#he's a crab guys 😍

[zelda-supremacy]

NEW CRAB ZORA OC!!! I love him so much his name is Zeffrim

I was gonna wait until I finished my other Zora oc but I couldn't wait to post him, I got so excited 😭

[whyse7vn]

SEVEN -

[ ot7 x reader ]

sevendaysafreak

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tae: we are watching jungkook slowly become alpha

namjoon: can you be normal today

jk: do you really mean that bro…

tae: with all my heart..

oh my god i’m tearing up

this is what being a real man is about

jimin: begging for pussy??

jk: I DID NOT BEG??

hobi: you harassed that poor woman for a whole week

yoongi: all for a hand hold

y/n: crazy!

tae: okay??

but it was literally real as fuck so does it matter??

jimin: it was real fucking sad

jin: personally if i was her i would of called the police like sexual harassment hello???

yoongi: right

namjoon: it was a great song jungkook

jk: > //// <

i’m blushing

that was me blushing

and i giggled a little

smiling rn

hehehehehe

namjoon: a thank you would of done it

jk: thank u >.<

jimin: she should of punched him

jin: was there need for an explicit version like??

we got the point the first time

i didn’t need to hear how horny you were for a second time

hobi: he just wanted to swear

tae: no he’s just real as fuck you wouldn’t get it

jk: real as fuck

yoongi: ig it was real as fuck for jungkook

he begs for pussy on a daily

jk: proof?

hobi: by bts

y/n: i’ll leak our dms

jk: DON’T DON’T DON’T

i’m sowyy 😣

jimin: i’m gonna punch him

hobi: fucking seven days a week doesn’t seem right

is that not how you get an std?

jk: no?

yoongi: is that not when you fuck multiple people?

y/n: you fuck multiple people jk?

jk: NO?????

jimin: why is ur no a question

hobi: suspicious

jin: jungkook has crabs

tae: that’s a real man disease

y/n: that’s gross

jk: i’m real

jimin: real itchy

namjoon: can we not talk about stds pls

y/n: i bet jay park has a couple of those

jk: ???

jimin: REALLLL

jin: that’s why him and jk are friends bonded over the burn

jk: i’m not his friend anymore

y/n: character development okay!!!

yoongi: was that bcs he stole from you?

jk: stop talking to me rn

jimin: OMG GUYS

yk i had the worst dream ever yesterday tae was in it

tae: and?

jimin: wdym and

tae: i hope you die

namjoon: pls don’t wish death upon people tae

jimin: yeah tae

tae: all of you can fucking die idc!!!

not jungkook tho he real as fuck

y/n: say real as fuck one more time and i’ll snap ur neck

jin: hot asf

yoongi: ew?

tae: nobody wants to see us winning jk it’s sad 😞

jk: i’m sobbing 💔💔😞😞💔💔

tae: they literally told us to kill ourselves

namjoon: literally no one said that

jimin: in fact YOU said you hope i die

jk: he could of meant by natural causes

tae: right i would never tell you to kill ur self that’s sick and evil

yoongi: kys

tae: ur not going to heaven

yoongi: aw man 🙁

hobi: what if we put tae in the electric chair

jin: what if we put tae and jungkook in the electric chair

jk: wtf ☹️

tae: i could easily survive the electric chair it would feel good to me actually

y/n: i’ve been telling you guys for years we need to lock them up

do you actually read the bullshit they say on a daily it’s actually insane they need help

like professional help

jk: i didn’t even say anything

jimin: you don’t need to

we just know

namjoon: i agree

we could send them to a camp

or something

tae: why are you talking about us like we’re not RIGHT here

jungkook get them omg

jk: i can’t go to camp

too much raw air exposure is bad for my skin

and i have a dentist appointment soon

yoongi: raw air?

jin: how soon is ur appointment?

jk: so soon that i can’t go to camp

tae: JUNGKOOK STAND UR GROUND

WE WILL NOT BE PUSHED AROUND

REPEAT AFTER ME

WE WILL NOT BE PUSHED AROUND

namjoon: tae shut up

y/n: right

tae: i liked it better when you guys just ignored me in this gc

now all you do is be mean

jimin: maybe u deserve it

*you definitely deserve it

hobi: stop talking then idk

yoongi: i will gladly ignore you again

jk: i love you tae i’ll listen to you talk

jin: jungkook the biggest dick rider ever

tae: he’s my little dick rider 🥰😍❤️

hobi: yeah definitely stop talking

namjoon: okay!

y/n: oh my god

jimin: ???

yoongi: um

jin: this is what seven was really about

jk: bro..

tae: lol

jimin: you're really gorgeous i would deadass fight 3 mountain lions in a mcdonald's handicap bathroom stall with my hands tied behind my back and my only weapon is a shake weight glued to my forehead just to get a chance to get to know you and take u out tbh

jin: nurse he’s out again

jimin: wrong chat lol

tae: and you wanna put ME in the electric chair

ur all out of ur minds

namjoon: you were gonna send that to someone????

jimin: is it bad?

y/n: so unbelievably bad

jk: blushing

yoongi: wow

tae: yikes

hobi: bts never beating the rizzless allegations

y/n: who were you gonna send that too?

jk: was it me?

yoongi: that was flirting?

jin: probably the notes app

jimin: no one

jin: told you

notes app.

jk: it wasn’t me?

tae: i’ll be nice and give you some better lines jimin dw

jimin: the only lines you have are of coke

tae: nvm fuck you stay bitchless

namjoon: leave jimin alone

jimin: right leave me alone

namjoon: he’ll open up in his own time

jimin: i fucking won’t

you guys deserve to know NOTHING about me

yoongi: okay don’t care kys

jimin: i have a crush

jin: i’m hungry

hobi: is this the same crush you talked about like 4 weeks ago??

jk: on me?

sorry jimin i’m already in love with someone else

yoongi: didn’t ask

jk: i won’t tell you who it is it’s a secret

namjoon: a secret from who??

jk: what does that mean…

namjoon: don’t we all know…

jin: i SAID i’m hungry

jimin: all you do is eat like omg??

