#he was the coolest guy... so sweet and funny and sexy...

[d-adpool]

speak for yourself. my friend's funeral is this weekend (very sad)

What a week! We made it to Friday.

[rentumblsstuff]

NPMD!Steph: I asked Pete to Pasquali’s on the first date.

AC!Steph: I asked Pete to shower with me.

YJ!Steph: Who the fuck is Pete and why are we thirsty for him? Get a grip, ladies.

NPMD!Steph: Okay, okay, imagine the biggest nerd you can think of?

YJ!Steph: Oh the bow tie kid.

NPMD!Steph: That’s him.

AC!Steph: But then also like make him funny and sarcastic.

NPMD!Steph: Yeah! And sweet.

AC!Steph: And weirdly sexy and secretly jacked and you just kinda wanna break his brain so that the only thing he can think about is pinning you to the wall of the shower even though it’s nasty, so-

NPMD!Steph: Wait the other one is right. Get a grip. Please.

AC!Steph: *shaking* I’ve been stuck at Camp Idontwannabang for a month and he’s the only sane one here other than me. There’s only one thing I’m trying to ‘get a grip’ on around here, and it’s down the shorts that his ‘Virginity Rocks!’ camp tee is tucked into.

——

AC!Peter: I broke my leg trying to improvise a weapon to protect Steph and myself.

NPMD!Peter: I almost sacrificed my life for Steph!

TGWDLM!Peter: I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN MY HOT CHOCOLATE.

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: NEITHER HAVE WE!

TGWDLM!Peter: Also who is Steph and why are we willing to hurt ourselves for her?

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: *OFFENDED GASP*

AC!Peter: Imagine you have really low blood sugar and all you have to fix it is fuckin’ raisins… And Steph gives you a chocolate bar. Relief, finally, you can think straight for what feels like the first time in your life. That’s Stephanie.

NPMD!Peter: Imagine an eldritch god tells you that you have to give up what you treasure above all else and you suddenly realize in the worst way possible that your Pokémon cards and comic collection mean nothing to you in comparison, and as weirdly slimy and wiggly fingers brush the hair from your neck, you realize that the girl who’s suddenly become the most important person or thing in your life thinks of you the exact same way and that one of you has to die before you’ve even worked up the nerve to admit to the coolest girl you’ve ever met how you feel. That’s Stephanie.

AC!Peter: … Are you okay?

NPMD!Pete: Better than that guy’s doing.

BF!Pete: I watched a man get kicked in the head until he died… I can still see the bomb falling through the air as I spent my last moments alive with my big brother…

——

NPMD!Grace: I can explain!

AC!Grace: YOU HAD A SEXUAL FANTASY?!

PB!Grace: NASTY!! JAIL FOR YOU.

AC!Grace: HELL EVEN.

NPMD!Grace: Wait, no no no! It’s okay, I killed the guy it was about!

AC!Grace: You better have!

NPMD!Grace: But then he came back to life and I had to sacrifice my chastity to send him back, so we had sex in the middle of a football field and five evil gods dragged him to Hell! Also by the way, Jesus isn’t real and it’s up to us to cleanse the earth of all perverts for our new gods, the Lords in Black!

AC!Grace and PB!Grace: …………… WHAT THE FU-

[ghostwiththeemost]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ FROM THE CRADLE TO CREMATION . . . DEATH JUST NEEDS A LITTLE CONVERSATION ~ !࿐ྂ

Hey babes~ seems ya found my blog! Welcome to my humble abode. You may be asking “who is this SEXY SEXY man?” Well I’ll tell ya! I’m Behjdbbdnf… Beejkbngd… Bug wine. 🪲🧃. Use the emojis babe. I can’t type my own fucking name apparently. How fucked up is THAT?! Ugh, anyway… Let’s get onto the real shit. I’m the boss bitch here, you should hire me to get some shitty humans out of your beloved home. Or, call me up to fuck. Either works.

Alright, alright. People put their info and shit so I’ll do just that. I’m 🪲🧃, but ya can call me “sexy” or “handsome” or “sweets” or “pretty boy” or anything ;)~ Kay, moving on! I’m the ghost with the most, the biggest dick in town babe. He/him, but I can also be your/yours~ ;) I don’t care for labels, I’m a sexual beast. You wanna talk? Talk. You wanna flirt? Flirt. Send nudes? Eeeehhhh… Probably not, sorry sweetheart. I’d totally say yes, but that’d get me banned.

Anything else? Yeah, a lot actually. Ask me about shit. I’m over 600 years old, I’ve seen a lot, done a lot, witnessed a lot, I’m the fuckin best. I mean look at me, I’m the coolest ghost in town! ;)~ Also the best dick. DEFINITELY the best dick.

Well well well! Quite Fancy seeing you back here! Yet ANOTHER wonderful roleplay blog, and even a BETTER character?!?!??!?!1 WOAHHHHH! Wowie!

Hi! I'm the wonderful mod behind this obnoxious green ghoul of a man, and I hope you can stay a bit, have a seat, chat a bit! Learn a bit, see some tags behind this wonderful super duper cool page, yakknow how it is!

The name's Dew! Dewey if you wanna be fancy, but nah, I'm just a guy on the internet here to write for his funny bug man. No formalities needed. The pronouns are HE/SHE! I'm Genderfluid and Gay!

Kay, mini bits of info here... I'm an adult! So that being said I'm going to keep a boundary on certain aspects such as some forms of nsfw and SOME ships. Mostly I don't care? I'd just prefer if you were to tell me or have your age in bio before deciding to imply nsfw ROLEPLAYS. Flirting or nsfw anons I don't really care about, it's bound to happen, but you get it. also beetlebabes dni you all SUUUUUCKKKK.

Let's see... I have some other accounts. @candycoffinss , @photographerstanheight , @screamingqueenxoxo ... Other stuff, we'll see what I reveal.

Right, right... Tags and extra info... |🪲| ~ 𝑴𝑶𝑫 𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑲𝑺! - This is me talking!! >:] |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑱𝑼𝑰𝑪𝑬 𝑨𝑵𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑺! - Replies to asks, you know how it is. |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑱’𝑺 𝑽𝑰𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑺! - call for interacts maybe?? |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑱𝑼𝑰𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑺! - Random yapping he does, reblogs... etc. |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑱𝑼𝑰𝑪𝑬𝑺 𝑯𝑨𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺! - Interactions Yeaaaaa

|🪲🔞| ~ 𝑺𝑼𝑮𝑮𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬! - yea some things will be suggestive labeled just in case pleeease be cautious tyyy beetlejuice can be a menace.

ALRIGHT! FINAL BIT OF INFO!!!!! This writing of beetlejuice is a mix of everything, but I'm mainly leaning toward Justin Collette's version of Beetlejuice. He's still Beetlejuice of course, but keep in mind he won't be much like Alex Brightman if you're looking for an adaptation of him! (...There will be crumbs tho. Pathetic meow meow...) ANYWAY! Yeah, Just wanted to throw that out there, I didn't know if people would want my head for it LMAOOOO but YEAH!!! I'm free w any interactions btw. other fandoms, other blogs, movie characters, musical characters, do it !! >:] ok I think that's it... until I decide to go bonkers again. thanks for reading if you got this far! smooches ur forehead /p

[broidobe]

𝔡𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔫 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔶 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔩𝔲𝔡𝔢

requested!

⁎⁺˳✧༚80s-90s rock masterlist

his humor is unmatched 

sean is the type of boyfriend who makes you laugh until your stomach hurts. whether it’s a sarcastic remark, a goofy face, or a perfectly timed joke, he keeps things lighthearted even on bad days.

endless teasing

he’s a relentless flirt in the form of playful teasing.

if you blush easily, good luck—he lives for making you flustered and calling you out on it.

very deep emotional connection

beneath all the humor and sarcasm, sean has a big heart.

he genuinely listens when you talk, remembers the little things, and checks in on you when you seem off.

late-night drives with old-school rock playing 

he loves taking you on long, aimless drives while blasting zeppelin, the beatles, or even just alice in chains demos he’s working on.

cuddles for days

sean gives the best hugs. he’s got those drummer arms, so when he wraps them around you, you feel safe.

he’ll hold you close while rubbing circles on your back, especially after a stressful day.

being his number one supporter

he gets self-deprecating sometimes, but your encouragement means everything to him. 

whether it’s about music, life, or just existing, he thrives on knowing you believe in him.

constant physical affection

he’s always touching you in some way: a hand on your waist, fingers brushing over yours, lips pressed to your temple just because.

he’s not shy about pda either—he’ll throw an arm over your shoulder in public like it’s second nature.

inside jokes galore

you two have a language of your own filled with weird, random inside jokes.

sometimes, all it takes is a look for you both to burst into laughter.

sleeping in together

mornings with sean are slow and cozy.

he’s not a morning person, so expect him to pull you back into bed if you try to get up too soon.

five more minutes, he’ll grumble, but it turns into an hour of lazy snuggles.

supporting each other’s passions

whether you’re into art, writing, or something else entirely, he genuinely wants to hear about it and will hype you up endlessly.

protective but not possessive

he trusts you completely but will absolutely step in if someone disrespects you.

sean doesn’t tolerate bullshit when it comes to the people he loves.

whispering sweet things in your ear at concerts 

if you’re watching him play, expect him to sneak glances at you from behind the drum kit. after the show, he’ll come offstage all sweaty and grinning, pulling you into a tight hug.

your biggest fan

no matter what, sean makes you feel loved, appreciated, and like the coolest person in the world just for being yourself.

late-night convos in bed

sean loves deep talks when it’s just the two of you tangled in bed, staring at the ceiling. you start off talking about random things, but somehow it turns into a heart-to-heart about life, love, and all the weird shit in between.

cooking together (or at least trying)

he’s not the best cook, but he tries. if things go south, you’ll both just end up laughing, ordering takeout, and playfully blaming each other for whatever disaster just happened in the kitchen.

him getting jealous, but in a funny way

sean’s not the jealous type, but if some guy starts getting too flirty with you, he’ll slide up behind you and whisper something ridiculous like, tell him you already have a drummer with amazing hands.

adopting a pet together

sean is obsessed with animals, so at some point, he will convince you to get a cat, dog, or even something unusual. babe, hear me out—what if we get a lizard?

you stealing his clothes

sean doesn’t just let you steal his hoodies and flannels—he expects it. if you’re lounging around in one of his shirts, he’ll smirk and say, looks better on you anyway.

showering together – and not always in a sexy way (though sometimes, yeah 👀). a lot of times, it’s just relaxing—him washing your hair, both of you standing under the hot water, talking about your day.

random love notes – sean has the best dry humor, so his notes are a mix of pure sarcasm and adorable sweetness. expect messages like:

you left your socks on the floor. we’re getting a divorce.

thinking about you. but don’t let it go to your head.

being his go-to person

no matter what, you’re his person. whether it’s band stress, personal struggles, or just a shitty day, you’re the one he opens up to.

and in return, he always makes sure you feel safe with him, too.

lazy sundays – sean is big on spending a whole day just chilling with you���lying in bed, watching movies, drinking coffee, and just existing together without needing to do anything productive.

massages that turn into something more… he’s got drummer hands, so when he starts rubbing your shoulders or back? yeah… good luck.

coming up with fake band names together

if you’re ever bored, you two will sit around making up the most ridiculous fake band names. okay, but what if we called it ‘moist pancake?’

holding hands in the car

whenever he’s driving, he’ll casually reach over and take your hand, rubbing small circles on your palm with his thumb. it’s such a small thing, but it makes your heart melt every time.

nose kisses

sean’s favorite way to surprise you is by suddenly leaning in and giving you a soft kiss on the tip of your nose, grinning when you get all flustered.

getting drunk together and being absolute menaces 

if you go out drinking, expect a wild night. you two are that chaotic, hilarious couple that everyone secretly loves. drunken karaoke? stealing bar coasters? making fun of bad pickup lines? that’s you.

waking up to him playing with your hair

sean wakes up before you do, but instead of getting out of bed, he just stays there, running his fingers through your hair, waiting for you to wake up so he can kiss you good morning.

