#had to listen to most of it like 🧍‍♂️

[dr3c0mix]

Alistair x (platonically) Teen Reader

In the fic he is like oh my god a bride, he walks in and instead of an adult..or a bride-

They find a teen, who literally threw a pebble at him, an angsty teen💀

I’m very happy to read ur fics and usually pair them with teen/child mc because I find it funny because they expect the love of their life

and teen mc standing there :🧍‍♂️

anyways sorry for the long request, luv ur writing, and ur art :D

Yandere! Evil King x Teen! GN! Reader

CW: platonic relationship, Alistair is a bit of a DILF so do with it as you will, Dads are hot you guys!! READER IS A MINOR.

👑 Who is this sassy lost child?

👑 His minions kidnapped you while you were on a carriage ride back to your kingdom.

👑 He was hoping for like a princess or something to marry and take over the kingdom with or whatever so like...what tf he gonna do with you???

👑 Clearly you were too young to be in a situation like this, but theres no way he's giving you back without a reward, so yes he still holds you for ransom.

👑 "Child, I am Alistair, King of-ACk!"

👑 Did...did you throw a pillow at him?!

👑 "How dare yo- AHK! Stop it!" another one..

👑 You refuse to listen to anything he says, you just wanted to go home

👑 You two had a bit of rivalry for a bit. He hated you and you hated him.

👑 He promised not to show any affection or care towards you since in his eyes, your actions didn't deserve it. How can someone be so rude to a king !?

👑 But he starts to notice you don't eat much. He never sees you in the dining hall and has only seen quick moments of you nibbling on some bread or pastries the servants gave you.

👑 He scoffed, so irresponsible! You must eat a proper meal right this second or you'll starve!

👑 You're surprised to see a meal prepared for you during your routine trip to get a snack from the pantry with a note on the plate.

👑 "Next time, ask for a proper meal. I don't want your parents to think I've been starving you. -Alistair P.S. go to bed early."

👑 Huh...

👑 Alistair smiled from the doorway of the dining hall, watching you eat up with a smile on your face. You might have been too scared of him to ask for food so you've been sneaking snacks while he wasn't looking.

👑 Of course he wasn't doing it because he cared about you, he just didn't want royalty like you to resort to such pathetic means to eat!

👑 Why are you still sad? Perhaps he should get you some things to keep your attention..

👑 He asks (threateningly may I add) about your hobbies or interests.

👑 The next morning your cell (which has been upgraded to a lovely room in the castle because he didn't want you to be filthy and gross in a dungeon) was filled with anything he could find that he thought you'd enjoy.

👑 Don't think he wants you to be happy! He's just tired of seeing you sulk everywhere!

👑 He denies everything, but you swear you could see a tiny smile on his face when you hugged him happily.

👑 You start being a little more open to him, showing him anything you've made or done with pride and he'd receive it gratefully, but he won't show it of course.

👑 "I made you this friendship bracelet!"

👑 "I've seen better jewelry."

👑 "Oh I'll take it back then I guess.."

👑 "No, it's mine now, back off."

👑 Drawings and the like that he said would be thrown out as soon as you left would be seen framed in his room

👑 It would be a..waste of good canvas..

👑 And of course he buys a few books of your choice for you to read, he'd be damned if your brain turns to mush.

👑 Bro bro he'd be the type to let you swing around while holding onto his bicep.

👑 If you ever have any problems, or come to him in a bad mood, he'd have no idea how to help other than to sit down and listen to your troubles.

👑 He's not the most physical when it comes to affection, but you bet your ass he's gonna do everything he can to cheer you up.

👑 At this point he's rewriting his demands for the ransom. Either your kingdom lets him sign some adoption papers or he's starting a war.

[mackjlee9]

König having the biggest crush on Male 6 he thinks Gaz and Reader are dating with how close they are (they are bestfriends). what Köng doesn't know is that reader has also has the biggest crush on him. (some angst/comfort because im a big baby when the ending is sad) 

I also try to come up with more requests for our Cod boys. They may not all be angst, tho.

I think I fucked up 🧍‍♂️

König x Male!Reader [Angst&Fluff]

[reader is shorter than könig -not specified-]

angst/comfort

Everyone present felt intimidated when they saw the huge male walking at the back of his team. He was big, in every sense of the word.

They all listened attentively to Price as he spoke, announcing that Task Force 141 was gonna be joining KorTac for an operation, a long-term mission, and even then, while they were listening, most of them were only starting at the male with a sniper hood covering his face, towering over pretty much everyone in the room. He looked scary to various recruits.

But poor König was nervous, and anxious, he was used to receiving scared looks at him for years, even after he joined the military, but the fear of being made fun of because of his height never left. His eyes quickly scanned the room, noticing the recruits staring at him with fear in their eyes, others were surprised at his sheer size, a few seemed impressed, and then, he locked eyes with a (h/c) haired male.

His (e/c) eyes observed him with such admiration shining in them that made him blush under his hood. The male seemed to love his big size, and for once, König didn't feel the need to make himself look smaller outside of the battlefield.

Price finished telling them about the details of the mission, and everyone noted that it might take from six months to a year to do it. Save to say, a lot of soldiers weren't looking forward to having to see König walking around every day. 141's captain let the KorTac members introduce themselves briefly, and after that, they were dismissed.

(M/n) was internally debating if he should or not, but before he could make up his mind, his feet were already taking him to the tall male, completely ignoring Ghost's voice as he called him.

Slowly approaching him, he realized that he had to look up a little bit more than he thought, making him even more impressed at his height. He made his presence known to avoid startling the male that looked like he was about to have a meltdown, fidgeting around and keeping his head down, avoiding eye contact.

"Hey..." König looked up abruptly, startling (M/n) a bit, but he smiled at him reassuringly, "I'm (M/n), nice to meet you."

König stared at the hand stretched in front of him and he lifted his trembling hand, slowly greeting the curious man that had been watching him previously.

"König," he muttered his name in a whisper, almost panicking as he realized he had already introduced himself a few minutes ago. Even so, (M/n) only smiled at him, his eyes becoming just a bit smaller, something about his smile was... calming.

Then, his eyes noticed how (M/n) seemed to be doubting his next words, and König felt that recurrent dread when someone was gonna tell him to stay away from them because he was scary. But nope, that didn't happen.

"Is it too rude if I ask you how tall you are?" (M/n) asked with hesitation, keeping a close eye on König to see his reaction.

König blinked a few times and slightly stuttered his response when he saw the same shine in (M/n)'s eyes, "I'm 6'10."

(M/n) gasped at that, and König swore he saw stars in his eyes, "That's so cool..." He heard him whisper, and again, he found himself blushing, feeling shy, and glancing away, "Oh! Sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, König!"

His eyes opened wide, something about the way (M/n) said his name made his heart race, he could almost hear it pound in his ears, he began rambling in German because of how flustered he was, and (M/n) only looked at him even more impressed, and König ended up choking on his words when he realized how (M/n) had an almost lovestruck gaze.

"It's okay, sir..." He mumbled and (M/n) chuckled at that.

"You can just call me (M/n), or Night, nobody calls me sir," he smiled at the big Austrian man who seemed to have calmed down enough to smile down at the smaller male.

Of course, (M/n) didn't see it because of the hood covering his face, but he saw the way his eyes crinkled a light at the corners, and that was enough to let him know he was smiling.

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For the following months, (M/n) and König had gotten pretty close, and maybe even more than just close. Both of them had realized it.

The tingly feeling in their tummies and their hearts racing whenever they were close to each other. So yeah, their crush was obvious for everyone else, but not them, as usual, right?

(M/n)'s crush became obvious a few weeks after meeting, when he realized that he wasn't just impressed and mesmerized by his height, or fighting abilities, or any other physical quality of him. He was enchanted by his personality. König was so cute and cheerful when he warmed up to someone, and the wild behavior he showed when out on the field. It was truly enchanting.

Now König seemed to have started liking (M/n) since that spark in his eyes the first time his (e/c) eyes landed on his frame. He was a little scared, he's not fond of the memory of his crush and relationship, but he has witnessed (M/n)'s kind behavior toward him, and everyone else. Even so, König thought he was the one that got more attention from him.

Until he saw him with Gaz.

He had come by to ask (M/n) if he could help him with his sniper training when he saw him talking and laughing with Gaz. He wouldn't have thought much of it if it wasn't for the way they were looking at each other. He felt jealous, observing the scene with his fists clenched by his sides, releasing a quiet growl when he saw Gaz getting too close to (M/n), mumbling a curse in German as he left to head to his room.

Laying in bed, he stayed angry for a few moments, until that anger was overcome with sadness.

So... (M/n) was taken already, and he has no chance with him anymore.

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After that day, König has been avoiding physical contact with (M/n), he didn't want to make Gaz -or anyone- mad with his behavior towards him. (M/n) didn't like that, especially when the Austrian man would just outright ignore him for days.

It made him feel like König had figured out his feelings for him and found him disgusting. But instead of making assumptions, he cornered König one day to confront him.

"Why are you ignoring me all of the sudden, König?" His harsh tone of voice made König look away, taking a deep breath while he thought of the words he wanted to say.