get a job or something??????

jin: i have a job

i serve face for a living i would suggest you look into it since you have so much free time to BULLY and HARASS others but with a face like urs idk if you’ll make the cut

y/n: wow

jimin: i’m not reading all that 💀

y/n: never use that emoji again ew

jimin: 💀💀💀💀💀

y/n: this is why whoever ur trying to rizz up probably thinks ur a loser

yoongi: is it taemin again?

tae: ew you run back to taemin every 4 months it’s kinda embarrassing

jimin: taehyung you actually need to shut ur mouth

breathing the same air as you is embarrassing

and at least i have someone to run back to you are actually genuinely bitchless

tae: u are taemin’s bitch

so technically ur as bitchless

yoongi: gay

jk: don’t be a homocrome

namjoon: stop talking

jimin: it’s not even taemin so shut the hell up

i’m not talking about this anymore

moving on

hobi: what is your mbti guys

jk: physical touch

namjoon: that wasn’t the question

y/n: just say ur horny and go omg

jin: don’t

seven was actually enough

i will hear NO more about jungkooks sex life

everything i have learnt has been without my consent

my lawyers will be in touch

jk: my lawyers are ur lawyers

jin: not anymore

jk: omg…

hobi: oh my oh my god

namjoon: jin stop facetiming me i’m not answering

jin: pls joon pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

namjoon: i’m not sitting there for you to look at urself in the camera for an hour

i have things to do

jimin: that sounds like very jobless behaviour to me tbh

jin: you can’t be ugly and jealous pls pick a struggle

tae: and rizzless

hobi: i know ur not talking…

tae: ????

hobi: tae i need you to do some self reflection

tae: okay?

i’m hot as fuck

cool as fuck

and real as fuck

i feel well reflected ty for suggesting that hoseok

y/n: i told you i’m gonna snap ur neck if you said that again

start running

jin: coming to watch 🥰

[goatcheesecak3]

Could you possibly write something small about a beach date with Rodrick 😍

Rodrick x reader

Sorry this took so long! Me mam tried to sell me to one direction so I was slightly preoccupied 🙄

Anyways enough jibber jabber, here's a lil fluff about a beach date with Rodrick :^)

The heffleys had invited you on a trip to the beach, since you and Rodrick had been together for some time now, it was pretty much routine for you to come along to family events at this point.

You and Rodrick drove in his van separately from everyone else, truth be told, you were relieved. You loved the heffleys but you weren't so keen on the music they played in the car.

"You excited babe?" Rodrick turned to look at you

"Can't wait! I was looking up the beach on Google, there's quite a few rock pools so we might see some cool sealife!"

Rodrick's face lit up at this

"Like a crab?!" He asked

"Yes honey, like a crab" you smiled at your easily amused boyfriend.

"Awesome. I fucking love crabs" he said.

Upon arrival Susan and Frank were happy to see the pair of you, they both approached to greet you, when seemingly out of nowhere Greg appeared, flinging his arms around you.

"Hey lil dude! Nice to see you" You beamed down at him

"Great to see you too! I've got all the stuff set up!" He replied excitedly

You were confused for a second, before looking just past him and seeing an abundance of different sized buckets and spades. You finally remembered, last time you'd seen the Heffleys you'd promised Greg you'd be on his team against Rodrick for a sandcastle building competition.

"Rodrick I love you, but you are so going down" you said, playfully poking him in the ribs before running off to the equipment with Greg.

"Hey no fair! You guys don't get a head start!" He called after the two of you.

The sandcastle competition was definitely pretty tense, you and Greg had opted for a "bigger = better" strategy, and had come up with a 3 storey castle.

Rodrick's, while much smaller, was more detail oriented. He'd decorated it with little stones, and even carved out little battlements.

When the time was up, the three of you went to get Susan and Frank to judge, but when you'd returned only one castle was left.  It would appear that Manny had decided that Rodrick's Castle was the perfect race course for one of his toy trucks, and in the few seconds you were all gone, he'd reduced it to rubble.

"Ha! We won!" Greg jeered.

You looked at Rodrick, who seemed genuinely disappointed.

"Aw baby," you stroked his arm, "I think your castle was Manny's favourite at least"

He smiled slightly at this, but still seemed slightly miffed that all his hard work was ruined.

Never mind, you knew exactly how to cheer him up

"How about we go check out those rock pools?" You asked.

Rodrick grinned excitedly, immediately forgetting about the sand castle, "oh yeah! I hope we see something cool!" He beamed, grabbing your hand and eagerly pulling you in the direction of the rocks.

You carefully climbed onto the glistening wet rocks, made just that bit more treacherous by the odd bit of seaweed and sharp barnacles. You held onto Rodrick tightly, fearing that his clumsy self would slip and accidentally keelhaul himself.

(A/n if you don't know what keelhaulling is, look it up at your own risk. It's pretty gnarly).

"What are those things?" Rodrick asked curiously, pointing towards tufts of purple sticking out from the sides of the rock pools.

"Sea anemones! Be really gentle and touch them, see what happens" you encouraged him.

Rodrick looked slightly nervous, but he trusted you. He dipped his finger into the shallow water and felt the tiny tentacles grip his finger. He giggled high pitch and very amused, before pulling his hand away and shaking it dry.

"It was like, sticky?" He said

You laughed at his reaction, he was adorable when he was confused.

"That was it trying to eat you! It thought your finger was a little fish!"

"Really?!"

"Mhm"

"That's so funny," he bent down to look at the anemone, "you're no match for me little bro" he said cockily.

You were unsure as to whether he was joking, or if he was genuinely proud of not being eaten by a gelatinous blob the size of a penny. Probably the latter, knowing Rodrick, but either way you find it endearing.

You spent quite a while trapesing around the rock pools, Rodrick seemingly fascinated by everything- particularly the little clusters of sea snails. He likened their pointy shells to his studded bracelet, affectionately giving them the title of "most metal animal he'd seen all day". His day was made, however, when you called him over to a tiny pool right at the edge of the rocks.