[unfinishedslurs]

aware of his bisexuality steve (steddie, buckingham)

“Is that a hickey?” Comes out of Steve’s mouth without permission. But there it is, bright purple and red against the slope of her neck. She’s been walking kind of funny this morning, too. He’d assumed her period came early, but… “Rob, did you—“

Eddie fumbles the coffee mug he was pulling down. Chrissy freezes, face turning white with fear. Robin whips around, face bright red, and slaps a hand over her neck. 

“Bathroom!” She yelps. “Bathroom now!”

“Wait,” Eddie says, setting the mug down with trembling hands. “It was me. Sorry, man.”

Steve stares at him, unimpressed. Why the fuck would he lie about—

He looks at Chrissy again, who takes a nervous step back, and it clicks. 

“Right,” he says, nodding quickly. “You. You gave Robin a hickey. Had totally awesome sex that she didn’t even tell me about.” He directs that last bit at Robin pointedly. He told her almost immediately when he lost his guy-ginity. Traitor. “Yep. Sure. Got it.”

Eddie blinks, confused. Robin buries her face in her hands. 

“Oh my god, calm down,” she groans. “That’s not going to work. Steve’s cool.”

“Cool?” Chrissy asks, still looking ready to bolt. 

“Super cool,” he assures her. “The coolest. So incredibly cool, even if my best friend didn’t even tell me when she lost her virginity.”

“Steve!”

“Sorry, sorry,” he says. “But I am going to need details, Buckley. We can go over what worked, and what needs more oomph.”

“Oh my god, can we talk about this anywhere else,” Robin groans, at the same time Eddie asks, “What, so you can get off on it later?”

“What,” Steve says. 

“You think two girls are hot, is that it?” He’s got a sneer on his face now, but Steve’s more observant than Dustin gives him credit for. Even if he wasn’t, it’d be hard to miss how hard his hands are shaking, the nervous tilt to his mouth. 

“Ew.” Steve’s face screws up. “Dude, no. It’s Robin.”

“Hey, fuck you,” Robin breaks in, from where she’s started comforting Chrissy. “You thought I was hot for at least a summer.”

His mouth drops open in betrayal. “We agreed to never talk about that again!”

“Can’t help being sexy,” she coons. Chrissy giggles wetly. “You wanna get married, Harrington? Have my babies? Stay home and raise six little nuggets while I bring home the bread?”

“I hate you,” he informs her. “Hate you so much. We’ll have a nice, heterosexual wedding and share a sad, heterosexual kiss, and you’ll carry me over the threshold of our nice, heterosexual house, and we’ll have boring, heterosexual sex that gives us nice, heterosexual babies, because we are so heterosexual and happy in our suburburban house in our nice little heterosexual town.”

He’s honestly kind of proud of himself for saying heterosexual so many times. Usually he fumbles words with that many syllables, especially after that many times in a row. 

Chrissy is outright laughing, now, endearing little snorts making their way between giggles. Eddie is looking between them like they’re a puzzle he can’t piece together. Robin grins.

“I’ll cuck you with the secretary.”

“Not if I cuck you first. You’ll be away all day in that office of yours, and I need someone big and strong to carry all the new furniture I ordered.”

“I knew it! I knew Timmy wasn’t mine!”

“Oh, but I couldn’t help myself,” he swoons. “Mark was just so sweet, with his bulging biceps and hand flexes, all hot and sweaty from helping poor little me while you were away! You know I’m weak to curly hair and brown eyes, Rob, how’s a man supposed to resist?”

“Fag,” she says, not without affection. 

“Dyke,” he shoots back. 

“Cocksucker.”

“Carpet—“

“Okay,” Eddie breaks in, clapping his hands. He and Robin both startle, and so does Chrissy from where she’s been watching them like a particularly interesting tennis match. “What the fuck is going on?”

“Robin lost her virginity and didn’t even tell me,” Steve says immediately, like he’s tattling to the principal. 

“Steve doesn’t seem to understand the concept of waiting,” Robin retorts. 

“I told you when I had gay sex,” he whines, and Eddie chokes. “I hate you. See if I ever give you tips again.”

“Oh, is that what you meant?” Chrissy asks. “Please don’t stop. They were good tips.”

Robin flushes all the way down to her toes. 

“You like boys?” Eddie wheezes. 

“Oh,” Steve blinks. “Yeah? I thought you knew.”

“You thought I—how would I know?”

The fuck is that supposed to mean? Steve’s been flirting with him for months!

“Robin always says we can sense each other! You sensed her.”

“You told him?” Eddie’s mouth drops open, and Robin looks sheepish.

“She didn’t have to,” Steve snarks. “You’re flagging in Hawkins, man. Was I supposed to miss it?”

“You know what flagging is?”

“Again, in case you missed it, I fuck men.”

“Fuck,” Eddie mutters. “Fuck! Christ, I can’t believe this. You’re, like, the epitome of heterosexual. I spent half of high school having to hear about how much pussy you were getting. Why are you not straight?”

“Wow, Eddie,” he deadpans. “Are you saying just because I like men and woman, I’m not queer enough? That’s kind of homophobic of you, man.”

“Yeah, Eddie, wow,” Robin says. “I thought you were better than this.” 

“Fuck off,” Eddie says. “I feel like I need to lie down. My entire worldview just shattered.”

“I have a couch?” Chrissy offers shyly. “Or a bedroom, if you need a minute away.” Fuck, Steve kind of adores her. Especially since she’s apparently vicious n bed, if the five other hickies he counts just from Robin bending down a little to whisper in her ear are any indication. Good for her.  

“Don’t worry, Eddie,” Robin says, with a glint in her eye that means he’s either going to love or hate what comes next. “If it helps, Steve’s never fucked a man in his life.”

Eddie’s brow furrows, looking between the two of them. “So…you’re just making fun of me?”

He looks a little angry now, and Steve can’t make heads or tails of this conversation because, “What the hell, Rob, yes I have—“

“Oh, so suddenly you’re the one doing the fucking?”

“Stop making fun of me for taking it!”

Eddie lets out an honest to god moan that he immediately slaps his hand over his mouth to cover up. “Right,” he says fervently. “Okay. I need to lie down, like, for real.” 

They watch him stride down the hall, so fast he’s almost running, and slam the door closed behind him.

“I could totally top,” he mutters to Robin as something that sounds vaguely like muffled screaming echoes down the hall. “I top girls all the time. It’s not my fault prostates are a gift from God.”

“Uh, you top because all the girls you fuck are from small town Indiana. If one of them brought out the strap you’d drop to your knees so fast—“

“That’s—I like topping!”

“Your favorite position is cowgirl. Forgive me if I don’t believe you.”

“I will show Chrissy your baby pictures,” he hisses. Robin makes a face at him. Chrissy nods excitedly from where she’s still tucked under Robin’s arm. 

“Oh what’s that?” Robin practically shouts. “You like being pressed against walls and ravished? You want someone to tie you up and have their filthy way with you? Is that what you said, Steve?”

Another noise from the bedroom. He narrows his eyes at her. “What are you doing?”

“Helping,” she says sweetly. “You’re both hopeless.”

“I told you he’s shy!”

“Eddie?” Chrissy asks. “Shy?”

“Yeah, okay, I was confused too, but I figured it was the romance! He told me he hasn’t actually been in a relationship before, I assumed he was nervous to take that step.”

“Yeah, but dingus,” Robin says sweetly. “You’re missing a puzzle piece here. He thought you were straight. He thought he was flirting with his straight best friend he didn’t have a chance in hell with, and then he finds out that said best friend likes taking it up the ass and men with brown eyes.”

“Oh,” Steve says, realization dawning. “Oh, fuck. What if he doesn’t like me like that?”

Robin smacks the back of his head. “Why are you stupid?”

“I don’t think you have to worry about that,” Chrissy says. “Like, really don’t have to worry about that.”

“I’m not coming over tonight,” Robin says. “I’m gonna stay with Chrissy again. Er…if that’s okay?”

“That sounds amazing.” Chrissy beams, and Robin turns red again.

“Yeah, I’m going to stay with Chrissy again tonight. You are going to invite Eddie to stay the night when he gets done with his little crisis, and then we’re getting lunch at the diner tomorrow and you can tell me about it before our shift.”

“Right,” Steve says. “Right, I can do this. I’ve invited guys over before, how hard can it be? It’s just Eddie. But that was hotel rooms, not my house and my bedroom with my shitty wallpaper. And it’s Eddie. Fuck, what if I’m shit at it? Robin, what if I’m actually bad at sex and everyone who’s ever said I was good was lying because they didn’t want to hurt my feelings? Oh my god, I’m totally bad at sex.”

“Woah, dingus, slow down. I think we took the mind meld too far, you’re turning into me.”

“If it helps, I don’t think you’re bad at sex,” Chrissy says. Steve and Robin look at her, and she flushes. “Because of the tips! Not because—I’ve never slept with you, but some of my friends did, and I got three orgasms out of last night, so…”

“Oh thank God,” he breathes. “I was worried for a minute.” Then he raises an eyebrow at Robin, and holds out his hand for a high five. She slaps it, begrudgingly proud of herself, and then takes the hand to pull him into a headlock that’s honestly more of a hug than anything. 

“You’re fine,” she whispers in his ear. “You’re great at sex, as you keep telling me. What’s more, you’re funny, charming, handsome, brave, caring—“

“Aww, Robin, are you getting sappy on me?”

“Plus Eddie literally moaned in front of you when he found out you bottomed. I really don’t think there’s a way to fuck that up.”

Steve grins. “He did do that. I’m going to make so much fun of him later.”

“So,” Eddie says with a smirk, “men with brown eyes?”

“Hey man, don’t look at me. Blame Jonathan.”

Now Eddie looks stunned, mouth dropping open. “Byers?” He says, sounding betrayed. “You have a crush on Byers of all people?”

Steve feels offended on Jonathan’s behalf. “What’s that supposed to mean? Jonathan’s a good guy!”

“I guess.”

“What do you mean you guess? He’s sweet, passionate, good with kids, nice eyes. Can pack a punch. I mean, what’s not to like?”

“Uh, didn’t he steal your girlfriend?”

He waves that off. “That was, like, years ago, man. We’re cool now.”

“Right, okay,” Eddie mutters. “Well have fun with Byers, I guess.”

It clicks. “Oh,” he says. “Oooh. You’re jealous.”

Eddie splutters. “Jealous? I’m not—I don’t—you’re jealous!”

“Oh, am I?”

“Yes,” Eddie says resolutely, not looking at him. 

“Right,” Steve agrees. “Well, if I am jealous, maybe I should know that I got over Jonathan years ago, and have since moved on to brighter, hopefully more attainable pastures than my ex’s ex.”

“Oh yeah? Like what?”

“A different man with brown eyes?” He suggests. “Who is also good with kids, and passionate, and…” he trails off, suddenly realizing all those times Robin made fun of him might not be based on nothing. “Oh my god, I have a type. Shit, I have to tell Robin she was right.”

“I figured that was a common occurrence.”

“Shut up. Where was I going with this? I had a point.”

“You were telling me how awesome I am?”

“Oh, suddenly it’s you we’re talking about?”

“I mean,” suddenly Eddie looks shy, and Steve can’t help but think even with the change in context he might have been right when he told Robin Eddie was nervous about being in a real, romantic relationship, “isn’t it?”

He feels himself smile, slow and wide and probably more revealing than he means it to be. “Yeah,” he says, in a tone he knows Robin would call soppy, “it is.”

[wildberryautumn]

Live thoughts while watching Dracula Das Musical Part II

(first of all i'm sorry that this has taken more than a year to complete, i have no excuse other than i'm gay)

-Lucy’s spooky “la-la’s” omg (no don’t kill the children you’re too sexy uwu)

-oh no she sounds like a dying cat :/

-hearing the men of the scooby doo gang all sing together does something to me hmmm

-at first I thought “oh good we didn’t see poor Lucy’s death on stage” but then ON HO THERE’S HER HEAD WHY >:(

-Dracula, gatekeep gaslight girlboss ^^ (Borchert’s voice is so pleasant to hear, especially when he’s speaking calmly like this – I couldn’t stay mad o.o)

-Dracula is depicted as such a /cool/ guy here; I, too, would roll around the floor for him (he’s watching Mina do this as she sings – what does musical logic say is really happening??)

