#greg is afraid

[pettyfull]

Greg T. | Assistant Financial Analyst | 3rd Floor Microwave Hog

“Junie is a unique team player. She brings a… distinct energy to the department. Very results-oriented. Often silent. Sometimes threatening. She once emailed me a blank Excel sheet and said it was ‘reflective of my work ethic.’ I think that was a joke. Maybe.”

“She’s fast, efficient, and deeply unnerving. I’ve learned a lot from her. Mainly how to double-check my formulas and avoid eye contact.”

Would recommend working with her… from a respectful distance.”

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

James Wilson, there are people dying of cancer who need to see you, and you're hiding chickens around the hospital with your boyfriend as some form of weird foreplay

[vacz]

The Beast meets the Hunter (The Hunter AU - comic)

Wirt was peacefully cutting ellewoods for his brother until he felt someone getting closer to him. First he is blinded by a strong light, but soon as his eyes get used to it, Wirt can't believe what he is seeing with his own eyes...

First attempt to get him inside the team: FAILED

One night while wandering the woods, Beast Wirt found in the shadows someone who looked familiar to him, someone who looks like him... Another him

Seeing how destroyed this version of him looked like, his kind heart couldn't resist and soon he approached to bring a light of hope into his dark life

However it was a disgraceful surprise to see this guy is the one of the most unstable fellas he has ever met

Would Beast Wirt give up? Or tried another time to convince himself to leave the loneliness??? Wait for the next episode of Bad End Friends!!! (Nah, just kidding)

This isn't exactly my ultimate Beast Wirt design, It's just a generic look to imagine how would this two meet if it's ever given the chance

But the thing about Beast Wirt is that since he isn't canon or even official, artist usually make their own visions and use different looks and or similar concepts story wise. So knowing that there is no define Beast Wirt, and there are actually many interpretations... it would be so funny if Hunter started to meet every other version of Beast Wirt you guys made here in tumbrl

Don't worry, he may like you if you don't suddenly appear out of nowhere!

[cool-abed-filmz]

i obviously grew up reading captian underpants and remember when the first dogman book came out and even my favorite capt underpants book growing up has dogman’s introduction in it since that books shows how george and harold met in 1st grade so like dogman has indirectly been in my life lingering in the background

but since i’ve gotten fixated on it as an adult i realized truly the body horror of dogman?????? guys where’s the angst about how greg’s head literally being SEWN ONTO HIS OWNERS BODY

i need dogman / greg waking up and seeing his hands and getting all sad cuz they’re knights’ or him closing his eyes and scratching his own head pretending it’s knights’ , or like him freaking out because he doesn’t know what the fuck he is now

[propertyofjameswilson]

House's revenge

[kamwritesonvicodin]

[piningapple]

MYSTRADE NATION PLS GIVE ME FIC RECS I AM BEGGING

[aunhinged]

Divorced but still roomates Hilson AU

They got "divorced" after one of Wilson’s many marriages, but they still live together and act like nothing’s changed. Wilson tries to move on, but House has other plans..

Wilson: Greg, you can’t keep sleeping in my bed. House: What? I have squatters’ rights. Wilson: That’s not how that works. House: Tell that to my heart, Jimmy. I’m practically remarried to you.

[pastacurls]

“Greg Heffley has done bad things to other people.” Yes! He’s a child who’s not able to clearly express himself at home or around anyone, he is going to act out in negative ways and will do bad things.

“Greg Heffley is a sociopath.” WHAT??????

[g-top]

so there was this bot called dickie roper and i thought it was house so The Dickening official playlist / https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0ZUSvT4ePxwAyHnmBloMcq?si=9111d4622a36453f

[kraniumet]

this is insane to me like despite everything else one of her defining traits is how fucking kind and disposed to see the best in people she is

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

I can't get over Wilson straight up dragging Cuddy and House to Cuddy's mom's place and forcing them to make peace with her. He's got House actually giving a decent apology even though he doesn't mean it, and Cuddy completely conceding and giving up control over the situation by telling her mom she was wrong and they could compromise. And then when they attempt to go off the script Wilson gave them, he's just standing there glaring at them threateningly, and suddenly they snap back in line. That's why he's so scary. He's got everybody on a fucking leash lmao.

