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meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy · 6 months

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Doesn’t vanilla have way too little alcohol for it to actually be worth it tho?

Ye. But I still was curious how it tastes like

#he's still sober guys #mod is just tired #sober demo 🌻#tf2 fanblog #🌻 scumpeheh #edit: just processed about the alcohol thing THERE'S ALCOHOL IN VANILLA EXTRACT?!

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shi0n · 1 month

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did you know that mafumafu actually covered my all time favorite song once upon a time but he has since deleted / privated it...

#shion.txt #he does sound rather flat here so i understand but i still like it #orange has been my favorite since 2013 #i was on the bus to school and i actually cried when i listened to it for the first time #one of the only times in my life when ive cried in front of people (SOBER.. drunk me is a different guy)#i will always prefer the original but this rock-ish arrangement is rly nice as well ('w' )#listening to mafus old kagepro covers rn as it is kagepro day..#mafumafu

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mississpissi · 2 years

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hi my name is sarah and my controversial timothy stoker headcanon is that he hasn’t had a drink since danny. he wants his head to be clear. he wants to be able to know what he is seeing and trust that. he wants to be able to clearly remember what he sees. this is what keeps his focus and his anger sharp. that’s all thanks.

#ik lots of people like to picture him as fun drinks guy but i just. don’t think he would #he would probably still go out with friends or coworkers but he would always be the sober one #i don’t think he ever really had a problem with alcohol i just think he would abstain #i’m just thinking about him tonight and tbh i largely disagree with fanon portrayals of him even tho they are fun sometimes!#tma

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havockingboo · 2 years

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I’m severely Normal about this rp arc bro I swear.

@officialpapyrus @sansofficial @gasterofficial

#doodles #shitpost #shitpost doodles #utdr rp #papyrus #sans #gaster #long tags #i literally have NO words right like. EVERY MINUTE IM REFRESHING THE PAGE AND MORE IS ADDED AND I LOSE MY MIND FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME LIKE #ACTING LIKE THIS IS SO SHOCKING LIKE SJDDKFJDJV #broooooo #you guys are seriously KILLING me over here. . . …. all three of them got something going on AND ITS HITTING ME LEFT AND RIGHT #PAPYRUS TRAUMA RESURFACING. SANS GETTING HELLA SNAPPY LIKE. ISNT THIS MF STILL DRUNK #A LITTLE. IS HE SOBERING UP WITH THESE ASKS LMAO.#AND GASTER………G ASTER BRO…………LIKE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR HIS ASS TO GET OUT OF HIS HOLE AND DO SOMETHING..#thank you for like. thinking your sons can handle themselves but uh. they’re getting their asses kicker #mentally and emotionally…#URURGHHGHH #IM SO EMO ABOUT THEM #URRUGUGUHUHJHGHH #I SWEAR IF THEY DONT RECOVER FROM THIS WHICH I DOUBT I DONT KNOW WHAT ILL DO . . .

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popponn · 6 months

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i am in a really really funny point of my life

#tbf i would never want to date k/dj. or at least i wonr do it sober #also i rather date h/sy #h/yj tho? yeah. i wanna marry him ngl. i want him to take care of him like im ready to sob to get to that point #isg? he is somehow still a part of my personality as embarrassing as it is #but you see. somehow out of all three it's the soccer guy who is a different breed of asshole without tragic backstory required #(the other two are not that much better but hey.)#anw god help if someone drew all these three in the same style #a friend said if these three met imagining their reaction to each other will be funny as hell and she is absolutely right #babblings #im going to make fun of these three (out of love) but lmao #okay im noisy enough no noise until april bye

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greasydumbfuck · 2 months

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love that tom cardy's business man perfectly sums up all i know about the plot of the punisher (2017)

#marvel #frank castle #billy russo #the punisher #and also that one universe where hes a cop too obviously but from what i know there is not one guys fault #first two would be frank last two would be billy #this is all i know because of the random things ive found on tumblr and pinterest. im not watching that show again.#not sober at least #not like i watched it sober anyway actually but yk.#btw vaugely related but ill never talk about billy again probably the scarring on him in this show is so...... underwhelming #in a realistic setting still horrible sure but in a marvel series and with how jigsaw usually looks i mean. idk boys as pretty as ever #sorry hater time over

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non-un-topo · 11 months

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Thoughts at the bar this Friday. I also started reading Pageboy, and although it sometimes hits close to home, it's giving me some good gender-affirming feelings. Elliot Page and I have a roughly 2-inch height difference.

