#goddammitstacey

[sourmiguel]

You Had Me at Latte Batman by @goddammitstacey (wc2108, teen)

Summary: The one where Derek’s a barista who accidentally woos Stiles with latte art.

These two oblivious idiots. I love them.

[princecharmingwinks]

Sterek Fic Rec - November 2022. Wow, lots of things happening this month so I didn’t get through all my reading as quickly as I usually do. Sorry for the delay. Here’s the next round of fic recs!

Something New Is Going to Happen by dragon_temeraire (1/1 | 4K | Teen)

Stiles accidentally discovers that their school mascot is super cute.

Kiss me if you must by raisesomehale (1/1 | 2K | Teen)

Derek is wrapping up the announcement on the Elves that have come into town when Stiles gets a text from Danny, asking where he is, and that if Stiles isn't there when his shift comes, he is passing any kiss induced diseases onto him.

OR

The one where Stiles has a shift at the kissing booth and everyone secretly wants his dick.

On Building an IKEA Den for an Alpha Werewolf. by orphan_account | podfic by  churkey (2/2 | 13K | Mature)

Senior Prom is coming up, and Stiles doesn't have a date. Additionally, Derek has an unfurnished apartment, and no one to take him to IKEA.

Wrong Number by greenleaf (1/1 | 9K | Teen)

Even wrong numbers can get it right sometimes.

...Or one where Stiles dials the wrong number and keeps forgetting to change it, while Derek ends up going along for the ride and sees Stiles four times before Stiles meets him.

It's In Our Lungs, Our Blood by xxjinchuurikixx (1/1 | 9K | Explicit)

“It’s… it’s amplifying urges. Primal urges influenced by thoughts my wolf has already had.” “So… so, do you want me? Did you… before?” “Yes, Stiles. Always.” “Then let me help.” * Derek gets hit by some sex pollen, and only Stiles can work it out of his system.

seems to me it's chemistry by HalfFizzbin (1/1 | 4K | Teen)

Awkward Nerd Derek has been crushing on Handsome Jock Stiles since forever—so getting paired with him on a Chemistry project is definitely the best/worst thing that's ever happened to him.

Why the hell does it have to be a Dämonfeuer? by Winchesterek (1/1 | 916 | Teen)

Stiles is a Grimm hunting a dragon.

Scent Marking For Dummies by Hatteress (goddammitstacey) | podfic by sallysparrow017 (1/1 | 8K | Teen)

Stiles is almost used to being chased around the school by werewolves at this point. Having to share a bed with Derek freaking Hale, on the other hand, is just needlessly complicating his life.

Shelter by five_ht | podfic by chemm80 (1/1 | 7K | Explicit)

After the rave, Stiles can't go home, and Derek doesn't want him to.

Wolfed In A Good Way by LadyDrace (1/1 | 2K | Explicit)

Stiles and Derek make out. Derek accidentally goes wolfy. Stiles is a HUGE fan of this.

princecharmingwinks special mention (Soft Derek kills me in the best way and the dialogue in this fic made me melt!)

Vodka happened by GreyHaven (1/1 | 6K | Teen)

5 times Stiles has no brain to mouth filter and turns into a malfunctioning octopus, and 1 time Derek does. Featuring drunk Stiles and pining Derek, a giggling fit, lurid blue vomit that costs Derek a car, a vodka incident and a kiss.

I’ve been listening to a few more podfics now (ensuring I also comment on the wonderful fics themselves as well!) so if I have listened instead of read, I’ve included both in the recommendation so everyone can take their pick.

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Hey! Was wondering if you knew of any five with werewolf lore? Like there’s one where Derek takes Stiles to the abandoned church the Hales used to go to and explained the god that werewolves pray to/recognize that I can’t seem to remember. Thank you!!!

Sure thing.

where the moon didn't shine by emsmittens

(1/1 I 4,630 I Explicit I Steo)

Some werewolves were influenced by the light of the full moon while others reacted to the lack of light from high in the sky after dark. Full moon werewolves and new moon werewolves; two half of a whole. Or, at least, that was what the stories said. A hunter named Stiles was no stranger to these tall old tales, but he certainly didn’t believe in them… yet.

I'm Betting This Wasn't Beta Tested by dancinbutterfly

(1/1 I 7,870 I Explicit I Sterek)

Derek is thrown into a violent heat in the wake of Lydia and Peter's actions at the end of Party Guessed. Debilitated by his own needs, Derek reaches out to Stiles, the only person he wants and can hope to trust.

