#hahhaha... unless. . .?

[etrevil]

Dazai you're in FRANCE how tf are you going to tell Ranpo anything 🤨

[lovelesslittleloser]

Aliens react to customer service voices

Human: ugh, I should quit. The higher-ups are such—

*communicator sounds*

Human, with a business smile: Hello, chief, how can I assist?

Alien: *stares in confusion*

Human: any time, truely! *communicator turns off* ugh, what a prick

Alien: ???

[imma-lil-sunshy]

hey could we make a fuss abt peach's lips the way we fussed for redesigning the first sonic for the movie, its like not a big deal but it is. her cute big Bratz lips are personally important to me.

[lvsifer]

hahhaha i’m not serious……unless

[nichoskittycorner]

Classroom Antics (Nicholas smut)

>> Nicholas was always someone who caught your eye. He was handsome, the heartthrob of the class, popular: you name it, that's what he was. There was no way he would look to someone like you. Even then, you couldn't stop the pure carnal and nasty addiction you had to him. Savoring everything he touched. Which was why you fell into the habit of getting yourself off to the thought of him all the time, even at school. Thinking what would happen if caught and actually getting caught are much different than you expected-

>> fingering (he is wearing his rings), degradation, squirting, voyeurism, penetrative sex, technically public sex? (It's an empty classroom), photo taking, humiliation, creampie, he's slightly toxic tbh, mention of piss, multiple orgasms, messy sex, overstimulation, surprise-he has a dick piercing 

Word count: 4.4k

A/N: Hahhaha my WIP list is a joke, I'm so sorry- 

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  They say stereotypes all have a little bit of the truth to them. And whether you agreed or disagreed, you couldn't help but feel like you were living one of those stereotypes. 

  There was you, the nobody-shy girl who had a raging crush on the super-popular guy in school. Made even better by the fact that he sat right next to you every day and yet somehow never seemed to notice you. Never acknowledged your presence no matter the time of day or year unless he had to. 

  You would already call yourself shy but anytime his sharp eyes gazed in your direction, you were nearly a puddle. Well, there arguably was a puddle, it just wasn't visible to anyone. 

  Nicholas was a heartthrob. He was hot, flirty, rich, popular, and even considered a bit of a bad boy who always looked amazing and smelled even better. The scent of his cologne seemed to enter the room before he did, giving you a small window to brace your nerves when he came by. 

  Girls would fall over for him if he asked. And rumor had it he was a bit of a player but somehow there was no evidence of that. But with the way he was, it wouldn't surprise anyone if that was true. 

  He wasn't exactly the nicest to you either. Sure he wasn't bullying you but after getting ignored while trying to talk to him for a week, you gave up. 

  Even after all that, you still couldn't help yourself. You wanted him. You wanted him to notice you, touch you, be with you.  Looking at his beautiful ring-clad fingers while he wrote made you daydream of holding his warm hand. Or kissing his palms. Or even having his fingers inside you- 

   Your stomach always flipped at the thought. You would never admit it but you were a huge pervert for him. Daydreaming about him railing you behind the basketball court or sucking him off before class. Things like that flooded your mind no matter where you were. 

  It only amplified when he was nearby, which meant more often than not, you went home with soaked panties. Well, that, and another scandalous habit you added to your routine. 

  You already were masturbating before and after school to the thought of Nicholas but one day when you had stayed after school, you found yourself getting off on his stuff. His desk to be specific. 

  Just the thought that he touched this surface, day in and day out had you soaking. So in a horny daze, you pulled up your skirt, sat on his desk, and pleasured yourself right then and there. 

  It was one of the best you ever had. Leaving his desk coated in your juices for him to touch had you trembling in excitement- and made you realize just how pervy you actually were. Although you did clean it up to be respectful.

  You found your orgasms only got better the longer you kept this routine up. Sometimes the thought of Nicholas walking in on you performing such a scandalous act on his desk only made you clench up and pump your fingers harder while chanting his name. 

  If he actually did catch you, it could ruin you. You could already see people spreading such horrible rumors about you and so much worse. Because Nicholas wasn't your lover or your friend. He wouldn't hide such spicy news- no, you would become the school's pervert. Your reputation left in the dirt.

  And yet, you couldn't stop yourself. Almost every day you would stay late and pleasure yourself on his desk. The hold he had on you without knowing it was way too strong and you loved it. 

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  Another school day had ended hours ago, the sun was setting and after using your typical excuse of getting extra study time in, you were left alone by the janitorial staff. 

  The halls were quiet, the room was empty, and not a soul was in sight. Wasting no time, you put away your materials and stood up. 

  Standing above the desk of your filthy crush, you first laid your face along the cold wooden surface. Savoring the slightly lingering scent of Nicholas from earlier that day. 

  Flashes of him sitting back lazily, blonde hair pushed back in a neat and yet wild fashion. Uniform worn only slightly correctly, the top few buttons undone, and with the right angle, a peek at his beautiful chest. The several designer rings he wore stood out brilliantly against his smooth skin. 

  It all had you swooning. Standing upright once again, you shuffled your panties off, laying them on his chair. Oh, how you wished he was here and would sniff them deeply, drooling at the scent of your arousal. 

  Pulling up your skirt and placing your bare ass on his desk, you got comfortable and propped one leg up. Popping your top open and pulling your bra off, laying it next to your panties. 

 One hand instantly lands on your clit and the other on your breast, rubbing and pinching them to give yourself some relief. Your cunt already leaking and starting to cover the desk in your wetness as you dipped a finger inside your needy hole. 

  You could take your time but then you would be here all night. Instead picking up a steady pace by moving your fingers in and out of you as you massage your breast. 

