#headmaster phil

[avacodork]

Tommyinnit in the place of yuu? Here we go.

-–—

The entrance ceremony was going well.. until Tommy had entered the room with Crowley. The feral child was being held by the back of his shirt as they screamed and cursed Crowley. Everyone was concerned.

"PUT ME DOWN YOU BIRD BRIANED BITCH!" The child screeched as he wiggled in the bird man's grasp. "I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOOD LINE AND RAIN HELL FIRE UPON YOU!"

The headmaster dropped Tommy on the ground and crossed his arms. The feral child stood up and glared opening his mouth to, presumably, begin cussing the headmage out again. "Go up to the mirror and state your name." The headmaster ordered seeming exhausted. Grim stayed silent by Tommy having been given a small amount of affection and wanting more.

"HMF!" Tommy huffed and stomed over to the mirror. "Tommy Danger Kraken Innit! ...bitch."

"... I don't know which dorm you fit in. Perhaps you should be put in a separate dorm." The black mirror said, probably thinking Tommy is a danger to the other students.

-–—

Tommy: *Looking between the headmage and Ramshackle with a look of disgust.*

Crowley: Since I'm so gracious-!

Tommy: No. Shut the fuck up bitch.

Crowley: *Shocked.* What..?

Tommy: Do you actually expect me to love in this dump?

Crowley: Well your not even-

Tommy: Be Quiet.

Crowley: Eep!

Tommy: *Grown of frustration.* Dadza will be hearing about this. *Walks into Ramshackle*

Crowley: Who is "Dadza"?

-–—

Tommy: And this is Shroud!

Ace: ... Where did you find a spider that big???

Deuce: *Petting the spider.* He's soft..

Random Crow: C A W . (Translation= T O M . )

Tommy: *Looks at the crow and let's it land on his arm.* Yes?

Random Crow: Caw, caw. Caw Caw. (Translation= Dadza is worried. Dadza want you home.)

Tommy: Sorry, I am stuck here. But tell dadza that some bitch put me in a rundown, falling apart dorm, even though he was the one who brought me here.

Ace: *Whispering to deuce* Is he talking to a Crow???

Random Crow: *Nods his head and flies away.*

Deuce: *Whispering.* I think they were both talking.

-–—

Vil: ...

Tommy: What are you looking at bitch?

Vil: How are you caked in dirt if you haven't even been outside today.

Tommy: *Menacing smile.* Potted Plant.

Vil: *Shocked Pikachu face.*

-–—

Rook: *Being pinned to th ground.* Trickster! Wonderfully done, but how did you get me down?

Tommy: *Unimpressed.* I went into war when I was.. what 5.. 9? When I was young soo. Your easy dude.

-–—

Malleus: *Looking at Gargoyles.*

Tommy: Hey Horn Bitch!

Sebek: *Offended gasp.*

Malleus: *Turns and smiles.* Child of man.

Tommy: *Huffs.* I know you like these stupid gargoyles right?

Malleus: please do not refer to them as stupid, they have a purpos-

Tommy: Yeah, Yeah.. Here. *Hand him something*

Malleus: ... Is this...

Tommy: A grotesque? Yes.

Malleus: *Happy dragon fea noises.*

-–—

Lilia: There is no way your father is older than me.

Tommy: He is. Plus he married death so he has more game than you too.

Lilia: ...

‐–—

Riddle: OFF WITH YOUR-

Tommy: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

Riddle: *Very red.* You-

Tommy: *Runs away cackling.*

Riddle: *Runs after him.* GET BACK HERE!

Cater: Should we stop him?

Trey: He brought this on himself.

-–—

Tommy: *Dragging Idia out of his room.*

Idia: *Screaming bloody murder.*

Ortho: *Whatching this all go down with a smile.* My brother finally made friends!

-–—

Tommy: Hey bitch boy.

Jack: ... I give up..

Tommy: Oh no, don't be like that!

Jack: then stop calling me that.

Tommy: No.

Jack: Do you even know what that means?

Tommy: No, but it doesn't matter.

Jack: It means, "someone who likes to be fucked or dominated."

Tommy: ...

Jack: ...

Tommy: *Nervous laughture.*

Jack: *Inhale*

Bonus~

Phil: So.

Crowley: *Nevous sweating*

Tommy: *Fake crying and pointing at Crowley.* HE THREATENED ME! *Sobs.*

Phil: *Menacing aura.* Is that so..?

[askauradonprep]

got any Olympus high hc ?

It's up in a mountain! Not on top of mount Olympus but pretty high.

They serve ambrosia salad as an option every day.

The kids are super awkward because they're all related in some way shape or form.

It hosts the Olympus family reunion every spring because it's got most of the kids there anyway.

Herkie visits here on his way home every break. I think he kinda misses everybody since he doesn't go.

Phil is the headmaster. I'm not taking alternatives.

Since it's the Disney Greek gods, the family's probably more well adjusted than in Greek mythology. Must be nice for the kids!

They learn things like wrestling and pankration in gym.

Hades and some of the others on the Isle are the relatives the family doesn't like to talk about.

Once they were off the Isle, Hadie and Uma got invited to come here, as a son of Hades and a (grand)daughter of Poseidon to finish their credits.