#siggy draws #meself #i may be 5'2 but around my friends i am still 'dad'. and although being the sober one this friday was boring and isolating at times -#- it also allowed me to protect my friends and my partner. to look out for them and get them water.#to hold my partner's glasses while they moshed. to hook my friends' arms under mine and guide them away from traffic.#i had a gastroscopy in the morning so my throat and stomach were pretty sore and i couldn't sing or talk much. couldn't drink or smoke.#so i was just this sort of sweet little quiet guy and my partner and friends kept swarming me with kisses and words of affection.#''as an experiment'' i'd asked them all to refer to me as he/him for the night and they hugged me so tightly #and it didn't feel weird #my clothes are still too big. my face is still too feminine. i'm the size of a middle-schooler. but around them i'm 'dad' and 'dude'#thinking of hitting up a clothing swap because i can't afford new clothes or shoes. i'm also looking into some ftm-specific support groups #transgender #gender euphoria #genderfluid #honestly idek #trans butch maybe? i love my children (friends) but i will kill them for forever saying i'm a twink

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getmenaced · 6 months

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shane stardew valley is so peak... even after you "fix" him hes still a failboy thats what i love. his house addition is ugly as fuck. sometimes he gives you jalapeno poppers for breakfast as if hes just thrown them in the microwave for you at 6am. wears a hoodie with blatant holes in it every day. over a POLO. by god hes even a cub

#honorable mention one of his favored gifts is still beer after he presumably gets sober. guy of all time contender?

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gojowh0rcs · 1 year

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i love the headcanons that are like “male so and so is v drunk and wants to fuck like rabbits and is gonna make u bust 5 times in a night” but its like do yall know abt whiskey dick??? where are THOSE headcanons??? do you know how disappointing a drunken sex night can really be??? its not that amazing i promise u

#SDJKJDKS i mean it also depends on the guy if he really enthusiastic then who knows #he could put his fingers or mouth to good use #but is he really that dexterous with his hands or mouth in a drunken state too? these are the things i think abt SDJJKSD #also!!!! all that alcohol? sorry but u know his nut taste nasty too SDJKLSDKL #idc if he gojo mf satoru the god amongst men he still a man with a peepee #well technically gojo excluded from this convo cuz he doesnt drink #but HYPOTHETICALLY #i just think its funny if someone like toji or megumi or yuji tryina be sexy and maybe it would work if u were also drunk but if ur a lil #more sober than them its just hilarious #yuji tries to talk dirty in ur ear to try and coax u to bed but he keeps forgetting to finish his sentences so hes like #uhhhh nhng pussy imma eat it tonight later #LMFAOOOOOO if u laugh at him he gets all sensitive abt it too

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riderkaitlyn5 · 11 months

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York, extremely drunk: Do you want to know your gay name?

North: My... my gay name?

York: Yeah, it's your first name—

North: Haha. Very funny York—

York, as he gets down on one knee: And my last name

North: Oh- oh my God

#South witnessed this whole interaction and almost burst a blood vessel from laughing so hard #York was so embarrassed when he sobered up #he begged Carolina for forgiveness #who also witnessed the interaction #and as a group of good friends does they never let York forget about it #Wash was asking to be York's best man #“hey you guys have a date picked out yet?”#“where are you guys going to have it?”#they were relentless #South told Niner about it and when she came to pick them up she attached a 'just got hitched' to the back of the pelican #it had York and North's pictures on it so they couldn't even pretend it was for someone else #*cough* York and Carolina *cough*#but honestly North wasn't embarrassed about this #just really amused #but not so much when the damn banner confused people and the rumor that York North and Carolina were in a relationship started up #nah i lied he was still amused #it eventually died down #but every once in a while Connie will use her skills to photoshop romantic pictures of North and York together as a joke #she'll put them up in random places for kicks #she'll even do some with Carolina every now and then #though because she values her life she keeps those away from the rest of the ship #York sure as hell learned his lesson #he though fake proposing would be funny at the time #but after seeing how his drunk humor can be used against him he's gonna stick to fake proposing to Carolina #much to her displeasure #agent york #agent north dakota #rvb #red vs blue #inccorect quotes

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luckytreecomputer · 1 year

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Rip Nikolai Gogol, you would've loved Tumblr.

#What if- what if this one guy lost his nose and all the characters involved #Were super confused and panicked #Then he gets his nose back and his life goes back to normal. Wouldn't that just be so fucked up?#Nikolai gogol #The Overcoat #The Nose #Diary of a Madman #He gets it #He understands #The original shitposter #-Gogol about to write The nose #He must've been high #He had a high-dea and then sobered up and still decided to write about it #This guy is wack #I love him give me more

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binders-and-beanies · 5 months

