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carbonateddelusion · 1 year

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i wan give edga

big brownee

de behgest

NO EDGAR DON'T DO IT IT'S THE FOREVER WEED BROWNIE-

NOOOOOOOOOO

#ask #anonymous #doodle #doodles #shitpost #me things #beanie nathan #oc: edgar #weed cw #fun fact eddie is naturally a lightweight about anything like that #he would be so stoned.

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wasabi-gumdrop · 5 months

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Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

#running from my responsibilities (drawing armour) by imagining post canon Kabru fashion #minor spoilers in the tags!#royal advisor Kabru’s office is probably overflowing with gifts from foreign dignitaries eyeing him up for marriage #and sacks of perfumed letters from Melini citizens #Marcille would be so sick of it #Laios also has his fair share of proposals #Yaad is like … boys spare us all and pick a suitable candidate already #well Yaad there’s a saying that goes two birds one stone #anyway lol #someone might have suggested to Laios ‘hey Kabru works so hard. you should show your appreciation.’#Laios (blushing sweating): uuuh how do i do that #Marcille probably: i hear it’s customary to give your royal advisor flowers the same colour as their beautiful blue eyes #Laios: well if you say so #but he starts having second thoughts bcs what if the gift is too romantic #so then Laios is like oh i know i just won’t sign it (:#fool proof plan Laios good job #totally not taking into account that Kabru can recognize his penmanship at a first glance #so at their next meeting Kabru is like ‘i wonder who my secret admirer in the castle is 😉’#and Laios sweats so hard he falls out of his throne #doesn’t Kabru of Melini have a nice ring to it #better yet …. Kabru Touden #much to consider #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #kabru #kabru of utaya #labru #if you squint #wasabi doodles

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goldensunset · 3 months

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when people refer to canon story-relevant kingdom hearts games as ‘spinoffs’ it makes me sad not only for the obvious reasons i always say but also bc like man i WISH this series had spinoffs. imagine what they could do if they had permission from nomura to truly go off the rails and ignore the greater canon for a second and just do some fun whimsical plotless thing in an alternate universe. imagine a fishing/boating game on destiny islands. kh fighting game. it is an injustice that we have been deprived of kingdom karts. can anyone hear me

#in terms of alternate gameplay and lack of reliance on plot #i feel like melody of memory is the closest thing kh has actually had to a spinoff #but even that is important in its own way in the end #union cross to a certain degree as well what with being an online multiplayer gacha type game #its original concept i would definitely classify as a spinoff game #bc it was set in a totally different world and time period and was supposed to be about customization and fun with friends #and nomura or someone said it wasn’t meant to be connected to the plot #but then like. he did very much go and give it a plot. like he went back on that almost immediately #and even then. given that the game is still very much combat and exploration #even from the beginning can it really be called a spinoff? it’s just kh in a different format #i’m talking like a game in which the objective is something totally different.#racing game or cooking game or fighting game or (another) rhythm game #ace attorney style detective game. dancing game. dude i don’t know #there are so many different flavors they could go with here #alas nomura is allergic to genuine whimsy which is hilarious given that this is a disney series #like he apparently was like ‘ohhh should we really let sora in smash? would it make sense in the story?’#my brother in christ surely we’re not supposed to interpret this as canon to kh right? right????#i guess it’s just that the kh franchise has a very specific pristine vibe he wants to maintain #which is disney shenanigans as a seasoning on top of a main dish of Stone Cold Serious Anime Plot #kingdom hearts #kh #mine: kh

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months

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Good Morning, World.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #'Good Morning World' because to wwx the jiang household is what grounds him. It is his burrow and blanket.#The familiar soup and banter is his home. The familiar arguments and tension are also his home.#Notice how quickly he throws LWJ to the side once he has JC back in reach! 'He was so boring; I wish *you* were there!'#WWX is very quick to constantly remind himself that he fits within a very specific power structure and role.#He pushes boundaries but almost always only the boundaries that he knows he can push against.#Sitting here now and realizing that if WWX did take life more seriously and act more diligent he would totally usurp JC.#Because the contrast with Them (tm) is wwx is the one that gets in trouble and JC is the one that sticks to the rules.#That responsible appearance especially in contrast is the thin line that holds JC's self-esteem together.#And lets be fully honest. From JC's perspective the last week was also extremely intense and stressful.#It truly was a feat to travel so far so fast despite also being exhausted. Never knowing if it is all in vain.#JC said with his actions 'I would move mountains for you and dig through stone with my bare hands if it meant reaching you.'#and WWX said '[read]'#It's about wwx chronically asking 'why would someone care for me? I'm always tool to be used' than accepting that people love him.

