#haha suck shit sonic

[worstvideogamesong-poll]

Worst Video Game Song Tournament - Round 2 Match 7

Central City - Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood

VERSUS

Title Screen - Crazy Bus

FIGHT!

I would recommend listening to as much as you can of each song before voting, but how you choose is up to you! Remember to be civil in the tags and replies!

Propaganda under cut:

Central City:

"Look how they massacered my boy... This is actually a sloppy midi remix of a different Sonic song. Here"

"The context makes this music so much worse haha. There was a change in management extremely late in development and the music rights no longer belonged to the developer. They had a week to remake the soundtrack and recycled music from old games. It is in extremely bad midi form because the game got rushed. instruments were missing and it was too late to fix."

"central city sounds like they somehow managed to drop a midi file and then hastily shove it back in place"

"#CENTRAL CITY SWEEP LETS GOOOOOOO RAAAAAAAH"

"#CENTRAL CITY SWEEP #THAT SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!! #SO TRUE"

"#central city........ hoo boy"

"#CENTRAL CITY SWEEEEEEPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"#central city though. yea. thats rough. that was rough. its so funny reading the propaganda only after listening cause while listening i was #like 'oh the production is bad but they have some good musical ideas in here!' and. i can see why."

Crazy Bus Title Screen:

"couldn't even listen to three seconds of the crazy bus music. god fucking damn who QA'd that"

"#crazy bus better sweep this tournament hi crazy bus"

"#crazy bus title screen is so fucking funny#i lose my shit every time i hear it"

"#literally just. listen to the crazy bus title screen #for literally a second"

"#is there any real contender against crazy bus?"

Feel free to add more propaganda in the tags and replies, or send it to me in the ask box and I'll try to share it as soon as I can!

[crusherthedoctor]

I know it's the Sonic fanbase but man it's really telling how they willing to shit on Superstars.

I think Superstars is a good game so see this make me annoyed.

I still don't have Superstars for myself quite yet, so I know I can't comment on it as if to suggest I have played it, but I still like what I've seen and know, and taking all my knowledge of it into account, it really feels like everyone collectively decided it's a 0/10 just because it's not like the fandom darling Frontiers.

I'm sure it's not perfect, even putting the divisive Sonic 4-ish tracks aside, but what kind of dismissal is that when no game is? People are free to criticise Superstars for whatever reasons they see fit (even if they're arguably stupid reasons), but the fandom seems eager to do so in the most bad faith ways possible. At least when I say all the shit that I say about Frontiers, even with the memes, I usually have a reason for it other than "haha this game sucks" and nothing else.

[decolonize-the-left]

My gf was watching a YouTube documentary on Chris Chan and I have some complex feelings on the whole ordeal.

Like for one, I've discovered that even if they're a bigoted, abusive piece of shit, I do think there is a limit for bullying and dehumanizing another person. At some point it stops being "haha nobody owes you kindness cuz you suck" and starts turning into just senseless torture. Like there is actually a point where you need to realize you've stepped away from socially acceptable bigot shaming and stepped into the territory of Abuser.

Like these people straight up detached Chris from any form of reality over the course of 2 decades. They got Chris to think she was living on another planet with sonic characters she made up herself. That she was traveling dimensions through a game console. They've had her post humiliating videos, taken advantage of her financially, emotionally, & psychologically, forced her to do things I literally feel uncomfortable typing out. And I really don't feel comfortable saying what else they got her to believe and do. But I will say Chris was never really in a right mind and everything these people did made it worse.

And I'll admit at first I enjoyed watching Chris, a huge bigoted predator, get absolutely dunked on. Who wouldn't? I mean Chris said and done things I'd feel uncomfortable typing out too. Fuck bigots, they deserve nothing, amirite? I'm the first to say so.

But then it just didn't stop. Ever. And it got dark. It made me uncomfortable even as someone only half-paying attention to a documentary. And it still hasn't stopped and it's been going since like 2005. Chris is literally in jail rn and there's still an entire reddit sub wishing her the absolute worst.

All this happened on 4-chan so obviously it's a dumpster fire to begin with... But idk. Like from a psychological standpoint it's fascinating to me. Like a fucked up psychology experiment.

