Raph Is A Great Strategist
Numerous times in the show Raph has shown to have a preference for straightforwardly punching his problems away rather than think up a more complex solution. Like how his immediate fix to getting Mayhem out of the mirror in Mystic Library was to punch everything in the bathroom but the mirror. However, when Raph understands the situation requires more in depth strategy, he’s shown to be an incredibly capable tactician.
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In nearly all the plot heavy episodes like Shadow of Evil, Many Unhappy Returns, and the season finales, Raph gets moments where he’s highlighted for his strategic thinking. In Insane in the Mama Train, he’s the one who figures out which eyeball-button goes to the front car with the dark armor, because “‘it was the only button [the Foot Clan] didn’t want me to press!’” [21:05]. He’s also the one who came up with the scheme to defeat all the (known) combatants in the train, with Leo specifically attributing Raph as the deviser during their mind meld [19:46]. In Many Unhappy Returns, after spending a single night waylaying the Shredder, Raph formulated a plan using all the tricks the team learned, seamlessly transitioning the mystic collar Leo acquired into it [19:53], to defeating the Shredder. Additionally, he’s repeatedly called for a retreat during fights, like in Shadow of Evil, Shreddy or Not (Finale pt 2), and the movie, when he can tactically recognize that a battle couldn’t be won. Each time, the show/movie implied that that was the right call, for the family to lose the fight but win the war.
And it’s not just that Raph is good at strategy when he’s pushed to be more serious; the show characterizes him as passionate about creating plans, he enjoys doing it. Literally in the first episode, Mystic Mayhem, after the turtles’ initial plan failed of getting Splinter out of the living room to touch his Do-Not-Touch Cabinet, Raph immediately started devising a new plan that involved “ten chickens [and] a gallon of rubber cement” [9:35]. It was convoluted, sure, and they didn’t end up using it, but it was inventive and the opposite of reluctant. This is also shown in Bug Busters, where Raph planned out dousing Mikey in honey to attract the oozequitoes [2:52]; Snow Day, with the idea to freeze Ghost Bear like in Jupiter Jim Pluto Vacation 4; and Raph’s Ride-Along (and also Bad Hair Day), where Mind Raph created multiple schemes to get the criminals arrested. The show wouldn’t have made Raph be so creative with his plans if they were trying to characterize him as someone who didn’t like strategizing.
So does why Raph do stupid shit sometimes where he doesn’t think things through at all? Well, even though Raph is good at strategy and enjoys doing it, it’s clear his immediate impulse is still “punch the problem in the face”. In fact, all the turtle boys contain the fascinating dichotomy of being incredibly smart in some areas, and the dumbest teenagers alive in others. Just look at Donnie. It’s also how Raph is a loving protective older brother, and the guy who shoved Leo into a wall so hard he disappeared in one frame for shits and giggles (The Mutant Menace x). None of this means that Raph is bad at strategy though.
tldr: Yeah, Raph has a lot of dumb and, frankly, insane moments in the show, but he’s still an incredible tactician who’s plans consistently saved his family and sometimes the world. He's a great strategist.
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Dick enters Tim's apartment and hears screeching sounds.
Dick, wondering: Did you capture the Man-Bat or something?
Kon, by the closed door of Tim's room: It's Rob.
Dick, horrified: Did Timmy turn into the Man-Bat?
Kon, sighs: Nope. He's just upset cus I'm keeping him at house arrest for not going to sleep. Aaand he also drank one of Bart's energy drinks when I told him not to.
Dick: You need help?
Kon, smiles widely: I've got it.
Dick, grabs Tim's laptop to search the case they worked on last week: I'm glad you're a super, no one can handle Timbers when he goes feline mode.
not even an hour later
Tim, pretends to cry at the other side of the room: I'll tell the whole world you're my favorite brother, Dick. I promise.
Dick, stands in front of Tim's room: Let me in, Conner.
Kon: But you told me earlier he needs to sleep...
Dick: But he told me I'm his favorite.
Tim, on the other side of the room: *is already trying to disable an explosive to escape*
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One thing I love about ATLA S2E3 'Return to Omashu' is, that it's Sokka who takes care of Tom-Tom throughout basically the entire episode. It's Sokka playing with him, it's Sokka carrying him in the sling - and he seems to thouroughly enjoy it.
I think it's awesome that they gave the role of taking care of Mai's baby brother to Sokka and not to Katara, just because she is a girl. ATLA was way ahead of its time. And I love that.