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daily-sifloop · 3 months

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Ok but like what if post game Loop hates being out in public because people stare at them and whisper about them because star person so Siffrin has to step in either through distracting Loop or doing something silly to draw everyone's attention away from Loop

Day 21: if you don't like something - don't look!

#isat #in stars and time #sifloop #isat siffrin #siffrin isat #isat loop #loop isat #mirabelle isat #isat mirabelle #desert art #day 21 #today mira is our guest of honour!#i didn't draw anybody else from the cast in a while so i wanted another character here #the way siffrin is positioned means mira can't see anything from behind the hat #but she covers her face anyway cuz she a real one #siffrin killing two birds with one stone #now everyone have to look away AND loop is thoroughly distracted!#loop rly gotta be careful out in towns and stuff #the way sadnesses were talked about in the game gave this impression that they're a natural occurrence in the world of isat #and not something king exclusive #he just made a lot of them appear due to his bad time TM inducing actions #so with all of that taken into account being out in the town is really not that safe for loop #they could be very easily mistaken for a sadness and boom. no star. sorry smb got them with an axe to the head #that is if they're outside of vaugarde that is #i think vaugardians would be more likely to try to establish contact and then assume that loop just got some #sickass bodycraft going #not everyone would be that friendly but still #(they cannot catch a break it's either death threats or vaugardians trying to flirt with them cuz they're sooo unique and exiting)#(jk the flirting would go right over loop's head)#(they just think the world wants them dead)

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yourangle-yuordevil · 3 months

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Crowley, the Snake of Ithaca when he was just… Bildad from Ithaca 🐐 He stole one (1) goat from all his different neighbors so that they'd think it would have been eaten by wolves (if only one is missing is not such a big deal, right?), and it worked! He ended up having one of the biggest herds of goats for free. Athena was like… damn bitch, that was smart. Blessed 👌✨

#The Snake of Ithaca #Ancient greek au #good omens #crowley #goats!!!#We considered leaving Crawly as name for Crowley before he lost his memory #but then we tought Bildad would be more funny as he was raising goats in Ithaca (the land of stones and goats xD #Bildad from Ithaca has the same vibes as Angel Crowley look at him so happy so full of hope and wonder #He's gonna be destroyed by The Plot™#tag in italiano del giorno: capre che urlano #baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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puppetmaster13u · 4 months

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Meme Prompt 11

A three-way crossover this time

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x marvel #danny phantom crossover #dc crossover #marvel crossover #liminal batfam #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #cryptid batman #spirit halloween #Danny went to medschool & that's how he and Bruce first met #He is not the ghost king #he is Clockwork's son though #The Time Stone is technically Clockwork's missing eye #As the new Ancient of Space Danny has also now lost an eye #Yes Danny is recovering from such things & is very displeased #He wasn't able to be summoned so the summoning picked up the others around him #He is Not Pleased (Nor is Alfred Happy & he's single-handedly taking care of Gotham)#Tony just wants this shit to Stop for five seconds #Yes this interrupted what would eventually be the beginning of Civil War #Yes the entire Batfamily look very uncanny valley even when tryin to be human #Gotham is all pretty ecto-contaminated so their normal is skewed lol #I need you to know that all the batkids are kids thx to dead bodies not aging & liminals aging way slower than normal humans #Yes they are all in-progress Halfas #Save for Jason Bruce & Cass who have become full Halfas #I also need you to know this is Battinson lookin Bruce #memes #meme

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daeyumi · 1 year

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Spiritbond ✨🔮💫

[Linktober 4: Sage]

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paimonial-rage · 22 days

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“what part of ‘I want you, and only you’ do you not understand?” - aether

requested by @andromeda-nova-writing

“I’m just saying that there are better people than me,” you replied lightly. “It’s not like you need me on your team.”

And truly, you weren’t exaggerating. Aether had many friends, after all, many powerful ones. Some of them excelled in fighting, while others had the ability to heal. Some gave powerful shields, while others could make the team stronger. While you had your own utilities, you knew the truth. You paled in comparison to the rest. There was no point in keeping you around.

Aether sighed.

“And I’m saying I want you around anyway. You know, not everything about adventuring is having the best team.”

It was your turn to sigh. This wasn’t a topic you normally brought up. You didn’t want to be a downer on the team, after all. But after Paimon had gone off with Sucrose to check on the modified sunsiettas leaving you behind with Aether, the subject found itself coaxed to your lips.

