#harmione incorrect quotes

[superfandomcorp]

Harry: We have a problem.

Albus: You have a problem.

James: Mom is going to be mad.

Harry: We are all fucked.

[gummybearinthehouseee]

ron: that's not funny

harry: i thought it was

hermione: you don't count. you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on facebook

[incorrectharmionequotes]

harry: hermione and i made it official! thoughts?? ron: and prayers

[itsgrangerweasley]

Harry: Did you and Ron have a fight? 

Hermione: Ron had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable.

[amaywrites]

Bellatrix: I’m thirsty

* licks blood from her arm*

Bellatrix: refreshing

Tom: you get more weird every day

Rodolphus: Welcome to my world tommy boy.

[prismolovesfanfiction]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25440826/chapters/69811932#workskin

Ron sighs. “I don’t like how touchy he is with you. It feels proprietary somehow.”

Hermione glances at Ron with confusion. “If you know that word, why don’t you use it more often?”

Ron falls against a pillow. “Because then you’d have expectations.”

[sleepdeprivedandinsane]

Interviewer to Hermione: So, what is it like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

Harry, grabbing the mic: amazing, never thought I'd be this happy

[browneyesandhair]

Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes Harry: Hermione is there something you’d like to tell me? Hermione: Don’t patronize me, Harry. But there is in fact, some wonderful news on this glorious national onion ring day. Harry: It’s national onion ring day in the U.S. Hermione: We can still celebrate here as well.

Insp: NORD

[looopylupin]

harry: did it hurt? when i told you to Google it and i was right?

hermione:

[thecustomcosplayed]

Ron, thinking Harry put his name in the Goblet: I've connected the two dots. Hermione, knowing it wasn’t Harry: You didn't connect shit. Ron: I've connected them.

[bccksmarts]

Ron, counting on his fingers: ( on about Hermione ) Gorgeous, funny, brave, and brilliant, beautiful, won't give up on anyone—

Hermione: ( flushed with twinkles in her eyes ) Awe...

[superfandomcorp]

Ron: Promise you won't be mad.

Hermione: what happened?

Harry: who are you, pretty lady?

Hermione: I'm going to kill them both!!

Ron: You always get angry before we can explain.

[gummybearinthehouseee]

harry: can i please burn this place to the ground?

hermione: seeing as its a castle made of stone, i don't think fire is going to do much damage.

harry: but it will make me feel better.

[incorrectharmionequotes]

harry: you love me, right?

hermione: of course!

harry: even if i did something bad?

hermione: of… course

harry: no, i mean like something really, really —

hermione: WHAT DID YOU DO

[wizardemilord]

Harry : You have a fake ID ? With a fake name and everything ?

Hermione : I can explain

Ron : She uses it to get a second library card so she can take out twice as many books

[harryandginnydeservesbetter]

Ron : Hold on, so you died.

Harry : Ya, but it didn't stick did it?

Hermione : That's not the point

@yourhalalslytherin @nymphadorathebubba @jegulus-trash @ronarryswhore @solis-angelus @nannomybeloved @hinnysphoenix