[comradeocean]

One Day 2024 Emma Morley headcanon I figured out from a throwaway line in a fic I'm working on but I'm not gonna include bc it's already too long and weird but I just need to put this out there in the world:

after Tilly's wedding they resume their friendship w extreme gusto - emails, many phone calls, back and forth SMSs all day (Dex is hugely relieved he's on a separate contract from Sylvie but chooses not to think about this too much)

Clearly full blown emotional affair level, and with Sylvie switched on to wedding planning mode and buried in logistics and catering and whatever, it's easy for Dex to coast, being supportive and going along with whatever The Fiancée wants while thinking about how he'd word the funny email to Em about this ridiculous wedding activity later that night etc

So it's not hard for Dex and Em to pretend everything is just like it was and revert to their early stage London friendship (where according to the book version they were completely obsessed w each other). Until the wedding. And the honeymoon.

When Dexter goes cold turkey no contact for the entire 3 weeks bc he realized at some point (maybe at the reception when he wanted to immediately go dance w Em? Or Sylvie has like a dress crisis 15 minutes before walking down the aisle and he's not really panicking but preoccupied over some ambivalent email Emma's agent sent her about a possible TV adaptation of her book and whether he should try to hook her up with some contact he has) that this was really fucked up! and he was being an awful shitty person to Sylvie! who he loves! and has gotten married and is having a kid with!!

Em, of course, has also been in full denial about this - he's just my best friend (Tilly: so what am I? chopped liver??), we're just catching up after not being in touch for so long. And she's able to lie to herself about this until he suddenly goes completely off grid during the honeymoon and she has a mini breakdown and realizes:

- she's fallen back in love w him - he's just being regular old charming rooting-for-her-all-the-way #1 cheerleader Dexter - she craves validation, he clearly still has bad impulse control so it's headed straight for a Headmaster Phil sordid affair situation - and she cannot have their friendship degenerate into that

so she has some crisis meetings with Tilly and decides to dial it the fuck back. only casual drop-in hangouts in public with other ppl around. phone calls preferably same. no texting. emails get a pass bc it's like work (it's OK she can still be in denial a little bit, as a treat)

and miracle of miracles! by some unspoken agreement he's also dialing it the fuck back. (Em bitterly tells herself it was the mind blowing honeymoon sex.) (intuition bitterly confirmed by Dex now regularly bringing Sylvie along to their dinner/lunch/coffee dates)

Emma is trying very hard to be a supportive innocuous 100% platonic not secretly pining best friend but it's fucking hard and she ends up cancelling a bunch of things at the last minute bc of migraines or swollen glands or whatever mysterious illness she makes up, because seeing them being lovey-dovey is so fucking painful she's literally constantly on the verge of tears. Eventually, faking it till she makes it works and she's able to ignore it better and it's on a way lower shimmer and everything is mostly fine again.

all this to say! Emma was on super high guard in Paris refusing to believe Dexter had any deeper feelings specifically for her, Emma, as a person, besides someone who is always there for him and low effort etc. So his sudden refusal to have dinner w her and Jean-Pierre is very confusing. She's trying to figure it out - Dex is extroverted, loves meeting ppl and bantering and showing her up, a little too much even, like a competition to prove who's more charismatic. And the swollen glands thing is clearly fake. So what is up?????

She's distracted, picking over it on the walk to the restaurant w Jean-Pierre until she suddenly considers the possibility he is pulling the same trick she did - he is so heartbroken seeing her w someone else it is causing sufficient anguish he can't even fake being friendly and social. Dexter! Mr TV Presenter social butterfly Dexter Mayhew! And so the penny droppeth 😋

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Secret Relationship (7) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five

Before Sunrise (ao3) - Emptylester (timelordangel)

Summary: Dan and Phil are finally home, but jet lag leaves them awake at four in the morning. They take these early morning hours to enjoy being home and enjoy being together.

Can't be too careful (ao3) - Shambelina

Summary: Dan and Phil struggle to get some alone time while on tour

Case Closed - dxnhowell

Summary: Dan is a successful lawyer who works hard and has a lot of money, and is also a youtuber. Phil’s also a youtuber and they’ve been dating each other secretly as Dan hasn’t come out yet. Things are about to change though when Dan works on a lgbtq+ rights case and uses Phil as a witness.

do you remember the time (ao3) - selinawrites

Summary: it's florida, 2015. the amazing tour is not on fire is about to open to american audiences, and dan sees a photobooth.

it's london, 2019. dan is just about to upload for the first time in over a year, and phil recognizes a photo.

"Don't fuck with him." (ao3) - Misha_with_wings

Summary: People have been hating on Phil and shoving him around more than ever before and Dan was done with people hurting his best friend.

Give Me Some Of That Bass (ao3) - drxpdead

Summary: Playing music has always been a big part of Phil’s life. From the time he was five, and banging spoons against the table, to present day; seventeen years old and apart of the upcoming Alt. Rock/Everything-In-Between band, Heinous.

It’s an easy life to live, he’s sure. Making music with his best friends, trying to avoid failing high school the best he can, and getting his parents to stay off his back about ‘that God-awful noise’.

And there’s Dan Howell.

His sex-on-legs, hot tempered boyfriend, who miraculously shares his love of music. It’s like they’re meant to be.

You know, except they’re apart of different bands. Rival bands, to be exact, with every member hating the other, with a vengeance. They know damn well not to publicise their relationship, not with a certain competition coming up that could make or break them; the tension would be off the charts and would do nothing but cause unwanted drama.

But you can’t keep secrets forever. And with the stress of practice and their band members on their backs, it’s getting harder to keep it in the dark.