And I think one of the more disgusting things I noticed was the way people were eager to harm someone when they could justify it. Like moths to a flame. They just wanted to hurt someone. It didn't matter if Chris deserved it or even what Chris did. What matters is they could justify how horribly they treated another person and Chris, with her loose grip on reality, naivete, and mental instability, made a good victim.

Like aside from Chris herself... What drives human beings to relish in being the cause of someone else's misery? Cuz it definitely speaks to what kind of person even engages with this sort of thing in the first place. Hurt people hurt people as the saying goes, abused people abuse people, etc etc.

Like it really shows how trauma & abuse compound on themselves, how mental illness compounds, how community can choose to exacerbate that trauma, how everyone is constantly just projecting on everyone else and making everyone collectively worse, even how you traumatize someone, how you breakdown the reality of a person, how long it takes, the mindsets/feeling/values that make a person willing to put up with being on the receiving end of this and continuously choosing to engage with it for almost 2 whole decades.

Anyway I thought I'd share that. Cuz I know I'm personally one of the first to say that bigots can catch hands. That nobody owes awful people kindness but this made me question how much I actually mean that, to what extent. Because now I've seen how that mindset plays out in real lives in real time without limits or ramifications.

And it sucked.

And I've decided we do owe people kindness actually. Not all the time, not unconditionally. But they are owed kindness. People can not improve under cruel conditions and they can not improve without support. If we want the world to be better, if we really want to improve our surroundings and cultures, we need to accept that.

The human condition is such that it won't improve without love, kindness, and support, it does not care whether or not that's what we deserve.

[complete-clownery]

I really dont wanna come backhere tbh but i really Just wanna shitpost, cuz thats my favorit thing to do- sooo---

Have some art i guess

I really should start to involv more ribbons in my everyday outfits theyre really cute

OOo yee look at that an avm fanart made by me of my favorit character yellow cuz i fucking love them éven tho im in the mother fucking sonic fandom rn??? nooo waaaay

Hihi hoho haha hedgehogs go brrRRR--

Ohhh yee and these ig

I have some more but theyre cringe and shit alsó my phone died some days ago, so i got an old phone but its cool i kinda sad about loosing all those achivements and money in animal crossing pocket camp and some of the art i made on phone was lost too,,, haha too bad,, sucks to be me amiright'?

I also got sick so ill be taking couple of days from school off

Haha ye ill be going back to do free labor for my family

Peace

[cartoonrival]

really really i liked sonadow more before i got more certain about which aspects of the series i liked and which i was more neutral towards (meaning i became a comic fan, where they barely interact lol .). and i still like it in certain contexts and i know sonic has a million foils but i think shadow (next to surge) is one of his strongest (narratively speaking).

i think their relationship and the way they work together is very entertaining to watch, a quiet respect thats still kinda shadowed (haha) by shadows existing issues with his self image and the fact that sonic has this freedom to act that shadow’s never going to have because he eternally views himself as a weapon, regardless of where he points it. it becomes ESPECIALLY interesting if you subscribe to the theory that shadow was modeled after super sonic, meaning he is quite literally the faker and his creation was INSPIRED BY SONIC’S AWESOME POWER, which would fuck a guy up for sure and make him so fucking mad holy shit. also i characterize sonic as something of a chronic flirt (which is mostly an archie-brained take i think, gameverse and x fans might not agree with that) with like everyone he talks to regardless of if he has any genuine interest in them. and i think that sort of character talking to the emotional equivalent of a brick wall has a lot of charm.

THAT SAID even in the games they dont really interact enough for there to be a lot to work off of, in the comics its even less because his idw characterization sucks ass and balls and in archie they just um dont lol . when they do its awesome and its shadow saga part 1 and hedgehog havoc but they mostly dont. and thats fine. IM NOT DENYING THAT THEY DONT HAVE A REAL EMOTIONAL CONNECTION OR ANYTHING i just dont know if that connection is something thats really as potent with them, as they are now, as sonadow as a popular ship would lead you to believe.

