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sukirichi · 3 years

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sweet lies [03.final]

His lies were way too sweet – and you were too addicted to make him stop.

cw. toxic! megumi, SEXY TOXIC MEGUMI 🥵, toxic college settings, oral (f receiving), multiple orgasm, orgasm denial, explicit smut, car sex, biting, scratching, sukuna is a sex god, MEGUMI WITH A LIP RING, slight angst

note. FINALLY FINISHED THIS SERIES AAAAHHH I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKED THIS I HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS SERIES TYSM FOR EVERYTHING! lotsa lub lub for each and everyone of you! anyways let me just say...sweet lies sukuna can politely rail me.

series masterlist | 01 | 02 | 03

It’s…a different story when you have to move back and forth between your newly made acquaintance slash fuck buddy, Sukuna, to your actual fuck buddy and crush, Megumi.

Sukuna’s polite enough to not meddle into your business as he’s promised, which you’re extremely thankful for, but you should’ve known the bubble of happiness would pop the moment you stepped out of your apartment. You’ve left your phone unattended and on silent, earbuds always placed inside to ignore Megumi’s calls.

It’s funny, actually, that he’s never replied much to you before other than occasional dick pic and ‘you awake baby?’ but ever since you’ve been…pre-occupied, suddenly you’re on top of his contacts.

You grumble at the vibration of your phone, Megumi’s name flashing on the screen. Back then, you would’ve soared and jumped to pick up the call, voice sultry and toes pointed at the ceiling as you try to keep in your giggles. Now, you’re dreading it, glaring at his annoyingly handsome contact icon that used to make your heart skip a beat. You’re studying in the library and have been doing a terrific job at avoiding him so far, and today won’t be any different.

With a sigh, you completely flip your phone upside down and turn back to your book. You’re on the second line of the paragraph when you feel large, warm hands caress the back of your neck, tilting you upwards to meet his curious – and certainly annoyed – blue eyes.

“Babe,” Megumi drawls out, minty breath fanning your cheeks.

He looks absolutely stunning today, plain and casual yet so handsome in just a black hoodie and sweatpants, his dark hair slicked back to reveal his forehead. For a guy who sure pounded into your skill he had no interest in you that went beyond sexual, he sure did know you well enough, the slight tugging of his lips a sign he could easily read through you. It makes you huff away from him, scooting – trying is the keyword – away from his touch. Megumi’s persistence leads him into you placing you right above his lap and cages you between his arms, chin on your shoulder and his breath floating over your ear.

You can’t help but squirm in embarrassment. Half of the students in the campus library have turned to look at you, and Megumi merely smiles at the attention, audacious enough to kiss the shell of your ear.

Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him! In reality, you really do want to fuck him.

“Why have you been ghosting me?”

“I wasn’t ghosting you, Megumi, it’s called being busy. You ever tried doing homework?”

“You’re so mean to me today,” he pouts, but that pout soon brightens into a smile when you scowl at him. Megumi, albeit never really paying attention to you, your facial expressions have registered as second nature to him now. It doesn’t take much before you soften under his hold, still as mushy as ever, and the nasty fucker basks in it proudly. “There’s a party tonight at Okkotsu’s house, said his parents were away in Greece or some rich family shit. Wanna come and get wasted with me?”

“I don’t know, Megs, I have an essay to finish…”

“Come on, it’s just one night. It won’t hurt,” he shrugs and sways you to side to side, causing your heart to sway side to side in giddiness. It’s this – moments like this – that really fools you into believing Megumi likes you. And that sweet lie only turns sweeter from his words that drip like honey, “Plus, I’ve missed you. Can’t think straight when we’ve been apart for too long, baby.”

You pretend to think about it.

That slight falter in a split second brings about a waver in Megumi’s confident you didn’t think would be possible. Not that you can blame him; you never did have to think about it whenever he invites you to fuck around with him. In fact, you say yes a lot faster than he can ask you something, but something’s been changing you lately – or rather someone.

In the end though, you’ll circle up right where you belong.

Relishing in the rarity of having Megumi coddle you with kisses and affection, his perfume still as boyish and vanilla that deluded you into his faux aura of a sweet boy, you melt one more time. Hopefully, it would transition into a one last time before Megumi’s completely wrapped you around his finger.

“Fine. I’m leaving if it’s too noisy though.”

“Awesome,” Megumi chirps, pulling you in for a long, solid kiss. It takes you back by surprise that you end up wide-eyed above him, stiff hands on his shoulders as you feel him smile through the kiss. Then, just as you’re about to kiss him back with the same passion, Megumi separates himself from you and squeezes your ass. “Promise we’ll have fun, babe. I’ll even bring extra condoms.”

You’re not surprised he left afterwards.

But are you hurt? Most definitely so.

Fuck Fushiguro Megumi.

You were going to leave him, block him, ignore him, avoid him, and carve him out of your heart for good. It’s what you deserve – to be freed from such a toxic guy like him. His pretty face shouldn’t be an excuse for you stick around any longer. That party…well, it would be your last one, you’re never going back!

Still, it’s not that easy to let go. Years of following him around with puppy eyes and spreading your legs open for him like it’s the most natural thing to do isn’t just going to disappear in a day.

It’s for closure, you lie to yourself. That’s all it is – you just need closure. So for one last time, you’ll fuck around with Megumi, then you’d leave him. For good this time.

And yet – your mind still races back to him. His throaty, boyish laughter and the stupid way his eyes crinkle into half moons, his large hands slapping his knees when you tell him a really silly joke. Okay, he didn’t really laugh that much because he’s already passed out in the times you crack jokes after sex, but the few times he did, though? It’s magical, beautiful, phenomenal.

He’s so awful yet so irresistibly charming it’s a huge tug of war between your rational mind and foolish heart.

You couldn’t focus anymore in the library. If you wanted to pass your exams, you need to be somewhere that won’t remind you of him, in a place where a stronger aroma would conceal his lingering scent. The best option was to hang around in a local café closer to your apartment than on campus, and you’ve completely ditched your usual get up to just opting for lookinglike a complete shut in – bags under eyes, heart torn over a stupid boy, the usual Iced Vanilla Latte with the condensation sticking to the wooden table and soft lofi music playing in the background – it’s just the perfect atmosphere for you to wallow in self-pity.

And wallow in self-pity you did, your cheeks squished against the pale furniture while you sighed for what seems like the hundredth time that day. At the back of your head, Megumi is still giving you one of those slow, long kisses reserved for only when he’s half-sleepy, your heart doing insane back flips as you reminisced whatever moments you once had.

You’re so lost in your own train of thought you fail to hear the scraping of a chair, followed by a heavy body plopping across you. “Well, this is kind of gloomy…”

At the sound of that awfully familiar, deep voice, you sit up straight in a frenzy. Sukuna smirks at your reaction as he loudly sips from his matcha latte – which you would’ve never thought he likes – and sits back at his chair, legs crossed against one another. Unlike Megumi, he doesn’t seem to pose any other malicious intent, so you bury your head in your arms, wishing for the ground to just open up and eat you already.

“I’m sleep deprived and haven’t eaten anything except Red Bull and coffee,” you try to explain, “I look horrible.”

“Don’t say that. You’re gorgeous all the time.”

From under your arms, you scowl at nowhere in particular, ignoring the heat rushing from the back of your neck. Sukuna didn’t seem to be flirting with you, and one peek at him swirling his straw inside his cup proves your theories.

However, the offhanded compliment falls so naturally from his lips it takes you a back, and not in a good way. Defensively, you cross your arms against your chest. You knock your toes against Sukuna’s knees under the knees to get his attention, the taller man peering at you under his lashes, tongue innocently swirling around his straw.

I fucking hate men! – is what you want to say, but something different comes out. “Why are you even here? Aren’t you asleep in the morning because of work?”

“It’s my day off,” he sets his cup down, placing his chin on both of his palms. Sukuna’s gaze travels from your face down to the abandoned papers before you, a scowl immediately making its way to his face. “Got too bored to cook so I came here for a light snack. As for you…ew, are you doing essays? I hated that shit in college.”

“Yeah, I hate it too,” you numbly agree, “Can barely function right now.”

Sukuna’s eyes lit up the moment you nearly fall on the table again, his palm quick to caress your cheek. If he can feel the intense heat of your skin from the sudden gesture, he makes no comment about it. Instead, Sukuna hauls you from your seat, nodding to your bag and papers before he rushes you out the door.

When Sukuna said he could make you feel better, the last thing you thought of was going to the nearby park. Now, you find yourself sitting comfortably with him, aggressively licking on the vanilla ice cream he’d gotten you from an ice cream man that passed by. It’s a great way to kill the time – or just to enjoy the day despite the rough start – because the sunlight feels warm on your skin, the trees above you shading you from extra shade.

Next to you, Sukuna is surveying his ice cream with the least interest, his brows furrowed as he notes, “Your crush is toxic. I suggest you cut ties with him and get it all over with.”

In part of making you feel better, Sukuna’s subtly given you clues you could tell him whatever’s going on in your mind. It makes you wonder if maybe you’ve been that obvious that even Sukuna could read you, but you’re thankful that he understood, because you really did want to rant about it. Your friends are just a one call away, but they’re not any better. They’ll keep claiming ‘Megumi just needs time’ because they know it’s what you want to hear to make yourself feel better. Though, every once in a while, you needed to talk to someone who could actually slap the harsh reality at your face, and who else would be more suitable than a mature adult like Sukuna?

Looking at him now, the contrast between your roommate and your crush is immense. Where Megumi is all bark and no bite, all needy and never giving, Sukuna’s silent and compliant, an extremely good listener with the patience of a monk.

“It’s not that easy.”

“Yeah it is. Just block his number and avoid him. He’ll get the answer soon enough.”

“You don’t understand,” you groan in defeat. Sukuna faces you with worry written all over his face, seemingly tender in comparison to the tattoos marking his skin. Sometimes, it’s so easy to forget he’s actually a lot more decent than Fushiguro fucking Megumi, but you end up slipping anyway, turning to the sky just as tears prick at your eyes. “I…I love him, okay? I’ve always been in love with him even though I know I’m just someone who warms his bed. I know that much and yet…I can’t seem to let him go.”

Sukuna is silent for a full minute. You thought he’ll offer you some adult wisdom only people like him would now, but Sukuna simply snorts, happily licking at his ice cream as if you didn’t just break down in front of him. “Shit’s tough then.”

“You’re great at comforting, you know that?”

“Oh, I wasn’t comforting you,” he smiles and pats your knee, “Come on, let’s go home. I know just how to take your mind off things.”

With the way he’s caressing your thigh and his voice turned an octave lower, you chastise yourself for feeling aroused when you wanted to cry just seconds ago. But his fingers are inching closer and closer to your inner thigh, and he’s warm and strong – so fucking nice too that perhaps fucking him wouldn’t be such a bad idea.

But like always, Sukuna never fails to surprise you.

You expected he’d take you right to his room the moment you’ve crossed the door, but Sukuna dashes for the TV before carrying a huge blanket and heaps of pillow. You watch there, stunned. He makes quick work of fluffing the pillows before grabbing your wrist and pulling you above him the same way Megumi did a while ago.

The only difference? Your heart doesn’t skip a beat. You’re not intoxicated by his scent. You’re not trying to squirm away from him nor do you feel like a silly little schoolgirl who’s fallen in love at first sight.

Where Megumi is deceivingly charming, Sukuna is more like a strong pillar to lean on, which you do exactly. Your head rests on his shoulder, both of your legs tangled under the blankets he’s covered you with. He’s blinking as Tangled plays on the TV, the faint sensation of his fingers playing with yours comforting and way too comfortable. It should feel weird to hang out with a guy like this without him wanting to shove his dick deep inside you minutes later (your movie marathons with Megumi never really finish as previously planned) but with Sukuna?

It feels natural. It feels great. It feels like home.

You’re gaping at him long before you realize it, one of your hands absentmindedly playing with the strings of his hoodie. Sukuna hums along to I Have A Dream with a small smile on his face, one that forms into a playful glare as he catches you staring at him. “Don’t look at me like that. Disney is a classic.”

You fight back a smile. “Wasn’t complaining,” burying yourself deeper into his warm embrace, you’re lulled into an early slumber with Sukuna’s humming combined with the steady rhythm of his heartbeat.

His plan worked efficiently – for a moment, you forget your heart was aching to begin with.

After screaming internally for a good hour and a half, you arrive at the party anyway. The stench of weed, alcohol, and sex hanging thickly in the air is more than familiar to you by now. You ignore the catcalls you receive as you make your way to Megumi and fuck, he just had to look even sexier tonight.

He’s ditched his e-boy getup with a plain white shirt, black ripped skinny jeans, a Converse, and that black leather jacket he always refused to wear. Megumi really woke up and chose violence today, the minimalistic silver chain around his neck only adding to his appeal. You should’ve run away then – he literally screams trouble – but you’ve never been one to shy from that. Truth be told, you’re only pulled in harder, swaying your hips side to side as you sashay to where he’s laughing along with his friends.

Clearing your throat to get his attention, Megumi finally lays his eyes on you.

