#he's petty that his fav died

[tojjist]

telling your fwb that you're going on a date w some of my favs!

includes: Itoshi Rin, Fushiguro Toji, Jing Yuan, gojo (seperate, not in order)

summary: you tell him you're going out on a date to see his reaction. includes fem! reader insert. slightly suggestive - honestly borderline smut, some possessiveness, one mention of cheating but it's a joke

note: characters n reader have mutual feelings, mostly acknowledged. i'm thinking of making this a series so drop your fav characters please! minors, blank and ageless blogs dni

↳ITOSHI RIN

his initial reaction was to just roll his eyes at you.

"you're not funny. who would even go out with you?"

by now you're used to rin being an asshole. he's got a smart mouth and he knows what to say to get on your nerves. so you keep it to a simple, "not you, apparently," to shut him up.

and it does, for only a few minutes.

"why am I only hearing about this now?"

it's ironic how suddenly he's so in your business, unhappy with how you didn't tell him beforehand. rin tries so hard to keep himself in check, not giving you the reaction you wanted. but it devastated him; on his bed, in nothing but a pretty bra and a pair of panties, talking about some other man?

no, rin was not having it at all.

you almost snicker when he says you shouldn't be going out with 'other guys' because you two were having sex. but his argument quickly dies down when you remind him of the first rule he set when you started your nightly- and sometimes daily- sessions: "we're not exclusive"

he thinks of pushing you down the bed, getting his hands all over that pretty body of yours. you won't resist, that he's sure of, but he can't risk seeming desperate, especially not in front of you. that's pathetic.

he mumbles a few things along the lines of 'whatever' and 'let him fuck you with his micropenis'.

but rin is petty, he really is. at least when it comes to you. so he quickly turns to the silent treatment - as if he wasn't mostly silent. he wouldn't text you or respond to your calls for two whole days, which is more reaction than you would have liked. a lot more.

until you were out with some girl friends and you receive a notification.

Rin [2:34 pm]: how was the date.?

once you tell him it was a joke, and how he took your bait like a fish, it's safe to say he was less than pleased. the first thing he does is to invite you over. and as absurd as it is, he tells you to go to his place that very minute. which you don't mind too much.

rin made sure to remind you that no matter who you run to, he'll always be the only one who can please you so good. he's the only one who knows exactly how make you quiver and cry in little time. afterall, your pussy has long since been molded to remember him. aching for him every minute you wake and every second you sleep.

rin made sure you know your place. under him. no other man.

↳ SATORU GOJO

gojo knows he's lucky, he really does. no woman took him the way you do. no woman understood him the way you do. no woman excited him the way you do, in all ways a man could be excited.

so when you tell him that? it's safe to say gojo was about to burst.

of course he is. you're his girl, whether you like it or not - which you do. you can't just go to another sleazy man when you have the strongest himself wrapped around your finger. that's unfair. and your reason? because you wanted to settle? heck, he'll 'settle' for you. he just needed some more time. can't you give him that at least?

"oh? with who?" "he's not a sorcerer, i don't think you know him."

first of all, why would you assume he doesn't know anyone who isn't a sorcerer? that's rude. although he doesn't, it's still rude. and why would you even go out with a non-sorcerer? what could be so special about him that gojo can't offer?

but gojo can't let you go. call it what you want, he's not planning on letting go.

he's not a jealous man. he's the strongest, he has everything a man could want. jealousy is a feeling he's yet to meet. but now it burns in him. although gojo's eyes were ice blue, now they're burning. and the hottest fires always burn blue.

as if second instinct, he's quick to pull you onto his lap, earning a yelp and a wide-eyed look. it's enough to know he's getting what he wants. his fingers reach for that clothed, soft spot between your legs. his long fingers begin to move, slow and steady, making your hips moves softly to the rhythm he's created, begging for more fritction.

his lips ghost against your ears, not exactly touching the sensitive skin but touching it all the same.

"i don't think i know him, no. but i'll make sure you forget him. you don't need a guy like that."

↳FUSHIGURO TOJI

he stared at you for a few seconds, his gaze unreadable. toji is no fool, and he won't play your little game. especially not by your rules. toji is not bound by law, jujutsu, physical limit, or society. he won't let you mess around. not when he's so desperate to see you, albeit afraid of the commitment. not when he left his entire life, slowly becoming the perfect man so he could give you everything.

"what a silly joke. you know i'm not that dumb, don't you?"

he knows he's right when you stop for a fraction of a second, trying to contain your pretty smile. you deny, telling him that you're completely serious. you wanted a relationship, and you wanted to finally be able to be at 'peace'.

"oh really?" he quirks a brow, a look of clear amusement on his face. "that's too bad, i don't think women who cheat can find peace."

"it's just a single date, toji. i'm not cheating on him." "not yet," he flips you around so you're laying right under his bulk form. you giggle, and it confirms his suspicions further. you were just testing him. good, he'll make sure this stays just a joke.

"hmm? are you jealous, toji?" "of who?" he's quick. he's smart. and he won't let you mess around like that without getting something in return. he leans in, close to your neck. one of his hands find your waist, softly caressing the skin with calloused fingers. "we both know who you'll actually be with tonight."

↳JING YUAN

the general was in love with you. absolutely, utterly, completely in love. he couldn't admit it, not to you or to himself. but as your nights with him turned from one while you're drunk to more than he could possibly count, you infatuated him. you invaded him, corrupting his thoughts and time and feelings.

yuan wasn't sure if he was right for you, although he knew you were right for him. he didn't want to jump into a relationship he was unsure could last. yuan didn't think he could give you what you want, and you sure as hell wouldn't back down from what you deserve. that's why he admired you so much. you weren't easy. you won't allow him to bend you to his liking. you were a challenge he enjoyed.

"hmm? who's the lucky gentleman?"

jealousy was obvious, clear as day. disdain dripped from his usually sweet words. yuan was not taking the news too well, and it shows despite his soft smile.

"kaoru," you say a name he doesn't know. "do you know him?"

"i don't recall someone with such a name," he confessed, his eyes narrowing in thought. he tries but he doesn't know anyone wit that name. "is he good looking?"

you smile a little at his reaction, pleased with the jealousy he's showing. "i don't know. he's not my type, but i'm exploring options."

"what am i then? an option?" you almost snicker at the amount of petty in his question. he wants to confirm his worth, make sure that he's above comparison to you.

"don't be cruel, yuan," you give him the satisfaction of an answer. "it's not like that."

yuan tries to convince you to stay, kissing all over your neck just how you like it, reminding you who you're with and how you need not find another man because it is yuan you belong with. before he knows it it's heated, and he finds himself craving you more than ever.

