#headcanon: eloping

[ohmygraves]

ghost who eloped with his spouse, who moved into a small house for about a month before he had to fly out on a missions outside of england. hell, the place was pretty bare and he couldn't even manage to put in some nice furniture before price told him to get his arse into a plane to russia for a five month long mission. didn't even get to enjoy some honeymoon before his job fucked him over.

safe to say, he hadn't established a routine at his new home yet ever since he moved out of his barracks room at the base. he was only at home for a little while, it only makes sense that he doesn't know where everything goes sometimes. and of course, he somehow misplaced himself.

at the end of the deployment, he was too tired to even care. his eyes were so heavy and tired that he made his way back to his old barracks room, kicking the door down and throwing his bags to the side (and scaring poor soap who was asleep on the bed, since of course he's the one who took ghost's old room back at the base).

his eyes met the scot, a little confused as to why he sees someone on his bed.

"whit the hell!? lt!? did the missus kick ye out?" soap groaned, scared shitless as he tries to calm his heart.

the question took him off guard, and he stood by the doorway quietly, just processing it.

"... i have a spouse."

"ye eedjit." soap shook his head, telling him to leave soon or else an angry spouse will buzz off his mohawk.

poor ghost, rushed out of the base in the middle of the night trying to get back home. he's got a lot of apologizing to do. hopefully his spouse was asleep and didn't realize that he practically drove twice over the speed limit and possibly ran over someone just to get to his spouse's arms.

[akagi0021]

someone mentioned how lyney's hair is basically a wolfcut if it wasnt styled, and i haven't been normal since

[alwayswritewithcoffee]

....got a new AI tool for my freelance work, and spent two hours making fake wedding images for one of my OTPs. (These are made with Midjourney)

[agentnatesewell]

Omg when I saw that dress my exact first thought was "Suri wedding dress!!".

While I'm here in your inbox: Do you have Nuri wedding headcanons?

Hello hello PD! Ah! I am so happy that the dress made you think of Suri’s wedding dress 🥹. Truly, great minds think alike!

Wedding headcanons!

So, if I had my way, Suri would enter the Agency as Agent Batra-Sewell (for many reasons, but importantly, she doesn’t want the same title as Rebecca)

And is it too soon for Nate and Suri to get married after book three? No. They’ve already said they love each other, they’ve consummated their love at a picnic and on the communal pool table. They’ve lived together, with four roommates. And saved each other’s lives multiple times. Sure, he is too nervous to tell her his big huge secret but it’s going to take a lot more than a big, terrible thing to scare her away

Importantly, they’re both impulsive

Nate and Suri absolutely elope. It’s a sweeping notion, it’s romantic. It’s love. They don’t tell anyone, except they’ll call Adam on the way home from the chapel (and surely, the city has a very pretty all hours chapel that can accommodate them)

Of course, Nate has his wedding binders, and they will likely have a more formal wedding, because they want to celebrate their love more, and because it’s what he wants (she wanted the elopement). It’ll be at the small chapel in Wayhaven (secular). And the town will be invited to a big festival/block party sort of thing - the town raised Suri, and this will be her way of thanking them

In addition to the gorgeous gown with the flowers, here are some other wedding looks!

And of course! @dasburnfrau wrote an incredible story about Nuri getting eloped for the summer wayhaven summer exchange

[lavampira]

okay but what if d’alia does actually bring sid to tural with her…………….

[thewastedpotential]

One night around 4AM ,a little gnom in my head made a headcanon and I've kept it to myself for too long:

Badwolf had a childhood friend called Ramon and they were inseparable , close as brothers,but Ramon was always ill as a child and later as an Adult. He died a year or two before Badwolf and Red had Ramona and she got her name after him.

Wtf am i thinking about??? I've got exems soon

[jacky-rubou]

I imagine sometimes Ford just wanders off without telling Stan to follow something of intrigue while they're exploring some islands, purely on accident. Eventually Ford finds his way back to Stan once he's sufficiently followed whatever it is that caught all of his attention or he realizes he separated from Stan, whichever comes first. It freaks Stan out enough to threaten to put him on a leash the third time it happened. It's a habit that had survived from childhood, but Stan had been quicker to follow Ford wherever he went back then, not so much now. Ford then tried his hardest to let Stan know when something catches his attention and he wants to follow it, because he didn't want to test the leash threat.

if nobody's caught on yet, this is an autistic elopement headcanon that I'm projecting onto Ford, don't mind me

[bucketkicked]

I think Irene would get married nowadays now that it’s legalized. Even if her spouse would eventually die, she’d take the risk out of love.

