#gnawing gnashing chomping biting!!!!!

[rabbithaver]

why would you put that in the tag

[malinaa]

[bleeding from my pores, chest heaving, on my hands and knees] i just need to write something

[the-nation-of-today]

Happy wembley day 👍👍👍👍👍 there’s only three posts left on Andy’s insta 👍👍👍👍👍

[lichfucker]

[image description: two gifs from Black Sails, with a quote in between. first is a gif of Silver post-amputation, lying in the window seat of Flint's cabin, making eye contact with Flint from across the room. the quote says, "Do you love me enough that I may be weak with you?" the final gif is Silver lying in Madi's hut, in pain, while she sits in a rocking chair watching over him. end id]

 Everyone loves strength, but do you love me for my weakness? That is the real test. Do you love me stripped of everything that might be lost, for only the things I will have for ever? — Alain de Botton, Essays in Love

[evolutionsvoid]

Amongst Epizkon’s meager collection of Olisboi is one shaped from Black Bile crystal, the “father” of Gnash. A rather odd one amongst them, though obviously the Celebrants couldn’t have been picky when saving relics from the flames. The Perplexing One had been the living gateway that sealed the traitorous town of Akoma away from the world, starving them as penance for their greed and trickery. While Gnash had done well in this task til Amah killed her, such a Teraknon doesn’t exactly seem potent in the current day’s climate. When you boiled it down, Gnash was essentially a deadly door, her hair blocking passages and her teeth claiming those who tried to intrude. One would wonder what Epizkon could do with such an immobile Teraknon, but the effigy wouldn’t let these doubts stop her. Useful or not, this Olisboi was one of the few she had, so she was going to take advantage of it. She wished to bring back as many children of Miteras as she could, and thus the second generation of Gnashes was born.   

The second generation of Gnashs fulfill the same role that their original sister had, being walls and doors to protect the faithful and keep the non-believers out. Their crystalline bodies and razor sharp “hair” serve to create barriers in the tight tunnels where the faithful hide. Unfortunately, these Gnashs are not as heavily armored and can have their stony hides cracked with enough blows. Even the shard covered tendrils can eventually be cut through with strong enough blades and enough determination. However, the tiny shredding pieces they release upon impact are sufficient in punishing these assailants, and the amount of effort needed to break through can alert allies of their presence. With limbs and tendrils that can move, these Gnashs are actually mobile and are better suited for defending themselves when approached by enemies. They can lash out and tear away at flesh with crystal claws and shards, often seeking to snare foes and drag them into their waiting jaws. Their jagged teeth and powerful bite serve as a guillotine, chomping through limbs or crushing a skull to pieces. Gnashs absolutely love the sensation of biting into things, always looking for the perfect spots on a victim for the juiciest or crunchiest result. However, when victims are not present, they look for other things to chew on to get their fix. Bones, branches, armor pieces and other proper bits are gnawed on. If they get stressed out, chewing on such objects is a good way for them to calm down. However, Epizkon has to keep a close eye on them to make sure they aren’t chomping on something important. If one finds a makeshift pew or offering bowl partially gnawed, you know the culprit. 

Another trait they inherited from their first version is the odd love of challenges and riddles. Like how Gnash demanded any who sought to pass to guess at her impossible game, these smaller Gnashs try to follow the same plan. However, they aren’t all that bright or cunning, and they have been explicitly told not to let anyone but the faithful pass. Thus their compromise is the need for a password or an answer to a simple question for when a follower wants in. If you want to go through, you have to play their game. Thankfully, they aren’t nearly as clever as they think they are. Their passwords may vary by the individual, and may or may not be consistent, but the slightest bit of clever wording or trickery can get them to accidentally reveal it. Their questions are also pretty straightforward, with their greatest twists often just being the use of double negatives. Even if one somehow has a hard time with these meager challenges, followers know full well that this is all purely for fun. If you play along they will eventually let you pass once they’ve had their fill of the game. 

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"You cannot pass until you say the password!"

"The password."