"i want you," he whispers, one hand tangled in your hair and breath ragged.

"i'm yours to take, yuan."

usually, that's enough for him. but jealousy thrums in him and he pushes a little of you, his expression dark but it's not lust this time. "you're not," he breathes. his eyes study your feverish eyes. "you're going out with another man."

your eyes widen, you were so lost in him you forgot.

"shut up," you pull him towards you, mouths meeting in a lewd kiss. "it was a joke. "

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[lovefrombegonia]

I see a lot of posts in twt about "shen jiu apologists this" and "shen jiu apologists that"...

I personally would encourage SJ stans like me to be completely unapologetic about liking him. Don't be apologetic for his crimes (just like SJ is in canon storyline). Don't justify it. Never. Don't deny it. Own it.

Whenever SJ antis come at us, don't explain to them why you find SJ interesting as a character...just to piss them off a bit more LOL coz like, most of them don't genuinely wanna know why you like that character anyway. They just wanna show their moral superiority over liking a fucking fictional character. When they are shouting your fav abused a child at us, just double down and say "And he will do it again. Bitch." And then instantly block them 🫡

As for the actual SJ apologists, let me say that SJ would find it very offensive if he finds out someone is apologizing on his behalf. He is downright malicious and petty af like that. He doesn't want anyone to apologize for him. He doesn't want to apologize for anything AT ALL!! Even when he becomes a human stick. I bet he died thinking "if I get a second chance, I will make sure to kill the beast when he was a child!". Come on...

In conclusion: Don't apologize. Just enjoy. Piss antis off. Block and move on.

[soullust]

do you mind doing more cameron headcanons haha... i run the cam ask blog and honestly i've been fixated on his character ever since lmfao. loser moment because everyone else hates him </3

thanks a bunch, no pressure !!

hey, ofc!

i definitely understand, although cam's not my fav he for sure gets wayyyy too much hate. personally im more than a cameron apologist and his actions, however shitty, were completaly understandable for a kid in his situation

anyways! still i don't have many cam hc just laying around so this isn't all that easy

first id love to point you to lexical-gustatory synesthetic cameron headcanons, if you haven't seen them (not mine!!) bc that's the post that solidifed the hc in my mind

his bio dad was french and he spent the first 5-6 years of his life in france

so technically english is his second language

his bio dad died when he was like 9 and his mom remarried pretty quickly

he is an only child

refuses to laugh at ANY of charlie's jokes . bc he's petty

i ve always imagined that cameron's family - grandparents n cousins specifically - live on a farm where he spends a all his summers

he actually loves typical farm activities too

he's a cow person. he has his favorite cow friend. her name is buttercup, she has huge pretty eyes and loves listening to him rant while cuddling <3

the first car he ever drove was a farm truck when he was 15

he's a lightweight and a giggly drunk, it's jarring how laid back and in a good mood he is when drinking. like everything is funny to him

he's (unintentionally) so hilarious . like look at him

like he has such an honest face, you can always tell what he's thinking and it's histerical.

he has no idea and can't lie bc of it

can never tell if he's being flirted with. he dislikes romance in general, actually. he feels a breeze of it in the air and his flight-or-fight immediately starts going off

still he somehow he gives pretty good dating/relationship advice

only drinks coffee black. not bc he's a snob (i mean he is, a little bit), he just likes it that way. his fav is an americano with sugar

[wendytestabrat]

who each of the four boys has the closest relationship with in the group

CARTMAN: he’s closest with kyle & kenny obviously bc that’s who we see him hanging out with the most. stan is cartman’s least fav bc he isn’t all argumentative & pissy like kyle is and actually has self-respect so cartman finds him boring LOL. he also can’t use him and manipulate him easily like he does with kyle & kenny. cartman is also jealous that stan keeps kyle from him & kyle is a two faced bitch around stan. stan is the real goodie two shoe saint of the group, not kyle. kyle just pretends to care abt morality to show off in front of stan lol. so yeah kyle & kenny are more likely to go along with cartman’s schemes and do fucked up shit & have fun.

KYLE: he’s closest with stan & cartman and kenny is his least fav. which we see how kenny is always kyle’s LAST choice of who to hang out with and when him and stan are fighting he goes to cartman LOL. kenny is such a fucking afterthought to kyle he only hangs out with him if there’s no one else to hang out with or if he can use him for shit. the only reason kyle & kenny had that adventure together in the episode “jewbilee” was bc stan & cartman had their own plotlines in the other two episodes in the meteor shower trilogy lol. stan was at that party and cartman was being babysat by shelly.

STAN: yeah kyle & kenny are the only ones in the group stan gives a shit about and he STRONGLY dislikes cartman. stan is always the one in the group who tries to get cartman kicked out or get kyle & kenny to ignore him and stay away from him. whenever it’s the three of them (stan, kyle, & kenny) all being petty & doing shit behind cartman’s back & pretending not to be his friend that’s thanks to stan LOL. but that’s a whole rant i did on why stan is actually the one who dislikes cartman, not kyle. kyle just acts fake and pretends he hates cartman the most so he looks cool to stan bc stan’s more popular than him. kyle & kenny are rlly the only ones in the group who try to maintain a friendship with cartman and hang out with him one on one & stan only tolerates him to be polite & avoid drama and bc he cares about kyle and knows how obsessed kyle is with cartman lol.

KENNY: yep you guessed it he’s closest with stan & cartman (but mainly cartman) and kyle is his least fav. kenny gets along well with stan wayyyy better than kyle and agrees with him on a lot of shit and they have a lot of plotlines together. like for instance when the group split up in TFBW & “faith hilling” kenny chose stan’s side and stan was the saddest when kenny died bc he cares abt him the most. i think stan & kenny get along well and have a good friendship bc they’re both the nicer easy going unproblematic kings of the group while kyle & cartman are always throwing fists LOL. i also feel like cartman & kyle’s obnoxious rivalry and love/hate relationship over the years has forced stan & kenny to grow closer with each other bc there are a lot of moments where the two of them will leave & hang out one on one or whatever when they get sick of cartman & kyle’s bullshit when they’re fighting. & then ofc kenny likes hanging around cartman bc cartman likes to have fun like him and they are canon bffs. kenny doesn’t give a shit abt kyle bc kyle doesn’t give a shit abt him and doesn’t view him as a friend so the feeling is mutual. and bc kyle has been classist towards kenny for being poor just like cartman, but hey AT LEAST CARTMAN MAKES AN EFFORT TO HANG OUT WITH KENNY AND HAVE FUN WITH HIM

[thesunfyre4446]

You summed up my whole thoughts with how TB isn’t as good as everyone makes them out to be!!