"Baby, come quick!"

He rushed over, abandoning the clump of seaweed he'd been popping like bubblewrap, and turned his attention towards what you'd been pointing at.

There, nestled inbetween a few tufts of seaweed, sat the tiniest little crab, it's body not much bigger than the tip of a pinky finger. As Rodrick kneeled down to get a closer look, his face was graced with a wide, goofy smile. He looked between you and the crab for a few seconds, before blurting out "it's a little baby!", his voice high and girlish.

You let out a chuckle at this, watching your boyfriend's eyes grow in amazement and glee at the sight of such a small crab. His attention was fixed to it for as long as it sat there, until the crab must have decided that staring back at the squealing Rodrick had become tedious, and scuttled away under some pebbles.

Rodrick finally stood once again, and reached out to hold your hands.

"That was so cool," he said, his eyes twinkling and his smile somehow even more loveable than ever.

"You're so cute," you replied, unable to contain your adoration any longer. You placed your arms over his shoulders, while instinctively, Rodrick held your waist.

You leaned in and planted a delicate kiss on his lips. Sometimes it was hard to remember he was a hardcore punk guy with a big beat up van, and an affinity for moshing. At times like this, all you saw was an innocent, precious sweetheart. You just wanted to hold his face and pepper it with gentle kisses, while showering him with compliments like "my handsome boy," and "you're the cutest thing in the whole world". You probably would later, but not right now. He'd never live it down if his family saw him being such a big softie.

You allowed yourself to get lost in his big brown eyes for a moment longer, before you heard Frank calling the two of you to come and get some food.

I love you, you thought to yourself as Rodrick carefully guided you down the rocks. As if he could read your mind, he threw an arm round your shoulder and whispered in your ear

"I love you, y/n"

A/n requests are open! I write hcs and short fics for a couple characters, check my pinned post for details! :^)

(Pls request something I need ideas lol)

[lawsvalentine]

Where They Take You On a Date • OP Men HC• (SFW)

Fem!reader

CW: Lots of Fluff, kissing, slightly suggestive

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, Law,

Cee’s Note: This literally made me so happy writing this. They are all so 😍 anyways hope y’all enjoy

Luffy

Fair Date

The island that the Sunny was currently docked at had a local fair that Luffy couldn’t wait to take you to.

Be prepared to be dragged on every single ride there. If he sees you’re nervous or scared he will hold your hand and give you his famous grin.

“Don’t be scared Y/N, I got you”

As much as he loves riding rides, he loves the fair food even more. He will literally splurge all the money on fair food shdjdj

He catches you glancing at a cute stuffed animal that was on display at one of the fair game booths. He was determined to win you that stuffed animal at all costs. When he did, he gave you it, earning him a kiss on the cheek.

The last ride you two went on was the ferris wheel. Once you guys make it to the top, you get nervous being so high up. Luffy once again comforts you only this time, he presses his lips against yours.

Your nerves vanish and all your focus was how good his lips felt on you. As the kiss deepened, you felt his hand go up your skirt. Good thing you two were so high up, where no one could see what occurred next 🤭

Zoro

Dinner/bar date

Zoro is a simple man. He usually prefers just quality time with you on the ship whether it’s training together or taking naps on the deck. However, you guys been dating for a while and he decided to take you out on a real date.

He took you to this fancy restaurant that Nami and Robin suggested when he had asked them for advice.

The menu was filled with food you two have never heard of sgdjdj

“How the hell do you even pronounce that?”

You found it sweet that Zoro was trying hard to make this date special but you could tell this was not him.

He was relieved when you suggested to leave the restaurant and go to a bar instead.

The night was filled with laughs as you both got absolutely hammered at that bar

You two may or may not have ended up making out and getting frisky in the bar’s bathroom 👀

Sanji

Picnic date

Ok let’s be real, this man already caters to your every needs on the regular. But today was a special day, it was your anniversary.

Sanji decided to convince the crew to ditch the ship for the day so that you guys would be alone.

He set up a surprise picnic date for you on the deck of the ship. Rose petals were littered all around the blanket. The spread was filled with all your favorite foods and desserts and your favorite wine.

You were in awe at the display and almost teared up at the sight. You told Sanji he didn’t have to do all this for you.

“Nothing but the best for my beautiful angel”

After you guys finished eating, he had given you a small box with a bow on top. Inside was a necklace with his name on it.

Let’s just say you decided to give him his anniversary present right there and then instead of waiting for the bedroom 😉

Usopp

Beach date

Usopp decides to take advantage of the warm sun and plan a beach day with you.

Usopp is playful so your beach day is filled with you chasing each other on the sand and splashing water at each other in the water

You thought it would be funny to bury his body in sand which resulted in him making up a bunch of lies not to do it.

“Sorry Y/N, I happen to have a condition that prevents me from being buried in sand or i’ll die. Hahaha”

He eventually gives in and lets you because you gave him a cute pout. Everything was fine until a crab crawled on top of him and he started freaking out sgdjdj

While you guys were swimming in the water, Usopp grabs you by the waist to come closer to him. You wrap your arms around his neck and wrap your legs around him. His hands hold you up by your thighs as he leans in to give you a deep kiss.

He brings one hand to your bikini bra strap and starts to slip it down. As much as he likes you in your bikini, he would rather have it off 👀

Law

Night stroll date

Like Zoro, Law is another one who enjoys the simple things and isn’t big on grand gestures.

Today you wanted to go out instead of being in his office, but Law kept shooing you away saying he was busy with work.

It was evening now and he felt guilty for ignoring you all day, so he decided to make it up to you.

“Y/N-ya, come walk with me”

The town you guys were docked at was known for having the prettiest city lights and night life.

He held your hand as you two walked through the town checking out the scenery.

While you gazed at the lights, Law couldn’t help but admire you. Yeah the lights were pretty, but he thought you were more beautiful.

His arm wrapped around your waist giving it a slight squeeze, causing you too look up at him. The look on his face you knew all too well.

