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Privacy in the lighthouse is rare; they take their moments when they can.
Rook likes Emmrich's fingers, a lot.
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#mourn watch rook#elven rook#trans rook#trans masc#transgender#rook x emmrich#emmerich volkarin#lucanis x emmrich#kisses#smoochies#suck my fingers#red lipstick#doodle#my arts#lipstick smear#lighthouse#kim possible lip#shego vibes#grumpy elf#tongue#stolen moments#lucanis x rook
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I had the good fortune to be able to ask the ever-clever brain behind @boktheneutral / @asktheraggededges to take a crack at what Fayeth might be like in his super-cool homebrew setting of the Garlands universe. I'd encourage you to check it out!
Turns out, Fayeth remains Fayeth. And no, those cinnamon rolls aren't free, but the recipe is secret for a reason, and you won't regret the cost. And the expression? Well. You knew to expect that when you rolled in to drag her away from her bakery, didn't you? Especially *some* of you.

...You'd better at least finish your tea before you ask. It's only polite.
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#Elf#Christmas#Male Elf#Christmas humor#funny Christmas drawing#Funny Elf#Elf protesting Christmas#Christmas Satire#Christmas saying#grumpy elf#holiday season illustration#holiday humor#holiday toast#sarcastic humor#Christmas colors#Merry X-mas#Christmas Elf#Santa��s Helper#Xmas cheer#drinking Elf#Elf Drinking
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First Age Elrond vs. Third Age Elrond.

#elrond half elven#grumpy elrond#sad elrond#elrond#elrond peredhel#elf#elf movie#will ferrell#tolkien elves#lotr elves#silm elves#tolkien#jrr tolkien#silmarillion#lord of the rings#the hobbit#lotr#fantasy#lotr memes#tolkien memes#silmarillion memes#lotr humor
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Fenris plush and pin now available from Sanshee [source, link]
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"Fenris could really, really use a hug... Once the slave of a Tevinter Magister, Fenris was covered in a series of lyrium-infused tattoos that gave him the ability to phase through solid objects. This ability has made him adept at avoiding both physical damage (awesome), and his own emotions (less awesome.) What we’re saying here is that Fenris could really, really use a hug, and we know there’s no shortage of people who’d like to give him one. Well now, you can be one of them, with our Official Dragon Age Fenris Collector’s Plush. Your newest angry little elf-that-can-fit-on-a-shelf comes equipped with a plush version of his (nearly) comically oversized sword for fighting slavers and his sorrows between cuddle sessions. And if all that wasn’t cool enough, you’ll never need to worry about losing track of him, because his lyrium tattoos glow in the dark. Of course, if you really can’t bear to be parted from him, you can always snag one of our Fenris Collector’s Pins, too! Product Details This item is a pre-order and is anticipated to arrive Fall of 2024. - Gaming merchandise officially licensed by BioWare and E.A. - This is a collector's item made for ages 14+ and not a toy. - Fenris stands approximately 10 inches tall. - Includes a teeny tiny sword that attaches via magnets on his back and hand. - Special collector's card included within the tag. - Also available as a Collector's Pin! Design by: Mark Laubenthal"
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#dragon age#bioware#fenris#the fenaissance#video games#lul#long post#longpost#fall 2024.. interesting..#also grumpy elf bundle hhh#a teeny tiny sword for an elf on the shelf hh..
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I want Chetney to use the Sending stone to Caleb to check in about arriving to Aeor and call Essek (or Seth) "bitchy" or something to that effect... just to hear the incoming response...
I know it has no reason to happen and that it most probably won't happen, I just have a vibe of that conversation in my head and I think it'd be funny!
#criticalrolespoilers#critical role spoilers#critical role#essek thelyss#caleb widogast#shadowgast#chetney pock o'pea#Essek is a DIVA#and he's got me excited abot CR again#so#I have thoughts#“Seth is bitching about the time table”#“just dont ask him to repeat himself”#I love the grumpy gnome#and the sassy elf
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In KOTLC, they say bronte is extremely old but we never do find out how old he is exactly. I picture The Wise Old Elf from Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom when I think of him
#kotlc#Bronte is literally always grumpy#kotlc fandom#councillor bronte#kotlc bronte#the wise old elf#ben and holly's little kingdom#memes#old#the council
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despite only being like halfway thru the game on my first playthrough character I also made a new guy because I wanted to make a mourn watch warrior character. surly orphaned elf boy raised by necromancers in a big necropolis. i like how often your starting faction comes up in dialogue regardless of which you pick
#haley plays datv#i like how even if u make your elf as tall as possible theyre still really short. my short angry guy whose battleaxe is twice his height#my other character often picks the silly wise crack dialogue options but this guys grumpy and more no nonsense#though i still exchanged verbal jabs with solas because i feel like this guy does get cunty when provoked
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Ich hab die letzten paar Tage sehr viel Beutolomäus angeschaut/angehört to cope and can I just say:
Ruprecht is so Blorbo shaped??
His only crime was wanting to be loved by Sascha.
Literally jeder Teil fühlt sich an wie Fanfic, vor allem Täglich grüßt der Weihnachtsmann. Stuck in a time loop until they spend time together is canon?!
Idc, dass kein Weihnachten mehr ist, I am obsessed

#beutolomäus#beutolomäus täglich grüßt der Weihnachtsmann#beutolomäus und der wahre weihnachtsmann#die vierte elfe war auch ganz gut#hatte banger songs#german stuff#sascha/ruprecht#die sind gefühlt im dritten auch sunshine/grumpy nur dass RUPRECHt der sunshine is???#ich liebe alles daran#ruprecht tumb#björn harras#wayne carpendale
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This is Ario, a member of a species called Verdin. Verdin are human-sized species, tho they tend to be slimmer and less muscular than men. Their skin is green, gray or yellow-ish, sometimes covered in stripes. The most characteristic things about Verdin are their leaf-shaped ears and VERY pointy teeth. Verdins' preferable food is bugs, and they use those to bite through the rough shells. . Verdin are one of the two most normal-looking original species in the whole setting, crafted for those of my players, who do not want to play anything too outlandish. At first I based them on the wood elves, hence the color, but then (as with everything in this project) I moved away from the idea and ended up with Verdin . Ario is a cynical, dry man, who spends his time patrolling the borders between Gaol and the Empire. He collects bounties in the Gaol villages, living from job to job. Once he sets his mind on a task, he cannot be turned away from his target. People say that even death can't stop the lone rider from pursuing his hunt. Ario bears many scars from his previous encounters, and each one tells a story of a opponent who tried taking him down.
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Rook is a grumpy elf.
They like to compliment him, and it makes his insides go "squee!"
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Expression sheet using Capochiino's "I'm so f***ing done 2"
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#mourn watch rook#rook x emmrich#trans rook#lucanis x rook#lucanis dellamorte#emmrich volkarin#lucanis x emmrich#pose study#expression sheet#expression practice#fangs#words of affirmation#grumpy#grumpy elf
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Saw this circulating around so had to do it. I've had this grumpy gal in my brain for months now. She's still very much a work in progress.
Very condensed WIP background: Basically, Lisetta was born into a dalish clan on the outskirts of Antiva. As a child, her clan was killed by bandits. Realizing she had magic, the bandits kept her alive and sold her off to crows for a quick buck.
My goal with her character is to make her be a complete 180 from my canon inquistor, Vinara Lavellan. Vinara was extremely kind/diplomatic, sometimes to the point of naivety. She believed deeply in the dalish and trying to reclaim lost elven history.
Lisetta is going to be incredibly distrustful of elven culture and the dalish at large. The dalish, their traditions, and their gods couldn't keep her safe, so to her its all a load of horse shit. Her personality is going to be direct/aggressive: 1. cause I've never played a character like that in a Bioware game before (just want the challenge tbh), 2. growing up in the crows forced her to be incredibly distrustful/independent because at the end of the day the only person she could ever truly trust was herself.
#i really have no idea who to romance her with#if varric is an option then that's an easy choice#but if not#here's where I'm stuck#lucanis: two emotionally constipated assassins falling in love despite everything sounds fun#davrin: falling for a dalish elf despite all the baggage that comes from her past - the angst could be so good#harding: she's just a ray of sunshine and I'm a bitch for happy/grumpy pairings#lisetta#rook#da4#dragon age the veilguard#datv
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A little Christmas Reggie for you (he looks like a grumpy little elf 😂)
#fanart#marauders#all the young dudes#harry potter#my art#marauders era#illustration#lgbtq#regulus black#grumpy elf Reggie#he loves it really#Barty and Evan definitely got that hat for him#he got the socks himself#regulus arcturus black
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From hero to mad god
#oc: altrus gramlock#the elder scrolls#tes#doodle#elder scrolls#altmer#high elf#sheogorath#hero of kvatch#hok#tes oblivion#oblivion#tes iv: oblivion#little redesign for him#i love drawing sheo Altrus#it’s just Altrus character changed#from grumpy to madman
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this icons so good
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5: Stamp
To provide with a distinctive character
Riennaut takes up the lance.