I think it’s funny when I see TB supporters going round saying how it was wrong of Aemond to bond with Vhagar the night of Laena’s funeral when Rhaenyra and Daemon literally sleep together the same night 🙄

They question TG morals like it’s their religion but they never question or bat an eye to anything their precious TB does.

(Btw I do agree that both those things are wrong but I also think Aemond’s could be excused because he was bullied for being dragonless and maybe desperation got to him?? Idk, correct me if I’m wrong with this thought 😅)

100% agreed anon. when TB does bad things it's cool because they are the "true blood of the dragon" and can do whatever they want - but when one of those lame non-valyrian or "non-pure-blood" targs does something remotely out of line or something against their favs? nooo that's not allowed!

and if you ever try to point out that rhaenyra and daemon hooking up on laena's funeral is objectively way worse than aemond claiming her dragon then you're misogynistic :) (apparently it's ok for daemyra to disrespect laena's memory)

wrt to aemond claiming vhagar : dragons are not inherited, they are not passed down from parent to child. a dragon is not a slave! it's an intelligent creature with a mind and wants of it's own. vhagar wasn't rhaena's to claim. she's not an object. aemond didn't know laena, they literally never met. he saw an opportunity and took it. i mean, who knows if he'll ever get to see vhagar again? when baelon (her rider before laena) died she disappeared for years. he can't go to dragonstone to claim a dragon because the island belongs to rhaenyra - who's obvs not gonna let the green to claim another dragon that could be used against her. so it was one of those "now or ever" situations for aemond, and he was brave enough to go for it.

so no, i don't think that aemond was wrong for claiming vhagar but i also totally get rhaena ! because in her eyes it IS her mom's dragon - the only thing she has left from her. and now this stranger just stole it! aemond could've been kinder to rhaena, but to him to wasn't even about her, it was about finally winning against his bullies. he has the power now. no one will ever be able to bully him again. the twins came with the strongs to confront aemond, and in his eyes, it made baela and rhaena on their team. i think aemond's behavior was very normal for a 10yo boy! kids are very petty haha (i do think he would've been kinder to rhaena if the strongs weren't there),

so yeah, that's my take.

[inklessletter]

what are a few things you really want to see happen in season 5 of ST?

how about 3 things specific to steve,as a bonus?

Hi my beloved anon.

I want to genuinely understand Vecna/Henry's motives. This might sound stupid, but I don't get him. This charcter's story revolves around the fact that he feels too strong to be a limited, petty human and that he doesn't "agree" with time and life/death rules, given the fact that he's insanely powerful. But he gets to achieve that, after is fight with baby Eleven, he's sent to the Upside Down, a place with no time or life/death rules like the world he comes from, and he's turn into a whole new creature, leaving his humanity behind. He gets what he wants. So I would very much like a satisfactory explanation of why he wants to go back to Hawkins, because that's the whole plot of S4 and after how little he thinks of humans I refuse to believe that he just wants revenge against Eleven because that's not only human, that's plain basic. So please Duffers explain ?¿?¿?¿?¿

I want Nancy Wheeler to be full and whole and a l o n e. I would very much like the show to bitch slap everyone who plainly focuses on who is Nancy going to end up with when season after season she's struggling to be strong and independent and competent in everything she does, so I would very much like for her to just be happy with herself and not having people around her that makes her slow her pace.

Would very much love if writers wouldn't be afraid of finishing characters arcs by ending up in death. I'm sorry, it's not that I don't want this to happen because I love the boy with all my heart and he's by far my fav, but for example, if Steve dies his arc is complete. I won't expand the reasons because that will be for another long ass text post, but he was intended to die and they're extending the character, first because Keery's amazing performance in s1, and second because after s2 he became insanely loved and they can't afford to kill such a beloved character (like they didn't kill Hopper in s3) before the shows has a clear end.

I want Karen to do something. Anything. Also, Holly. That'd be precious. I'd love to see her team up with Joyce and bring back the powerful badass character she used to be in s1. Mommy Killer Team (that might include Steve if he's not left to his own devices).

I don't want to bring Eddie Munson back to life. I'm sorry. I know after the Steve death and this Eddie thing I may earn some unfollows but. Let him stay dead. Bring Joseph Quinn back, yes, in flashbacks or stuff, but keep Eddie dead. Don't turn the teary s4 end into a fucking prank. Please, I beg. I don't want to see the fandom all angry (again) because for two years we've been making it better with art and fanfics and headcanons and love to make justice for the Eddie's demise that the show so unashamedly delivered. Please, don't make the fandom look like clowns.

For Steve exclusively (as a bonus) I'd love to a) see him wielding the nailed bat again, b) become Max's legal big brother and c) to have a great ending.

Jesus that was long, I'm sorry.

[coeluvr]

Hello dearest!

I don't usually write messages because I have weird, shy internet anxiety, but I wanted to make an exception because compliments always motivate me to keep writing and I need u to keep writing so I can finally h*ld Vincent's h*nd!!! 😔😭🤡

This is one of the few IFs where I actually want to romance all ROs!!! Usually, I have a few I really want to romance and the rest I slog through cause completionist tendencies. But you've done a wonderful job of not only making the characters feel very alive and dynamic but also making them all appealing and attractive.

I usually always want to romance the hater because pettiness fuels me but also love angst with a kill them with kindness mc (I WILL H*LD VINCENTS H*ND OR DIE FIGHTING GOD). So, confirmed Vincent-mancer. His art? HIS EYES. HIS LIPS. PRETTY PRIVELEGE IS REAL AND ALL CRIMES ARE EXCUSED (also I really tried going into it being like he's not sad!!! But, as someone who's been in that place, while not an actual war, he definitely comes across as sad in the sense of a weariness at life and that he's struggling to fit back into his skin as pre-trauma Vincent. Artist did a 10/10 job with all the art because THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL I CREYYYY)

But the chokehold Hunter has on me? They were gonna be first because their personality is appealing to me both fictional and irl but omg everything I read I HAVE TO HAVE MORE. Like it's moved beyond I'd definitely vibe with this character and look forward to their route to i WANT TO SMOOCH THEIR PRETTY FACE OFF. So now confirmed Hunter-mancer (I actually died on the tattoo snippet on patreon is it a good or bad day to be bi?)