  Your body was already tingling in pleasure as you worked. Since you assured that you were alone, you saw no need to stay quiet. Letting out moans and gasps, all mixed with Nicholas' name. 

  "Hm, yeah Nicho, love it when you fuck me like this-" Your eyes closed and your head fell back as your hips grinded against your palm. 

  And just like many times before, you came on your own hands. But once wasn't enough. You knew if you ever had him, you would let him use your body as he so pleased. That and you were still super horny.

  So you continued to fuck yourself, making the mess on his desk bigger and bigger as you lost yourself in the pleasure of it all, wishing he was there to do it with you. 

  Unbeknownst to you, Nicholas was here. Having accidentally left his house key in his desk, he had to turn around and go back to the school. Thankful that a janitor was nearby to let him in. 

  Walking the mostly silent halls was quite eerie. But the evening sunset bleeding into the environment was relaxing. His feet unconsciously take him to the class he has been to hundreds of times before. 

  The distant sounds of moaning nearly froze him. He could've sworn it was a ghost and that was not something he wanted to be involved with- he would rather sleep outside. Alas, he kept moving. The closer he got the more clear the sounds became. 

  It wasn't just moaning, there was the panting, the whimpering, the sound of this name, and the unmistakable wet sounds of sex. 

  He was honestly more confused now than before. He was the only person he knew that went by that name around here and the fact that he was hearing it repeatedly means it wasn't an accident. His initial thought was that maybe two students stayed back and were getting freaky together or something. 

  As he approached the familiar classroom, he was greeted by the sounds at their loudest and a baffling sight. Someone on his desk, facing away from the door. But with the way their hand was moving and the sounds that could be heard, he knew they were getting themselves off. 

  Now he had a few options- he could leave and wait until you were gone or walk inside and confront you. And somehow his body chose a third option he didn't expect, get turned on. 

  His dick hardened unexpectedly at the sight of you and the sounds you were making. Especially when he noticed the wet panties and discarded bra. He tries to palm at his dick to calm down but it was only made worse. He needed to head inside. 

  As you were drowning in your fantasy, you didn't hear the door open. You didn't hear his footsteps over your moans, you didn't even notice his familiar scent until it was too late. 

  With your fingers mid-pump, someone grabbed your wrist with a tight grip. Your eyes snapped open and instantly met with the eyes from your daydream- Nicholas was here. 

  Realizing your predicament, you were flooded with fear. Trying to cover yourself up and remove your hands. Your body burned with embarrassment as you tried to piece together an excuse. 

  "N-Nicholas, I'm so sorry! This isn't what it looks like! Please don't tell anyone please!" All you could do was beg and pray he had mercy for your perverted heart. 

  He remained silent. Scanning the scene up and down. You couldn't tell if he was mad, disgusted, or something else. 

  "I heard you saying my name. You meant me, right?" His low voice made the quiet room shake. You wanted to lie but it's clear you had no choice. Giving him a slow nod, you avoided his gaze. 

  That was until his fingers held your chin and forced you to look at him. His jaw clenched and yet somehow he was still stunning even though he was scaring you. "And oh to be so bold. On my desk too? How many times have you done this?" 

  "... I've lost count…" You felt like you should be ashamed and yet couldn't bring yourself to feel that way. When his signature smirk grew onto his face, it only stirred something deeper in you. 

  "You've lost count? You had me played for a fool. I thought you were so innocent and sweet and yet you're brazen enough to come onto my desk and fuck yourself, just hoping that I would, right?" 

  If you still had control over your body, you were sure it was gone now. Answering him honestly with another nod. 

  "God, and the mess you made. Are you that horny or did you piss yourself from excitement?" He broke into a full-on laugh, one that made you both want to sink into your shell but also made you have to clench your legs. 

  Nicholas gave you one last look in your eyes before letting you go, sitting back on the table across from you. "Well then, if you want me to, show me what you can do. But we're starting over. Get off and lick it clean." 

  What?! Lick the desk? At first, you were convinced he was just joking but the way he leaned back, using an arm to prop himself up, he was serious. Gesturing with his free hand to tell you to 'continue'. 

  If you were embarrassed before, this had nothing on that. But in a way, you were more than ready to obey. Especially if it would ensure he wouldn't be spilling the beans to anyone. 

  So you did as you were asked, getting off the desk and starting to lick up your mess. Your cheeks burned up but you couldn't stop. As you worked, you felt a pair of large hands rest on your hips, and turning you so your ass was now to Nicholas. 

  His hand pushed your skirt up to reveal your bare ass and cunt to him. "Wow. And you're still so wet doing this. You must like it when I treat you like a dirty slut, don't you doll?" 

  A weak whimper left your throat as he gripped your ass tightly before letting go. A bunch of mumbles came from him as he shuffled his phone out and took a picture of your exposed parts. He wouldn't say it to you yet, but this only turned him on more. He would definitely be using this to get off later.  

  "N-Nicholas, I'm done…" Your voice was feeble and so weak, and it only made his predicament worse. "Good girl. Now get back on and show me what you were doing before." 

  You obeyed without hesitation. Sitting on his desk, putting your leg up and opening your shirt once again. Giving Nicholas a full view of your partly naked body. Your hands hovering in their original positions but not making contact yet. 

  "Go on doll, give me a show." At his command, you shyly started to touch yourself again. Hands trembling as they made contact with your hole and slipped in again. 

  Your movements were slow and careful this time, scared of what he may do or say. Was he turned on? Was he finding this amusing? Or funny? 

  A few minutes of this cautious play clearly got to him. His voice was slightly strained now with frustration. "You're kidding. I heard you whimpering and moaning like you were getting dicked down by a pro, and suddenly you're too shy to touch yourself." 