ALSO i think its way too often used to sort of undermine shadows relationship with rouge and omega? not intentionally of course but shadow is miles closer to opening up with his teammates than he is with sonic the hedgehog. read shadow fall. this isnt a sonadow hate post i really dont care and i do like it sometimes. i really think sonic acts like that with all his guy friends though LETS BE REAL!

[enrapture]

3 and 14

3:Do you feel more connected to the moon or the sun? As of lately, the moon. I’m a night owl now. People are more alive and true to themselves / vulnerable at night.

14:Talk about one of your most cherished childhood memories? I’m very nostalgic of going to blockbuster with my grandpa to pick out a game some popcorn and candy and then spending hours upon hours of playing them. (Pokémon, Nickelodeon themed movie:/show games.) also very fond of playing sonic adventure on the Dreamcast. It was my fav game along with Nintendo 64’s bomberman hero, crash bandicoot, banjo kazooie, star fox, Diddy kong racing…among many others PlayStation and gameboy advance, GameCube all that shit I’d get so lost in. Games were my getaway and had me distracted as fuck compared to the hell that surrounded me. It was my paradise. I latched onto them heavy along with millions of movies. I still cling to them more so movies than games but I’m starting to get back into gaming. God, I get so lost in movies though. I love them so much. They teach you so many things about life, about others, about yourself. It’s so interesting. I remember playing the orange vhs tapes of rugrats on the vcr. Lol. I also miss going to birthday parties as a child. I never ever had a birthday party of my own. I I always spent my birthdays alone and with “family” I always wanted a party and loved the lil colorful goodiebags with kaleidoscope shit in them. Heavily enjoyed those things. I was actually thinking about them today haha. I know it asked for one. I’m so fucking sorry I always have so much to say my adhd sucks major dick…. I’m always passionate about things so fucking detailed I hate it even though it’s considered a great trait it can be annoying to some…. :(( I wish my brain wasn’t like this lol…

[sonknuxadow]

I find it confusing how ppl such as you complain that no one is giving sonic a chance, when we have given him all the chances for 10years, and the best we got was just alright.

Its ok to be exited and positive, but peoples frustration is more than reasonable, especially considering that devs themselves arrogantly claimed that they are going to make the game to rival adventures legacy :(

ok so like my problem isnt people not liking sonic or people thinking frontiers looks bad or people not liking the direction the sonic games have been going in recent years. those are all completely valid opinions to have and if youve hated every single sonic game thats come out in the past few years cool youre allowed to think that and you can stop keeping up with the games any time now if thats what you wanna do

my problem is that half the internet immediately jumped to shitting on sonic frontiers when we had barely seen any footage of it and half the people doing it were just saying that stuff because "haha!!!! sonic bad!!!!" and no other reason. and most of the criticism isnt even like. Good criticism.. "IT LOOKS SO UNFINISHED!!!" yeah thats because what we've been shown is an early build of the game... its not supposed to be finished.. plus part of the "frontiers is gonna suck" crowd has been absolutely awful towards people who are excited for the game (i heard someone on twitter got doxxed for being excited for frontiers which is ???? what the hell. what is wrong with people)

[ramblingsonic]

I'll be honest, I'd found the relationship stuff alright so far. That said, it seemed almost out of nowhere for Julie-Su to be acting like her and Knuckles were a thing (unless the idea was that he was supposed to just know, which is stupid- fuckin' communicate), aside from that one kiss that clearly left Knuckles confused.

Vector being kinda a shit head and "wantin' to hit on babes" and the like "without ever gettin' weighed down by a ball and chain [Marriage]" fits well enough with the character they established for him at least, and frankly, I was fine seeing that plot play out- hopefully ending with the whole thing as a lesson to Vector to be less of a sexist dick or something, IDK- character growth, or maybe some karma.

Now, this comic is NOT new to relationship drama- that's why Geoffrey was first introduced, and I've been variably tolerant of it. But ultimately, the best relationship elements of the story, in my opinion, have been those built around genuine care between characters, and how they communicate their care and navigate their relationships with each other.

