the urge to morph into a horrifying creature in front of your enemies
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"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier
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actually, sir, my favorite hobby is committing blasphemy and horrific sins in the eyes of god
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I feel that, inherently, my teeth should be sharper.
To match my vibe
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It's always "oh god! oh god what the fuck!" and "What is wrong with you??!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!" and never "thanks for bringing me back from the dead and also giving me cool insect wings and mandibles,did you have fun digging up my corpse?'.
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