Glitterbomb (ao3) - alphapavlikovsky

Summary: Dan and Phil from the YouTube Creators Summit in Spain (Sept 2017). Dan is feeling a little left out while everyone is enjoying themselves until he suddenly gets into it.

The Garden (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dans father, the King of Corevia, insists that dan needs to marry a princess. Dan, however, has someone else in mind.

The war(aka 'They hate each other,right?) (ao3) - Yellowbirdbluetoo

Summary: Everyone knew about the war. The students,the teachers and faculty. Even the headmaster of the school knew about it.

The war between Phil Lester and Dan Howell.

(Aka it was a war until it wasn't)

too high (can't come down) (ao3) - danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)

Summary: Suspending himself 7,000 feet above the rest of the world seems likely to be a sure-fire way for Dan to escape normality, and isolate himself for the foreseeable future. The Secret of the Alps, a small hotel tucked into the side of the Swiss mountains is too niche for most avid adventurers to have heard of, making it the perfect place for Dan to work as he sorts through his problems. Unfortunately, privacy is a coveted thing, and as Dan soon finds out, the hotel harbours one guest who values it more than most.

Under your sexy body (ao3) - Shambelina

Summary: Touring seems to take all their time away from one another, so Dan and Phil take some time alone in the back of the bus on route to the next destination.

Unintended (ao3) - storming_wolf

Summary: Dan Howell is a model ready to start a career in acting. Phil Lester is a director ready to show he's more than capable of creating a serious drama film. After an interview Dan does sparks a muse in Phil's script, Phil casts Dan to play leading man. However, they start to develop feelings for each other and try to push their relationship aside for the sake of the movie and Academy Award season, but how far can they push it before it falls apart?

You're together aren't you (ao3) - smol_whale

Summary: "You're together, aren't you?"

It's just a simple question, however, suddenly it becomes so much more.

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

The Worth of Ambition

by oneserene

The mind of an Alchemist must be predisposed to the sharpness of thought. The ability to make decisions, or resigning from them, must be made with the rawness of the Alchemist's initial judgement. [...] Alchemy is not like Magic where its abilities are determined by blood, but instead, it is a reflection of your very own character. [...] The more candor there is in your decision — or indecision for some — your chance at success will become all the more promising.

The devastation of a historic magical war has birthed an Anti-Magicking agenda within the nation of Ralphesh. In its place takes Alchemy, flourishing for centuries until Tubbo enrolls in the L'Manberg Academy of Alchemic Education where his ambitious father decides to sow the seeds of his Pro-Magicking plans into a budding reality. With Tubbo unbeknownst to this, the friendships and connections he makes reaches unforeseen tensions as his lifelong desire to disconnect from his overbearing father is put to the test.

Words: 6495, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Toby Smith | Tubbo, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Karl Jacobs, GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Sally the Salmon (Dream SMP), Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream's Sister Drista (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Jschlatt & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Clay | Dream & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream/GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Karl Jacobs/Sapnap, Sally the Salmon (Dream SMP)/Wilbur Soot

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Magic, Emotional Manipulation, Psychological Trauma, Childhood Trauma, Major Character Injury, Family Dynamics, original world building, inspired by elements of harry potter, and divergent, and valorant lol, anti-magic agendas, pro-alchemy, magickers are illegal, schlatt is a manipulative father, Tubbo needs a hug, clingy duo, Protective Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), officer and politican schlatt, headmaster philza, drista's name is calista in this, Political Intrigue, all the characters are alchemists, Protective Older Sibling Wilbur Soot, Wilbur and Technoblade are twins, sbi is all a family, Possessive Behavior, specifically schlatt, Hurt No Comfort, for some, Hurt/Comfort Karlnap, Angst, sbi is trying to protect tubbo eventually, slow burn karlnap, established dnf, Phil is a good father, schlatt is not, no one is okay here, world building with fantasy is so hard ples bear with me, multiple POVs btw not just tubbo

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/40132404

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

At the Brink of Despair

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/l1FQ4hy

by thecorvidprince

17 incredibly talented high school students have gathered at the prestigious Hope's Peak Academy to start their future. But, the school is not what it seems. The students wake up in a dark and boarded-up version of the school with no memory of how they got there. There, they meet the headmaster of the school, a blobby plush toy named Yume who tells them the only way they can escape is if they kill someone and get away with it. Soon, the dark secrets of Hope's Peak Acadmey, Yume, and the student's themselves will be revealed.

*DSMP Danganronpa AU*

Words: 5990, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: M/M

Characters: Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Karl Jacobs, Alexis | Quackity, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Zak Ahmed | Skeppy, Luke | Punz, Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Sam | Awesamdude, Hannah | Hannahxxrose, Grayson | Purpled (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson | Philza, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Clay | Dream/GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - High School, Alternate Universe - Hope's Peak Academy (Dangan Ronpa), Killing Game (Dangan Ronpa), Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Violence, Character Death, Murder, Attempted Murder, Murder Mystery, Hope vs. Despair, Despair Era (Dangan Ronpa), Ultimate Despair (Dangan Ronpa), Despair

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/l1FQ4hy

[xihaveaplanxx]

Because You Were Nice To Me (Short Story)

Ten years ago

_____________________________________

“Dreama, calm down!”