Let’s just say your walk was cut short for obvious reasons 😏

[pucksandpower]

Can we get more Seb and Wife readers insta AUs please!!! It was great ❤️

Sebastian Vettel x wife!Reader - Instagram AU

sebastianvettel

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sebastianvettel racing has been my life for 32 years. for much of that time it was the only thing i lived for and the reason i woke up every morning. but all of that has changed and i do not want to miss another second of my life off track. it is time to spend each day by my wife’s side and to savor every moment with our newly growing family. so I am announcing my retirement from formula 1. i know that i have left my mark on motorsport just as it has left its mark on me. in my heart, i will never be far from the sport and the amazing people in it

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ynvettel the two of us love you more than you will ever know

redbullracing thank you for the great times! 🙌 and the 4 world championships 🏆

lewishamilton ❤️

fiaformulae congratulations on an incredible career sebastian, both in and out of the car! best of luck with everything you do in the future

ynvettel

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ynvettel babymoon

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sebastianvettel mama 😍

yourbestfriend i know it’s cliche but you’re actually glowing

sebastianvettel

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sebastianvettel my biggest win yet. it overshadows every single world championship

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ynvettel wir lieben dich so sehr

*translated from German we love you so much*

landonorris 🫶

svfan4ever omg a mini seb 😭

f1fan6 i can’t believe he’s a dad

ynvettel

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ynvettel welcome to life in the vettel household

“we’re doing the little mermaid for halloween. i’m getting an ariel costume for myself and a little flounder costume for the baby. you’ll go as sebastian of course”

“really? that’s perfect! i’ll get the costume myself”

*sebastian comes down in his “costume” (aka his old gear) on halloween*

“what? i’m myself … sebastian just like you said”

this man is my husband

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sebastianvettel just saying that you should have clarified the whole sebastian being a crab part

vettelfan3 you guys are the cutest

f1fangirl9 i can’t get over the tiny flounder costume

ynvettel

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ynvettel it was supposed to be our first date night out since the baby was born but we didn’t last even half an hour before we both decided we couldn’t be away from the baby quite yet. so we went home and set up date night in the living room while the baby slept upstairs. it was perfect

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sebastianvettel ❤️

paddockgirl1 they’re the best parents 🥺

seb4ever can’t believe i’m jealous of a baby

[artaxlivs]

It's not everyday that you get excited that your friend gave you crabs but here we are! Thanks @doomcheese! I love them 😍 Here's a little drabble I wrote just for you because I think you might like creepy little creatures:

“Eddie, stop bringing me crabs.” “But they want to meet you!” Eddie says, excitedly shoving yet another tiny crab toward Steve’s face in his cupped palms. “Look how happy this little guy is!” The crab rears back, pulling itself down into a defensive position before charging a few little side steps and brandishing a claw like a little battle ax.  “Aawwww,” Eddie coos, “he’s like a tiny little barbarian!” It’s barely bigger than a quarter so Steve’s not cowed. He just sighs and points to the outcropping of rocks with their puddles of teaming tidepools.  Grumbling, Eddie takes the crab back, gently releasing it back where he found it. Steve watches him with a smile. He’d known that Eddie had never seen a beach before but his absolute joy upon discovering the tidepools had been a thing of beauty.  There’s a happy sounding squeal, much like the five year old who’d been here earlier, then Eddie is sneaking slowly around to another of the pools. Steve hears him mutter “roll for stealth.” And then he dips one hand into the pool.  When Eddie sits back up, he’s got a small octopus, no bigger than his palm, clinging to his fingers. The grin he turns toward Steve is all teeth and happiness. Steve wants to kiss him silly.  “Careful, they love shiny—“ the octopus slides off of Eddie’s hand and plops back into the water, probably nestling itself between some rocks or back into a little cave. “—things.” Steve warns too late, eyes focused on Eddie’s now empty middle finger. The skull ring missing. Throwing his head back, Eddie laughs gleefully, “So octopuses are rogues. Noted. I’ll guard my shiny bits next time.” Flashing another grin at Steve, he clamors over to the next pool like a toddler looking for trouble.

[weirdlotiel]

Ahsoka ep. 6

Hyperspace from purgill’s point of viev is beautiful.

Huyang told stories to younglings? Cute.

It’s funny how sometimes the droid understands more about “human” behavior than a jedi for example.

Sabine is hurt. (Not physically fortunately)

Although it would be nice if she was a lil bit less… focused on finding Ezra. (Although I’m not her so I don’t know how exactly she feels)

Did witches frim Dathomir really traveled to another galaxy?

Nice statues.

And a building. A temple perhaps?

Who are those standing guys? Or gals?

Oh, never mind. Witches. Of course.

Hey, missy, don’t call Sabine “it”!!!!!

Where the fuck is Ezra? Please, save your… sister or girlfriend or whatever!

Why was this galaxy forgotten? I wonder.

I do like the older fallen jedi. (I still can’t remember his name😂) He’s nice. And smart.

(Right, Baylan)

Pls, don’t make Sabine use choice… it won’t make sense.

Oh, another hudge ass ship. Yay. How did they make it?

Are stormtroopers covered in gold? What the heck?

Yo, Thrawn.

He’s just as polite as ever.

Enoch has funny face.

Sabine is a loose thread. True. She’s unpredictable.

Wait, Baylan was a general?

Hmm… why do I have a feeling Thrawn is plotting something? You know, letting Sabine just go look for Ez? But maybe it’s just prejudice speaking.

“Die well”… i like Enoch. Surprising.

“Fool’s errand” because you lied? Or because you don’t believe Ezra is alive.

Baylan, oh come on. Don’t kill them. I want to like you.😂

Ouch, Sabine lacks luck.

Oh her ride came back. It acts like a doggo. 🐕🐕🐕 (it’s called Howler? Really?) it’s so cuteeeeeeeee😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I want Sabine to adopt it.

Now that’s a funny new creature. Like a crab.

And it recognized the symbol. It knows Ezra???? (I hope so)

Ok, gonna call them tutu. (Idk why)

Baylan, what do you seek?

