#he is not some guy in his early 20s wtf

[pearlsdiamondsandvodka]

everyone who romances astarion without his wrinkles and laugh lines you are WEAK and you are getting BLOCKED

[mixedstyles]

Instagram Blurb - As Long as You Are Series

Author’s Note: This is a longer Instagram blurb, and some of the comments actually matter! It goes to Part 4/5 of THIS series, but can be read on its own! Might make a bit more sense with an understanding of the story, but I don’t think it’ll interfere too much with your experience!

ALaYA Masterlist | Main Masterlist | send me things!

Instagram stories, night of June 18

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DailyStylesNews Harry and Mitch were spotted at y/n’s concert last night in Brooklyn

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fannewsdaily guess I need to go to one of her shows so I can meet Harry 🤪🤪

↳ harrystyles Not sure why this was in my recommendations, but please don’t go to y/n’s show just because I might be there. Go because she’s an amazing artist and performer.

↳ y/nprotector NOT HARRY DROPPING IN ON A FAN PAGE TO DEFEND Y/N

↳ fan34 @y/nprotector looks like you’re gonna need to change your user because Harry’s stolen that title from you 💀

harryyystyles why would he stay extra days instead of going back to the UK to prepare for the next ONO?? AMERICA, EXPLAIN

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Instagram post, early afternoon, June 19

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areyoulistening I know I already posted, but last night was insane!! Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who came!

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conangray your mother sent me and Olivia videos 🥹she was very proud. (and so are we)

↳ areyoulistening are you telling me my mom has a group chat with you and Liv??

↳ oliviarodrigo Yes.

fan01 sis spill the tea. are you friends with Harry Styles??

↳ areyoulistening there is no tea to be spilled, but we’re more acquaintances than friends!

↳ fan01 AHDSHHF she responded

↳ harryshome GIRL he was literally at your concert

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Spotted: late afternoon, June 19

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DailyStylesNews Harry was seen in NYC today leaving the gym.

harryobsessed Isn’t that the same sweatshirt y/n was wearing the other day in one of her YouTube videos?

↳ harryschild HDJSJSHFD IT IS WTF IS HAPPENING

harryfan3 y’all, it’s literally her merch. it’s not that big.

fan4 He’s not even following her 😭😩

↳ harryshome Maybe they’re trying to keep it on the DL?

↳ fan5 He’s literally wearing her merch. Idk if that’s on the “down low”

↳ fan4 I JUST CHECKED AGAIN HE’S FINALLY FOLLOWING HER AGEHFHSHUSD AND SO IS MITCH

harryfan7 I hope you guys know that this isn’t a big deal. If you’ve ever actually paid attention you’d realize he has so much merch i- 🙄

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Instagram story, evening, June 19

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DailyStylesNews Harry’s Instagram story from today 

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harryshome omg a story that isn’t a tour photo repost. he’s learning

↳ harryfan03 he needs to learn how to change the background color next. that tan is not it. 🥴

↳ harryswhore Leave the old man alone 😭

fan03 who’s the girl?

↳ fannewsdaily kinda looks like y/n

↳ y/nisthebest that’s what I’m saying 👀

rulistening Are we getting a collab?????

↳ y/nfan I would shit myself if we did

↳ rulistening please don’t. I’m begging you

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Instagram story, evening, June 19

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Y/NUpdates y/n posted this on her Instagram story tonight! Looks like her and Harry are hanging out, thoughts?

alayafan stop. i feel like this is the most harry has ever been active?? or at least recently

atla09 CAN WE ALL ACKNOWLEDGE SHE CALLED HIM CABBAGE MAN IN FRENCH

09fan02 I believe “mon petite chouchou” is a French term of endearment. It means like sweetheart if I remember correctly

mixedstyles NOT THE CABBAGE MAN 💀💀💀 Y/N is an icon for that

touroflove Sokka??

↳ fann Y/N is Suki and Harry is Sokka??? 🥺🥺

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Spotted: 1:27 A.M., June 20

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DailyStylesNews a fan saw Harry at a 24/7 bodega in Manhattan late last night

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loveontourr LEAVE THE MAN ALONE. LET HIM BUY HIS HOAGIE IN PEACE

nycfannn hi! I was the one who saw him. I saw y/n with him and heard her talking to the owner but I didn’t want to be creepy and take a picture of her too 😭 it was already weird taking a photo of him

↳ hsfan2001 Y/N WAS THERE TOO???

↳ y/nfan04 is it bad that we recently found out they even know each other and my ship has already sailed??? 😩🫣

↳ nycfannn @hsfan2001 She was! I was behind them in line. They were joking around and talking to Tony (the owner). I tried not to listen to their conversation but I’m so nosy 😭😭 y/n said something about they got distracted and didn’t realize the time??? I don’t want to be weird but they did seem pretty close!!

thisisafamilyshow On a different post I saw someone wondering why he's still in New York even though he has a show in like two days. He always leaves like, the morning after a show to travel to the next venue. Two extra days is a lot comparatively

↳ 1989hs I'm so curious as to what's going on. Like... I don't want to speculate but my little fan brain is doing the most

↳ thisisafamilyshow exactly! I may or may not be actively keeping up with harry pages to see what's going on. Trying to put together the puzzle pieces. I'm not expecting much, and frankly I don't really care, it's just so entertaining. wtf is wrong with me 😭

↳ 1989hs girl, we're all keeping up-to-date with harry you're not alone. we're all a little weird here 😭🤍

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Instagram story, afternoon, June 20

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DailyStylesNews a music student at NYU (auden.png) saw some people talking to Harry outside of a school building

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harrysarms This bitch (harry) is everywhere near nyu

↳ y/nfan5 well nyu is basically all of New York so i’m not really surprised

↳ harrysarms it’s always the music buildings though

↳ y/nfan5 he could literally just be making music. it doesn’t have to be anything more

numberonefan Is it just me or does that look like @areyoulistening on the far right behind the person in black?

↳ areyoulistening you're right, it do be me

↳ numberonefan Y/N! wtf are you doing here??

↳ areyoulistening lurking 😈 jk it came up on my for you page? probably because it's AUDEN'S photo

↳ areyoulistening i'm looking at you @auden.png

↳ auden.png I had no clue they would find the photo 😭🤍😭 ilyyy @areyoulistening

↳ areyoulistening i'm giving you more theory homework the next time i see you 😤 @auden.png (ily too)

DailyStylesNews not y/n and her friend having a conversation in my comment section 🤪

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Spotted: late afternoon, June 20

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DailyStylesNews Harry was seen grabbing drinks before heading into the NYU Steinhardt building in Greenwich Village for the second day in a row.

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fan4 you guys know who goes there? 👀

↳ harryismylife y/n 🐸☕️

alaya01 did he buy her a drink too? 🥺

↳ y/nfandom it’s literally a drink 😭😭

↳ alaya01 i can pretend it’s something more

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tag list: @theekyliepage @tati813 @reveriehs @thomaslefteyebrow @mxltifxnd0m (let me know if you’d like to be added or removed!)

