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TERRIBLE HITSUGAYA JOKE!!!
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How did Rex get his name?
5 year old CT-7567, running excitedly towards Cody the moment he sees him entering the CC cadet barracks: Cody! Cody! Fox gave me a name!!!
Cody, surprised since Fox had initially opposed taking in '67: Really? That's great vod'ika!
CT-7567, practically bouncing on the tips of his toes: Yeah! He said it means 'King' in a really old language used by ancient Jetii! He said it fit me because of two reason!
Cody, curious: Those being?
CT-7567, pausing to think: Well… He only said the one, not the second... But he said I had the makings of a great leader!
Cody, a little suspicious: That's awfully kind of Fox. What did he name you then?
CT-7567: My name is Rex!
Cody, well aware that 'Rex' is a popular name for pet massiffs and dogs:
Cody, looking towards Fox who has a shit eating grin:
Cody, unwilling to shatter Rex's innocence well before time: … That's a great name Rex… Wear it with pride vod'ika…
Rex, grinning from ear to ear: I will! -runs off happily to go tell his batchers-
Cody, watching his little brother go: …
Cody, looking back at Fox once Rex is gone: You motherfucker...
Fox, cackling: I wasn't lying. He's got the makings of a great leader…
Fox: It just so happens that he's also a little bitch that bites.
Cody: Start running.
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No you don't understand. Jon has an impeccable sense of humor and every other sentence that comes out of his mouth is some version of an intentional joke that sounded amazing in his head and sounds even better when spoken between two serious sentences which makes everyone around him miss the punchline.
Martin tho? Martin is fully serious no matter what he says. "Smorgasbord" for the Fears? Fully serious. "If I ever see another can of peaches"? Serious. "Righto"? Dead serious. "I can't hear you there is a door in the way"? Furious. "Gouge your eyes out"? A fully serious expression. You want to hear a martin joke? Here is a real life martin joke and it's glorious:
MARTIN
(surprisingly chipper) No prizes for guessing who’s in charge here, eh?
ARCHIVIST
Mm, I – I suppose not.
MARTIN
You know, I really miss the days when I could blame broken streetlights on the council.
A strongly-worded letter just doesn’t feel as forceful when it’s addressed to (funny voice, pitched lower) whichever Dread Power it may concern.
[THE ARCHIVIST SIGHS.]
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dave and buck sketches to test out some design headcanons on them <3 they have silly little sleepovers and stay up all night talking about their crushes [each other]
dave’s design includes the speakers visible on his forearms and chest that are meant to resemble body hair. the stylized framing over the mesh hopefully looks kind of like curly hair lol. i’m undecided about keeping the little meter on his collarbone yet.
buck’s design includes the long chip/coin dispensers in his forearms, which operate with a small lever on his inner arm and dispenses chips just below his palm, letting them fall in his hand. in these drawings they are mostly empty, which hopefully helps to imply that it’s the end of a day and they are now off the clock.
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A little imagination about Alan's powers as a parautilitarian.
(and also don't spill a coffee in front of Casey's eyes!)
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the greatest thing about luffy and robin's dynamic is that robin will just casually drop some morbid one-liner about disease or all the different ways someone can die at sea and luffy will just go 'haha yeah this is my friend robin she says weird things sometimes' and i love it. they totally get each other.
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Idk man I have Astarion at 96 approval at the end of Act 2 and I have both been playing in-character and not doing anything morally reprehensible, and he's been in my party for the majority of that time, so idk what y'all are on about having to play a "bad playthrough" in order to romance him <3
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I'm relistening to MAG159 and....does Peter turn into a wave of sea water that crashes to the ground?
If so, this strengthens my conviction that the Helen Distortion was turned into confetti.
Also. NotThem definitely shattered like the mirror they were, all the horrific, terrified faces They stole reflecting in the shards of glass that dissolved into less than dust before the pieces hit the ground
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Watching Kenobi & Tales of the Empire has been giving me ideas.
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Cale: What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas?
Alberu *sacred to ask*: ...what?
Cale: No idea. She hasn’t opened her present yet.
Choi Han: pff-
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