Tiny Bad Omen Of Happiness by FailWolf (GeekMom13) 

(1/1 I 13,619 I Explicit I Steter)

“Watch it, freezer boy,” a much smaller Stiles said, “I’m already really pissed off and if you get blood on my only clothes that fit, I will remove every single hair from your body one by one.”

Across the clearing, the more familiar voice of Stiles echoed the sentiment, “ZombieWolf, I will sprinkle wolfsbane in every single one of your stupid beauty products, and yes I know exactly where you live and how to get in.”

“Good!” mini-Stiles yelled, “at least this fucking spell got one thing right.”

Stiles stopped glaring at Peter in order to glare at himself.

“Say one thing and I will turn your hair into a mood ring.”

Stiles held up his hands in surrender, “I wasn’t going to say a single thing about the whole nine-year-old me being in the forest. That would of course be ridiculous. This is normal, nothing to comment on. Though, Peter, if I may ask, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?”

“Ugh,” mini-Stiles groaned, “I know we love him —”

Hold the Door by Hatteress (goddammitstacey), maichan808 (maichan)

(1/1 I 16,700 I Teen I Sterek)

When Derek is killed by a rival alpha, the pack will stop at nothing to get him back. Even if that means blackmailing the most dangerous hunter duo this side of hell. Whatever. That whole devil thing was probably totally exaggerated, anyway.

Bonds for Life by JustJim, Useless_girl

(3/3 I 36,575 I Explicit I Sterek)

In which Stiles and Derek actually get to visit Deaton for help and some explanations regarding their bonds and the Spark magic.

Rusty Spoons by Poison_Love_Words

(12/? I 38,182 I Explicit I Sterek)

Stiles is beyond reluctant to leave his new omega mate for a meeting with the Lupine . It doesn't help that Derek is making it very tempting to ignore the summons and stay home with him. Add to that some freaky dreams Stiles has been having, and he's about ready to cancel the whole thing. Good thing his beta, Scott, will watch out for Derek and Stiles can go make nice with the scary werewolf leader.

Once he is away things seem fine, other than Derek not returning his calls. That's okay since he's making up for it with some steamy texts. Although, Stiles has a nagging feeling all is not right. One that only grows as he returns home to a situation he could have never imagined.

Bonneville Noir by EloquentSavage

(16/16 I 60,913 I Explicit I Sterek)

Sliding his hands around Stiles’ chest Derek found the scents of the Camaro, Laura, and New York still clinging to him like a map of the places he had been.

Holding him made him real. He wasn’t a figment of Derek’s imagination. Stiles was here, and he was staying. Uncontrollable relief spilled out of him, but the right words, the right voice was there to pick him back up. Repeated apologies whispered against his skin relentlessly, melting the last of the anger he stubbornly held on to.

Anthracite by LupusScintilla (inkandblade)

(16/16 I 106,673 I Explicit I Sterek)

It's been a quiet few years, and the McCall Pack has grown and settled. But, when the Hale Pack return to Beacon Hills they find Scott isn't as welcoming as they had hoped.

Soon they, Stiles, and Lydia, find out that not everything about the McCall Pack is as it has always seemed.

[dropofbittersea]

Stiles is almost used to being chased around the school by werewolves at this point. Having to share a bed with Derek freaking Hale, on the other hand, is just needlessly complicating his life.

[justanothersterekficgirl]

Of Wolves and Doughnuts by Hatteress (goddammitstacey)

Teen | 22k | 4/4

When Derek was fifteen, circumstance and a goddamn doughnut had seen fit to Bond him to Stiles Stilinski.

In which Derek is more cunning than anyone gives him credit for, Stiles doesn't understand why the new Alphas in town are all up in his business and everyone gets a violent crash-course in what it means to be Pack, whether they're in it or not.

[kitchenisking]

It's raining here🌧️ so enjoy a hot cup of your preferred beverage and enjoy the lights!❤️

We Fall Into One Another by jettiebettie - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 2459, sterek)

Life affirmation is a funny thing, to be perfectly honest.

It’s like one minute you’re running harder than you ever thought you could in order to outrun bullets, and the next you have boner at the realization that you did it. That you’re alive and unshot and free to fight (flight) for survival another day.

And then you have your hand down another guy’s pants. It happens.

It happens to them.