But his response was unexpected, whispered so quietly (M/n) barely heard them.

"I don't want to upset your boyfriend," (M/n) only stared at him, confused, and König freaked out, "Not that I care you're dating a guy! I feel really happy for you actually!" He was speaking so fast right now, his accent was thickening from his sheer panic, "I didn't mean to eavesdrop the other night when you were with him-!"

His rambling stopped when (M/n) gripped his sniper hood and pulled him down closer to his height, and König was only able to look at him like a deer caught in headlights.

"What are you talking about, König?" He blinked at his question, confused now as well.

"Aren't you and Sergeant Garrick dating...?" He asked slowly, unsure of what he was even gonna say. The (h/c) haired male silently processed his words, and laughed, "(M/n)?" König's voice was weak, keeping his eyes on the male so close to his face.

"Kyle is my best friend, he trained me when I was accepted in the academy and we were transferred to 141 together, he helped me feel comfortable since day one, König," the relief that filled König's body made his legs weak, the idea of having a chance with (M/n) coming back with full force, "König?! You okay?"

He didn't even realize he had fallen to his knees.

König let out a laugh, sighing with relief, "I'm so happy you're not dating him, (M/n)..." He mumbled while looking up at him with tears in his eyes. Happy? (M/n) though to himself, "Scheiße, I'm so in love with you, (M/n), I was so heartbroken when I thought you were already taken," he continued rambling, not breaking eye contact with (M/n), and the still standing male couldn't resist.

(M/n) leaned down to König's height, and pulled his sniper hood up, thanking whatever reason he had to not be wearing his balaclava under it, and pressed their lips together. König gasped, his eyes opening wide, completely caught off guard, feeling like his heart was gonna burst out of his chest.

But when (M/n) realized König wasn't returning the kiss he backed off, kinda scared and completely forgetting how the Austrian had just confessed he loved him. The moment their kiss broke, (M/n) made eye contact with König's lovestruck eyes.

Slowly standing up, his hands held (M/n)'s face gently before leaning down to kiss him back, his arms wrapping around his shoulders while (M/n) placed his hands on König's hips, pulling him closer to him while wide smiles grew on their faces.

[americas1suiteheart]

Heres something I've been thinking about working on for a while now and I'm finally getting to it. Heres the pilot of it, let me know if you guys want me to make it into a full series (which I might do anyways🧍‍♂️)

Here's the link on Ao3 for the series if you prefer to read on there :)

Weird Science | Pilot Chapter

[Egon Spengler x Fem Reader]

[Summary; honestly I don't know what I'm gonna do with this, I'll leave the summary to finish later.💀

[Notes; This is a fem reader and it is mentioned quite a bit, this is to make things a little easier to write but I may consider making it a gender neutral reader if enough people want it and ask. [This is also kind of a long one for a pilot chapter.]

[Warnings; Some swearing and mentions of smoking. [Also very very minor mentions of drinking.]

Part 1/? | Next Chapter>

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"Hey, can you hand me that soldering iron please?" I say, holding my hand out.

"Oh course Dr. L/n," Theodore says, handing me the iron carefully.

Theodore Thalmann was a freshman student majoring in Computer Engineering at Columbia University, the very University I've worked at for 7 years now.

Theodore came for an internship to work with me, wanting to learn a little more visually than just reading a book, writing down notes, and listening to some old guy talk, and frankly you couldn't really blame him for not wanting to deal with that.

Theodore was a sharp kid, not lazy like most of these kids now, and willing to learn rather than just be here for some extra credit, that's what you liked about him so much.

"Do you need anything else Dr. L/n?" Theodore asks, writing a bit more into his notebook.

Just then, a knock at the door interrupted your thoughts.

"Yes actually, can you go get that for me?" You reply, taking the protective glasses off of your face.

You get up out of your chair, taking off your black rubber gloves and placing them in their respective area. You liked things organised in your lab, it was much easier to find exactly what you needed, and it was also that you never liked a mess where there was work.

"Is Dr. L/n in here? I need to have a word with her." A voice you were far too familiar with comes from the door where Theodore was standing.

Oh god this can't be good.

"Yes she is, come on in Mr. Yeager," Theodore says, letting the man inside the lab.

"Ms. L/n, pleasure to see you again as always," The man says snarkily.

You turn around and walk towards him.

"Hello Mr. Yeager, come to complain about the music volume again? I promise I hadn't played anything today, whatever you might've heard must've been someone else,"

"No, actually, I wanted to talk to you about something more serious, do you think you can get this student to be somewhere else so its a more private conversation?" The Dean says, smiling sarcastically.

Dean Yeager wasn't exactly fond of you, hense the use of your last name rather than Dr. L/n, regardless of how hard I had worked for that title, but to be quite fair, you weren't very fond of him either, so it was more of a mutual hate. There were probably a lot of reasons why he wasn't very big on you but one of the most obvious had to be the fact that you played your music too loud whilst you worked.

"Of course sir. Um, Mr. Thalmann, would you mind stepping outside for a few moments? Me and Dean Yeager need to speak to eachother in private," You say, turning towards Theodore.

Theodore gives a nod and takes off his pair of gloves, placing them haphazardly on a nearby worktable then stepping outside of the lab, shutting the door.

"So, Ms. L/n, I wanted to inform you that you will no longer be working here at the university, I'm giving you a one month notice so that way you may pack all that you have and get out of here by then, is that understood?" Dean Yeager says, a shit eating grin on his face.

"Excuse me?" You say, after a few moments of silence.

"I said you are out of here in a month, fired, let go of, from the university, Ms. L/n," He repeats, venom laced in his voice.

"But wh-what am I supposed to do about Mr. Thalmann? I can't just tell him-" You stutter, still letting the fact you're being fired sink in.

"We will move him with Professor Dietz, someone that actually has a degree to teach, Ms. L/n". He says, cutting you off.

"But I've worked here for more than five years now, you can't just let me go. I graduated from this very University Mr. Yeager, for what reason do I deserve to be let go?" You say, anger becoming more prominent in your voice as you continue to speak.

"We are letting you go because of the constant loud music, because of the constant loss of electricity on the campus due to your failed experiments, because of your lack of actual necessity and funding of being here, Ms. L/n. We cannot continue to fund and pay you just for you to cause disruptions and only be useful to students if they are working under you as an intern. Even when you do have them, they only complain about how you do absolutely nothing in ways of teaching them, you are the issue Ms. L/n,"

The students don't think I teach them? But they've never complained.

The thought of the past interns you've had having bad thoughts about you and your ways of teaching them hurt more then being fired. Sure, you got good pay from the university and your projects were funded, but the students wanting to come in and learn more about what you just so happen to love was the reason why you were still working there in the first place. And sure you would sometimes blast music whilst showing and teaching them but they never complained.

"The students never complain though, I do my absolute best to teach them Mr. Yeager, I don't underst-"

"That is the last of this conversation, Ms. L/n! You will be out of here in one month, and you will get no more students doing internships with you from right now to the day that you are completely gone from this place! Goodbye, Doctor." Dean Yeager says, walking out of the lab, shutting the door.

After a few moments Theodore comes back into the lab, slowly and gently closing the door.

"Ah Mr. Thalmann, um there's going to be a change in plans for you with this internship unfortunately, I hope you don't mind but you'll be moved to go and work with Professor Dietz starting tomorrow, I do apologise," You say, straightening your back.

Theodore stays quiet for a minute, the air thick with awkwardness.

"What Dean Yeager said about all the other students disliking you and your teaching, I don't agree with him. I like your teaching and don't think its right of Dean Yeager to just fire you like that, Dr. L/n." Theodore says awkwardly, trying to lighten the mood of the room.

"Thank you, Mr. Thalmann, but unfortunately that still doesn't change my situation about my work here. I truly do appreciate all of your help and willingness to learn more, especially from me for these past couple of weeks. You're a great student and I'll be honest, I envy Professor Dietz for getting to teach you," You say, a slight smile on your face.

"Thank you, Dr. L/n, do you need any help cleaning up?" Theodore asks, taking the rubber gloves from the table and placing them next to yours.

"No there's no need for that at all, you're free to go early today, thank you for the help Mr. Thalmann."

"Alright, thank you again for teaching me Doctor, I hope everything else goes well for you," Theodore puts the lab coat you let him borrow folded up onto a clear table, then leaves the lab.

You sit down in your rolly chair, clearly worn out as it was bought almost 8 years ago in the late 70s. Even with its rips and threads sticking out from it, as well as the black soot stains and worn cushions, it was still comfortable and somewhat soothing. It reminded you of when you first started working here, about a year after you graduated from the university. And now that you think about it it makes you a little upset that for the past 12 years now this university is all you knew.

Sure you had your own apartment and went out for groceries sometimes, but you never had friends that you still kept in touch with, so you never really went to bars or parties. And at this point having an apartment proved useless as most of the time you would fall asleep in your lab, you would eat in the university's cafeteria, and after that you would just get back to work and drown every other sound out with music from the radio or your cassette tapes.