[multifandoms27-blog]

Nanami Relationship HC's

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Content: Nanami x gn!Reader HC's

Warnings: None

Notes: HESEHKFJK I'm just a simp. Also, an anon sent me an ask about doing one for Nanami as I was already in the middle of it LOL

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Damn. You caught the attention of the hard-working bread man. How'd you do that?

Anyway

Nanami doesn't like PDA

He also doesn't like Gojo

The most he will do is hold your hand, and that's only if you're walking on the sidewalk or like, at the fair

Behind closed doors I'd say he's a little different. It's not a stark contrast, as Nanami doesn't need a bunch of affection like a certain albino haired bastard and a pink haired sweetheart

love you gojooo, love you yujiiii <3

Nanami is a very sensible person, so he'll understand if you want to hang out with friends instead of a date night (wtf why would you do that-)

Nanami also isn't very clingy. He can survive for a while off of fleeting touches and kisses, but eventually he's going to want more

Probably wont text you too much throughout the day, he is very dedicated to his work after all, no matter how shitty it is

Nanami also doesn't get very jealous...unless the man is Gojo Satoru or Suguru Geto

C'mon, he grew up with those guys, he knows they're still heart throbs in their late 20's

I can't really see Nanami being jealous of anybody else, though. Unless you were slowly giving him less and less fleeting time to be with someone else

Either way, he's sensible about it and talks to you like civil adults

He addresses the situation, asks for reassurance, but then denies ever being jealous if you tease him

Please do not tease him

He acts really unbothered, but he really would do anything for you. Even if he doesn't respond to your texts, he can see them popping up on his little smart watch

It almost puts a smile on his face. It would have, had his coworkers not been around

He can see when you text him about being in danger or wanting him home though, and he'll do everything he can to get sent home early to surprise you

Surprising you is probably his favorite activity

Once he came home, flowers and chocolate in hand. Of course, it had been your anniversary then, but still. You thought he had forgotten

Oh! Another thing with Nanami - he never ever forgets dates. If you do, he'll put it on the calendar for you

On the weekends off of work, he just wants to relax with you. Eat pizza, drink some soda, and watch some shitty action movie to pass the time. This is Nanami's way of "letting loose."

He's not a big party guy, so for things like his birthday, he'd appreciate it if you kept it small - between you and him, though he knows Gojo is going to do something stupid

He might invite Yuji and Megumi to the, rather small, celebration, as he tolerates those two more than Gojo and possibly Nobara. He just doesn't want it being loud, despite inviting Yuji

Megumi keeps Yuji in check tho

Speaking of those two rascals, they'll totally help you pick out presents for Nanami, and then will turn around and help Nanami get presents for you

Megumi and Yuji is your guys' biggest shipper

Nanami's cuddles are more like throwing an arm over you lazily, allowing you to wiggle around if you need it. However, he is a light sleeper so try not to wiggle too much :)

[toomuchracket]

Cocky d word Matty in a club bc all these guys in their early 20s are trying to make a move on you, but you’re always gonna stay loyal to your man. Matty doesn’t even intervene really- he just sits nursing his drink, chatting with friends as he watches you dance on the dance floor. You shake your head and dance away from a guy but he doesn’t take the hint. Before you can even look to Matty for help, he is excusing himself from the conversation he is in and making his way over to you. Matty tells the guy to do one. “That was very daddy of you, I must say” you tell him.

Adding to my last ask about d word Matty in the club. He smirks when you tell him that was ‘very daddy’ of him. “Oh yeah? You like your big strong protector boyfriend, princess?”. And you’re like FUCK YEAH IM GETTING IT GOOD TONIGHT. So you say into his ear “You know I do. None of those boys even come close to my man”. And Matty goes wild at the distinction and takes his role as Man very seriously that night

COCKY D WORD MATTY HELLOOOOOOOOOO god when he gets over the initial like panic that he's too old for you his narcissism kicks in to insane levels. but yeah, a group of you all go out and end up in the club living your best lives. at one point, your hype song comes on and the girls drag you away from matty to dance - he's watching you the whole time you're dancing about having the time of your life, thinking like "god she's so fucking gorgeous like that's my girl wtf how am i so lucky" (simpy) but lowkey also debating taking you home now so he can fuck you lol. anyway, as is the nature of clubbing, some Idiot Men shuffle up to you and the girls and start dancing near you. at first, you don't acknowledge them at all, just roll your eyes at each other and move away from them (matty sees you do this and giggles to himself as he takes a sip of his drink); one follows you, though, even after you literally turn round and say "not interested", and still lingers even after you've said "literally FUCK OFF". matty's at your side within seconds, arm around you protectively like "you alright, darlin'?" - you turn to kiss his neck, literally in full view of this random guy, and matty just looks him dead in the eye and says "why the fuck are you still here? my girl told you to do one. on you go, move on". and matty's jaw is tensed, you can feel all the muscles in his body taut, and he wraps both arms around you both romantically and protectively; basically, he's hot as FUCK right now. the guy scoffs and leaves, and matty smiles sweetly at you like "how you feeling, sweetheart?", and you wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him softly before you say "feeling like i just saw you be extremely daddy there, honestly". one of matty's hands slides down to rest on your bum as he smirks and whispers (like you said) "oh, you liked me being all protective, princess? your big, strong boyfriend keeping you safe from arsehole guys?", and you're like "mmm, like it a lot. you're the best. not one of those boys could EVER compare to my man, my gorgeous man, love of my life". something in matty just shifts; even in the poor lighting of the club, you can see his eyes darken, and he kisses you so passionately you feel lightheaded before murmuring "gonna let your man take you home and make you feel good, princess?", and you whisper "yes, daddy" directly in his ear before DRAGGING him out to the taxi rank to go home. when you're in the house, matty's taking every opportunity to show you how much of a man he is, carrying you to bed and going down on you for aaaaaages before fucking you HARD - but really, the most Manly mature thing about matty is the aftercare, which is always good but especially thorough after a rougher d word session such as this. shower, cuppa, cuddles and so many "i love you"s and "thank you"s until you both fall asleep (aching lol) <3

[notwonderlandsworld]

Deadpool's reaction to s/o who does parkour.

I can't even imagine anyone's reaction to figuring out someone they know does parkour. Like either calm, or overly excited I'd assume.

He's kinda OOC (or a lot lol)

pairing(s): Wade Wilson/Deadpool x GN!Reader

warning(s): I mean it's parkour wtf would be a warning, cursing? OH DEFINITELY NOT PROOFREAD AT ALL IDEK WTF I WROTE

word count: 1.2k

Honestly what can be said? Wade jumped off buildings and even sliced himself with them sometimes, but never really bothered with tricks or such. He had never heard or seen parkour before, so the concept became sort of new to him when he found out about it.