-oh shit there’s Val Helsing?? How long has he been there that’s so embarassing D:

-did Dracula crush Renfield’s face? :0

-you upset Van Helsing >:(

-I was confused at first when Jonathan came in right after Mina’s "If I Could Fly/War ich der Wind" song, but Dracula came and knocked him unconscious? I wonder why they chose to have Jonathan on stage during this scene (yes I am thinking about a Dracula/Jonathan relationship!! “Were he not your husband he would be a dead man” ok but why did you feel the need to explain yourself? And what does that even mean – you care about Mina so much you don’t kill her husband? Sounds pretty gay suspicious to me...)

-nothing says seduction like screaming how many people you’ve killed to your crush 😊(I jest I f**cking love “Mina’s Seduction/Die Verfuhrung” ok)

-Mina singing about loving Dracula while checking on her husband? Hmmm (internal screams)

-JONATHAN WOKE UP

-omg Dracula bit Mina right in front of Jonathan!! :0

-ALRIGHT TIME FOR THE COOLEST ACTION SONG IN A MUSICAL

-wait how did Zu Ende end – all I saw was the wall close?? How did Dracula escape?? I'm so confused

-Uwe Kroger >< he fits the role of Van Helsing so well idk he’s just...so good and OH HE’S SO HOT IN GLASSES

-I wish there were more moments to show off Mina’s intellect

-oh no Van Helsing don’t cry you’re so sexy :’( (This is so sweet though, I love the layers this small moment adds to his and Mina’s relationship...Although these men use Mina as a means to work through their feelings from their past relationships which isn’t fair to Mina, who is her own person. I guess Jonathan and Lucy love Mina for Mina...I wish these characters were gay developed more)

-I never understood the context for “Before the Summer Ends/Frost an einem Sommertag” and it’s actually SO SAD...my love for Jonathan has increased tenfold

-my second favorite song is “All Is Dark/Die Zugsenquenz” and I know it’s mostly a reprise, but I enjoy Dracula being emotionally connected and thus vulnerable with Mina!! (are we supposed to believe that the scooby doo gang heard all of that, and that it was only one half of a conversation? If I were them I'd be so confused lmao)

-I think it’s funny when an immortal creature has an existential crisis – and I’m noticing it’s only those who were once mortal that experience this. Is it saying that people – writers/creators – assume it would be horrible to live forever, or at least at some point become a burden? It also seems ridiculous to me that someone like Dracula would get tired of existing when it’s only been a few centuries, and not thousands of years like in Dracula 2000 or Queen of the Damned. (In the latter, Akasha is the only vampire I can think of who is thousands of years old and not sad about still existing, and even wants more life – then again, she was in a frozen state for a while, so I wonder if this cancels out a few millennia?). Or, is this what people think must cross immortal beings’ minds because none of us can actually know what it’s like to live that long? Just fun to think about...

-why would Dracula go to sleep in his coffin at night?

-oh it was a trap that makes sense

-love the way Mina turns sl*tty whenever she’s in the presence of Dracula, and he acts like a supportive husband OMG IS HE HUSBAND MATERIAL? IS THAT WHAT I’M SENSING?

-yes Borchert’s Dracula is a total DILF and I support this

-that ending felt...suggestive? Like the way Jonathan and Van Helsing “walked in on” Mina and Dracula – it felt like they were interrupting an intimate moment. Not sure if this was intentional or not, plus it felt like it could be accusatory too, like they "caught" Mina. I wonder what these men are thinking, that Mina outwitted Dracula? hmmm

-yaythey included the curtain call ^^

-overall I enjoyed it! my favorite casting was definitely Van Helsing & Dracula

[piratewithvigor]

My first thought in regard to every band that gets played on my radio station

ACDC: Every dad’s favourite band

Adams, Bryan: Every mom’s favourite singer until Michael Buble came along

Aerosmith: haha they thought Vince Neil was a lady

Alice Cooper: he’s a Game Of Thrones fanboy and I have proof

Alice In Chains: my sister doesn’t like them because she decided AC were Alice Cooper’s initials ONLY

Allman Brothers Band: good music for dropping acid to

Allman, Gregg: That’s too many Gs for one name

Animals: House Of The Rising Sun, or who even cares

Argent: Sometimes Hold Your Head Up is really catchy

Asia: Tuesdays

Autograph: one of the members went on to be a pharmacist

Bachman-Turner Overdrive: There are just so many pop culture jokes about Taking Care Of Business that whatever I say won’t be as funny

Bad Company: with their song; Bad Company, off their album; Bad Company

Benatar, Pat: Always getting her confused with Patti Smith

Black Crowes: I like them for Lickin, but it doesn’t seem to exist outside of one shoddy video on youtube and my old CD

Blackfoot: this band name feels kind of racy

Black Sabbath: Dio was not better or worse than Ozzy; just different

Blondie: I like Call Me, but Blondie confuses me stylistically

Blue Oyster Cult: MORE COWBELL

Bon Jovi: Hello, childhood trauma, I missed you

Boston: ONE GUY. ONE GUY DID IT ALL AND NO ONE KNOWS

Bowie, David: Don’t let your children watch The Man Who Fell To Earth, or David Bowie’s will end up being the third penis they see in life

Browne, Jackson: Another musician ruined by Supernatural

Buffalo Springfield: Jack Nicholson was at the riot they sing about

Burdon, Eric: no ideas, brain empty

Bush: ditto

Candlebox: ditto once more. Who are these people?

Cars: This band feels so gay and so straight at the same time, I can only assume they’re the poster children of bisexual panic

Cheap Trick: I played Dream Police on Guitar Hero so fucking much because it was the only song anyone who played with me could keep up with

Chicago: Chicago 30 exists, but they do not have 30 albums. Fucking riddle me that

Clapton, Eric: 6 discs in one Greatest Hits is too many. That’s called “re releasing your discography”

Cochrane, Tom: For some reason, everyone thinks Rascal Flats did it better

Cocker, Joe: Belushi did it right

Collective Soul: who?

Collins, Phil: If his biggest hits were done by MCR, they would be emo anthems, but because he’s 5′6″ and from the 80s, they’re not

Cream: *Vietnam flashbacks on the hippie side*

CCR: *Vietnam flashbacks on the war side*

CSNY: David Crosby; meh

Deep Purple: THEY’RE SO MUCH MORE THAN SMOKE ON THE WATER

Def Leppard: the only music for when you’re a heartbroken bitch but also a sexy one

Derek And The Dominos: Clapton and ‘Layla’ broke up

Derringer, Rick: Tom Petty if he was from the midwest

Dio: You thought it was an anime reference, but it was me, Dio

Dire Straits: You can tell how bigoted a radio station is based on how much of Money For Nothing they censor

Doobie Brothers: I have yet to smoke weed, but I listen to the Doobies, and I think that’s pretty close

Dylan, Bob: I take back everything I said about him in my youth

Eagles: Hotel California isn’t their best song, but the memes that come from it are second to none

Edgar Winter Group: @the--blackdahlia

Electric Light Orchestra: Actually an orchestra and sound a fuckton like George Harrison

ELO: I really hesitate to ask what happens with the 7 virgins and a mule

Essex, David: no prominent memories of him

Fabulous Thunderbirds: cannot spell

Faces: Who on earth thought that was a good album name?

Faith No More: I got nothing

Fixx: One Thing Leads To Another is a damn bop

Fleetwood Mac: I ain’t straight, but I’m simply not enough of a witch to enjoy them to full potential

Fogerty, John: He got sued cause he sounded like himself

Foghat: Slow Ride slowly becoming less coherent feels like a drug trip

Foo Fighters: He was just excited to buy a grill

Ford, Lita: deserved better

Foreigner: dramatically overplayed

Frampton, Peter: a masterful user of the talk box

Free: dramatically underplayed

Gabriel, Peter: leaving Genesis changed him a lot

Genesis: if someone likes Genesis, clarify the era, because yes, it does matter

Georgia Satellites: sing like you have a cactus in your ass

Golden Earring: Twilight Zone slaps, but it doesn’t slap as hard as this station thinks it does

Grand Funk Railroad: Funk

Grateful Dead: I like their aesthetic more than their music

Great White: there are so many fucking shark jokes

Greenbaum, Norman: makes me think of Subway for some reason

Green Day: the first of the emo revolution

Greg Kihn Band: RocKihnRoll is literally the most clever album name I’ve ever seen

Guns N Roses: They have more than three good songs, but radio stations never recognize that

Hagar, Sammy: I’m still trying to figure out where he lived to take 16 hours to get to LA driving 55 and how fucking fast was he driving beforehand?

Harrison, George: He went from religious to rock, and if he had continued rocking, he would have gotten too cool 

Head East: I respect people who use breakfast foods as album names

Heart: Magic Man and Barracuda are played at least once every goddamn day. They’re not even the best songs!

Hendrix, Jimi: I have both a cousin and a sibling named after Hendrix references

Henley, Don: Dirty Laundry gives me too much inspiration

Hollies: Somehow sound like they’re both from the 60s and the 80s at the same time

Idol, Billy: he’s doing well for himself

INXS: Terminator vibes

Iris, Donnie: knockoff Roy Orbison

James Gang: too many funks

Jane’s Addiction: if TMNT had a grunge band representative

Jefferson Airplane: *assorted cheers*

Jefferson Starship: *assorted boos*

Jethro Tull: The only band to make you feel not cool enough to play the flute

Jett, Joan: icon

J. Geils Band: I requested them on the radio once and it got played

Joel, Billy: he really did just air everybody’s business like that

John Cafferty And The Beaver Brown Band: literally wtf is that name

John, Elton: yarn Elton sits in my basement, unstaring. Please someone take him from me

Joplin, Janis: Queen

Journey: Stop overplaying Don’t Stop Believing. It takes away from the rest of the repetoire

Judas Priest: literally started the gay leather aesthetic

Kansas: another fucking band Supernatural stole

Kenny Wayne Shepherd: the man confuses me to the point where he isn’t in the right place alphabetically

Kiss: Mick Mars and I will simply have to disagree on the subject

Kravitz, Lenny: runaway vibes

Led Zeppelin: Fucking fight me if you don’t think they’re the most talented band (maybe not the most talented individually, but collectively, no one comes close)

Lennon, John: My least favourite Beatle for reasons

Live: I got nothin

Living Colour: slap a decent amount

Loverboy: do you not get TURNT the fuck up to the big Loverboy hits? Who hurt you??

Lynyrd Skynyrd: Sweet Home Alabama is a Neil Young diss track

Marshall Tucker Band: no opinion

Manfred Mann’s Earth Band: VERY STRONG OPINIONS THAT THEY AREN’T GOOD

McCartney, Paul/Wings: Power couple

Meatloaf: I have nothing but respect for a man who willingly named himself Meatloaf

Mellencamp, John: voted cutest lesbian of 1987

Metallica: I liked their appearance on Jimmy Fallon

Midnight Oil: I get them confused for Talking Heads a lot

Modern English: who?

Molly Hatchet: Hollies vibes, but also Georgia Satellites vibes

Money, Eddie: DAN AVIDAN, IF YOU SEE THIS, COVER TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

Motley Crue: Stan Mick Mars and John Corabi. They’re the only ones who deserve it

Mott The Hoople: no one loves them except for David Bowie

Mountain: props for naming an album ‘Climbing’

Nazareth: I want to make a John Mulaney joke here, but I can never come up with one

Nicks, Stevie: witch queen

Night Ranger: I get them confused with Urge Overkill

Nirvana: Kurt Cobain was the ally grunge needed

Nova, Aldo: he’s Canadian, at least

Nugent, Ted: *serves a ghost as jerky*

Offspring: nothing here

Osbourne, Ozzy: this bitch crazy

Outfield: Your Love is kind of a sketchy song, but it slaps hard

Palmer, Robert: low quality Eddie Money

Pearl Jam: *grunts in Eddie Vedder*

Petty, Tom: I have so many feelings about Tom Petty and they are all good

Pink Floyd: which one is Pink?