You’re glad you took the extra time to dress in your best outfit today – a lace orange mini dress that accentuates your cleavage just enough for a tease, paired with black combat boots and a white purse slung from your shoulder. Pride pumps through your veins when Megumi steps away from his friends, his hands encircling around your waist almost possessively. He smirks through your hair, those addicting lips trailing lower and lower down to your neck until, “You smell like another man.”

Now that you weren’t expecting. He doesn’t seem to be mad, perhaps a little jealous judging by how he’s grinding his crotch to your abdomen and tugs you closer, but this is Megumi in the question. He never gets jealous, so you flatten your palms onto his chest, eyes daring and red lips upturned into a smirk as you ask, “Why do you care?”

Megumi raises a brow – which really shouldn’t have been such a sexy thing – at your spunk. Normally, you’re too sweet and submissive to him, never would’ve even dared to dress something as revealing like this, but maybe you’re tired of being sweet.

Maybe this time, you wanted to match Megumi’s spice, fight fire with fire.

Megumi chuckles above your lips and swipes a thumb over your lower lip, humming when the coating doesn’t stain his fingers. He’s mentioned before he hates washing the lipstick off his dick, and the fact you remember that has him groaning at your ear. Unsurprisingly, Megumi’s already hard. He nibbles at the shell of your ear, possessive hands brushing over your collarbone as a silent promise of what he’ll be doing to you tonight.

“Like I said, this pussy is mine.”

You should say no. It’s evident in the darkness of his eyes he’s daring you to say no, but it’s too much. The cramped space that diminishes space until it becomes a myth, his hands rubbing circles at your hip, the glint of his new lip ring under the disco lights and anything, everything about Fushiguro Megumi just makes you feel so weak you can’t say no.

Satisfied with your silence, Megumi sweeps you upstairs. There’s already a round of Truth or Dare going on with a bunch of drunk and half-high college students, the lights red and the aroma of weed thick in the air.

It bothers you so you stick close to Megumi, nose stuck at the collar of his leather jacket. He’s not satisfied with just you sitting next to him; Megumi is territorial. He makes sure you’re comfy and using his lap like a throne, clasping both your hands in your lap while he boredly stares at his friends. Okkotsu Yuta, the host who used to be super shy in his freshman year but became one of the most sought after guys in his junior year, sits across from you in the circle. He’s already giggling in his drunken state while Nobara Kugisaki makes the mistake of choosing dare, flinging her bra straight at a very enthusiastic Yuuji.

They spin the bottle and it lands straight at you. Megumi hums in anticipation at the crook of your neck, his little sounds mixed with his heated touches sending fire straight down your core. It’s inebriating to have him this close, but you need to keep a straight head if you want to survive.

Fighting the arousal pooling at your stomach, you offer a flat smile. “Truth.” As expected, the crowd isn’t pleased. They holler, “Booooo,” with their hands cupped around their mouths, the others snickering at you, though you’re quite satisfied with the safety of your choice. You could be crazy with Megumi, but being crazy around others isn’t something you’re comfortable with.

Thankfully, Yuta shushes the crowd dramatically with a threat he’ll kick them out with his infamous Katana that’s been passed down by an ancestor. Once everyone’s calmed down, Yuta smirks at you, eyes wiggling as he asks, “Who’s the best dick you ever had?”

You don’t think twice about it. Someone else’s face pops up for a split second, but it’s so natural, so obvious that you would say – “Megumi.”

“Speak louder, baby, they won’t hear.”

“It’s you,” you suddenly grow shy at the attention, whatnot with Megumi shamelessly trailing hot kisses down your neck now for everyone to see. He’s shameless as he rocks you back and forth on his thigh, all the while keeping eye contact with the other guys whose eyes are zeroed in on the swell of your breasts that are an inch away from popping out from your dress. It’s the best time to submit, the perfect time to give him what he wants, and his expert hands prompt his name out of you with a single suck at your neck.

“Fushiguro Megumi.”

“Damn, Megumi, you’ve trained your bitch well.”

“’Course I did. My dick does all the disciplining,” Megumi cups your jaw to tilt your face at him, cooing at you as you flush embarrassed from everyone’s snickering. “Aw, don’t pout baby, it’s all just harmless jokes. You know I treat you like a goddess when we’re alone.”

“Yo, man, get a fucking room!”

Megumi ignores Yuuji’s comments and makes an offhanded comment the latter is just jealous because he hasn’t had his dick wet in days, ensuing a close dog fight between the guys. Maki has to step in and kick the strawberry haired boy back to his seat, scolding her cousin to back down. Meanwhile, you cling to Megumi like a scaredy-cat, head empty with nothing but the way he’s never hold you this close and proudly before.

Just one last time.

“Megs, your turn.”

“Dare.”

Yuuji slaps his palm over Yuta who usually gives the dares. The older guy rolls his eyes but lets it slide, knowing that Yuuji could also let loose with his dares. Megumi isn’t afraid though, he stays docile around you, leaving little nibbles at your ear and even squeezing your boobs at one point. You know he’ll never back down from Yuuji’s dares, even as his eyes darken with mischief. Now, Yuuji is a nice guy, but something doesn’t quite feel right with the way he’s staring Megumi down.

“I dare you to kiss the hottest girl in the room.”

Megumi freezes.

Time must’ve stopped because everyone is chanting, “KISS, KISS, KISS!” but he makes no move. You stay there, staring up at him wide eyed with your arms looped around his neck. Your heart is beating a mile a minute in your chest the moment Megumi’s eyes gaze down to your lips, smirking as he leans closer, leans down lower, and you close your eyes, waiting for the salacious kiss that would sear at the back of your mind. But it never comes and a gust of wind flies by through you, and before you know it, Megumi’s leaned over your shoulder, his hand cupping the cheek of this girl named Alicia who you’ve heard about from your friends before that she’s Megumi’s current pick.

Alicia was never supposed to kiss him back. Your friends told you, they promised you she wasn’t the type of person to fall for the likes of Megumi, and yet she’s smiling through the kiss. You’re still in Megumi’s lap but your vision is of the audience, their jaws dropped and Yuuji slapping Yuta’s thighs. “Oh, shit! That’s gotta hurt!”

You don’t think twice.

You push yourself off Megumi and run out the room, the sounds of their chaotic laughter mocking you to no end. You know – you fucking know – you’d never quite belong in Megumi’s circle. Everyone knows you’re just another one of his bed warmers, and they also know how much you’re hopelessly in love with him, begging, hoping that one day he might return your affections.

It makes perfect sense with each step you take further from the room. This has to be staged, intentional, because there’s no way Yuuji would’ve said that if he didn’t already have an idea maybe Alicia reciprocated Megumi’s feelings.

But what about your feelings?

Does no one really care? Were you really reduced to just another body count?

Your chest squeezed uncomfortably as you pushed past the crowd, ignoring everyone’s protests from how rough you were. You don’t stop until you’ve locked yourself inside a restroom, tears freely falling down your face. With trembling hands, you fall back to the floor, dialing the only person you could trust right now.

He picks up not three rings later, voice still gruff and laced with sleep. “Hello?”

“S-Sukuna,” you whimper, pathetically wiping your tears away with the back of your hand. “I’m – can you please pick me up?”

From the other line, you can hear Sukuna shuffling for something in the background. Keys dangle and he locks the door, the sounds of his rushed footsteps so relieving to your senses. “Where are you? What’s wrong? Did someone force themselves on you?”

“No, I just…I want to go home.”

“Text me the address. I’ll be there soon.”

You text him the address and end the call. From the outside, the bass is thumping so hard it makes your head pound. You’re already feeling dizzy from crying so much, hands clutched around your chest because it hurts so much.

Stupid Megumi, fucking stupid Megumi – but aren’t you the stupider one? You’re the one who chose to keep being with him despite the warning signs. You’ve heard what everyone said about him, his reputation as a fuckboy isn’t exactly a secret, but you hoped, you sincerely hoped you could at least be good enough. But you’re not not good enough – Megumi just simply doesn’t deserve you. You deserve better and he needs to go to hell, so then why does it hurt so much the more you picture how he’s humiliated you like that?

Your dress is beyond soaked from how much you’ve cried. At this point, you just feel achingly numb. The pounding in your head is matched by the soft knocks rapping against the door, and thinking it’s Megumi or one of his lackeys, you wrap your arms around your knees.

“GO AWAY!”

“Sweetheart, it’s me. Open up, let’s get you home,” It’s Sukuna. Scrambling for the door, you push it open and jump into his arms without a second thought. Sukuna effortlestly catches you, and the dam you thought had dried up in you breaks again. He stiffens as you cry on his shoulder, fists balled around his shirt in a vice-like grip. “Who the fuck made you cry? Is it him again?” he growls, “I seriously want to knock the living daylights out of him.”

“Don’t start a ruckus, Sukuna.”

“I won’t, I promise,” he visibly softens at your state. Sukuna rubs your back soothingly and lets you cry like that, shielding your vulnerable state with his arm. He moves you to hide your face in his chest and kisses the crown of your head, so gentle and unbelievably tender. “I don’t pick on someone weaker than me. That’s bullying.”

You don’t utter another word as he leads you out of the house. He mutters under his breath on how kids are so wild these days and he really can’t imagine he was once like that. Sukuna’s car is parked on the curb, and you rush for it, eager to go home until he stops you. He wraps his jacket around your shoulders to offer you some modesty and you offer him a weak smile, allowing him to embrace you from the sides to guide you.

“Hey!” Megumi calls out, “Hey, what are you doing with her? Let her go,” his footsteps echo behind you just as you clench your eyes shit, “I said let her go!”

“Don’t punch the kid, don’t punch the kid, don’t punch the kid,” Sukuna mutters to himself like a mantra.

“Yo, steroid guy, you deaf or what? I said let my girl go—” Megumi falls on his ass. He stares up at whoever punched him, eyes wide at Sukuna’s arm raised, but his eyes are on you. “Ow! You fucking bitch, you broke my nose!”

“Shit,” Sukuna laughs beside you as you wince at the soreness of your knuckle. “That was hot.” Somehow, you find the ability to smile. You’ve always wanted to top Megumi, but seeing him below you like this, weak and clutching his broken nose while whining about it like a little bitch, it feels a lot more satisfying.

You want to scream at him, to release all the profanities that have manifested your anger throughout the years. But Megumi crawls back with something unreadable in his eyes, the edges of his lips tinted red with a smack of lipstick, probably from Alicia.

The sight has you scoffing. Maybe you don’t have anything to worry about after all – Megumi hates lipstick stains with a passion. If he ever gets with her, they won’t last long enough.

That fact is enough for you to flip your hair over your shoulder, glaring at Megumi one last time before dragging Sukuna down by the collar. His laughter ceases the moment your lips collide, your hands teasing around his neck to brush at his undercut. Sukuna moans through the kiss, the way he’s explicitly grabbing the flesh of your ass a sign he’s aware what kind of game you’re playing. You make a mental note to apologize for this later, but for now, you’ll shamelessly savor his tongue and the minty aftertaste, grabbing at his large frame that picks you up with no ease.

You leave Megumi gaping at the lawn after that, your finger middle raised right before Sukuna speeds off.

Fuck, that has never felt so good. This feeling…it bursts through you. There’s this certain satisfaction in finally having the power at your fingertips this time around, and you you’re your wicked smile through your hair, too absorbed in your own feelings that you don’t register Sukuna’s worried tone at first.

“So…do you want to talk about it?”

“No.” He doesn’t pry afterwards, just shoots you a curious look. Just moments ago, you were crying and feeling like you’re on the verge of breaking down, but this adrenaline rushing through absolutely cannot fuck around anymore. The image of Megumi realizing he’s lost you is so exhilarating, and you twist your torso to face your roommate, grinning at his handsome features. He looks so delicious like this, black button up shirt left open at the top, his veiny, muscular arms driving one hand on the steering wheel and the other gently caressing your thigh. You suck in a deep breath, licking your lips as you purr, “Hey, Sukuna.”

“Yes?”

“Pull over.”

“Wait, why? We’re so close at home.”

“Pull over, I’m done,” you insist with a glare, although the animosity isn’t directed at him. Sukuna keeps his eyes on the road before he spares you a glance, smirking at how you’re already unclasping your bra from your seat.

“Oh, I see how it is. You’re going to use me as a stress reliever.”

At his words, your arms still behind you. You glance up at him with wide, worried eyes that immediately reach out for his hands in assurance. “N-No, I didn’t mean—”

“It’s okay, sweetheart. Usually, sex is a lot crazier when the other is angry. Use me as you will – I don’t really care,” he licks his lips and suddenly slams on the brakes under an empty parking lot, already flipping something in the engine. You’re taken aback as Sukuna discards his shirt in a second, his large arms carrying your frame to the backseat with him. Sukuna spreads your legs as he helps you get rid of your dress but it’s too tight that you just give up, leaving the material bunched under your boobs instead. Sukuna’s eyes darken at the lack of material under your dress, his fierce gaze shooting up to yours as he massages your inner thighs, his breath labored.

“What position do you want?”

“Fu-fuck, I don’t know, just fuck me,” you whine, spreading your legs farther to make space for him. He’s a tall guy with long limbs that he shrinks even with his fancy car, but he doesn’t seem bothered by it. Sukuna seems a lot more focused in fucking you in that moment because he’s unhooking his belt, diving down for one more kiss that is a lot heated and rushed than the previous one for show.