You remember how he had called you 2 months ago, claiming he had a dire emergency and you needed to head home now. After leaving work due to a ‘family emergency’ and breaking some speeding laws, you made it to the apartment in less than 20 minutes.

Let’s just say you didn’t know what you were expecting. Of course Wade would call you for something like this.

Glaring at him with hands on your hips, “Really? I left work early for this?” You dragged a palm along our face. Wade looked at you with ice cream smearing his lifted mask and mouth, confused.

“What babe? Look!”

The spoon flicked some of the melted dessert onto the rug as your boyfriend gestured to what was on the TV screen. Seems like he was on youtube watching a bunch of guys jumping on rooftops, building ledges, etc.

“Those parkour videos better not be giving you any ideas.”

Great. Now you gave him some ideas, (Y/N).

A week passed and you thought Wade had gotten over the small interest. Just another thing in the past, right?

Wrong.

You kept finding chairs stacked up one another whenever you made it home from work. Or caught onto Wade running across the table. Hell you even caught him clinging onto the ceiling one night. "Wade, what are you doing?!" You'd ask him whenever you opened the door to your apartment now. He'd be hanging onto one of the lamps like a cat and would simply yell, "Parkour!"

Parkour.

It became his favorite word for a whole two months. You two couldn't even take a decent jog in the park anymore because one peek at a bench and your boyfriend would be all over it. He'd be running and sliding under the seat like it was the only way to escape some non-existent enemies.

It was starting to bother you. Couldn't you do anything without him attempting to do his failed attempts? I mean seriously, please? A simple pizza run couldn't even slide normally without him insinuating his parkour shenanigans? It was starting to take a toll on your patience.

Wade? Never. You could handle him.

Except for when he mentioned parkour. Hell and you haven't even told him you used to do some parkour yourself. You didn’t even want to mention it now. It’d only feed into his current infatuation.

“(Y/N)?!” Currently occupied in the kitchen, you heard your boyfriend call out while focusing on stirring the boiling broth. It was Wade’s turn to cook, but you didn’t want to eat any more fast-food, so you offered to make something at home.

Usually he’d cook, but since he’s become downright obsessed in learning parkour, he would simply order food these past few weeks. Eventually you grew tired of it.

When he didn’t respond, you looked over. Wade hunched over the couch looking deep into his phone. Reducing the heat to prevent any accidents, you walked over to the merc. What the hell did he shout your name for?

“Wade? Is something wrong?” you asked your boyfriend. Snapping out of it, Wade finally turned around and shoved the phone in your face. Leaning away from the screen, upon further inspection, you noticed he was watching another parkour video. However, you didn’t think you’d see yourself in said video jumping off buildings and doing crazy leaps across debris.

Shit, he probably stumbled upon some old videos of you. Calmly taking the phone out of his hands, you checked the posted video-date.

Seven years ago.

Sighing, you handed the phone back to your boyfriend before heading back to the chicken. Hoping he ignored the current situation, you went back to stirring the broth again, “Um…so dinner’s almost ready. You want some cheese in your bowl?”

He stared at you for a few moments before shooting up from the couch, “You can’t just ignore this!”

“Oh yes I certainly can, now wash up. I’m putting cheese in your bowl.”

“(Y/N)!”

“Parmesan or Mozzarella?”

Wade jumped towards the kitchen and yanked you across the room, his arms caged around your midsection. Screeching you elbowed him, “I’m gonna drop the bowl!!” but your boyfriend simply hugged you tighter, “When were you gonna tell me you did parkour?!”

“Never!”

“Why not?!”

“Because!”

Needless to say, dinner consisted of Wade spouting your ear off with questions. About what? Parkour. Groaning, you dropped your spoon into the bowl of soup, the small splash against the bowl as you dragged a hand across your face. “Wade.” you said quiet and calm. He paused, awaiting your response. Smiling at him so helpless, you asked, “Can we just eat? In silence?”

Smacking a hand against his chest in offense, Wade went on, “Huh?! I’m just asking you questions, pumpkin! Are you insinuating that my voice is bothering you? Is that it?! What about the cops you ran away from? I just wanna know how you got away!”

“What…cops? What are you talking about Wade?”

“The video of you parkour-ing away from the cops.”

“That video was six years ago. I don’t remember.”

“Seven years ago.” Wade corrected. Throwing your hands up, you clicked your tongue. “Look, Wade. I used to practice parkour when I was younger and posted some videos online. That’s all! There’s nothing important to it! Jeez, drop it already!”

The merc crossed his arms, narrowing his eyes, “Uh-Uh babe! No can do! You knew I had gotten into parkour and didn’t bother saying anything?! Not even offering to teach me some moves, I'm kinda hurt (Y/N)!”

“Oh please! I didn’t tell you because you’ve been obsessed with this for months! Besides, it's not like it’s something important! You think me saying something would help your addiction?”

“Addiction? I’m not even that addicted.” Wade pondered. Scoffing, you gave him a flabbergasted look followed by the stink eye. In your head you could imagine fake wrestling him onto the floor. Sighing, before this could turn into a real argument, you looked at Wade.

“Look,” you began, “If I taught you some moves, would that make you happy?”

“Yes!” the merc immediately responded. Quickly you pointed a finger at him, “But! That means you’d have to stop with this whole parkour thing.”

“But—”

“Wade.” you stated in a serious tone, lowering yourself down to his chair—more specifically his lap—wrapping your arms around his neck. “I show you some parkour moves, and you have to promise you’ll stop with this infatuation.”

He stuttered out some excuses before eventually sighing. Wrapping his arms around your waist, he gave in, “Alright…” Wade grumbled out. Pouting slightly, he leaned in to give you a kiss, you smiled, reciprocating.

“Good.”

“So…” The merc said quietly before rambling again, “So when are you gonna teach me? What are you gonna teach me? Oh! What if you showed me how to spin off a building and land on ledges without falling? It’d be really helpful for when I’m running away from bad guys! Oh! Or what about that one move I saw you do in the video? And what about—”

Maybe you should've just told him it was a secret twin cousin.

Don't ask me what the hell I wrote because Idk either. Sorry it sucks major balls.

[pomegranateboba]

ArTw OC

i finally got my lazy ass onto picrew to make my OC guys i hope yall are proud of me

This is my OC (read self-insert) guys her name is Nicole

In her early 20s

Birthday is 17 February

Half Korean and half British, but lives in Korea

Juggles all 6 boys like some sort of harem (she has given up on choosing one)

"Summoner please don't do that" *proceeds to do exactly that*

174cm tall (5'8.5)

very bisexual (wishes there were more women)

You have chosen to keep reading. I hope you like reading because I have never written a longer post before.

Relationships with the boys:

Arcturus:

"guys he a lil clementine i love him"

She can crochet, so she made a crochet orange for him once

Protects him from Sirius

"rawr arcky" "...thank you Summoner?"