Plant, Robert: solo career is a crapshoot, but his voice is unparalleled

Poison: I want them to write a song called ‘Alice Cooper’

Pretenders: I want to say good things, but I have nothing to say

Queen: A doctor of astrophysics, a screaming girl, a disco queen and a diva walk into a bar. It’s Queen; they’re there to play a gig

Queensryche: neutral opinion

Quiet Riot: they got big because of a song they hated. I love that

Rafferty, Gerry: the second-sexiest sax opening in all of music

Rainbow: Ritchie Blackmore created something very magnificent

Ram Jam: one good song and they didn’t even write it

Ratt: I’m sure they have more than Round And Round, but I don’t know it

RHCP: funky, but if you have paid money to hear them, you’re going to The Bad Place (I don’t make the rules)

Red Rider: basically Golden Earring

Reed, Lou: Walk On The Wild Side would be such a cool song if it wasn’t so dull

REM: American Tragically Hip

REO Speedwagon: Props for having a dad joke as an album title

Rolling Stones: Never in my life could I imagine the drummer being named anything but Charlie

Rush: How to make being uncool the coolest fucking shit

Santana: The world needs more Santana

Scandal: There’s something really funny about The Warrior being my brother’s “song” with his girlfriend

Scorpions: Was Wind Of Change written by the CIA? Only the spotify podcast I got an ad for once could say

Seger, Bob: A different variety of Eric Clapton (frankly a better variety, but that’s just me)

Simple Minds: we ALL forgot about you

Skid Row: Sebastian Bach is prettier than all of us

Soundgarden: music that makes you feel like you dunked your head underwater

Springsteen, Bruce: my arch-nemesis. Maybe someday, he’ll find out about it

Squeeze: according to my friends, the stupidest band name ever, but they’re theatre kids, so you know

Squier, Billy: If he can make it through 1984 alive, you can make it through whatever bad day you’re having

Stealers Wheel: Yet another band who I always mistake for George Harrison

Steely Dan: my house’s nickname for the Robber in Settlers Of Catan

Steppenwolf: Either makes me think of Jay & Silent Bob, Jack Nicholson, or that time I had to cut 6lbs of onions

Steve Miller Band: when you’re in the right mood, they slap hard

Stewart, Rod: my soundtrack to summer 2015

Stills, Stephen: Love The One You’re With Is Catchy, but the lyrics are questionable

Stone Temple Pilots: the only band to write a song about goo you smear on yourself

Stray Cats: an obscene amount of merch is available for them

Styx: Supernatural would have ruined them for me too if I hadn’t been into them previously. 

Supertramp: I hunted for Breakfast In America for two years and it was worth every hunt

Sweet: I will never understand my two-month obsession with Ballroom Blitz when I was 15, but it was legit all I listened to

Talking Heads: you may find yourself in a pizza hut. And you may find yourself in a taco bell. And you may find yourself at the combination pizza hut and taco bell. And you may ask yourself; ‘how did I get here?’

Temple Of The Dog: I keep confusing them for Nazareth

Ten Years After: somehow still relevant

Tesla: not the car or the dude

The Beatles: Evokes a lot of opinions from people. Mine is that I love them

The Clash: I showed my sister the ‘Lock The Taskbar’ vine ONCE and it still kills her

The Doors: evokes teenage terror from deep within my soul

The Guess Who: Canada’s answer to confusing question-themed band names

The Kinks: kinky

The Police: wrote the theme of 2020 and everyone somehow forgot it was about a teacher resisting becoming a pedophile

The Ramones: playing all of their songs in a row wouldn’t take more than 2 hours

The Romantics: you don’t think you know them, but if you’ve seen Shrek 2, you have

The Who: If someone can explain Tommy to me, I’d be glad to hear it

The Zombies: I think they happened because of the 60s

Thin Lizzy: Could the boys maybe leave town?

Thorogood, George: blues, but make it modern

Toto: the most memed song behind All Star

Townshend, Pete: just makes me think of the end of Mr. Deeds

T-Rex: Mark Bolan is an icon

Triumph: The no-name brand of Rush

Tubes: like the yogurt

Twisted Sister: they did a christmas album and my mom does NOT hate it

U2: U2 Movers; we move in mysterious ways

Van Halen: RIP Eddie

Van Morrison: honestly, who’s named Van?

Vaughn, Stevie Ray: Steamy Ray Vaughn

Walsh, Joe: The Smoker You Drink The Player You Get

War: Foghat, but even groovier

Whitesnake: the most successful band to be named after a penis

Wright, Gary: the 90s thanks him for writing the song every movie used for the “guy sees cute girl and it’s love at first sight” scene

Yes: To Be Continued

Young, Neil: The best part of CSNY

Zevon, Warren: the album cover of Excitable Boy makes me deeply uncomfortable for reasons I don’t understand

ZZ Top: has been the same three guys since 1969. Lineup unchanged. 

3 Doors Down: They feel a little modern to be on a classic rock station, but whatever

38 Special: Why 38?

[citrus-lady]

Rating Blue Exorcist Characters Based on Whether They Could Get it or Not.

As always I am speaking as if characters are aged up to 18+ and minors should not read this if they wish to stay innocent. Blue Exorcist is one of my favorite animes and is super underrated. I wish they would come out with another couple of seasons in the anime. I haven’t read the manga (even though I plan to) so this is just based on the anime. (If you know where I can read the manga comment!)

Rin Okumura; 10/10 could absolutely get it. Would be super respectful and considerate but would still do it so hard you wouldn’t be able to walk right the next day. I think he would leave marks on you but be super bashful and blushy about it later. 

Yukio Okumura; 7/10, super serious and not really my type but he’s cool and nice. Also, he’s pretty badass so he’s got that going for him. He would also be mad respectful and genuine. I can’t tell if he would be a little shy or pretty confident, he gives me swing vote vibes in that way. 

Bon Suguro; 10/10 super cool guy that not only has piercings and a colored mohawk but is also just a nice person. He is also very admirable and has goals. Likes to act like a tough guy but we all know he has a soft center like a tootsie pop. I think he would be super concerned about his partner but not enough that it makes him nervous. I wouldn’t be surprised if his dick is pierced. 

Renzo Shima; 8/10 is kinda a pervert/playboy and isn’t very courageous but he seems pretty nice and funny. He seems like he knows a little bit about what he’s doing but not enough to be considered great. 

Konekomaru Miwa; 0/10 I’m sorry but I don’t think this guy has anything going on for him. He seems nice but he has no sex appeal. I would definitely friendzone him. 

Shiemi Moriyama; 7/10 is a super cute girl with tig ol biddies that believes in the power of friendship. She’s really sweet and innocent which isn’t really my type personally but she would be the best soft girlfriend. Would be a hard bottom unless she was super determined to be a top.

Izumo Kamiki; 6/10 she's kind of a bitch but sometimes in a good way. She’s a tsundere which is cool but I can’t forget when she did Shiemi dirty at the beginning of season one even if she has grown since then. Seems like she could be a switch.

Shura Kirigakure; 10/10 what a hot baddie. She would be the coolest girlfriend and would definitely know how to have fun and relax. We also have to talk about how hot she is and how powerful she is. We stan a powerful and sexy lady. I think she would be a top most of the time. 

Mephisto Pheles; 9/10 I can’t explain it but I have a strong feeling that he not only gets it but is good at it too. A literal demon but I feel like he would be a pretty generous lover and would get off on getting you off. He loses a point for the clothing and occasionally being creepy. 

Amaimon; 8/10 I think he would be good because he has the stamina and strength of a demon but would be a pretty selfish lover, at least at first. I also think that he would have a pretty high sex drive so he would want it all the time. If he was attached to a person or interested in them enough then he would be interested in finding out what makes them aroused and how to get responses from them. 

Shiro Fujimoto; 9/10 he can get it for obvious reasons. He only gets a point off for age which reminds me I have daddy issues. 

[sugasugawarau]

200 milestone

This blog hit 200 during my semi-hiatus and I neglected to post this after because I still had matchups for my 100 and the mlist for Table for Two was posted meaning I’m a lil late 😹👍 but I do want to take the time to properly thank each and every one of you for sticking around!! Your support means the world to me I love u all 🥺💕 As a thank you, I’ll be doing matchups again and a lil smth to do with self-ships; read more about and join the event here!

From my previous milestone to now, I’ve also had the amazing opportunity to get to know more people so I want to take the time to thank some of my mutuals since I’m most likely going to be rlly bad at replying to messages and checking up on your posts with school starting up :,) (VERY lengthy hence read more)

— to the biggest lo5ers ik!

@kbh-ton; HAHA I bet you didn’t expect to be called out since you only use Tumblr for reblogging but here we are, bbq sauce on my (.)(.) 😍Just wanted to say that aside from being an amazing friend since grade 4 (except for when you bully me stop trying to kin Tsukishima so hard smh), I am immensely grateful for your support for all the dumb shit I do online and offering your thotz on a lot of my headcanons and other shit too because you’d think witnessing the bs I do irl would be enough to last you a lifetime 😹🤟 Ily and message me on ig or discord when u see this pp

And thanks to my other irl friends Emma (who doesn’t have Tumblr) and Yoshi (who doesn’t watch Haikyuu - lame ik 👎 - but has Tumblr and posts sexc art so check him out but don’t tell him I sent u or anything!! @/ashr00m) for not really knowing what I do here but being supportive nonetheless and inspiring a LOT of my text scenarios and being my best friends or whateveuh 👁👅👁 I’ll text them a proprer thank you in the gc and remind them that I love them too because it’s soft on main hrs too apparently 🙀

— to my wifeys (poly 🥰)

@tendouthighs; Codie, you were my first friend on tumblr and I want to take the time to thank you for posting that you were open to making friends here because without that I might not have ever gotten the courage to slide into your dms ���� You always brighten my day and your text scenarios are EVERYTHING, ily lovely! 💜

@pyblos; Lyra, you’re the Iwaizumi to my Oikawa, my wife in our very extensive reverse harem, and have been one of the most prominent people during my weird tumblr journey. You’ve been here since the early days of my blog and have been a constant source of love and support, I’m so glad to have met you and you’re so talented!! 😚💕(even if u bring out the 🔪 every once in a while HAHA) ilysm bb 🤍

@yeskoushi; Shan my babygork 😻🥺 we may have only started interacting recently but you’re so funny, kind, and talented. Not only is your writing top tier, your entire blog is pretty too just like you (insert the ur so sexy aha ha ha meme face here🥴) Never hesitate to reach out to me okay? Sending you good luck for sch and ily and imy 😿💕

— to my beautiful bbs!

@sneezefiction; Gracie, words can’t begin to describe how beautiful you are inside and out. Ilysm, I’m in awe with all you do - your fics and headcanons always make me soft, as if I’m being enveloped in a warm hug :,)) Thank you for also being here since my blog’s early days and most importantly for being you, and I’m so happy we met 💙

@baeshijima; Sophie!! We’ve only recently started talking as well but ilysm 🥰 I can’t thank you enough for being such a blessing and always remember that you deserve all of the kindness you give out x1000! I hope we get to know each other better and make sure you’re taking care of yourself 🥺💖

@heyhinata; Cal bb we also have only started interacting recently but omg ily and would fight anyone and anything for you, you’re so precious and funny how do you do it 😾💕 I’m vv glad we met and I’m so excited for your future works!!

@astereim; Rein, Mareina supremacy amirite 😼 SHFJAKDJ okay but honestly you’ve been one of the easiest people to talk to right from the start and also your writing is i m m a c u l a t e, I admire your characterization and dialogue sm and ily :,) 💙

@softforsaeko; Joy, ily ❤️ and I still don’t know how you can perfectly embody the word joy. Every time I see you on my dash I let out the most obnoxious cackles because you’re HILARIOUS (Fun fact my irl who has tumblr says that he’s also started immediately thinking of you when he sees Saeko, can’t wait for you guys to get married!!)