“I want to get rid of his face from my mind, I fucking hate him so much,” you can’t help but bite down on Sukuna’s lip, hard enough that it draws blood. Sukuna groans into your mouth, the sound so utterly deep and sexy you drip down on his seats even more.

“You’ll still go back to him after this?”

“No…it would be stupid if I did,” you roll your eyes.

“Good girl,” Sukuna praises as his lips leave a wet trail from your jaw down to the valley of your breasts. His smile is quickly replaced with a sinister grin, one of his hands cupping your breasts at the same time his teeth dart out to playfully nip at your breasts. He really shouldn’t look so enticing under you like this, and you’re so caught by his devilishness you fail to realize he’s already rummaging through your purse. “But I think lover boy still doesn’t get the message. We’re gonna have to punch it through his dumb skull.”

He hands you your phone, Megumi’s contact right before you.

“Sukuna, what’re you doing?”

“Call him,” Sukuna moves up to fish a condom out of his wallet and slides it to his already throbbing cock, chuckling at the way your eyes widen at his girth as if you hadn’t taken him before. “Call him and let him hear how I fuck you better, sweetheart. Boys like him won’t get the message unless you tell them directly.”

His hands clutch the backseat until his knuckles turn white, aligning himself with your entrance. You’re wet enough that he slides in easily and you moan loudly at the intrusion, pretty little gasps a sign of your pleasure. Helplessly, you grip at his bicep while your legs shake from how tense you are, the tantalizing movement of his hips pulling breathless moans from you. “And what better way than to take what’s his, right? What did he call this? His pretty pussy?” Sukuna scoffs, “Fuck that, stupid little boys can’t even fuck you right, don’t you think, sweetheart?”

“Ngh, Sukuna, that f-feels good, right there!”

“Right here?” he teases with a stroke of his cock that brushes against your tight walls. Sukuna’s face contort into pleasure when your tight pussy sucks him in, falling forward just to rasp in your ear. “Call him. Then, I’ll fuck you however you want me to.”

You don’t know how you’re able to swipe on Megumi, but he picks up in the speed of light like never before. Sukuna mouths loudspeaker and you follow his commands, Megumi’s voice booming through the sex-filled air of the car. “Where the fuck did you go? The party wasn’t over yet and you’re hanging out with some beefy, tattoed guy? It’s your roommate, isn’t it?” Megumi curses at someone before continuing, the aggravation evident in his tone. “He’s such a fucking creep, I swear if he lays his hands on you again I’ll—”

“You’ll do what, kid?” Sukuna challenges, “Oh and mind you, she’s the one who asked me to fuck her. As her concerned roommate and the more mature adult, I believe it’s my duty to listen to her complaints and make her feel better, especially when she keeps whining she’s not being fucked good.”

“Sukuna!” You whine and slap his arm, but you’re smiling, the pleasure and satisfaction of slapping Megumi this harshly making you feel greater than ever.

“Are you sleeping with her?” Megumi sounds like he’s losing his shit, and you sincerely hope he does. “Gosh, Y/N, how low can you be? I thought you were my girlfriend.”

“Girlfriend? Since when?” you attempt to scream, but Sukuna’s gripped your thighs and pulls your lower body closer to his cock in time to meet his thrusts. Your body slides off the seat and you’re left screaming Sukuna’s name, the latter wearing a shit-eating grin at the way you’re creaming around him. Somehow, your attention reverts back to Megumi’s whining. “You’re a fucking dick, Megumi, I honestly hope you choke on your small dick!” you shout and end the call, slapping your hand on your face as you throw your phone away. “I hated saying that.”

“Because you still like him or…?”

“No, because he was actually a good fuck and his dick is huge,” you say through pants. Sukuna must’ve hated how you’re talking about Megumi’s dick when he’s literally rearranging your insides, and Sukuna grabs your leg, manhandling you into the position he likes. You’re immediately on your knees with your back flat to his chest, your arms locked between your bodies as Sukuna takes you from behind. Your head falls back to his shoulders where Sukuna leaves messy open-mouthed kisses to your sweaty skin. “I fucking hate him. He’s such an asshole.”

“Hmm, well don’t spend too much energy thinking about him anymore,” Sukuna snarls at your skin, releasing your hands just to rub at your swollen clit. “Just let loose and let me take care of you. I’ll fuck you so hard you won’t even remember meeting him.”

The honest side of you wants to moan, the familiar tightening of your abdomen appearing already. He’s hitting all your sensitive spots that you can barely think, only feel, but you also feel so powerful and enraged that you cup Sukuna’s cheek, narrowing your eyes at him. You hit his thrusts by pushing back against his cock that causes him to slide in deeper, the large man groaning deep within his chest.

“You sure about that?”

“Oh, hundred percent confident, baby.”

“Let’s see what you got then,” you teased him. Pretending you’re not seconds away from coming is an even bigger challenge than leaving Megumi, but for the sake of riling up Sukuna, you would do it.

“You’re challenging me?”

“If I don’t cum at least twice, then that’s going to be a damn shame.”

“Twice? That’s not even the minimum,” he shakes his head tauntingly at you, increasing his pace until the sounds of his balls smacking your ass and both your groans are filling the dead silent night. It’s so lewd and dirty that your tongue lols out from the pleasure, eyes shut tight because you’re close, so fucking close! “You’re going to lose your fucking mind,” Sukuna said as a final warning.

You didn’t think too much of it until he pulls out of you seconds before you came. The crestfallen look written all over your face makes him laugh, but Sukuna only turns your body and goes down on his knees, hitching your legs over his shoulders. Your chest falls up and down as he dives down to your sopping, abused cunt, hands threading through his hair before he rudely flicks it away. “No. Hands to yourself. You’re not allowed to touch me,” he hissed, but his roughness is softened only by a little bit when you whimper so sweetly for him. “Don’t pout, sweetheart, you’ll get your chance when we get home. For now, since you’d so rudely woke me up and left me without inviting me for dinner, I’m starving.”

Sukuna dips between your thighs, tongue poking out to take the first taste of your juices. Your reaction is instantaneous and gratifying; head thrown back, nails dug into the seats, legs quivering and falling open wider to welcome the warm, wet muscle that licks flat from your entrance up to your clit.

“Fuuckk, Sukuna, slow down, ngh—”

“He ever ate you out this way?”

“No, I don’t know, I don’t know.”

“Can you take it, sweetheart? Should I stop?” You know he’s teasing you, the sniggers muffled from your pussy lips are still heard but you can’t fight back, not when your legs turn to jelly at his ministrations.

“Keep going, fuck, please, I will slap you if you don’t make me cum tonight,” you threaten, and Sukuna smartly responds by sucking your clit into his mouth. He rolls it between his teeth, careful enough not to hurt you while plunging two fingers deep inside you, curling it into a come-hither motion that stretches you pleasurably. “Too, oh, shit!”

“You can’t even talk properly,” he chuckles, and the vibrations that come afterwards shatter your entire world. “And this is just my tongue. Feels too good?”

“Yes, yes, too good!” you cry out, “Sukuna, em coming!”

Your orgasm has no build-up whatsoever. You lay there panting with a silent scream as your nails scratch against his seats, toes curled as it comes down into you in one, hard slap. Sukuna hums as he licks up the arousal trailing down your pussy to not make even more of a mess. “Already? I haven’t even started yet,” he sighs sarcastically, “Don’t think I’m done with you. I did say you’d lose your mind, right?”

Sukuna has now joined you on the seats, flipping you to the side where he hooks one leg under his arm, your other leg extended to your side that remains flushed at the seats, his thighs squishing yours. It’s utterly challenging to move in this position and you’re completely at his mercy, the sight of his tall, dominating figure above you forcing you back into a submissive space. He doesn’t give you much time to recover before his cock is pushing past your pussy once more, bottoming out in one, swift thrust.

“’Kuna, too sensitive, mhhm—”

“You’ll take it,” he breathes out while peppering kisses at your ankle, “Come on, you’re a good girl, yeah? Give me one more.”

“Su-kuna, it’s too much!”

“Just one more.” Sukuna elicits moans from you the harder he thrusts, leaning forward until you’re crying out from the stretch of all the muscles in your body. He’s being nice today by letting you cum more than twice in the exchange of holding back his, because he’s absolutely throbbing inside you. He picks up a rougher pace from where he left off, saying your name through gritted teeth as you tighten around him. You’re squealing and whimpering from behind your fists, overly sensitive still from your previous orgasm.

His hips roll in such a mind-numbing manner before Sukuna rams into you utterly deep, your bodies flushed so close you can feel the heat pulsing from his skin. Sukuna tenses above you before he brings you to your orgasm, with him following not long afterwards.

Sukuna pulls out with a groan and ties his condom in a knot, discarding it above his clothes. Upon hearing your soft sighs, he immediately rushes your side and pats your cheek to wake you up. “Hey, look at me,” he commands, though his voice is gentle and soft. “You good?”

“Yeah,” you breathe out through fluttering lashes, “Yeah, I’m just tired,” extending your arms to him, you wrap your legs around his waist to bring him close. “Come here. Want cuddles.”

Sukuna gives in to your request for a few minutes and stays wrapped up with you. It’s perfect to be in this state, to be held so close and not just touched, the intimacy of it all bringing about unfamiliar warmth that only ever makes itself present when he’s here. “As much as I want to stay like this, we’re sweaty and sticky,” Sukuna murmurs through your hair, his hands roaming all over your skin. There’s no other sexual meaning behind it even as his rough palms graze past your mound. His touches are more like him exploring your body out of curiosity, out of the desire to just have you this close. You’re unsure what to feel about it and your mind is uncannily clear after an orgasm, but Sukuna’s already sitting up with you above him before you could ponder about it any longer. “Let me take you home first, then we’ll cuddle. What do you think?”

“Oh fuck,” you cut him off upon seeing the flashing of your screen. “It’s Megumi. Fifteen missed calls.”

“Lover boy is crazy,” Sukuna snickered behind you.

“Good thing I’m crazier,” you shut your phone off and throw it to the passenger’s seat, beaming up at Sukuna and giving him the puppy eyes from behind your shoulder. “Can we get milkshakes on the way?”

“I think you got enough milk.”

“Sukuna!”

“I’m kidding, I’m kidding!” he raises his hands in surrender. You pout until you feel something hard and wet poking your bottoms, and Sukuna smirks, gesturing to his erection that you haven’t noticed. “You do know that I’m still hard, right? I’ll fuck you again when we get home.”

“You could’ve just let me suck you off.”

“Nah,” he refuses, “I want to feel you come around me,” Sukuna cockily winks at you, and your mouth falls open, gasping in disbelief at how vulgar he could be. He steals a quick kiss then as he tugs his pants up, the sight of him rolling his sleeves back up to his elbows thoroughly…compelling that you’re left salivating at the ripples of his muscles. “I’ll just wait ‘til we get home. Right now, I need to treat someone like a princess and get her some food.”

“You should stop saying that,” you blurt out defensively, “Sweet lies won’t get you anywhere.”

“I wasn’t lying about anything. I meant every word I said.”

The tension thickens in an instant. Sukuna looks at you warily – or perhaps worriedly? – before he situates himself back in the driver’s seat, starting the car right after you’ve fixed your appearance. Considering it’s already late, he’s struggling to find any restaurant or diners open to appease your cravings, though he doesn’t complain about it.

You fiddle with your hands on your lap, unable to find a proper explanation to his behavior. “Sukuna…” you start off nervously, refusing to look him in the eye. “Do you uhm…do you like me?”

“What kind of question is that, sweetheart?”

“I meant…maybe you just like me for my body, you know?”

“Oh, don’t worry about me, sweetheart,” he tilts his head towards you, “I’m too old for drama and playing with people’s feelings. Like I said, the cards are all in your hands now. If you want us to just have casual sex, I don’t mind, but if you also want to be, uhm…” Sukuna awkwardly rubs at the back of his head with a clear of his throat, the tables turned because now he’s the one who can’t meet your gaze. “…something more, then I won’t refuse that either. I’m up to whatever you want to do.”

“And if I said that…maybe I’m considering getting to know you better?”

“Then maybe I would happily say yes.”

You smile at how easily he lightens up the mood, feeling a smile already playing on your lips as you giggle. “Just a maybe?”

“Just shut up and kiss me,” he groans, averting his eyes from the road (it’s empty anyway) to get a quick peck. You whack his arm and his laugh only grows louder; he knows you’re not really angry, because he kisses really good and you like it a lot more than you’ll admit.

“I’ll be a hundred times of a better boyfriend than what you’d expect.”

“You’re really confident, huh?”

“Oh, I’m confident I can treat you well,” he nods proudly, head tipping back to the backseat. “I did just let you ruin my leather exterior and let you walk away while I have a raging boner. Do you have any idea how much self restraint a man has to have to let that happen?”

“Probably an immaculate one. Megumi would never let me go unless he’s came.”

“Yeah, well, fuck that guy,” Sukuna doesn’t even bother to try and hide his hatred for your former crush, and you’re smiling like a lovesick fool on the seat. “You’re with me now. So, since I want to spoil you, how many milkshakes do you want?”

Back then, you were always too addicted to lies that seemed so sweet that you couldn’t be able to stop. But now that you’ve met Sukuna, perhaps the blissful truth is a lot sweeter, and it’s a much healthier addiction you’ll take any day.