“I can’t. He...he broke my heart, Kenny. So did she. I trusted them both. She was my fucking best friend and she fucked my boyfriend. I bring it up to them and they are both like well that’s life. She was somewhat sorry but if she was sorry, if she felt so bad, why would she even fuck him? Why would she give in to his advances knowing how much I love him. I feel so stupid. I finally thought I had something decent, someone that cared and then...I....Kenny, I just want to lie down outside. In fact, I might. I’m sorry to bother you.”

“Dreama, wait.” I stopped Dreama. She was having a horrible time. She walked in on Phil legit banging her best friend, ex best friend now , April. April tried to mediate the situation but I doubted telling your friend oh sorry I fucked your boyfriend, please forgive me , is really going to smooth things over. Dreama was with Phil since forever it seemed and now she was just...I felt so bad for her. She was rarely happy it seemed but she loved him and she loved Jungle Boy but that...that was a different kind of love. She treated him like a child and since he was the size of one...that checked out. I think he was a teenager though. Last time I checked. Headmaster Hosea had found him and brought him to the academy to live and Dreama took care of him most of the time. He was feral and he did attack sometimes but most of the time, he was in her arms, being coddled. It always seemed Phil hated him with a passion and I heard him in the boys bathroom saying some fucked up shit about him and I am glad he never did anything to him because I think that she’d take him out. She might be hurt now but if he harmed Jungle Boy, she’d be more than hurt. She’d be inconsolable, more than she was right now. “You can stay with me if you want.”

“No, I don’t want to bother you. I’m sorry. I’ve done enough. You know everyone warned me about him. I didn’t want to listen. They were like he’s too old and he’s shifty but no...I decided to go after him and now I’m here crying over this piece of shit. I just...”

“You shouldn’t be alone.” I told her. “You can stay here, it’s fine. Really. Invite Jungle Boy if you want. We can sit and watch a movie or something.”

“Okay.” She looked up at me. “I...”

“I get it. It’ll be okay. Things will be fine. I promise.”

___________________________________

“Uh, why is Jungle Boy covered in blood?” I asked as he walked into the room. He knew the blood wasn’t his. I was more concerned about whose it was. “What happened?”

“I found Phil.” He said simply. “Dreama texted me what went on and I called her to confirm and she was crying. I had to....I had to make him hurt like he hurt her.”

“You are covered in blood and all around your mouth...what did you do?”

“Just know he got what he deserved. I can’t hurt April. She advised against it but she saw it.”

“Holy shit.” I had no idea how to even respond. Maker only knows what this Jungle Nymph did to him. Who knew if the man was still breathing. The amount of blood on him was terrifying. “Do..do you want to use my shower?”

“Yes.” He nodded his head and walked off to the bathroom. I didn’t know how to even respond to that. 

“I didn’t ask him to do that.” She walked over to me probably sensing I was alarmed. “He would act like that. It’s because he cares and shows it in his own way.”

“I’d say so.” I looked over at her. “How are you feeling?”

“Bad. I just... awful. I really cared for him, you know. For them both and I just feel heavy and lost. I almost feel like liking anyone doesn’t bode well for me. Maybe it’s me.”

“No. You are a very sweet, talented person. Some guys are just trash. He’s trash.”

“You are just saying that.”

“I’m not. You are a really nice person and sure you can be rough around the edges, but deep down you have a good heart. I see how you are to Jungle Boy or even that one mage, Danhausen, the one who keeps getting in trouble for putting curses on other students. You are very sweet  and you are cute. Some guys are just not worth it. He’s some guy, clearly.”

“Thanks Kenny.” She smiled at me and then she did something I’d never imagined. She kissed me. I was stunned when she pulled away from me. I had no idea how to even respond to that. Maybe it was her emotions being heightened because she was sad or something. I was just confused. 

“Uh...what was that?”

“Oh..I’m sorry. I just...”

“I...that was something.”

“Can we not talk about it? I’m sorry. I’m feeling a lot and I guess...you were one of the few guys that don’t make me feel awful. I’m sorry.”

“I think I understand.” I looked at her. “I’m sorry other men aren’t great to you but you will find someone that will be one day. Probably not me. I’m sorry. I just don’t see you that way.”

“No..I get that. I just...I made things weird. I’m sorry Kenny.”

“It’s okay.” I hugged her. “I feel bad like I broke your heart after he broke yours. I’m really sorry.”

“No, really it’s fine. I just...I feel other than you and maybe Jungle Boy, other guys treat me so...bad and Phil didn’t...til lately and then what he’s done now. I just...I feel used and sad and pathetic and unwanted.”

“Well you are definitely not pathetic. You are wonderful.” I patted her head. “And one day, you will meet someone that sees that and I’ll make sure I talk to them and get a feel for them. I don’t want you getting hurt like this ... not ever again.”

“Thank you, Kenny.” She clung to me. “You really are such a great friend. I hope one day you find someone too.”

“I’m sure I will one of those days, for now I’m fine on my own, fine tuning my spells and making sure you and Jungle Boy stay out of trouble.”

“I’m glad you are here.” She leaned her head against me. “I just...want things to be better, that’s all.”

“And they will be.” I patted her head. “It’ll hurt for some time but one day...things will be better and you won’t even think of him.”

“I can’t wait for that day.” She yawned a tiny bit. 

“Are you tired?”

“I’ve not  slept.”

“You need sleep. If you fall asleep during the movie, I won’t be too upset. I’ll even cuddle you if it makes you happy though I feel Jungle Boy will want to cuddle more. You know how he is.”

“I know but lucky for him, I doubt anyone else could ever take my attention from him.”