Like, Geoffrey and Sonic fighting over Sally fuckin' sucks (for SO many reasons, but let's ignore the accidental pedophilia issues in this case- still so many problems). Meanwhile, having Sonic get a bit insecure over Knuckles and Sally, ending in him asking Sally a question that leaves them both thinking "Ahh, haha, he/she cares :3" is great. The first is plagued by inconsistent writing (it seems like half the writers want Sally and Sonic to be very loosely a thing, while the other half want them committed to each other), Geoffrey never seemingly having respect for anyone EXCEPT the girl he wants to bone (coincidentally the princess), and there never being a proper scene of Geoffrey really respecting Sally beyond a surface level it feels like. Meanwhile, we have been learning the history (slowly) of Knuckles and Sally, and we see a clear respect they have for each other- meanwhile, Sonic and Sally bounce off each other constantly, having genuine issues and some fights between them, but also often resolving them one way or another; we have scenes where they just talk, where Sally confides in Sonic and he supports her; Sally mourns the death of Sonic AND Knuckles when they get nuked in Robotopolis, and Sonic is horrified to see a roboticized Sally- hell, the BEST scene that ever happened involving the Geoffrey/Sonic/Sally love triangle was when Sally was "dead" and Geoffrey and Sonic screamed at each other "You killed the woman I loved" "You only love yourself, I'm the one who loved her" because it was all built on genuine heart and emotion.

I don't know. I'm not a romance person- romcoms and love stories and (generally) romantic will they/wont they sitcom type shit just doesn't do it for me. I love The Night Circus (go read it, the love story is generic but the fantastical imagery IS SO GOOD!!!!!!!), and I can bear a romantic subplot just fine enough- The Seven Realms is a series with romance and some love triangle esq stuff at it's core, and I still love those books (the dance and proposal in book 4 is SO good- but I have personal reasons to love that).

Still, I'm not an active fan of this space of tropes. I just... want genuine affection and character insight and to see what happens when two characters are put together- some ships are fun in the same way a car crash can be, just watching as two characters interact like water and oil under the heat of romance, while other times these stories are great because of how they humanize the characters and help draw out deep down pieces of them.

All this ranting... the reason I started typing this is: I absolutely hate the trope their setting up in the included panel, I hate it so much, whyyyy?????????? I was having a decent time...

To my understanding, this isn't the end of relationship drama in the comic, it might get worse, and... oh boy. I know there's bad art we've yet to see, and quite likely some stories that'll be worse than what came before. To be honest, I've found most of the comic to be, at worst, low quality and/or convoluted; plenty of it has been enjoyable, with some fantastic art, some really cool and wild ideas, and some great character stuff and all around good execution- not all of it certainly, it started off as nothing Loony Toons bits and even later hasn't been consistently good at all, but more and more it's been getting better in my eyes.

But I worry that, what's to come, might be the bad stuff people attribute to Penders. It feels like everyone makes fun of or complains about Knuckles The Jesus and how convoluted everything is and Geoffrey St. Pedo, as well as the art, but I've yet to see that horrible Vector dancing image, or stick-thin-limb Sonic in need of a haircut, and I worry that the genuinely bad quality writing is yet to come...

[xxe123spiderfreakxx]

u know, those "so misogynistic they're gay" jokes are fucking gut busters until someone says to ur face after u explained about how cruel and gross boys and men on the internet were to u or ur friends or just girl characters and being super gross about girls and other oppressed genders (and marginalized groups in general but specifically am focusing on gender in this post) in their fandom space to the point it drove u out of them for years during the 2010s,

"haha, sounds kinda fruity tho ngl"

fuck my faggoty ass tho ig, think of those poor wittle puppies- they needed to scream at some girls their own age or younger to help them realize they wanted to kiss boys fuck off get dead shit ur pants 🫶🔨🔨🔨🗡🩸

for folks who have "reformed" or whatever they sure love to wear that previous meanness like a badge of honor.

anyway.

just letting off some steam bc i was genuinely so taken aback by ppl responding like that to me talking my experience with witnessing/experiencing targeted bullying and harassment and normalized misogyny in fandom spaces. i was like "read the room???"