Tutu crabs have a village.

Ezra?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice beard.😂

Sabine, just tell the truth. Please.

He’s still the kid.

Ahsoka is coming!!!! Beware girl, they are waiting for you.

[sunnyrosewritesstuff]

Day 5- Haddotin

It was very important to include this category because I seriously love this pairing but having so many Bagginshield WIPs makes it hard for me to get into the 'mood' so to speak. But I absolutely want to have a new Haddotin WIP for you guys this year!!

This poll is for which fic you want to see updated on July 17th as part of my 7 day birthday gifts to the fans! If you are unfamiliar with my works or need a reminder, check out the links and summaries below the "read more" before you vote. Other poll information for this week can be found here.

And any fics that don't win but still collect a substantial amount of votes are eligible for a Redemption Vote on June 24th! Otherwise, thank you for your participation! 😍😁

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Never Letting Go- Assumed Dead AU; It was just supposed to be one last adventure, but it ended up being Tintin's worst nightmare as he watches Haddock be washed away in a raging river. Now he has to go back to Marlinspike to somehow pull together the shattered pieces of his heart he wasn't quite aware was Haddock's to break in the first place. (Happy Ending Tag)

The Wind That Pulls Back the Tide- Gods AU; Tintin is the god of wind who is honestly just looking for a little more independence. Instead, he stumbles upon a mystery surrounding crab cans, illegal human trade with god involvement, and the god of the sea (who coincidentally hasn't been seen in many years). If that's not enough, Tintin is fairly certain he's falling in love with a mortal sea captain named Haddock, but there might be more to the man than meets the eye.

Tossed in a Sea of Time- Time Travel AU (well sort of...); Haddock has somehow been thrust into the past right into the "Cigars of the Pharaoh" arc, throwing himself overboard when he realizes Tintin is in the sarcophagus. Events start to piece together just a little too well though which has Haddock questioning: was he really sent to the past or has he just finally unlocked the repressed memories?

The Search for Avalon- Indiana Jones AU; Tintin doesn't mention his past. Ever. Haddock has always respected this. When he receives a call about a kidnapped college professor though, Tintin jumps into action to rescue his estranged father and stumble upon the discovery of a lifetime. The mythical island of Avalon.

The Lost Unicorn and the Sea Beast- Beauty and the Beast/Pirates of the Caribbean Fusion; Tintin lives in a little seaside town always dreaming of adventure and trying his hardest to avoid Commodore Sakharine when the Professor never makes it back home. Tintin takes a crew to sail the ocean for him only to come across Captain Haddock and his cursed band of pirates. Exchanging himself for Calculus, Tintin is coerced into finding the lost unicorn to break the curse on he captain, and maybe discover he's not so bad along the way.

[jadisisbusy]

Eremin modern AU headcanons from a long-time shipper😍

• Cuddles. Every day. Any time. Usually initiated by Eren. Change my mind. 

• They try to always spend time with each other at the end of the day by cooking together, video games, movie night, or story time. Armin reading to Eren, of course. 

• Eren teaches Armin how to surf because despite loving marine life, Armin's always been afraid of going in the water because he was pinched by a crab and stung by a jelly fish when he was little. Currently has a love/hate fascination for jelly fish. 

• Armin begged Eren to grow his hair out before senior year of high school so Eren compromised by asking Armin to chop his off. Both ended up liking their new looks and kept them for quite some time. 

• Eren is secretly a huuuge softy but doesn't like showing that side to him to just anyone. Sometimes he’ll let it slide while with close friends but Armin’s seen the full extent. 

• Eren always finds new ways to address Armin. Ar, Ari, Min, bro, dude, my guy, homie, luv, beautiful, gorgeous, babe, hunny and anything that will tease Armin. Blondie because of Armin’s love for Tangled, bunny because of the time Historia dressed Armin as a slutty bunny for halloween, Minnie because Armin relates that to Minnie Mouse and cringes because of it, hot stuff because it makes Armin cringe, and cutie when Armin is getting flustered to fluster him even more. 

• In the POV that you are standing at the foot of the bed, Armin sleeps on the left side and Eren on the right. If the bed is cornered against the walls, Armin will always be on the inside because he likes curling up in small areas to sleep. Especially if he just HAS to sleep against Eren 😙 Sometimes they'll switch sides so they can sleep in eachother's scent. Usually in hot weather since physical contact is too much.

• Eren sleeps like a rock while Armin can't sleep as easy. Usually Eren doesn't wake when Armin curls up next to him which helps him sleep better. 

• Eren's a living furnace and Armin is an ice cube. He also uses Eren’s pecs as pillows. Big mommy milkers. Wait- daddy milkers..? Bah, You get it.

• Eren gets pretty bad nightmares that has him talking in his sleep. Armin always wakes him up from them and cuddles him immediately

• Both are so touchy-feely without even realizing. Armin makes sure their PDA isn't too much but they always hold hands, touch eachother's shoulders, backs, arms when they get the chance. Simple gestures like guiding each other along, pats of affirmation, and stroking their hair away from eachother's eyes. Eren never gives up the chance to wrap his arm around the blond (because he's possessive) and likes nestling into Armin's hair. Armin usually nestles in Eren's neck or chest while playing with Eren's long hair. 

• Those two are like velcro. Easy to stick together harder to pull away.

• Armin had a crush on Eren all throughout childhood but Eren was oblivious enough not to notice. Armin still wonders if Eren was lying about how oblivious he was because Armin had it bad for him and everyone and their uncle knew. But it went right over Eren's head. 

• Eren is an effortless flirt which first got Armin very flustered in the beginning of the relationship. But as years past, Armin usually assumed that flirting meant Eren forgot to do something like pay the bills or go grocery shopping and was just trying to let Armin down slowly. Armin being a huge skeptic usually askes "What did you do now?"

• While Eren finds it hard to focus in most conversations, he could listen to Armin gush about science all day long. Armin makes everything knowledgeable more retainable for Eren because of how passionately he speaks. He finds it so attractive because he wish he had the mental capacity himself to remember things as much as Armin. 