“And oh how we are all lucky for that. I’d hate to see him if you didn’t give him all the attention.”

“A Lot of people would be harmed.”

“Or murdered.”

“Little bit of both.”  She chuckled. “He really is my favorite, besides you here. You guys and Headmaster Hosea at least show me that not all guys are trash...most seem to be but not all of you. Whenever I find a new boyfriend, I want one like you Kenny. Sweet and understanding and just....not a piece of shit.”

“Well there are tons of good guys out there. You’ll find someone like that. I promise.”

“You know at least when you tell me that...I actually believe it.”

__________________________________

[avidreader6]

Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts

It’s been a long time since I did Daily Phlint and I want to get back to it. When @twangcat started it, I really enjoyed it. 

And since I started the first time with a Hogwarts AU, how bout another one? This time with Headmaster Phil and Care of Magical Creatures Prof Clint. 

Watch for the ‘Read more’

Clint had just returned the last of the baby nifflers to their enclosure when heard the sounds of a throat being cleared behind him. Smiling to himself, he looked at the litter of nifflers and their mother. “Now, no more sneaking inside. Hill will have my head if you make off with the goblets she needs for class again.”

Shutting and locking the enclosure, Clint turns and pockets the key. The Headmaster continues to stand close, just watching.

“Something I can do for you, Headmaster?”

“Yes. A group of Slytherins have discovered a kneazle with a litter of kittens. I was hoping you could come and take a look and let them know if they’re okay.”

“Can do.” Clint takes a step closer, but keeps his hands to himself, not wanting to dirty the Headmaster’s pristine suit. “Want me to find some space for them out here, too?”

“If you wouldn’t mind? I don’t want the students distracted with exams coming.”

“Not a problem. I don’t have any more classes today so I can come up to the castle with you.” When the Headmaster doesn’t move, Clint takes another step closer, leaving almost no space between them. This close he can see just how blue the Headmaster’s eyes are. “Unless there’s something else, Headmaster?”

The Headmaster says nothing, just reaches out and hauls Clint close, taking his mouth in a fierce kiss. Clint melts into the kiss, hands finally moving and coming up to get ahold of Coulson, no longer caring about keeping his suit clean.

When Coulson pulls away, his lips are red and swollen and his eyes are locked with Clint’s. He’s trying to look serious, but the corners of his mouth are starting to curve up. “You’re a menace.”

“Couldn’t help myself. You’ve been stuck in meetings with the school governors and Fury all this week. Had to rile ya up somehow. Remind you what you’ve been missing.”

“And an ‘I miss you,’ just didn’t cut it?” Phil’s smiling now, eyes sparkling. He performs a wordless cleaning charm and his suit is back to being as pristine and wrinkle-free as it had been before.

“Nope.” Clint pops the ‘p’ extra hard and winks at Phil. “Are there really kneazle kittens or you looking for some afternoon delight?”

Twin spots of red appear on Phil’s cheeks. “There really are kittens. A couple of students told Natasha about them.”

Clint starts walking toward the castle, knowing Phil will follow. “What do you think she does to get her students to tell her so much? Is it just a Slytherin thing?”

It only takes a few steps for Phil to catch up and start walking abreast with Clint. “Not sure. She’s strict but fair and students respond to that.”

“But?”

Phil chuckles. “She was also a spy in the war. There are plenty of rumors flying around that you can’t keep secrets around Professor Romanoff because she will always find out.”

The laugh Clint lets out is loud and he has to stop a moment to catch his breath. “She of course says nothing to dispel these rumors, I’m guessing.”

“Correct.” They start walking again, both of them enjoying the last of the early spring warmth. “Her snakes are certainly more well behaved than Stark’s eagles.”

“They still pranking Rogers’s lions?”

“Yes, but less now. Since Steve proposed this Christmas, Tony has been encouraging inter-House cooperation.”

“Thank, Merlin. I was getting tired of taking points from students.”

They meet Natasha outside the entrance to the Slytherin dorms. She lets them in and shows them the closet the mother kneazle has taken residence in.

Clint opens the door and peeks inside. He hears Phil ask, “do you know how many kittens there are? I want to make sure none of the students have absconded with any.”

Grateful that Phil thought to ask, Clint kneels in the closet and holds out his hand to the mother. “Hey there, mama. Mind if I give you and the kids a quick check?”

The kneazle sniffs at Clint’s hand and when she doesn’t hiss, scratch, or try to bite, Clint takes that as the sign he’s good to get closer.

He shuffles closer to the kneazles and does a quick count. He’s stroking the mother’s stomach to make sure everything is as it should be when Phil’s voice filters into the closet. “There should be six kittens.”

Clint strokes six tiny fluffy heads and sees no obvious issues. “Yup, I’ve got six,” he spots something tiny near the back of the closet and reaches out. Pulling the extra kitten to his chest, he adds, “make that seven kittens. Got a runt here.”

He stands and holds the tiny blonde kitten close to his chest. Phil studies him, eyes wary. “Is it?”

“It’s alive.” He holds out the kitten. “Hold it for a second?”

Once Phil’s got it, Clint tugs off his scarf and wraps it around the pocket-sized kitten.

“Clint?” Phil’s voice is wary, as if he already knows what Clint is thinking.

“Come on, Phil, every Headmaster needs a mascot. You can name them, Cap and teach them to guard your office. Little love and care and they’ll be good as new.

When he sees Phil stroke the fluffy blonde head, he knows he’s won.