Helios kind of types I'm more of a 50/50 with, but obviously gotta do it for the juicy drama. But all stuff with him has just been so ??!!!???😳😳🫠 like he just leaves me more intrigued. Confirmed Helios-mancer. (The amount of times I'm gonna replay his route to try different things is actually gonna be crazy)

Soarine hot women nuff said. But also just ???!!!?!? I can't even form words. I'm so excited for more scenes with her. Confirmed Soarine-mancer. (Ma'am pls step on me respectfully and not so respectfully)

Fadiya as the official best friend (Hunter you're a bestie too but I feel bad like I'm making u choose between me and Helios :((( ) is usually one I'd keep strictly platonic. I love platonic routes as much as romance and nothing grabs me more than having a best friend character in IFs. BUT SHES SO ADORABLE. I WANNA SMOOSH HER CHEEKS. Also I feel her cause I'm that oblivious too 😭😭😭 I always appreciate ifs having the shy and bold type flirting but I need an oblivious idiot one because I'd be accidentally flirting with her like I do with all my friends without realizing I'm in love with her (and then be unable to speak to her once I realize because flirting? With people that aren't just platonic friends??? That I have feelings for????? Sounds fake). I gotta write the fanfic now (and perhaps share with u once I get over my shyness)

I really am looking forward to the next chapter! I'm so glad I subscribed on patreon too :))) keep up the good work (it also motivates me to cure my depression and post my stuff too)

💙💙💙💙💙

This is so sweet, anon 🥺 Thank you for sending me this message!!

I'm so glad all of the ROs are appealing to you! I love them all so much they're all beautiful and have so much to their stories. 🥰

Vincent's pretty privilege is insane lmao so many people folded when they saw him 😭 I guess Vincent's inner sadness seeped through because he's really okay #trust but then I probably have a wildly different definition of okay haha very low standards of living over here. He was also never trauma free lol my man just going through it. 🤭

I understand your love for Hunter!! They are just very... very. The tattoo part is one of my favs too they're so smooth with it like okay you're popular with everyone we get it 🙄 *cries to sleep*

Helios is super interesting to me because of the way he handles things and his mindset like I need to study him under a microscope. His route will definitely fulfill all your desires for drama! 🥳

Soarine hot woman. Real. She can ruin my life any day.

Fadiya is perfection and a gift from the gods because she's just so 🥹🥹 I love her to bits and she's going to be so fun to write.

Thank you for your kind words! I love these kind of messages so you're right hehe. Definitely gave me a boost! 💗

[leblancdamoiselle]

𝟏𝟒𝟑 𝟔𝟑𝟕

𝙖/𝙣. I had a lot of fun writing this one lol, so far my fav fic hahah

𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙨. Oneshot, curse words, fluff

𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜. Nakahara Chuuya x Dazai's twin sister!Reader

𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣. @chuuyasmusic (thank you for requesting this <3)

"I don't want to see you any longer," Chuuya hid his blue eyes beneath the old hat.

"Do I seem like I want to," you turned your back to him, walking away holding on to all the good times—because where to put it down?

Goodbye, Port Mafia. Goodbye, Chuuya

-four years ago

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The name Osamu Dazai and (Y/n) Dazai was erased long ago from the Port Mafia. Half of you died that day, abandoning everything to start a new life.

Abandoning, him.

Of course you are perfectly fine with how you live now; new job, new friends, new reason to live, but they say nothing will be as beautiful as your first love. Nonetheless there will always be your annoying twin brother who literally grew taller but his mentality somehow stopped growing.

All you do now is to work all day, from when the sun rises until it sets again. "Ranpo can I have five?" Your head turned to Ranpo who's desk is right beside you.

"Two," he handed two sticks of strawberry flavoured Pocky, "Why so petty, give me more," you whined,

"Can't," Ranpo said in a most teasing way possible, stuffing all of the Pocky sticks left to his mouth.

Well you ended up eating two only, since Ranpo devoured the whole box of Pocky.

Five more minutes until work is done and you have nothing left to do, "Osamu wake me up in five minutes," you made a request to the person sitting on your right which was then was replied with a hum

Guess what? Osamu left you asleep with a note taped to your head 'Do not wake me up XOXO'.

The office is dark and seems blue from the night sky poking through the window, gathering your soul as you walk out of the office building.

You look up, the moon greeted you a 'good evening' with its light. Today the moon is closer to earth.

It's still 19.55... You gaze over the time mechanic in your wrist. Your body is worn out but your heart is telling you to go somewhere. "Isn't it... My birthday today?" You murmured

How can you be surprised... it's your own birthday, how can you forgot?

Almost never, you celebrate your birthday, nor Osamu. One terrible habit that you and your twin brother share has to be; the way you always forgot your birthday—and ended up not celebrating it.

You decided to stroll around the coastal parkland, the Sugita coastal parkland—a vault of memory you cherish.

Sometimes when you sit and watch the blue water on the shore, you see something; seventeen year old you and... Chuuya.

It's closed for the night, but you are not bound by a rule, henceforth you trespass.

Here you are again, the same shore, the same sea, everything is the same, but the people you share it with is just not there.

"Can't you read the sign? It's closed ma'am."

That voice... you recognized it

Over your shoulder you sighted the person inside your mind. That stupid hat, ash blue eyes, unruly red hair, coat hanging on his hand over the shoulders. Exactly how it was five years ago.

You shift your vision back to the sea, ignoring the man behind you.

"This area is reserved by the Port Mafia, if you have no authority then you may leave,"

You chuckled at his words, "What exactly for?"

"Business," Chuuya restrained.

Maybe if you didn't left Port Mafia, you will be in the exact same spot here today, maybe you will be the one telling trespassers to leave the area.

"I'll leave in five minutes, how's that?" You negotiate,

There was no reply. Chuuya was silent and you didn't look back to check.

He is walking closer, you can feel it somehow.

"Happy birthday (Y/n)," his voice is close.

You turned your body around, he is holding a metal lighter; the lighter you left on his desk back at the Port Mafia base.

The flame flickers, as if it's dancing from the light breeze of the night.

Chuuya doesn't have enough courage to look at you in the eyes, his eyes are locked on the dancing flame.

The 'candle' dimmed as you blow.

"You're the first to wish me a happy birthday today,"

"I see... things never really change,"

Chuuya is probably the only person who remembers your birthday, even after you left the mafia; he still treasures it—he stayed up late until the clock says '00.00' to wish you a happy birthday even though it won't reach to you.

"You never wake me up again," Chuuya hinted

And after you left; he never used Corruption again. He kept his promise,

"Chuuya, promise me you will only use Corruption when I'm by your side,"

"Promise."

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Now that you're so far away, the thought of dying alone never left his mind. You were the only one who would wake him up from his nightmare, with your voice you wake him up, with your touch.

Chuuya would do anything to be seventeen again.

"Are you locked out of your apartment for the night?"

Chuuya actually surprised you. He did remember everything, he didn't change in the slightest bit.

Osamu usually would lock you out of your apartment if you were to go home late. Not that he sleeps early; it's just him messing around with you.

You ended up staying at Chuuya's place. He used to stay at a floor in the Port Mafia base, he's old enough to purchase his own mansion now.