Finger Bangin' by Hatteress (goddammitstacey) - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 3464, sterek)

Stiles starts bringing drumsticks to Pack gatherings, sitting himself on the edge of the group to tap out maddening rhythms on his knees as the werewolves train. The first time he’d pulled them out, spinning one stick in a showy twirl between his fingers, Derek had actually staggered a little, missed a basic move, and ended up on his back blinking up at fucking Jackson, of all people.

The Mechanic and the Pea by FluffysRkive - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 7712, sterek)

Prompted off of this picture: Derek is a mechanic with naughty thoughts and Stiles is a teenager who is trying to not explode from sexual frustration before graduation.

Your Body Language is Broken English by merpiplier - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1522, sterek)

Stiles hates the noises Derek wrings out of him when they're in bed. Derek loves them and can't get enough to making Stiles make more.

Scent by moodwriter - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1629, sterek)

Derek and Stiles get down and dirty in a library.

You Sure Are Looking Good by miriad - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 3070, sterek)

Stiles also doesn’t like it when assholes treat other people around him poorly, which is how he ends up meeting Derek.

Fix Me by iamee  - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 3110, sterek)

Derek has a car. Stiles is (sort of) happy to fix it. Derek is (sort of) in heat. Stiles is just there.

Six Stages of Stiles by rufflefeather - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 3406, sterek)

“I’m not surprised,” Derek huffs. It’s not even with exertion, it’s just out of annoyance which is his default setting since the anger one passed. Stiles calls it his Six Stages of Stiles: Anger, Annoyance, Bargaining (for him to go away), Acceptance (because he never does), Like and Love. He’s not found anyone who has reached the final stage yet, not counting his dad because he’s got no choice, apart from maybe Scott. But Stiles is an optimistic guy, he fears for his life on a weekly basis and still wants to get up in the morning, so yeah. One day there will be love. And sex marathons. Hopefully.

Driving me Insane by Viet_joker - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 2604, sterek)

Stiles is seriously driving Derek insane. He always had control, up until the worker at the drive-thru window had an interest in Stiles, and Stiles seemed somewhat surprised and probably interested. Derek was going to show that Stiles belonged to him and only him.

They Can Smell It On You by philosophyofhedonism - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1854, sterek)

Taken from a prompt on the Teen Wolf Kink Meme that I have since lost, so imma post it here. Derek rides Stiles hard and puts him away wet. To keep him that way, he makes Stiles wear a plug when they're not having sex.

[rain-anonymous]

As a cane user , seeing the cane sword usually pains me, but seeing u realize it and making it functional warms my heart. Also here’s a good resources for chronic pain writing. It’s a website called goddammitstacey. They have a few articles

I'm glad I could do good with the cane sword! In theory it's really cool but I've seen a lot of people being pained by the idea of them, so I tried to make it functional the best I could

And thank you for the website!! I appreciate it (((:

[sterekficrecs]

Moodboard for Of Wolves And Donuts, by @goddammitstacey .

When Derek was fifteen, circumstance and a goddamn doughnut had seen fit to Bond him to Stiles Stilinski.

In which Derek is more cunning than anyone gives him credit for, Stiles doesn't understand why the new Alphas in town are all up in his business and everyone gets a violent crash-course in what it means to be Pack, whether they're in it or not.

The moodboard doesn’t look very clear on here, so I’m attaching the gifs I made below incase anyone can’t read them in the image above.

[bookgeekgrrl]

Earlier this month I commissioned the talented @goddammitstacey to do a vector art portrait of my tyrannical house goblin, Nobby Hopwood and it’s BEE-YOO-TEE-FULL!!!!

Follow the link if you want one of your own!

[midnightwinterhawk]

Out Of Context Stiles

The next time they're up against werewolves, Stiles is going to suggest sending a fruit basket with a little note attached that reads, "are you evil? Y/N".

📖 Scent Marking For Dummies by @goddammitstacey

[christinesficrecs]

Hi! I’m actually trying to find a fic (I accidentally closed the tab and now I can’t find it :( ) - Derek is trying to scent mark stiles because the alpha pack is in town, he like sleeps in his bed and makes him wear his leather jacket etc. Lydia and Jackson are around too. I think it’s around 8k words. Ty so much in advance

It sounds like this one.