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actuallysaiyan · 4 years

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Sasuke Uchiha Spicy/N-S-F-W alphabet!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sasuke isn’t very into aftercare like some other people might be. He’ll probably just get himself cleaned up, and he’ll give you a washcloth or something like that. Afterwards, he just goes back to doing what he normally does. He might give you a sweet, little kiss and if you want to shower with him, he won’t say no. Don’t expect too much from Sasuke after sex.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Sasuke would probably say his eyes are his favorite body part. It’s kind of an obvious answer, but that doesn’t bother him one bit. His eyes have an amazing prowess and he’s not going to let anyone tell him otherwise.

On his partner, he hates to admit it, but it’s always going to be their smile. It’s warm, sunny and makes him feel wanted and loved. It’s his one weakness in a partner, and it has to do with the fact that people who love and care about him always smiled at him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

All Uchihas have a breeding kink, and that’s the hill I will die on. Sasuke definitely wants to pump you full of his cum, and he’ll definitely hope you’ll get pregnant so that he can continue his clan. He needs you to help carry on the Uchiha name, and he’s not afraid of fucking you for hours and pumping you full of cum.

As for you, he’s going to enjoy overstimulating you. Just the thought of you whimpering and whining as he fucks you over and over, making you cum for the umpteenth time...it’s just something that absolutely drives him insane.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would absolutely never admit it, but he’s interested in maybe having a threesome with you and Naruto. The idea of the two of them dominating you is something he fantasizes about more than he’d like to say so. It’s not like it’s something he’s going to beg you or Naruto to do, but if the situation were to arise...well, let’s just say he wouldn’t say no.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Sasuke isn’t experienced, but he is quite the prodigy with almost everything else. He’s very naturally talented at so many things and he enjoys practicing and training until he gets insanely good at something. So, he’s definitely going to know what’s going on before he even gets to try it. He’s just that good.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

This is a toss up between cowgirl or the mating press. The man wants to fuck many babies into you, but he also enjoys watching you ride him like crazy. Just seeing you bounce up and down on his cock, he’s going to be watching you with intent.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Sasuke is hardly ever goofy or humorous, but he might make a dirty joke. It comes out very sarcastically, but it’s very sexy when it’s coming from him. He’s very serious about sex and life. You won’t see him joking around much, but he may crack a smile from time to time while having sex.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Sasuke is clean-shaven down there. He doesn’t like the way it feels when he has sex, and he also doesn’t have a whole lot of body hair. The body hair he does have is very dark, and so the carpet definitely matches the drapes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Sasuke is very serious during the moment, and sometimes he can be very sweet and caring. Most of the time, he treats you a little bit like a sex slave that’s basically an incubator for his children...which is something you both agreed to when you got into the relationship. He will show you he cares often, but it’s not always what you need to hear or what you need to see. Sasuke has a hard time being romantic, but he does try as best as he can.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

This isn’t something he does that often, but if you aren’t around and the mood strikes him, he’ll find a nice quiet place to do this. It’s just not his favorite thing to do, as he’d rather be doing the act itself.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

What kinks does he not have? ^^’ He loves creampies, breeding kink, tying you up, BDSM...the list goes on and on. He very much enjoys dominating you and showing you a very good time. One of his all-time favorite kinks is overstimulation, in which you are just a moaning and whimpering mess beneath him and you’ve drenched him in your own cum.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Sasuke prefers doing it on the bed, but he’s not against doing it in other places. He enjoys taking you on almost any surface that he can, and he’s not opposed to having semi-public sex. It makes him so aroused to have the risk of almost getting caught by passersby. It’s something that really fuels him on.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

As stated above, Sasuke likes being fueled on by being almost caught by someone. He also will get so turned on if you whisper in his ear...but something that really gets him going is if you show him lots of affection. He likes to pretend he hates it, but in reality, nothing turns him on more than you showing him how much you truly love him. It makes his heart race!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sasuke is pretty much into almost anything, but he does like to have your consent before trying anything new. He doesn’t seem the type to want that, but he is that kind of guy. If it doesn’t fly with you, it’s not going to happen. He loves you and cherishes you, so he needs to make sure you’re enjoying yourself as well.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Ohhhh Sasuke absolutely adores oral. He actually loves giving it, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like receiving it. If you get on your knees in front of him and start sucking him off, he’s going to basically crumble in your hands and turn into putty. If you look up at him with your doe eyes as you deep throat him, he might actually cum right then and there.

As for giving, he enjoys licking and sucking you until you cum all over his face and chest. He’ll keep stimulating you until you’re basically fighting him off of you. It’s just something that he enjoys, and if you whine and whimper, it adds to the whole act of course.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Sasuke loves being rough but also teasingly slow. He loves switching it up on you, and he doesn’t hesititate to switch up the pace during sex. Seeing you gasp in surprise or moan in confusion if he tries to change the pace on you. It’s always surprising, but you absolutely adore it. It’s something you admire about Sasuke, and it never gets old.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sasuke enjoys quickies and if it’s all he has time for, he won’t say no to them at all. It’s actually one of his preferred methods of having sex. Having you bent over a desk, a sink or even in some crummy bar bathroom, he’s going to take you to pound town ;) He loves how aroused you get quickly for him, and it spurs him on.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Sasuke gets motivated to fuck by the idea of taking risks with sex. Whether it be getting caught or getting you pregnant, it drives him crazy. He will be consumed by lust if you let him take risks during sex. He loves to finger you while other people are around or even using a pair of vibrating panties on you while you’re in public.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Sasuke can go for quite a few rounds and his refractory period is AMAZING. This man can fuck for hours and make you cum so much, and he’s barely broken a sweat. This is how he enjoys fucking you anyways.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Sasuke has tons of toys, for the both of you. He likes to get off by having a vibrator strapped to his cock, while he presses a vibrator to your clit. He’s not opposed to toys and it’s actually one of his favorite ways to get off.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Sasuke adores to tease you. If you whine and whimper, he will call you a brat and pull away from you. Sometimes, he likes to tie you up and tease you for hours. Hearing you beg for him to do something is like music to his ears. It doesn’t get old and he’s not going to stop doing it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Sasuke loves it if you’re loud, but he’s not overly loud himself. He will make little noises to let you know he’s enjoying himself, and he’ll curse and swear if it feels really good, but he’s not super loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Sasuke likes to be babied if he’s not feeling well. He’ll come seek you out and ask you to play with his hair and make his favorite food. He may seem like a completely independent person, but he does need love and affection most of the time. He’s just not going to show it always.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Sasuke has a big dick. All Uchiha men have big dicks. It’s curved a little and the girth is amazing, but the length is where it’s at. He’s a good 8.5 inches ;)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Sasuke has a high sex drive, but it doesn’t distract him from his everyday life unless he absolutely lets it. It’s something he enjoys doing with you a lot, but he’s not going to drop his passions to have sex whenever he can. He likes to plan out his sex with you, or be spontaneous when you least expect it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He likes to watch you sleep after sex. It soothes him to watch you cling to him, telling him you love him and then you drift off to sleep. It’s one of the only times he gets true peace in his heart...so it takes a little while for him to fall asleep.

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chronic-claire-universe · 3 years

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Hi Claire, thank you for interacting with me on tumblr! (I'm newly active as a writer so I don't have many mutuals so far^^)

Could I request a match-up (sfw and nsfw is fine for me)?

I'm 8w9 INTP sp/sx Leo , my height is 153cm and I have a petite body ( but big 🍈🍈 >> putting this if you want to write nsfw ) i'm more to the cute-hot vibes than beautiful-modest lady vibes. My hair is wavy and have ash brown color with purple highlight.

My social skills? Fine I think. I weirdly get along with a lot of people (everyone kinda knows me) but I never talk to them first. Even though I have a lot of friends, I only have one close friend ( tragic right:") )

My personality is rude—blunt in the rude way(?), I do whatever I want to because I seek freedom of expression, LOVE debating about certain issues, and surprisingly I'm quite a wise person. But, I have no jam. Right, I couldn't make any jokes since I usually use the wrong tone in my voice :( I prefer to keep my joke inside my imagination or write it down somewhere. I always try to dominate my man, but I want my man to dominate me too ( do you get what I mean here? 😭 ) I love to be alone too. I HATE loud voices, reptiles, and crowds. I'm not the type of person who easily shows my love to anyone. I think because I have a really high pride *sigh

I'm working as a graphic designer. Which somehow makes me currently don't have any interest. But I love listening to music (pop-rock and r&b)

I'd like BSD and Tokyo revengers match up, please🥺 if you don't mind??

Thank you, Claire! I wish your both of your pillow side cold tonight 💕 (I'm sorry if this is too long to read*cry)

My dust bunny, I'm finally here for you! I looked forward to write for you since I received your request cause you're definitely super cool! So forgive me being late and welcome to my parlour loyal customers' circle, love you!!!

Warnings: Smut, Public Sex, Oral (giving, receiving), Femdom

Bungou Stray Dogs: Chuuya Nakahara

I promise that I didn't choose Chuuya for your height, but he loves that your lower than him, he feels like he can protect you, even if you don't need it.

Talking about physical attraction, I somehow image you with fashion and cool outfits and always with make up on, Chuuya goes nut when he sees you like this.

You're his stress reliever, it's difficult for him to get angry with you cause he loves you a lot and just a hug or laying in your boobs while caressing his hair, calms him down.

Dates with Chuuya consist in shopping and dinner outside, the few times, he's free. Despite this he prefers indoor dates where you talk about all and nothing.

He's touch starved, so expect him to cling to you as soon as he changes into home clothes.

Being clingy with him means that you finish in a make out session, wheter it being in the kitchen, on the couch or bed isn't important.

Chuuya is obsessed with oral, he likes to lick you and overstimulate but also receive: "Babe I need you" deep down you know he doesn't need, he wants you, especially your pretty mouth around his cock.

I consider him a service dom with some kinks: face fucking is a must, he can't help himself he loves seeing your teears while the tip hits your throat.

Sex with him with him is definitely needy and aggressive, you're his stress reliever, and pouding hard all the right points to make you scream definitely relax him, especially when he cum all over you.

Outside the bed is a total gentleman with you, he loves surprising you with flowers and a card where he says "Can't wait to see you tonight".

When he does things like that you definitely sends him a photo of your boobs and sexting becomes normal, "mmm I can wait to see those tits fuck my cock" he says while in his office smirking.

Sometimes if he can't resist the urge, he comes to your work with lunch, but this ends up always with him fucking you in the toilet.

In conclusion beside being so damn sexy together, you're also really romantic sensual, and we love this!!!

Tokyo Revengers: Manjiro Sano

Mmm well and here I come back with short guys with your same zodiac sign! But it's not this the reason why I match you with Mikey, I like you with bossy guys with cool vibes.

Your relationship with Mikey it's a quite a rollercoaster, he's the one that always calls you for doing crazy thing and you enjoy it.

Speaking seriously you're definitely the fresh air breeze in his life that helps him forget all of the anxieties or dark impulvisity.

The dark urges shows up a lot during sex.

Mikey is definitely a switch in my opinion, he loves when you dom him, from jerking him off and stop when he's going to cum to edging him and riding him during lazy mornings. He loves everything you do to tease him when he's in a good mood.

It happens a lot that when you decide to punish him and edge him, he cums without touching his cock, he just needs your voice and commands to bust the nut and cum all over the bed and stomach.

When the dark impulsivity shows up he's definitely the kind to just look at you dead in the eyes and order "Get naked", obliging to him you do it and when he gestures you to put yourself on his lap, he starts finger fucking you aggresively and makes you scream you in tears and pleasure.

When he's going to fuck you, he just puts you in missionary and he starts to move without giving you a warn, nore giving you the time to accomodate his size.

Hard thrusts and black eyes stare at you like you're his prey, if he says to you watch him and you don't do it cause you're dumb as fucked, expect him to turn aggressively your head and block you while he continues to fuck you and he cums groaning in pleasure.

Mikey is someone so difficult to handle to his sudden change, sometimes it seems to take care of a kid, but you love him and watching him smile definitely rewards you for everything.

