#hahahaha... ha....

[nerdpoe]

Stop Having a Concussion and Get us Home!

Tim works as the CEO of Wayne Enterprises. Tim has a secretary, and then he has another one to help her because holy shit, the amount of crap Tam puts up with is insane and she needs an assistant of her own.

Tim's second secretary is one Danny Fenton.

Tim, Tam, and Danny are the last ones in Wayne Enterprises, as the building had to be evacuated due to Superman being mind-controlled and targeting major corporations.

Superman targets Wayne Enterprises.

Tim looks out the window as he his secretaries make their way towards the emergency exit, and there he is.

Floating there.

Staring at him.

Tim swears he can see his Uncle Clark sobbing as his eyes heat up.

Then Danny grabs him, yanks him into the stairwell, and just as the building starts to crumble around them, shoves both Tim and Tam into a glowing green portal.

Danny takes a blow to the head.

They land on a floating island, in a swirling vortex of green, and the one who got them there is unconscious on the ground with a nasty headwound.

Meanwhile, after the Justice League manages to snap Superman out of it, the man throws himself at Batmans feet and just...sobs.

Breaks.

They get the story in bits and pieces.

Tim was in the building, still. The burning, twisted wreckage of Wayne Enterprises.

And Clark can't hear his heartbeat anymore.

@simplestoryteller

[mememediocritymaven]

She briefly became Neo

[thunderc1an]

Hollyleaf- ms paint with a mouse

[unreachedgalaxy]

ohhhhh I just realized the point of the fucking coffee shop AU. like, there's many points to the coffee shop AU. but...harrow in the coffee shop AU proves definitively that she would fall for gideon in any life, regardless of their relationship. no matter the circumstance - harrow would love gideon if she were nobody, if she was nothing more than a cute barista with a flirty smile. gideon, on the other hand, is quite clearly under the impression that harrow only loves her because she is her cavalier. she places being harrow's cavalier as evidence of her importance to harrow. as long as harrow accepts her as her cavalier, then she can never be nothing to harrow, because one flesh, one end.

even as kiriona, she's just waiting for the day she can swear to be harrow's cavalier again (get in line, thou big slut!). but harrow doesn't care if gideon is her cavalier at all - she loves gideon, just gideon.

[panelshowsource]

the treasure trove that is bob mortimer's twitter account

[vaggieslefteye]

I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate.

[jaegersdevil]

cw: suggestive

you thought you’d known what beautiful was until you saw satoru gojo on a motorcycle.

with his fitted black tshirt, dark cargos and a shiny helmet under his arm, you couldn’t stop the heat rushing to your face at the sight. if he asked about your restlessness, you’d blame it on the summer heat.

“hey sweet,” he greeted, a smirk on his lips as he approached. if he saw your eyes trailing over his bulging biceps or the tight fit of his pants over his thighs, he didn’t say anything. “ready to ride?”

you swallowed, throat suddenly dry at the undertone of his words. “what?”

satoru laughed, his head thrown back to the sky as he stopped before you. he threw his thumb over his shoulder. “i got an extra helmet, if you wanna come.”

“satoru,” you whispered, his name a prayer on your lips. “god—“

“no need to call me that in public, my love,” he winked. “we’ve got plenty of time back at home for that.”

you smacked his firm chest and shook your head, stepping closer to him. his hot breath fanned your forehead as he towered over you—you’d forgotten how domineering he could be, but never toward you.

lips close, but not touching, satoru placed his fingers on the back of your head, massaging your scalp.

“yeah, i’ll go for a ride,” you mumbled, not missing the mischievous glint in his eye and the growing smile on his face.

“great, can’t wait,” and then his hand dipped down to cup your ass. you jumped in surprise, glancing at the cafe behind you, you scanned the area for any unwanted stares.

but when satoru gave you a tut and slipped his hand around your waist, pulling you back to him so your chest bumped his, you knew you’d be in for the trip of your life.

[h20milk]

"Who'd you fall for this time? I'll help out."

“────This is why I fell in love with you.”

[nburkhardt]

I just thought of a fun idea :)

It’s part of the whole shovel talk thing going around.

What if when Nancy tries for the shovel talk to Steve, it’s at her house when he’s picking up Dustin. Right? So, there’s Nancy pulling Steve to the side to threaten him not to hurt Eddie. But here’s where the fun comes in, before she can get far into the threatening part….Mike comes in with his sass, knowledge of how much of a fucking lovesick fool Steve was with her and what went down between the two of them.

He tells his sister she has no fucking right to threaten her ex-boyfriend. That if anyone is going to hurt anyone, there’s a chance it’s Steve that gets hurt. (Not that he knows for sure, he also knows how much of a fucking dork Eddie is for Steve, that they’re lovesick fools and he hates it sometimes). Steve is just staring at Mike, and Nancy growing so embarrassed and ashamed. It’s a whole thing.

I think it would be fun :)

[nottheeconomy]

Cross posting from twitter!

I can’t thank everyone enough for all the praise!!! I will have a heart attack

More Shuake food!!! Seriously there’s not enough punisher cop Akira in the world

I need more

[emthimofnight]

Introducing my whispangle fankid, Calico! They have Whisper's calm demeanor with Tangle's optimism, making them a very soothing presence!

[karmaphone]

my partner and I, her mom, and our three animals are being evicted in less than two weeks

My partner and I, and our pets, have been squatting with her mother for a year, and they finally decided to kick us out for not paying rent on October 6th. We need money for a deposit to put down on a new place (+first months rent,) as well as for vet appointments + shots so we can legally get into an apartment. Bailey is highly reactive from puppyhood abuse and time in an animal hoarding environment, so if I give her away or give her up to a shelter because of living on the streets I'm fairly certain she'd be put down due to perceived aggression. I do digital art commissions and if you pay for materials + shipping I can crochet a something as well, (from scarves and hats to full jackets and blankets.)

PLEASE don't let us and Bailey, DB, & Winter stay on the streets or shelters.

here's my info:

pp: @gerardwheyandprotein

ven: @Liz-w-9

Bailey:

DB:

Winter:

please don't tag w/ d*no/boost/commaid/etc I've seen too many posts get nuked

[thebrainrotsreal]

EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK!!! I want to be coherent about this season but please picture me foaming at the mouth and running on the walls. S2 being what if Mark's just like his Dad? Insanity. I love this show. Anyways, AU where an Evil!Mark tries to make Our!Mark worse, and Our!Mark tries to make the other better. Something something confronting your idea of the worst version of oneself. Plus, tweaked black and yellow costume because I saw it and immediately went murder hornet lookin' ass and knew I had to draw it. Evil ass Mark. Horrible. I think he should be dragged kicking and screaming into redemption.

[ladyespera]

Your tears are empty...Just like you.

[undercoverpena]

tell me why I can’t stop thinking of post colombia!javi being in love with his childhood best friend—and why I’m reopening a wip oneshot of him going to her city to surprise her. only to fall more in love with her. tell me why. tell me.

[aguatala]

tfw you come together and maximize ur joint hella good genes slay

the result of that joint slay: