#he’s a little bratty

[bookiedoodles]

I held off on drawing Yuichi for SO LONG cause I was too scared to draw him…. Now he is my muse. I adore drawing this goofy fur ball

[for-those-who-wait]

He got his PS5 taken away, what a loser

[marshmallowdarling]

Retired Knight! Simon is the last person to come around to the thought of you (surprise surprise). Because like these are his boys, who are you to come in and try and steal them away? 

Very much jealous and possessive and the other men eat that shit up! Wrapping his arm around his captains waist when you come into the room, throwing an arm around Johnny’s shoulder while he makes you all breakfast (because everyone needs to eat including you and even though he doesn’t like the idea of you he doesn’t hate you), pressing himself into Kyle’s back while Kyle washes the dishes. Just little things that silently say ‘he’s mine’. 

But again, he doesn’t hate you as much as he loathes the king throwing you into their home and in a way he pity’s you. Having to be a ‘spouse’ for their general who already has three boys at his side, a loveless marriage and having to be the ‘other person’. 

He watches you, at first he didn’t mean to. Habits from the army were hard to break and patrolling their home was a way to soothe his nerves and drain his energy so he wasn’t itching to do something, and he sees you trying to tend to the few animals John got as a present. Key word is ‘trying’ because bless your heart you have never really taken care of barn animals, seen then yes and touched one once or twice but actually tended to one? You thought you had an idea on how to take care of them but that gets thrown out of the window when you try but you don’t want to ask the boys because how hard is it? And you really want to prove you can be useful… 

So, he watches and watches. Watches as you try to haul some hay over to the horse and almost throw out your back. He watches as you try to carry a bucket that seems manageable, but you can barely even lift it an inch from the ground, waddling with it swinging everywhere and needing to set it on the ground for a few seconds after a few feet before trying again and then stopping and then trying again and then stopping and then trying-

And he watched with a raised brow from under his mask when he sees you happily feed the cows some melon, patting their short fur… until another cow’s big wet tongue laves over your hands, and another cows large tongue curls around your shirt- and by the end you’re a wet, sticky mess. 

After watching you for a while he decides he should try to help, not because he likes you but because everyone needs to start somewhere right? And watching you every day failing was painful but you did surprise him when each time you would get back up and dust yourself off…. Even when sometimes you had a little cry or swear before you got up, but you still got up and every time a hint of respect flashed in him. 

He gets to the small barn before you do, knowing your routine from watching you almost every day for a month. When you get there and are rightfully confused he doesn’t say anything for a bit before picking up one of the two buckets on the floor next to your feet, the one with most amount of stuff, before wordlessly showing you how to hold it properly and feed the cows. He doesn’t even ask you to do anything, just letting you stay near the second bucket and after a few minutes when you do get the hint he just gives you a little nod. 

Each day after starts like that, until Kyle realises what’s happening and comes around with a nice cuppa for the both of you while you work in the early mornings. 

But Simon still doesn’t like you, he just tolerates your presents. It’s what he says anyways when Kyle teases him about it while under him, but Simon just grunts and buries his feeling while putting the brat under him in his place. 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW DO WE LIKE?!?! I'm sorry for dropping but my family is going THROUGH it right now but here's a little peaky peak into my brain lmao

Tag List (omg mom look I made it); @sheep-from-rad , @aldis-nuts , @reap3erslov3 , @pasanau4

[saturnniidae]

Lying to myself everytime Hiccup sends a terror mail in Rtte. Idc about coloration differences, it is Sharpshot. Sharpshot didn't just disappear after Dob.

Hiccup still has him, and loves him, and takes care of him. And he sits on Toothless' head and they play together sometimes but also have an incredibly one-sided rivalry centered around trying to impress Hiccup. And he bothers Hiccup while he's working because he likes laying on his desk like a cat. And for all the shit he gives them, he loves Hiccup and Toothless so much and they're like a little family. He's still there guys he's just chilling in Toothless' saddlebag most of the time.

The series may have forgotten about Sharpshot, but I have not. He is still there and so are all the other dragon riders' trained terrors.

[skitskatdacat63]

Vettonso complaining about each other not respecting schrondinger's track limits on the radio compilation + Seb's commentary that made me a bit feral

Must include these sexy ass pics okay, it makes me feral how hard they race each other.

Also SO upset that we got this vid and there's also pictures(and presumably a vid out there somewhere) of Fernando, back then, ALSO debriefing this race. And yet we never got them together?????? Evil. Fucked up.

Imagine seeing them complaining about each other but also having to (begrudgingly if you're Fernando) compliment each other IN FRONT of each other. Maybe its a good thing it doesn't exist, bcs then I'd have a heart attack.

[akelafang]

Merlin jokingly calls Arthur a good boy and Arthur just short circuits as he discovers a kink he didn't know he had. Merlin notices and gleefully uses this against Arthur, in more ways than one

[livelaughlovesubs]

CATAGELOPHILIA??? CATAGELOPHILIA??

“Catagelophilia is the sexual arousal from being humiliated, ridiculed, or made fun of in private or public”

OMG A CONFIRMED SUB CHARACTER??? OR AT LEAST SWITCH?? AND HE’S CUTE!!!!

[ryuichifoxe]

The energy I'm hoping to bring to the Crow/Crow table ngl

[ingravinoveritas]

Inspired by @cloud-based-and-rainpilled: Michael and David being jealous of the other one receiving attention from someone else.

| 2019 vs. 2023.

[bougiebutchbinch]

Why will you only do Top Logan and Bottom Wade? Not a criticism, just a genuine question out of curiosity /np

Personal preference, mostly? :shrug: But also there somehow isn't enough of it, despite Wade basically begging to be fucked the entire film and shouting constantly to the world that he's the bottomiest bottom to ever bottom!

Plus, as a trans person, I am very attached to the headcanon of stone!top trans Wolvie. He means a lot to me and I'm shamelessly projecting a lot onto him~ There is precisely 0 stone!top trans!masc representation out there, even in fandom. A lot of the time when a character is widely headcanoned as trans, a lot of assumptions are made about that which really rub me the wrong way.... so I've kinda latched onto his character to an embarrassing degree, and don't wanna interact with any sort of content that contradicts My Read, y'know?

Ship what you want, how you want, etc., and I shall do the same! But please respect my boundaries on my blog.

[solargeist]

Xelqua, God child, can destroy the server if he wanted to and rewrite history….. throws a tantrum over Grian giving him the wrong cup at dinner

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Elim Garak: fucking around vs finding out

[orangesodaslays]

Pov: You're a cop

[jimmyspades]

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

thinking evil thoughts (best friend’s brother trope)

[grogumaximus]