like i laugh at the funny light yagami death note jokes too but not bc i like the character light yagami??? im laughing at that weiner's expense. i just like that queer ppl have overrun the dn fandom space and now light is getting the proper lashing he deserves after years of getting sucked off and we're celebrating previous underdogs misa, mello, etc. ;p

my main discomforts i mentioned to them were the sonic and pokemon fandoms back in the day where the nastiest boys and men came to throw up their filth at u and u were just trying to watch someone A rank team dark's story in peace??

god im so happy theyve become less nightmare of spaces, even without having to peek around corners for the right proper spaces u best fit. improvements need made still but gosh it's a breath of fresh air now vs then

[worstvideogamesong-poll]

Worst Video Game Song Tournament - Round 2 Match 9

Nocturne - Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood

VERSUS

Diggity Dog - WWF No Mercy (N64)

FIGHT!

I would recommend listening to as much as you can of each song before voting, but how you choose is up to you! Remember to be civil in the tags and replies!

Propaganda under cut:

Nocturne:

"The context makes this music so much worse haha. There was a change in management extremely late in development and the music rights no longer belonged to the developer. They had a week to remake the soundtrack and recycled music from old games. It is in extremely bad midi form because the game got rushed. instruments were missing and it was too late to fix."

"#nocturne deserves to win the whole thing i think #just because big arms is my favorite sonic boss theme period and they massacred my baby"

"#nocturne sounds like someone tried to make a fruit salad out of a potato bok choy and a hunk of bacon #like all nice ingredients! not a fruit salad."

"#nocturne GENUINELY sucks fucking ass #thanks bioware (: #and the music is SO FUCKING BAD"

"#imgonna cry . ive been obsessed w how sonic dark brotherhoods music is all really crappily converted previous sonic osts lately"

Diggity Dog:

"diggity dog :)"

"#diggity dog though. thats some A tier bad shit. stuck in my head tho"

Feel free to add more propaganda in the tags and replies, or send it to me in the ask box and I'll try to share it as soon as I can!

[crusherthedoctor]

I just finished watching the video on animation in the Sonic franchise and idk, it was informative but not wholly without some unnecessary dunking on the games. Watching Sonic YT is always such a dice roll even for videos I want to watch because I never know if or when I'm going to run into "the games suck haha amirite guys" rhetoric. It's beyond a dead horse at this point. That horse is pulverized. Avert your eyes, Trudy! D:

There's a reason why I take the piss out of Sonictubers. So many words, so many minutes... so little meaning.

The most bitter thing is that every once in a while, you'll get one who makes a reasonable point. Maybe they'll say something about the older games that rings true. Maybe they'll bring up a detail that no one else noticed. For a brief moment, you think you've found a diamond in the rough... then they go right back to "fuck Meta Era amirite, so glad Ian Flynn is here".

Same goes for non-Sonictubers. They can talk about any other franchise, and they know their stuff without question, but the moment the subject is about Sonic, they become just another dumbass.

It's irritating. At least when I talk about franchises I'm not keen on, I A, keep it relatively brief, and B, make sure I actually know what I'm talking about before making a criticism, instead of pulling some Game Theory shit out of my ass in order to justify why I don't like something.

[kc-liz-barnes]

Don’t you love when Facebook asks right there at the top, “What’s on your mind?”

Well, a lot actually…thanks for asking! But I won’t do all that lol. Ain’t nobody got time for all that. I will tell you how I’m feeling, though: like a failure and a disappointment.

Am I either of those? No. But life has me feeling that way. All I’ve tried to do for the last 11 years is to make life better for my kids. Trying to pay off debt and save to be able to one day buy my own home for them to be able to grow in and have a stable place. Problem is, I never make enough to be able to do that. A one income house can barely function…when back 50 years ago, that’s all you had was the one person working (usually the father of the house) and one staying home. Hell, now you can barely function with a two income household.

After filing bankruptcy two years ago, I thought it was my fresh start and I could build everything back up where I needed it to be…which I was almost there. Until I’ve gotten behind again because literally the price and cost of everything has risen so high people can barely afford to live. I took a contract position with no insurance or paid time off with the hope that the higher pay would mean I could finally get ahead (HAHA) and then I could save money to pay down and buy a house whenever one came available that wasn’t outrageously priced and was one we loved. I was planning for that to happen this year. But. My plans never seem to go the way I want them to.

