#goooooddd. god. GOD

[aneshipping]

yall

[quillinhand]

in the beginning of the universe there was only a bright light that contained the very essence of the cosmos and also the future and the past, the this light decided to explode in 4 parts, there was time and space. and logic and emotion. they had their own domain. space created well.. space the stars and galaxies and planets, the other entities couldn't interfere in each others realm but they could help.

still with me? okay ahh, and then lets go to earth, there was only rock and lava and stuff right, but then, time decided to go there and BOOM suddenly a new entity was made the goddess of earth, along the way the sky was also made and so was the ocean they were like a trio kinda.

The sky goddess created mountains and trees and flowers and all that while the sky goddess was hanging in the sky and looking down and enjoying the view, she didnt bother much about her domain it was very chill and kinda breeze up there, while the sea goddess was forming all this strange creatures and giant big teeth scaly sea monsters

while the logic god had bunch of children and so did the emotion ones, they made humans, but were would they put them? so the earth goddess broke the "not to interfere in each others domain" and so humans stayed on earth under the earth goddess protection she loved them and decided to make animals too

then the sky goddess and earth goddess started hanging out together and all around them life got way brighter. I mean like the plants and everything, but earth knew that the sky couldn't stay so far from her domain, and they kinda argued a few times

"you are being careless" the earth goddess said "you should take care of your domain more"

"but i want to be with you more" the sky said

"i know, but its exhausting, i need to be alone sometimes"

"with your humans you mean" she said with a storm flaring in her eyes

"really?" the earth goddess said

they took a break after that, humans had just started something called hunting so they both were pretty off, but then they go back together and had so so many children, the sea goddess became very close to earth goddess and also the sky goddess.

tell me nothing happens to them I need ittt

[xo8ball]

TUNGLR.

[sleepysnk]

I DONT WANNA WASTE IT, DONT WANNA WASTE THE NIGHT

[caroldantops]

Jane Jane Jane 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

GOD THEY BOTH LOOK SO FUCKING GOODDDDDD

i LOVE jane's posing here so much im like obsessed w her poster bc of that

[lovromajers]

OLLIE HAS A KNOCK????? FPL BROS ITS SO JOEVER.

[valpohq]

( +1 ) APPLICANT PENDING .

+ 1 Xolo Maridueña

[afraidboy]

experiencing serious cia levels of human torture (boy pretty)

[joszns]

bro. face riding ellie. im begging on my hands and knees

OMMFFGG YESS YESSS

sorry if this is bad im stoned and sleepy

warnings: face riding (duh), fingering, some squirting

“pleaaasee?”

ellie said, gripping your bare hips. you were sat in her lap, mid make out when ellie pulled away and asked if you could ride her face.

“okay.” you agreed, desire overcoming your anxieties.

before you knew it, her tongue was lapping at you relentlessly. her arms hooked behind your thighs and grabbing your hips, pulling you down into her face as she stared up at you. her green eyes were piercing, each time you looked down your clit would twitch on her tongue.

she pushed your hips forward and slid her tongue inside your sloppy hole, suctioning and drinking any of your sweet sweet slick that dripped from your cunt.

you moaned loudly, one hand pressing into the wall as the other tangled in her messy hair.

she was starved almost, slobbering away at your swollen clit, mouth making pornographic sucking noises.

“oh fffuuuck, ellie….ellie! fuck-!” you cried, grinding into her face. she simply continued to devour you, squeezing your butt.

“fuckin’ love this pussy, baby.” she said gruffly, breaking contact with your puffy clit for only a moment.

your head dropped back, eyes rolling shut from the sheer amount of pleasure. suddenly, you felt ellie’s cold, slender finger prod your leaking hole. she slid inside easily, your slick coating her cool finger as she slowly curled it up wards.

“oh my goooooddd…..” you moaned gutturally, the tip of her middle finger hitting deep inside just on the right spot. you whimpered, clenching and pulsing around ellie’s finger as she began to thrust into you. you cried out, juices coating her face as she continued to slurp and fuck you into bliss.

“fuck ellie, fuck, fuck, m’gonna cum…gon’cum…” you babbled, grinding furiously on her, poor thing.

“cum all on my face baby, cmon…” she grunted, sliding a second finger in you and slightly speeding up her pace as her tongue returned to your clit.

you felt it rapidly hit you, orgasm making you cry out ellie’s name like it was the only word you knew, obscene noises echoing from your wet cunt.

ellie hungrily drank your slick, riding out your high on her eager tongue.

“god….could you even breathe?” you ask, hips shaking slightly as she detaches from your cunt with a soft pop!

“no, not really. best thing ever.”

[mylarena]

Gaz, into his headset: Can I help the next guest, please? Uh-Hello, sir, welcome to Starbucks! What can I get for you?

Ghost, through the drivethrough mic: YEAH, CAN I GET A MOTHERFUCKIN' UHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

Soap, in the background: [Muffled snort]

Ghost: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... BURGER?

Soap, Alejandro, & Rudy: [Uncontrollable laughter]

Gaz: S-sir, we don't sell burgers here.

Ghost: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SELL-

Gaz: We sell- We sell paninis and breakfast sandwiches!

Rudy, strained: OUH, I'M IN CARDIAC ARREST-

Ghost: YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT A PANINI IS?

Soap, Alejandro, & Rudy: [Wheezing]

Ghost: JUST GIVE ME A BURGER, EXTRA CHEESE!

Gaz: No, we don't HAVE burger extra cheese, we have paninis and-

Ghost: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I NEED THIS!