You get up and grab your coat, leaving the lab to go outside.

You pat your pockets and pull out the cigarette tin, hoping you hadn't run out of any, and to your relief you had just two more left. Grabbing one out of the tin and placing it lightly hanging from your mouth, then lighting it and inhaling the smoke.

You make a mental note that you'll have to go to the drugstore and buy some more.

"What the hell am I gonna do now?" You mutter to yourself, taking another drag of your cigarette.

"Y/n? Is that you?"

You turn your head to see an old friend you hadn't been in touch with since you've graduated at this university.

"Ray?"

"It is you! Oh am I glad to see you. Its been, gosh, how many years now? How have you been? What are you doing here?" Ray says excitedly, asking a million questions all at once.

"Its so great to see you too, Ray. I've been okay these past years, and I work here actually." You say, giving a light chuckle.

Well, more so like you worked here.

"You work here?"

"Yeah, I've been working here since after we graduated actually, what are you doing in terms of a job?"

"I work here too actually, I'm surprised I never seen you around here. You remember Venkman and Spengler though?" He says, taking a half used cigarette out of his pocket.

"Yeah, how can I not remember Venkman, the guy constantly harassed and flirted with me until I graduated, kinda annoying. But I dont recall ever speaking to or interacting with Spengler though."

"Well I've actually been working with them two for a couple of years now, we're working on some equipment and studies to see if ghosts and entities are actually real, parapsychology you know. It would kinda make sense for you to not remember Spengler though, he was a quiet isolated sorta guy. Mind lending me your light?" Ray rambles on, gesturing for your lighter.

You hand him the lighter, taking another drag from your cigarette yourself as he lights his.

"Oh that's neat, I honestly can't believe that I hadn't known you were here though, I would've loved to talk to you and hang out more after graduation," You say, grabbing your lighter back from Ray.

"We should go out for drinks sometime! It'd be a great way to catch up with eachother, I could bring the other guys too! Maybe all of us could ask you questions about our equipment. Given that I don't really know how to do it and all but you're the one that got a Doctoral in Computer Engineering and'll know a bit more than me, but mostly just to hang out with eachother again, like old times!" Ray says excitedly, a smile on his face.

"I'd love to go for drinks with you guys, not sure I'll be of any much use now though because I've just gotten fired by Yeager and have to move all my stuff out by a month from now, so studying and doing experiments are not something I'll get to work on for a while now," You chuckle, putting your cigarette out on the palm of your hand.

"Oh thats such a shame y/n I'm sorry that happened. It seems like Yeager has got a grudge on you too huh?" Ray says sympathetically, putting a comforting hand on your shoulder.

"Yeah but honestly I totally deserved it. Do you remember those series of blackouts throughout the campus that would happen twice a week? Those were all me and it took him 5 years to get sick of it and finally fire my ass,"

You laugh, now feeling a bit better about the loss, mostly because you get to speak with Ray again.

"I heard from some of the other professors that the cause was coming from the engineering and computer science halls, it reminded me of you in a way and it seems I was right about it!" Ray laughs, letting out a dry cough afterwards.

God, Ray has always had such bad smoking problems. I can't say all that much though because that'd be too hypocritical but that cough is starting to get worse.

You two continue talking a while longer, forgetting how long you've been out there until hearing all the ruckus from the students getting released from their classes.

"I should get going now, Peter and Egon are probably wondering where I went by now. Oh! How can I get in touch with you by the way?" Ray says, turning back around toward you.

"I'm usually over here in my lab but it seems it won't be like that much longer, but here's the number for my home telephone, call me if you need or want to plan anything and if I don't answer leave me a message for my answer box," You say, pulling out a notecard and pen from your pocket, scribbling the number down and handing it to Ray.

"Thanks Y/n, I'll remember to call you later on! Sorry about the whole getting fired thing by the way but I hope we see more of eachother. I'll talk to you later!" Ray says, taking the paper and waving goodbye as he runs off to a different area of the university.

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Once you were back into the lab, you looked around to see what you should start packing. You didn't have much space at your apartment so you would either probably have to rent out a storage unit or call your parents to see if they could store some of it in their attic at home.

First I need to get boxes, and then a bunch of bubble wrap and foam so none of my equipment or computers break. I'll have to go and buy some from the post office.

You go and grab your keys and head back outside of your lab, locking the door before you leave. Walking to your car, you take your keys and unlock the door of it.

As you sit down and turn the key it stalls, taking a few more tries before it finally starts. I really gotta get a new car or at least get it checked out.

You start to drive to the nearest post office, and due to the horrible New York traffic it took you about 20 minutes to get to it even if it was only half a mile away. But thats what you got yourself into deciding to move to one of the most populated states in the US.

You park, grab your wallet, lock your car, and proceed into the post office.

You see the large amount of people in there, checking their post boxes, mailing out letters, and waiting to get their packages accepted to be sent out.

You walk to the area they have the boxes set up, grabbing a few medium sized ones and proceeding to the shortest line so you can purchase them. Once finally at the front, you place the flattened out boxes onto the table.

"Hello, just these and also, do you guys have the big rolls of bubble wrap?" You say to the man at the desk, who already looked far too tired.

The man nodded and pulled out a large roll of bubble wrap, placing it on top of the boxes.

"Is that all ma'am?"

You nod, taking your wallet out of your coat pocket so that way you have your money ready.

The man punches numbers into his machine, looking at each thing on the desk as he does so.

"That'll be $21.47, ma'am."

You take 22 dollars out of your wallet, handing them to the man as he takes it gingerly, placing the bills into the register and grabbing a few coins for your change and handing them and the receipt to you.

You thank the man and take the boxes and bubble wrap with you, struggling slightly at how awkward it was to hold the 10 flat boxes and bubble wrap in your arms.

You open the trunk of your car, putting the boxes and bubble wrap in, just barely fitting to where you can close the trunk door.

God this is gonna suck.

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I literally wrote all of this in about 7 maybe 9 hours total because I just thought up something and was like, "oh yeah, this'll be great," and thats at least what I'm hoping now. I want this to kinda be slow burn and I know that's what I always say when I do series, and I never finish them, but I am really hoping ill be able to do more with this then my other failed attempts at series [if I take longer than a month to get another chapter of this out I want you all to yell at me and tell me to finish it]

[Word count; 2,769

[eitaababe]

GET IT NOW ?

a/n — i was working on this but accidentally posted it 🧍‍♂️ anyways request was made by @evanpetersluver

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Your first impression of Lo'ak wasn't the greatest. You were with your brother, Rotxo, and two of your friends, Tsireya and Ao'nung when the Sully's first arrived. You wearily eyed their weak tails and skinny arms when Lo'ak sent a smirk your way, greeting you with a smug, "Hey."

You hissed in response, the boys smirk fading into a frown. Tsireya gave you a stern look, making you retreat behind your brother, listening to what her parents had to say. You were shocked, to say the least that they were allowed to stay, and that Tsireya and Ao'nung had to teach them your clan's ways. Your face subtly dropped in disapproval with Ao'nung, knowing you and your brother would most likely end up helping the two.

And so here you were, helping the siblings learn some new breathing techniques. You quickly learned that they all lacked the ability to hold their breath for a long time when you tried teaching them to swim, so the plan was to teach them. And of course, Lo'ak found himself sat next to you, all of you sat in a circle.

"You're not doing it right," You scolded him, putting a hand on his stomach. "Breathe with your stomach, not your chest. And you need to slow your heart down," You continued, counting for him to follow and rolling your eyes in impatience when he didn't obey your commands. "Your heart is going even faster now. That's exactly the opposite of what I told you to do. Do you listen at all?"

"Sorry." He apologized quickly, clearing his throat. He tried, really, but the feeling of your hand pushing down on his stomach just made his heart beat what felt like a million miles per hour.

Behind your back, the three boys were snickering at Lo'ak's shaky breathing, and how he reacted to your touch. Tsireya and Kiri silently scolded them, rolling their eyes at the boys dumb antics.

And so, after what seemed like forever, you guys finally moved on from breathing techniques. You then moved on to how to talk underwater, using your hands.

The Sully's somewhat got the hang of it, and Lo'ak seemed pretty confident in his skills. "Hey, Y/n!" He called after you, grabbing your attention. "Check this out." He made a few signals with his hands.

'You are very ugly.'

You scoffed in disbelief, signing back towards him, even if he couldn't understand. You'd gladly translate it to him.

'You can't talk with that disgusting face of yours.'

"What'd you say?" Lo'ak curiously asked, confused.

"I said, you can't call me ugly with that disgusting face of yours." You snapped, standing up and ready to walk away from him.

"Wait what? I didn't call you ugly? I asked Ao'nung how to sign, 'you are very pretty.' Was that not it?"

You turned around, bending over in laughter and seeing Ao'nung do the same. "Lo'ak, you are so stupid. He told you the wrong thing. Since when would you trust Ao'nung to say something like that?"

Lo'ak slumped in disappointment, glaring daggers over at Ao'nung as the two of you walked away, cackling at the younger brother's stupidity.