I finished baby!!! Hope you love this 😊😊😊

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arminbitchlover · 4 years

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yuji itadori nsfw alphabet

content warnings: creampie, dubcon, sensory deprivation kink, overstimulation, blindfold kink, mentions of intoxication and drug use, dacryphilia, & praise

itadori is aged up

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

there's two types of aftercares with itadori. if he had just finished fucking pounding into you, he would carry you to the bath so your body could still rest while he cleans you up. but if it were a slow and sensual type sex, he would rather shower because he loves to makeout after sex and run his body through your curves as water drips down.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

for his own body part, he ADORES his jawline, like he genuinely thinks that's his best feature. so much so, that when you guys take pictures together he would do the classic kiss on the cheek so his jawline is extremely apparent.

for his partner, he loves your ass and thighs. when it comes to your ass, he thinks it's just so fun to slap it, squeeze it, or leave his hand there no matter where or what he's doing. like you could be at the gas station getting a drink and he would come up from behind and lightly squeeze it, not giving a fuck if someone saw. for your thighs, he just thinks it's so hot to have his face in between them and since your skin is so soft he enjoys to rub them whenever he's feeling a little stress or sad.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he loves to cum inside you cause it's a reminder to him that no one else gets to do this but him. if you weren't comfortable with that though he equally loves to cum on your stomach because he gets to see the way your face lights up when you're covered with his cum.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he's a fucking whore for your moans and always imagines them when he's jacking off, but one day he realized that his memory wasn't enough and needed some type of recording. so when you were masturbating in another room, he moved his phone as close to the door as possible to get your whines, whimpers, and moans and recorded them for later use. he would ask you if he could just record your moans while having sex but he thinks they wouldn't be as authentic and raw if you didn't know.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he's experienced when it comes to the basic stuff like making out and fingering, but actual sex, no. both of you would experiment and learn together.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

tabletop

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he could be goofy if something dumb were to happen but overall he's pretty serious because sex is something that is sacred to him and only reserved for you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he's well groomed, he trims even though it's a bit on the longer side and the color is a dark brown almost black.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

everytime you have sex with itadori, he makes it as special and romantic as if it were your first time. he doesn't see it as some physical action when it comes to you so he makes everything as intimate as possible.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

as said before, your moans can make him nut within a second. just the way his name falls out of your lips is so hot to him. and whenever he cums just to the thought of that, it's a shit ton.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

SENSORY DEPRIVATION ‼️ like he will tease the fuck out of you just so he could hear you beg him to touch you and make you feel good.

he loves to blindfold you. he thinks it's so cute when you gasp at anything he does to you since you don't know what he's going to do to you next.

overstimulation but it goes vice versa. he loves fucking you to the point where the pleasure is too much that tears start dripping down your cheek. he just loves knowing that he causes too much pleasure for you to handle. he also loves it when you overstimulate him, because he thinks it's super fucking hot when you're dominating and taking control.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

he prefers the bed because that's where he can do the most without having to worry about being caught or not having enough room and etc.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

when you're unintentionally doing hot shit in front of him. like if you're bending down to get something from a cabinet or sucking on a lollipop, he just gets hard so fast and needs you to help him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he hates having sex if either or both of you are intoxicated or high. he just never knows if you're ever giving fully consent to what you want to do with him at that moment so he wouldn't even try.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he 100% prefers giving because the noises you make are worth every second of it. he wasn't extremely skilled when you first got together, but he's a quick learner so it didn't bother you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he loves doing both, he truly doesn't have a preference. when it comes to getting hard and rough, he loves hearing you scream out his name while he pounds into you and thinks it's fucking hot when he starts seeing sweat droplets start to form on your body. when it comes to getting slow and sensual, this is really where he takes his time with you and make you feel as special as possible. he'll whisper compliments, tell you you're perfect and etc.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he's not a fan of quickies because in his opinion they're more for people who just want to be physical and nothing more. unless you were like begging to be fucked and he was feeling spontaneous, he would give in to make you feel good, but overall, doesn't like them.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he's really open-minded when you want to experiment different things; whether it be choking or toys, because he can get bored doing the same shit over and over again. he wouldn't be a fan of taking risks, especially if there was a chance one of his clasmates could catch him, he just couldn't deal with the never ending embarrassment and teasing that would come from it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

his stamina is pretty good, wayyy more higher than yours, but nothing that's mindblowing. there are times though where he just cannot fucking last at least 5 strokes because you're just too sexy.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

with all the experimenting you guys do, he does have a small collection of toys to use on you. vibrators are a classic but they're his favorite because of the effect it has on you. if you're ever doing some type of role play, he LOVES to use it on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

the self restraint he has is UNREAL, like you could be dressed in his favorite lingerie, but still would not give in to making you feel good right away because your begs are music to his ears.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he can get fucking loud in bed, especially if you're the one taking control. his groans turn you on so fucking much that you'll just pick up the pace as he moans out your name and tightly grips your waist. he also loves dirty talk during foreplay, whispering in your ears about how gorgeous you look or how wet your cunt is when he hasn't even touched you yet.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

a switch but leans towards a hard fucking dom.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he's somewhat thick so everytime he does push himself into you, you always feel him stretching you out & his dick certainly is long enough to hit your cervix every time.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

it is fucking HIGH, like this man thinks about you all the fucking time. he could be exorcising a special grade curse and an image of you naked would just pop up and then he wouldn't be able to get it out of his head till he saw you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he gets tired pretty quickly, but he waits for as long as he needs to for you to fall asleep to make sure you're okay and comfortable.

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uwumessenger · 4 years

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random headcanons i have for each om! character teehee

hi it's been a while since ive posted some hcs bc uni has been kicking my a$$! luckily i only have a few papers to tidy up and im done. here r some hcs for each obey me character that ive accumulated over the past few months wink wonk

most are random but some constants you'll find are what i think they smell like, languages they can speak (other than their native (demon/angel) and eng/jp), and music tastes !

lucifer

i have a strong feeling that he showers twice a day: in the morning after waking up and at night before going to bed

his cologne is probably the type that will last in an elevator for like a week after he uses it once. i dont think this mf ever smells like anything other than his cologne

has a secret folder on his phone of semi-nudes and other scandalous pics from when he felt sexy at the time omg

aside from demon language/eng/jp he can speak french and knows latin

listens to classical stuff yea but he also listens to diavolos mixtapes (re: diavolo's section)

not a fan of sweets but will eat sweet things when craving

really bland sense of humor...borderline cringey 😭✋🏻

mammon

has gone to google images and searched for "inspirational quotes tumblr" "gold aesthetic tumblr" & "relatable crush post tumblr" then reposts it onto his socials or just taps thru them and giggles bc he relates

his cologne doesnt last as long as lucifers and probably smells common. he has to reapply a lot but it's a people pleasing smell. it's cheaper hence the constant reapplying

he probably does have an expensive bottle but is the type to totally overspray...eek

he is canonically a car guy 🥲 and probably tells the one in his room good morning & good night + kisses the hood every once in a while. has tons of car magazines

he doesnt really speak other languages but has attempted to learn spanish before

listens to whatever is on the radio. doesnt rly stan anyone but he eventually will listen to mc's playlist and mc's playlist ONLY

levi

lurks on mc's socials ALL THE TIMEEEE like he will rewatch ur stories and scroll thru ur feed and overanalyze ur tweets/rts or blog posts. if ur mc isnt the type to use sns much he still googles ur name all the damn time just to find any sites u might be on fjdjdjdjskks

probably streams on whatever youtube or twitch devildom site equivalent there is, but only has like 40 or so followers. which he is okay with!

until he sees someone else who gets more attention than him. then the envy starts kicking in bad. especially if they suck 🧍🏻‍♀️

classic gamer boy smell. you know, sweat, tears, must, and (sometimes) axe deodorant. lucifer has to do a scent check before he goes out to any event & lets him use his cologne. how sweet!

kpop stan!! more girl groups than anything and his ults are probably GIRLS GENERATION, wonder girls, twice, loona, & red velvet

cried when ioi disbanded and refused to leave his room. the only thing u could hear was downpour on loop at full blast

can also speak korean & communicate in echolocation like dolphins 😏

satan

listens to country music you cant change my mind

smells like whatever environment he is in. he doesnt really have a designated smell just throws some deodorant on and goes about his day.

he's sooooo bad at driving...gets road rage way too often so his license has been REVOKED

but hes totally a backseat driver. needs to be sedated on long trips

do not let him watch finding nemo when luke asks to watch it. it's not worth it. he will cause mass destruction.

if he was a human or lived long term in the human world he totally has the ability to be a doctor

is studying as many languages as possible, but he mostly knows latin & french & german etc etc. wants to learn all the dead languages out of curiousity

asmo

dont think this mf has ever held down a relationship. ever

he doesnt compromise much & is not willing to change his lifestyle to fit an s/o into it. you keep up with how he lives or it just isnt meant to be (but dont worry! he'll eventually learn...maybe,,,,)

has the hardest time out of everyone when it comes to breaking bad habits

his smell varies bc he uses a variety of perfumes (whatever is the most popular at the time) but he probably sticks to floral and fresh scents. he never uses generic people pleaser scents like mammon

listens to electropop, mainstream pop, & some alternative rock

as for languages he too knows french, spanish, italian, etc. in general, if it's a romance language he knows it!

opposite of lucifer in the sense where he loves sweets and will refrain from eating too many bitter things

i think we all know that asmo is the biggest rockstar of the group! he's probably been in a boy band at least once, but now he makes his own music

has tried to teach mammon how to sing once. ended up in a broken piano and bleeding ears...

beel

i feel like he is SO SHY

like unless ur close to him he will not start conversations or anything

i think he listens to r&b a lot ! and jazz 😎 maybe rock as well

smells like ur typical athlete with undertones of wet wipes. he carries them around bc he likes to clean his hands before he eats & is prepared for when theres no sink nearby

he can drive and he drives really well. no rough turns, parallel parks perfectly, and never has problems with merging

driving with beel is probably really soothing. left hand is steering the other is gripping ur thigh 😫

dont think hes really fluent in any other language but hes probably semi fluent in korean because levi wanted beel to help him out

definitely know how to order food in practically every language tho HAHAHA

belphie

he reminds me of randall from monsters inc

smells kinda musty IM SORRY but not the way levi does hes more like the kind of musty u feel or smell when it's a shitty morning

but that's only because hes so lazy, when he cleans up hes like satan

has definitely murdered multiple people before. mc is not the first 😐✋🏻

with that being said belphie has been put into prison at least twice when visiting the human world, the mf had such a strong hatred for humans theres no way he never got into trouble before

lucifer probably broke him out and they used the pen thingies from men in black to erase everyones memory of that 🙄

dont think he listens to anything other than music that'll put him to sleep. really likes lazy song by bruno mars but thinks that bruno mars put too much effort into the song. should have been one acapella verse and then finish

similar to beel hes only semi fluent in one language, probably french bc of lucifer. doesnt remember much but knows a couple of lullabies and bedtime stories

the sandman used to be his bff until they drifted. they do, however, like and comment on each other's sns posts.

diavolo

once he found out who nicki minaj was he became her #1 stan

def an ariana grande stan too 😌

choreographs dances when hes stressed...idk just seems like a diavolo thing to do

also makes rly bad soundcloud rap music sometimes. turns to poetry when hes feeling emo but only lucifer knows this. barbatos is suspicious of him but doesnt have enough evidence to confirm.

his dad is like hudson abadeer from adventure time aka marceline's dad? something must have influenced him to want to unite the 3 realms + he would need the approval to do so, so his dad must be more chill than all the others before him 🧍🏻‍♀️ IDK ok anyway

currently going through his hamilton phase bc of mc. whether mc's intent was to get him hooked onto it or just to explain it bc of something he saw online, he tells everyone that he found out abt it bc of mc!

this man cannot drive his skills are only second to jumin han

not too fond of many languages but knows the widely spoken ones like spanish, mandarin, etc. if it's taught in high school he knows it

smells like a las vegas casino. not sure why but i feel like he does. but there's also an interesting & nice smell to him if he embraces you. it's a smell you cant quite identify. but it smells nostalgic, it's mysterious, and it's tempting.

barbatos

very calm demeanor but underneath hes WILD hes probably done everything at least once oof

he just has a lot of control and stability over himself (must be nice!)

on a more angsty note i feel like he might have had his heartbroken sO BAD IDK he is hurting and maybe that's why hes so willing to obey diavolo and not abuse his time lord power thingies bc he learned his lesson the hard way

mans is so smart he knows every language you could switch languages mid conversation with him and he wouldnt be thrown off. he'd probably start speaking it too.

BUT HE SPEAKS VIET P E R F E C T L Y

listens to the same stuff as lucifer but also likes eminem. likes the movie 8 mile but criticized it heavily

have you ever been to a chinese herb shop? naturally, he smells like that. his room probably smells like it too. he doesnt really have a significant smell like some of the others

when he bakes he smells like whatever hes baking tho

one of the few out of everyone listed to have been able to travel to literally everywhere

solomon

was probably on kitchen nightmares once, but only to get feedback from chef gordon ramsay. then he used his magic to prevent the episode from airing...

was in an orchestra, one of the best times of his life. played the violin. asmo watched him in the audience once, but didnt approach him until well after that performance.

he CANNOT sing. he can, however, rap.

doesnt listen to music. he listens to podcasts! but every now and then he turns on background music, but prefers it to be instrumental stuff

never wears sunglasses. also does not have a driver's license. cannot drive a regular car. could maybe fly an airplane.

due to his immortality he has learned almost every language to exist, but finds himself speaking mandarin the most. knows most dialects too

similar smell to barbatos but u can also smell some sunscreen on him too. like, generic beach day suncreen

he has a lot of pact marks, so he once had the idea to match foundation to his skin. it took him two weeks but he eventually perfected a combination. yes he will help u find ur perfect shade if u ask him to

simeon

another country music man. has also made a tiktok or two to that one song that goes "he cant even bait a hook." they are private tho

angel country music exists and simeon invented it

if he visits the human world and wears more causal clothing he probably tucks his shirt into his pants

wears a speedo at the beach i tell u, speedo at the beach

he can speak german...i can feel it

uses his pointer finger to type and holds the phone like 2 inches away from his face so sometimes his nose will push a key hence all his typos

has no signature smell. he simply smells like your favorite scent all the time. if multiple people are around him at once, everyone smells a different smell. it's pretty rad

"what does he smell like to himself?" u may be asking. hmm...a church? 💀

luke

his first pet was a goldfish and a few months before the exchange program happened, he was given a koi pond!

secretly likes hanging out with levi sometimes just to play with henry. makes him miss his pet fish back home

so his favorite movie is probably finding nemo and he threw a fit when nemo touched the butt

luke is probably learning german bc of simeon, though he'd like to learn more of the dead languages just for fun

i dont think he listens to music often or has any preferences, he just listens to whatever is playing on the radio

but he finds himself listening to the music mc listens to

smells like freshly baked goods all the time. or fresh laundry. but like, not combined. just depends on the day

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urlocalbunny · 4 years

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Hello! I just wanna say that I love your content and it's so good, im addicted to it!