“What do I need?”

Clint leans over and kisses him on the cheek. “I’ve got everything in my case. I’ll take the mama and the little ones outside and bring what you need to your office.”

Natasha appears with a box and a blanket and helps Clint get everyone situated. “Take care of them.”

“Don’t worry, Nat. This is literally part of my job.” Natasha says nothing, just narrows her eyes at Clint. “They will get the best of care and whichever one you’ve decided is yours will come to you as soon as they’re old enough.”

Slender fingers stroke the mama’s head. “This one is mine. She can come back when she is ready.”

“Soon as the babies are weaned, she’s all yours.” WIth the way the mother kneazle is purring under Natasha’s attention, Clint knows that, no matter what, she would have found her way back into the castle.

He adds a lightening charm to the box and moves around Phil and Natasha to the entrance. “Coming with me, Phil, or want to wait for me in your office?”

Phil adjusts Clint’s scarf around the kitten and looks up at Clint. “I’ll come with you.”

Since there are no students around, Clint sneaks another kiss to Phil’s cheek. “Great! I can always use another set of hands.” He turns to Natasha, “remind the 5th years, unicorns are coming up, will you?”

“I will.” She looks over his shoulder at Phil. “Now go before the Headmaster decides his office needs him more.”

“Don’t worry,” Clint waggles his eyebrows. “Phil loves helping me out with all the creatures in my case. Reckon you won’t see us til dinner.”

[midnight-raven]

Marvel Academy AU

Welcome to the Marvel Academy, where every student has the destiny for a bright future.

Teachers/Staff:

Headmaster/Principal: Nicholas J. Fury

Vice Principal: Marie Hill

Guidance Counselor: Phil Coulson

Steve Rogers: American History, Art Club

Tony Stark: Robotics Engineering, Geometry

Bruce Banner: Chemistry/Physics

Natasha Romanoff: Foreign Language, Dance Class

Clint Barton: Physical Education

Thor Odinson: Mythological History & Football Coach

Loki Laufeyson: Drama Arts/Literature

Bucky Barnes: Psychology

James Rhodes: Politics & US Government

Sam Wilson: Geographic, Debate Team

Peter Quill: Music History

Wanda Maximoff: Literature

Edwin ‘Vision’ Jarvis: Sociology

Scott Lang: Engineering, Quantum Science

Hope Van Dyne: Entrepreneurship, Business

Stephen Strange: Anatomy, Cognitive Science

T’Challa: Culture History & Ethics

Carol Danvers: Astronomy

[illmamnim]

Because Grian is building Diagon Alley, I've started to think about a Hermitcraft × Dream smp "Hogwarts" au, but it's not actually in the Harry Potter world, but on Hermitcraft.

"Hogwarts" is in Boatem and the crew are the head of each house, with Mumbo being the headmaster.

Because the hermits are all older, it would be fun to have aged down Dream smp members, just by a couple of years so it matched the school years and they age up with the story.

I don't actually have any sorting ideas tho wozbwks other then maybe Grian can he a Flying teacher or Care of Magical creatures? Maybe Phil could be a teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts? I don't know...

I know I like the idea that Phil, Wilbur and Technoblade are all Slytherin but Tommy is Gryffindor so they mock him about it all the time.

I also like the idea that Mumbo, like Dumbledore, would often gets in on the students' adventures, but like "how's it going, fellow teens" and they just look at him.

I just want anything with Tubbo and Mumbo in all honesty. Let it be redstone, let it be goofs, let it be anything, they're just my favourites.

Also I don't know what house Grian would be in, but it would be SO funny if he was Gryffindor and he would wear the G at any point he can. And people would ask "Is that a G for Grian or Gryffindor?" And he would simply answer "yes."

Wilbur leaving school as Tommy enters it which he complains about a lot.

Maybe wilbur will try to apply to being a potions teacher?

Ranboo has some dark secret, or so rumors say. He doesn't show his face and you can barely see him after class.

I don't have any other ideas but yeah

[shitty-alternate-universes]

the shittiest thing about this AU is how much time I've spent thinking about it.

MCYT (lol mostly DSMP) "School for people with superpowers" AU. (I'm thinking vaguely along the lines of X-Men.) Let's call the school L'Manberg Academy, or LMA for short.

Jardon "Captain Sparklez" Maroon got his nickname because at first, all his powers could muster were a few sparkles. He eventually worked his way up to powerful energy beams, and went on to become a legendary hero, before retiring to be a teacher at LMA. He was the Headmaster of LMA 20-ish years ago, when Dream, Techno, George, Sapnap, Phil, and Karl were students there. He's mostly retired from that, too, but he's still more than happy to fill in for a teacher who has other engagements.

Dream Wastaken has the mutant ability to alter probability. He diligently practiced this ability, and by his last year of school, Techno was the only person who ever beat him at anything. Since his years at LMA, he has continued developing and refining his power, and eventually gained godlike power by manipulating probability at the quantum level. He is now LMA's headmaster, but for some reason his old friends George and Sapnap now want nothing to do with him. Is he up to something that only they know about?

George Notfound's power is invisibility. He, Dream, and Sapnap were inseparable when they were teenagers. He denies having dated Dream. Not much else is known about him.

Skeppy Ahmed is a mutant with diamond skin, which as a side effect means he ages slowly- he is around 70 years old, but has the body of a 20something, and (seemingly) the mind of a reckless, mischievous teenager. Decades ago, he summoned the demon BadBoyHalo, just for the fun of it.