Likes hanging around him, because he's very approachable

Sneaks him out of work whenever his clan mates drag him to work, whether he likes it or not

Takes care of plants with him

Spared from her constant roasting

Her heart explodes whether he speaks

Spica:

First interaction: "Are you Rapunzel?" "Excuse me?"

"guys he won't let me braid his hair :("

Respects Spica a lot, because he's responsible (unlike her)

For his birthday, she has given him a chameleon named Pascal

Pascal now sits on his shoulder

Getting Spica out of work using force doesn't work, so she resorts to guilt tripping (it always works)

Alpheratz:

Nods in approval every time he prioritizes sleeping.

Likes taking naps with him whenever possible

*pointing at Alpheratz asleep under a tree* "eepy."

Lets him lean on her

"guys he keeps calling me short." "But you are"

"Why does his grandpa keep shipping us wtf"

Crochets a whole fucking blanket for this man

Sometimes points Spica in the wrong direction when he asks where Alpheratz is

Watches them fight like it's a K-drama (has snacks on her)

"It's like that scene in Harry Potter guys, except Sirius and Remus are Spica and Alpheratz and I'm Snape."

Pollux:

First impression: very squishable

Current impression: still very squishable

Absolutely adores Pollux

Flexes that she is like 2cm taller than him

"Short." "i'n nOT THAT SHORT-" "Short."

Her, Poll and Arcky are almost always seen together, and if they're not (Summoner gone), something is wong

"Or maybe I'm just with someone else." "BUT YOU KEEP DISAPPEARING"

Let's Pollux drag her out (away from Sirius)

Keeps snacks on her so that she and Poll can share

Vega:

"Vega my beloved"

Thinks it is very fun to tease Vega, considering he gets flustered very easily

Though she has toned down the flirting by a lot when Vega actually passed out once (very canon)

Looks up at Vega like ":3" and he replies "...how do you say that out loud?"

"He's very cute" (canon)

*pap paps his head*

Knows he is very overprotective, and constantly assures Vega that she will be fine. He doesn't believe her.

Vega is also spared from her constant roasting

Very affectionate to Vega, solely because he's always so worried about her.

Sirius:

"Sirisus T-T"

"Summoner, I got you a new bottle of shampoo since your old one seems to be running out :)" "How did you get into my room"

Is unable to keep Sirius out of her room, no matter how many locks and charms she places on her doors and windows.

Lets Sirius take her out (in all 3 ways, simply because)

She very much enjoys watching him perform.

Joins in when he starts practicing his acting skills out of the blue.

Has figured out how to read Sirius (works 90% of the time). Sirius doesn't understand how she does it.

Despite being a deep sleeper, she knows whenever someone (Sirius) has found their way into her room (most of the time)

Thinks Sirius is extremely hot and that therefore cancels out half his sins (emphasis on half)

*after a few hours* "wait...how did he know I was running out of shampoo?"

Personal stuff:

"where are all the women at?" (cue Sirius transforming into a woman)

Downbadussy. (no i shall not explain)

"Alpheratz is sleeping under a tree again." "...I almost asked what a tree was." "Nicole what the fuck."

Has a whole 3 friends in Mid Earthium. They do k-pop dance covers together (I might talk more about them if yall want.)

Bullies little kids on Minecraft.

Has like 100 Minecraft axolotls

Enjoys drawing (both digital and traditional art)

Sucks at sugarcoating her words

"Oh my stars I'm so stupid." "For real."

Her closet at home is like something out of a Pinterest board

Is very strong mentally, which is good because the life of a Summoner is very traumatic.

Is eerily calm because of that. It makes even Sirius uncomfortable

Hyperfixation. She now knows things ranging from the evolution of frogs to various medieval torture methods.

Keeps a pen in her pocket for self defense

"It passes airport security." "...why are you like this."

Either sleeps for 25 hours a day or doesn't sleep at all.

Her staple foods are water and bubble tea.

Can withstand cold, but instantly dies when it becomes too hot.

"It's so hot here." "My apologies, Summoner." "...I hate you."

[writinandcrying]

2007 TMNT Movie Review

ok so i watched 2007 movie for the first time (ive read about it and seen some scenes, but never watched the whole thing) anyways finally got a hold of myself and watched it! Specially bc of 3 reasons

1- i need to cuz to fr wtf

2- bc of a certain match up 👀 @melancholysway

3- aaaand I wanted to visualize better a 10 part scenario COF COF @melancholysway hi babe

i decided to write down my comments (i usually dont comment on movies but me and jas talked SO MUCH about it i wanted to do this lmao) basically if you have seen the film (and love it like a certain someone) you will be able to recognize the scenes from the my comments without detailed description, TW spoilers if you havent watched it!

Leo’s voice is HOT. mmhhmmOHMYGOD

Raph's movements and bike scenes are so smooth I love it

“sir im not playing hard to get this is not that kind of phoneline” ON A CHILDRENS MOVIE???????? KHBADKNJLJ

Donnie with his huge ass googles he’s so cute

APRIL???? SHORT HAIR APRIL?? CHANNEL APRIL??? SUIT APRIL??? Move aside Casey im down on one knee

I love the entrance to the lair, also I love when tmnt versions mix like subway stations with he sewers you know? Gives a perception that it isn’t so gloomy where they live and all

“I can’t even sleep without the sound of the subway rumbling above my head, i guess that’s what you get when you grow up on a house full of brothers” soft king we love to see it

Leo jumping out of a plane - AGAIN - like on the bayverse movies, every version he’s an adrenaline rookie istg

Raph diving on the elevator was fucking badass ngtl

SPLINTER SINGING WHILE 1 SECOND AGO THEY WERE ALL BEEFING LMAO PEAK SIBLING REP

Leo mispronouncing nightwatcher like a 40 y/o

Thinking out loud here I kinda wanted to know how they defeated The Shredder tho 

im gonna be honest...... besides rottmnt April..... i dont usually dig her, i always thinks theres some spice laking to her character, (bayverse included, sorry Megan Fox my queen) idk it feels the writers always go for miss perfect with her which doesn't give the character some interesting characteristics besides being "the perfect girl who's also the only one in the group" its lazy writing and it pisses me off. but this April??? i kinda like it! and her 2 LIL BUNS WHILE SHES TRAINING JDNJLA SHES SO CUTE

- “WHAT WAS THAT?” ”did I mention we ran into a monster last night’?” “oh you forgot buddy, did you also forget I only have a WODEN BAT?” im loving this Casey lmao 

“And now we got walking statues??? You got a plan for those?””hey those are a first for me too” WHO WROTE THIS MOVIE

Thinking out loud here part 2 the comeback - Like the only thing I miss is a more mature mikey I think? Everyone sort of grew up and have more mature lines, and he still on the "Yo dude” teenage phase, like idk if feels they all are in their mid/late 20s and Mikey still a 16 y/o :/ I wish writers would give him more development, or more clever lines? like clever pun lines if he's gonna be the comedy relief. anyways the only show I’ve seen doing more than just "dumb funny guy"for mikey is rottmnt 

Warn me next time, I got allergies - Casey I love you fr 

I wish they kept the birthday cake scene cuz the interaction with donnie, splinter aaaand Mikey is priceless

April and Casey apartment tho oh my 

Leo didnt even tell April or Casey that he came back????? bro??

