When you’re about to leave work and the oss says, “Before you go”.
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Markiplier, Bob, Wade, Jacksepticeye, and Ethan Incorrect Quotes with their exact energy or that I can imagine them actually saying
Mark: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Ethan: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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Jack: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?
Ethan: With tears?
Jack: No.
Ethan: *tears up*
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Mark, smugly, after security arrives to escort Wade and Bob out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?
Wade, in defeat: Let’s go.
Bob: Wait.
Wade: What?
Bob: I’d kinda like to be carried out...
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Jack: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
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Jack: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Mark: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Ethan: Can I bother you for a second?
Mark: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Ethan: I was just diagnosed with deez.
Jack: Good, I hope it’s lethal.
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Ethan: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Wade: You sleep with a teddybear.
Ethan: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Bob, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
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Jack: I'm bored.
Ethan: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Jack: Sure!
Wade, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Mark down!!
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Wade: Why am I the bad guy?
Mark: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
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Ethan: I’ve only had Mark for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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*at a zoo*
Ethan: What are they in for?
Jack: Ethan, this isn't prison.
Ethan: So they can leave?
Jack: No, but-
Ethan, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Bob & Wade: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Bob: We need an adult!
Wade: Bob, you are an adult!
Bob: We need an adultier adult! Get Jack!
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