He likes wine now, there's a wine cellar in the basement of the mansion. The books in the living are just there to please the eyes, Chuuya doesn't really read—only time to time and he has a specific taste in a book.

The jukebox, he still uses it too. The last gift from you for his eighteenth birthday. Although the jukebox is quite aged, its melody remains young and beautiful.

"A dance?" Chuuya offered his hand.

No reason to object one's invitation to dance. His arms is wrapped around your waist, the other holding yours,

Meeting your first love ever, dancing through the night getting wasted from the wine. Chuuya is the only birthday gift you want.

He was hesitant, but he didn't let the opportunity to slide, "I love you, always and forever." He hid his face from you, his forehead on your shoulder.

Chuuya gets flustered easily. "143 637," you replied.

"Things just never really change, right Chuuya?"

bonus✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

‎

The following morning you bang on the door of your apartment.

A man version of you showed up when he opens the door, "Hi sissy,"

"Hi adopted child," you greet your twin brother

"If I am adopted the you are too."

Osamu noticed a man standing beside you, out of everyone in Yokohama, it's.... CHUUYA

"Well surprise bitch, happy late-by-a-day birthday, I brought you a gift," you expressed a smug smile before sliding your way in, leaving Osamu with Chuuya.

"Where is the gift—I don't see it?" Osamu pretended to look around, "Oh there you are, why is it so small I almost can't see it," he faced down to Chuuya,

Not longer than 3 minutes since you left to change your attire. The apartment foyer had turn into a WWE Championship.

"The hell are you two doing,"

"As expected, (Y/n)'s taste in men is horrible,"

That was your last straw, you gave Osamu a smack before dragging Chuuya out.

[tariah23]

I wanna know why you're still reading JJK not because it's bad but bc I love seeing you rant about things you love

NATEjajajaaj tbh, I complain about everything I like and everything that I’ve said thus far about JJK, I still feel strongly about because I KNOW that it used to be written way better before but despite all of that, I can honestly say that I still enjoy it a ton. It’s so fun!? I can’t look away?!? I haven’t felt this way about a manga, especially a shounen of all things, in… I really don’t know (I kind of don’t like to count csm since it’s still a seinen to me…). Jjk is joining the ranks of my love for Naruto 🙈……. As absurd as that might sound, it makes me feel nostalgic despite not being that old!!!

It definitely deserves all of its praise as well and I’m not just saying this just because I’m a fan. If it didn’t, I’d definitely say otherwise. I’m glad that everyone is fucking with it! It just made the  Guinness world book of records the other day, I kind of want to throw up 😭. Knowing how Gege’s been writing the story lately, he probably doesn’t give a shit. He just wants to finish JJK as soon as possible so that he could get back to doing fuck all. Well… good for him. But, I’m genuinely glad that I got into it! The fans are annoying but that’s to be expected from a mainstream shounen unfortunately. It’s so nice ignoring them though. That’s the only way you’ll be able to enjoy something as big of a series like this tbh.

All of the characters that I’ve liked or loved never got to the point where they were written horribly like, I can say that Gege has remained pretty consistent in the characterization department, which is a plus, since whenever I get into stuff, I tend to pay a lot of attention to things like this especially. Yuuji is still Yuuji, Sukuna is still that petty old bitch, Gojo remained as silly and courageous till the very end (even tho I still wished that Gege could’ve focused more on Gojo’s trauma… it would’ve been nice to see him overcome the burden of being the apex of the jujutsu society… he was so much more than an idol and he still died believing that that was all that he was. Someone who was so far removed from humanity that he continued to tell himself that this would be all that he ever was and that even if his friends and peers truly did love and respected him, they’ll never learn to “understand,” him because he’s so much more powerful than they were. Their lives would never be the same. And he could never make any of them truly happy in the end. I really HATED THAT Gege let that man go to that DAMN airport still holding onto to his loneliness like this 😭😭😭… and then when you think back to that one scene in the story where various other characters were asked about their feelings towards Gojo, and all most of them had to say was that “he’s the strongest,” I just… :(… Obviously, he’s well respected despite his personality but 😭… Gege, you will burn for this-

I do enjoy how ridiculous JJK can get as well. People can talk badly about it all they want but you can’t say that it’s predictable lmfao. This looney toons ass plot 😭!!! I’m kind of here for the shenanigans. It’s been pretty repetitive as of lately though. Mainly the whole Sukuna vs everyone thing that’s been going on starting from Kashimo (his dumbass) right after Gojo’s death… but it’s okay. Outside of my favs being slaughtered left and right 👎🏾☠️. You can tell that Gege is just rushing through the story now though :/. I kind of can’t wait for it to end but I’m still enjoying the ride until the wheels fall off! I want Yuuji and the rest of the gang to be able to enjoy the rest of their lives, man… Gege wrote JJK with a chip on his shoulder 😭.

[voxofthevoid]

Can't pick between 40 and 44! 😭 pick your fav between the 2!

Ahh, the two post-236 curse!Gojous—they sure show I coped with that chapter so, so well. And 44 is meatier (40 is mostly there in that description) so let's go with that:

44. (what is a ghost) something dead that seems to be alive, something dead that doesn’t know it’s dead

Gojou dies and lands in the past as a curse attached to Yuuji. That timeline’s Gojou finds them both. It doesn’t go well.

This is another one that was fleshed out in the DMs with @nearalways (forgive me the 3644 notifs, love), and the notes show that:

Cursejou time traveling to attach himself like a lesion to fourteen-year-old Yuuji, and that timeline's Gojou finding them.

The outsider PoV potential. Nanami goes and comes right back, two shades paler than when he left. Yuuta wouldn't be a sorcerer yet, I guess. Or he's very new. Gojou goes. Meets himself: The Bisected One. The way he'd be so fucking curious why a version of himself time- and dimension-traveled to attach himself to a fourteen-year-old non-sorcerer.

Gojou would figure out what the fuck happened pretty fast. It's him, his CE and soul, just...cursefied. And sure, he can imagine himself being the kind of petty who'd pull that shit, but why Yuuji—this random kid with no CE to speak of, let alone a CT? Yuuji doesn't know either! He didn't even start seeing curses until "Satoru" showed up. 

Cursejou is a curse. He'd be a possessive and not particularly happy, but also he's Gojou. He'd have known this meeting is inevitable. Though we could also go the "his mind is so addled by the rebirth and time travel that he only remembers bits and pieces" route. He won't/can't speak with anyone but Yuuji.

Gojou learning that Cursejou literally just showed up in Yuuji's bedroom one night, and Yuuji just shrugged and went with it after the initial hesitation? Feeling a moment of "Ah, this child isn't normal."