THE DRAMAAAAAA with Raph and Leo omg seriously its like me and my sister but 10 times worse lmao

I love the background music is like… so early 2000s teens movie fhnsjdinaouji I know its an early 2000s teen movie but the music they be listening in the radio IS like.. something you would listen to in “she's the man” soundtrack and it makes it more realistic to the era it was made u feel 

*Makes passive aggressive comment about Raph*” “ok Leo whatever you say no one was talking about him” it goes b u s t e d you are busted

ABSOLUTELY LOVE when the movie starts playing badass music with radio police talking in the background and raph turns to the camera like its the office and simply says “they are playing my song”

Raph being done that Leo first idea when meeting the night watcher was to give him a lecture LMAO

I hate that Leo won the fight but the “good night dark prince” took me ujnnaojnjkl shut up Leonardo oh my god u r annoying *tucks hair*

*un-tucks hair* Bro I SWEAR I hate when Leo on any tmnt say they are better than Raph SHUT UP OH MY GOD

“Dont do this raph” “im done taking orders” PRESIDENTIAL ALERT THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING 10 bucks on Raph 

MY MAN BROKE THE GODDAMN KATANAS YEEEEES RAPHAEEEEEL

*raphs eyes soften after winning* and it was in this moment, he knew he fucked up

*runs away crying after fucking up an argument due angry issues*

Shut up Master Splinter speech to Raph made me emotional 

THE AMOUNT OF FOOT SOLDIERS THEY ARE FIGHTING ON THE PATIO THING 

April and Karai fighting (2 seconds) more culturally significant than the whole renaissance

Mikey and Casey having a special high five and APRIL PINCHING HIS ASS AAAAAAAAAAAA

“I presume this is the vortex for another dimension””cool. I want one” relatable 

Karai helping them - once again im in one knee

Leo did NOT say come to daddy oh my god that’s actually embarrassing

April driving poorly while arguing with Casey and karai + foot soldier in the back barely moving like its their emo children being forced into a family road trip gives me so much joy 

aaaaaand the movie is over! honestly there were some parts i didnt see it coming and udsjnounsoa like the little things they got away with it while being a children movie is surprising, sucks they couldnt make the other 3 movies :(

if you read all of this, first of all thank you and this for you:

[calmwaterstarot]

May I ask how some of you know Chris is a piece of shit because based on what I’m aware of he’s considered “weird” to most women due to his reserved and awkward nature.

Many wanted to know why he’s single and it wasn’t due to him being a pos, at least not the last few years…..now back in his early 20s/30s……okay, I can see that but over time he’s been the complete opposite.

So I’m just curious as to when these things occurred because due is either dr Jekyll Mr Hyde or someone is lying.

He’s a guy and he’s used IG as tinder….stupidly, but he’s always been respectful and very bad at flirting. 😂

I heard about this girl he married and I’m like…..sir wtf are you doing?! Is is fear and desperation because I so could have helped him seek better.

Chris does have insecurities and I so wish he’d work on that and not try to sweep his shit under the rug and then go hide in a relationship.

I saw recent pics of him and I’m just like…… *sighs* Honey this isn’t it.

He's a piece of shit because he treats women like shit and has done so for decades. He's a pathological liar, a master manipulator, and displays classic narcissistic traits. He's not "shy" and "reserved." And this isn't me guessing he's like that. I'm not jaded or jEaLoUs. I'm realistic. I've witnessed firsthand how he treats women. I've seen the text messages. I've seen other things, too, which I won't list here. This isn't a made-up fantasy story inside my head, like some of y'all create in your minds. This is real life.

Take him OFF THAT DAMN PEDESTAL. Do some of you even realize how much you idolize a fellow human being? That's so wild to me. Let that sink in for a few seconds. Just because someone has their face plastered everywhere and making millions when they can find work doesn't mean they deserve to be worshipped like a god or goddess. They're anything but, and he's no exception.

[theeleventhhour]

I was looking in my inbox for your ask @catb-fics and somehow it was deleted but I wanted to do it anyway so here I am, better late than never

Favourite Van pic

It’s hard to choose only one but that I remember these are ones of my favourites

Favourite Van quote

- "I'm really in to words, so l've always wrote lyrics and stories, since I can remember really. In school I could never spell. I was a bit dyslexic, so I would always get words mixed up all the time, but I was always good at capturing a story.”

Even though he wasn’t able to read properly he managed to introduce some interesting and complex vocabulary in his songs and it fascinates me

- "My dancing style? Captain Jack Sparrow when he runs meets Austin Powers when he blows them fembots up"

Hilarious

- “I'm terrible in bed but I'm incredible with my hands.”

No comments

- "They just don't know what they're on about. They say, 'We just want to make music for ourselves.' But if you wanted to make music for yourself, why did you leave your fucking bedroom? Why play a gig? Why stick it on the internet with fucking artwork and sell it on iTunes for 79p? You want to be successful. You're just talking bullshit. I think people see through it, to be honest. If selling out means playing to 100,000 people, making them lose their shit with their best mates and their girlfriends, then I want to sell out! If it's going on a Hellmans advert and getting two million quid for it then 'Fuck, I love mayonnaise!'"

I think is such a lovely thing that he didn’t made all for fame but because he is a guy who loves music above all and wanted to share his passion

- "I've hated guitar since I started. It hurts my hands. It's heavy. It cost me money to buy when I was a kid. They break. They all sound shite and out of tune anyway. I hate face-melting guitar solos. Why would I want to melt anyone's face? I got into music to make lads bounce, girls blush and my dad feel proud. I didn't get into it to melt someone's fucking head off."

Again the purpose of what he wanted to do with his music and honestly I get the point of being not cheap invest on instruments, but I love the solos only I’m not capable yet bc I’m too lazy 😅

Favourite Van moment

Well is not only Van’s but I bet it was his idea bc wtf else could come with that? I mean ninja masks? I want to kiss his stupid brain he’s really brilliant coming up with solutions in order to pursue his dream

Him hitting himself on stage for being hyperactive:

Yeah, I always chip my teeth on the mic stand. The first show in San Francisco on the last chord, no one could see because the lights went off, but the in-ears pack came off and hit me in the eye. I came offstage with a pretty big, overhand-right-looking, swollen eyebrow. But yeah, I like moving the mic around.