"Wait... no... that's not what I- oh! Fine! Hmph!"

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

hrvrvrvvr i loved the dragon reader thing, but i gotta know now what legacy is like with a western dragon reader instead of a chinese dragon reader (basically reader would be wayy more chaotic lol)

ohhh my moon and stars you two are going to get into SO much trouble

playfights are an absolute must, you both have a ton of energy to get out daily and have equally sturdy bodies, so you spend a lot of time sparring both with weapons and without. you're both incredibly careful not to draw blood- not that it's very easy, with your scales and his armor- and once you're finally tired you both collapse onto the ground, wheezing and laughing. you lightly punch his shoulder, giving Foul Legacy a grin that shows each of your sharp teeth and he rolls over and playfully licks your cheek, letting out a satisfied rumble. you and Legacy also tend to completely pass out after sparring, either dragging yourselves inside and slumping onto the bed or simply curling up in each other's embrace outside and sleeping under the stars- you're very grateful that your home is relatively secluded from the rest of Teyvat, with how often the latter happens

you're still not nearly as tall as Legacy is but you're matched in physical strength, so now HE gets to be on the receiving end of a welcoming tackle when you see him, both of you falling to the ground and snuggling up to each other in delight. he's fascinated by your large, sturdy wings, the way you can twist and fold them and use the claws on the ridges to prop yourself up- they're so wonderfully different compared to his light, gauzy wings, the glint reflecting off your scales mirroring the stellar glimmer along his own wings. you gnash at each other occasionally, your fangs clacking on his armor as he chomps your scales; biting seems to be a form of affection for both dragons and Abyssal monsters, although if you gnaw on Foul Legacy's arm, he can lift you up and leave only your tail touching the ground before pulling you into a tight hug, both of you happily purring in sync

[beetlebug-bii]

Hello! Can we get the next part in feral child MC please? It's very cute and now I'm excited it's okay if you can't I don't want to make you uncomfortable. I hope you have a wonderful day or night or whatever wherever you are! 😁

Feral Child Mc (unfortunately) Goes To School

A/N: of course! I hope you enjoy, I haven't slept in like two days and its two in the morning so xdtfyg I hope you enjoy starling! also I love your username so much hehehe

Content Warnings: Swearing, mentions of weed, biting, feral behavior written by a dumbass, silly goofy eepy times

REQUESTS ARE OPEN, FEEL FREE TO ASK TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT -- p.s. previous Feral MC story at the end!

Do not ask me

How

You managed

In one week, one measly week

How the FUCK YOU MANAGED TO SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE SIX TIMES

FLOOD IT THRICE

AND SOMEHOW HOT BOX LUCIFER'S ROOM

no okay I know how that last one happened and it was Lucifers breaking point

Let's just say

You and Satan have a very...

Let's say complex relationship

Some days you're so ready to beat the shit out of one another it's a shocker that nobody has died yet

Other days the brothers live in fear

They can hear the two of you scrumbling in the walls desperately, gnawing at the wooden beams and gnashing your teeth at the thought of causing the entire building to crumble, leaving the two of you to sit upon your throne of rubble and bone...

Yeah the brothers DO N O T

Appreciate Big Brother Satan bonding time

Now you would never have thought to hotbox Lucifers room on your own, honestly Satan was pretty surprised you came to him with the idea and even knew what it was and like yeah he was absolutely gonna help you with that shit because it's so fucking funny but still-

Jokes on him

You didnt come up with it

No in fact it was the man in the walls

Which you have explained to the brothers and now all of them live in fear of some fucking guy just living in their walls

Well all except Lucifer for some reason but I digress

One night whilst scrumbling you came across the attic and low and behold there was just some fucking guy in there

And at first you were like

Hello? Whys there a twink in the attic?