The next day, you went up to Lo'ak alone, much to his surprise. His eyes widened, not expecting you to talk to him first. Today, he was hoping to do everything you told him to do correctly, in hopes of impressing you.

"C'mon, forrest boy. We're going to put your breathing exercises to use today." Naturally, he followed you to wherever you were headed, diving after you when you went to the water.

"Okay, I have this shell," you started, treading water when you lifted your hand to reveal the shell. "I'm going to throw this underwater, and you're going to retrieve it and bring it back. Understood?"

"Yes ma'am." He grinned, quickly going after the shell once you disposed of it whilst rolling your eyes.

He swam deeper and deeper, reaching out to catch the shell. But alas, it kept floating away from his grasp, and soon enough he had to come back up for air, shell-less.

Sighing at his failure, you shook your head. "Give me a moment," you dove underneath the waves, locating the shiny white shell and coming up a minute or so later. "Here's the shell. We're going to do it again. We'll keep doing it until you get the shell. I didn't spent such a long time with you yesterday only for you to not be able to hold your breath long enough."

Nodding at your words, Lo'ak dove after the shell a second time. And then a third. And finally, on his fourth try, he came up, gasping for air. "I did it! I got the shell, y/n!"

"Congratulations, you held your breath for a couple minutes and grabbed a shell." You stated monotonously, but even if you wouldn't admit it, the proud grin on your face was unmistakable, and Lo'ak didn't miss it. He watched as you swam back to shore, the sight of your smile engraved in his mind for the rest of the day.

The next time Lo'ak sees you is when you and the rest are teaching everyone how to ride an ilu. Tsireya explained the concept of them to him, Rotxo over with Neteyam, and you and Ao'nung waiting back in case anyone needed any help (or to watch one of them fail).

You watched Lo'ak mount his ilu and make the bond, and as he dove your heads went underwater with the ilu, watching how he rather quickly was unmounted from the ilu, left behind and swimming back up. The ilu made a sound, all up in the boys face, as if it was taunting him.

You and Ao'nung howled in laughter, abdominal sore from how hard you were laughing. Even Tsireya put a hand to her mouth, unable to stop the quiet giggles leaving her mouth.

"You alright forrest boy?" Ao'nung was the first to speak up, teasing Lo'ak.

"You do know you're supposed to ride the ilu, right? And actually stay on it?" You added, clutching your stomach.

"Oh whatever!" Lo'ak's face burned with embarrassment, your teasing not making it any better. Yet, he couldn't help but feel as if it was worth it, getting to see that lovely smile of yours again.

You and Roxto didn't spend much time with the Sully siblings after that. You did your duty to teach them the clan's ways, and Ao'nung and Tsireya took the siblings to Ranteng Utralti, your clan's spirit tree so they could become part of the Metkayina. Not that you would admit it, but you almost missed Lo'ak's presence. His dumb remarks, or how he would stupidly try to impress you and then adorably fail. At the realization of liking to have him around you sat straight up, hitting yourself in the head lightly. What was wrong with you?

The next few days, you took some time to reflect. You were strolling around the reef when you stumbled upon Tsireya and Lo'ak. You felt bad for eavesdropping, but curiosity got the best of you. You heard something about Tsireya comforting him about his fingers, and you looked down in shame. You, foolishly, had teased him about his extra finger when he first came. You then wondered, had you driven the boy away with your cruel words?

You walked off, no longer interested in their conversation and falling into a hole of deep pity for yourself. It was pathetic, really. You had bullied the boy for what he couldn't pick up immediately, knowing he would have a hard time, since he was coming from a forrest environment. You commented on his different looks, and refused to praise him whenever he did something right. For eywa's sake, you didn't even stand up for him or his sister when Ao'nung picked a fight with them.

You'd spent so long convincing yourself you hated him, so why were you weeping his absence? It shouldn't have been that big of a deal, really. In fact, you should be happier, peaceful that his annoying voice isn't always with you.

Breaking you out of your thoughts, you heard a voice and turned around to see the very boy you couldn't get off your mind. "Hey, fish girl!"

"Go away, Lo'ak." You spoke over your shoulder, walking away from him, ignoring the fast beating of your heart.

"Hey! Y/n, cmon, don't be like that," He playfully called, grabbing ahold of your arm, seeing your sullen expression as you turned around to face him. "What's wrong?"

"Are you actually stupid?" You inquired harshly, taking him by surprise.

"Excuse you?"

"You heard me. Are you stupid or something?"

"I mean, I actually consider myself to be somewhat intelligent. Maybe I lack common sense half the time, but I wouldn't call myself stupid." He went on, making you roll your eyes.

"Lo'ak, shut up. Why do you keep hanging around me? Why are you always by my side?"

Blinking, the na'vi turned the tables on you. "You didn't get the memo, did you?"

"What mem- hey, don't change the subject. I was asking you a question."

"Truthfully, I think you're the stupid one," Lo'ak continued, ignoring your remark. "You think I didn't hear all the things you said about me? You said them right to my face. I know how you laughed every time I failed, how you grew annoyed at my constant joking."

"Pray tell, then why am I the stupid one?"

"Because you're so oblivious!" He shouted, throwing his arms up in the air. "Because you didn't notice! I'm always by your side for a reason! I try to impress you all the time. Despite all your nasty comments and insults, I still stick around."

"Yes, you're a moron for doing so." You plainly stated.

Groaning in frustration, Lo'ak (gently) grabbed your face, smashing his lips to yours. Your eyes widened at first, before you melted into the kiss, hands tugging at his hair, pulling him impossibly closer. He sighed into your mouth, eventually having to pull away for air.

"Get it now?"

"Mm, not quite. Might need another reminder." You called, your hand on his cheek to pull him in once more.

bonus !

Watching from afar, Ao'nung grimaced. "Yuck!" He shuddered, looking towards Neteyam. "I was right though, I told you y/n was only so harsh on him for a reason."

Amused by the whole situation, Neteyam chuckled, "Damn. Way to go, baby bro."

"Hey! That's my sister!" Roxto quietly shouted amongst the three of them, fake gagging at the sight. "This is disgusting. I'm actually going to vomit."

"Better get used to it," Ao'nung commented, glancing over at the two of you, still going at it. "They'll probably be sucking each others faces off every time we see them now."

"How are they still kissing? Don't they need to breathe or something?" Neteyam questioned curiously, laughing at his brother.

"I regret ever teaching him how to hold his breath so long." Roxto solemnly said.

"You guys are creeps." Kiri and Tsireya pitched in, walking by the group of boys.

—

a/n — lowk reader was just another version of ao'nung 😭

[impactdial]

would you guys mind if i just dumped a bunch of sanji/usopp/sanuso headcanons lmao 🧍‍♂️(putting these under a readmore because there's a LOT)

sanji

-wasian (korean on his moms side)

-his natural hair color is technically black but due to the mutation being partially suppressed, his hair is blonde. he had to start dyeing his hair after the mutation awakened because if he gets too upset/emotional while fighting, his hair will begin turning black

-bisexual + nonbinary. feminine in a show dog boy poodle kind of way. mainly uses he/him but is ok with close friends using she/they too.

-extremely claustrophobic. cannot stand to wear things around or over his head for very long.

-this is more in the vein of a modern au but: he understands but doesn’t fluently speak french (zeff never formally taught him. he knows a few phrases in korean)

-has hardcore perfectionism thats tied to his self worth. everything he does has to be up to his “standard” or he spirals

-has an eating disorder that only chopper and usopp know about in detail. wont eat until everyone else has eaten.

usopp

-afro latino

-bisexual + trans man. post-ts he gains the confidence to enjoy his femininity more, which he does with nami and occasionally robin as well

-has an anxiety disorder and adhd. listening to him info dump is kinda hypnotic ngl. even luffy stays invested most of the time. started taking antidepressants after thriller bark

-more intelligent than he gives himself credit for. he's an incredibly fast learner.

-bigger and heavier post-ts. he's probably only second to zoro in terms of bulk. has THE MOST cake out of everyone on the crew (yes even franky)

-has a difficult/different relationship with food. surviving on boin left him with some weird stress responses

-similarly, he doesn't really enjoy eating meat as much anymore because of boin. (fish is fine, it's mostly red meat he can't always eat)

-him, robin, chopper and luffy have drawing sessions together where they just draw on a giant sheet of paper.

-keeps an immaculate record of everything he's grown in his garden and sketches every single interesting plant he sees on islands.

sanuso specific:

-both of them wish they had each other in their lives when they were kids

-before they got together, they both thought "does he feel this thing we have too? what if i'm misreading the signs because i've never been this close to anyone like this before?"

-even thought they're dating, they still have their typical playful, bickering dynamic where they like to tease each other because they're so comfortable around each other. strangers are surprised when they find out sanji and usopp hadn't grown up together.

-sanji isn't ridiculously doting and over the top like he can be with nami or robin, but he's still stupidly romantic and affectionate even when he's not trying to be. usopp is, of course, very endeared by this

-they're both vers switches but sanji tends to be more of a sub

[the-s1lly-corner]

facial dysmorphia comfort spot x reader

maybe maybe

Spot w/ an S/O who has facial dysmorphia

Okokokok two things!!

