#gotta laugh

[alicerader]

My mom's other favorite line was "Who wants to get slapped first?"

[witchy-fibro-hippie]

Fibro gangg 🤣

[allhailthe70shousewife]

Still from The Shining (1980) or Donald when he got home from court today, undressed, unwound the Power Mullet from its Daytime Wave formation, and scrubbed off the bronzer?

[strugglinguist]

I am trying to ask for a telehealth appointment with an EDS/Hypermobility Treatment Center in NYC, and I have to fill out SO many forms! Am I going to finish and have also bought a car??

[baekhyunnybyun]

I'm joking about it, but being an exo-l is exhausting as hell

[hearvex]

my feed has been dead ALL DAY (minus george stream)

i leave for literally 2 hours

new controversy drops and everyone is fighting

[brasiliangp]

I really made fun of France losing to Tunisia only for us to love to fucking Cameroon

[whiteshipnightjar]

flu for holidays ofc

[edoro]

One of my favorite things about being insane in the specific ways I am is that I just have absolutely no sense of proportion about anything so last night I managed to go from "I've been thinking a regular normal not ruinous amount about my trauma you know very mildly and I have no idea why I've been having trouble doing anything" to "oh okay maybe fixating on it for the last week has had an impact on me but it's not that bad so idk" to "actually now that I list out all of the specific things I keep thinking about that's sort of a lot and they're all pretty deeply unpleasant and disturbing aren't they so maybe that IS why I haven't felt up to writing"

Just this very specific sort of blindness to emotional cause-and-effect or indeed to experiencing emotions AS emotions instead of just as vague oppressive auras of torment that descend suddenly upon me from nowhere

Anyway trauma brain is very stupid and it's as funny as it is infuriating

[alicerader]

[rhbrand]

Suburbs and SUVs The game sweeping the fantasy realm

[maxiemumdamage]

Alastor being all “Charlie is like a daughter to me!” when in fact their relationship is usually polite antagonism at best is so damn funny to me. Like he never even really believed in Charlie’s ambitions, he was at the Hotel for laughs, but then an opportunity falls into his lap to taunt Lucifer in emotionally damaging ways and get away with it and he ran.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike meets Jeremy Fitzgerald

[redsray]

Batfam AU where Jason never dies, so Tim doesn't join the family the standard way. Instead, he continues pouring most of his time and energy into his photography, eventually becoming known as a popular photographer for events and all that. So now, picture this: Tim gets hired to be a photographer for a Wayne gala. Obviously, he's ecstatic, because he can take pictures of Batman, Robin and Nightwing and be in their presence for a whole night. Since Tim is so naturally talented in stealth and taking pictures unnoticed, the second one of the fam realises this they're like: this kid is good. Tim manages to go unnoticed by all 3 of them (all bat-trained, one literally batman) multiple times during the night, and even when he is noticed, he disappears before they can manage to get a good look at him; to the sheer amazement of Dick and Jason.

Jason, (very discreetly putting snacks in his suit pocket): i know you're under the table, kid.

Tim: don't mind me, Mr. Todd-Wayne, sir, just taking a few pictures

Jason: right... Jason's fine, and what pictures were you taking from under the table?!

Tim, showing him perfectly good shots of him: these.

Jason: how did you get that. it looks like you took it from the rafters

Tim, nodding: I did.

Jason, glancing at the ceiling: ...what?

Tim, gone:

Jason: no fucking way.

Dick, hearing a very, very faint camera shutter from behind him:

Dick, turning around and finding no one there: what the actual...

Dick, getting the feeling of being watched and whirling around to find Tim staring at him from across the room: ... huh.

Jason, pulling Dick aside: you see that kid too, right?!

Dick, nodding: the camera kid, yeah?

Jason: who is that.

Dick: he's one of the hired photographers, apparently. one of the best in his field, despite his age.

Jason: he's good. like, really good. snuck up on me 4 times already, the little bastard.

Dick: you too? i swear he's constantly watching. it's creepy how well he can sneak past both of us.

Jason:

Dick:

Jason: you don't think...

Dick: no. B would've told us.

Jason:

Dick:

Dick: did he get another kid and not tell us somehow

Bruce: what do you mean another kid?

Jason: you heard us. did you adopt another kid and not tell us?!

Bruce: no?? how would I even?? ... what's this about?

Dick: one of the photographers has managed to sneak up on both me and Jay multiple times already

Bruce: what.

Jason: he also can't be more than like. 15 or 16. so forgive us for assuming you took another one in.

Bruce: do you know his name?

Dick:

Jason:

Bruce: really?

Dick: in our defence, he's very hard to catch. i wouldn't be surprised if he's snuck up on you, too.

[camera shutter noise]

All of them, whipping their heads toward the sound only to find nothing but air:

Tim, smiling from the other side of the room:

Jason: do you see what we mean?!

Cue an entire night of shenanigans where it's just Dick, Jason and Bruce trying to catch Tim and learn about him. Upon finding out who he is and where he lives, Dick immediately asks to keep him as an honorary member of the family. Jason is hesitant at first but at some point Tim calls Bruce Batman instead of Mr. Wayne on accident and Jason laughs so hard he's basically won over. Bruce can do nothing but watch as Tim proceeds to come over almost every night for sleepovers and is coddled by both of his sons. And he can't deny, the kid's investigation and stealth skills are top tier. By the time Dick and Jason both start referring to Tim as 'their younger brother' Bruce has just accepted his fate.

[nobie]

#ineffable idiots

[miamigrandprix]

i was standing at the crosswalk where i almost got hit thinking about the time i almost got hit and then i start to cross when i have full right of way and i almost get hit by a car AGAIN