• Armin has anxiety and depression (as well as Eren) and he usually gets really worked up and worried about loosing Eren because he feels he isn't good enough with Eren quickly remedies with talks and kisses

• Eren has ADHD, depression, anxiety, and PTSD mostly from his mother passing and is often very over stimulating for Armin but they talk things through constantly.

• Eren definitely has Armin beat in being a bigger attention whore. With his mom passing in his childhood and Grisha neglecting him, he clings to Armin constantly to fill that love affection part in his life. Armin doesn't mind mostly but sometimes needs to have talks with Eren about it saying he needs some space to breathe. Especially in their honeymoon phase.

• Eren is super protective and possessive but not to the point where he controls Armin. He is just very afraid of the idea of someone trying to take Armin away from him. Armin likes the attention but sometimes needs to talk with Eren about how he needs some room to get work done. 

NSFW (or suggestive)

• Consent and constant verbal praise. Period. Eren uses the shit out of saying 'good boy.' It's a huge no-go on 'daddy' though since neither really had present father's in their life and often want to forget that.

• Eren is definitely bigger but Armin is kinda packing as well 😳

• Eren will say some of the nastiest shit to Armin in public and fluster the blond up with the straightest face. And if they've been together long enough, Armin would do the same back with a straight face. Sometimes has Eren beat. Rarely. 

• Sex drive is pretty high but you wouldn't hear that from Armin. He's pretty private about his sex life, hence why he's so shy about first getting intimate with Eren. He doesn't have the expirience like Eren does. But those two fuck like rabbits. 

• Eren's a fucking animal istg. It gives Armin such a high being underneath him when Eren's really revved up.

• Armin loves being catered to and Eren is all for it. But Armin is also very sensitive to touch yet craves it (as a result of not growing up with parents, lack of love and touch. Same with Eren). His waist, stomach, neck, and thighs are his most sensitive spots. Big list. So Eren sometimes mistakes Armin's overstimulation as discomfort. But make him feel good enough and Armin would probably beg for more. 

• Eren's scalp is super sensitive which makes's Armin's massages all the better. But sometimes Armin will use it against him and will give his hair a good tug when he wants Eren to moan or break. Other places he likes touched are his back, arms, and shoulders. 

• Eren’s obsessed with Armin’s chest and nipples which often makes it hard for Armin to go to the beach shirtless 😳

• Eren who swore he's always dom changed pretty quickly after meeting Armin. Now he's a switch (predominantly dom), or more so always has been but denied it up until Armin came along. 

• It takes a long time for Armin to comfortably warm up and loosen up during more intimate times since deep down he's a fucking freak in the sheets. He loves being controlled but super curious about dabbling in controlling someone else. And instead of Eren being appalled like Armin would of guessed, Eren supports the blond 100%. Experimentation!

• Armin has always wanted to fuck Eren but has been too shy to admit it since he is a pretty submissive person. Once Eren finds out later in the relationship, he's all for it. Turns out when being fucked, Eren's a lot more talkative and Armin gets more hyper-analytical in finding the best way to please the brunet without ruining the mood. But Eren adores his intellect so he doesn't mind. 

• The two were childhood best friends turned lovers and it helped make their sex with each other so laid back and casual when they wanted given they're already so comfortable with each other. They also had sex pretty early in their romantic relationship also because of this. 

• Armin is super flexible physically. Eren usually tries some pretty wacky positions for the fun of it but their favorites are (reverse) cowgirl and doggy. Armin would always go for reverse cowgirl because when he gets tired, he can hover himself over Eren with his back against his chest while Eren underneath him fucks him senseless. Quick change of roles instead of switching to another position and taking longer. Eren likes doggy and cowgirl because with cowgirl he can see the blond's face and doggy gives him all the power to go animal on the blond. Both can solidly agree on missionary no matter who's topping. 

• Cuddles after sex. Period. Doesn't matter how sweaty. The after care with these two... chefs kiss.

• Armin’s always been more skeptical of using sex toys since he didn’t want to make Eren feel like he wasn’t good enough and pleasuring. But Eren came to the blond first about trying fleshlights together which led to vibrators, dildos, etc.

[holy-crab-guys]

hi! i just wanted to put my knowledge about sea creatures in one place bc i love them all so very much 😍

🏳️‍⚧️he/him🏳️‍⚧️

my main: @thefatcat-13

my favorite ocean themed blog (ily bestie /p): @100-catsharks-in-ur-face

tag rules :D

any information will be under the tag #nerding out about the sea

any random things that just mention crabs will be under the tag #CRAB MENTION

here are some sea pictures and crab pictures (crabs are my favorite guys)

[whispeyrains]

Ahhhh Ambience Synesthesia 2023 trailer is out! Horse uncle fit is really hot ashdhffjl. And yay! Lumen did get a skin, and he looks beautiful 😍

.....I'm gonna pretend the Umbra in the Sand section does not exist. Except for maybe Stainless's crab. Little guy can stay cause he's cute. Gavial....someone save her from that hairstyle plz.

[playerzbaby]

Mr. Misunderstood

Astro breakdown: Cancer sun, Vigo moon, Mercury in Leo and Venus in Gemini

First off mr 6’10 is so fine!! 😍His cancer sun ☀️ makes him emotional, probably a warm person, can still have the crab 🦀 like shell where he takes a while to feel comfortable but when he does he’s probably very kind. With that Virgo moon he’s very analytical of people but mostly himself. All the hate he gets does NOT help whatsoever. He’s his worst critic, I would not want to be on his bad side because of how he would read you to filth ! His Leo Mercury is probably where his confidence lies. He speaks highly of himself to the public, he really does believe he’s that guy! Leo Mercuries are confident and have a authoritative presence when they speak and have that aura about them. He probably looks more confident than he sometimes is. It’s a protective shield! His Venus in Gemini is serial cheater, Gemini Venus gets bored so quickly it’s hilarious. He’s two faced in any relationship and loves a girl with wit and has her own thing going on; one that can hold conversations. ✨