One I am once again so sorry for taking so long for getting to your ask 😭😭 same goes for everyone else who sent in requests <\3 but I got nothing going on tonight so I'll likely be knocking out asks throughout tonight!!

Second!!

Bit personal but I really didnt know there was dysmorphia that's centered around faces :0 I thought it was just body dysmorphia; and this ask kinda

Made me feel things

Not necessarily bad things but like

"Oh that's a hyper specific version of me" as someone with body dysmorphia that's very. Face centered

🧍‍♂️

Anywahs

Eeerm yeah!!

With all that being said some of this might dip into my personal experience with body dysmorphia <\3

Actually it kinda dips into a lot

It's the self projection for me

Not proofread we die like peter parker

He gets it

Kinda?

Sorta?

I mean it's not a 1:1 but

Close enough...?

I think he may have also had similar issues precollider tbh, like when he said "oh I used to be handsome by scientist standards" sounded... backhanded..

Anyways

Not the most attentive, he wont immediately catch your mood souring if you two are out and about; but he does eventually catch on if you're quiet or fidgeting

Offers you things you can fidget with to keep your hands busy; from small stress toys to rubber bands, to keep your hands busy

I know everyones different but again, self projection here

Helps especially if you mess with/tug your hair into place or pick your face at any perceived flaws

"Look at me dont look at them," when he notices you start comparing yourself to others when you're both out

Probably steps in front of you, if you're walking hes walking backwards to keep him in your view

He falls over/hj

Ah yes the mirror

Frowns

Another thing that spot would personally relate too; I believe I've mentioned somewhere in a different hc post that he tends to just

Stare and talk down to his reflection, post collider

It's a habit he probably had precollider too, but instead of his lack of face he's scrutinizing the moles and beauty marks

He never really liked his spots

But aside from sympathy when he sees you do the same he also feels

Hurt

Is this how he makes you feel when he does the same thing?

It's weird for him to be on the other end; watching you pick at your skin or teeth, sizing up every curve and crevice

He doesnt want to just go up to you and pull you away from the mirror or upright tell you to stop; nono that doesnt feel right.. it feels too.. forceful, accusatory... he doesn't want to make things worse

He'll probably try to subtly bring your attention in another direction; be it asking you what the plans for that night are, or asking for some affection

The most bold he'll get is walking up to you and gently bopping his face against you

He does his research, hes a scientist afterall

He makes sure that your shared home is a safe place to retreat to at the end of the day; his protective side outright banning anything that could potentially trigger your dysmorphia, doesn't matter what it is he's just not going to let it through the door

He never ever wants you to feel like your experiences are less than; whenever he notices a day is particularly hard hes immediately dropping everything to help and/or distract and/or comfort you

Listens diligently to what you need

He probably keeps a little notebook somewhere with notes scribbled down, along with things he knows you like and bring security

You both have feeling sessions; you both just sit down and talk, about anything really

Not necessarily vents but also not necessarily not vent but

You know

God forbid anyone ever makes you feel bad about himself

He would never... kill anyone (attempting to off miles dad aside!! I write these like. Imagining it's the time between the movies :0) but boy does he get thoughts

Literally just

Spawns a hole under them and sends them to god knows where

If you've got anything to help it, like say therapy or medications he'll make sure you keep a consistent and steady schedule with it

Insists on taking you to therapy himself

Via holes, of course

"Wait wait wait I think... I got it this time-!"

Proceeds to accidentally send yall to the top of some random building somewhere

VERY persistent about any meds, almost gets naggy with it

This is the same with any other stuff you may or may not take; other meds, vitamins, antibiotics, ect ect ect

Spot is more or less kind of. ..

I dont wanna say hes a mother hen, but asides from revenge, the thing he wants most is for you to be happy and healthy

It also kinda offers himself some reflection, because again he carries/used to carry similar behaviors; whether he had dysmorphia or not, he can see himself in you and it

Hurts

As a side note you notice his frequency in the bad self talk lowers

Gives off that "do it for her" simpsons meme, but its spot having a board of you

Figurative board of course

Maybe

I can kinda see him having some version of it actually

He just wants you to know that he loves you so so so much. He thinks himself to be the luckiest man in the world; hell in the entire multiverse, as cheesy as it sounds. Despite everything hes been through and going through, he still managed to get someone like you by his side. You give him clarity in his whirlwind of a life and he wants to let you know how grateful he is for your existence

Anyways

Yeah I dont know where I was going with this post and hcs I kinda just let my feelings and experiences talk here so <\3 normally I like to keep things like this vague so others can hopefully relate easier but

Man this topic got me

But

Yeah

I hope this is alright !! It's not often I write stuff with this sort of topic matter so I'm a lil rusty <\3

[madame-fear]

luke in the village with his kids being one with the people bec he really cares for them and doesn’t want to be seen as some bossy tyrant in a castle he’ll fish with them, list to their concerns on a regular wooden chair as people line up with his security but it’s all normal. As he looks through the markets and wares with his sons, they’re like “where is your lord father? glad you and your siblings can visit us people today” and he’s like *scratching his head* it is i

LOOOOL

HAHAHAHHAH YESSS I TOTALLY SEE THIS HAPPENING I SWEAR—

I am one hundred certain that: him, you, and your children will already be used to this, or if not, often getting remarks about how similar he looks to your children. BASICALLY YOU GAVE BIRTH TO MINI LUKES???? WHAT THE HELL–

Anyways! Yeah, I headcanon that most people will always be often remarking to him, you and your children about how similar the boys are to their father... and occasionally, this very specific comment will not only be heard by you coming from the lips of the villagers that very thankfully visit him when he's open to listen to them, or spends time with those villagers, but also, from Lords and Ladies that visit you in Driftmark, or Kings Landing.

One time, he decided to visit a near village... once again, maybe, because I feel like he'd often go to villages – but this time, he took his three sons with him, so they could also visit the villages once in a while, just like their father did. Luke also thought of taking his daughter with him, but she was too occupied with her lesson with the Septa, so he simply took his sons.

While his children were wandering around the markets, so was he; exploring what people sold, and occasionally, chatting with some of the villagers and listening attentively to what they had to say to him. It was mostly normal, and a tranquil evening for them, until while checking a small market stand, a villager caught his attention by speaking to him.

“Where is your Lord Father, my prince?” one of the villagers inquired Lucerys, causing the Lord to quickly turn his head around. His eyebrows were furrowed in confusion, creating a small crease in between them. “Glad you and your siblings can visit us today.”

Can see him like: 🧍‍♂️??????????

Ok so he would've definitely been confused and it would've taken him some good seconds to realise what the villager meant – and to actually realise, that the villager had mistaken him for one of his sons, most likely the eldest.

“It is I, Lord Lucerys Velaryon, and I have brought my three sons with me today.” was the best response he could come with, supposing the villager had mistaken him for one of his sons, whom all of them resembled him quite well. The interaction attracted the interest of his boys, causing them to approach hia father, and to make the villager realise: he was actually talking with the Lord himself, and not one of his sons.

Immediatly the villager awkwardly apologised for the misunderstanding, and bowed down in respect at Lucerys, while his three sons are quietly snickering from behind his father as the villager curtsies (which earns them a quick glare from their father to make them stop chuckling, though he finds the situation funny himself as well). Then, the villager would've shown him all the things they have in their market, and would talk to him normally, and with lots of respect trying to make up for the error.

Honestly it would be pretty funny for the four of them because it wouldn't be the first time that either one of his sons gets mistaken for him, or he gets mistaken for one of his sons LMAOOO

I can see them arriving to the Driftmark castle, and your children going to you like “GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY MOTHER–”, though you are not surprised one bit by it.

— ♡ taglist : @jjamieberry @anemicroyalcore @countsmoon @tickle-euphoria @beeebo234

[polarized-here]

Hear me out, a mcsm au where Lukas is a vampire, and Jesse is a monster hunter, but when getting the job he didn’t read the job description and thought monster hunter, was like, ‘hunt down monster friends’

Lukas originally thought Jesse was going to kill him, hearing a monster hunter with a high rank was after him. That is, until he just sees a little silly guy at his doorstep asking for refuge from the storm

He looks like a sompy wet cat so Lukas takes him and his friends, hesitantly, instant change in demeanor seeing how silly they all are. Little goofy guys who just needed a place to stay for the storm.