And this interview (idk if it refers at the same moment

Also almost every single one interview of his early 20s, they were another level

[dodger-sister]

Sufficiently freaked out enough I turned on the alarm & locked the doors & put a chair under the door handle. Yesterday we rescued a cat that we had seen around the neighborhood the last week or so. She was on our porch staring in at Sis, so Sis went out & the cat jumped in her arms & started loving on Sis.

So we started our rescue routine: put her in basement guest room separate from our animals, posted on my FB & 2 local missing pet groups, called the shelter (waiting for call back) & intended to take her in to get scanned for a chip, if needed by tomorrow.

Today on 1 of the FB groups there was a comment “that’s my cat”. Something about it felt weird. When my dog went missing & ppl posted they saw him here or there, trying to help us catch him, I would reply “omg thank you, yes thats my dog!” Or whatevs. She just posts, “thats my cat.” So I went to her FB & it looked legit enough, just tons of other ppl’s missing animals & motorcycles. *But* there was no post about her missing a cat. Scrolled back 3 months, nothing. I was going to message her & ask for a photo of the cat, just to verify, since ppl do use cats as bait for dog fights around here. I understand when you are missing an animal, you can be beside yourself, so I shoulda messaged her immediately, but I was tending to things with my own pets & around the house & didnt respond immediately (ie within the hour). Thats on me.

But then I get a phone call, “you found a cat, thats our cat,” from some dude. I said “howd you get this number?” He says, “From the internet, you can search anybody nowadays.” GUYS, my FB profile name is my nickname, not my legal name! You cant search me & find me bc all searchable stuff is either from voter registration or state ID. How did he connect my nickname to my legal name? WTF. Then he says, “my gf is out looking for him - it’s a him - right now. I just gave her your address - *says my address* - that’s you, right?” Im shaking now. “How do you have my address? Someone is just coming to my house?!” I tell him I will NOT be answering the door until my sister is also here. He says, “she’s a 65 year old lady, its fine.” I said, “no, its not & my dog is super protective of me & he doesn’t let me open the door for strangers.” He says, “just bring the cat out to her then .” I stupidly, giving away that I’m disabled or whatevs, said, “cat is downstairs & I can’t do the stairs, you’ll have to wait until my sister comes home. Tell your gf to come back at 5.”

I ask if the number he has called from is his & he says yes & gives me his name. I say I’ll have my sister call to arrange a pick up. Im outside, so I go in, lock all the door, cant get the 1 door to lock properly so I put the chair there. I also turned on alarm & have my dog here, but Im freaked.

I inform Sis & she calls him. He tells her he got my number from 1 of those online Find A People sites. Thats a creepy thing to do. & then to just send someone to your house. What if a stranger just showed up at your front door asking about SM post you had made, without you having given out your info? How would you feel? Sis told him to send her a photo to prove is their cat. So then I go back to the missing animal site & there are a few more comments from the same lady, 1 saying his name is Cletus & the other saying, “We live on *street around the corner*. Please is a outdoor cat. Let him out & he will come back home”.

Ya’ll we live in the city limits! Yeah it’s only a 35k population but we have busy streets & a huge drug problem, have been labeled in the top 10 worst cities in our state, just a bad place to let your animals roam free if you want them to stay safe. Not to mention we aren’t far from the city edges, where we have coyotes. I know I had indoor/outdoor cats in my early 20s in town, but I was young & stupid & raised with barn cats so didn’t know any better. This lady is 65 years old! Yes I’m judging!

My friend is coming to stay this weekend & wanted to adopt the cat. If is theirs, obvs we hafta return it, but Id rather my friend adopt it. Rather my friend than ppl who let it roam in the city & then stalk you online & call you outta the blue & try to roll up on your house unannounced. Fuuuuuck. Also yeah he went missing, bc he begged us to let him in our house, we thought we were helping!

(Anyways, by the time I typed all this, it has been confirmed he is their cat, so we will return it to them later. In a public meet up spot.). But ya’ll, I’m wigging. WTF?

[justablah56]

Hiiii:3

I am becoming obsessed withyour wittle buny guy!!!!! I must know more about him here is a list of questions about the sweet baby

1. On a scale of 1-10 how much trauma dose he have?

2. Pronouns? I know at least he is there but any all silly gender stuff goin on?

3. What are his opinions on mac and cheese? He looks like the type of guy to like mac and cheese

4. Do his parents love him? Are they alive?

5. Dose he draw/write/play music/do plays/etc?

6. Can i take him home with me and keep him in my pocket

7. How old is he

8. Is he from a human-bunny world of is he the only bunny person in a human world (is it like a spongebob where everyone is an animal or like a paddington bear where everyone else is a normal human)

9. whats going on mentally with him? He got adhd? Autism? Dyslexia? Hallucinations? Ptsd? Anything else?

10. Dose he live in a cute little house (like a mushroom/tree stump/rock/etc) or in a more human like home?

11. Can you preform a dark arts spell to make him real so i can hug him?

ehhehehe glad you like my silly little bunny <33 and ahh ty for all these questions

id say probably like eaahhhh 7(ish)/10 on the trauma scale , he can usually just kinda ignore it but y'know , >:] not forever

just he/him I think , might end up changing that at some point , but for now it's just that . I am considering him being trans tho , in which direction I know not , but that bnuy is not cis <3

oh yes absolutely a Mac n cheese guy , would probably live off it if he could

an interesting question my friend , and the answer is no on both accounts :D

I think he definitely plays an instrument and loves specifically doing live music for theatre performances . I don't think he can really act all that well but he loooves being on stage and just thinks acting is the coolest thing ever even if he's not particularly interested in acting himself .

yes . in fact I think he would be overjoyed if you took him home and he got a whole pocket to himself

don't really have like . a specific age for him , but probably late teens - early 20s , he is just a little guy who doesn't know wtf he's doing <3

I'm thinking he lives in a furry world where everyone is just a bipedal animal bcs I think it's fun to draw furries and experiment with different animals lmao

oh definitely PTSD . also probably adhd , I think he might have tourettes or at least something that causes him to tic .

kinda the in-between land that is like . hobbit holes . he lives in a cute little burrow that then has like . nice furnishings on the inside but is just a nicely decorated mound of dirt with a door on the outside lmao

I can certainly try , I'm sure he would appreciate a hug tbh

[weeswine]

Stuff I have noticed watching ST season 4 for the 5th or something time:

(Or just my rekindling of opinions and feelings)

Lucas wasn't a back stabber, he sent Jason and the crew to El and Hops old cabin (me too busy just focusing on Lucas (he is babygirl✨️))

Eddie isn't present for like 2 episodes and that is just a big wow [also Erica, miss her :(]

That classic shot of Eddie at the d&d table is not him being a dramatic whore™, rolling dice, but actually congratulating Erica

Why is Erica wearing the flag? Like slay and also the American theme song is playing but like girl?????

Erica supports the gays ✨️ (She probably is a gay 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸)

Angela still deserves that skate to the head [slayed !]