Anyways he didnt take too kindly to you saying that bullshit outloud and the two of you argued over whether or not he was a twink for a solid two hours before he just kind of went

Damn are you fucking high on someth-

Wait a minute

Yo kid I just had the best idea

Anyways you didnt quite get it but you were guaranteed that it would be hilarious

And it was

For all of two hours

And then it wasnt

Because Lucifer came down from his high

And got filled with stress again

Like honestly the man probably needs it you did him a favor /j

Anyways

Then you were no longer allowed "free roam without a babysitter"

"No mammon doesnt count"

"No satan doesnt count either"

"You know what, none of you count"

And then you were put on A BABY LEASH

YEAH THATS RIGHT

HARNESS AND ALL

BABY LEASHED RIGHT ALONGSIDE CERBUS AND HIS NORMAL DOG LEASH

AND YOU WERE DRAGGED TO SCHOOL

On the bright side...

At least you're actually a kid

So it's nowhere as embarrassing as it is for Levi to be hooked to the baby leash and dragged to RAD

You arrived and you were so polite

Such an angel to be around

Is what I would say if I were a fucking liar

You got there and were on all cours growling at the other students

You ran into Luke and he TREMBLED

HE YELPED AND LEAPT INTO SIMEONS ARMS

DO YOU KNOW THE PSYCHOLIGICAL DAMAGE YOU JUST DID ON THAT POOR ANGEL

of course you do

you little monster

You spent the entire first hour of class absolutely gnawing on Lucifer's ankle and you could tell he was really holding back from kicking you

And then you had a brilliant idea!!

TEETH BITE

TEETH SHARP

BITE WITH SHARP TEETH

AQUIRE FREEDOM

and thus your chomp chomp mission began, you began tearing at that leash, and eventually your efforts paid off

You were free!!!

MC IS A FREE HUMAN!!!

And so you ran

You ran like your heart depended on it

Luke

Sobbing

Screaming

Crying

Get away from him you tiny psychopath

You came running at him down the hallway and what was he even supposed to do???

HE LITERALLY CRAWLED UP A RANDOM DEMON IN FEAR, THEN JUMPED ONTO THE LOCKERS AND COWERED

of course, you tried climbing up to befriend him

...yeah

he didn't like that

He called Simeon sobbing in a panic while smacking you away with a broom handle

then you stole the broom handle...

THEN YOU STARTED BEATING PEOPLE WITH IT SIMEON

P L E A S E

S E N D

H E L P

Simeon

Hahaha aw

what a sweet little thing you are

you're just a baby human!

awwwe come here sweet ange- AHHHH

WHY ARE YOU BITING

NO BAD HUMAN

NO BITING

He is flailing his hand trying to get you to release your pirannah jaws

This does fucking nothing you are LATCHED ON

YOU ARE GAINING FRIENDS

FRIENDSHIP

LIL BITE

Simeon

had to use his foot

He put his foot on your forehead and just had to kick you off before climbing up with Luke in fear

You were scampering around like a fucking shark

The angels were holding each other, reading off their wills

Barbatos and Diavolo

of course they had to walk down the hallway

right when you started climbing the lockers

causing the angels to scream at the top of their lungs

Diavolo

he

he couldn't keep it together

LISTEN OKAY DONT GET ME WRONG

HE FEELS BAD THAT THEY ARE AFRAID

BUT ALSO

YOU ARE SO SM A L L

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING THEY ARE TINY

SOMETIMES THEY BITE THATS NORMAL PROBABLY

ITS CALLED TEETHING

DUMBASSES /affectionate

Barbatos doesn't quite know how to break it to him that...children your age are far past teething age

Nonetheless, Barbatos dealt with Diavolo as a child, how much worse could you be?

...

......

.........

No one

Not a single soul

Will ever bring up this day

if they want to live

He doesn't even know where you got shoelaces

YOUR SHOES ARE VELCRO

MORE THAN THAT HOW DID YOU GET ON HIS SHOULDERS

WHAT FUCKING MOVIES HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THAT TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PROPERLY CHOKE SOMEONE OUT???