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#cops tw #bro I cannot handle one more thing happening istg #got pulled over on my way home after a 13 hour day #was already scared to drive at night and that just confirmed that I’m right to be scared #it was for running a red light n it was one of those situations of just not having time to stop on yellow #I was fully aware as it was happening that I was either going to slam on my brakes in the intersection or run a red and I could see the cop #so I knew I was getting pulled over either way I just hoped the yellow would be longer than .5 seconds. not so lucky #except I also Am so lucky bc he let me off with a warning #ig bc I don’t have any sort of serious history + with it being 420 once he saw I was sober he prob went easier #it’s the second time I’ve been pulled over in my life tho and it’s scary bc this is the first time since the accident #which maybe that was also ok bc it wasn’t my fault #I just know every warning or unlucky moment costs u more in the future if u happen to get unlucky again #like I know I got out of that bc I’m white. it was still a scary moment bc there were multiple cop cars #so it’s like is this guy abt to ruin my life am I gonna lose my license for being at the wrong place wrong time #when I’m already salty to be driving this late involuntarily #so it’s like I got unlucky And very very lucky #I just hate the confirmation that u can get pulled over at any given moment #I constantly rehearse every possible convo w cops in my head bc if u come off disabled u can die #or get arrested or whatever #and then they like don’t follow the script and u didn’t expect this to happen to u today anyway and I get flustered #anyway my point is. I’m fucking exhausted and too many things keep happening #it’s long day after long day w no end in sight rn and I’m like half asleep every day #I just want to sleep. without feeling like I’m already tired tomorrow #it’s too much. just all of it #and on top of it all. it’s 420 so the whole dorm building is basically a cloud of weed #happy u guys are having fun but u are physically harming me in my home #mine #txt #vent post #personal

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arlathen · 1 year

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we all know i love making extremely hot characters so this won't come as a surprise to anyone but aphra is/was the muse of a fairly famous painter in waterdeep when she got snatched. like she's not famous name recognition-wise but if you've been to any sort of salon or in the company of any nobility in the last, like, five years. you've seen her tits. probably.

anyway it takes gale about two days to figure out why he recognizes her and two more days to admit it to her.

#the absolute worst when she got snatched. they were in the middle of a bacchanal.#like she's still tipsy trying to kill imps on the nautiloid. you'd think a parasite insertion would sober you up.#he probably won't be bc he seems like a chill guy but for the next week i can think about Possessive Halsin.#everyone acknowledges that they'd fuck aphra if given the chance and hes like. Stop Thinking About Fucking My Wife!!!#carly.txt #carly's ocs #oc: aphra

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artekai · 2 years

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I'm weak, and what's wrong with that? Boy, oh boy, I love it when I fall for that

#vent art #(but i'm better now so please feel free to ignore that ^^)#oc: fross #oc tag #horizon oc #horizon au #deni's art #deni's stuff #oc art #smth smth for so many years i've used the darkness to feel but now i've got things in my life that are actually real #smth smth won't you help me sober up? growing up it made me numb and i wanna feel something again #smth smth 'cause i'd rather feel pain than nothing at all #smth smth at night i burn myself with cigarettes just to somehow prove i'm still alive #smth smth so will i have the strength to tell the darkness (to tell tyler darkness) goodbye?#< oh hey! i could make one of those poetry weaving things just with these five songs lmao #anyways do you ever think about fross? like really THINK about him? not what he IS but what he REPRESENTS? i do.#look at that smile! that is a man who is feeling the most alive he's felt in decades.#understandable. i too would've fallen in love with the guy who stabbed me <3

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yukinyaminyato · 1 year

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a dude i sort of know (bc we have the same major) gave me crab-patterned paper streamer and smiled at me like "🥴" HELP 😭😭😭

#v fucking entertaining. he seemed so drunk & at that point i had mostly sobered up so i was just like 😀#still thinking if he was actually flirting w me bc 😶😶😶 the smile....... bc even tho i know he was drunk but damn.#like actually leaning close towards me and shit. wtf #im fine tho i had so much fun 👌 i was also v drunk at some point but not too drunk so it was fun !!!!!#anyways im seeing the guy in class on thursday so im wondering if i should go sit close to him lol #my posts

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becomingeidolons · 2 years

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five years worth of anger

#tw sa #found out that the guy I dated twice and did fwb with after the second time dating #sexually assaulted one of my best friends this past summer #she’s asexual and made that clear when they started dating and several months into the relationship she woke up to him touching her #I’m so disgusted that I had such a close relationship and friendship with him for years and never knew he would do something like that #and I feel partially responsible for what he did to her #because he did a similar thing to a lesser degree when we were together #i was blackout drunk and he was sober. and I slept in his car at a party #he claimed that I tried to initiate sex but he didn’t touch me #and I believed him at the time #but after hearing what he did to her I’ll never be able to trust his word #i keep thinking that if I had pressed him about that #or had a backbone at any point during our relationships #he wouldn’t have had the nerve to do what he did to her #I’m the only one of our friends she’s told #everyone else is still close friends with him because they don’t know #and she doesn’t want anyone to cut him off because of it #but I’m positive that anyone in her life would never speak to him again if they knew he was a rapist #i spent years convincing myself that he was a good guy #that I deserved the way he treated me and that it was my fault #but now I know #he’s the worst hypocrite I’ve ever met #i feel physically sick that I spent so much time caring about him and supporting him #and telling him that he’d never be like his father #just for him to do that #to one of the people I love most in the world #I’ve never been this angry before in my life #and I’ll wait until she’s ready to talk about it #because he deserves for everyone he loves to find out what an irredeemably awful person he is

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