Murray is slay.

Still cant look at Robins outfit from the psych ward (sorry but yeah nah)

Alexei 😫

Jason is a leader but not a responsible or smart one, like he is hunting down a couple of 20 y/os and their half a dozen 14 y/o children??? And supporting his teammates to do the same (i didnt like him before but jeez dude)

also you can see his style of leadership of basketball and children hunting have some similarities sus

California Dreamin was played because ... *drumroll* THEY ARE IN CALIFORNIA!

The main group are the pick me girls of character developement (they dont develope like other characters~ they get desensitized and are used to death and gore *bites lip, tucks hair behind ear, giggles and pukes little*) but also geniuenly concerned for their sanity:

Argyle: Omg that dude dead, my 1st (?) death, the party is not here my dudes😔, wtf is happening, Ive never been through this, Im meant to deliver pizzas not dead bodies🍍🍍🍍

Byer boys + Mike: Oh my ✨️gawwdd✨️ Argyle get over it already ... like chop chop this agent died like 20 seconds ago move on !

(but they were in danger like Argyle indeed dude chop chop)

Does Yuri always just drug his coffee with sleepy pills? Like my guy thats not what coffee is meant to be used for, and the pills wouldve been low dosage cause unless Yuri is a maths wiz he wouldve been counting his mula for a while

Hop! Just dont have feet. At this point get rid of them! Get those 'orrid manky things outta 'ere!

The most horrific part of ST is not asshole Vecna and his gang, its just watching Hop get his feet dragged or him running around in the snow, no shoes, big cuts, the only thing keeping is feet on his body is Joyce, she is a super glue.

Vecna is more than just a piece of shit, hes the entire digestive system.

But him just targeting traumatised kids and touching them on the fore head, like: "Dw sweetie~ I'll fix you, shh is okay, you be nasty never again <3 Nurse Vecna will make you all better~ :)"

They are not nasty! They just been through some shit. Fuck you twerp

Freds visions with the funeral family giving ✨️Tisphone✨️ vibes ~♡

Early season 4 Mike is an asshole (dw it gets gayer *pats on head*)

Steve 🥰

Robin 😍

Nancy 😘

Eddie 🤩 (star fish boy)

Together united in harmony, they are the power Rangers💕💞✨️✨️

Dacre Montgomery (Billy) was in power Rangers (hes also aAussie which is just so oool)

Conspirewithme: #headcanons

Joyce could totally just go 1v1 brawl with the entirety of the upsidedown, Id pay to see it.

That guy who hired Robin and Steve who also worked at the arcade defo played d&d with Eddie at some point

I need to see El just have a giant therapy dog (think Perrito but Great Dame size)

Mike might be projecting Will onto El butttt he bi af, have you seen his cheekbones??? ( im watching a documentary on "Mike Gay????😱😱")

I am only up to the beggingin of episode 5, gods i hope this makes sense and im not accidently offending anyone

(Im a tag sl**)🐌

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

ok i always send u like advice questions bc i love u but also am so lost and dont have anybody to talk and i love to scream into the void. and ur older and have experience So. do u have any advice for Me. small girl. 21. i thinl im a lesbian but im in a rs with a guy rn. and i feel like im abusing myself by staying but i also need his financial support bc uni blah blah. Wtf do i do. how do i convince myself to leave. Because i want to but its scary. and the oonger im staying the more im solidifying it and traumatizing myself i just want it to end and im basically selling my soul. he is nice sometimes. but i literally just do not like men and i hate that it took me years to realize

its ok anon! i enjoy givign advice especially now that im older and have some perspective on things. rly similar thing was happening to me when i was 22 and i was in a relationship with a guy who was 30. i developed a huge crush on this girl who was the same age as me and i knew i had to break up w him but it was so scary to let go cus he was my safety net. i did end up leaving him tho, cus it felt unfair to both of us. it was SOOOO difficult at the time, and a few months later i realized the girl ended up being a huge jerk who was just stringing me along for  the attention. im still glad we broke up tho, cus like, a 30 yr old and a 20 yr old will never want the same things. in ur early 20s i rly believe all ur relationships are doomed to fail and u just need to like, experience life w different ppl without letting fear of failure hinder u. its the time in life where ur figuring out what works for you so that later on u can form much more solid relationships. but when ur still 21 everything feels so serious and urgent, like ur running out of time. its simply not the case. as for the financial thing, well... in my experience its better to be dead broke and free than chained to a life u despise just for the "comfort". money comes and goes, especially when ur that young. seriously, life sucks so bad when u cling to worldly possessions. like i have been poor my whole life but im still here still surviving, god always finds a way. trust ur intuition anon, ur life as an adult is just beginning, ur realizing the thigns u need to realize and u have the power to open doors for urself. by the time ur 30 u will look back on this time and think aww i was just a baby. and u will have compassion for whatever choices u made. #<3!!

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 39

Tall Tales

"Tall Tales"

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: Dude...perks of being asexual, whatever's about to happen to this guy would not happen to me. I cannot be so easily tempted. Also, the age gap/power dynamics between a college professor and what was presumed to be a student would have shut that down for me immediately. Like, yeah, did I have a small crush on one of my college professors? Sure, but I never would have DONE anything about it. And now that I'm in my 30s, late teens and early 20s are so SO young. It felt gross when one of my clients tried to insist that I date the intern we had at our branch for a month or two who was 21. Anyway, I also just wouldn't be as sleazy as that professor, saying all the correct things but still making those advances.

GABRIEL?? WAS THAT YOU?? (Though, I think this early in the series he goes by Loki.)

Where the hell are the boys staying that looks like this???

OMG HE WAS AN ETHICS AND MORALITY PROFESSOR?! Dude. You SHAME Chidi Anagonye!!!

God. College ghost stories are so fun. My university had a TON because it's in a small town surrounded by corn fields on all sides, what else is there to do?

Maybe wanna slow down there, Dean. Dean...you convinced this girl you're...an astronaut??? Anyway, I am disappointed.

The kind of face that says “I’m the only sober person in this room and I cannot believe you, my older brother, are suggesting we simultaneously hook up with this drunk college girl who literally almost threw up just now and her probably equally drunk sister. Where would we even do that? The motel room we share?? Wtf” A picture says a lot of words, okay?

Omg wait. This is just how they’re remembering it. I love this kind of story telling. I love unreliable narrators. OMG OMG OMG I forgot how absolutely uptight Dean makes Sam seem in his version. But also not caring about what Sam is actually saying, making him literally say "We don't have time for your blah blah blblah"

Wait. First ghosts and now and alien abduction story??? Like...It's a shame to know who Richard Speight Jr plays because it does spoil this a little bit. (Also, I'm pretty sure Dean encounters fairies at some point. This episode fucking rules)

God. What an episode. The alien. made. this. guy. slow. dance. with. them.

And this is the genesis of "too precious for this world" getting said here many many times a day for years.