She also used to joke about eloping when she was alive, citing that some stupid law and piece of paper (marriage certificate) shouldn’t be able to keep them from being technically married. All you need is love (and rings, if you really want the accessory).

[colinfisher22]

I feel like Brennen is the type of autistic who elopes a lot, particularly as a kid. She mostly went to the same spots, and Russ would be the only one who could find her. As an adult she does it when she’s emotionally overwhelmed and needs some space to calm down. Probably freaked out booth or cam by doing this

[lumiereandcogsworth]

throughout the movie, lumiere, maestro cadenza, and mr. potts ALL call their wives “darling” at some point. like!!! no wonder adam calls belle that so much!!!! that’s what all the good men in his life call their beloveds!!!!!!!!!

[cursedwithwords]

HP Next Gen Headcanons: Scorpius

Full Name: Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy

House: Slytherin

Wand: yew and unicorn hair

Patronus: black swan

Boggart: Delphi and/or Harry (separating him from Albus; more specifically being abandoned/alone)

Profession: healer (specializes in curses)

Sexuality: bisexual

Image(picrew):

Bonus: has his mother's eyes. Decides to study healing and curses because of his mother's blood malediction and because he wanted to remove his father’s dark mark to entirely free him of his traumatic past (it takes a very long time but he does eventually develop a counter curse that effectively removes it). Unlike Albus he was interested in Quidditch and tried out his second year but was quickly rejected. Albus was angrier about it than Scorpius. Raised on the fine arts as many purebloods are but is pretty useless when it comes to more basic home-ec like cooking and cleaning. His mother got him into gardening and herbology, which helped him bond with Hugo in particular because he was also interested in it. They get on outrageously well but Rose does not approve of their friendship. Has a close relationship with Lily, who absolutely loves him, as well as with Teddy who used to babysit him when he was super young. The first time he sees Albus is actually when Teddy shows him a photo of himself with the Potter kids (always thought he had super pretty eyes). Suffers from lingering effects of the cruciatus curse that Delphi used against him, like phantom pains, stiff hands and difficulty breathing when it gets too cold. Has ptsd from the incident and consistently has nightmares about losing Albus. Initially thought Harry was literally the coolest SOB in the universe until he started school, and by the end of fourth year actually became really frightened of him ("please don't take albus from me" that kind of thing). He really likes Ginny but is super shy and nervous around her.

Extras:

Wand Wood — yew

"Yew wands are among the rarer kinds, and their ideal matches are likewise unusual and occasionally notorious. The wand of yew is reputed to endow its possessor with the power of life and death, which might, of course, be said of all wands; and yet yew retains a particularly dark and fearsome reputation in the spheres of duelling and all curses. However, it is untrue to say (as those unlearned in wandlore often do) that those who use yew wands are more likely to be attracted to the Dark Arts than another. The witch or wizard best suited to a yew wand might equally prove a fierce protector of others. Wands hewn from these most long-lived trees have been found in the possession of heroes quite as often as of villains. Where wizards have been buried with wands of yew, the wand generally sprouts into a tree, guarding the dead owner’s grave. What is certain, in my experience, is that the yew wand never chooses either a mediocre or a timid owner."

What better wand for a healer who specializes in curses than one of yew powered by unicorn hair? Scorpius receives this wand from Olivander after his first wand (willow and unicorn hair) is broken by Delphini. While Scorpius is quite timid in the beginning, he gains a new confidence in himself after the incident. Still somewhat timid in nature, he is not a pushover when it comes to the well-being of others. The wand sensed this, as well as his ambition to cure curses, and became his perfect match. It is outrageously powerful in his capable hands, and it will work for Draco or Albus, but only if it absolutely has to (this wand absolutely picks favorites).

Patronus — black swan (very uncommon)

"Black swans are one of the most protective and loyal animals. Witches or wizards who cast a black swan Patronus are often very loving, empathetic, and caring towards their friends and family. A black swan Patronus will defeat the darkness of a Dementor with a light of love and kindness."

Like the swan, Scorpius is a very loving, empathetic, and caring person. He is protective and loyal and very kind. I give him the black swan rather than a white swan because it's so uncommon, and because I think Scorpius is an uncommon sort of person. At first glance, you may feel put out by a black swan because it isn't what you'd expect. A first impression of initial unease and fear. This goes for people's first impression of Scorpius as well because they label him before getting to know him.

[ohmygraves]

the day you eloped with simon, you reminisced about the relationship, all while your hand poking a fork into the grocery store cake he bought bought to celebrate the union.

you didn't have a lot, and had only dated for a few years with him. marriage wasn't really in your mind, though simon was probably your best partner out of everyone you've dated so far. being in the military didn't give simon much time to see you, but somehow the two of you still find time to talk and spend time together in some ways.

simon didn't have many assets he could call his. your shared flat was basically mostly your stuff, and everything else was something you use together. he's more practical, didn't like spending things for himself, and you never really want to ask him for things, even if you know he'd buy you anything you want in a heartbeat.

one night, you two talked about it. eloping. he didn't like parties, and he thinks it's a waste of time and money. you didn't have a great relationship with your family either, and haven't been in contact with them for years, eloping felt right to you.

he got you a ring a few weeks later, and a day later, you two had a small courthouse ceremony, attended by some of your closest friends and simon's.

everything was modest, nothing fancy. something about not having a big ceremony or dressing up super fancy felt fitting with simon. just a ceremony and drinks at a nearby bar, simple as that. you try to push the thought that you wanted something more, simply wanting to enjoy the moment.

you two returned late at night, tired and tipsy, stumbling into your flat as you giggled, taking a seat on the floor by the front door as soon as you got inside. simon carried you, kissing you and holding you close, your rings clicking against each other. he carries you to the kitchen, smiling as he placed you on the counter.

"i know you wanted something more than this, love..."

you felt bad, simon always knows what you're thinking.

"'salright... i understand."

he gave you another kiss, his hand taking yours, bringing it close to his lips. for a moment, he pressed his lips against your ring.

"let's celebrate... just us two."

he opens the refrigerator, pulling out a cake and taking out two forks from the drawer. it was a white, square cake with a text on it, celebrating you two eloping.

"i know this isn't much, i'm sorry. i really love you, sweets."

you kissed him back, telling him that it's okay. now you two are husband and spouse, and that's all that matters to you.

[shadowtriovibes]

Request idea - Sebastian and f!mc (any house) spend year 7 Christmas break together at her house where he plans to ask her overprotective father for permission to propose. He knows he needs to be the perfect gentleman the entire time in order to gain her father’s trust but it’s to the point she’s confused and worries something’s wrong because he won’t risk kissing or touching her

Maybe could be a part two to the potioneer’s apprentice or rumor has it?

yes, absolutely yes. i do feel like i need to say though that while i will totally do this, i will probably also shoehorn in about 17 reminders that it's the late victorian era. because of all the things to feel weird about writing, i feel weird writing 18-year-olds getting married.

(explicit consensual sexual content? no worries. marriage? WHOA)

[catsafarithewriter]

Sister?

Ah yeah *laughs* so all we know canonically about Louise (from Whisper of the Heart) is that she was the figurine who was made alongside Baron. Thematically, she was mirroring Seiji's grandfather's lost love from WW2, but we never get any actual confirmation of Baron & Louise's exact relationship from Ghibli canon

(The eagle-eyed among you may have noticed my avatar is Louise from her TCR portrait 😉)

Often Baron and Louise were considered a couple, with Louise often either being lost, friendzoned, or evilfied by fandom so that the popular ship of Haru/Baron (to which I am not immune to either) could exist

Then waaaaaay back in 2016, the fandom really got its nails into Louise (I'd like to think I had a helping hand in that) and began making her more than just a ship obstacle and someone (I believe it was @nanenna ) suggested that since Baron and Louise were created alongside one another, they could be considered twins instead :D

(And then we shipped her with the missing Cat Queen, because why not)

[distortedclouds]

Armin is 1000% crying when he sees Annie walking down the aisle

You know, he totally would, which would result in everyone being embarrassed on his behalf (including Annie lol)

[evermoregcv]

coming out as a brittana/klaine double wedding hater and here's why:

HEAR ME OUT- i genuinely believe that the perfect way to end klaine's arc would be with them eloping and not telling anyone until weeks later. "that's insane, kurt would've wanted to organize their wedding and have everything be perfect" you say, but after s5 i think the best character development for kurt in s6 would be for him to realize that none of that matters and all he wants is to marry blaine and spend the rest of his life with him. So at the brittana wedding they just look at each other like 🤭 bc they secretly got married days before or something like that. ofc they end up telling everyone later and have like a cute intimate celebration with their family and friends (specially elliott and their warblers friends bc i still cant believe they werent at the double wedding) but yeah, for me it makes more sense for klaine to elope than they randomly deciding to marry eachother at the barn bc brittany and sue told them to...

In this essay I will—