They move. A lot, always moving from place to place, so Lukas wants them to stay at his little castle home thing… Lukas learns to live a little, being a little coddled vampire that never rlly got to explore or do much as a kid. Compared to Jesse,,, who had no parents 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

Other sick mentions

Lukas likes drinking tomato Juice, he calls it his Vegan alternative,

he’ll still drink human blood ofc, gotta keep the human population stable, keystone species job and all of that /j

Jesse is a Phoenix hybird (y’all know me and my obsession with pheonix au’s 😔🤞) that hides most of his traits, this is why he joined in the first place, he wanted friends :(

he gets friends in the form of Axel who’s an elf, Olivia who’s also a Sphinx, Petra as a Pegasus, Aiden who is a vampire, Maya as a Harpy, and Gill was a werewolf

No Jesse has not mentioned the fact he is a Phoenix to any of his friends 🧍‍♂️ he forgor 💀

Jesse has not killed anyone, he would never kill (unless Lukas or any of his friends asked him too—) But yeah he would never kill and never has, he’s too good for this world 😔

Jesse loves having his friends with him, they don’t know he’s a Phoenix, and he doesn’t plan to tell them, it’s been years 😭 and he just forgor, please man he’s so stupid

His main reason for taking the job though was because he had a super big crush on Lukas, who was being chased by monster hunters 😔😔 the things he would do for Lukas bruh

Jesse loves stories, books, literally almost any sort of academic style thing he enjoys. He’s such a little scholarly boy 🫶🫶🫶 he’s so silly and goofy. Lukas loves listening to him ramble and vise-versa

Their so gay Ong I love gay people 🫶

[clumsyartish]

OMG IT'S OUT, IT'S OUT IT'S OUT!! Yes I watched it immediately after it came out in the middle of the night and I'll have to be up in like 4 hours but here it is.. My favorite

Rwrb quotes THAT MADE IT!! (And movie-only moments I'm still dying 4)

PS: DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY SPOILERS (everything is out of context tho)

"Yes and I can assure you that making it was one of the most depressing moments of my career"

(Alex, it's good to see you... Sober) -OMG HENRY SLAY

"HRH PRINCE DICKHEAD💩"

"but we were ever so careful dear"

The turkey /cornbread knows my sins Henry [sort of]

"he's named after Bowie"

"Do you ever wonder who you'd be if you were some anonymous person in the world?... You're as thick as it gets"

(I totaly... Privately called that)

"here's what we're gonna do... You're gonna stay atleast 500 feet away from me..."

"As gay as a maypole"

(I have no idea what a maypole is... Are they known for their homosexual tendencies?)

(there's two things I've been dying to ask you)

(Who says make love anymore? Are we gonna like... Listen to Lana del Rey while we do it?)

[Alex faceplant on the bed after the Texas montage, Cuz lmao same]

(and I told my sistaaah... She was really happy for us... Tihi)

"everytime I see you it takes another year off of my life"

(we're gonna need some pizza)

"you need to figure out if you feel forever about him"

(dad what is this music? It's so not the vibe)

[ALEX READING ONE LAST STOP OMFG]

"please, have a little more faith in your old man"

"sometimes you just gotta jump, hope you're not standing on a cliff"

(I seriously doubt that x2)

(it's like there's a rope attached to my chest and.... *aaaaaaah*)

[I'm sorry, I know it's really emotional and all but the way Alex is just standing right up like 🧍‍♂️ while Henry swims away had me laughing to tears]

"if you want me to leave you'll have to tell me to leave" {aaaaaaahh}

(The dancing... THE FUCKING DANCING)

(WHEN THEY WRITE THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE I WANT IT TO INCLUDE YOU. And my LOVE FOR YOU!!)

"HISTORY, HUH?

BET WE COULD MAKE SOME"

(and I'm not gonna get any work done until you let these lovesick homosexuals on the phone with one another)

((hurry, please)I'll break the sound barrier for you)

(I HAVE, read your emails HENRY!)[I'm sorry I can't bahaha]

(Beca-Beca-Because)

(homosexssssiual)

(I think that's up for debate)

(Oh shut up your majesty)

[rodolfoparras]

Let me know if you enjoyed the audio 😊 I listened to it and HAD to share it with someone 🙏 you were an easy victim

I also hate watching straight characters have sex 🧍‍♂️ it's so weird to me 😭 most of the time it's so irrelevant. I mute that shit and look away until they're done 👎👎

I don't read fem readers very often, maybe if the writing is well done and it's not heavily gendered. Sometimes I do by accident because no one tags anything correctly on here 🗣️‼️ my bf in a different fandom stumbles upon so much incest shit ⁉️ and it's just tagged as the ship and not y'know, incest. GROSS (it's the supernatural fandom)

But I do agree:( it's just big scary man who's an asshole and is overly rough to a weirdly innocent woman that's significantly younger than him, that it's basically pedophilic

Somehow Gaz is the only COD character to survive this and it's probably the blatant racism, and they instead paint him as the weirdly innocent character...

Soap is a mix between both, depending on who he's written with.

It's so sad😔 leave my gay men ALONE

Can't believe that one anon was mad at you for being a male writer when half the fem stuff is the same thing and sooo ooc.

-🐧

And i appreciate the rec and will def let you know my thoughts thank you sugar 🫶🏻🫶🏻

No bc I genuinely cringe at straight ppl kissing on screen😭 idk sometimes it feels weirdly timed like why are we kissing now or fucking now or they just show too much and I get uncomfortable 😭

Also they def have great writers within the fem reader fandom! But I rather not read fem reader pieces for price bc I know a piece of me will die reading how they wrote him😭THIS HAPPENED TO ME but hear me out the characters aren’t even family ?3?3 SO WHY ARE WE MAKING THEM FAMOLY

You know what now that you say it I will stay away from any and all cod x fem reader pieces I rather be oblivious to how they portray the characters than read the silly version of them

I feel that fem readers have attributes they like in a man and they just apply it to any male character and don’t get me wrong we all do it to some degree but while male reader authors add a sprinkle of that, fem reader authors make a whole mold out of their own likes and dislikes and dismiss the whole existing character arc

Right?3!3!3 hello to this day the straight girl in a gay club analogy makes absolutely no fucking sense

[cosmicn3ptune]

may i request something?<3 sanemi x fem!reader where she's all tough and cold, only speaking when necessary which,, she never has, not around him, and he actually really hates her because he thinks she thinks she's above everyone, that and she's rly powerful. but then one day he rounds a corner and accidentally bumps into her and she lets out the cutest yelp and his brain short circuits because she's apologizing, blushing, and rambling all cutely and hes just 🧍‍♂️ and as she walks away, confused why he was just standing there, he realizes "oh shit. i like her".

and as a bonus perhaps, after this, he tries his best to get closer to her, even attempts to flirt in his own way, but fails each time, but little does he know, reader sees right through him and is crushing on him too.

if you don't want to write this, it's completely fine!! have a wonderful day/night and don't forget to drink water! also, i love your writing! keep being amazing<3

Yes of course!!! I love Sanemi sm this was so fun to write! Thank you anon <33 I hope you've been doing well and drinking lots of water!! (o´▽`o)

𝐀𝐰𝐤𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝! 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

Reader is the ice pillar

Genre: Fluff

Includes: awkwardness, bad flirting, enemies to lovers, Sanemi is a simp, reader is tough, fluff

:

Despite all having similar goals not all of the hashira got along. Sometimes it was due to different beliefs, other times because of opposite personalities. As the ice pillar, it was your sworn duty to be cold and dispassionate. It isn’t your fault that your breathing form made you so distant. It was simply your nature to be that way, and that was something wind pillar Sanemi Shinazugawa could never get a hold of.

Even after all the time you had been a hashira he still had never heard you speak. Whether it was because he wasn’t listening, or you in fact had not said a word around him; Most likely the latter. This led him to believe you thought you were above him and the others, when you felt quite the opposite.

The master had noticed the growing tension between the two of you and therefore had never put you on a mission together. It was almost as if you and the wind hashira were complete strangers. It had never crossed your mind that you even had the chance to become closer with him.

Keeping your head tilted to the ground, you continued to wander around the Butterfly Estate. You narrowed your eyes as you mindlessly fidgeted with the hem of your snowflake-patterned haori. You knew it was quite a bad idea to not watch where you were going, your pillar training had taught you that. Perhaps you could let today slide - you had a mission last night and it left you incredibly drowsy to the point you were nearly stumbling every step.

Sanemi had also been making his way around the mansion. He intended on asking Shinobu for some spare wisteria - which she always seemed to have on her. He had no idea you were in the same vicinity. Sanemi took note of the neatly kept and dainty flowers that had bloomed so elegantly. He kept his eyes trained on the delicate blossoms as he quickly rounded the corner

Sanemi was met with an unexpected force, as were you. You flinched and let out a gentle yelp, eyes widening and fixated on the equally shocked wind pillar. Your trembling hand slapped against your mouth as a muffled “sorry” left your quivering lips. Instead of responding Sanemi could only blush and stare, as if his mind turned off. That was the first time he had ever heard you say anything and he certainly wasn’t expecting the standoffish ice pillar to sound like that. To sound so… Sweet.

You bowed your head, awkwardly apologizing with your eyes squeezed shut and face covered in a deep flustered red. The way your eyelashes fluttered when you glanced up at him had Sanemi feeling something he had never felt before. It was warm and caused him to go silent, not knowing what to even say.

You lifted your head and made an uncomfortably long eye contact with him before quietly excusing yourself. You hurried off with your face tinted pink, wondering how you let yourself have such a humiliating scene play out. Contrary to what you believed, Sanemi wasn’t mocking or laughing at you. Instead he admired you until you were out of view.