I love their bickering. Like little kids.

Oh yes. The alligators in the sewers. Classic. Starting to believe the boys stumbled onto the campus of Night Vale Community College.

What. in the skeezy bachelor pad is this place?

Dean. DEAN. Please be better than falling for this. Okay good.

"Been On My Mind...": Who's to say? There was opportunity maybe?

[ezriah8ter]

okay going into it with the perspective of it being a slasher let’s go besties…

(i’m time stamping when i have to make notes and comments in case anybody wants to reference them..)

1:13: wow the opening credits are kind of intense. but it’s fine i can get with it i think. yeah.

1:44: god this song is so good

3:49: that’s kind of awkward lmfao why’d they start counting down so early..

4:09: damn girl! that probably would NOT have been my reaction! just go home and eat some cake and cry in your bed bruh 😭😭

5:38: okay just saying i had no clue this bitch was pregnant before i started watching like did anybody else know?? i’m waiting for when this is actually going to be important…

7:23: nah cause that sucks i get it.

13:26: LMAO???? DAMN GIRL JUST SAID THAT!

17:11: oh god…the woke tv show strikes again…..AND the woke white guy…. let’s gooooooo

18:41: gamer gurl! 😜

24:38: wtf 😀

25:50: ew is he jacking off

25:52: OH MY GOD W H AT LMFAOOOOOO

26:24: i just hate the way tabby's lines are delivered like omfg she’s so annoying

27:44: wait. if they’re trying to get the house on the market why tf is all her shit still there. like i get she has a hard time coming back but i thought the house was gonna be like…empty..

29:36: yeah i don’t like this guy…..is he her age???

30:10: okay no he is not her age he is older. great. this again. what is a pll show without an older guy preying on a much younger girl???

30:27: *looks up ari aster's age* ok. yeah. ew. this is like a bigger age gap than the one between aria and ezra….

30:45: GOD NO PLEASE

32:07: girl. what. why would you CHOOSE to look at men's asses…

32:41: yes PLEASE i beg of you just fuck someone your own age

36:35: please not the fry dropping out of his mouth that is the least funniest fucking thing

37:39: i think the need to be prom queen is one of my least favorite tropes. like it’s so fucking annoying and stupid.

38:44: oh i totally bet this twin thing is gonna come up later if the writers of pll had anything to do with it…

41:19: hand over mouth rn i can’t believe karen just said that about greg losing every single football game LMFAO 😭😭

42:15: yeah fuck no i'd be leaving

also why tf does this school look so gross and musty and stuffy like what

46:44: LMAO???? THERE HE GOES I GUESS???

48:45 oh yuck…ALSO IMMEDIATELY ON FARRIN??? DAMN!

also wtf was the timing. like why did they put all their “crimes” right next to each other…like i feel like they totally could’ve given them detention throughout the episode but they choose to do it in the last 10 minutes??? why tf did they put them together in the last couple minutes ugh

51:43: LMAO WHEN KAREN WAS LIKE “ew that’s disgusting” AFTER MOUSE TELLING HER HER NAME DNSFK THATS SO FUNNY

52:20: “how has karen not been cancelled yet” PLEASE shut the fuck up oh my god

final thoughts:

alrighty. i guess i’ll continue watching. not a fan of the pacing though as i said…idk i’ve already aired most of my complaints in previous posts

if you want me to continue writing my thoughts like this every time i watch an episode let me know!nand as always if you agree or disagree with anything i said i’d love to discuss!

xoxo fellas <3

[cydie]

bro wtf was that

there was an upper bit and a lower bit

[[MORE]]

I was a student in a 1 person class and the teacher was kinda sus??

then we joined another like 15 and the class was nice

there was an issue it was sat down and spoken about with the affected people but also the game we'd been given to play was odd

-

there was also a section where I was in a like square corner and with a lady?? and can't remember but this was kind of part of the part up top

and the friend I made took me back to his dorm and there were like builds that were almost PC builds but they were iPad build???

I said something like I wish I was that kind of autistic

bc his friend was autistic for something studious

and then some things happened there that idk

-

ok

there was 2 major parts of my dream

1 was

Matt and I were driving in the Mazda

we pulled up to these 2 like teens or early 20s flagging us and asking us to roll down the window

he did and she went"I'm so sorry to do this" and pulls a pistol on him

in reaction Matt opens the door really hard and smacks her with it to push her back and drives away

she shoots after us, I asked if Matt was ok he said yes, only hit my right side chin

I said ok we should go to the hospital

he said no it's fineee

I said we will go or I will call them

he said call them bc I have to go to (something in Southport) so I can get both done!! (delothor reference?)

-

we were now driving a bus? some guy came up to the front holding an umbrella looking thing and to roll down the window

we were stopped at lights maybe but we werent moving

he made his way towards my side and startee trying to get the window open

bc it was a bus I didn't know how it worked

so it was just a confusing struggle overall

he ended up getting it open to try and stick the small umbrella in and trying to deploy it????

Matt opens his door and walks around but it takes him a little bit longer to get there for some reason

he eventually grabs the guy and throws him off the window

there was another bit with 2 other ladies but I can't remember it

- next part

I was in bed and I suddenly woke up

I checked the time and it was 3:28

panicked, I had a flashback that my front teeth had been removed or kicked out?? and I went to the dentist etc and got stuff done and I just didn't remember bc I was under

and the front was missing mostly???

he also said he'd be back at 11 so did he leave me sleeping on purpose to make the most of me not existing?

I went to look at my teeth and the front was skeletal

I went down the hall to the study and Matt was standing at a computer but it didn't look like the study

I asked him what happened and he said "oh, I got 1 of my teeth done see" and he opened his mouth to show me

I said no, my teeth are missing

he said what

I bared my front teeth to show him

he laughed and said holy shit

and I woke up

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That part felt so real that I had to check my own teeth were still there

But also I had a feeling that he wouldn't be back on time, and I checked and saw he was still at the cafe which meant he wouldn't be back until like 11:15

unless he cancelled going to mums and was spending time at the cafe so he could bring something back for me??? no

that's too unlikely but maybe idk

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but also he has a centrelink thing at some time idk when

now I think to myself

would he even keep his word if there wasn't something he had to get back to?

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why doesn't he just text to update? I genuinely can't see why u can't just be like

hey status update just leaving southport omw to mums rn

if you can do it in a game you can do it irl

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a lack of comms is why i felt unloved bc i would ask for them and you would still not do them

and if you forget to do them u can just say "sorry i didn't msg earlier" or "sorry I didn't msg earlier just got a chance to look at my phone"

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all I knew this morning was that he was gonna smash out delothor asap, get papers, and get back here to do Centrelink appointment so he should be back by 11

he hasn't messaged once to update me on anything

and I wonder if I'm going back to the anxiety I had before

and I wonder if we went back on our decision

would he stop being kind and loving?