#goblinmode

[g0blinm0d3]

Hermes was Alexander Hamilton.

Zeus made him mortal as a punishment in the 1700s.

George Washington, son of Athena, was the demigod that claimed his service.

Angelica was a Sally Jackson type that could see thru the mist.

Eliza was a Tristan McLean type that wouldn't have been able to comprehend the truth.

Phillip was a demigod.

Hermes later adopted the pseudonym Lin Manuel Miranda, writing and starring in his own biographical musical as a "fuck you" to Apollo

When Disney announced they were going to produce Percy Jackson's biography he made sure to get himself involved with that

Hermes is also Troy Doherty and voices himself for Epic the Musical

[redglassbird]

"me n the girls are going out to have some fun!" = She's going to sit in a swamp with her friends and their activity of choice is going to be peeling dried school glue off their hands while they wait for the stars to shine over the swamp

[fiberfrogshop]

Tired. Wired. Yelling into space. We will get through this. <3

https://fiberfrogshop.etsy.com/listing/1899136387/embrace-the-void-existential-humor-cat

[memeswithgeoff]

[kozmiknougat]

ive turned into a full on farm trash goblin! gobbling up all the trash wood.. 

[g0blinm0d3]

Okay but if he didn't kill the baby:

Athena abandons him then and there

Lotus Eaters happens as normal

Polyphemus happens interaction happens as normal until the end when Athena DOESNT show up and make him feel the need to be prideful in that moment

The crew sneaks away without Ody revealing his name

Poseidon doesn't target them

They sail home to Ithica with no major mishap

Ody lives a happy life with Penelope and their sons Thor Telemachus and Loki for at least 12 years

And then the gods tell Loki that he's actually the son of a frost giant Prince Hector and was kidnapped from his homeland after his people were defeated in war

AND THEN everything Zeus warned Odin Ody about will come to pass

And it will be bloody and devestating

But then at least he gets to be happy with his wife for a decade and doesn't lose his entire crew and doesn't become the monster rawr rawr rawr

Epic the musical where everything is the same except he just fucking. Keeps the baby. Carries it around in a sling. Fights monsters with a baby on his back. Sorry Circe can you chill with the sex stuff, there's a toddler present. Eurylochus you're shouting "Captain" too loud and you'll wake the baby. Hey do you guys think Penelope will mind if I bring back a baby from war? Give Telemachus a little brother, you know?

[luciernagayogui]

🔥 The CIPD Student's Last-Minute Survival Bible "When you need to pass more than you need sleep"

🚨 5 Emergency Hacks That Actually Work

1️⃣ "The Zombie Writer Protocol"

45min sprints (25 write/10 research/10 stare into void)

Voice-dictate when hands stop working

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2️⃣ "Reference Resurrection" Turn 1 source into 5:

Original study

CIPD report citing it

News article analyzing it

Tweet from HR director

Your "critical analysis" (wink)

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Website blocker on ALL social media

"Do Not Disturb" mode activated

Forbidden: No group chats until submission

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[g0blinm0d3]

Demigods as Princesses

Percy Jackson

•Youngest favorite child of the king of the sea

•Talks to fish

•Defiant af

Will Solace

•Blonde

•Child of the literal sun

•Healing magic

Frank Zhang

•Mad archery skills

•"He's from Canada the other studio"

•Father is blood-thirsty

•Mother turned into a bear

Annabeth Chase

•Curly hair I'd kill to have

•Isn't supposed to love the Persea

•Fell into a monster filled pit

Jason Grace

•Amnesia

•Just wants to know who he is

•Can't return to the life he had before

•Finds long-lost relative who thought he was dead

Silena Beauregard

•Pretty AF

•Snook Sneaked off to war

•Lied about identity to do so

Leo Valdez

•ADHD AF

•You can't convince me Leo hasn't street raced

Nico di Angelo

•Powers terrify others

•Recluse

•Has to learn to trust other people and let them in

Thalia Grace

•Lives in the woods with a bunch of lesbians

•Doesn't get enough screen time

Luke Castellan

•Prepared to overthrow the governement

[furiouscomputerdaze]

😂🐾 Animals Gone Wild: Goblin Mode Activated! 🐾😂

These 50 unhinged animals took "losing the plot" to a whole new level, and the internet can't stop laughing! From derpy expressions to full-on chaos, these hilarious creatures are embracing their inner gremlins—and we're here for it. 🤣🐕🐱

Get ready for some feral energy:

[becklophoto]

I need more goblin friends

[fiberfrogshop]

mentally buffering for 3-5 business days.

https://fiberfrogshop.etsy.com/listing/1881552941/disassociating-frog-cross-stitch-pattern

[g0blinm0d3]

My new otp.

Icarus flew higher and higher and higher. Until the sun was all he could see. And goodness was it a sight. It was bright. Enough so that his eyes felt like they were burning. And he could feel his skin nearly searing off. And he could feel his wings burning.

Then he was falling.

He would surely die from this height.

But who could think of death in a moment like this? He had seen the sun. Gods, it was so large and otherworldly and so… beautiful. He would die over and over again if it meant he got to nearly touch the sun- if it meant he got to feel its golden rays burning him.

Before he could; however, a warm hand wrapped around his wrist.

A man had caught him. With long golden hair and golden eyes and warm skin that nearly glowed. There was no moment of realization- no confusion or disbelief. It took no time at all for the dots to connect.

“I must say. In all my years of pulling the sun chariot… no mortal has ever tried to reach me before.” Apollo’s eyes twinkled as he held on to Icarus by his wrist and he couldn’t help but sweat nervously.

So this was divinity. A handsome strong face with a beautiful smile and shining golden eyes that hurt to look at. A bow and quiver strapped to his back with a revealing toga that barely covered his chest. It was impudent- and blasphemous. Yet Icarus could not dare to look away from him.

“Y-You’re beautiful.” He blurts out unknowingly.

The god lets out a soft chuckle, “So I’ve been told.”

Icarus nearly slips out of Apollo’s grasp before being caught by him again, “Careful… you nearly fell there.”

“I… I fear I already have”

[sam-ph]

Dont' mind me, goblining

[princess-kittykat-blog]

my pronouns are Swamp/Hag

My hair is getting so long, at first my goal was mermaid length (long enough to cover boobs) but now the new goal is swamp hag (hair so long it can obscure nudity)

[victusinveritas]