For the past two months I have spent every single day searching for homes and apartments and calling and applying…and wondering and worrying how in the hell I’m supposed to come up with at least $1,200 for a deposit and first months rent somewhere (and that’s on the cheaper end I’ve seen) when I can barely pay bills and gas and food and not able to save anything. It sucks and I’m depressed and barely going…but I’m still going. Because I have to…because I have kids and a cat that depend on me. Because even though I feel like I’ve let them all down, I still have to keep moving.

I feel like I’m a good person and I work hard for everything I have, but I’m so tired. So tired of nothing I try to do ever working out or being enough. So tired of being shit on by life. So tired of working my ass off and still being behind. I’m not asking for prayers or pity or money (but if you want to donate to my Find A Home fund my cash app is $KaciTuell 😂🤣)…I’m just venting my frustration out. Because I know for a fact I’m not the only person struggling or feeling this way…you’re not alone. Nothing is ever as it appears to be on social media.

Check on your friends. We’ll still tell you we’re fine, but know that just knowing there’s people out there that care even if we don’t speak often or see each other everyday is something we remember. And it matters.

I’m not that ok, but I will be. Something somewhere will work out and hopefully things will turn around for my situation. For now, quit being jerks, racists, homophobes, sexists, holier than thou judgemental pricks and just be nice to one another and live your own life and quit worrying about what Bill and Steve do with theirs next door if it’s not causing you any harm. People have enough shit on their plate without you trying to tell them how to live their own lives and be free and happy. Because YOU DONT EVER KNOW HOW SOMEONE ELSE IS REALLY FEELING or what they might be going through.

But hey, on a good note: Sonic’s got me, cause as I typed this I got my daily text that there’s a reward for a free cheeseburger in the app! I’m good for lunch! 😂😂

[eggfruit]

Do you ever feel like you just got hit by a truck out of nowhere

[fubukiswifenoimnotjoking]

I desperately want a OPM twilight AU. Think about it!

Genos is Edward bc duh, brooding af, and Saitama is Bella just cuz. (Oh and he has hair just cuz that’s how I’m picturing it). They’re both in high school, maybe it’s at Forkes or somewhere else, like some Japanese school. I prefer it in Forkes bc brrrr the aesthetic it gives twilight is beautiful. Same plot, but tiny differences.

Genos is only like, 10 or 20 years older than Sai as a vampire bc Edward’s 100 year age gap was way creepier and we don’t want that here!!

Saitama starts hanging w Genos after Genos saves him from a car crash I guess? Not sure if I should keep that or change it to something else. Maybe Saitama has super strength just cuz in this AU and saves Genos, making Genos wanna follow him bc wow!! So cool plus I wanna suck his blood zBdjakdhaihs. Anyway, Saitama thinks Genos is super cool and wants to see what’s up with him, though almost instantly regrets it when Genos talks his ears off. Gets used to it of course and slowly falls for him but it takes time.

When Genos makes shitty and immature decisions like when Edward says sum like “I’m trying so hard not to suck your blood rn” Saitama is just like nope, back that up. Let’s talk about this like adults. Genos’ fixation on drama and brooding makes him more immature in certain cases and Saitama calling him out makes him grow into a more mature and understanding guy so he doesn’t do toxic shit like Edward did.

Oh and I’m imagining at the famous scene where he’s like “say what I am. Say it!” Saitama turns really dramatically to him like Bella does in the movie and is like....a mothman. Genos is like ye—wait what?? And Saitama’s like wait,,,you’re not moth man...? And Genos is just like 🧍🏻

Genuinely don’t know who Jacob would be. Maybe Sonic, but it’s the rival dynamic instead of a love triangle? Like Sonic is constantly trying to kill Saitama and Genos is fighting him and Saitama is like ugh teenagers, stop FIGHTING ALL THE TIME!!