Overall he has a chart that makes sense and he’s so fine and tall with big hands 😍 he’s really an attractive person, he just needs to show his personality more, because hiding it and staying quiet doesn’t help! Dominate this season Ben 😘😘

[im-no-jedi]

THINGS I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT HAPPENED IN THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF TBB SEASON 2:

ECHO FACEPLANTING IN THE WATER. this was the absolute BEST opening to a new season I’ve ever seen and I’m going to be thinking about it for the rest of the week 🤣🤣🤣

MY BABY GIRL OMEGA BEING BADASS AND FIGHTING OFF THOSE CRABS YESSSSSSSSSSS \o/

that dadgum smile Hunter gave Omega when they all got back on the Marauder OMFG I’m so in love with him sldkfjgslkdjfhg

PHEE FLIRTING WITH TECH. HOLY. FRICK. Jen Corbett really took one look at the fandom and went “I gotchu fam” ROFL. also ace/aro Tech confirmed yes?? at least aro I guess haha

seriously tho, I do love Phee and I REALLY hope we see her again, she’s amazing. I loved her the second she called out Hunter’s not-so-subtle face tattoo, she’s me fr 😂

them conspiring against Hunter when he was RIGHT THERE WTF GUYS COME ON 🤣

KILLJOY. WE FINALLY HAVE A CID NICKNAME FOR ECHO AND IT’S THE BEST THING EVER 😂👌🏻

the discussion about their futures and Hunter IMMEDIATELY looks at Omega no stop please my heart I love them WAAAAAAAAAAAH 😭💙

Echo confronting Hunter gave me SO much life and I support Echo 100%, while also supporting Hunter 100%, they’re both valid even though they disagree, please boys I love you both so much 🥺

Hunter being sneaky while the rest of them went for the chests was *chef’s kiss*, I love my man 🥰

WHY DID ECHO NOT RESPOND FOR THAT UNCONSCIOUS CLONE HE COULD’VE SAID SOMETHING TO WILCO BUT HE DIDN’T GAAAAAAAAAAAH

completely obsessed with the way the group was split, it mirrored the Salucami episode, and I LOVED that. Omega with the nerd bros was everything, and I love Hunter and Wrecker together as well 💙

I knew someone was gonna get injured inside that crate, but I didn’t expect them to pull a Nemik and nearly paralyze Tech wtfffffffff

speaking of, HOW THE EVER LOVING FRICK WAS THAT MAN ABLE TO WALK. he fractured his ENTIRE femur and was still able to hobble around???? BRO?????? 

the old man that they met was so sweet, I loved him and I hope they get to see him again someday 🥺

him giving Omega that kaleidoscope KILLED me, my baby girl has no idea what simple toys are, I cry 😭💔

also Tech getting to learn new perspectives about culture was AMAZING, it reminded me of the Raksis episode. they’re learning, guys! \o/

HUNTER AND WRECKER IN DOOKU’S THRONE ROOM, I SCREAMED FR. also Hunter doing his best to get the lift working, babe you’re not the nerdy one of the group, it’s ok 😂

I knew Omega was gonna go for the chest, but I wasn’t expecting a full-on Last Crusade reference??? congrats Echo on having all the best moments of this episode fr haha

Tech was SO badass fighting off those Clones with an entire fractured leg, holy frick dude. Phee knew what she was doing at you earlier LOL

WRECKER BUILDING A CANNON ON THE FLY OUT OF TANK PARTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😍😍😍

the Omega and Echo bonding moment in the Marauder 🥺💙 I wanted them to hug afterwards, but ugh, those two had my entire heart for these episodes 💙💙💙

FREAKING. RAMPART. OMFG I HATE HIM. as if I couldn’t hate him anymore than I already do. him murdering Wilco has officially solidified him as on the same level as Krell and Palpatine for me. HE MUST DIE 😡

ok that’s it, thank you for reading my fangirling✨

[shadowglens]

🐱💀👗🙏😍 for king diego too!!

ASK MEME

[ 🐱 ] does your muse have pets? did they have pets as a child? how do they feel about animals?

diego used to have a pet hermit crab when he and glenn lived together, who was obviously left behind when the outbreak started (rip to hamish the hermit crab). at hilltop, diego has his horse who’s a beautiful black and white spotted pattern, and he also loves helping out with the chickens, but he has no real pets.

[ 💀 ] has your muse gone through anything traumatic? if so, how has this trauma affected them?

on the first day of the outbreak in atlanta, when shit started hitting the fan, he and glenn had raced to the outskirts of the city to try and save diego’s family (who glenn considered his extended, second family as well). the house had been overrun and diego’s family all killed by the time they go there though, and diego was forced to watch glenn kill his little sister who had turned. that moment, of seeing her rotting body tumble to the ground, has haunted diego ever since. even eight years later, when he’s happy and settled in hilltop, he still dreams about her. these days, glenn joins her. beth sometimes too. 

his dreams are pretty crowded these days, actually. he tries not to think about it.

he also has been through most of the standard traumatic things that the group’s gone through, since he’s been with them since the start. shout out to terminus, the return to atlanta, and glenn’s death for his top three most traumatic moments with the group.

[ 👗 ] what is your muse’s fashion sense like? are they able to dress the way they want to? what would they wear in an ideal world?

diego is a plaid and dark denim guy, always has been always will be. his staples are olive green military jackets, hoodies, lace up combat boots, dark jeans, beanies, plaid button ups and black tank tops. his fashion sense was about the same before the world ended, just a bit more put together and less ... stained. also, his hair was better - he used to style it a fair bit, but had maggie chop most of it off while they were at the greene ranch.

[ 🙏 ] what does your muse need? this can be something material or something abstract.

above everything, diego needs community. he needs people. i cannot stress enough how much he would not survive without other people around him. it’s not that he’s weak or can’t defend himself, because by god he can, but he is a social person by nature and would disappear into himself without the comfort and companionship of others. he was so very lucky to have glenn at the very start, and even luckier to have rick and the group. 