  His eyes rolled and he huffed, sitting up straighter. "I said give me a show and so you better perform like the nasty slut you are."  

  The change in his demeanor was clearly brought on by what felt like teasing. Hardened voice, his fist clenched, and his hips twitching around. You sucked up what little pride you had left and did as he asked. 

  Picking up speed and adding a finger while you fondled your chest like you meant it. Back arching, eyes closed and those lewd sounds pouring out once again. 

  You fell back into your fantasy in no time but this time was different. Nicholas was actually right in front of you, watching you fuck yourself and make a mess of his desk before his very eyes as his name slipped from your body like a chant. 

   His stare was so intense you could feel it. Like he was caressing you and guiding your hands to make his name come out louder.

  And it took until right before you came for you to realize he was. His large hand holding the one pumping into your cunt, guiding your hand to move faster. 

  "N-Nicholas?" His eyes flashed up into yours for a second before going back to watching your hands work together. And even in that split second, you could feel his desire taking over and he licked his perfect lips like he was dying to get a taste of you. 

  Just like that, you came onto your hand once again. Calling his name and shaking as you drenched the surface of the desk once again. Exhaustion was nonexistent as your eyes opened again. 

  Nicholas took your hand and sucked on your fingers. Lapping up every drop of your arousal from your hand. You clenched and shuffled as your hand was cleaned. 

  He rested your hand onto his shoulder and replaced your fingers with his. Rough skin rubbing soothing and then harsh circles into your clit, making the table an even bigger mess than before. 

  A sharp gasp came out but your hips responded to his touch instantly. "Fuck, doll I'm gonna give you what you want so badly. So badly it made you act so dirty for me without fear of being caught."  Even his own voice was shaky, washed over with a lust so strong it was killing him to take it slow. But he was going to savor this moment and use you up. 

   Without warning, he plunged two of his fingers inside of you. Your back arched, making you push your bare chest more into him. "You're so wet I didn't have to try, you must be needy after all." He teased, starting to move his fingers. 

  The pleasure was now only being amplified as you felt the smooth surfaces of his rings pumping in and out of your pussy. The sensation was better than you could've imagined. The chorus of moans mixed with his name got louder, making him pick up the pace. 

  "You say my name so well doll. Keep saying it." In addition to you moaning louder, you pressed your hips closer to him, begging his fingers to fuck you deeper. 

  His lips laid against your neck as he practically growled, rutting his hips to match the speed of his fingers. 

  You were honestly surprised by this side of him. Just as needy as you were. Hell, maybe even more than you. And here he was, taking you just as you dreamt over and over again. 

   "Cum on my fingers doll so I can stuff you with my cock already." You whimpered and obliged, your nails digging into his shoulder as you cried out. Head spinning from reaching your high once again. You were getting closer to your limit and you could feel it. But if he wanted to keep stuffing you and make you his cock slut, who were you to deny him that? 

   Nicholas didn't remove his fingers all the way yet but pulled them out slightly to let your juices run into his palm and onto the desk. Using his free hand, he pulled your shirt open more to expose your breasts fully. 

  Pulling up his phone once again, he started to snap pictures of your body. And it made sense what he did, posed you like a sexy and pleasured piece of art for him to photograph. 

  "You look great doll. So pretty posed like that and ready for me to fuck you for real." You nodded eagerly as you clenched down on nothing as he removed his fingers, making him chuckle.

  "So needy I swear. You better be ready for me like a good slut. You've had practice." In no time flat, he undid his belt and dropped his pants and boxers, leaving his pretty cock exposed. 

  It was like the holy grail revealed to you. Long, girthy, and beautiful. The long veins decorating the shaft seemed to throb in need as his precum was already shining through. And something unexpected, the shine of piercing on the head of his cock. 

  Your eyes couldn't look away. So badly did you want to fall to your knees and taste him. Amused by your stare he laid a hand on your breast and massaged your nipple as he stroked himself a few times. 

  Pulling you closer by the hip, he lined himself up and pushed inside. Bottoming out in no time flat aided by your wetness.

 You were instantly overwhelmed. The stretch from his size, the chill and the stimulation from the piercing, and the fact that this was all real. You nearly drooled in his arms right there. 

  "Do I make you feel that good doll? Or are you just a good cock slut for me?" He pulled his hips back slowly before jerking them forward, quickly finding a steady rhythm. 

  You were so full of him, sending the best chill up your back and through your body as he continued to work. Pausing his steady pace occasionally to just thrust into you like a madman before calming down once again. 

    Nicholas was drowning in you. Your pussy swallowed up every inch and every thrust he gave you with ease. All while you moaned and whimpered for him to give you more, digging your fingers into his shoulders for stability. 

  He wasn't a virgin by any means but something about how good you felt was driving him wild. You were so hot, so wet and so obedient to him. Even if he barely knew you on a personal level. He wanted to keep you. 

  His hips started to stutter as he felt himself throb and twitch with every stroke. Pounding into your cunt desperate to cum. "Mh, fuck you're so good doll. Gonna fill you up just like you want, yeah?" 

 He didn't get words in response but the way your legs wrapped around his hips told him everything he needed to know. 

  Within a few more strokes, you both came. Your pussy clenching down on him, practically milking his cock of all the cum he pumped out. 

  But even as you were catching your breath with him still buried in deep, he realized he wanted more. That wasn't enough. 

  Without much thinking his hips started to move again. Taking one of your legs and pushing it against your body to give a new angle and kept thrusting. 

  You had lost count of your orgasms but knew you were gonna slip quite soon. But you couldn't find the words nor the strength to say it. Instead just falling back into your cries of pleasure. 