When you finally disappeared he let out a breath he hadn’t realized he was holding, only to roughly inhale again when he realized what his mess of a head was trying to tell him. He harshly bit his tongue and crossed his arms. It wasn’t possible.

Had he really fallen for the ice pillar that he had previously despised?

There was no use fighting himself. It wasn’t just a feeling, it was a fact. He stuffed his face into his hands in an awful attempt to hide his crimson face. He heard light footsteps approaching him and swiftly peeked up, wondering if you had returned. To his surprise the girl he had fallen in love with was nowhere to be seen. Instead an agitated voice that was certainly not yours began to shout at him.

“What are you doing here?! You have no idea how suspicious you look, I thought you were an intruder!” Aoi glared at him as if he were the most disgusting creature she had ever seen. To be fair his actions were just a bit out of the ordinary. Sanemi sighed and apologized for frightening Aoi, to which she responded “I wasn’t scared!” In an irritated tone. Sanemi smirked and rolled his eyes as he made his way to find Shinobu.

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Isn’t it strange how you can go from hating someone to loving them in the matter of a few minutes? Sanemi never expected such a thing to happen. He thought the whole “enemies to lovers” thing was just fiction. He only realized that wasn’t true in the past week, as he had fallen deeply in love with you. How could this possibly happen?

Sanemi finally found the courage to go to your mansion and knock on the door. His breathing was heaving and uneven, doubt washing all over his pride. Maybe this wasn’t the best idea. Until a few days ago he had been shit-talking you left and right. There was a high chance you wouldn’t even answer the door, and even if you did you’d probably slam it on him. Although his fear was building up he was right there. He was so close to having an opportunity to talk with you and there was no way he’d just throw it away.

His heart felt like it was about to either stop or beat out of his chest when he heard your footsteps approaching the door. Perhaps it would soften the blow if he had bought flowers or chocolate, but no, he just nervously stood there with nothing in his hands.

Sanemi stiffened up as you slid the shoji open, your eyes meeting him instantly. You’re confused, and also quite concerned at his sudden change of heart. Your expression softens when you notice his shy body language - smiling to yourself.

“Shinazugawa..?” There it was again, your lovely voice. “What are you doing?” You spoke in a hushed tone, a lullaby for his ears. Everything Sanemi intended on saying left his mind and rendered him braindead for a few moments. He stuttered on his words and was almost unable to say anything that made sense.

“Um.. Can I stay the night… Maybe? Please?” He stammered and avoided your eye contact with a blushing face. You stare at him, trying to wrap your mind around the words that just left his mouth. You giggled for a second, causing Sanemi to almost explode.

“Sure! I’m making ohagi, do you want some?”

And that’s when Sanemi knew he made the right choice in falling in love with you.

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I really hope you enjoy this because I rewrote it so many times LMAO - Anyways Sanemi enjoyers rise. Have a lovely day sunshines <3

[zainmalik]

i'm afraid to ask about what a 16-year-old you did 🧍‍♂️

oh boy

purposely skipped my first two hours of class and blamed it on living far away and having to wait for my parents when in reality i was just too lazy to go to class

had the worst friendship breakup of my life which started because i did not say hi to my ex friends and i promise you it was not out of bad blood, but i took the opportunity to leave them and tell them it was because i didn’t like them at all. proceeded to tell everyone who listened that they were the worst, but in my defense they didn’t treat me well, often put me down, spoke behind my back, and were probably friends with me out of pity, but i have to admit i was a bitter bitch and just wanted some kind of revenge

somehow managed to make my ex friend’s boyfriend break up with her because he developed feelings for me (there’s the revenge)

speaking of, had my first kiss with him and promptly told him we couldn’t be together because he was moving away, but in reality i kissed him because i wanted to prove to myself i only liked boys because i was falling for my girl best friend at the time. the kiss was really good and to this day i regret not only using him but not giving him a chance

oh and speaking of that kiss, we did it close to the staircase that lead to the second floor of the school, so while we were kissing my ex friends, including his ex girlfriend, saw us kissing. my other ex friend and i shared one class and let me tell you, it was the most awkward moment of my life, but because i was the worst and very very petty i kept smiling hard and happily sighing, and making sure she saw it

speaking of the skipping, the next year i got in so much trouble i was called multiple times to the deans office to the point they got sick of me. they asked me what the fuck was going on, and i just told them i hated their school and the people there. i managed to transfer to the other big school in the area

let’s end this in a good not shall we? after i transferred i started to behave better, made lots of friends, came to terms with my sexuality and started my gender identity journey, actually began apologizing when i fucked up and tried to make amends, made a film (no i’m not showing you), taught some foreign students english as part of my senior project (which in retrospect was what made me love teaching), and got along with my teachers

safe to say those years were kind of insane. i’m glad i’m not a teenager trapped in high school anymore, and i seriously would take my 16 year old self to therapy because she absolutely needed it, and i’m happy i’m going to therapy now because, as you can see, there’s A LOT of stuff to unpack

[sennaverstappendiary]

azerbaijan grand prix ✩ 30.04.2023

listen. i'm going to be real. the reason this is so high up is because it was my first taste of lestappen cr4ck c0caine i'm being so fucking serious. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 this shit fucking killed me. i was unable to talk about anything else. i felt like i had been punched in the fucking gut i'm so fucking serious. 🤧🤧🤧 if you scroll back down far enough you can find my absolute breakdown over this grand prix. i was going BONKERS. getting drunk after quali with my bestie over this shit kinda BONKERS. dancing in the street kinda BONKERS. who needs drugs when you have autism. ☺️☺️☺️

okay lets go back a bit. it had been almost a month since australia, and i had learned A LOT about f1 in the meantime. some very very important things happened, but the most important one is that i made friends! genuine friends! on f1blr! 🥰🥰🥰🤧🤧🌷🌷🌷

i did this by making some rules with myself: if i was going to engage in my hyperfix on tumblr, i should at the very least post my thoughts about it and try to message people. because in all my other fandoms i was just... alone. 😔

to start with, idk how i did it, but i managed to overcome my fear of messaging people first (i was shaking like a leaf while doing it, though), and i somehow managed to message @/verstrapons... which looking back is fucking crazy because i was SCARED and INTIMIDATED and would like... freak out making sure i said the "right stuff" 😭😭😭 looking back this is utterly ridiculous but... i hadn't had online friends in a WHILE okay i was suffering 🥹🥹🥹 it obviously turned out amazingly but!!! i'm so glad we clicked 💕💕 i love you emma... 💓💓💥💥

then i joined the max discord server… i love you guys so much too - i learn stuff every day from y’all and you all made me feel so welcome 🥺🥺🌷🌷 a million flowers to u all… i hope we can meet up at the berlin E prix 🥹🥹🥹

and my lovely bestie @/boxenstopp … my kimi /p… i’m so glad you send me an ask that day on my main blog 🥰🥰🥰 i can’t imagine my life without you and i’m so glad we’re friends… 🥺🥺🥺 you always make me feel so accepted aaaghh… can’t wait to meet up for christmas again 🌷🌷🌷🌷 or maybe we already met. idk when this is coming out 🥹🥹

last but not least… @/xiaoluclair … thank you so much for always messaging with me, especially when we were both more active on tumblr 💌💌💕💕

sappy shit aside.

the other thing that happened during this time? i started realising which drivers i like, which i don’t like as much, and which ships i like and dislike. my top 3 ships have not changed since (lestappen prosenna simi) 😳😳😳 and my tumblr got banned while making a brocedes edit (PLEASE) but it got restored thank the lord LMFAO 🥹🥹🥹 i think i even started my lestappen fic (the first one) during this time‼️‼️ ain’t that something!! don’t mention the fact that sebchal was my first ever f1 fic i will cry 🧍‍♂️/nsrs.

and of course i got to know a lot more about f1! including but not limited to: what the teams actually were, reading the first half of the prosenna book, binging youtube video’s, not quite getting a lot of the references (bono my tyres are dead), what some things on the car do… etc etc. just a lot of general knowledge, although i felt like i didn’t know anything still (well i still feel that way) 😭😭😭

shit we havent even gotten to the race yet. i love yapping 🗣️🗣️🗣️

OH!!!! this was the first time i watched a race while chatting with other people, specifically the ones mentioned above💙💙‼️‼️ thanks for hearing me ramble on about being scared for max always (thats my brand. and he slays every time 🔥🔥🔥)

so, starting with free practice. i still didn’t watch, but i do remember being at my grandparents and quinine texting me that lestappen were 1-2 in fp1? very funny. on the way home i listened to puppy princess and i was like “this is very lestappen core”. lmfao. yeah that changed me as a person for real 😭😭

quali. what. the. fuck. WHAT THE FUCK 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️ i think i almost passed out. keep in mind, there was a FOUR WEEK gap between australia and baku. i went fucking crazy. when 0.000 happened i blacked out for a moment (/nsrs) and i screamed i was SHAKING i was TREMBLING 😵‍💫😵‍💫 I FELT SICK 🙏🙏 i was happy stimming the entire way to the store (i had to eat afterwards). like that was so sick. i genuinely yelped like a damn puppy (ha) when 0.000 happened. wasnt even upset when charles got pole in the end i was so high on it. and then max kept praising charles OH i felt sick. i felt deranged 💥💥💥💥💥💥

this also happens to be the first sprint race of the season. wish it was the last fuck sprints. sprint quali i just remember me sitting in my brothers room completely disinterested as i always am in fucking spring qualis. lmfao. the real sprint was funny, only bc of the INFAMOUS gax moment 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 hole in the rb19 😨😨😨😨 max angry 🥰🥰🥰 george. 🙄🙄🙄 LIKE THAT SHIT SLAPPED i was mad asf at george at the time tho LMAO 🥹🥹🥹