Scent Marking For Dummies by  Hatteress (goddammitstacey) | 8.8K

Stiles is almost used to being chased around the school by werewolves at this point. Having to share a bed with Derek freaking Hale, on the other hand, is just needlessly complicating his life.

[rcmclachlan]

@nanoochka wins at Xmas gifts this year. She commissioned the amazingly talented @goddammitstacey to draw my cat as Sailor Mercury, and they knocked it out of the park. I can't stop laughing. Nan, you are the absolute best and I love you so much. Stacey, THANK YOU!!

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Do you have any fics that are heavy on werewolf lore ? Preferably if it were Sterek. Thank you 😊

Hi anon! I got you.

I'm Betting This Wasn't Beta Tested by dancinbutterfly

(1/1 I 7,870 I Explicit)

Derek is thrown into a violent heat in the wake of Lydia and Peter's actions at the end of Party Guessed. Debilitated by his own needs, Derek reaches out to Stiles, the only person he wants and can hope to trust.

i've been talking to the moon (she's been silent for all my life) by agentmmayy

(1/1 I 9,406 I Teen)

“Another story, hmm,” Peter says. “How about the giant good wolf?”

“The giant good wolf,” Stiles echoes. “Are you kidding me.”

Hold the Door by Hatteress (goddammitstacey), maichan808 (maichan)

(1/1 I 16,700 I Teen)

When Derek is killed by a rival alpha, the pack will stop at nothing to get him back. Even if that means blackmailing the most dangerous hunter duo this side of hell. Whatever. That whole devil thing was probably totally exaggerated, anyway.

Modern Mythology: Evolution of Myths and Legends and the Transformation of the Fairy Tale by cissues

(7/7 I 36,226 I Explicit)

During his last summer break of his college career, Stiles and his father begin looking after a dog. This begins Stiles' descent into the world of myths, legends, and fairy tales.

A Beastly Discovery by dancyduckingdew

(10/15 I 37,897 I Mature)

“You look different.” Stiles resisted the urge roll his eyes, “Ten years and puberty will do that.” Again Derek gave him a small smile and really, what was the point of all this? If Derek was going to execute him in the middle of a room he will undoubtedly inherit someday Stiles would rather he get it over with. Something must have said so on his face, because Derek coughed and straighten his shoulders, stepping back slightly, "Would you like to come over for dinner?" __________________________________________________________________________________

All Stiles wanted was to get his research done and get the hell out of town. He did not want to get sucked in to pack relations, or be reminded of how unwelcome a creature like himself was. A mysterious little book called B.782 changes all that.

OR. The "Discovery of Witches" crossover that absolutely nobody asked for.

Bonneville Noir by EloquentSavage

(16/16 I 60,913 I Explicit)

Sliding his hands around Stiles’ chest Derek found the scents of the Camaro, Laura, and New York still clinging to him like a map of the places he had been.

Holding him made him real. He wasn’t a figment of Derek’s imagination. Stiles was here, and he was staying. Uncontrollable relief spilled out of him, but the right words, the right voice was there to pick him back up. Repeated apologies whispered against his skin relentlessly, melting the last of the anger he stubbornly held on to.

Anthracite by LupusScintilla (inkandblade)

(16/16 I 106,673 I Explicit)

It's been a quiet few years, and the McCall Pack has grown and settled. But, when the Hale Pack return to Beacon Hills they find Scott isn't as welcoming as they had hoped.

Soon they, Stiles, and Lydia, find out that not everything about the McCall Pack is as it has always seemed.

White Rabbit by BlueEyedBetaMeow

(29/29 I 215,714 I Mature)

When Stiles begins to piece together that his friends are avoiding him, and why, he begins to wonder why they ever saved him from the Nogitsune to begin with. When a terrible turn of events takes place in the Preserve, and the only thing that can save him is the bite, will the pack forget the misgivings between them, or will he be left to suffer?

[kangofu-cb]

Fandom Boost

So there’s a grassroots effort springing up around boosting other content creators in your fandom(s) of choice and I want to get in on the action because it’s so, so important to the life of the fandom.

So Potter-heads, I’d like to rec @blvnk-art for some really FANTASTIC Harry Potter fanart both canon and headcanon wise. (There’s also a NSFW sideblog if you’re into that sort of thing.) I’m particularly attached to their Ginny headcanon, which is absolutely lovely.