  Your body spoke for you. And it wanted more of him. Even if your brain fogged out, as long as he was inside you, you were satisfied. 

  "Nicho…more please more." 

  " I'll give you more. Fill you up and fuck you so you don't forget. You're my fuck toy. My cum doll. Only mine." Nicholas sounded so sure of himself as his cock never stopped, sputtering out more cum as he claimed you. 

  And you could only let the tears of pleasure and the drool running down your chin speak for itself. If this was a dream, you never wanted to wake up from it. Another wave of an orgasm washed over you with that thought.

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 How many times had you cum by now? How many times did Nicholas? All you knew was that you felt great. Your pussy practically ran a river of cum and your juices mixed together, almost certain it was dripping on the floor now. 

  You had been reduced to a cum hungry babbling mess as continued to thrust inside of you. Savoring the feeling as he was practically cockwarming at the speed he was moving. 

  You had gone through every position you could of possible while fucking you on his desk. Ensuring your certainty that he had touched every inch of your hole and covered it in his cum. 

   He had your chest pressed into the desk with him laid on your back. Holding up your hips with one hand and teasing your clit with the other. 

  Your eyes were filled with tears and your throat raw. The sun was almost set completely now. His weight pressed down on you as he spoke into your ear.

  "One for me okay doll? You can do that, right?" Without a second thought, you nodded. 

  " Mh' yes, want your cum, want your cock please please." His smile was almost audible as he jerked his hips up, ensuring you were stuffed with him. Some of his previous cum leaked out and down your legs. 

  And pressed closely together, he continued to rut shallowly but roughly into your fucked out cunt. Keeping up a brutal pace and making sure you could feel his balls slap against your clit with every stroke. 

  The head of his cock pressing into your womb, making your head spin even more if that was possible. "Nicho! Feels good, feels so good- more, more!" 

  "You've been so good for me Y/n, such a good doll for me. Who do you belong to?" 

  A mix of whimpers managed to escape as you answered him, grinding your hips back to take even more of him. "Yours! I'm yours Nicho!" 

  Satisfied with your answer, he pulled you back by the hair and placed a firm kiss on your lips. Sending you over the edge and cumming on his cock once against. And just like before, a few more strokes and he followed suit. 

  But it wasn't your usual orgasm, you shook harder than you ever remembered, crying out his name as you squirted on him. Making an even bigger mess on him and the floor. 

  As you both came down from such extreme highs, you could barely think straight. Your vision blurred as you heard the familiar snap of a camera capturing a photo… or a few. 

  Nicholas helped you sit down and gave you a much softer kiss this time. Handing you a bottle of water from his bag and helping you drink some to regain your senses. 

  While you were still out of it, you barely registered him cleaning up the mess you both created. Taking his key, pocketed your panties and made sure you were stable before picking you up in his arms. 

 Starting to head out of the for sure empty school building at this point. "Are you alright Y/n? I wasn't too rough, right?" 

  As some of your brain cells started to return, you chuckled. "I'm alright." 

  It was silent for a bit after that as you continued down the halls. Nicholas seemed to fiddle with his ring nervously around his finger. "I uh, hope you know I wont tell anyone about this. Not that I'm embarrassed or anything-! But it's just-" 

  Oh, he was even cuter now than ever before. He fucked your brains out, cleaned you up, and is now too nervous to even look at you. 

  "It's just… I don't know, I thought you were so cool for a while, I couldn't bring myself to talk to you." Your eyes nearly fell out of your head. Did he… did he mean that?! The popular heartthrob was too shy to talk to you?!

  "Don't worry about it! I guess we're on talking terms now, right?" Nicholas nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah, I hope so." 

  As the front gates to the school got closer, Nicholas looked at you, biting his lip nervously. "Hey uh, instead of letting you go now, how about we get some snacks and I'll walk… er carry you home?" 

  Who were you to say no to that offer?! "Yes please! Of course, I'd love that!" Trying not to sound too excited failed but you didn't care. This man was just buried in your guts like 20 minutes ago, he could handle this. 

  Feeling a little bold, you placed a kiss on his cheek. "Say Nicho, how about we have round two tomorrow?" 

  You've never seen someone so elated as he kissed you as a response. 

[otomiyaa]

Hiii baaaaby, I hope these haven't been asked yet 🧩, 🐚, 🦋 dkdkfkdkfkf I love you 💗💗💗💗

[Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game]

Hello dearest 😘😘😘

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

Probably if I see Y/N written literally, unless I am too far in the fic or too needy like I am with sylus reader inserts, then I'll just go with it 😂

🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises?

I like surprises in general! But I don't like surprises in the context of 'surprise activity', especially with groups. I just want to know what we are going to do so I can mentally prepare myself, but I often got instructions like "bring comfy shoes" or smth, I hate that hahhaha..

🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately 

I'm currently stuck in the game Disney Dreamlight Valley 😤 I've been googling and trying and am this close to getting frustrated lololol. this sounds so unserious but it's the only thing I could think of HAHA such a simpe human being I am.