@agaassi @visaintes @miki-snake @drabblily @oii-sugasan @lcnelyinthesky @bearri-main @ranojiroa-san @ukaiscigarette @strawberrii-milktea @murdereddaydreams @keichan @bellesowl @fvrcore @noya-sannnn

I was scared to talk in the server when I first joined (I’m a pussy ik 😿) but I can say with confidence that I don’t regret it because I got to meet all of you wonderful and talented people. To everyone I’ve had the chance to talk to, thank you for making me laugh sm and ily!! And to everyone else in the server I haven’t interacted with yet, ilyt you’re all so sweet and I hope to get to know you better in the future 🤍

And thank you to @inloveinc @sa-suga @tsukkiscookies @cherryonigiri @oikawas-wh-re @tsuumu @haijme @honeykaashi @mirajanestrauss1999 @tris-does-stuff @sunnsflower @sleepykarabou @ksyescribe I hope we can to get to know each other better as well, ily, and please make sure you’re taking care of your beautiful + talented selves <3 This all applies to my new mutuals too !!

— to my inspirations!

@90s-belladonna @the-broken-halo-writer @indigohitoshi; Aixa, Corey and Issa, all three of you inspired me to make my own blog with your SMAUs and written works 🥺 I would like to thank you all sm for sharing your works and know that you’re all amazing !!💕

@sugardaddykenma @hina-wit-da-glock; Lin and Lola, I’m still dumbfounded that you both follow me tbh LMAO. You were both some of the first haikyuu blogs I followed and you always crack me up with your posts, rlly some of the coolest people on here. I adore you and wishing you the best in everything you do! 🥰

[fieldfullofbangtan]

bts reaction: you wanting a nipple piercing

a/n: thank youuuuu sweetheart c: I made this a reaction because I wanted to make it funny lol sorry you didn’t get a smutty imagine but I’m just so bad at writing smut >.< everything i write is just awkward and cringey cx

Seokjin

He would be worried for your health. He loves you and doesn’t want you to do something that could risk your health. Not to say he wouldn’t lowkey encourage you because it’s really sexy but on the surface he’d act like he was worried and kinda against it.

“So you want a metal stick through your nipple...?”

“Jin you make it sound so morbid but looks how cute it is!”

“HEY DON’T SHOW ME PICTURES I DON’T WANT TO SEE”

*leans over your shoulder a second later to see*

Namjoon

Ooof was he on boarddddd. As soon as the words “nipple piercing” left your mouth he’d start salivating. Not only did he find the piercing itself super sexy but on you? He was going crazy just by the thought of it.

“Did you just say nipple piercing?”

“Yea I really want one!”

“Wow you got me so fucked up”

Yoongi

He would be super giddy because he thought nipple piercings were hot but he was a little worried too. You thought it was for the same reasons as you, infections or the pain but you soon found out it was something else.

“So if you do get it... does that mean... umm...”

“What?”

“That I can’t touch you for a long time?”

aww nasty boi

Hoseok

He wasn’t gonna stop you but at the same time he would be terrified for you. Just the thought of if made him shiver because ouch but he wanted to be supportive. He would follow you all the way to the piercing place and hold your hand, but while you actually did it he had to turn away and cover his eyes.

“IS IT DONE YET?” 

“Hoseok we haven't even started”

“Phew, I thought I was going to faint...”

Jimin

Sweet baby was worried that you wanted to do it for him and not yourself. He made sure that you knew 100% that he thought you were perfect just the way you were before you made the decision.

“I think the piercing is super hot but make sure you want this 100% ok?”

“I promise Jimin I’ve thought about this even before I met you so I’m super sure”

“Ok then hell yea go for it”

Taehyung

SO confused as to why you would possibly want a piercing there out of all places. After a while you realized he’d never really seen it so of course it sounded weird. You’d show him a picture and all of a sudden he’d be down, very down.

“I mean pretty much nobody is gonna see it and it’s probably gonna hurt ALOT-”

*shows him a picture*

“-but the important part is that you see it and I see it and the pain is probably worth it I’ll be there to hold your hand.”

Jungkook

Suuuper supportive. He would think you were the coolest person ever who dared to get a piercing like that and even helped you look into how it healed and the best way to take care of it after. That was until ya’ll got to the actual place and you met your piercer. 

“It’s... a guy”

“Yea, and?”

“I’m not gonna let another guy see your boobs”

“... he stabs like 15 nipples a day Jungkook I think he’s entirely desensitized to boobs at this point”

It would take a lot of convincing for him to finally let up.

[beanfic]

Simple As This

Pairing: Josh Dun x Reader

Word count: 1128

Warnings: Fluff, Angst, Cheating,  Drunk Kissing, Alcohol use

Author’s note: Sorry I have not been posting lately! I just haven’t felt motivated but hopefully I can get more stuff written for you and posted. Thank you all to those that have continued to support me! It means a lot and makes me want to continue writing <3

“Kiss me,” Josh murmured under his breath that reeked of cigarettes and beer. His calloused hands brushed through your hair and pulled you so close to him that the tips of your noses brushed together. 

“Josh, you have a girlfriend,” you whispered. You had your eyes directed towards his soft, freckled lips but you flicked them upwards so they were looking directly into his golden-brown eyes. They were the color of hot chocolate on a crisp fall day. 

“She’s not here, is she?” 

“Joshua.” You couldn’t but help to smile. Joshua Dun, the boy you have had feelings forever since you first met him at the house show at your friend's apartment. The goofiest drummer you had ever met, and one of the coolest friends you have ever made. 

The bass from the horrible music that was playing back in the house pounded in your chest, and your breathing was heavy. You were sitting on top of Josh, your legs wrapped around his torso, and your hands were balancing on the wall behind him. You weren’t sure how you got here.

You remember playing rage cage with your friends while Josh and Tyler were playing a set in the living room. You remember losing, and the burning sensation of the bitch cup that flowed down your throat as you chugged it. You remember hearing the music stop and clapping from around you. You remember Josh coming up to you and telling you a joke that made you laugh so hard you almost threw up. 

You remember-

“Please, Y/N, you’re driving me insane,” Josh growled into your ear. It sent shivers down your spine and you arched your back a little as he ran his hand down the trail of your spine.

“What about your girlfriend? What if she finds out?” The alcohol was wearing off of you but your words still slurred together.

“She is nothing compared to you, Y/N. You’re beautiful, funny, sweet, and sexy.” He leaned in to kiss your shoulder but you tried to back away. 

“You love her, not me,” you pouted. 

“I love you, Y/N. Not her, I love you.”

“You mean that?” your eyes filled with tears even though you weren’t sad. Your brain was telling you to get off of him. That you were drunk, and he was tipsy, and he was not single. But your heart wanted to stay. Your heart wanted you to lean down and kiss him. Kiss him all over.

“Kiss me, Y/N, goddammit, kiss me,” Josh begged. Finally, you gave him and planted your lips onto his. Your lips were coated with a lipgloss and it made the kiss sticky, but Josh didn’t seem to mind as he opened his mouth for more. 

“Josh,” you whimpered as he moved his mouth towards the crook of your neck and started to suck and decorate your neck with little marks. 

“Josh!” a voice called out from behind you guys. You jumped up in a panic and stood up away from Josh. Josh turned around in a frenzy to see Tyler walking towards him.

“Tyler, Jesus man, you scared me,” Josh put his hand on his chest as he tried to control his breathing.

“It’s getting late and I want to get going and I’m your ride,” Tyler crossed his arms as he stared at his bandmate. “Hi, Y/N.”

“Hi, Tyler,” you whispered. You didn’t even have to have anyone tell you to know that you looked like you just saw a ghost. You could feel the blood rush away from your face and your eyes widen. 

“I won’t say anything,” Tyler said through gritted teeth. “But seriously, Joshua, you need to end things with her if you are going to be making out with Y/N.”

“I’m so stupid,” Josh rubbed his face between his hands.

“Stupid?” you asked. Josh looked up and over at you. The leftover lipgloss glistened on his cheeks. “You just said that you loved me and now you’re saying you’re stupid for kissing me?”

“It’s not that I don’t love you, I just, I don’t know, Y/N, I need to go,” Josh stood up and started walking towards the backdoor with Tyler. You stood there in the backyard absolutely dumbfounded on what just happened. Josh just cheated on his girlfriend with you, confessed his love, and then just left you? You needed to sober up. 

*******

You woke up the next morning with a pounding headache from a nasty hangover, and three missed called from Josh. It didn’t even take a full minute for all the memories of everything that had happened the night before to come rushing back to you. 

You groaned as you turned in your bed, wrapping yourself up even tighter in your blankets. Your heart hurt, and you weren’t sure if you wanted to even talk to Josh. The outcomes seemed to only be negative. Either he ended things with his girlfriend and wants to be with you, or he didn’t end things and won’t want to be with you. 

Why would he wanting to be with you be a bad thing? Because you did not want to be with a cheater. He might not have cheated on you, but he cheated with you and who says he wouldn’t cheat again. You couldn’t handle that. 

As if right on time, your phone vibrated on the nightstand next to you. Josh’s contact picture popped up, and you quickly snatched it up but your finger hivered over the green answer button. Eventually, you pressed down and help your phone up to your ear.

“Y/N?” Josh’s voice was raspy.

“Hi, Josh.”

“Can we talk?” he asked and you softly chuckled to yourself.

“We are talking.”

“Okay.”

“Go ahead,” you spoke in a whisper.

“I ended things but I don’t want you getting your hopes up. I don’t think I am ready for a relationship right now. I do love you, Y/N, but I think I need to work on myself and grow up a little before trying a serious relationship again.” He spoke fast.

“Josh, it’s okay, I understand! I’m really proud of you, and it’s all going to be okay. We are still friends, right?” you asked.

“Yes, but uh, I was wondering if you wanted to come over? I feel like last night got interrupted a little bit early.”

“Joshua.”

“I said I didn’t want a serious relationship, that doesn’t mean I do not want you, Y/N. Please.”

“I’ll be over in an hour, but this is not going to become a regular thing, okay?”

“Okay,” Josh agreed.

“See you soon,” you ended the phone call and smiled to yourself. 

Maybe there was a positive outcome that you did not think of. 

[welcome--to--my--little--world]

A magical encounter

Summary: Your best friend Dean needs your help with a very… unusual problem. Of course you try to help your buddy out, but things don’t quite go as planned.

Pairing: Dean x Cas

Warnings: this is a crackfic

Word count: 1192

A/N: So, this is the first fanfic I’ve ever written in English and it’s the first piece of writing I uploaded to Tumblr, so please don’t be too harsh on me. This crackfic is based on a very weird dream I had a while ago. I can’t believe I’m actually posting this. It’s terrible… but well, maybe it makes someone smile. Enjoy!

You were a hunter. A very good one too. Known throughout the country for your skill and bravery. You’ve seen it all and fought it all - vampires, werewolves, ghosts… even dragons and gods. 

But nothing could’ve prepared you for what was about to happen this sunny Tuesday afternoon. You were just sitting in your room, relaxing and daydreaming, when your phone rang and the familiar tones of ‘Highway to Hell’ pulled you back into reality. You grabbed your phone from the table, looked at who was calling and clicked on the 'accept call’ button. It was your best friend Dean. But before you could even say hello, he was already yelling into the phone. His voice sounded like he was near crying. You prepared yourself for the worst. 

“Y/N, something terrible happened this morning! I need your help, or else I might die! This is a catastrophe… Oh my God, this can’t be true!" 

Yep, that sounded like a worst case scenario. 

"Dean, you need to calm down and tell me what happened! I can only help you if you tell me!" 

There was a long silence before Dean spoke again. He was hesitant and obviously had trouble finding the right words to describe his problem. 

"So umm, I don’t really know how to explain this…" 

"Come on Dean, just tell me!" 

"Okay, well… this morning… I don’t know how this happened, but my heterosexuality ran away into the woods…" 

You couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. 

"What’s so funny about that? This is a real problem and I don’t know how this will affect my life! Maybe it’s dangerous?!" 

"I don’t see how losing your heterosexuality could be dangerous, but I will try my best to help you.” You were trying to hold back your laughter. “Just mail me the coordinates where you lost it." 

"Okay, will do. Thanks for your help, Y/N, I really don’t know what I’d do without you. Call me if you have news!" 

"No problem, I’ll try my best as always." 