OHHHH the race itself was ass btw. was genuinely kinda upset after NOTHING GOOD HAPPENED AND THEY FUCKED UP MAXS STRAT 💔💔💔💔💔 post race was great tho. more than great. it was fucking amazing ‼️‼️‼️💓💓💓 we got: max straight up lying to charles (“you were catching!!” <- charles was 20 seconds behind max 🫣); charles sitting on the wrong chair (typical); CHARLES AND MAX SWAPPING PODIUM POSITIONS AND CHARLES BEING DUTCH FOR A SECOND 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ LIKE WHAT. HUH. SORRY?!?!?? sure. whatever 🤯🤯🤯🤯. and then charles RUNNING over to spray max 🥰🥰🥰 yeah that was good. that was real good 🌷🌷🌷🌷

i really did love this entire race weekend so much - this was my austria 22 i cant even lie. thats also why its ranked so highly, which, looking back, so fucking crazy‼️‼️‼️ we got so spoiled with lestappen content from qatar onwards that looking back this isnt even that much but believe me. to maple this was crack cocaine of the highest level 😁😁😁😁💞💓💕💓💓💘💘💖💞💞💓💗💝

✩ song of the race: puppy princess - hot freaks

erm hem.

[softguarnere]

Hey there! Your writing is really good so far. Great job!

Can we get relationship headcanons for George and/or Shifty please? If you want.

Thanks 😘

Thank you anon, that's so sweet! 💖 Literally can't tell you how excited I was to finally have an excuse to write Shifty because he's so !!!!, ya know? And since I'm a super indecisive person by nature and can't choose between him and George, have some headcanons for both 😘

Dating Shifty Powers would include . . .

Not my southern upbringing about to jump out while writing this

Literally the sweetest and most gentle guy are you kidding me?

He definitely has so many nicknames for you, like Baby, Doll, Princess, etc.

He's a very touchy person by nature, but he understands that not everyone is, so sometimes he just kind of walks to the doorway of whatever room you're in like 🧍‍♂️❓until you give him the all clear to hold you

If you get cold easily then you're in luck, because this man is about to be your own personal space heater

You guys just really like spending time together, regardless of what you're doing

The way his face lights up the second you walk into a room is just so sweet, omg. He always looks so happy to see you

During the war, he loves to tell you stories about where he grew up, about his family, and all the things he wants to share with you when you guys get back to the states. And he's so excited to teach you things, like how to fish, how to noodle, how to find the best watermelons during the summer, how to stargaze

Sometimes he doesn't feel like himself anymore, because the war changed everyone to some extent. But when he can just be outside with you, laying in a field together or sitting under a tree in the woods listening to the cicadas, he feels like he knows exactly who he is

You might be new to his neck of the woods, but you feel like home to him

Dating George Luz would include . . .

He has the biggest crush on you, starting in Toccoa, and is determined that you will both make it through the war alive and well, even if it's just as friends

Before you start dating, you're in one of those will-they-won't-they situations where everyone is routing for you two to get together, but no one clues either of you in that you both feel the same way

Once you do become official, you try really hard to keep it professional so that you don't get into trouble, but you just can't help joking around with each other all the time

For all of his bravado and joking, the war takes it's toll on Luz, and sometimes you've just gotta hold him

Okay, hear me out: I've always had this HC that he's a sleep talker/sleep walker, and that's definitely an experience

Total mixed bag. Sometimes you wake up and hear him saying the wildest stuff, ranging from the horrifying time he was sitting up, pointing at the corner of the room asking you "Do you see them to?", to the time he rambled on and on confessing his love for you

You would have the most fun together after the war, though. There's really never a dull moment with Luz because you're always going on some kind of adventure -- even if it's something mundane, like going to the grocery store, it becomes an adventure

You know how a lot of people say that they married their best friend? Well you guys are the epitome of that, and getting to love your best friend that much is something that you guys never take for granted

It makes him really happy because you guys made it through the war together, in love and as best friends

[artilespema]

The bøy at the station ; weirdass origin

So a week ago I had this weird ass dreams about meeting 'Ticci-Toby' in a bus station and i decided to make a fanfic out of it lol.

So I don't remember all the details (obviously) but weirdly I remember most of it.

I remember that the dream started with me in a bus station, a bus station that I pretty much know since I always have to take the bus there, it was the same exact scenario with the same daily people; old ladies and old men and school people

But I didn't spoke to any of them at least of what I remember XD but I did spoke to a particular person that was there and it was Ticci-Toby for some reason? The thing is I remember thay I started VENTING to him and that mf was listening very attentively (for some reason he was very nice in my dream.) like suddenly I was just telling my problems to him and he was just listening and nodding (Toby really didn't spoke in my dream, the other people did but I always heard them distant or blurry) I don't even remember what the hell i was talking so much with him, I just remember i was complaining about something and that i felt pretty comfortable telling him my stuff 'cuz he was actually listening to all that yk.

I remember the bus I take to go to school arrived, so I took it but it didn't take me to school (In all this Toby was pretty much everywhere w me but bro didn't said a word at all he simply stood there like : 🧍‍♂️ and yet his presence wasn't even weird for me) and I don't remember much more except the bus taking me to my old grandma's house and that during all that my legs were all weak.

During the dream I was completely aware, like I knew I was dreaming but at the same time I was trying to do my usual routine ig 🤷‍♂️

Three days ago I had the continuation of this dream but I remember quite nothing of it apart from Toby's presence everywhere I went, like brosky got affectionate or Smth LOL, literally he simply stood "🧍‍♂️" everywhere I was but it never bothered me.

I think Toby's presence in my dreams was because lately I've been seeing lots of Tiktoks related to him and his origins.

When I woke up it was all funny to me 'cause it felt like i was tripping or smth and I wrote it down before I could forget about it, and it gave me the idea of making the fanfic.

Again, Toby im my dream was surprisingly nice? At least it felt like it since bro didn't spoke a word (or maybe he did and I'm just not remembering it), but he sure was listening and it made me feel nice, as weird as it sounds.

I tried to search what dreaming with a silent person or a bus station meant but I really got nothing at all so if anyone knows :(

[sugar-random6]

||Sorta sad angsty thing I came up with while listening to sad edit audios, sorry 🧍‍♂️||

-*Keith watched, he watched as Lance, the boy he had loved for years was in front of him. Risking his life yet again, but this time Keith would be too late. By the time he realized what was going on Lance had already been shot. Blood oozing everywhere. Keith quickly hurried to his side, trying to see the flicker of life and cheerfulness in Lance's eyes, but there was nothing. Nothing but cold hard relief. Lance's eyes slowly closed, Keith felt his heart rate speed up, his breaths hitching. He was too shocked to call into the others through the coms, he heard their conversations become blurred. Everything because a blur, all that he saw was his mind playing on repeat Lance getting shot. He held Lance to his chest, no breathing, he started to panic when Shiro, his older brother figure, as close as someone can be to a brother, came in.*

"Keith? Keith! Where are you?" His voice grew loud with worry.

Keith managed to catch his voice. But not for long.

"L- Lance.. " he murmured. The coms went silent.

"We're coming bud, hold on" Shiro replied. He knew Keith like a book.

*The team quickly rushed over. Keith and Lance did a good job of taking out all the guards. The one that got Lance, Keith had went on a blind rage attack, stabbing mercilessly. What they didn't expect however, was the sight in front of them. Most of them, besides Shiro of course, knew Keith to be uptight. He barley showed any emotions other then anger. But what they saw bewildered them, Keith, on the ground, like he had just fallen. Holding Lance to his chest, sobbing. Shiro ran over immediately, Pidge and Hunk getting Lance out of Keith's grip, it was hard but eventually he let go. Lance was in bad condition, Shiro held Keith back as he sobbed, barley having enough strength to walk or stand. The scene replaying in his mind. Shiro comforted him while the others took care of Lance. Eventually they got Lance patched up and in a cryopod. They were all surrounding it, hoping the advanced medical features would help their friend. Behind them stood Keith, Shiro by his side. Keith stood there, completely still, in shock from what had happened, it replayed in his mind, each time he screamed at himself to move but he couldn't. The look on Lance's face broke his heart, Lance accepted his fate. Keith began to cry, it wasn't very loud, and no one seemed to notice, the tears falling down his face and onto the ground before he could comprehend what was happening. He looked up, to see the man he loved oh so much, frozen still, and injured. And he could've stopped it. He could've saved him. He looked down, weighted with the guilt, he couldn't take it anymore but couldn't leave Lance again.*