SOMEONE NEEDS TO RESTRICT YOUR FUCKING INTERNET ACCESS

YOUR HIGHNESS, PLEASE STOP FUCKING LAUGHING I AM DYING FRFR

Solomon

dying frfr

wheezing

crying on the floor

he filmed it all

no more than that

he's live streaming

Lucifer is trying to call him

Lmao blocked

He snatched you up and fucking ran

You are his little buddy now

You are taking cover deep in a place where Solomon knows Lucifer would never look for him...

...

......

Kid don't you dare comment that we're in the gym right now

LISTEN

HE IS A NERD

A BOOK NERD

A MAGIC NERD

HE DOESNT REALLY NEED TO GO TO GYM CLASS NOW STFU BEFORE HE LEAVES YOU FOR DEAD

you know how like

in jail you make toilet wine?

well he made toilet teleportation potion

Just in time the two of you crawled in the bowl and flushed, disappearing as the brothers broke in

they'll never find you now

mwahahahaha

time to watch every season of breaking bad

watch and learn kid

watch

and

learn

Previous Feral MC Post:

[galaxythreads]

Gnawing on you. chew chomp gnash bite bite bite

*cups your face tenderly* are we having a moment?

[lichfucker]

gnawing gnashing chomp bite kill. desiquest finale save me

[pokerats]

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP GNAW BITE CHEW CHOMP CHEW CHEW CHOM GNASH CRUNCH BITE BITE BITE

SPRINTS AWAY . . . to come back &&. grab a cigarette. " go on. keep tryna gnaw at me, mate. see what happens. "

[kaibacorpintern]

i want Noa fic so i’ve been gnawing this fic idea like dog with a bone for like a week

I’m thinking about a hybrid canon post-DSOD scenario where Kaiba brings Atem back from Aaru and Mokuba’s kind of like “if YOU get to bring someone back from the dead, *I* want to bring someone back from the dead.” If Atem’s afterlife is a different dimension, there is nothing to say all the other dead Yugioh characters don’t also have their afterlife/dimensions. So Mokuba uses the dimension cannon to go find Noa. That’s the death he wants to undo. So on top of the usual juicy stuff (Seto and Atem figuring out a romantic relationship, Seto and Mokuba working on THEIR relationship), there are two other relationships/dynamics to explore:

Seto & Noa struggling with how to build some kind of relationship with each other - what do they mean to each other? how can they help each other? what feelings (resentments, fears, sympathies, etc.) do they have about each other? 

Atem & Noa as people recently returned from the dead, grappling with what it means to be alive and what they want to do with their lives, especially now that the roles/duties they were born into and raised for - Atem a Pharaoh, and Noa as heir to KaibaCorp - are gone or given to someone else.

To say nothing of the philosophical, moral, religious, scientific questions of what it means to have technology that allows you to bring people back from the dead. Do you let other people use it? 

[pronounsrus]

Biting theme

requested by anon!

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Bit/Bite

Bite/Biting

Bit/Bitten

Bite/Mark

Chomp/Chomps

Chew/Chews

Crunch/Crunches

Champ/Champs

Con/Consume

Chow/Down

Dev/Devour

Gob/Gobble

Gnaw/Gnaws

Gnash/Gnashes

Gorge/Gorges

Gulp/Gulps

Gum/Gums

Guzzle/Guzzles

Knash/Knashes

Knaw/Knaws

Munch/Munches

Masti/Masticate

Mand/Manducate

Nom/Noms

Nib/Nibble

Nip/Nips

Nosh/Noshes

Om/Noms

Peck/Pecks

Rend/Rends

Rumin/Rumiate

Snack/Snacks

Tri/Triturate

Tooth/Mark

[shkspr]

hello my friend pj how are you doing on this fine day of biting and chomping and chewing and gnashing of teeth and biting

hihi!! im alright im simply gnawing off my own arm as we speak :) not like escaping a bear trap or anything, just for funsies<3

[laneofpennies]

killing maiming chomping biting kicking screaming gnawing gnashing

[duckdotcom]

when dinner time is cast upon us there will be biting and gnashing of teeth, chomping and gnawing, mastication without end

[moss-sauce]

biting gnawing gnashing chomping chewing ANGER AND HATRED