[vesora]

importance of self concept 🍒

hey lovelies!

im sure you have seen the title phrase over and over again but seriously self concept (SC) is so valuable <3

for the past few days, i started affirming how im a master manifestor etc. & how my imagination / thoughts create my reality and i saw that whatever i was thinking about, i ended up seeing it in 3D almost instantly i mean it was insane

as i was headed to visit my friend, i felt happy on the way saying and feeling how i only ever attract positive experiences and how today is gonna be a good day because i said so

as the day went on, i saw SO many lucky instances such as the metro coming instantly as we entered the station (i was affirming i never wait for anything) & encountering positive experiences on the metro itself (i was playing rock papers scissors with a child and her father and it was so wholesome and made my day!). i also affirmed seeing butterflies and beautiful flowers and i saw them because why tf wouldn't i ????

thing is, once u take on a state & just feel it for a few seconds, the effects of that state remain unless u actively affirm against it

meaning i said as soon as i stepped out of the house "today is a good day" and felt being someone who only has good days and i ended up only having a good day!!

the law isn't as complicated as one would believe, it is just thoughts coming into reality

i manifested some other things yesterday but i can't remember 👉👈

hopefully this made sense cuz im tired rn and want to hibernate for the rest of winter HAHHAHA

love u guys mwah

[darkfictionjude]

Not the same anon, but i sent you multiple asks, each different than the other and i'm 1000% convinced you'd never guess who i was lol I don't do it on purpose, it just depends on the subject at hand!

You saying that to me just makes me think I already know. People have "voices" and traces of "voices" that they might not even realize themselves. Unless you're a personal criminal impersonator (maybe you are 👀) I could catch on but I have too much work to do to pay attention hahhaha you keep doing you nonnie

[borathae]

Chapter 24

is that jimin? unless we still havent saved yoongi's number? BALLET YEAH THATS JIMIN

Do they want you to wear ballet shoes? Was it a typo? Or nonsense babbling of a very bad AI?  fr u wont get it if ur the one who got that message

damn we are bad girl, yoongi sorry not sorry wait what does he want fuck

he looks different? is joon spying? ok no names hm got it WTF IS THAT WOMAN he cant get to her mind right? like random people she must be a vampire/human under his control not random ha this isnt x men lol

WHAT ARE U DOING NOW CONTROLLING AGAIN or is she fr sus?

wow she left thanks jimin ig

give me your neck and I’ll carve a bloody hole into it with a chainsaw and maybe then we’ll talk about just one bite.” EXACTLY TELL HIM SIS YES HE APOLOGIZED

that’s amazing Park Jimin needs my help.” XD “Maybe he doesn’t want to leave with you, given how you killed his girlfriend in front of his eyes.” yeah jimin have u ever thought of the slight possibility of such a thing? no? hmm ok

I’ve noticed it happening to me ever since I took that awful ring from you.” oh? so he didnt know it before? only figured it out now from the ring? how can i trust ur ass bruh?

um going back there again?? oh pinky promise yeah sure lets die haha very cool 😃😃

You’d rather be ambushed by granny vampire?” You hate yourself for laughing. nah i laughed too dont worry

“Don’t you dare to think I’m into you.” nobody thinks ur 🤡

“If you say this again, I’ll fucking kill you” haha bingo, we knew that was ur worry

“Ah, what the fuck?” Jimin gasps, stumbling and with his hand falling to his ribs, “why did you punch me?” THANKS YOONGI AND YES GO GURL

You have truly never seen him that lost for words before. she really got him good haha

SHIT YOONGI WTF EXACTLY U HURT HER NOT JIMIN NOW GREAT READ HER MIND TOO AAAAH

FUCK AAH nothing makes sense, just ah they hurt people yes, but something is weird, why is tae and jimin like that it just doesnt add up

ok breaking another rule lets go haha 😭

fuck taht went bad too, can somebody hear everything out gosh

ha yup knew that emma was never coming back cuz vampires am i right gays

YES WE ARE HAVING A TALK FINALLY, YALL WE TALKED WITH YOONGI NOT BANTER MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

YES IT WAS YOONGI oh the mask was really not jimin, i thought he was lying.

ok i get why they dont want her there, she is just a human who cant heal like them and not that great of a fighter. but something is still fishy, let her try save tae and unfortunately it looks like u cant watch her. or idk man fuck

YEAH HE PROMISED HE WOULD TRY

is that jimin? unless we still havent saved yoongi's number? BALLET YEAH THATS JIMIN

jdjf honestly how rude boongie has been acting i wouldn't be surprised if we didn't HAHHAHA

he looks different? is joon spying? ok no names hm got it WTF IS THAT WOMAN he cant get to her mind right? like random people she must be a vampire/human under his control not random ha this isnt x men lol

hhaah the confusion is real 😌

WHAT ARE U DOING NOW CONTROLLING AGAIN or is she fr sus?

SHE IS DEFINITELY SUS

give me your neck and I’ll carve a bloody hole into it with a chainsaw and maybe then we’ll talk about just one bite.” EXACTLY TELL HIM SIS YES HE APOLOGIZED

I love her <3

I’ve noticed it happening to me ever since I took that awful ring from you.” oh? so he didnt know it before? only figured it out now from the ring? how can i trust ur ass bruh?

no but REMEMBER that the ring fights off mind control helloooooo

You’d rather be ambushed by granny vampire?” You hate yourself for laughing. nah i laughed too dont worry

he is so sassy nfadsnf i love him

“Ah, what the fuck?” Jimin gasps, stumbling and with his hand falling to his ribs, “why did you punch me?” THANKS YOONGI AND YES GO GURL

goooood I miss their banter so much 😭😭

FUCK AAH nothing makes sense, just ah they hurt people yes, but something is weird, why is tae and jimin like that it just doesnt add up

the confusion is real 😭

YES WE ARE HAVING A TALK FINALLY, YALL WE TALKED WITH YOONGI NOT BANTER MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

THIS SCENE IS SO DEAR TO ME NO JOKE

YES IT WAS YOONGI oh the mask was really not jimin, i thought he was lying.

the plottwist of the century

[m--a-r-i--a]

Questions for myself during my free time.

1. Do you prefer writing with black or blue pen?

-In my opinion, it doesn't really matter to me on what pen I'd use as long as I can write. But most of the time I use a black pen.

2. Would you prefer to live in the country or the city?

-To be honest, I prefer to live in a city than a country lol.