(mentions of general Gridanian racism)
Moving through Gridania was, in a word, exhausting.
Not that Riennaut was a stranger to moving through Gridania. Indeed, he had lived most of his life within the embrace of the Shroud, even if he claimed Gelmorra as his heritage before he would Gridania. He was more than used to the typical attitude.
This was different.
It had been some days since he had last heard from any of his Adventurer's Guild contacts, and longer still since they had heard from him. He had not anticipated becoming an honest-to-gods White Mage, complete with the capital letters, when he had last spoken to them, but he did not imagine they would be all that concerned so long as his healing still functioned fine enough. But Gridania at large did not approve.
He was a duskwight. Even the padjal were only tolerated as users of white magic, the idea that a duskwight might take up the staff was nonsensical. He had been accused of a great many crimes, since he had walked among the public. Theft, primarily. Blasphemy against the Elementals, which included theft. Lying, although that one wasn't new. Typical duskwight behaviour.
What was not typical was the assurances of the Padjal. Your average thief was not protected by all three Seedseers, and certainly not tolerated by the Elementals. E-Sumi-Yan had also spoken out on his behalf, though that, at least, did not surprise Riennaut.
It irked him that it was necessary at all. But it was more effort to hide the horns, and he was tired of humouring the thoughts of terrified reactionaries.
Life moved on, no matter what they thought.
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His newfound position, as it turned out, was far from the least of his problems.
It had been a distressingly long time since he had last heard word from Ar'telan. He had, of course, heard the news of Titan's defeat, and had thus assumed that he was fine - it would have been at least mentioned if their hero had died in the act. But there was nothing. Not a word.
He was not concerned that he would need to stop adventuring, or whatever passed for helping Ar'telan with the many chores a variety of ungrateful heads of state threw at his feet, despite his status as a newly-minted padjal. A-Towa-Cant had been famous as the only travelling Padjal, and while he could not quite understand the whispers of the Elementals, they did not seem to be binding him to forest service like the more regular Padjali. What he did know, however, was that Ar'telan had been involved in research that had led to the healing arts of Nym. Indeed, Ar'telan had spoken to Riennaut a great deal about conjury, and even learned from E-Sumi-Yan in the hopes of deepening his arts. It was not, therefore, a poor plan for Riennaut to diversify his own portfolio.
As tempting as it was to leave the city to learn another trade, he did not much fancy the idea of being stranded somewhere like Thanalan should there be a development, either with his own powers or the situation that had led him to having them. The archer's guild did not much interest him, and that left him with but one option: the lance.
He received no fewer than ten suspicious glances on his walk from Stillglade Fen to the Lancer's Guild, and upon his arrival, a group of lancers were shouting down a harrowed-looking duskwight. It was not a good omen, but he doubted the archers would fare any better, so he strode past behind them and into the building.
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He was greeted at the door by an incredibly puzzled receptionist, who was clearly unsure if he should even have been there, and was only saved from having to leave with naught for his efforts by the timely arrival of the Guildmaster.
"Ah, I've heard the stories. An adventurer, aren't you?" he greeted. "I'm Ywain, the guildmaster here."
"Charmed," Riennaut responded, and did not reach out to shake his hand. To his credit, the man seemed unperturbed by the snub. "I am an adventurer by trade, yes. You may call me Riennaut."
"An adventurer? But…" the receptionist began, but stopped when Ywain held up a hand.
"That's all the credentials he needs. Sign him up," he said. "If that is, in fact, what you're here for?"
"Yes," Riennaut replied, keeping 'against my better judgement' behind his teeth. They both heard it, though, and the receptionist looked nervous as she took his details.
An auspicious beginning, and not of the fortuitous kind, but he had weathered worse.
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The first clash was, perhaps, inevitable.
It had been but a sennight at the guild when it happened. He was doing the same drills as all the others, despite the glances they shot his way, and the same trials that many of them undertook. It was on one such trial, a fairly by the books test of nerve in the central Shroud, that they first met.
Foulques was an angry man. Many duskwights were, if they spent too long near the heart of Gridania, but Foulques had turned it into an art form. Not a particularly engaging one, but there were points to be had for intensity.