After this, the outline goes into how exactly "it doesn't go well" (an exorcism is attempted, Getou and CSM are involved) and then time-skips to Cursejou/Yuuji/Gojou sex that's got stellar lines like "Cursejou can pout with all six of his eyes that Yuuji abandoned his well-behaved eldritch hole to go wrangle the pesky meat one. He had both! He knows the difference! He's the superior hole!"

Ask in response to the WIP Open Season

I'll post the rest of the responses in some...12 hours!

[spidernuggets]

Who are your favs from hbo titans?

Ermmm, Spoilers for HBO Titans, i guess.

Jason, obvi. We're gonna ignore the fact that most of the time, he was actually an asshole. But uhmmm, he's my bb boy, so we're gonna look over that. Bro was so annoying as Red Hood, though. Killing Hank was so out of pocket. But it's okay, I can fix him. I was really annoyed, though, when it was made clear that he didn't draw the crosses, blant the bourbon bottle, etc, etc, and NO ONE apologised. Like, there were full adults blaming him. But he was so passionate about being Robin, and his talks with Leslie were so sad I wanted to cry :(( But my boy needed help. HE LOOKED LIKE HE GOT SO MUCH DEVELOPMENT AND MATURITY IN S4, AND WE ONLY GOT ONE EPISODE WITH LIKE 20 SECOND SCREEN TIME WITH HIM?? I'm gonna punch something.

I also LOVE Gar. He's such a sweetie pie. Imagine he's gone through so much, but he's always smiling :( I also love his reactions. Like when he was sparring blindfolded with Jason, and he was giving out about how Jason told him not to hold back. Or that one scene on S1 when he, Rachel and Kory, are waiting at the elevator in the safe house, and he looks into the surveillance camera and smiles. I just wanna pinch his cheekies. Or when he started to panic slightly when Kory was like, "You wanna make out with her, don't you," when they were talking about Rachel. But his trauma and hard work are overlooked methinks.

I'm also gonna go with Dawn. Ughhh, she's so pretty, and I love her voice. At least she like borderlined TRIED to reason with Jason when everyone assumed he was the one who did all the shit. And she didn't directly blame him. She was just like, "What about the picture of Ellis?" Idk, maybe I'm just giving petty points. I really like her and Hank's relationship. I feel she brings out a much better side of Hank, and I think their relationship, plus the impact that Hank's death had on her, is really overlooked. And the way she comforted Conner, telling him that it was also her fault Hank died and the fact they tried is what matters. Idk why, but the scene where they encounter Conner at the amusement park and she's telling Donna to talk to him and she's like "You're blah blah blah and he's blah blah blah, maybe he'll relate," it scratches the itch in my brain for no reason. She's just a cutie :(

[silviakundera]

Kinnporsche meta that's been sitting in my drafts for months. My Korn and Porsche headcanon...

From episode 1, the moment Korn got the full download on the Porsche & Kinn encounter he saw an opportunity and seized it -- he always from the start expected/anticipated the minor family revolt to happen and he envisioned Porsche on the board as Kinn's "queen piece" who would fight on his side when the uprising happens (an uprising whose timeline he was intentionally accelerating by pretending to be weakened & stepping back for Kinn to lead).

No, he didn't at all plan for them to fall in romantic love (mostly cause he wouldn't want anything distracting Kinn at this perilous time!). But he wanted Porsche's loyalty to be earned, he wanted to seize this chance to bring his foster sister's kids back into the fold, and I think he immediately saw the possibility of Porsche as the inevitable replacement as minor family leader. A leader he could actually trust, unlike Gun & Vegas.

Korn is not dumb. By this point he realizes that the "competitive edge" he was getting by the major/minor family at odds was now more trouble than it was worth. Korn isn't a super genius and visionary, he's just really good at leading an organized crime syndicate. So he can't psychically predict every step people will take. He's simply excellent at reacting to circumstances and cleverly pivoting from his mistakes. He doesn't need to follow an intricate master plan, that's for palace drama master strategists. He's just a gangster after all; he leverages his experience and improvises.

Korn is never too worried that Porsche is making a poor bodyguard. Or that Porsche isn't particularly docile/servile. Because he never intended to hire another Pol or Big. As Gun himself notes, Korn is giving multiple chances to this guy, which is out of character. And from the start, Korn is bemused at Porsche making demands, expressing his wants. Like with Kinn he can be firm & stern, but then permissive when he thinks the situation call for it. He's ok with some pushback and (temporary) rebellion. He's reluctantly amused at Kinn's antics with the Italians in ep 1 and then we see this attitude mirrored as he lets Porsche be a touch disrespectful and then enables his pettiness towards Big & Ken. (which is a signicant clue to Porsche's special identity™).

He guides with a heavy, manipulative hand but he wants his sons to obey willingly and not entirely unhappliy.

In episode 5, I find their encounter absolutely fascinating -- Porsche openly admits his unhappiness to Korn, which is actually not that bizarre when you consider that Korn has been fairly pleasant to him! And Korn, in his usual double-speak, talks about how if you make a mistake you can just correct it.. This conversation has always struck me as Korn admitting he mishandled things and is partially at fault for Porsche feeling things had become irreconcilable. But he's not gonna directly apologize... just give Porsche extra special privileges he wouldn't give to any other cranky guard who is bad at his job.

And then when it turns unto a huge security risk and Kinn almost dies - Korn doesn't scapegoat Porsche and publically punish him. Again we see that he doesn't make the same error twice. He's figured out Porsche's motivators now.

The way he takes these huge swinging risks on faith, letting Porsche point a gun at his head more than once and believing his sons will defeat his brother's bloody takeover -- he'll always be one of my fav drama villains.

Korn wins at the end, smugly satisified to have rewritten the narrative and admiring the Kinn & Porsche pieces who ended up almost exactly in the places he intended on the board. And you know what, give the man a hand he deserved it.

[cresvalkyrie]

Oh! also 1,2 and 9!

Since you also asked 11 and 12 in an earlier ask I'll just answer them all here xD

1 - Favourite character?

Erin. If my pfp icon hadn't already given it away lmao. She's just so badass and cool and takes no shit from anyone at all, just ticks off every single box I have when it comes to top fav fictional characters (if anyone says it's because of the white hair, no they didn't. nuh-uh)

Crescent is actually not too far behind, which is surprising since I didn't really like her all that much before. Gotta love mysterious characters with a cool introduction and presents herself as someone unflappable, but as you get to know her she turns out to be a dork who's just trying her best. Not to say that she doesn't have any faults or hasn't done anything remotely wrong, but the fact that she is genuinely trying to improve herself as a person and open herself up to the main cast is really endearing to me.

2 - Least favourite character?