You hung up and started packing your bag with everything you needed. A few minutes later your phone buzzed when Dean mailed you the coordinates. The said woods weren’t that far away, so it only took you 20 minutes to get there. You parked your car and followed the path into the woods for a while before deciding to leave it. You felt your phone buzz in your pocket again. And again. And again. All messages were from Dean and as you read them it became crystal clear how the absence of his heterosexuality affected him. You rolled your eyes but couldn’t help smiling at the messages he sent you. 

~ Damn, have you ever noticed how pretty Cas is? How can someone be this beautiful? ❤😍 

~ His eyes are such a pretty shade of blue, just like the ocean. And his dark unruly hair makes me so wild. And his pink lips look so soft, I just wanna grab his face in my hands and kiss him. 

~ Y/N, I think I might have a crush on him… 

Maybe the loss of his heterosexuality wasn’t so bad after all. But you promised to help him, so you continued your search. Hour after hour went by and you didn’t find anything. You were close to giving up when suddenly you heard a whimper. You followed the sound and then you found it - Dean’s heterosexuality. It was a small purple creature, ugly and weak-looking. Actually, it was worse. The thing looked like it was dying. You knelt down and started talking to the creature soothingly. 

"Hey little guy, why did you run away? You want to come home with me and go back to Dean? " 

Now the creature started crying uncontrollably. Great. You reached out to pet the crippled purple creature gently. The moment you touched it, it shot up and ran away while screaming "I will never go back to him! Never! Never! He’s killing me!”

Well, that was definitely something, you thought to yourself. You considered your options and decided to try your luck again tomorrow. 

Halfway back to your car you were surprised by a soft light getting closer and closer. You held your knife tight, ready to fight whatever was coming towards you. When the mysterious light was right in front of you, you could finally see what it was and your tension faded away. It was a llama unicorn! It was the prettiest you’ve ever seen. Its fur was in pastel colours - pink, purple and blue stripes made the creature look so beautiful in the soft light it was emitting. And it was sparkling too! Then the llama unicorn proceeded to speak: 

“I’m the llama unicorn of bisexuality! I am Dean’s new patron and will take good care of him! I will make his dreams come true as long as he lets me. Bring me to him now!" 

All you could do was stare at the creature in awe. This was definitely without question the weirdest and coolest thing that has ever happened to you. You took the llama unicorn with you and called Dean to come and meet you. When you finally got back to your car, Sam and Dean were already waiting for you. They were just as surprised about the creature as you had been when you first saw it.

The llama unicorn now explained everything to Dean, which just left him in a really confused expression. He just wanted to get his fucking heterosexuality back, and not talk to some fluffy speaking animal thing. 

"Dean, you won’t need your heterosexuality anymore! You have to embrace who you really are!”, the animal clarified. “Please, let me show you!" 

Dean looked even more confused than before. 

Suddenly there was a familiar rustle of feathers. Sam, Dean and you turned around in perfect sync. What you saw was Castiel, in all his beauty, big black wings spread wide. 

Dean just whispered a quick "Oh wow” to himself before slowly approaching Cas and lifting a hand to gently stroke his cheek. 

“Cas, I love you. I love you so much. I always did." 

"Oh Dean, I love you too! More than anything!" 

They looked into each other’s eyes, smiling sweetly at one another before leaning in for a passionate kiss. Dean couldn’t keep his hands to himself and ran them up and down Cas’ body, and Cas rested his hand on the back of Dean’s head. 

You and Sam were leaning against the Impala, watching and applauding them from the distance. The llama unicorn of bisexuality disappeared as quickly as it came, and you were just joyful that Cas and Dean were happily together now. 

When Cas, Dean and Sam finally drove back to the bunker, you decided to go with them to celebrate. All of you were happy now, and after all the bottles were empty, everyone went to their rooms. 

All night, the sweet moans of Cas and Dean echoed through the bunker. Once you could even hear Cas growl "Yeah you sexy bitch, you like it!" 

And so everyone lived on happily ever after. 

[still-we-go-pumpkins]

An amazing fan tribute to Weiki. Unique facts compilation 👌🎃

I've just found the post on DeviantArt. As great Weiki fan also, I can confirm that he's really that marvelous just as the author describes him. This will make you feel warm and will set smile on your face as well as you will check Helloween vids/lives while exploring this facts. So, here we go.

Further credits : SamWeiki

100 Reasons I love Michael Weikath

Possible – scratch that, definite – Fangirling ahead (I tried to keep it to a minimum and I probably failed)

1. He has the most gorgeous blue eyes. [right off, I told you – Fangirling]

2. The songs he writes are so unique and AMAZING. Most of them mean quite a lot to me, as well. I’ve always been drawn to them. They just have a certain special quality to them that I love.

3. He wrote “Keeper of the Seven Keys” for cryin’ out loud!

4. His “thanks” section in the Unarmed booklet.

5. He’d pick Judas Priest over Iron Maiden in an instant.

6. The way he sometimes answers questions. For instance, he was asked about what fans could expect from The Dark Ride and his response was: “Well....hmmmm you can expect that it will be standing in stores and it’s very likely you can buy it when you find it there! hahahahahaha apart from that I don’t know if it’s going to say anything but you can go there and buy it, listen to it, and use it, because it’s a CD and it usually makes a lot of sound if you put it into a CD player......but probably doesn't work if you put it into a toaster.....hahahahahaha.”

7. If he wasn’t a musician, he says his life would be dedicated to cartoons.

8. He dedicated the Hammond version of “Burning Sun” to the great Jon Lord.

9. He’s an artist. His little skull and pumpkin drawing is beautiful.

10. He makes the best faces in concerts.

11. I love watching him in the High Live video, especially during “Steel Tormentor”. [I did not just say that]

12. He made the frog noises at the end of “Nothing to Say”.

13. So many people have blamed him for things over the years, when he did nothing wrong, just because they feel it's easier to blame him. I experience that quite a lot and have for several years, so I understand what it's like but he seems a lot stronger than me about it, as it's very hard for me to get over a lot of that stuff. He's sort of my hero about that because it seems like he hasn't let that really stop him.

14. How he totally told off that Phantom guy. His responses were awesome.

15. A part of “Do You Know What You Are Fighting For” is Deep Purple’s “Stormbringer” backwards. There’s actually a lot of Deep Purple in that song. Makes me love it even more – both songs.

16. He played on Uli Kusch’s cover of “Eyes of the World” from the Rainbow tribute album and he played all the guitar on that song. “Yeah I played on Eyes Of The World. So I did all of the guitar work on it. Uli told me that he did not expect me to have the guitar work as close to the original song as I had it.”

17. The seven pronged star on the cover of 7 Sinners was his idea. And what a damn fine idea it was because it makes a freaking sweet album cover! It was a lot of fun for me to draw, as well.

18. When writing “LAVDATE DOMINVM”, he called upon his old Latin lessons from school and actually got to work with his old Latin teacher on the lyrics. Weiki hadn’t worked with Latin for a bit, so he had to relearn a few things and he even managed to correct something his teacher had written.

19. His response to what animal he would be: “A lion, 'cause I could be lyin' round lazy and have my food brought to me by other people.”

20. Helloween would not be Helloween without him, plus Markus and Andi wouldn’t let him quit in 2000/2001.

21. He drew the logo and original pumpkin.

22. How beautiful the lyrics to “Windmill” are. Example:

"Don't feel alone and depressed

Someone will come, at last

To soothe your storming mind

To keep it away from the evil storms."

23. You can clearly hear the man singing in “White Christmas” and he’s the most fun to listen to.

24. “Introduction” never fails to make me laugh very loudly, especially the lyrics to “Rock n’ Roll All Day”.

25. He likes Spinal Tap.

26. The way he sang “Gorgar will eat you” in the Keeper Legacy interviews.

27. He was asked what his motto in life was and his response was: Be as friendly as it comes; have fun, make money and spend it on charity to help people. ~Sei so freundlich wie es geht; Spaß haben, viel Geld verdienen und es für wohltätige Zwecke ausgeben, um Leuten zu helfen~ (it was originally in German)

28. His black and white outfits in the ‘80s and ‘90s, especially those awesome star-printed pants.

29. The entire story of the Keeper of the Seven Keys and Master of the Rings.

30. The Jacuzzi scene in the Keeper Legacy Road movie.

31. He likes Aphrodite’s Child, Nektar, and Camel. He’s cool.

32. I really don’t think I’ve heard him say anything bad about anyone.

33. The moment when he switched his guitar off and “played” a solo after he was introduced in The Legacy concert.

34. “All right… That’s enough! Now, I want to hear Dani’s drum solo!” *rapid fire – BLAMBLAMBLAM!* The first time I watched the “Smoke On the Water” bit from Hellish Rock, I nearly fell to the floor laughing.

35. About the time Pink Bubbles Go Ape came out, in an interview, Michael Kiske said something about they weren’t Metal, they didn’t do that “Heavy Metal” thing and Weiki says, “I thought we were Heavy Metal”. And Michi completely just stopped talking for a second.

36. The way Weiki messed around with Michi and Roland during the interview mentioned above.

37. How much fun he looked like he was having in the “Kids of the Century” video.

38. Every time he dances around on stage.

39. His love for Gibson Les Pauls.

40. He was reading “A Hat Full of Sky” and even recommended it.

41. He says that his writing “Keeper of the Seven Keys” kept him alive and he considers it a major turning point in his life to have come up with the idea for it.

42. The hairspray scene in the Hellish Rock road movie.

43. He actually got involved with the DJ game when they were in Japan (Keeper Legacy road movie) – the whole arcade scene was great.

44. The way he just looks at a camera sometimes and doesn’t say a word – he just starts making faces and looking off in different directions. He can be funny without saying a single word.

45. His guitar solo in “Back On the Ground”.

46. He played most of the guitar on the Better Than Raw album.

47. Weikath Syndrome is the coolest thing to catch.

48. During the German Top 6 video (1993), he was drinking a Capri Sun. I think it may have even been Wild Cherry.

49. A Gibson Les Paul looks absolutely perfect on him. I also love the way he holds the guitar.

50. How his hair has always been shoulder length (at least) since the late ‘80s (and beautiful).

51. He thinks of the younger viewers/fans.

52. All the love for him in the Hellbook.

53. I don’t how much of the lyrics to “Dreambound” he wrote, but he has a credit on that song and OH MY GOD, is it flipping incredible! I must make special mention to how amazing “the Saints” is, too.

54. He wanted to talk to Michael Kiske when they met at a festival in 2012/2013, so they could try and work things out a little.

55. He wanted “Livin’ Ain’t No Crime” to be a single.

56. His song “Number One” and how uplifting and positive the lyrics are, especially the chorus.

57. When they were on the Ferris wheel, they didn’t start REALLY laughing until Weiki did.

58. How he introduces himself as “de Michael Weikath of Helloween” and he even got Dani to do it with him.

59. He contributed a guitar solo to the German Rock Project’s “Let Love Conquer the World” (the long Metal version) but went all incognito with it and is credited as “a member of the Seventh Key”.

60. The fact that he wanted a flute in “Raise the Noise” and it sounds totally awesome!

61. The sexy witch on the cover of Better Than Raw was Weiki’s idea.

62. His makeshift rocking chair.

63. His spoken part of the Dezperadoz song “First Blood” (and “Echoes of Eternity”, too).

64. How funny was in the two Nuremberg interviews from the ‘80s that are on YouTube.

1987 – He lights a cigarette, he passes it Ingo, Ingo passes it back, and Weiki passes it back to him. Ingo then proceeds to throw it on the ground and Weiki attempts to lightly hit him but only manages to hit his hair. xD

1988 – The FUNNY one! He was so frickin’ funny in that one. I won’t give away the end of it if you’ve never seen it, but it involves a balloon and a cigarette. (by the way, Michael Weikath takes his sunglasses off and puts them back on 13 times, 10 of which are in the first three minutes).

65. After an interviewer thanks him for being there, “Ja, that’s not so much I can do about it, because somebody put me on this Earth and I went out of my mother and suddenly I was there and now I have to deal with this crap.”

66. During the Indianapolis Hell On Wheels concert, during “Halloween”, Michi passes the mic over to Weiki and Weiki does the “I’ll show you power and glory” part. Michi then makes a disgruntled face at him and rubs the mic with his shirt, causing Weiki to make a face back at him!