"They'll sell you out," he growled. "Those horns don't make you special. They'll have done with you, and the Elementals-" He spat as he said the name "-will use you up and hang you to dry."
"A fascinating theory," Riennaut remarked. "I have some critiques." Foulques growled.
"You can critique the end of my lance," he snarled, lips turning up like a riled dog. "Keep your staff when I can see it and use a real weapon." Riennaut raised an eyebrow at the tirade, and drew his lance as requested.
"If you insist."
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Foulques was dogged. He dragged recruits into helpless situations, and Riennaut dragged them out. It was clear there was something driving the man - some source to his rage beyond the background tarring brush all duskwights dealt with, something that led to him baiting Riennaut over and over again. Riennaut did not have time for childish shouting matches, and even less for endangering the lives of others, no matter how distasteful he found the other recruits.
Foulques was many things, but he was not, Riennaut thought, a murderer. Certainly his reckless behaviour could make one of him, but it would not be him that dealt the blow. He ranted about the treatment of their people, and acted just like everyone expected him to.
Wild. Uncivilised. Brutish. A danger to the good folks of Gridania.
He did not see the irony.
Trying to get the man to sit still for long enough did not produce results, however. Riennaut played by his rules only enough to make sure he didn't do anything stupid, but even outwardly respecting the rules o fhis ridiculous engagement did not give him opportunities for anything other than listening to a lecture. He had enough of those from the Padjals, and more coherant besides.
He went to Ywain. Stated his thoughts, and his case. That Foulques was a danger, and mostly to himself. That he wanted to prevent the inecitable self-destruction his path was taking him down. Ywain listened, to his credit. It was more than most of those at the guild did.
"…Foulques is angry, yes," he said, which was quite the understatement, but it made the point fine enough. "It is not… entirely without reason, however." Riennaut folded his arms and waited. There was a story, and Ywain knew it - Foulques was clearly a lancer with guild training. He was not leaving until he heard it. "Though you may not like the history."
"With respect, Guildmaster, every time I walk into this hall I have stepped past at least three people convinced I stole the crystal that gave me these horns, and one other convinced the Elementals are but days from striking me down for my heresy. There is little you could say that would surprise me."
Ywain sighed at that, his face falling. He was a tired man at the best of times, but the lines in his face seemed haggard now.
"There was a theft from the Guild," he said. Riennaut thought he did not need to hear the rest of the story. "Foulques was involved, aye, but so too were some other men. Not that I learned that until too late." He folded his arms. "They'd made an agreement to confess to the crime. Foulques was first. The others did not follow."
"I'm surprised he was fool enough to give them the chance," Riennaut remarked. Ywain shook his head.
"Before the incident, things were… not good, but they were better. In the wake of it, it feels like the recruits have only doubled down on the blame, despite my best efforts." There was a saddened look on his face at that, though Riennaut doubted it had ever been good enough to be notable. "I only found out after Foulques had been disciplined and ejected from the Guild, and the Wood Wailers considered the matter closed. If I'd known it would lead to this…"
"No man is perfect," Riennaut replied. "While I understand the… concern this must have caused him, and the hurt, it does not excuse his actions now." He shrugged. "I will attempt to talk him down, though I think him deaf to most reason. We shall see."
"I can only hope you are successful," Ywain said, and his tone did not bespeak confidence.
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Their final encounter, too, seemed inevitable.
It was a foggy day in the North Shroud as Riennaut answered his challenge - his walk through the woods to the location of what Foulques doubtless intended to be a final challenge blessedly unmolested. The Elementals whispered in his mind, as they always did, and though the words were incomprehensible, there was a notable undercurrent of concern.
Foulques was angry. Seething. More rage than man, like the beasts driven to madness by the spirits. Riennaut would not have been surprised if he began frothing at the mouth.
"What makes you so special?" he demanded. "Why do you get to-"
"Get to?" Riennaut cut him off. "Do you not have eyes in your skull?" That made Foulques pause.
"They wouldn't just let-"
"I did not ask for this," Riennaut snapped. "Indeed, when I got it none where more surprised than I was. E-Sumi-Yan had to assure me three times that I would not be executed on the spot for providing the assistance he requested of me, and he has had to earn that promise since. Do you think they trust me?" He scoffed at the idea. "I am a blasphemer. A heretic. A thief and a blemish. I cannot walk two steps in the city without some slur being screamed after me, and I am chosen by the Elementals. It changes nothing, Foulques. I am not specieal."