[vengefulvermin]

Can i get more passage of time/music development yapping ☹️☹️☹️??? I give you official permission to yap the most you can im so interested

YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE THIS ASK

warning beneath the cut SCARY WALL OF TEXT WARNING 😱

decided to divide it into colored parts if you dont gaf about certain elements 😭

second warning all of this is unedited rambling so some points might contradict each other or just plain not make sense.

okay so for CONTEXTTTTT

i have diagnosed OCD, and like, roughly since the end of last year and the beginning of this one, the 'obsession' part of OCD that was negatively affecting me, was the concept of time. how fleeting it was. how it's basically unescapable ALL THINGS MUST PASS (get out of my head george harrison) that shit proper cold dead SCARED ME MAN. sleepless & haunting me in my dreams type shi. sometimes it still does. i try not to think about it too much

to cope, i found great comfort in the 70s-80s since at the time i was and still am hyperfixated on david bowie and that was sort of his prime (love his 90s-00s work tho.) i was also starting to think of how much parallels and similar experiences i have to previous generations and how it's not ALL that bad after all so far. i can still walk to a record store and roller skate if i really wanted to, or go to a diner.

okey here's where the life changing stuff happens. i decided i'd listen to pink floyd's the dark side of the moon. then TIME CAME ON. ohhhh god oh gosh golly god i was bawling and everything the whole song spoke to me on a molecular level. then i found out about DB's song also called time, and i ALSO crode to that. i was like. wow. i'm not alone on this feeling of utter desperation and helplessness as eventually all things Must Pass. (GEORGE HARRSION GTFO)

i used to be bitchy on how i whined i was part of the 'wrong generation.' i thought i was alone, but virtually everyone of almost every era has thought this. somebody who lived my dream life wished they had what i have now.

that's when i started to lowkey realize the parallels and oneness of human experience. i could go to a club in the 70s, and (granted the infrastructure and music remains similar) i could today. nothing would change on how i perceive events. there is no color filter on the past. unless you got huge TVs and stuff all over your house, you could walk around, and think it's the 80s. AND IT'S BASICALLY THE 80s. the way your parents or any other gen Xer saw the world with their *eyes* (not counting the changes in buildings and stuff) is the same as you today pretty much.

i already really enjoy subcultures, and particularly how they evolve and adapt. the indomitable human spirit prevails no matter how gentrified or 'banned' things become. nowadays i feel like there is No Youth Subcultures. at least, none that will pass the test of time and be memorable enough to be remembered in the books. nobody's gonna go to their child and proudly say: "when i was your age, i was a chav" or something. and i credit this to the lack of creativity allowed in the wider music industry.

HEAR ME OUT this is because 90% of youth subcultures had everything to do with music. and now, everything must be palatable. to be clear there's nothing inherently wrong with that type of music, but to me it speaks no soul. it has no risks. contemporary pop music is very much formulaic and this is because now more than ever entertainment (this also applies to movies btw) is more of an investment than passion. I WILL SPECIFY.

music production is so vastly different genre to genre, and we're not letting it flourish because of how much short form content is valued nowadays. LET ME COOK.

tiktoks are formulaic. algorithms are formulaic. WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. there must be an instant hook or rift in music if you want to 'go viral' as a musician. digitized fame doesn't mean SHIT (to me), since clearly monthly listeners don't equate real world fans. album sales are being replaced with streams, and because of how ASS spotify treats its artists, newer, less established acts need to GET ON THE GRIND INSTANTLY to earn Coin. that means that to be smart and work with the exploitative system they're given, they have to make albums filled with 1 minute 30 second songs. so you can technically give them the most amount of streams possible. i feel with this formulaic approach, you can't get 6 minute long gutwrenching guitar pieces. no more 4 minute drum solos, hell avant garde experimental works were 2 people shout their names out at each other for 20 minutes. THERE ARE NO MORE FRANK ZAPPAS.

i'm not going to be one of those sad assholes who claim there's 'no more good rock music' and how it'll never be the same. as corny as this is, the next beatles or nirvana could be right under our noses and we'll NEVER know because of how fame is distributed. it sucks to see a small band beg on tiktok for streams to kickstart their career. but this is what we gotta work with. if we want subcultures to be created and thrive, we gotta go looking underground again, except unlike in the past it's a kajillion times easier now AND everything gets gentrified in 2 tiktok weeks. but this is evolution. MUSIC EVOLUTION

the end honk shoo honk shoo (it's midnight)

[totheidiot]

what did mitski put in i bet on losing dogs why is it so AAAAAAAAA

[cuddytism]

something something... fear of dying is such a house song. to me.

[blackmotionsoup]

Did you know that if you let a sweet lil cutie pie tortoise bite your finger, they will in fact draw blood? A lot of people don't realize it, but letting your sweetie baby tortoise tear into your flesh is important enrichment for them!! Just don't let them swallow it because the protein is bad for their tummy