I have a request for the LI's: How would they react if they see Eloise listening/dancing to modern music, but extremely explicit music? Yesterday i was thinking "how would Vlad react to WAP?" and it's in my mind all the time now.

Hope youre doing great! Sorry if my english is confusing, not my mother language at all :(

Aaron:

He doesn't mind at all. C'mon, that's the "I've seen boobs before" guy. He doesn't care about what Eloise listens to and the lyrics barely hit him.

Now if Eloise dances to it he might look with interest and watch the show, but he doesn't mind much either. He just waits for the opportunity to strike again so he can watch intently.

If Eloise sees him or stares back, he will crack a little cute smile and say "I didn't know you could bend like this..." to which Eloise will blush, but he didn't understand why at all.

Raphael:

The "The language is a bit strong, but it has a nice tune!" Chloe Lmao vine. He will blush when he hears the sounds blasting through the speakers.

When he hears Eloise's feet moving against the floor, he will cover his face and sigh in sheer embarrassment. That's a little more than what he's used to, but he will try to distract himself or go to the window to catch a breeze.

He will turn to her and giggle after, asking her if this is the kinds of things she listens to, not like Vlad would, but kind of laughing now that the shame is gone. "I have a book that has the same types of dialogue, but in a more discreet language. Shall we read it?"

Beliath:

As soon as he hears Cardi's "I said certified freak-" he's stopping what he's doing to twerk with Eloise or do that silly tiktok boy grinding for the irony. He sings the lyrics and dances while he dries the dishes.

He goes through Eloise's playlists and chooses the next songs he wants to listen to, but then there's Eloise's dancing skills that he loves to watch so he leaves the device aside.

He might make her flustered with how much her watching her dancing around. But he can't help it, she knows how to move her body and it entrances him to the point where the music's over and he barely realizes until Eloise sits down to rest.

Vladimir:

What is she doing? What is this music? Why is it blasting? What is a "Big Ole Freak"? By the way Beliath is cackling from his room, it must not be something appropriate.

When he walks up the stairs to her room, he feels like the pieces are coming together as he listens to the lyrics. He is scandalized. While he can't stop her from listening to whatever she wants, the music is really loud, and with that in mind he opens the door to ask her to lower the volume a little.

"Eloise, just what in the world is- oh, god." Eloise is doing a split before his eyes. He slams the door back shut before anyone else sees it, but he's now trapped with Eloise, who's dancing in weird ways.

He won't lie and say it isn't nice, but that's beyond what he's used to, so he grabs Eloise and sits her down so he can think of anything. His nose really hurts though. "Vlad! What is happening to your nose? You're having a nosebleed!"

Well...

Ethan:

He will definitely smirk and watch as Eloise dances in the club. He's got a drink in hand while she does her thing, the way her hips sway to some slow R&B beat makes him swallow more in one gulp than he usually does.

He feels incredibly thirsty and the lyrics don't help with his daydreaming. He swallow again, raising his hand to Beliath, who pours another shot without paying any attention to what he's staring at.

He didn't know being such an asshole and denying her wishes to come to parties for so long would've been so regretful, but he will invite her many other times. One little step at a time, he plans to dance with her too, but he denies it in his head.

Ivan:

He doesn't mind, but he wanted to listen to some rock :c and Eloise's twerk playlist doesn't sound like rock :c. He's going to watch her dance and laugh his ass off though.

Don't get him wrong, Eloise dances well, but her little pink dress and the cute tiara in her hair makes it look funny because she's so cute, a sexy concept looks odd for her.

He puts some songs he knows on her playlist to complete it from time to time, but he doesn't feel anything special while she dances. He know more than that >:).

#moonlight lovers #moonlight lovers headcanons #nsfwbunny #bunny's writing #moonlight lovers fanfiction #ml aaron #ml ethan #ml beliath #ml raphael #ml vladimir #ml ivan

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pinejayy · 4 years

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Shang Tsung NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- Aftercare for Shang is really important, he doesn't trust most people so having something as a relationship with you is very lucky. So after sex he will make sure you're alright and if he didn't harm you. He will make you tea, run you a bath, but his favorite thing to do is hold you close against his naked body and tell you how beautiful and wonderful you are. For a big bad Sorcerer he's actually a huge sweetheart.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- He's favorite body part of yours are your hands. Why? Well because you can tug his long hair as your making love, he loves it when you drag your nails on his back as he's taking you in. But most importantly he loves holding your hand during sex, it just makes it feel special.

- Your favorite body part is probably his biceps, but because look at them. They are beautiful to look at. And you also love gripping onto them during your sexy time with your boyfriend. Dragging your nails against them drives him crazy.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- He isn't fond with messes and he also prfers cumming inside of you, it just makes him feel closer to you. But if you beg enough for him to cum on your body he's going to think about it, and after he will give it a try. And once he saw you covered his cum he couldn't help but smirk at you. "Look at the mess we've done."

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- He wants you to suck him off as he sits in his throne room, he wouldn't care if anyone walked in. I mean who doesn't like a free show, but he also wants to eat you out while you sit in his throne room. But if anyone walks into that he will make sure their soul will no longer be theirs.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- He's had his far share with other beautiful women. But not too many, but before he met you he didn't know what oral sex was. So he's had sex but nothing to intense.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- He didn't know there was different sex positions, he only knew missionary. But when you introduced him into new sex positions he absolutely loved you riding him. Or if he's feeling extra naughty then 69.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- Shang is a very serious man, and sex for him is something special and he just wants to focus on bringing you all the pleasure he can offer you. He may whisper some sweet things in your ear, or may give you small butterfly kisses against your neck to make you giggle.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- This man is well groomed, he's takes care of himself really well. He doesn't his hair being a mess.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- Depending on his mood, if he's in a lovely and good mood he's going be slow and gentle. Making love with you is special, holding your hand is a huge must!! Whispering sweet things in your ear and putting your pleasure first rather than his.

- When he needs to blow off steam or is in a bad mood, he will pin you to the nearest wall and take you right there, sex like this is mostly rough and quick. Lots of hair pulling.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- At first he had no interest in jacking off or he had better things to do until you came along, and th the first time you gave him a hand job he went nuts. It felt so good, he had no idea how good this felt. But he will occasionally jack off and when your not there with him or when he's away with personal business. But he prefers your hand over his.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- Handcuff with his green magic handcuffs. He loves restraining you to the bed. Watching you struggling under those cuffs makes his cock twitch. He loves teasing you as your cuffed, hearing you whine or beg is music to his ears.

- Hair pulling!! Please just pull his hair he will love it. And call him master as you do so will drive him crazy.

- Also has a choking kink, loves wrapping his hand around your neck as his cock is deep inside of you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

- As much as he likes fucking you in the throne room he prefers the private of his bedroom because what if someone caught him. And in the bedroom you can be as loud as you like. But also he loves the bathroom for your sinful stuff. Shower sex is also very steamy.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- Seeing you train, the way your body moves as your learning new moves and how your body bends with some moves. Also when you lean in and whisper sinful stuff in his ears, telling him how need him or calling him "master."

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- He WILL NOT change into anybody during sex because you will hurt his feelings and he will feel like he's not worth it, so please don't ask him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- As much as he loves receiving he prefers giving. Having you cuffed with his magical handcuffs as he eats you out like there's no tomorrow. He also loves the feeling of you tugging his hair as he drags his tongue between your wet folds.

- He also loves getting sucked off. Seeing you take him so well. He he moan your name out and grunt out how you're doing a good job.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- Like I said depending on his mood. If he's upset you better buck up because it's going to be a long and rough night.

-But his pace is usually slow and sensual, your special to him and he wants to make you feel like prettiest being ever. Eye contact makes him melt and makes him feel closer to you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- He's down for quickies. If he has a meeting or has some business he will take you somewhere private and bend you over and take you right there. But personally he prefers taking his time with you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- Oh he's will to experiment, try out new kinks, sex positions and locations. But not to the point where you're going to be put in danger.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- He can usually go for a long time, but you two usually have two or three rounds but those rounds could usually last over an hour.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- What can a piece of plastic do that he can't, so toys for him are a big nope. But will gladly bring something to blindfold you or gag you. The only toy he has for you is a small vibrator in your underwear and he has the remote. And he loves when you wear them out so he test you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

- He's a huge tease, sometimes before he has to leave for a mission he will tease you so much without giving you what you what, and he tells you that you can't play with yourself and if you do and he finds out oh boy you're in for a night.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- He's quite loud and frankly he doesn't care, loves letting out moans and grunts, he's always telling you how good you feel around him.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

- Your safety is a huge must, so you guys have a safe word. "Watermelon" he wants to make sure he doesn't push your limits too much and too the point where he hurts you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- He's above average, maybe around 6 close to 7. But he's thick so he fills you up really well.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- High, he really hasn't someone as special as you. So he's letting everything out on you but will always make sure you're always satisfied.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- It takes him awhile to fall asleep. He will make sure your satisfied and doing well. But he will look at you and smile, soon after he will pull you close and fall asleep with you.

#shang tsung #shang Tsung smut #shang Tsung x reader #mortal kombat #mk11 #mk #mk x reader #mortal Kombat 11 #x reader

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elizabethan-memes · 4 years

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So there’s a Starz drama announced recently, Becoming Elizabeth, and I’m Nervous.

1) They already aged up Henry VIII in TSP from a child to make him Old Enough to Sex

2) I don’t want them to pull an Evil Older Woman is Jealous of the Hot Younger Rival (Margaret Beaufort, Elizabeth of York) they could so easily do that to Catherine Parr and remove all of her intelligence, ambition, eloquence, refinement and leadership skills to obsess over a man please god no

3) In an interview a showrunner spoke of Elizabeth making “terrible hormone-fuelled decisions” and I’m Very Very Worried that they will handle the Thomas Seymour business with the sensitivity of a pneumatic drill and victim blame Elizabeth, even unintentionally.

4) My issue isn’t Elizabeth having a crush on Thomas Seymour, that would be realistic. My issue is Thomas Seymour’s reciprocating that crush being framed as love and not lust/ambition.

5) “bUt iT wAs a dIfFEreNt TiMe”

actually no. Seymour’s behaviour was unacceptable by the standards of the time. Yes, Elizabeth was judged harshly, but Seymour was seen as grasping, ambitious and predatory.

6) Even David You Damn Kids Get Off My Lawn Starkey called out Thomas Seymour as “in a position of trust which he abused shockingly”. If Cancelled Granddad says you fucked up, you better not get romanticised.

7) I’m worried they’re going to make Elizabeth’s character growth all about the men- Henry VIII, Robert Dudley, Thomas Seymour. At the end of the show Elizabeth will have Learned Her Lesson That Sexy Men Are Bad and she will Manipulate Them Now With Her Feminine Wiles because she must be a Strong Woman Now and Love No Men and Trust No Men Because They Are All Horny And Now She Will Never Marry.

8) I’m also worried the women will just fight over guys? Every woman will be her romantic rival- Mary over Philip, Catherine over Thomas, Amy over Robert Dudley. Except maybe Kat Ashley. Kat Ashley who made some pretty bad decisions over the Seymour business.

I WANT BLANCHE PARRY IN IT

BLANCHE PARRY SERVED ELIZABETH FROM ELIZABETH’S BIRTH UNTIL HER OWN DEATH

IN 1590

THAT’S THE UNDYING LOVE MY BABY GIRL DESERVED

(please can Elizabeth be like crying or something and Blanche is like “I’m here for you, not because you’re a princess but because you’re you and I love you and I’ll always be here to help you” TOO MANY FEELINGS)

also Ascham we need Ascham. Give me young Elizabeth pushing herself to become a better scholar, getting excited to learn, feeling frustrated when she doesn’t understand things straight away, sharing her knowledge excitedly with Lady Jane Grey, showing off by flipping between languages with ease.

9) I’m worried they’re going to make Elizabeth less nerdy and more bratty. Yes she was young and inexperienced, but her contemporaries described her as wise beyond her years: “grave as a woman of forty” aged six.

YES ELIZABETH LIKED HANDSOME GUYS

BUT SHE ALSO LOVED LITERATURE AND SPORT AND DANCE AND MUSIC AND JESUS

10) I’m also terrified they’re going to Sansa Stark & Ramsay Bolton things and be all Sexual Assault Is A Rite Of Passage, Rape Is What Makes You Strong.

11) “we’ve never seen Elizabeth as a young woman we’ve always jumped from child to white-faced Gloriana”

really? Elizabeth 1998? Elizabeth R? The Tudors? Young Bess? The Virgin Queen? Were all those just indie arthouse productions nobody heard about?

r e a l l y?