3. If you could learn a new skill, what would it be?

-I want to learn how to dance, be good in Mathematics, and be artistic. Wouldn't it be nice to know how to dance and know how to draw and paint? I suck at those, especially with Math. Smh.

4. Do you drink your tea or coffee with sugar?

-It doesn't really matter to me whether I drink coffee with sugar or not. I love any types of coffee as someone who drinks coffee a lot. But most of the time I drink coffee with sugar.

5. What was your favorite book as a child?

-I don't really like to read unless a book is connected to what I'm interested in. Perhaps books intertwined with Filipino subject or English subject? Lol.

6. Do you prefer baths or showers?

-Doesn't really matter as long as I'm clean. Maybe showers? Because I'm so tired of using my hands to take a bath by using the TABO.

7. If you could be a mythical creature, which would you choose?

-Manananggal or aswang? Hahahah. It'd be nice to fly lol.

8. Do you prefer reading paper or electronic books?

-My back aches just reading e-books on my computer, so I prefer reading paper in the library I suppose?

9. What is your favorite item of clothing?

-Skirts?

10. Do you like your name? Would you ever change it?

-I'm fine with my name, I just cringe everytime I'm the one who says it. If I were to change it, I would want it to be Raven.

11. Who is a mentor to you?

-My family, maybe?

12. Would you ever want to be famous? If so, what for?

-I do want to be famous. Maybe a famous writer, singer, or a video editor? But of course there are problems that I would be facing if I were to become famous.

13. Are you a restless sleeper?

-I don't have an idea, honestly. I sleep comfortably naman. But these days I find it hard to sleep because I think about a lot lately.

14. Do you consider yourself a romantic?

-Probably not. I do flirt with my friends as a joke but if it were to be a real flirting thing, I'd cringe.

15. Which element best represents you?

Element in the periodic table ba? Maybe Oxygen kasi hangin utak ko minsan sa kalutangan.

16. Who do you want to be closer to?

-God, hahah. Hindi kasi ako masyadong maka-Diyos kagaya ng iba that's why I want to try and build a close relationship with him. I want to know what it feels like being connected to God.

17. Do you miss someone at the moment?

-Oo, 'yung mga close kong 'di ko na close ngayon. Bond din namin ng mga friends kong malayo na kami sa isa't isa dahil magkaiba ng section at may different circle of friends na rin sila.

18. Tell us about an early childhood memory.

-Nilagyan ko ng ipis pagkain ng kaklase ko noong Nursery.

19. What is the strangest thing you have eaten?

-Balut? It has a chick inside eh, sometimes it still even has feathers. It looks disgusting but it's delicious in my opinion.

20. What can you see outside your bedroom window?

-Wala akong bedroom eh. Outside of the window na lang ng bahay namin. Hahhaha, ang nakikita ko lang naman kapag sumilip sa bintana is bahay ng kapitbahay namin. Does that even make sense?

21. What are you most thankful for?

-Sa family ko? Sa friends ko? Hahaha. Sa sarili ko na rin kasi nagpapakatatag ako at hindi pa rin sinasabit leeg ko sa kung saan para matigok.

22. Do you like spicy food?

-Yes, of course! :))

23. Have you ever met someone famous?

-Si Jhong Hilario? He's a brother of my ninong e. Ex-B and other famous na artista singer na pumupunta sa Makati kapag may Fiesta. 'Yung stage sa Evangelista minsan doon sila o kaya minsan sa Lucban nilalagyan ng stage.

24. Do you keep a diary or journal?

-May diary ako noong 5th grade. It was a must sa Filipino subject, laging tsinetsek ng teacher namin. 'Di ko na 'yon sinusulatan ngayon. May isa pa akong diary noong 7th grade, 'di ko na rin sinusulatan. May e-diary din ako, sinusulat ko ang nangyayari sa buhay ko sa Notes app sa cellphone ko, na ngayon ay sira na. Hahaha, sayang mga memories ko roon sa cellphone na 'yon. Katamad na rin magsulat ng diary ngayon kaya kahit sa notebook or notes app sa cellphone ko ngayon eh hindi ko na ginagawa.

25. Do you prefer to use pen or pencil?

-Pen, malabo kapag lapis e. But sometimes pencil, if there's something that I'll do and using a pencil is necessary.

26. What is your star sign?

-Aries

27. Do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy?

-Soggy. It gives a feeling I can't explain through words.

28. What would you want your legacy to be?

-Maipaglaban ko ang Pilipinas sa makabagong panahon kahit sa simpleng pagsusulat lang kagaya ni Jose Rizal. Lalo na ngayon dahil sa isyu patungkol sa WPS.

29. Do you like reading? What was the last thing you read?

-Never liked reading unless the book peeked my interest. Huli kong binasa is ang libro kong may pamagat na "Korespondensiya sa Filipino". Naglalaman siya ng kung paano magsulat ng iba't ibang mga liham.

30. How do you show someone you love them?

-I give gifts and my time. Ganoon ako mag-express. Hindi ko kaya sa salita at sa physical touch eh. hahahah.

31. Do you like ice in your drinks?

-Yeah, who doesn't? I just avoid ice or cold drinks when there's an occassion I have to go to and kakanta ako. I don't want to sing with a hoarse voice and may phlegm na nakadikit sa lalamunan ko. Uubo-ubo ako niyan habang kumakanta which is annoying lol.

32. What are you afraid of?

-Death? I'm sensitive with that topic. It triggers my panic attacks.

33. What is your favorite scent?

-Vanilla all the waaayyyy!

34. Do you address older people by their first or last name?

-It doesn't matter to me. I address older people the way they want me to call them. First or Last name doesn't matter.