BadBoyHalo is a power-hungry demon, but thankfully, he mainly seeks power in Hell, not Earth. The main reason he visits Earth at all is to visit his friend Skeppy and his son, Sapnap. It is not known why he hates curse words so much.

(way more bios under the keep-reading)

Sapnap Halo has the ability to drain lifeforce from living things into himself. His powers derive from his demonic heritage and not a mutant gene, but he went to LMA anyways, because where else would you send a kid with superpowers? During his school years he would often kill other kids' pets by draining their life force, though as he got older he grew to be more mature than that.

Karl Jacobs' mutant ability allows him to teleport, but he rarely uses it as it messes with his memory. He can also time travel, but he tries not to as it misses with his memory even more, and he has very little control over it. He keeps his time travelling a secret, even from his husbands, because his future self told him to. He is LMA's main history teacher.

Alexis Quackity is a normal human who lives with his husbands Sapnap and Karl. (Well, they call each other husbands, but none of them are legally married, since the law does not allow polygamy.)

Technoblade's mutation gave him pink skin and a pig-like face, as well as enhanced strength and a powerful healing factor which makes him essentially unkillable. When he was young, his parents were murdered by an anti-mutant hate group and he was forced to fight other mutants, some of them hardened adults, but no fighter stood a chance against the kid who was known only by the nickname he gave himself: Technoblade. When the fighting ring was busted, Philza's parents took Techno in, and he attended LMA. He was later expelled after violently killing his parents' murderers. After this, he became a fugitive, spending much of his time with Phil and Skeppy, the only two people he trusts.

Philza Minekraft's mutant ability gave him a set of wings. Despite having such a non-combat-centric power, he was (and still is) a very adept fighter. He was Techno's only friend in school, and they still would die for each other. He secretly wonders if he's a bad father to his sons Wilbur and Tommy, and his foster sons Fundy and Ranboo.

Wilbur S. Minekraft is an LMA student who can phase through solid objects. He's a straight-A student and a decent musician. He aspires to do great things with his life, although he is scared of what Fundy says he will become.

Fundy Minekraft, due to his mutation, looks like an anthropomorphic fox, but hates being called a furry. He claims to be Wilbur's son from the future. (Neither Karl nor Fundy nor anyone else knows whether Karl had anything to do with this.) Since he has no way of returning to his home time, he lives with his family and attends LMA. He says Wilbur was not just a bad father, but a terrorist and mass murderer, yet he doesn't seem to care enough to try and prevent Wil from becoming that person.

Tomothy I. Minekraft is the youngest kid in his household. He tested positive for the mutant gene, even on tests that essentially never produce false positives, but has not shown any sign of superpowers. He constantly tells other LMA students that his powers will kick in any day now and will be way better than everyone else's, but he's really just trying to reassure himself. He doesn't really have any friends outside of his family, and Tubbo.

Ranboo Live is an LMA student who can teleport. He also seems to have some level of reality manipulation powers, but so far the extent of these are unknown. His memories from before Phil took him in are hazy, leading some to suspect that teleportation negatively affects his memory, much like Karl. Other students seem convinced that Mr. Wastaken shows favoritism toward him, but they neither know nor care why.

Tubbo Underscore is Tommy's best friend, and has the ability to talk to animals. More so than most, he has a deep admiration for Captain Sparklez, and is always delighted when the Captain teaches at LMA.

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

...DreamXD is the headmaster in Ever After au. He isn’t malicious, he’s just terrifying to be honest but means well. He’s like the Grimm of the au and he has magic.

Don’t fuck with him. He is someone not to be crossed. He’s nice enough but god, he’s terrifying.

Several times, Phil has to convince him to not expel the kids and god, it’s stressful for him.

Feel like he is basically a mix of Dream’s manipulative bastard traits without the evil and trauma and the Dream from the first L’Manberg war. So he is well-intentioned but XD, you can’t manipulate people to sign the book, that’s wrong. 

[moonbearmeliox]

DSMP/Mianite Harry Potter AU: Backstory & Philosopher’s Stone

Masterlist

Events Before Philosopher's Stone

XD, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, is at large during the first Wizarding War. The Order of The Phoenix is trying it’s best to stop the threat(because the Ministry isn’t doing much). The original members included Phil, Jordan, Puffy, Tom, Tucker, Sonja, Eret’s dad(who dies during the War), Sally(Fundy’s mom, no connection to Wilbur, also dies), and three powerful wizard siblings: Mianite, Dianite, and Ianite.

As powerful as the three were, they were assigned guards just in case XD came for them.

Jordan was assigned to Ianite, Tom was assigned to Dianite, and Tucker and Sonja were assigned to Mianite.

And then the prophecy happens, that XD will only be defeated by the one who wields the Wand of Balance. 

No one knew who wielded the wand of balance at the time...except for a few members of the Order

Now there was also the suspicion that there was a mole in the Order, and that was proven right when they got word that XD also knew about the prophecy.

So they have the three siblings separate to different parts of the country for fear that XD may come after them for the wand or knowledge of the wand. No one knows the locations of where any of the siblings are, except their guards who are with them, and Phil.

This is the night when everything happens.

