i saw this post on reddit and i had to draw how I THINK gordon would actually be standing up there like
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A little while ago as your regular pessimist and a highly aware person, I used to think that my mere existence was to witness the doom of all of us and the actions of ours together leading to the extinction to the last of us and just all the sad little things in the world.
But now I realize there's more to this world, like cat videos and the cute animal videos, you know.
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Markiplier, Bob, Wade, Jacksepticeye, and Ethan Incorrect Quotes with their exact energy or that I can imagine them actually saying
Mark: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Ethan: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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Jack: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?
Ethan: With tears?
Jack: No.
Ethan: *tears up*
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Mark, smugly, after security arrives to escort Wade and Bob out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?
Wade, in defeat: Let’s go.
Bob: Wait.
Wade: What?
Bob: I’d kinda like to be carried out...
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Jack: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
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Jack: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Mark: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Ethan: Can I bother you for a second?
Mark: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Ethan: I was just diagnosed with deez.
Jack: Good, I hope it’s lethal.
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Ethan: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Wade: You sleep with a teddybear.
Ethan: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Bob, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
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Jack: I'm bored.
Ethan: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Jack: Sure!
Wade, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Mark down!!
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Wade: Why am I the bad guy?
Mark: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
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Ethan: I’ve only had Mark for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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*at a zoo*
Ethan: What are they in for?
Jack: Ethan, this isn't prison.
Ethan: So they can leave?
Jack: No, but-
Ethan, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Bob & Wade: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Bob: We need an adult!
Wade: Bob, you are an adult!
Bob: We need an adultier adult! Get Jack!
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So I’m just scrolling right, we’ll on one of the posts I found it had the tag #still not as bad as dozens and dozens of people saying Tyrannosaurus rex had wings! Like… wut
Do people actually believe this!?
This might be the funniest tag ever, I challenge you to find me a better one
Like:
GO FORTH MY MINIONS, AND BRING UNTO ME THE FUNNIEST TAG IN THE WORLD, I SHALL REWARD YOU DEARLY. MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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