"Then why the hell are you allowed to-"
"Because I am not stupid enough to keep friends," Riennaut said, curling his nose in distaste. "Because I have been taught the hard way that the only one I can rely on is myself. And your desperate grasping for revenge has not helped with that, by the way."
Foulques paused. Put his lance up. Scowled like the devil had crawled out of a void fissure in front of him.
"They deserve it."
"Yes, I'm sure those helpless recruits you tried to feed to raptors were personally involved in your struggles."
"They were all complicit. All of them! Even the Guildmaster teaches of courage, and he didn't even have the stones to-"
"Foulques." Riennaut held up his hand. "You have treated me with nothing less than disdain, but I will offer you this regardless. Gridania is a poor fit for you - yes, you were guilty of the crime, but not alone. There is no work for you here, and no redemption, and so you have flung yourself into this mess in some vain hope of feeling… what, fulfilment? Reparation? It matters not." He shrugged. "I may have a Padjal's horns, but I am an adventurer by trade. For reasons that may be obvious to you, I prefer to spend my time outside of Gridania. So. My terms. I will duel you, and I will win, and you will join my adventuring party."
"And what if I win, you arrogant sack of bird shite?" Foulques replied, which was incredibly rich coming from him. Another shrug.
"Then you can do whatever it is you were planning to doKill me, and add murder to your growing list of felonies? Stage a righteous assault on the lancer's guild?" He took his lance from his back. "I do not intend to lose, so I had not paid it much thought." Foulques growled.
"Then you can shove it up your elemental-blessed backside," he said. Riennaut rolled his eyes.
"I'm sure."
It was not a quick fight, and it was not pretty.
Rage made of Foulques a man far stronger than most would be. He was rash, and reckless, and threw everything he had into the fray - and he would pay for it in the aftermath, though Riennaut had no time to think of it. The fog had made the ground slippery, and it soon churned into mud under their feet. But Riennaut had not spent the month training to lose to an angry whelp of a man.
Foulques hit the floor, lance clattering from his hands. He slid through the mud, up against the face of the cliff, and spat out a tooth.
"I will remind you of my terms," Riennaut said, the tip of his lance against Foulques' throat. "Come with me, or prove them right. The choice is yours."
"Fuck your choices," Foulques said, and kicked him in the shins. Riennaut saw him stagger backwards, scrabbling in the dirt for his lance - and the cliff rise to meet him.
"No!" he exclaimed, lurching forward, but he was but a second too late.
He would not even be given a grave. Marked a remorseless criminal, vilified by the Gridanians with nothing to stand against it, another notch on the tally chart of useless, criminal duskwights.
The earth moved.
There was a sound like cracking, snapping twigs, and the trees bent to meet Foulques' fall. The edge he had fallen from collapsed beneath him, and the earth reformed to shield him from the chasm below. With a yelp, the duskwight found himself enmeshed - a leafy net to catch him, and not the cold, unfeeling ground.
"What in the hells?" he managed. There was terror on his face, a hypocritical mask of the bravado-led villain he had tried so hard to play. He knew he had made a mistake. He knew death would have, should have been the answer. But it was not.
There were whispers in Riennaut's head. Soft, insensible, gentle. The spirit of A-Towa, resting inside the crystal that hung from his staff, seemed to chuckle.
Your worry. They felt it. Sometimes they answer.
Riennaut huffed, walking fowards towards his downed opponent.
"My terms," he repeated, holding out a hand. "Though if you wish to traipse home through the mud on your own, you are welcome to refuse me a third time."
"Fuck you," Foulques spat. "I thought you didn't have friends?" Riennaut shrugged.
"I have associates," he responded, "and acquaintances. You are welcome to pick which."
Foulques hesitated just long enough to hear the branch of the tree crack beneath his weight. He threw out his hand, not in thoughtful acceptance but in desperation, and let Riennaut pull him back onto solid ground.
"I shall consider that a yes," Riennaut remarked. Foulques glowered in response. "Now, if you don't mind, I've an appointment in Coerthas. You are welcome to come along."
Surely he couldn't meet worse, after all.
#Riennaut is just the grumpy elf wrangler at this point#ffxivwrite2024#Riennaut Teaurelin#he's like wol adjacent. He counts#Art does not do the lancer quests#nor the dragoon quests#so I give them to my grumpy side character instead I hope you understand
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