Before watching Hazbin Hotel: I've never had a blorbo I've rotated in my mind
After watching Hazbin Hotel: I have a blorbo, it's Alastor the Radio Demon, and he is s p i n n i n g
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In my au Twilight, Shad, Ashei, and Ilia are all very good friends...
Except they're all either dating or pining. Ashei and Ilia are a recent couple, and Shad and Twi are very obviously pining for eachother. Hell, Shad is the reason Twi is even still taking ancient History (not that he'd admit it) and Twilight's the reason Shad no longer overworks himself as often.
Ashei and Wars are part of the same military program and both tease Twi relentlessly about his crush and Ilia joins whenever she can. She also threatens to run him over with a horse if he doesn't confess already.
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Long time no art here's Holden who I swear gets fruitier every time I draw him despite being cishet
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-Recording begins-
Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.
Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!
Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*
Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.
Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*
Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.
Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*
Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.
Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*
Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!
Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*
Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.
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happy miles edgeworth to all who celebrate
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hey after kristoph gavin planted atroquinine in a kid's favorite nailpolish, while he was spending seven long agonizing years waiting for the kid to actually poison herself, how badly do you think he pissed his dumb little blue pants when 6 years in his brother presumably out of nowhere published a song titled "atroquinine my love" and made the whole world sing it for a little while
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so we all know those AUs that Oda has drawn for when Sabo doesn't get separated from Ace and Luffy as a kid and they don't think he died? so Ace's tattoo doesn't have the crossed out 'S' in it??
which is very sweet and heart warming and all but...
this implies that Ace still just. gets a tattoo of his own name just because
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