#this could be amazing #it could also be terrible #uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #becoming elizabeth #i Do Not Need This Stress In My Life #Elizabeth I of england #elizabeth i #tudor history #period drama #historical fiction

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freakynct · 4 years

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「𝒂-𝒛 𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔」

— huang xuxi

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a; aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he likes to hold you close to him right after having sex and press little kisses to your forehead and lips but he will get up after a while to bring you a warm towel to clean you up because he knows how much you need aftercare after he has fucked you and just brings you anything you need, including helping you walk to the bathroom if your legs feel too weak

b; body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

lucas is a very confident guy so he probably likes everything about himself but i think his favorite body part is his lips and hands. he loves how much bigger his hands are compared to yours and how small yours looks when he holds your hand. i honestly think lucas loves every little thing about you, if you asked him to choose just one thing he wouldn't be able to answer

c; cum (anything to do with cum basically)

he absolutely loves cumming inside you or in your mouth, he loves watching it drip from your little hole or from the corners of your mouth, he finds it so hot how you can take so much of his cum inside you. he's a bit messy and does cum quite a lot

d; dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he wants to try roleplay and has so many fantasies about it that sometimes he even dreams about it. and it's so vivid in his mind, you all dressed up as a cute school girl with your uniform on and he has his black dress shirt and pants on, his watch shining on his wrist as he leans back on his chair, watching you walking towards him. he dreams about calling you a bad little girl and having you straddle his lap, apologizing for not handing over your essay as his hands wander under your little skirt. and the way he gets to just pick you up and fuck into you standing because of how much smaller you are then him and he just ends up waking up painfully hard and that is if he doesn't wake up with his pants already covered in cum

e; experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he's quite experienced, probably lost his virginity pretty early and has had quite a good amount of partners since then so he definitely knows what he's doing and is very good at it, since he already had the opportunity to try out a lot of stuff and knows what works by now

f; favourite position (goes without saying)

just like in his fantasy, his favorite position is when he's standing up, picking you up, his arms under your legs and your arms around his neck and fucking into you this way. it displays how much bigger and stronger he is compared to you and he also gets to kiss you and listen to your moans and whimpers next to his ear

g; goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

it depends on the moment and what type of sex he's having with you. i see him as being quite serious most of the time but i also see him letting go of a little laugh and being more playful with you once in a while

h; hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

i think he doesn't shave everything but he's pretty neat with it and probably trims it very well

i; intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

i don't think lucas needs to be in a relationship to have sex even tho he does values sex a lot more when love is shared as well but he's pretty confident in himself and if he's horny and the person he wants is also interested then he will go for it. but when he makes love to his s/o he likes to be romantic and light up scented candles, dim the lights and have sexy music playing in the background as he fucks you slow and kisses your lips gently

j; jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i don't think he jerks off that much and specially while sharing dorms it's hard to find the opportunity. he might do it about 3 times a week and he likes doing it while he's showering because that's practically the only time he gets alone and is relaxed

k; kink (one or more of their kinks)

it goes without saying that he has a pretty big size kink and with his height it's not hard to find a partner with whom he can experience it with. he's also really into power play, roleplay, fingering, praise, oral, finger sucking, overstimulation and consequently to his size kink he also has a pretty big bulge kink

l; location (favourite places to do it)

i think he prefers doing it in the bedroom most of the time but he also really enjoys doing it while you're taking a bath. having you straddling his lap while he rests back on the tub and sees you carefully ride him. the splash of the water, how warm and cozy it is, the candles around you and the sound of your moans just drives him crazy

m; motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

he loves when you act all cute and needy when you're horny, wrapping your small arms around him and resting your chin on his chest as you look at him with doe eyes and whine, he just can't contain himself when you're begging for his cock so sweetly like that

n; no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i think he wouldn't like to be dommed at all, i just don't think he would be turned on by it. he likes to be the dom when it comes to sex and he wants to keep it that way

o; oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he likes giving and receiving oral so much but he has a special love for eating you out. wrapping his plump lips around your clit, feeling how wet you get from his tongue, licking it all up, how good you taste, having your body squirming under him and your hands in his hair, he could just spend the rest of his life between your legs and wouldn't complain once

p; pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he likes to incorporate both while he's fucking you. likes to start slow and sensual while you still get used to his size, watching your little pussy take his whole length and then start fucking you a little faster and rougher

q; quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

he won't oppose to it but he prefers proper sex so much better. he likes to take his time with you and set the mood, likes all of the steps of sex and quickies just don't allow him to do everything he wants to do with you. he will only resort to it when he really really has to

r; risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

public sex is not really his thing, he prefers fucking you behind the walls of your bedroom but he doesn't mind a little public teasing, in fact it gets him going a little bit. but he won't take the actual risk of someone potentially walking in on you

s; stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

this boy can last for a really long time and go for many rounds, you're probably the one who will struggle to keep up with him. like i said, he likes taking his time with you so sex will last a long time and he's not satisfied until you've cummed over 3 times and are begging for him to stop. your legs need to be shaking by the end of it otherwise he will feel like he didn't do enough

t; toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he won't use toys on you that much, he prefers to use his cock and fingers more than anything, but he won't say no to fucking you with a vibrator before he uses his actual cock once in a while. he likes the way your body squirms and how wet you get for him, it's a really good preparation for when you take his length. he won't use or let you use any toys on him at all tho

u; unfair (how much they like to tease)

he likes to tease you quite a lot but he does it in a very sensual way. brushes his lips against your neck or lips without actually kissing you, likes to tease you over your panties and his favorite way is when he inserts just the tip of his cock inside you and doesn't give you more than that until you're begging him to fuck you

v; volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

he lets out whatever he needs to let out. he groans, grunts and moans quite a lot but he's not super loud with it, he wants you to be the only person that listens to him

w; wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

you throw your head back into the pillows, a loud whimper leaving between your lips as you feel lucas cock hit deep inside you, brushing against all the little sensitive spots. your legs were on top of his shoulders as he pounded into you. "there you go baby. your tiny little pussy is taking my cock so well. my good girl." you whimpered at his words and you felt his big hand picking yours up, placing it over your stomach. "can you feel it baby? can you feel how deep i am? hm? you're so tiny that i can even see my cock poking through your belly." you clenched around him as you felt the tip of cock under your hand and you grabbed tightly at his wrist as you felt your orgasm approaching. "be a good little princess and cum all over my cock, baby."

x; x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

he's big, i think we all know that. he's above average and uses it to his advantage. circumcised and he's more on the thicker side

y; yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

i think his sex drive is pretty average, he's not always horny but if you tease him the right way he will go absolutely crazy, so he'll have sex about 4 or 5 times a week

z; zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

like i mentioned in the beginning he does care about aftercare quite a lot so he wouldn't fall asleep right away, he will take care of you first before cuddling with you and letting himself drown in a deep sleep

#nct smut #wayv smut #nct 127 smut #nct dream smut #kpop smut #wayv imagines #wayv scenarios #lucas scenarios #lucas reactions #lucas imagines #lucas wong smut #lucas smut #a z analysis series #a z challenge #request

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cherry-schlong · 4 years

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Masterlist

Hi Hi my lovelies! I’ve put together a nice little masterlist for you all. Please Please Please let me know if there are any issues with the links. It took me a few hours so I got a bit tired heh. I even included my old cringy posts from way back when. Back when I was awful at this😅. Love you guys!❤️️

Sakamaki & Mukami bois

s/o delving into their past

Favorite types of music

s/o is uncontrollably horny during period

s/o with wings

Flexible s/o

Seemingly pure s/o gets dirty

Creepy doll wants to eat s/o

s/o is bisexual (a crumb of nsfw)

s/o is addicted to social media

s/o suddenly becomes a brat (crumbs of nsfw)

15 year old daughter wants to kill them

s/o watches anime

s/o has made out with another girl (crumbs of nsfw)

s/o is a neko

s/o is pansexual

Mukami and Tsukinami bois

s/o is right in an argument

Idol s/o on TV

s/o with scars

s/o skilled with magic doses

Sakamaki only

New bride is a vampire

Scrapping with taekwondo using s/o

Cosplaying s/o

African American s/o cooking their favorite

Holding newborn

Black s/o doing daughter’s hair

s/o is better than them

s/o with a daddy kink

dabbing obsessed s/o

Chubby black s/o with anxiety

Super model s/o

s/o does the robot

s/o has PTSD

Daughter wants them to change

s/o hates female blood

Mukami only

Someone hurts s/o’s wings

s/o has PTSD

Tsukinami only

s/o is obsessed with social media

All three families

Most to Least to date POC s/o

s/o likes yaoi

s/o likes yaoi(different ask)

Most to Least who can swim

Who’s the best Daddy?

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Shu Sakamaki

Shu and Reiji fighting over curvy black s/o

Forking his s/o

Reiji Sakamaki

Shu and Reiji fighting over curvy black s/o(Link won’t work so click it on Shu’s)

Ayato Sakamaki

s/o wants a baby

Laito Sakamaki

Being wholesome with his black s/o

Kanato Sakamaki

Subaru Sakamaki

Kino Sakamaki

s/o is obsessed with social media

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Ruki Mukami

Dating a Dhampir

s/o talks to animals

Shy s/o with stretch marks(NSFW)

Artistic s/o

Yuma Mukami

Kou Mukami

Azusa Mukami

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Carla Tsukinami

Dating a Dhampir

Loving a Dhampir

What are Carla’s powers?

Carla with a witch s/o

Shy s/o with stretch marks(NSFW)

Black s/o pregnant with twin girls

Strong enemy kidnaps s/o

Shin Tsukinami

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Karlheinz Sakamaki

Fluff headcanons

Baby Karl introducing his s/o to his parents

Family fun

s/o asks about his family and past

Calling his s/o annoying

Richter Sakamaki

Family fun

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Yui Komori

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Dumb cringy stuff and rants

Go away Ketchup man

Shu disapproves

Sexy snow vampires

Shoe and Region

Ayooto, Laddle, and Knot-o

Kou as Daddy long nose

Azusaphone

Ryu or Mia?

Mia and Ryu’s relationship to the bois

Subaru looks like Karlheinz

Subaru’s chin is longer than my life

How Ryu and Mia interact with de bois

Ayato’s dick is bigger than Karl’s

Does Laito want Colorado dick?

Fight Karl in a Wendy’s parking lot

Why is Yuma so tall?

Reaction to Teddy’s death

Danger straws

Ruki do you love me?

Ayato invites Mia to his iron maiden

Carla is done with Shin’s shit

The anime does not pass the vibe check

Social media accounts and AUs

Shu’s Twitter

Reiji’s Twitter

Laito’s Twitter

Unlikely Fondness part 1(SMAU)

Y/N scared Ayato(Tweet)

Unlikely Fondness part 2(SMAU)

NSFW Alphabet

K & M for Reiji

K and T for Subaru

A, J, and M for Subaru

C, D, J for Shu and Subaru

K, M and I for Shin

A, C, D, F, J FOR Ayato

D, K & M for kanato

O, P and W for Shin

A, C, D, G, H for Carla and Reiji

I, O and V for Ayato and Shu

E, D, and X for Subaru

C, D, and J for Kou

L, V, and W for Subaru and Shu

A, M, N, V, O for Kou

D, J, K for Ruki and Yuma

S, Q, T, V, X, Z for Kino

A, V, W, X for Karlheinz

F, O, R, T, U for Azusa

Y, U, M, A, S for Yuma

A, C, E, I, J for Azusa

C, H, X, P, F, W for Laito

A for Kino

C, A, O for Kanato and Laito

B, D, J, G, I for Karlheinz

A, C, O, I, F for Ruki

F, K, T, U for Shu

T and U for Ayato

F, O, U for Subaru

F, K, O, U for Kino

F, T, O for Yuma

K for Azusa

T and U for Shin

F, M, U for Richter

B, E, F, G, H for Ayato

W, X, Y, Z for Ayato

V, T, U, B, E for Ruki

G, W, X, Y, Z for Ruki

A, W, B, E, G for Shu

W, S, I, P, L for Subaru and Kou

C, D, A for Carla

#Diabolik Lovers #Shu Sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #Kanato Sakamaki #Subaru Sakamaki #Ruki Mukami #kou mukami #yuma mukami #azusa mukami #carla tsukinami #shin tsukinami #yui komori #karlheinz sakamaki #richter sakamaki #diabolik lovers scenarios #Diabolik Lovers reactions

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All otp qs for Nora and Lee

I think I might be in love with you because this was so much fun and you’re always playing my ask games and just go around Tumblr being a wonderful person.

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop? They’re both rocking the Ferris Wheel seat and the people below them are begging them to stop.

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time? Lee. It’s hard to blame him though because Nora is gorgeous and may or may not purposefully do things to tease him.

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time? Nora loves taking relaxing baths with Lee (which always end up with them playing with the bubbles or getting into a splashing fight).

Lee regularly attempts to sneak his way into the shower with Nora for some sexy time.

4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on? Nora walks around the house quite regularly without pants (they’re “constricting” and not nearly as comfortable as just wearing a “long” t-shirt). Lee only ever tells her to put on clothes if people are coming over.