[ 😍 ] does your muse believe in true love? why or why not?

yeah, he does. he’s a big believer that there’s always more than one person for each of us though, and that we’re not destined to only love one person in our lives. he’s had a few partners and loved all of them, and he loves paul just as much. not to quote sue zhao but “love is important, love is important, love is all we have” is very much how diego looks at the world.

[toru-oikawas-milkbread]

Hi Kasey! Long time no talk 😊 I have a few questions for you:

1. What is a song that never fails to make you happy?

2. What is your go to bubble tea or sushi order?

3. If you could spend a day in any anime universe, which one would it be and why?

4. Captain Squad or Setter Squad?

Hi! Good to see you here as always 💛

1: I have to say “Fantasy” by Mariah Carey. It’s such a good song, I love the beat, I love her voice, I love to daydream about Suna and Atsumu during the song. It always has me singing along no matter what kind of a mood I’m in

2: My go-to for bubble tea is always original milktea. It was the first I tried and it’s a classic and always tastes so good! Sushi wise, I love almost anything with shrimp tempura or imitation/spicy crab. All of them are so yummy. One I love is a snow crab roll 🤤

3: Because 99% of the anime that I watch is gory and I would absolutely die in all of them other than Haikyuu, I’ll go with Haikyuu 😂 but of course that isn’t the only reason. I’d love to run all over Japan and see who I can bump into. See if I can meet a pretty setter or a handsome middle blocker (*cough*Suna*cough*). Become best friends with Kindaichi and tell Kageyama he’s doing a good job. Of course give Oikawa a big hug. As a loving fangirl who he doesn’t know, could he really turn me down? Tell Iwaizumi I think he’s a great ace and praise him and tell him Oikawa isn’t the only “Pretty boy.” Meet Makki and Matsukawa and laugh at their jokes. Try not to spend every second of the day with my favorite Seijoh team and stare at Kunimi for just a second before smiling because 😳 Maybe I’d meander my way to Karasuno, see Ennoshita and tell him I think he’s a great guy and needs to stop being so hard on himself. See if I make it to Nekoma before the day ends just to stare at Kuroo for a few minutes. Of course I’d do anything to see if I could catch a glimpse of Omi’s curly hair and just wave at him. Social distancing with our beloved ace turned outside hitter. Maybe, just maybe, flirt with Terushima and see if he’d flirt back 😍 ugh, there wouldn’t be enough time in the day even if I woke up at 5 AM and sprinted everywhere, how will I visit Tendō and tell him I adore him and tell Akaashi hi???

Crisis over.

For now.

4: Pretty setter squad. Always the pretty setter squad. Oikawa with his pretty brown eyes, Atsumu with his little smirk, Kenma with his grumblings about gravity, Kageyama’s soft looking hair, Osamu in that one second (I think it’s fair to add, he’s an honorable mention), Semi who should have gotten more time, Shirabu who stole Semi’s time, Sugawara who gave up his last year so Kageyama could play because he knew he was what Karasuno needed

Okay, I’m getting emotional now 😭 why are this characters so perfect and why is that all that they are— characters 😭

[mundanesafehaven]

Haikyuu Characters thirsting over SpongeBob

CROOKEDCROWHEADS

✔Online

Y/N IS A HOE

I just found out something golden✨

SALTYASSB’TCH

what is dis bullshit again?

Y/N IS A HOE

geez calm ur balls down

SugaR Mami

Don't tell me that dis is

about spongebob again?

Noya’S POOPULAR

What's wrong with spongebob

I mean mr crab's daughter is hot asf!

BALDIES EGG

Yeah she thicccc���😏

SALTYASSB’TCH

Ur taste on women is

Unbelievable

DADCHI

I mean....

Mrs. puff tho damn mami🐡😍

SugaR Mami

Not in front of my salad

Y/N IS A HOE

Not u guys thirsting

over fishes...😏🐟

Fr tho larry the lobster?💦

ANGRY INFANT🍼

How about squidward? He's

The most relatable out of them..

CAPRISUN🍊

Yeah coz he looks exactly like u🦑

Like the attitude is on point✌���

Noya’S POOPULAR

Yeah both kags and squids

Has some kind of anger issues

For no reason

ANGRY INFANT🍼

Fuck you guys💗

Y/N

Uhhhhhh u forgot

Abt my discovery🤠

SALTYASSB’TCH

Yeah no cap who even cares?

CAPRISUN🍊

I have a discovery too!

Spongebob has holes on his body!? Can u believe that

Y/N IS A HOE

Hinata... Do u even watch spongebob?🤡

CAPRISUN🍊

I do, I'm in ep 1 already!

ANGRY INFANT🍼

Someone throw this man away

Like I don't care whoever pick him out from the trash

YAMSSSS

That's harsh... but I expected that

Y/N IS A HOE

Can u pls stfu coz I'm about

To destroy ur dreams and hope!😽

SALTYASSB’TCH

Let me guess, spongebob parents

are not sponge but literal cookies

Y/N IS A HOE

I mean its close, but still no.

Like how the hell are spongebob parents not crumbling?!

They're literally under fucking water.

YAMSSSS

That's what u call

S C I E N C E🌈

BALDIES EGG

I knew it, spongebob is

is an adopted.

SugaR Mami

❌ that's what u call dumb,like all of you!

DADCHI

Yow calm down...

SugaR Mami

I'm mad asf because why is no one talking about fcking mr crabs!

Did u see his butt? Its S U P R E M A C Y.

Emoshitty

I mean why is no one talking about Patrick?

SALTYASSB;TCH

Patrick is living in a rock

Like he's dumb as fck.

Emoshitty

Atleast he's not moody✨ and he's not always in his period like u do so stfu🙂

BALDIES EGG

Damn, enoshita mad? That's hot🤤

Y/N IS AHOE

I mean I like pink so Ilike patrick

SALTYASSB’TCH

I'm about to delete dis chat bcs

I'm lowkey scared⚰️

This thing makes me think that I'm the only normal person in here

Y/N IS A HOE

Not really considering ur obsession with dead lizards, i don't think so