#he is so frustrating

[chronicowboy]

"trust me just this once" merlin says like arthur hasn't trusted merlin with his clothes, secrets, heart, life, whole damn kingdom, etc

[damedont]

If Alhaitham has million haters then i am one of them.

If Alhaitham has one hater then i am dead.

If Alhaitham has no hater then Kaveh is dead.

[aroace-wizard]

Fuck Jerry from undertale

[xyzthoughts]

I understand the appeal of the Darkling in theory. Villians are fun. Obsessive love can be interesting to read about. He has sad backstory potential. He and Alina have complementary powers. But in the actual books, especially the King of Scars series, he is just annoying. He lacks the actually interesting grey morality of the Crows and the easy charm of Nikolai. I really wanted him and Alina to unite in the first book but wow did I change my mind.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[thelovelyvie]

We just love refusing to use proper pronouns because "it doesn't come naturally."

[beesleeps]

"kabru doesn't even like laios"

meanwhile, kabru:

[loumands]

I feel like many people have a fundamental misconception of what unreliable narrator means. It's simply a narrative vehicle not a character flaw or a sign that the character is a bad person. There are also many different types of unreliable narrators in fiction. Being an unreliable narrator doesn't necessarily mean that the character is 'wrong', it definitely doesn't mean that they're wrong about everything even if some aspects in their story are inaccurate, and only some unreliable narrators actively and consciously lie. Stories that have unreliable narrators also tend to deal with perception and memory and they often don't even have one objective truth, just different versions. It reflects real life where we know human memory is highly unreliable and vague and people can interpret same events very differently

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF game Vanessa is starting to control Glitchtrap,,

[spongerobertstudpants]

I called my dad yesterday to make plans for Father's day. Just to get a text from him today that my aunt needs help with my Grandma this weekend (he said making adjustments to her living situation). And honestly he should go and help. I don't really mind that we are rescheduling because of that. What I do mind is he asked to reschedule for next weekend which is my FUCKING BIRTHDAY WEEKEND 😤

[southern--downpour]

WHAT’S THAT, PUPPET BOY?

[shepscapades]

At long last… the story of how Mumbo Deviates! I realize this is the most anticlimactic response i could've given to the crazy number of asks I’ve gotten wondering how Mumbo deviates and asking how angsty or heartbreaking or dramatic it is… but hear me out okay. The idea that mumbo is just doing Normal, Day-To-Day android stuff and some random mob just. spooks him so bad that he deviates on the spot and never tells a soul is not only Hilarious but it also feels Really in character DLFGKJFGJ

(And so, i stick to my guns about mumbo being spared from angst. silly goofy guy who i love so so much =w=)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

[potassiumprincess]

i think marinette is worse at resting when she's sick but adrien is worse at sitting things out if he's injured. i have no explanation, these are just the vibes

[hajihiko]

[999999999inadream]

toby fox needs to add like a bit of narration in deltarune abt kris like "they themmed they/themily down the stheirs" cus i cant go on seeing them constantly get he/himmed in yt comment sections