Gaz: No! Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to-

[Price enters room]

Ghost: WHY ARE YOU SUPPRESSING FOOD FROM THE PUBLIC?

Soap, Alejandro, & Rudy: [Losing their shit]

Gaz: NO, SIR, WE ONLY- DO YOU WANT COFFEE?

Price: What in the HELL did I walk in to?

Alejandro: I'M CRYING-

Gaz: Sir, do you want coffee? Tea? Something?

Alejandro: I'm crying-

Price: WHAT happened, hold on- Hold on!

Gaz: Can I- Can I get you a caramel macchiato?

Ghost: ... YEAH, I'LL HAVE A BURGER, EXTRA DIP.

Gaz: We don't HAVE-

Price: Oh my GOD. Really?!

Soap: I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINES, A NUMBER NINE LARGE-

Alejandro: I'm crying, oh my god.

Gaz: Sir, this is a Starbucks, not a McDonald's.

Ghost: [Heavy breathing] PLEASE, THEY'LL TAKE MY WIFE IF I DON'T GIVE THEM ANY.

Soap & Alejandro: [Wheezing]

Rudy: OH, my CHEST-

Gaz: SIR! You're at the WRONG STORE! You want a McDonald's, not a St-hhha-arbucks-

Soap: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?

Ghost: HELLO?

Gaz: Hello?!

Ghost: I WOULD LIKE A BURGER.

Gaz: NO!

Price: Oh my GOOOOODDD....

Alejandro: Okay, okay-

Gaz: We sell coffee and-and confectioneries here, Jesus Christ- Boss- I need to get the manager! [Leaves to find Laswell]

Ghost: C  O  M  P  O  U  N  D  

Alejandro: WHAT.

[Gaz reenters with Laswell]

Gaz: Sir, do you want the- Do you want to speak to the manager?

Soap: He's ordering from the ether!

Gaz: He's ordering a burger-

Ghost: YEAH, CAN I GET A FUCKIN', UHHHHH-

Gaz: NOOO-

[haysgrove]

HOLY SHIT

IM HAVING A MOMENT GIMME A SECOND

Ok so YOURE TELLING ME

ThAT SANDERS SIDES, A FANDOM I HAVE HEARD OF MANY MANY TIMES, AND HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY LOOKED INTO

IS BASED OFF OF FUCKING THOMAS SANDERS,!?!

THE CREATOR OF MY FAVORITE VINES?! IS PART IF SANDERS SIDES???

IVE ONLY EVER SEEN ANIMATION MEMES OF IT

AnD MY BRAIN NEVER PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER

I

WHAT

HELP ?!,?

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY OH MY GOD FHBFHDBDBFHDVDJDBKDDHN

IM SORRY IM JUST. OH MY GOOOOODDD BUDDYYYYYYYY GDBDHDJHDJDFHBDFKDJFJ

[ssseriema]

Hi cominf into ur inbox 2 gush abt ur art again. I AM IN LVOE WITJ YOUR LINES ur line weight n texture r soooooo fucking satisfying yo look at and and the scratchy way u draw things, the quick strokes. AND UR COLORSSSS god ur colors u have SUCH a good use of them and the lighting is phenomenal. I luv how detailed and mostly accurate way u draw bugs and animals and i love how u draw wings (feathered, webbed and otherwise) n teeth and claws and talons. The texture u give on some pieces are SO GOOOOODDD the way u draw poses are SO FUN too!!!!! Ur art is like the ultimate eye candy 2 me, not a single of ur pieces dont make me wanna chew on it vigorously its sooooo good. Have a nice day!!!!! :3

TOM???!? AAAAHHHH THIS IS SO T_T AAGGGFWWHGHH OH MY GOD THANK YOU.. THIS IS SO SWEET FUCK THANK YOU,,,,, that means a lot T_T i love love love your art like its so expressive your poses and expressions and your lines too MY GOODNESS i think youre the master line weighter . seeing this seriously made my day wuaaayhh TYSM <3

[classic-caldwell-moment]

(not a ask, just here to drop some fan art off - SORRY idk what I’m doing :33 new to tumblr)

THANJK YOU GIFT FOR SINGLE HANDEDLY BREATHINF LIFE TO MY DYING LIGHT HYPER FIXATION

OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! /POS

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH M- HELLO?! HI?! OH MY GOOOOODDD!!!

[sonicattos]

wait shit wait oh my god. i almost forgot about this hc. okay so i think maria would be like super bummed about not being able to go to earth and see the flowers and shadow obviously would pick up on that! and he’s like really young barely out of the tube at this point so he still has that childhood wonder and innocence. he takes a book or two about flowers (with pictures) and he gets some construction paper and crayons and colored pencils and he makes paper flowers and tapes them to the walls of marias room and he makes her wait outside and walk in with her eyes closed so he can surprise her and and and. they’re still up there, somehow. they’re old and dusty and falling apart but they’re still there, untouched by man

OOOHHH MY GOOOOODDD. i love this so much. i love hcs of shadow being a sweetie in general but he WOULD!!

[disneyprincemuke]

oml, that's goooooddd:) glad to hear that, i've been trying to picture mr sir in red for the past five hours and i simply cannot.

EXACTLY like i just don’t think ferrari red is his colour… it’d be weird to see him in ferrari colours so thank god we have a whole year to prepare ourself

[glowpop]

Nsfw warning but oh my god ohhhhh my god oh my goodness my goooooddd