35. If money was not a factor, how would you live your life?

-Happily, doing the things I love without worrying about money (how to spend and kumita ng money to fulfill the expenses needed to live in everyday life). Ang hirap kasi sa pera, minsan kukuha ka ng propesyong ayaw mo para lang mataas kitain mong pera, dahil ang talagang propesyong magpapasaya sa'yo at ang mga gusto mong gawin sa buhay eh kakarampot lang ang salaping kikititain mo.

36. Do you prefer swimming in pools or in the ocean?

-None of the above, I don't know how to swim sadly.

37. What would you do if you found $50 on the ground?

-50$ 2,500 pesos 'yon sa Pinas. Ise-save ko siyempre kung walang nagmamay-ari pero kung mayroon e 'di isauli. Hahaha, biyaya na 'yan sa'kin! Mukhang pera eh, charot.

38. Have you ever seen a shooting star? Did you make a wish?

-I saw a shooting star noong nasa Baguio ako, inabangan ko talaga 'yon since binalitang may shooting star e. Nag-wish ako, that's normally what people would do right?

39. What is one thing you would want to teach your children?

-Proper decision making, para hindi sila matulad sa'kin na poor decisions ang kadalasang nagagawa sa buhay.

41. What can you hear right now?

-Electricfan namin na umaandar.

40. If you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

-I want a Treble clef ang ganda eh lalo na mahilig ako sa music. Maybe sa wrist ko.

42. Where do you feel the safest?

-Sa bahay, tapos mag-isa lang ako at tahimik ang paligid. Tamang kinig lang ng music at minsan sasabayan ko by singing.

43. What is one thing you want to overcome/conquer?

-Fear ko sa death, anxiety ko and depression? Hirap mabuhay ng may ganiyan. Dagdag ko na rin pagiging mahiyain ko.

44. If you could travel back to any era, which would you choose?

-Era ng may mga kings and queens? Idk bobo ako sa history.

45. What is your most used emoji?

-crying emoji HAHAHAHHAH 😭 I use it as a laughing emoji.

46. What is your favorite season? Why?

-Rainyyyy, ang kalmado lang.

47. How would you spend your ideal day?

-Sa bahay lang. Tulog-kain-music-piano-kanta-kain.

48. Describe yourself using one word.

-Mahiyain

49. What do you regret the most?

-Desisyon kong hindi pinag-isipan nang mabuti.

50. Invent your own word. What does it mean?

-Shanxioussion. Shy and anxious🥲 Someone na hindi kayang makihalubilo sa iba? Ang hirap ipaliwanag basta similar diyan.

[plagueofskeletons]

what if I wrote shokohime? hahhaha just kidding.. unless-?

[angellesword]

A moodboard is like when you post pictures of how you invision/imagine or see each character in your story, like a visual (:

oh, probably not everyone! because i want my OC to be hmmmm i think the term would be inclusive (?) like, regardless of who the reader is, i wish they can envision the “your name” part, that’s why you will notice that i try to avoid descriptions like “your eyes are blue or your hair is curly”[[unless it's imperative to the plot]] to avoid giving her a definite face…

but since this is originally a bsd fic, this is their faces.

kouyou of bsd as jisoo:

akutagawa of bsd as soobin:

although don’t imagine soobin like akutagawa of bsd coz he is described as someone looking like JK hahhaha this is just how i imagine them because i initially write the chapters as soukoku then i just edit it to become a JK x OC one :D

but for reference, oda of bsd is Jimin

Dazai of bsd is Jungkook

Chuuya of bsd is OC

Nikolai Gogol of bsd is the one who stabbed JK

Fyodor of BSD is going to be Mr. Min (OC's bf)

[doctorweebmd]

Hiii i saw some other asks but they all had like 4 emojis so now idk if this is too much im so sorry if it is, hopefully you can answer all if you want to! Hope you have a great day! 💞🤩🧠(katsuki)🤗🍦🎶

lol anon are you kidding?! I LOVE talking about myself and my writing you are doing ME the favor hahaha

💞- Who's your comfort character?

Hmmm you know I actually never really thought about the 'definition' of what a comfort character is. Like, what's the difference between that and a favorite character? I looked it up and read a thinkpiece or two... (this is not supposed to be that deep I knoowwwwww i'm sorrryyy) but if we go by what I read, like a pseudo-parasocial-relationship, about who I think about when I'm upset or who motivates me in real life or who I just vibe with in general I'd say...

Izuku Midoriya. I can't even explain it. Like, if it doesn't have Deku in it, I ain't interested (BNHA fandom-wise.) He's flawed and overly sensitive and works SO SO HARD and is so sincere and GOOD and also INSANE SOMETIMES and he's just. My favorite. Literally no other MC can do it like him.

🤩- Who is your favorite character to write?

Hahhaha oh jeez I think my favorite to write might be Katsuki. I also really love writing Akutagawa. They both have a very particular manner of speech that I think brings a LOT of character to narration. I also write writing them both because getting a read into their inner minds is super fun, because we, as the audience, don't really get to hear their internal monologues. What do they think about? How do they think about it? Their heads are SO fucked, I just love picking them apart piece by piece lmao

🧠- Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them. (Katsuki)

That he's hopelessly, painfully in love with Izuku and he thinks its unrequited.

Just joking....

...Unless?