67. Also from the same Hell On Wheels concert, during “A Tale That Wasn’t Right”, he was stepping on the skeleton and making Ingo laugh.

68. Speaking of “A Tale That Wasn’t Right”, that song is incredible and very powerful.

69. He let the other members of the band help out on “Mission Motherland”. That song is very quickly becoming my favorite song of theirs.

70. His backing vocals in the “Sea of Fears” demo.

71. All of his little pins that he wears: the pumpkin, the W, the stars…

72. This comment he made about the Hellbook: “With the hardcover you can better smash your naughty brother... and you can with the regular as well, just maybe not as effective.” I have actually made that joke to my brother before. xD

73. Someone at a meet-n-greet in 2008 showed the band an old picture of the guys, which they all signed. It was an old picture. Kai was stunned, Markus laughed his ass off, and Michael actually said he remembered where it was taken and when. The picture was taken in 1986, so that is kind of impressive.

74. He helped me become a big fan of Deep Purple. Yes, I will admit to only becoming a major Deep Purple fan after becoming a Helloween fan - and it was all because of Weiki. And now I'm really happy because I never realized how awesome Deep Purple is. Same thing with Wishbone Ash.

75. He’s given me several phrases to use whenever applicable.

- “Impressive, isn’t it?”

- “You have to listen with your ears.”

- “It’s nice, cold, windy, sunny weather.” (which pretty much describes Florida in the winter sometimes)

76. He can still sing with a cigarette in his mouth and not drop the cigarette.

77. The intro to “Halloween”. I’m not sure if he played it on the original recording, but when he plays it live… OH MY GOD.

78. His guitar solo in “First Time”.

79. He’s fun to watch in the “When the Sinner” video when he’s shown, especially when he’s playing those power chords in the beginning (even though he played no guitar on the song) and the part in the saloon.

80. How amazing “Les Hambourgeois Walkways” is.

81. He’s written a couple songs that he has dedicated to groups of fans ~ “LAVDATE DOMINVM” for the Latin speaking fans, and “Born on Judgment Day” for the people of Brazil.

82. How he’s so easily able to make Sascha laugh behind the camera.

More here 💜

[meganthefierce]

Gals and Mandem, I need your advice. Pt. 2

The Chronicles of Evan 

Sup. Sorry this is a long one but you need to know ALL OF THE DETAILS so you can give me good advice. Just read it please, for me xx

Now... some of that last paragraph Pt.1 is a bit false. Well, it was true until a couple of days ago. That’s when Evan became a problem.

So Evan is a friend of a friend. I’ve met him before at a house party and I really got on with him. I felt some attraction towards him but that was because he was hella sweet and really pretty. Anyway, Evan and I really got on, but he’s super chill and gets on with everyone, so I didn’t think much into it. Plus Tyler was at this party so I was a lil bit distracted by that elephant. I didn’t think I wanted Evan, I just really wanted to be his friend because I really liked being around him and spending time with him. I was just so interested in everything he did and had to say. We hung out like twice in a group whilst he visited. Then he went home and I never saw him again. That was a couple of months ago.

Well this weekend I went to a festival and he was there, so he and a few others stayed at my flat. Before they all turned up, I got a message from my bestie saying “Just a heads up, Evan thinks you’re hot.” So I was like “What am I supposed to do with this information?” and she said “Nothing. Just letting you know. Just incase this weekend you wanted to make a move, I’m just letting you know he’s down.” My first reaction was to think “He doesn’t like me, he just wants to fuck me, our friends have probably mentioned how much of a slut I am and he think’s he can have a drunk fuck after this festival.” And then I thought “No, it’s worse, he’s jumping on the grenade because we are the only 2 people going who aren’t a couple/sleeping with each other and he’s taking one for the team.” So I was not thrilled by this news. THEN HE SHOWS UP My lord, I don’t know what happened, but Jesus christ this boy was fine. He was pretty when I met him, but now for some reason he looked better. Like a sexy, rugged, thug kinda look but with hippie vibes. He’s a Brighton boy so I’m hoping you know what I mean. Then the cunt takes his jumper off and he’s wearing a thin vest gym thing top underneath and WOOOOOW this boy is ripped. I thought he was skinny but hell fucking no he isn’t. He’s jacked. Very fucking nice body. It was so embarrassing I was just starring at him like !!!!!!!! I even accidentally said something out loud! I was like *looking at his arms and chest* “Wow! [this is when I realised I was being obvious and needed to play it cool] look how tanned you are! Where did you get that?” So dead. Anyway we go to this festival and he is a sweetheart all day. He’s nice to everyone but we spent a lot of time together. Every time I ask if I look alright he’d tell me I look lovely and he was giving me cigarettes even though I had my own etc. Just being really generous and sweet. Then we meet this stranger called Amy (SHOUT OUT OT AMY IF YOU EVER SOMEHOW READ THIS I LOVE YOU, YOU WERE A HOOT) and she jumps on the “you two are so sweet, you should get together” bullshit. So Evan and I play a long like “omg Amy you’re right. We should be together, he’s actually in love wth me.” Then we start telling everyone we’re getting married and Amy is going to be our maid of honour because she got us together at this festival etc. So there’s romantic banter and a lot of flirting but it’s all harmless. Then Amy tells me to kiss him. I say no because I was embarrassed. She tells Evan to kiss me. He says yes straight away but more like a “yeah mate I’ll do it” and I got the kind of vibe that it was a dare and he was only doing it because Amy told him to. But anyway, I agree and we have a lil smooch in the crowd to Andy C (such a good set btw) and then we carry on with the night. At one point he protected me from a boy hitting on me with the “tHiS iS mY bOyFrIeNd” card but I would have done that with anyone.  But Evan made me feel good. He put me on his fucking shoulders! I’m not a small or skinny gal! He lifted me up so many times and I felt so good! It was a really sick moment for me. And I was hella impressed at how ripped and strong he was. NGL I was a lil bit more attracted to him because of it. 

Then we get home and of course everyone bed hops because festivals equal intoxication and that means sex. So Evan and I end up in the same bed. But we stay up talking all night. He’s the coolest, sweetest person and we have more in common than I thought, and the things we don’t have in common aren’t massive things that would bother me. I want to be more like Evan. He’s just the best. He sent me loads of links to spoken word poetry and we spoke about family, what we’re scared of, how we both suffer with bad anxiety, travelling (He’s traveled the world), music, etc. He’s just so cool and he makes me want to be cooler, but not in a shitty way.

THIS IS THE CUTE PART I HOPE YOU’RE STILL READING

Then we try to go to sleep. He opens his arms out and invites me for a cuddle. THIS MAN IS THE BEST CUDDLER IVER EVER BEEN CUDDLED BY. It was heaven. He’s so nice to lay with. He tickled my back and played with my hair. It was so nice. We fidget a bit and try to get comfortable and he moves his face RIGHT IN FRONT OF MINE so our lips are parallel. I thought maybe he was going to kiss me again but then NOTHING. Nothing happened. I was waiting. Nothing. So I thought, maybe technically he’s made the first move with the cuddle and technically leaning in. So I kiss him. Yeah mate I did. Yay me for being confident. He kisses me back and it’s gooooooood. He’s a lovely kisser. Then I get a lil bit too excited and then I got a bit freaked out because I’m a nervous anxious wreck and I just stop and pull away and bury my head in his chest. He giggled a bit and lifted my head back up so our lips are really close again, but he doesn’t kiss me. I’ve now used all the courage I had so I’m not kissing him again. But I wanted to hint that I wanted him to kiss me. So I bought up the Amy Kiss in a teasing way, “Remember when you kissed me earlier” kinda thing. I know, my game is weak and I’m so embarrassed but please understand how FINE this boy is. He banters back with the ol “you seemed to enjoy it” kinda crap and we both lay there telling each other how nice it is to kiss the other person. STILL NO KISS FROM HIM. I’m now paranoid as fuck and I’m convinced he doesn't like me like that because clearly he’d make a move. Or maybe he does like me but he’s too tired and I didn’t want to make a move on HIM and then he doesn’t retaliate or something. Fear of rejection is one of my biggest fears. So I give up and we start falling asleep. But this guy wont stop cuddling me. If I roll over, we spoon, If I face him, he faces me and wraps himself around me. If I  shuffle down, he pulls me on his chest and tickles my back. It was so nice. 

I wake up in the morning and it’s exactly the same, but more. More cuddles, more chatting, more tickling, etc. Even more kissing. He kisses my neck, my forehead, my nose (in a cute funny way, not a wired way) and we make out quite a bit. Every now and then he’ll attempt to get up for the day but struggle and just lay his head on my chest and complain about how he doesn’t want to leave. We stayed in bed ALL morning just cuddling an kissing, for about 3 hours. Every time someone came in to get something or talk to us he wouldn’t even flinch. He’d just carry on cuddling me and stay put. Not embarrassed. Not caring what people thought. It was wild to me. 

Then he gets offered a spoons breakfast and a coffee. I’m thinking “Who the fck doesn't want that, of course he’s going” but he hesitates. I say I’m not going and he tells our friend “Na mate, I’ve got food here. I’ll give this a miss.” and just rolls back over and lays with me!!!! WTF how can a boy with a hangover turn down a spoons breakfast to lay with a girl he hasn't even had sex with?! Because he didn’t even have food at mine, he was lying! 

Anyway. Everyone goes to breakfast and we’re now alone in the hose. We start kissing again. He starts tickling me again but not the cute relaxing kind... the teasing, “let me touch your skin” kind. You know the difference- don’t pretend you don’t. I’m now trying my hardest to hint that I want him. I’m gasping, I’m pulling him closer, I’m clawing at his skin (that sounds weird but in a sexy way I swear! It aways works). And this is all working. We’re making out more, everything’s more passionate, his dick is rock hard which is always a good sign, and it’s just going in the direction I want it to. Then the door goes.  People are back.  We slowly stop kissing and just start cuddling again. He tells me I have nice lips and he likes kissing me, then sits up and pulls the cover over his lap to hide his dick. Our pal walks in with a coffee he bought for Evan, and it’s clear we’re getting up for the day. I was gutted. I lost the opportunity.  He gets ready and we all chill with the group, discuss the day before and look at photos etc. Then he goes back to Brighton. It’s all over until the next time I see him, and I have no idea when that will be, and what will happen then. HERE’S WHY I NEED ADVICE

I can’t stop thinking of the twat. I’m literally obsessing over him. I can’t stop.  LOOK HOW MUCH I WROTE ABOUT HIM ON A FUCKING TUMBLR POST?! 

I haven’t even looked at a boy since Tyler, and now I’m obsessing over Evan. He’s so good looking and so sweet and so respectful. I don’t know what to do.

Because I don’t think I have a chance, so I need to cut this out. I can’t obsess over Evan the way I have with Tyler. But Evan is the first boy to stop me thinking about Ty. Don’t get me wrong, when I get messages from Tyler my heart still flutters, and I smile when he sends me snaps and stuff. I know there’s still something there for him and that’s not gone. But I’m thinking about Evan. A LOT. All I want to do is go to bloody Brighton to see Evan. For at least some sex. Minimum. I’m so mad we didn’t do it. I’m gutted Evan and I can’t be a thing because I think I really like him. Even if he could never be a romantic relationship, I just want him as a friend because he’s so cool. 

But I’ve only met him a few times and we’ve only shared one night like this together. The relationship between Tyler and I, and Evan and I, are very very different. Yet I am obsessed with both of them. 

I don’t know what to do. 

What shall I do? About both guys. Help a bitch out. 

[astrotranslations]

[Guide to Joining the Fandom ①] “Handsome But Even Funny”... ASTRO’s ‘Useless Facts’

Kind mummy bird, JinJin

If you’re curious who’s the red head from their 'Crazy Sexy Cool' stages, it’s JinJin. On the day of the interview, he hurt his eye during practice and had to do the interview before everyone else. Despite needing rest from his injury, he told me that he’d go through the arranged schedule and approached me first so I was both thankful and apologetic. He left after enthusiastically filling out the questionnaire and earnestly answering my questions. It was even more of a shame since he thought of his ipdeok* point as his 'eye smile'.