Texen, need I say more? xD

But seriously, I really dislike Texen because of his shitty Andrew-Tate attitude. I get that it's most likely a smokescreen to hide his actual vulnerable self, but it doesn't make it any less irritating to watch.

Another character I dislike a ton is Neved. His resolve as a father is admirable, but as a person he is undeniably petty, delusional and hypocritical. In what world do you think that fighting for Team Xen would give your daughter a chance to live? As if she'd be spared from the inevitable oblivion that Xen brings if they were to win, and that's assuming she even survives the Light Curse. And just because Keta was overly blunt to his offer of support and gave him a harsh but well-deserved imo reality check, he decided to hold a grudge and take it out on Aelita because he isn't alive to take the brunt of his hatred anymore? Bruh.

9 - Is there something you felt should be talked about more? (Could be a character, a scene, anything really)

Honestly, not really? I feel like other rejuv fans are a lot more perceptive and analytical about the story beats, character developments and underlying themes than I do lol, so it's always a pleasant surprise to read their analysis on the game itself.

11 - Do you have ocs? If so, feel free to ramble about them!

I have two rejuv OCs for my rejuv verse the Chroniclerverse, although there are others of the same verse as they are (namely rejuvswap AU Sara from @/tired-needs-sleep). Both of them are Interceptor OCs, but each of them going down a vastly different path.

The first is Hauyne, my Paragon Interceptor for the Chroniclerverse. She's experienced all of rejuv's thirteen (fourteen if you include v13.5) versions, although she doesn't remember her past runs until the end of the thirteenth version and realises that she's been trapped in an endless loop for who knows how long. So her main goal is to put an end to the timeloops and set everyone free, this time armed with her knowledge of the future and her powers as an aura wielder no longer suppressed.

The second is Electra, my Renegade Interceptor. Unlike Hauyne, she's a Garufan who volunteered herself to be the vessel of the Archetype, but ended up contracting Genesis Syndrome and died. However, she did show a lot of promise when she gained the attributes of Dialga, so her soul was later harvested and kept for the interceptor Program upon her passing. She was eventually resurrected and placed in Aevia's body as her host to become the Interceptor, although the process had caused her memories to become fragmented and thus driving her to find the truth of her origins. When she did, however... it ended up driving her over the edge from grief, and it was what set her down the path of oblivion. She wanted to destroy the world, in the hopes of restoring the Old World and returning to the life she once had.

In a sense, Electra is Hauyne's predecessor. And when she went rogue and destroyed the world, her role as Interceptor was revoked and given to Hauyne instead. But even then, remnants of her legacy still remained in the reset world in the form of the Red Chain and the prototype of the spell that would later become End of Night.

The reason why Electra was picked over Hauyne in the beginning is because the Garufans and the Aura Wielders had a deep feud between them (the Garufans genocided the Aura Wielders out of greed for their powers), so Electra - being seen as more trustworthy - was chosen first. But after she ended up being a disappointing case, they were left with no other choice but to go for their enemy as a candidate. And it really shows how much they distrusted Hauyne, constantly putting her through loops when she so much as attempted to deviate from the script. In the end, this would be ultimately be their downfall.

12 - Any personal headcanons? Feel free to ramble! (You can ask for a specific character as well.)

Boy, do I. Okay, so here we go:

Ren's starter is his Growlithe, which was a gift from his late father before he passed away. It's also the only member of his old team that was on his current team roster; the rest were kept at his childhood home.

Ren once had an edgy emo phase when he was younger, something he was extremely embarrassed about. Not that it stopped his mom or Reina from teasing him about it.

Venam's starter was a Venipede that she raised from an Egg, but she later replaced it with Seviper.

Melia's Togekiss, Hapi, has a red star-shaped birthmark on his left hip.

Hapi has a habit of calling Melia "Mama", since she was the one who raised him since he was an Egg.

No one knows Melia's actual birth date; the one that is mentioned in-game is actually the day she and Jenner first met.

Erin's first Pokemon is her Butterfree, who she met as a Caterpie from before being imprisoned in the Unown Dimension.

As much as Erin claims to dislike battling, she does have a lot of talent for it and mainly does it to as either for self-defense or as a way to bond with her family/friends.

Before Erin was imprisoned in the Unown Dimension, she loved visiting the Kugearen Library (I'm hc'ing that there was once a library there before it was replaced by the Magnolia Library in the present day) and would go there whenever she can. It's mostly to get away from her toxic home environment, however.

Erin likes to dance, but gets very self-conscious about doing it in front of an audience so she only does it when she thinks she's alone.

Continuing the above point, Erin also has a really nice singing voice, but she almost never sings in front of anyone due to her feeling self-conscious about it.

Don't ever play any kind of card game with Erin, ever. She has insane luck when it comes to card games.

Erin's a coffee addict, and absolutely cannot function without her morning coffee.

Aelita has never once gotten sick. Not even a minor cold.

As a child, Aelita loved to hang around Vivian's tree. It still is her favourite spot, although she didn't exactly know the reason why she's so attached to it until she found out the truth behind her origins.

Tesla used to be a singer in a band, as a side-gig from before she made it big as a fashion model.

I'm not sure if this was confirmed as canon, but Crescent's birthday is on December 25.

Crescent specialises in Dark and Fairy types too, not just Psychic, although she does have a few exceptions like her Aevian Bronzong and Garchomp.

Crescent's favourite battle strategy is Trick Room and Gravity.

Crescent's Gothitelle is a partner Pokemon hence its peculiar colours, but it somehow kept the ability to evolve. Which is weird since Alain's Pikachu is also a partner Pokemon but it never evolved.

Alain is the second strongest trainer in their class, right behind Aero. The two have a friendly rivalry because of this.

While Alain mainly goes by they/them as a demigirl, they allow only their closest friends to use she/her to refer to them. The same goes for Aero, except with he/him.

Aevia is a Water/Fairy specialist... and is notorious for her stall strategies back in the academy. You better have some wallbreakers at the ready if you want to challenge her to a battle.

Ariana used to be cheer captain in the academy. Fittingly, her Sun team also goes by a dance theme.

While Axel is known to be the weakest trainer of his class, it's not actually because he sucks at battling. It's because he rather use movesets and gimmicks that he thought was funny to troll his opponents with, instead of going for an effective strategy.

Not tied to any character in particular, but Black Boxes have a pulse yet no heartbeat. If you put your ear against their chest where their heart would be, all you will hear is silence. They also don't need to eat, sleep, and breathe, although they may choose to do so either out of instinct or pleasure.

Black Boxes are essentially immortal; as long as their cores are undamaged and have sufficient energy levels, they can recover from any injuries. This includes regenerating lost or non-functional body parts. This doesn't prevent them from dying to poison, however.