No but this is kinda hard. My thoughts about Katsuki are actively changing with canon. He's changed so much in canon. I guess this isn't a fun one, but I truly do believe Katsuki has a... difficult... relationship with his mother. They're too similar and the kind of shit she's said about him seems really cruel and backhanded. I also wouldn't be surprised if he instilled some of Katsuki's dislike of 'quirkless' Izuku. Mitsuki doesn't strike me as the kind of woman that ever really hugged Katsuki or told him that she loved him, she expected perfection from him and he GAVE her that. I also think, at least in part, his 'bad boy act' (because we know, WE KNOW its an act) is a way to rebel against her. No hate towards Mitsuki but I think across every universe she's shaped Katsuki's self-hatred and extreme pride and belief that he's not worthy of gentleness or affection. Erhem.

Wow I made myself sad with that. Oh moms. You sure are... something.

🤗 - What advice would you give to new fanfic writers that are just getting started?

Haha I'm not sure I'm qualified to give advice! I'll definitely do my best.

I echo what lots of other people say. Just write. Whatever it is. With whatever skill you have. Get whatever story you have in your head down. It doesn't have to be perfect. Or even complete. The act of putting it into words is insanely valuable. You won't even notice yourself becoming a better writer, but it happens almost naturally.

One saying I kinda live by is 'if you build it, they will come.' None of your ideas are too 'niche' or too 'weird.' Different people connect to different concepts. Some of my most rewarding writing experiences have been from writing shit that I legitimately thought no one would read. Keep at it. Recognition is not an indicator of quality. The right people will find you.

Write your thoughts down. Even if you think its stupid. You'd be surprised how much you revisit things. I often use text-to-speech for ideas or dialogue when I'm driving. This I've started doing more recently, but when you cut things out of your writing, save them in another document or at the bottom.

Obviously, read. The more you read, the better you'll write. We're all Frankenstein amalgamations of our favorite authors. Again, you won't know what will flip a switch in your brain until you give it a shot, right? I hate to say it, but sometimes 'classics' can be that inspiration. They're survived this long for a reason. 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' and 'East of Eden' both changed my brain chemistry and they were high school reading assignments....

Gosh. I mean, not to be cheesy, but just have fun with it. Its a hobby and its supposed to bring you joy. Don't worry about updating schedules or word counts or stats. Write whats in you and let it blossom, ya know?

🍦- What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?

Oh jeez this is also hard because I write like... a ton of porn.

BUT. I think my sweetest fic is Battle of the Bands.

In particular I really REALLY love the epilogue chapter. That Katsuki and Izuku go on tour together.... that they have matching tattoos instead of wedding bands... THAT THEY GET MARRIED AND LIVE THEIR DREAM TOGETHER.... plus. like. the SLOW SLOW SLOW burn of it all. the love songs. the yearning. making music of feelings you cannot say aloud. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

🎶- Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

oh definitely! its kind of become an unintentional tradition. i generally start a new playlist for every fic and add things 'vibe-wise' that i already know, then randomize and add songs on that way. It sets the stage, in a weird way. And when I'm stuck, I often look for new songs for the playlist (obviously looking up lyrics and the like) so its inspiration on inspiration!

Lately I've been.... listening to some music from my emo-esque high school and early college years. I've listened to 'Death for My Birthday' by Say Anything a lot. Their self-titled album is actually pretty decent. Hate Everyone, Do Better, Less Cute, Eloise, Crush'd, Cemetery, Narcissus, I Hate You More Than I Hate My Period are all great.

But I'm also writing The Path To Paradise, so I'm listening to my 'To Hell and Back' playlist while writing it (I'm roadtripwithlucifer on Spotify.) I really like Carve Me Open by Silences but all the playlists are solid tbh. in MY honest opinion.

AHHHh THANK yOU FOR THE QUESTIONS ANON i hope the responses are okay!!! as always i ranted and overthought everything apologies forever and ever

[chaotic-minds-think-alike]

Hey imagine if I made an Eight playlist hahhaha unless

[poleeeng]

Pwede ba wag nalang mag-birthday? Pwede magskip nalang yung araw? Mas okay pa ‘yon. Ganun din naman e, it will always be just like a normal, unimportant day. Ganun naman palagi, i was always alone tuwing birthday ko. Thrice lang sa whole life kong nagkaroon ng celebration and nakasama ko friends ko, 7th, 18th and 22nd. The rest, every year wala, ako lang; normal day sa bahay or work. Last year nga nakalimutan pa ng bestfriend kong igreet ako hahahhahah. Ganon ata ako ka-unimportant. last year wala talaga akong kasama, halos wala nga nakaalala kahit kausap ko non sa chat workmates ko since wfh kami. Si mama lang kasama ko sa bahay and on shift din ako non. Iyak nalang talaga e hahaha. Kaya siguro may ugali ako na lahat ng importanteng tao sakin naalala ko birthdays kahit di ko na nakakausap or nakakasama. Naka-note na sa calendar sa utak ko hahhahaha. I never forget.

Naalala ko, nung bata ako may picture nung 4th birthday party ng kapatid ko, nagbblow sya ng candle and ako nasa likod nya, i looked so sad and about to cry HAHHAHA. Tandang tanda ko kung bakit. Naiinggit ako non kais every year may celeb at cake yung kapatid ko. Ako wala talaga, ayun nga 1st, 7th and 18th lang ako napaghanda ng parents ko. Syempre bata pa ako non. May inggit somehow pa. Pero di ako galit or what. Tumanda ako na never naman sumama loob kasi gets ko naman. Magastos yung season ng birthday ko. It just saddens me kapag naiisip ko and kapag nakikita ko yung picture it always reminds me how unimportant my birthday is. Kaya ayon ever since nagkawork ako, i see to it na nacecelebrate kahit papano birthdays ng fam ko. I make sure na nakakabili ako ng cakes for them kapag birthday nila. Pag birthday ko? Wala parin Hahahaha unless bilhan ko sarili ko. Baka ganon talaga kapag panganay ka.

Magskip nalang sana yung araw.