The remaining members of ASTRO promised me that after JinJin left, they’d do an exposè on him but what actually happened after he did leave was hem only going on about how cool and good of a leader JinJin is. He was exactly like the leader who mentioned his ipdeok* points were his eye smile and sincerity.

Q. You wrote 188cm for today’s profile? JinJin: I wondered how the air is like up there because my friend from middle school was 189cm so I got teased a lot whenever I went around with him (laughs). It’s my wannabe height (Cha Eunwoo, who was listening in from the side, explained to him that the air up there is like this and that and Moonbin, who was next to him, burst into laughter).

Q. Your command of slang is commendable (Cha Eunwoo and JinJin went "Agreed? Yeah bogam**," skilfully mastering slang) JinJin: I learnt from Seol Hyuksoo’s video (laughs). I learn a lot thanks to our fans. My friends don’t know too well. (They call you an 'oldie' if you learn) Ah! Cha Eunwoo: I learnt from him.

Q. It’s written here that you’d like to play 10 years later. JinJin: I want to do nothing and enjoy myself on a holiday for a month. Moonbin: Take us along too!

JinJin decided on writing his ranking according to who eats well. The members heard him and nodded their heads in agreement. I heard various revelations about how much ASTRO are capable of eating.

MJ: I think Eunwoo’s no. 1! JinJin: Eunwoo’s more about the side dishes than his rice. MJ hyung eats often and he’s the first to put his bowl down. To be honest, I also though of Eunwoo as no. 1 but MJ hyung…

ASTRO mentioned that they’ve ever eaten 100 million won worth of pork belly when they were trainees. They said it was was to the point that they each ate three bowls of rice and had four servings of soybean paste stew. They tell me they’ve eaten 250 million won worth of beef. They claim that even when they go overseas, they’ll go till the end when it comes to food.

Q. What you remember from 2017 and what you want to achieve in 2018 are both 'AROHA'. JinJin: I talked about it when I went for the Seoul Music Awards with the members, I said how nice would it be if we could fill a concert venue just as big with only our fans. We held our first solo concert and got our own lighsticks, it was touching seeing the venue coloured with purple light and I was also thankful to our fans. We have a lot of members who can play instruments so I feel like you can see ASTRO’s diverse colours if one day we form a band.

Q. Where do you want to hang out with AROHAs? JinJin: Gangwon-do? (JinJin corrected himself right away after the members asked if it isn’t cold out now) I went to Anmyeondo with my family and the view was great. We were walking towards the lighthouse and on our left was strong waves while on our right, the water was still because of the seawall. It felt like I was witnessing two faces of the sea and it was cool so I want to show it to AROHAs.

JinJin asked, "When is ASTRO the coolest?" For your information, the answer he was expecting is, "When I meet eyes with JinJin."

*’ipdeok’ means to join the fandom. **It’s a wordplay on ‘Donguibogam’, or otherwise known as ‘Treasured Paragon of Eastern Medicine’.

The most dangerous age of 19, Rocky

To be honest, the first person who swiftly wrote down his answers to the questionnaire was Rocky. He jotted them down quickly and waited for the there members. He showed off his unique charms in unexpected areas. I can’t forget how he listened attentively to the members’ answers and showed animated reactions. It’s often that someone would think 'Rocky = dance' but you can also think 'Rocky = articulate'.

Q. Is Rocky ASTRO’s 'handsome rock'? Rocky: I used to introduce myself at the reliable rock but I think I’m handsome lately so I added that on and wanted to go with 'handsome rock'. But maybe not now. Today’s not my day (laughs). But I’ve lost my baby fat so… I want to grow handsomer turning into an adult (When are you the most handsome?) When I finish performing, my bloating has gone down and I’m about to go back to the dorm, I take a look into the mirror and since my bloating has all went away, that’s when I try to take a selfie.

Q. You wrote down that ASTRO are really cool. Rocky: Our image is bright and we give off the vibe that we’re very playful but we change 180 degrees when we’re altogether creating a stage where we have to show something. There’s a side to us that focuses on work. I think it’s cool how we’re always bright and then go all in with practising.

Q. As expected, Rocky’s ipdeok* point is dance? Rocky: No matter whatever way I think of it, dance is where I’m the most charming. The fans always say different things but they usually know me first through dance and then look at my visuals etc. after gaining interest.

Q. Is it your dream that after 10 years, you’ll be putting together your own house? Rocky: (Rocky was the most enthusiastic when he was answering this and he explaining with his eyes wide open) I looked into land in Jinju. It’s really wide and cheap. I talked to my dad about building on that land and living there. I got it down to the details.

Rocky organised simply the 'ranking them my way' placings according to age. He said he was worried what criteria he should go by and the members might feel hurt no matter how he does it so he wrote it starting from the youngest, Sanha.

Q. You’re an adult next year, right? Rocky: I’m no longer attending school and turning into an adult so I have to do well on my own (He says that when he becomes an adult, he wants to go to the bathhouse even in the early hours. He continued on that before that, minors weren’t allowed to enter after 10PM so it was a shame. In 2018 you’ll be able to see Rocky lying spread out in the bathhouse).

Q. Give some adice to Sanha who will soon be turning 19. Rocky: I’m a year older than you, um… I think you’ll have to live while being thankful for each and every day. It’d be nice if you attend school regularly… Ah, we won’t just sit still later on when you act cute to us and whatever else so maybe you should start doing them properly now… Yoon Sanha: I will~ (Even after that, Sanha was constantly doing aegyo to his hyungs all throughout the interview)

*’ipdeok’ means to join the fandom.

Cha Eunwoo whose titles are also burdensome

Cha Eunwoo’s the member who was last in answering his questionnaire. He also added on to his answers as he listened to the other members’ ones. It was to the point that after hearing the reason why MJ chose a purple pen, he purposely borrowed it to write his 10th answer which was a question to AROHAs. He quietly listened to what his members had to say. Contrary(?) to his clean cut image, he’s a good looking guy who’s unexpectedly familiar even with the trendy slang. Cha Eunwoo grew up always feeding on AROHA’s praises and love.

Q. You drank americano just a while ago, do you need a latte? Cha Eunwoo: Usually I have my coffee in the form of latte. There’s a certain charm to it. My mood gets lifted when I drink it.

Q. You also wrote that you need Rocky’s choreographing skills. When you say 'cha', are you talking about it meaning 'tea' or 'car'? Cha Eunwoo: There’s something I need to practice on so I thought it’d be better if I had Rocky’s choreographing skills. Both of them are correct but I feel like I’m getting healthier when I drink a lot of tea. I mainly drink whatever’s being offered as '2+1' (laughs). I also want to hang out together with the members (using a car).

Q. I thought you’d write 'face genius'. Cha Eunwoo: For 'cool guy' and 'reliable pillar', that’s who and what I want to be. I want to be an existence you can depend on. As for 'Father', it’s something I realised recently, but the members are all cute (Cha Eunwoo kept calling MJ 'My son!' throughout the interview).

Q. It’s unique how you described ASTRO as 'gentlemen'. Cha Eunwoo: Ever since previously, we have been trying to express a gentleman-like vibe. Like the movie 'Kingsman'. Other teams also have good teamwork but I’m really confident that our team’s is really good. As for 'pro idol', it’s because I’m good at communicating with our fans and I can do well on stage? (laughs) I’m 'Father' so that’s why 'family' and we’re overflowing with energy so I wrote drown 'energetic'. We’re fun and full of pep.

Q. There are so many things that you wrote for your ipdeok* point! (coolness, good looks, voice, kindness, detailedness, diligence, sometimes funny, sweetness, intelligence, softness) Yoon Sanha: I don’t want to admit it but I admit it. He’s handsome even though I see him all the time. Rocky: We find him funny too. Even though we see him all the time (laughs). Moonbin: I let out an exclamation whenever I watch TV. I’m always fascinated how he can look like that. We always see him all the time yet we’re like this (laughs).

Q. What do you mean by 'cool guy'? Cha Eunwoo: A  guy who keeps to his promises, who has a sense of responsibility, who’s cool both inside and out. As for 'South Korea’s best popular guy', it’s something I want to really experience once. I attended an awards ceremony and there were cool singers and actors engulfed by cheers so I was jealous and I want to work hard and be worthy of being called 'popular'. I watched all of 'Useless Facts'. It’s a program I really like and it’s fun watching stories embedded with information. I liked writer Kim Yeongha the most so just like those people, I want to be an all rounded good looking guy who also knows a lot. When I age 10 years later.

Q. Instead of now, you made a dance ranking for 5 years later? Cha Eunwoo: Because I really want to be good at dancing. I’m getting help from Rocky. It’s ranked my way but I want to develop an interest and work hard.

Q. Seems like the hiccup with the audio system during the media showcase left quite the impression on you. Cha Eunwoo: I was taken aback and there was sweat dripping from my bum (There was a problem with the audio system during the media showcase for their 'Crazy Sexy Cool' comeback where they had to pause in the middle of a song. They witty dealt with it by momentarily posing for picture taking, introducing their side tracks, etc.)

Q. What do you want to experience in 2018? Cha Eunwoo: There are a lot of things I want to experience. Before this round of promotions, I tried tennis and I also wanted to try sign language so I looked into it. I wanted to earn a license for being a soccer referee too so I looked it up. I often watch international soccer. I even inquired the federation about what I should do but realistically, it won’t work out. You have to referee for at least 100 middle school matches and 100 high school matches before they can give you the official license. There are a lot of things I want to learn an expose myself to. I also want to try unfamiliar things like fencing and ice hockey. I used to be afraid of challenging myself but you can do it when you actually try. Rocky, Yoon Sanha: You can just referee for our soccer matches!

Q. It’s interesting how you asked "How many times did you think of ASTRO today?" and "Im doing a good job right?" Cha Eunwoo: I’m curious how much our fans think of us in a day. I wanted to make this promotion meaningful so I try to upload a post on the fancafe everyday but I came into a little bit of a crisis yesterday. I uploaded but I hope they’ll one day be encouraged. It’s fun since I do it everyday and there are a lot of cute points when I go through the fans’ answers so it makes me laugh and there are many things I gain. It gives me energy and motivation.

(The fans would probably go, "I’ve to watch ASTRO’s video now so why study?" or "Why do I have to work?") Cha Eunwoo: Ah, really? Moonbin: Eunwoo tries to communicate a lot with the fans through twitter, vlive and the fancafe. He’s the one who takes lead the most.

Translations by @99pm​h Take out with full credits

[akoiromanticstudent]

Dec TC Challenge - Day 1

Day 1: Introduce them. Give a description.

The Russian - Teaches piano. Has thick Russian accent, said in a Russian accent. He’s the best of piano professors, unforgettable, highly competent, understanding, without being fluffy, unwaveringly honest, he’s hilarious by virtue of being bad at being funny, and he’ll always be young at heart.

The Historian - Teaches Music History courses. Has a Broadway-strength baritone voice. A strong, powerful, exciting character to watch a lecture by, total academic character through and through [until he lets slip his dirty mind and his soft loving interior], full of passion and books, expects a lot from his students, but does good work with that expectation.

The Librarian - Runs the Music Library. Has a baritone voice with soft edges like marshmallow fluff. A soft voice to compliment a gentle, pure character, the cutest silver fox, an ever-helpful demeanor, a total cinnamon bun.

The Madman - Teaches theory, composition, counterpoint, runs the early music ensemble, president of the entire faculty’s union. Has a lighter voice that’s... difficult to describe. Probably a time-traveler, the most intelligent person you will probably ever meet, a happy nutjob, very kind but of short patience, says a lot of things that are not fully translated to mere human terms, absolutely, totally fascinating.

The Conductor - Runs the symphony orchestra, main instrument is french horn. Has a nerdy, nasal voice, lined with sweetness and kindness. The most precious cinnamon bun, so good, too pure for this world, literally brings a smile to anyone he talks to in the hallways ever, inexplicably. An angel. 

The Dean - Dean of the music school, teaches percussion, specializes in drum set. AKA, Drum Daddy. Smoky voice, exudes sexy and serious, deep and a little gruff, with light air behind it. Highly competent, works hard as hell, genuinely cares for students, also the coolest, chillest guy I’ve ever met, besides being the hottest, sexiest person I’ve ever seen.