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Hey, I have an idea for a crack crossover AU.
Yesterday I was searching for funny doofenshmirtz images and came across a set of screenshots of him, Vanessa and Norman. And I thought "Doofenshmirtz has to be the best fictional father to ever exist".
Then, "I wish Jason had a father like him. Wait—"
Anyways, I think a crossover AU where Doofenshmirtz adopts post-resurrection Jason woukd be a good idea.
They're on a train or something at a foreign country,
Doofenshmirtz: —And that's how I ended up here. What about you?
Teenage Jason, absolutely confused by this guy who suddenly started talking about his life story but having no idea what normal socialization is: *blinks* I'm in a world tour training to kill a guy.
Doofenshmirtz: Kill?! ...Isn't that too harsh?
Jason: He killed me first. Slowly.
Doofenshmirtz: Oh. Well, I guess that's fair— Wait, you died? Are you like a zombie or more like time traveler?
Perry: *breaks through the roof* Krrrr.
Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus!
Jason: What the fuck.
Doofenshmirtz: Hey, there's no need to be so rude. *Turns to Perry* This is Jason, there was a mistake and we ended up in the same cabin. Jason, this is Perry the Platypus, my nemesis.
Jason: Nice to meet you.
Perry: Krrr. *To Doofenshmirtz* Krr, krrrr?
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, no. He's not part of my evil plan. Actually, you arrive early. I haven't even started yet. We were just talking to kill time— That reminds me, he says a guy killed him once. Which is really creepy. I mean, look at him!
Perry: *looks at the teenage baby-faced Jason, sitting there reading his book*
Doofenshmirtz: He must be younger than Vanessa! And that was before now. What kind of person goes around killing children? Doesn't that sound like something you guys should take care of?
Perry: ...Krrr. *raises a finger and takes out his phone* Krr. Krrr, krr. Krr krrrr krrr krr, krrr?
[indistinguishable Mayor noises]
Perry: Krrr. *Hangs call* *back to Doofenshmirtz* Krr krr krrrr krrr.
Doofenshmirtz: What do you mean there's a jurisdiction issue with Gotham? There are people killing kids there!
Perry: Krrr krr. *Exasperated sigh*
Jason, behind his book: Yup, that sounds like Gotham. No wonder even spy organizations are wary to get near her. Some say she's cursed.
Doofenshmirtz: You speak platypus?!
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Vanessa, entering home: Dad, I'm back! Dad?—
Jason, drinking tea in the kitchen: Hi.
Vanessa: Hi, you are one of dad's friends?
Jason: *shruggs* I dunno. He kidnapped me from my training trip. Says I'm too young or something. I don't think so, but the platypus took his side.
Vanessa: Ah. And where are they anyways?
Jason: They left an hour ago. Something about Gotham's jurisdiction issue. I'm waiting to see who wins, burocrats or a spiteful scientist and his martial artist platypus best friend.
Vanessa: Cool. ...$5 say dad tires them until they give up.
Jason: $10 say the platypus guy punches someone in the face.
Vanessa: Deal.
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My brother died very suddenly yesterday.
He was the kind of person who always had dozens and dozens of friends everywhere he went because he was easy to talk to and funny and treated people with respect, and his friends ranged in class, race, age, social ability, introversion and extroversion--no matter who you were, he could and would befriend you.
He would scold me for not asking him for help when I needed it, and he would mean it. He taught me to tip well. He loved helping people. He played practical jokes on the new kids at work, including getting one guy to "chop flour" because the flour they had in the kitchen was "too coarse."
He introduced me to some of the best food I've ever eaten in my life. He would always help with a recipe that wasn't working. He would tell me what to buy my foodie friends for their birthdays, and he never got it wrong. He loved meat and whiskey but also wine and fruit and he got me to eat beets even because he knew how to make anything good.
Mostly, he thought that people were all deserving of respect and decency. He was outspoken on this. For all that his friends ranged across demographics, he didn't tolerate anyone being hateful around him. But even then, he was nice about it. He would try to get people to come around to his side. He saw the good in people.
And he was happy. He had finally quit chewing tobacco and managed to stay off it for three years. He had a girlfriend he really liked. The pandemic had put him out of work for over a year, but he was back at his job and doing well and he liked it. He was good at it. And it's complete bullshit that he's gone.
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