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stealingpotatoes · 16 days ago

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there is not a single task on earth that's more important than cat cuddles (source: my cat told me)

#saving the world? performing open heart surgery? sorry bro cat needs cuddles take a time out #its so funny i think he knows im right handed bc he REFUSES to snuggle on my right arm. he HAS to be on my left arm/shoulder #lady normalgirl and her eunuch #cats #caturday #my doods #10k

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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rooniearts · 3 months ago

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Consider: Silver with hearing loss

#sth #sth fanart #silver the hedgehog #blaze the cat #amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #roonies doodles #roonies comics #WHY does silver have hearing loss? because i do. obviously #im nothing if not self indulgent #me giving all my disabilities and mental illnesses to my fav characters: omgggg theyre just like me fr thats crazy howd that happen #thinking about how funny it is that silver idolizes whisper and then when he finally meets her her entire bit is that she only ever whisper #makes me laugh really hard. poor little guy </3

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digitalmyyth · 4 months ago

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Shenanigans ensue

#had this silly idea and then realised it was nearly actually Valentine’s Day #and sort of rushed to try get it out on the day. close enough.#anyway I just think this would be a funny episode idea #with misunderstandings and miscommunication galore #they would build some ultimate matchmaker machine.#Candace would be annoyed because she would say you can’t make a machine to do that you have to do it naturally #Perry goes along with it all because he likes spending time with them #and then at the end it’s a lesson about how some people are gay or whatever #pnf #perry the platypus #human perry #my art

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yeepof · 1 year ago

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Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

#laios touden #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #arts #dungeon meshi #hello Im back again! to tumblr #also Im pretty shamlessly using beebfreeb 's falin outfit. I like it a lot I think thats how she is #delicious in dungeon #obviously influenced by some other peoples designs of modern designs figured Id put that disclaimer i do love those #i have no idea what the canonicity of laios going to the library is. like. he knows a lot #but i dont know if thats from books necessarily? jsut thought it was funny just pretend its this particualr libraary if that bothers u I gu

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assiraphales · 2 years ago

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

#media illiteracy I am fighting u with a sword #american psycho #halloween #horror comedy #idolizing Patrick is a red flag. thinking he’s a pathetic twerp and finding the film funny is not

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emotional-piece-of-meat · 4 months ago

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Duke is unapologetic for everything that comes out of his mouth. In fact, give him a mic, he'll say it louder.

Some way too old for that guy, trying to flirt with Cass: You know, you seem so mature for your age…

Duke, popping out of nowhere: And you're really fucking dumb for yours, man, fix this puddle of desperation on your head first and only then think about trying to fit into society. If even your hair doesn't want to be with you, what are you counting on?

Cass, who really didn't want to ruin her cute dress with blood: 👍🏻

A really annoying paparazzi: Hey, boy, how does it feel to become rich after, well, whatever you were before? Have your, erm, extracurricular activities changed? What's your favourite thing to do now?

Duke, with the straightest face known to mankind: No, it's still your mom. My favourite extracurricular activity, planning to do her more actually, thanks for the question.

Bruce, trying to parent a whole ass teen: So…

Duke: I really shouldn't have told this terrible, rude, insufferable piece of person to go eat shit. I genuinely regret it. I should have told her to go eat shit and die choking, such a missed opportunity, damn, I'm still upset.

Bruce: ...

Bruce, to himself: Why am I even trying?

There are a bunch of compilations on YouTube and Tiktok “Duke Thomas-Wayne has no PR training whatsoever”. Duke personally likes every single one of them.

#he thinks he is funny #because he is #it's hard to teach him manners when you're trying your best not to burst into hysterical laughter #he's not learning btw #batman #batfam #batfamily #duke thomas #still on my Duke kick as you can see

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago

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Don’t bring up Michael’s FNAF situationship dawg

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #michael afton #fnaf gregory #security breach #jeremy fitzgerald #fnaf 2 #Gregory thought he was about to be so funny #but it sent Michael right into a spiral #you’ll not only age him but turn him to dust #never ever under any circumstance bring up Michael’s past #he rather not think about it pff

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stealingpotatoes · 5 months ago

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I was absolutely befuddled when I saw someone say they loved your Eunuch so I went on your page and saw it was your cat and I was like "oh okay that makes sense now." I must say your Faithful Eunuch is exceedingly adorable.