Did Aether realize how popular he was, you wondered. It seemed like everybody was vying to have just a moment of his time. Whenever he met up with a friend he hadn’t seen in a while, three out of four times they’d throw a party. And there you were, always awkwardly tagging along. Though nobody was ever jealous of you, you always felt bad. It felt as if you were coveting him all to yourself.

Though you never asked, words could not describe how much you wished to know why he kept you near. Did he feel bad for you because you didn’t have a great number of friends? Or did he like your combat abilities, meager though they were? At one point, you thought it was due to how well you knew the terrain, but he took you to many different nations since then.

“I know that,” you mumbled. “It’s just… There are many people that want to spend time with you. You don’t need to ask me to tag along all the time…”

Aether clutched his chest in mock hurt.

“I didn’t know you hated spending time with me that much!” He exclaimed dramatically.

You panicked.

“Hey! Don’t put words in my mouth!” You shot back. “I just– Gods, you just don’t get it!”

Turning up your nose, you pouted. Of course he had to joke about it. He didn’t understand your feelings at all. But when you peeked at him, a look of exasperation had taken hold of his face.

“No, I don’t think you get it,” he began as he crossed his arms over his chest. “What part of ‘I want you, and only you’ do you not understand?”

Your heart stopped as you felt your face heat.

“Wh-What– I– How can you say that so easily!?” You squeaked as you covered your face.

He shrugged.

“It’s the truth. I’ll say it as many times as I need to. Accept it.”

You groaned.

“I refuse.”

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #my writing #request #aether #aether x reader #andromeda-nova-writing #tbh this has been done since may HAHA #but i didnt want to post it alone #i thought aether would be a good pick for this line because like....#he's like a rolling stone #he makes so many friends but never stays #i can see how thatd make someone feel insecure

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hiding-under-the-willow · 9 months

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Late night phone calls on long distance assignments

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic movie #agent stone #dr robotnik #stobotnik #stone is robotnik's government assigned babysitter for the vast majority of the year. but on the odd occasion that he gets pulled away #he makes a point of staying in touch #meanwhile robotnik takes the brief lack of supervision to work himself half to death on some insane project #that Stone probably would have let him get away with building anyways. to the detriment of the general populace's well being.#so he ends up falling asleep on call every time

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keferon · 1 month

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If it's not too much to ask, what would Megatron's origin be then?

Ooohhhhehe I love this one.

Megatron is Dredge, a living stone statue or stone giant. Living in the far future. Not as far as Brainstorm, but in the future.

He gets a medical degree, suffers sleepless nights before an exam, and writes poetry. The regular mechs treat him with a little wariness, but no more than that. Overt oppression of monsters is long past, thanks to the efforts of Orion and many other mechs.

Megatron has never and will never meet Orion Pax, but he can see him if he looks at illustrations in historical articles.

#maccadam #monster hunter au #megatron #Orion dies for his ideas at some point in history #so #Megatron never gets a chance to meet him #But thanks to Orion’s efforts Megatron can live a happy free life #in the past he would be forced to live underground and either hide from mechs or work for them #because Stone giants were known as ‘stupid and dangerous creatures’#but in the future #he just studying in med school and writing poetry

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dirt-str1der · 3 months

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They made hyoga look so much cooler in the anime hes just standing there , in the manga theyre all dripping wet and bedraggled and senku is dying as usual

#Dr stone #isnt it cute that he was holding onto tsukasa for dear life for that whole sequence .....#after hearing his name called so weakly im sure he would not have let go of tsukasa come hell or high water ... he was covering his wound #with such a shaky hand like he was so fucking stressed out but he couldnt let tsukasa be swept away from him he had to keep both their head #afloat the whole time they were fighting against the current and tsukasa is also twice his size and complete dead weight #ALSO HANG ON WAIT I JUST REALISED SOMETHING #HYOGA... wanted to get senku alone to talk to him but he attacked tsuaksa ... and when hyoga wanted to hit tsukasa he attacked mirai #thats scary because he immediately identified that theyre ride or die together ... hyoga is the original tsukasen shipper #hes like oh you guys love each other ? Well that makes it easier for me #also this was the first time i noticed he wears short shorts and leather thigh high boots. omg slay queen where did you get your boots !#they wanted to make him a classic withdrawn coolguy with a samurai-esque work ethic but actually hes mega camp and a sweety (killed someone

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quixot1sm · 2 months

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