I think Genos’ adopted fam would be Fubuki as Alice bc though Fubu is not clairvoyant I think it would still fit to make her Alice, Tatsumaki as Rosalie bc she’s mean, Kuseno as Carlisle, Bang as Esme (bc of course I support the Bang x Kuseno ship), idk Psykos as Jasper?? Cuz then it’d be Fubuki x Psykos, but also would be fucking weird bc they’re all a family. Or maybe just make Badd Jasper so Badd can be a part of the fam but dissolve the Alice and Jasper relationship for this AU. God idk. Cant think of who to make Jasper 💀 oh and Garou is Emmet, except I can’t see him as a vampire so he’s just gonna be the stray werewolf they adopted.

When Saitama finally gets turned into a vampire everyone is confused bc nothing changes?? He’s the exact same except paler. Saitama’s like so when do I get my moth wings 😏😏

I haven’t seen twilight in forever so maybe if I brush up on it I can actually make a solid funny AU of this. What y’all think lol

Bonus:

Genos: *sparkling in the sun and looking off dramatically* this is what I am

Saitama: *near one of those big mossy rocks in the scene* dude haha you gotta see this, there’s a cute little mushroom grove over here on the moss >:0

[circus-k]

Do you have any headcanons for Lah?

Or some for sonlah

yessssssssss [evil]

lah owns a bunch of different cameras, most being stolen from some unfortunate visitors [her photos are marked with a heart!]

she's tried scaring before but she always gets caught up and starts giggling just like... ohh i'm gonna be scaryyy hehehehee and then she forgets to scare whoever walked in

she 100% calls sonic a bunch of wolf-based nicknames, at the beginning it was 'cause she never bothered to remember his actual name but as they got closer and became friends [[and more teehee]] they became really endearing

in response sonic tries to come up with little ghost nicknames too! he's significantly worse at it!!

after the events of unleashed sonic would "accidentally" stumble upon the haunted mansion during his runs and.. haha might as well say hi. and yk he just sorta messes with the ghosts and stuff he's only there to be a problem, but the more he visits his pestering just sorta turns into. hanging out and yeah him and lah kinda become friends and even su and uh warm up to him

he shows them any ghost song he can find he thinks he's so funny about it, this includes mario boo level music but not even two whole seconds get to play before he decides yk what nvm this sucks i got a better song to show y'all bbgs

lah and sonic are 🤝 on like. starting drama just 'cause they're bored and shit. they'll just say the most obviously incorrect shit and even if everyone around them KNOWS they don't mean it it's still infuriating ["sweet gaia the sun isn't a fucking planet-" "oh yeah??? then how else do you explain the moon being square?" "THE MOON ISNT SQUARE"]

i think someone somewhere had this hc that the ghosts' names were like. the first syllable or something of their names when they were alive and. seems pretty cool i think - i feel like lah's would be larabelle or some shit

since lah can shapeshift i feel like she'd use it to like. be funny or cheer people up yk? like if sonic's upset she'll just say/do the stupidest shit but like. as one of his dark edgy serious rivals grrrr until he starts laughing and is in a better mood

and on shapeshifting; she can pretty much change into anything with the only real limitation being the heart and pinkish-purple hue, but that also means that she has to remember everything about the person otherwise she might forget things and it'll be a dead giveaway that, yup, this ain't whoever it may look like

sonic took one look at lah and just. pretty ghost? "i could fix her"

lah has sharp teeth because i say so, she deserves them

they make up the worst excuses to like,, hold hands and stuff but they're so nonsensical it's so obvious but no one says anything about it since they'll just. make a bunch more stupid lame excuses

i don't want this to get too long so i'll stop here, feel free to check out this playlist that's just. absolutely grasping at straws

[oyasuminto]

First porn I saw was when I was like 10 or a little older. It was in a YouTube video. Sonic the hedgehog x shadow the hedgehog.

Didn’t know what was really happening in that clip as a kid but, nowadays I realize that Shadow had his dick in Sonic in one of the pics. And that was in fact not “haha funny they are stuck” but “they are buttfucking”

Had music in the background from blood on the dance floor. Pretty sure it was scream for my ice cream.

So that was my childhood.

I recently found a BTD vine video that just had straight up dicks throughout. Like, Ren sucking Strade off and shit like that.

MF wasn't even age restricted.