Some of an Interceptor's abilities include clairvoyance and astral projection, allowing them to intervene even from a distance without being physically there (aka my personal theory on how character switching works)

[carlyleandco]

SHOT BY SHOT PT 2

Lockwood being berated by Barnes. Lockwood looks a little worse for wear here; I'm going to guess this is him being talked to by Scotland Yard and DEPRAC after burning down the house. Barnes' characterisation seems a little colder and more cynical in this adaptation, at least to me, maybe because he is younger than his book counterpart.

Kensal Green! Cue electric guitar! I absolutely love they were able to film exactly on location as is in the book! Also, did anyone notice the swagger in Lockwood's walk? Because it's taking me out

My fav Fittes agents <3

Kipps is so petty I can't

The bet is on! But where is Bobby Vernon and Ned Shaw?

Lucy arrives at Fittes House for what I presume is her interview, given the bags she is carrying.

Lockwood having a jab at the adult-run agencies, as he should.

DEPRAC arriving at Portland Row, perhaps after Jack Carver died?

DEPRAC officers spraying Portland Row down with a salt solution after Jack Carver died in order to ward off his potential return. AND SEE THEY'VE GOT THE UMBRELLA STAND WITH THE RAPIERSIN IT

Protestors, maybe some cultists who don't want the ghosts destroyed? This seems to be some worldbuilding from the Hollow Boy, which featured disruption from the public in this capacity, however, I don't know if that means we are getting THB.

Lucy staring pensively into the distance.

I'm going to say this is the morning after the incident with the necklace in Lucy's room, they've discovered the engraving and Lockwood is perhaps discussing how the case may help give them proper publicity.

The gang approaching Bickerstaff's grave at Kensal Green. Got the iron chain going, we love to see it.

Bickerstaff's ghost stirring, Lucy has her hands on her ears, attempting to block out the sound of the Bone Glass.

This is one of three people imo: Lucy's sister, Lucy's close friend from Jacobs' agency, or Holly.

This was a serve. Missing Floating Joe and Lady Esmeralda!

"I'm working with maniacs." Did he stutter? The background seems rather ornate here, Combe Carey Hall?

The Golden Blade appears. Yeah I think this is Sir Rupert, and they are decking it out in the Library in Fittes House, given all the paraphernalia everywhere and bookshelves in the background. Lockwood also appears to be in his dress suit. This would be quite a departure from the book. Also, look at Lucy in the background! I hope she's cheering him on!

Bickerstaff house or Combe Carey I'm guessing.

Crossing the Thames, on the way to the Black Market Auction!

Flo my beloved <3

Fanatic cultists I'm going to say, seemingly outside Kensal Green?

Sneaking through Fittes House?

Given the fountain, this is likely the morning after Combe Carey; DEPRAC arrive to clean up the situation and respond to Lockwood's request for help.

[vee-crytraps]

Bruce is such a valid option, he's honestly so nuanced in so many ways! My fave Batboy is Dick for multiple reasons (og Robin, his deceiving golden boy personality, eldest child...) so u can imagine just how much I adore him in KMM!

which btw the last chapter was ILLEGAL wdym damian and dick KNOW and the whole fricking drama with the bday gifts i--- these men are SO petty!!!! i eat it up!!!! can't wait to see what happens next with damian!!!

oh and!! noticed in your masterlist you have some other works that haven't yet been published? is it okay to ask about what they're about 👀 no pressure, just curious!! and hope everything's going well!!!

Dick is a supreme choice tbh! He's top 3 for me ALWAYS!!! The bday gift drama is my FAV! Staking a claim on your girl via jewelry is such an old school move- Jason, Dick and Damian are going to be real petty about it. Meanwhile Tim is playing 5d chess by getting y/n phone. You know, that little device no one ever leaves home without? I'm so happy you enjoyed the last chapter, I'd been trying to get it just right for FOREVER and I'm psyched it paid off! And YES the unlisted stories! The Good Death is the REAL part 1 of GLB/KMM because it's about the reader's mom (which is why she's unnamed)! I'm struggling so much with formatting it so it only exists on my computer at the moment. It's Bruce/Reader and ???/Reader (dad reveal coming up in GLB!). It goes through her relationship with Bruce from the day they meet in high school to the day she dies from her illness at around 29 in 2012. Painkiller is a Roy/Reader one shot (not the same universe) that I had taken off of Ao3 bc I wanted to revamp it a bit. It's an angsty and smutty about Roy crawling back to the reader after a breakup. I keep it up on my master list so I don't forget to work on it when I have the energy haha.

[rottencaniness]

GIVE ME YOUR HOTTEST SAM WINCHESTER TAKE RN. NOW. RN.

MM HERE WE GO!! (basically just turned into me sharing my fav headcanons….and being controversial )

— he’s bisexual, argue with the wall (pansexual is also acceptable, just anything but straight)

— he/they/she pronoun user!! & is non-binary, but I can also see trans fem or trans masc

— he can hold a grudge like no other, I’m talking weeks of petty

(more under the cut so this post isn’t so long)

— blood kink mf

— heavy emo phase as a teenager (still kinda is)

— autistic and was actually diagnosed as a kid cause an exorcism didn’t work, John tried, a few times

— in some ways he’s more affected by Johns parenting than Dean was and acting like Sam had a good childhood because he was “protected by dean” is bullshit !!

— started smoking weed in high school and kept doing it in college but now does it for his crippling ptsd

— had times of going nonverbal as a child and still struggles with it at times, especially after Jess died and when Dean was in hell cause of his deal

— in these nonverbal moments as a kid he’d throw things at Dean to get his attention but now opts for tapping his shoulder really aggressively cause it makes Dean smile

— his ears are surprisingly sensitive, it only causes problems when Dean plays the music too loud or they deal with a particularly loud spirit

— he writes in his free time but can also draw decently well, he got better at college when jess encouraged it as a coping skill when he’d have nightmares from his time hunting

— he likes to try and count a certain number of random things (ie. red cars, maple trees, houses with blue doors), he did it as a kid when driving somewhere and now almost subconsciously does it while he runs or if a car ride is extra boring

— prefers knives to guns but always keeps both on him at all times, also sleeps with both under his pillow

— he can wield a knife better than Dean, yes he finds it funny and never lets Dean live it down

— use to sneak out to go to church when he was a teenager, still does on really bad nights

— likes to wear a silver cross that Jess got him, he use to keep it around his neck but didn’t want Dean to see so now he clips it around a belt loop and shoves it into his pocket

— he lets Cas look at it when they meet, Cas compliments its <3

Okay I’m shutting up now, do what you will with these and pls ignore that it’s one am