to her charms to scam, extort, and make good money.

[live-from-flaturn]

proud of my new header. and also Jeff.

[discluded]

loving the mileapo fan service of giving us pretty much nothing for their birthdays and v-day. slaaaayyyyyy

no service for fans kings! 🥲🥲🥲 they do not care about us

[neon-d0rk]

I love the new f1 into:

🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍

[bigbobbiehorror]

sorry, but this picture has "Hello Sir, It's Nice To Finally Meet You" / "Your Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too" vibes.

But what a brief time.

At least we got this piece of gold:

Towa is having none of that shit

[spill-that-anxietea]

I want everyone to know right now that I’m in this shit for the long haul. Nothing that happens could ever really surprise me anymore. I’m finishing this out, if for no other reasons than morbid curiosity and sheer spite.

[sukimas]

oh good they named it excalibur rather than rexcalibur this time

[godsspecialprincess]

“me when i… hm” - @bloodcreature

[charmre]

LOLLLL

I totally forgot I have a group meeting at 12pm today

I was just laying in bed, blogging without a care in the world at fucking 11:43am, and then my group members messaged about if we're still meeting today

Oops

[s3znl-gr3znl]

This is my new favorite ad

As president i will pass legislation that all ads look like this forever

[ssalballoon]

Atlas

Can rest his weary bones

The weight of the world

All falls away

- after the initial fright of a wizard losing one's magic, i imagine it could feel like respite similar to how flying to a new country and being unknown and a complete blank slate is... among the sussur blossoms he is just gale dekarios

- lyrics from good riddance by Darren Korb (play hades/supergiant games and change your life forever)

- his embroidery has roses in it, apparently it's a term of endearment in waterdeep :') cute