LOL honestly it's really funny seeing how much tumblr loves my cat bc he has that effect on people irl too, including but not limited to the vets

#it's so funny vets who aren't treating him will come into the room to say hi to him n see how he's doing #and YES everything about my cat has to be fake-ass 16th century now #i need a tag for this i cant keep using adventures of normalgirl that's my Me tag #lady normalgirl and her eunuch #< ill think of smthn better eventually #thanks for the ask!#cats #my doods

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Dog Meshi.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 9 days ago

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watever more bee and prowl brothers

#tfa #transformers animated #humanformers #prowl #tfa prowl #tfa bumblebee #bumblebee #talking to ur sibling and having a normal conversation for once but they immediatly give u the ick #IJBOOGLKHJMLKHG #my older sister has experienced this with me one too many times #bumblebee roblox kid...?#i dont think he would enjoy minecraft #i think he would get boerd very easily #he lieks playing multiplayer games with sari.. :3 #siblings with huge age gaps is so funny to me #because like u have beef with ur sibling because theyre ur sibling but also ur like a grown man and hes 16 #the dynamics r just so funny

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squipedmew · 5 days ago

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and suddently the rate of no-mercy routes goes up by 300%

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orions-aether · 11 days ago

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eastern european haunted emily axford pc, transfem daughter of libertarians ally beardsley pc, spot on pub representation grizzled old british lady siobhan thompson pc, nasty old gun guy zac oyama pc, posh boy brian murphy pc, famous explorer with a book series that really falls off lou wilson pc we're fucking eating this season my god

#the comment about old white women who don't know what suncream is and have only ever worked outside sent meeeee #is that just every person I've ever met growing up in rural england I think so #this was so fucking good I just smiled the whole way through I love them all so much #transfem pc time let's fucking gooo!!!!#there's nothing funnier to me than the fact that the gotch sons names get more normal as you go down the line #like the fact that they started at samwell and then there's hatwell and wealwell and we end with maxwell is so fucking funny #van using normans as an insult had me crying #the wildly impressive old woman married to just a guy and they have a pub and are like completely infatuated with each other is perfect #and very accurate #the fucking gentrified pub idk why I'm only thinking about the gentrified pub in all of this but it's so real #also everyone slagging off lou's book series before he even gets to introduce his character screaming #I'm literally obsessed with all of them #cloudward ho!#cloudward ho #dimension 20 cloudward ho #dimension 20 cloudward ho!#d20 #dimension 20 #marya junková #van chapman #olethra macleod #daisuke bucklesby #montgomery lamontgomery #maxwell gotch #the names are fucking banging as well omg #love steampunk with all my heart

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saixria · 8 months ago

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The sillies

When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked

#Odysseus (virgin) asking Athena (virgin goddess) for romantic advice is so funny to me #like it’s literally the blind leading the blind #I like to think even after days of strategizing with Athena ody still has 0 rizz #yes he’s trained in tactical seduction and yapping but up against someone he actually likes?#Penelope is just amused and charmed by his rizzlessness #0 rizz #epic the musical #epic odysseus #epic athena #epic penelope #odypen #fanart #xria art

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clumsypuppy · 7 months ago

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Bridge to turnabout doodles

#EDGEWORTH WITH THE CRANE FOLDING IS SO FUNNY AND SO CUTE LOL #and hearing characters react to his glare + his own monologue about it is peak #I wanna revisit the first case after I finish this now that I now abt Diego Armando #I think that whole debacle had to do with dahlia also poisoning him but since I didn’t know much abt him at the time I wanna see again #iris and pearl have similar glaring(?) faces and its really cute #when I went to visit iris again in the detention centre after poking around the temple i was startled when gumshoe followed me LOL #I guess hes kind of like my substitute for maya???#and they voiced edgeworths take that line when I had to use the Magatama thats so neat!!!!#I squinted and they did the same thing for the dialogue button and talk screens- his silhouette is where phoenix’s would be #I thought that was a really nice subtle touch #doodles #my art #myart #ace attorney #aa #trials and tribulations #bridge to turnabout #im still really early in the case though #mia fey #iris fey #diego armando #dick gumshoe #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright

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doctorsiren · 9 months ago

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Gravity Falls AU where everything is exactly the same except Bill’s parents are alive and well, and they’re just so proud of their chaotic dream demon son

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #scalene cipher #euclid cipher #gravity falls fanart #cipher family fun au #digital art #my art #procreate #I just think it would be funny if like…he didn’t destroy his home dimension and instead just left to do crazy things because he wanted to #and his parents are like ‘omg that’s our boy! tormenting the masses! gaining followers! so proud of you honey!!’

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