Star Wars people! I’m not big in the fanfiction scene over there but I dabble in some Stormpilot when the mood strikes, and in that vein, @goddammitstacey has a great series response to some Tumblr prompts here: http://archiveofourown.org/series/532552 (these are NSFW!!) hot hot hot and the characterization is (IMO) very good!

Finally GW people (cause that’s generally where I hang my hat) - I’m kind of obsessed with The Last Romanov by The Manwell. (http://archiveofourown.org/works/6314458) I mean, first of all, 2x3 is, in my heart of hearts, my OTP, so this is quintessential 2x3 IMO. Plus it’s absolutely filthy hot smut, and that’s never a no from me. But it’s got a lot of excellent character development you don’t usually see in one shot NSFW fics. Duo is vulnerable, Trowa is emotionally transparent, and they both still maintain that edge of badassery that’s essential to Gundam Pilot character in general. (Dark edgy Duo is ALWAYS my jam, but drunk!Trowa is quite adorable here).

So! This is my fandom boost of the day! I hope you find something you like!!

[justanothersterekficgirl]

Hold the Door by Hatteress (goddammitstacey), maichan808 (maichan)

Teen | 16k | 1/1

When Derek is killed by a rival alpha, the pack will stop at nothing to get him back. Even if that means blackmailing the most dangerous hunter duo this side of hell. Whatever. That whole devil thing was probably totally exaggerated, anyway.

[kitchenisking]

TGIF! I hope everyone is recovering well from their food coma and still enjoying the long weekend! like I promised another rec! keep an eye out for Saturday and Sunday! everyone have an amazing weekend! Stay warm! and remember to kudus and comment 🥰

The Possibility of Silence and the Reality of Sound by crossroadswrite - (Rating: T, Words: 4084, sterek)

Derek grew up knowing that soulmates are something to be cherished, so when he got a voice in his head, childish thoughts and flashes of color and objects, he’d excitedly jumped on his mother’s bed to tell her. She had smiled, ruffled his hair and told him how she was proud of him, even though Derek hadn’t really done anything.

Worth Waiting For by yodasyoyo - (Rating: T, Words: 3878, sterek)

Stiles slumps further in his desk chair, and stares disconsolately out of his bedroom window. Perhaps he should be celebrating. After all, this afternoon a soulmark appeared on his wrist revealing the name of his soulmate.

He has a soulmate.

Fuck. He scrubs one hand across his face.

This is a disaster.

Take My Mind, Take My Pain by LessonsFromMoths - (Rating: G, Words: 4900, sterek)

Soulmate AU where you have a black stain where your soulmate is supposed to touch you for the first time and it turns to millions of colors once they do. Stiles was born with a very visible black palm on his cheek.

Up Against the Wall by selecasharp - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1849, sterek)

Stiles's first time with Derek doesn't go quite like he'd imagined. But he is so completely okay with that.

No Place Like Home by frek, sova - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 2150, sterek)

Stiles hasn't seen Derek in three months

Gimme All Your Lovin' by reilaroo - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 4451, sterek)

Stiles tells Derek his favorite fantasy after their first date.

Complicated Is An Understatement by stilinski_wolf - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 2431, sterek)

Stiles is the 17-year-old son of the POTUS, and Derek is his bodyguard. For the past few months they've been together in private, and only in the last few weeks did they take it all the way.

And it isn't just sex between them, they're in love. Which makes their situation a whole lot more complicated.

Shut Me Up by Hatteress (goddammitstacey) - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 932, sterek)

“The sounds you make,” Derek says, and his voice is low and filthy even to his own ears. “Fuck, Stiles.”

OR

The one in which Stiles fails at being quiet during sex and Derek has to shut him up.

Most Ungentle Fortune by SylvieW - (Rating: T, Words: 7099, sterek)

Stiles is kidnapped by Kate Argent, who is convinced he has some sort of magic. He makes an unlikely friendship with the werewolf in the cell beside him, and together, they rally against Kate.

Getting To The Bottom Of It by KaliopeShipsIt - (Rating: Mature, Words: 17031, sterek)

When Deputy Stiles Stilinski's new boyfriend Derek refuses to bottom for him, even though Stiles is one-hundred percent sure he secretly loves it, Stiles draws the wrong conclusions and their relationship implodes spectacularly. 

Little does he realize that Derek's refusal has nothing to do with toxic masculinity hang-ups or his trust in Stiles and everything to do with the fact that he's hiding two very furry secrets.

Cue kidnapping, rogue Omegas, and life-changing revelations.