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight? Nora. She’s the more dramatic of the two when fighting, and will often storm out and say she’ll sleep on the couch. When she really wants to give him a guilt trip, she’ll just take a blanket and pillow outside because “I’m not sleeping under the same roof as you until you _____.” She saves this move for big things though because it always ends with Lee either sleeping outside with her if he’s not ready to apologize (“Technically there’s no roof for us to share.”) or giving in.

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

Both. Awkward sleeping pictures have been a staple of their “who can embarrass who more” competition. Lee has more of Nora, but Nora’s pictures of Lee are far more embarrassing.

7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”? Lee said “I love you” first. Neither really ends arguments with “I love you.”

8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts? Nora loves wearing Lee’s jumpers and sweatshirts. They’re cozy and too big, so the sleeves fall over the tips of her fingers. Also they’re so big she doesn’t have to wear pants.

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after? Nora wakes Lee up in the middle of the night so that she can tell him her dream and he can listen to her trying to divine its meaning using her knowledge from Divination classes. He’s very patient and often half-asleep as she goes on. As for the nightmares...spoilers that have to do with the war. 🤫

10) Who is more likely to cheat? Neither. From the outside, Lee seems like he’s more open to cheat because he’s naturally flirty with just about everyone, but he would n e v e r do it.

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship? Lee makes fun of Nora for having a crush on him presently, and Nora reminds him that they’re dating. Nora makes fun of Lee for having a crush on her at Hogwarts and Lee reminds her that she was oblivious and it all worked out. (i.e. “He used to have this huge crush on me and would sing me songs on the Hogwarts lawn and make a fool out of himself trying to get my attention.” / “Don’t you live together now?” / “Well, yeah, it worked.” )

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen? Nora starts it, but Lee escalates it to epic proportions.

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer? Seeing as serenading each other is also a part of their “Who can embarrass the other the most?” Competition it alternates between who initiates any musical number which often turns into a duet (even if it’s not meant to be one).

While neither of them are a bad singer, Nora has the better voice, and Lee is a better performer.

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops? (taking this question a different direction, since like many things they’re very even here.) Technically Lee started the handholding, as he frequently grabbed Nora’s hand to drag her off different places in the castle. Nora initiated the first “intimate” but still friendly gesture by leaning her head on his shoulder. She also gave the first hug. Lee is more likely to playfully touch Nora (grabbing butt, tugging hair, bopping her nose) and Nora is more likely to intimately touch Lee (threading fingers together, laying her head in his lap, caressing his cheek.)

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist? Neither.

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed? Nora is the horny flirty drunk, and Lee is more of a good times/happy drunk. So Nora tries really hard to be seductive, but she just doesn’t really have it in her, and it usually ends up making Lee laugh and giving in. Lee is louder in bed but Nora has better facial expressions.

17) Who is more protective? Surprisingly, Nora. She feels like people don’t always treat Lee fairly or kindly, and she will not stand for it. Lee’s more likely to protect Nora from physical and obvious threats and danger though. (A bit of the Gryffindor grandstanding there.)

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping? Nora. See question 9.

19) Who drives and who has the window seat? Lee drives. He’s taken muggle studies and is more interested in cars than Nora. Nora has the window seat because she’s much more of a people watcher and doesn’t exactly have the focus required for safely driving.

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed? Nora almost always falls asleep on Lee. Sometimes he’ll carry her to bed, and sometimes he’ll just maneuver them into a better sleeping position wherever it is they are.

21) Who cuts the others hair? Neither. Nora doesn’t have the skill to cut Lee’s hair the right way, and she refuses to let him touch her hair because she loves going to the spa.

22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day? Nora is super bad at sexting. Super bad. But she sends amazing encouraging messages throughout the day to brighten his spirits. Lee writes cute little love notes and super steamy texts.

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of losing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry? Nora originally thinks that Lee’s just a good guy and not interested in her as more than a friend. Once she realizes she has him though, she never doubts that she’s worthy of his love.

Lee is more prone to moments of doubt where he’s afraid of losing Nora because she got tired of him and his big personality. Nora tells him that she’s here and staying and gives him lots of hugs and kisses when he feels this way.

24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them? Lee will start random slow dancing with Nora in the kitchen more often than not.

25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush? Lee is the one constantly cracking shitty puns and sex jokes to make Nora giggle or laugh (she doesn’t blush). Nora occasionally comes up with such a good one that Lee almost chokes.

26) Who kissed first? Lee kissed Nora first.

27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark? Nora is the one ordering take out at two in a morning or dragging Lee to some sketchy pizza place or diner because she’s hungry. She’s also the one who wakes him up to get a glass of water with her because it’s too dark. He’ll usually offer to just go for her, but she doesn’t want him to be alone in the dark either.

28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them? Neither of them write poems/stories/love songs about the other, but they both are happy to serenade the other with an excellent cover of a love song.

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires? Lee is the one attempting to do the crazy stunt, and Nora is laughing her ass off as she drags him through the Floo Network/to the portkey, etc.

30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute? Lee is embarrassed when he has to wear glasses for the first time, and Nora finds him incredibly sexy in them which frequently turns the glasses into more of a prop in the bedroom than an actual seeing aide.

#ship: jordolph #oc: nora randolph #lee jordan x oc #hughstheforcelou

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The Irishman is deeper and darker than he's maybe been given credit for... but the geniality and swoon factor remain high.

Variety: Hozier Proves He’s a Career Artist in Gratifying Greek Show

At Hozier’s sold-out show at L.A.’s Greek Friday night, one of the first things you couldn’t help noticing on stage —because it’s still an anomaly — was that his eight-piece lineup was half-male, half-female. Knowing his penchant for socially conscious songs, his decrial of “the anthems of rape culture” in his lyrics, and a general female-friendliness to his appeal, it’s easy to figure this gender parity is a conscious one and think: That is soooo Hozier. Which it is … and so effective, too, like just about every choice he’s made so far in his short, charmed career. On the most practical level, if you can bring in that much female harmony while also getting ace players in the bargain, why wouldn’t you? But it also makes for a good visual emblem of some of the other dual energies Hozier is playing with in his music: darkness and enlightenment; romantic hero and cad; raw blues dude and slick pop hero. He’s got a lot more going on than just being an earnest do-gooder. (Although he does do good, earnestly.)

During Friday’s hour-and-three-quarters set, Hozier focused largely on material from this year’s sophomore album, “Wasteland, Baby!,” which sounded good enough on record but almost uniformly improved in the live experience. Sometimes the upgrade came from making full use of the multi-instrumentalists on hand. The first album’s “Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene” now had Hozier on guitar facing off against violinist Emily Kohavi, trading solos — and if it’s hard to hear an electric guitar/fiddle duel without automatically thinking “The Devil Went Down to Georgia,” it was one of many welcome moments making use of the MVP skills of Kohavi, the newest addition to the band. Other times, the improvements on the album versions just had to do with Hozier allowing himself louder and gutsier guitar tones. He’s a bit like Prince, in that way — someone you’d happily listen to playing a very nasty-sounding six-string all night, although he has so many other stylistic fish to fry, which in this case means a still slightly greater emphasis on acoustic finger-picking.

For somebody who made his name on as forlorn but powerful an anthem as his 2014 breakout smash “Take Me to Church,” and who can milk that melodrama for all it’s worth, Hozier has a lot of other modes he can default to. He treads very lightly into the area of soul with songs like “Almost (Sweet Music),” the lyrics of which consist of either name-checking or alluding to some of the great jazz vocal classics of the 20th century, in an idiom that’s not so much jazzy itself as folk-R&B. You could almost cite it as the subtle kind of Memphis-swing thing Justin Timberlake should aspire to, if the tricky polyrhythm and oddly chopped up meters Hozier adds as wrinkles weren’t so un-replicable. Bringing up Stevie Wonder’s “Living for the City” as the night’s sole cover also established that early ‘70s era and sound as an influences he’d like to make perfectly clear. At the other extreme, this son of a blues musician can hard back to those roots so well, in noisy numbers like “Moment’s Silence (Common Tongue)” and the brand new “Jack Boot Jump,” that he could give the Black Keys a run for their money.

“Jack Boot Jump,” which is scheduled to go on an EP of completely fresh material that Hozier said he plans to put out before Christmas, was possibly the highlight of the night, even though — or because — it stripped his excellent band down to just him and longtime drummer Rory Doyle. Having earlier played the current album’s “Nina Cried Power,” which is maybe more of a tribute to other historic protest songs than one of its own, Hozier gave a lengthy introduction to “Jack Boot” indicating that he’s aware of the traps that come with the territory. “I do have some reservations about the words ‘protest song’ and ‘protest music,’” he admitted. “But if you’re familiar with an artist called Woody Guthrie, he wrote the evergreen anthem ‘Tear the Fascists’ down. I was kind of looking into songs in that sort of tradition, that singing out, and I was worried that this is 2019; it’s a very unsubtle way to approach songwriting.” But, he added, “it was a funny few weeks, with 70 people shot in Hong Kong and arrests obviously in Moscow; Chile now at the moment also. And I was thinking, forget about subtle art — what is not subtle is this murder of protesters, and what is not subtle is the jack boot coming down in Orwell’s picture of the future: ‘If you want to imagine the future, imagine a jack boot stomping on a human face forever,’ that chilling quote from ‘1984.’ Anyway, I was just thinking, yeah, f— it, it’s not subtle, but let’s do it.” His electric guitar proceeded to be a machine that kills fascists, and also just slayed as maybe the most rock ‘n’ roll thing he’s written. (Evidence of the new song on the web is scant, or should be, anyway, since he begged the audience “in good faith” not to film it.)

If there’s a knock people have on Hozier, it tends to be the sincerity thing. He’s a nice guy who’s finishing first, which doesn’t necessarily help him become an indie-rock darling or Pitchfork favorite. (Predictably, “Wasteland, Baby!” got a 4.8 rating there — that’s out of 10, not 5.) At the Greek, there was an almost wholesome feeling that would’ve been an immediate turnoff to anyone who insists on having their rock rough, starting with his graciousness in repeatedly naming the band members and repeatedly thanking his opening act (Madison Ryann Ward, a fetchingly husky-voiced Oklahoman filling in on this part of the tour for a laryngitis-stricken Freya Ridings). That extended to a sense of uplift in many of the songs that doesn’t always match the themes of the material. But then, there was the impossible good cheer and attractiveness of the young players, to match Hozier’s own; this is a group where everyone looks as if they could be in Taylor Swift’s band or actually looks like Taylor Swift. The swoon factor in Hozier’s appeal is undeniably high, and it’s safe to say no one left Griffith Park less smitten.

But ladies (and gentlemen), do be aware that Hozier has some dark-side moments that can almost make Leonard Cohen look like Stephen Bishop. The only time he really overtly accentuated that in concert was in introducing and playing the new album’s “No Plan,” a love song that is also an amiable statement of atheism in which Hozier reminds his beloved that the universe is going to collapse upon itself someday. This may be rather like the gambit in which the ‘50s boy gets the girl to make out with him in a fallout shelter, but in any case, Hozier didn’t stint on the end-of-all-things aspect of it, even putting up on screen behind the band a statement from astrophysicist Dr. Katie Mack pointing out humankind’s and the galaxy’s ultimate fate. (“Honestly I never really imagined I’d end up being name-checked in a song for talking about how the universe is eventually going to fade out and die so this is all very exciting for me,” Mack tweeted in replay earlier in the year.) Suffice it to say that with that soulful a vintage ‘70s groove and that fuzz-tastic a guitar line, many babies will be conceived to the tune of “No Plan,” whether it foresees generational lines ending in a godless black hole or not.

Other Hozier songs reveal darker gets more estimable the more you dig into it. With its bird talk, “Shrike” sounds sweet enough, till you realize that a shrike is a kind of bird that impales its prey on thorns, which does add a rather bloody metaphoric undertone to what sounds like a reasonably pacifist breakup song. “Dinner & Diatribes,” meanwhile, is just deeply horny, not thorny. The most brooding song of the set, “Talk,” has verses where Hozier sings in lofty, literary terms about the romantic myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, only to reveal in the chorus that he’s talking to this woman in such high-minded terms because he just wants to charm her into the sack. As a piece of writing, it’s hilarious, establishing a devilish side of Hozier it’s good to hear. As a piece of performance, it’s just sexy.

But as enriching as it is to realize Hozier has a healthy sense of humor in his writing, bad-boy wit is never going to be what you’re going to come away from a Hozier album or show with. The main part of Friday’s concert ended, as expected, with “Take Me to Church,” his outraged take on abuse and homophobia in the scandalized Catholic church — which just happens to be easily taken as a lusty hymn to sexuality. Following that, the large band returned to a stage that had now been decked out in some kind of ivy, as Hozier talked about his love for the late Irish poet Seamus Heaney (whose last words he has tattooed on his arm) and, “since I’ve come this far,” went ahead and recited his poem “Mint,” sharing his hero’s affection for the plant and its “tenacity for life.”

Tenacity is likely to be a buzzword, too, for Hozier, given his leaps and gains as a writer-performer and seeming level head atop his tree-top shoulders. Taller still of voice, musical dexterity and good will — and still just 29 — he’s somebody the swooners and even some cynics should feel good about settling in with for a very long Irish ride.

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