First, Tom finds out that Dianite was the traitor, and hurriedly sends an owl to wherever Tucker and Sonja are, because owls always find their recipient. He also hurries back to the order

Second, Tucker and Sonja come upon Mianite, who was murdered by Dianite. In their pursuit, Dianite loudly proclaims in public that it was Tucker and Sonja who murdered Mianite and frames them for the murder of 13 muggles before faking his death and leaving behind a finger as evidence of death.

Third, Jordan and Ianite are ambushed and in a desperate attempt to save Jordan, Ianite sends Jordan...somewhere. Ianite dies shortly after the ambush.

Lastly, while all of this is going down, XD goes to the Maron household in hopes of getting information out of Jordan about Ianite or the wand of balance. 

Except Jordan isn’t there. XD is met with Puffy and a one year old Tubbo. XD and Puffy duel, resulting in Puffy being hit with a powerful curse that afterwards made her stay at St Mungo’s for over a year. She was left with half white, half brown hair and sheep horns.

It also made her unable to protect Tubbo when XD went to kill him.

Except the curse backfires, and rebounds on to XD, supposedly killing him and stripping him of his powers.

The word travels fast that XD was defeated by a 1 year old boy. They claim he is the chosen one since he defeated XD. 

Tubbo Maron, The boy who lived.

The aftermath: Tucker and Sonja in Azkaban, Mianite and Ianite dead, Dianite is a traitor and supposedly dead, Puffy is hospitalized, and Jordan is missing.

After weeks of searching for Jordan and coming up empty, Phil decides to take in Tubbo and raise him with his wife Kristen, alongside his son, Wilbur.

Philosopher's Stone

Having grown up with Phil and Wilbur, Tubbo knows he’s a wizard very early on.

He also knows that the whole wizarding world thinks he’s the chosen one, with all the stares and whispers he gets when he goes out with Phil and Wilbur on occasions.

But every time Tubbo gets anxious about it, Phil always reassures him.

“Everyone thinks I’m some great wizard or that I will be when I get older. I don’t know if I can handle that kind of pressure, Phil.”

“Mate, don’t worry about what you think the entire world thinks about you. If you do, you’re gonna run yourself ragged. All that you should worry about is if you’re happy. And when you’re not, you’ll always have someone to talk to. And if you’re worried about being a great wizard, I know you have some of your dad’s traits. You’ll be great.”

Phil tried to keep Tubbo away from most of the “Chosen one bullshit” as he referred to it. He tried to give Tubbo a normal wizard life as much as possible. But he would tell Tubbo many stories about his dad and what he got up to at Hogwarts.

Phil did not tell Tubbo anything about the Order of the Phoenix or about most of the events that happened the night he got that scar. Just that XD came looking for Tubbo’s dad and when his dad wasn’t there, XD went to attack him and died. All Tubbo knows is that his dad was never seen after that night.

Speaking of Hogwarts, after seeing Wilbur go off to school for two years and having it just be him and Kristen in the house when Phil has headmaster duties, Tubbo finally got his acceptance letter to Hogwarts. Hand delivered by Phil of course.

Once books, robes, a wand, and an owl named Benson was acquired, Tubbo counted down the days till September 1st.

The day came and Kristen took the boys to Platform 9 and ¾ to board the Hogwarts Express. After an emotional goodbye, Wilbur and Tubbo boarded the train and Tubbo’s adventure began.

Tubbo bumps into a tall boy named Ranboo on the train and they find a compartment to ride together. It’s all nice and tranquil as they make small talk and get to know each other. Ranboo mentions he's a muggleborn and has memory problems. Tubbo's about to tell him his name when the compartment door is slammed open by a tall blonde boy.

“Hey bitch! Is this compartment taken?”

Tommy. The boy’s name is Tommy. Who took a seat no matter the answer.

“So, what’s your name?” “I’m Tubbo. Tubbo Maron”

*Que the exclamations of surprise and questions*

Word did travel that The Chosen One was on the train, and a boy named Purpled came into the compartment.

Purpled is self centered, telling Tubbo that he could keep better company with him.

Tubbo turns him down and Tommy loudly tells him to leave the compartment. Purpled does after Tommy's spider Shroud tries to bite him.

Anyway, the train soon arrives at Hogwarts and the first years are ushered across the lake and into the castle to get sorted.

Brought into the Great Hall by Professor Puffy, the sorting starts. Ranboo gets sorted into Hufflepuff, Tommy gets sorted into Gryffindor, Purpled gets sorted into Syltherin.

Then with a brief hesitation, Professor Puffy calls “Tubbo Maron” 

The hall erupts into whispers as Tubbo steps up to the stool and the hat is placed on his head. After a few moments, the hat shouts Ravenclaw.

Tubbo goes to the table and after getting a thumbs up from Wilbur and a wave from Ranboo and Tommy, Tubbo is introduced to Eret, an older year Ravenclaw.

On to life at Hogwarts.

Purpled steals a student’s item during flying lessons and Tubbo tries to take it back on a broom. Professor Vikstar, who is the flying instructor and Head of Ravenclaw, sees this and puts Tubbo on the Quidditch team to play Seeker. Eret is the Captain of the team and is able to show Tubbo the ropes.

Purpled also challenges Tubbo to a duel. Tommy goes with him as his second and Ranboo comes to make sure they don't get in trouble but surprise! Purpled doesn't show and the trio, having to run away from the caretaker, stumble upon a giant three headed dog(which they later learn is named Fran from the Groundskeeper, Hbomb.)

Troll in the Dungeon! Professor Antfrost comes bursting into the Great Hall on Halloween, loudly proclaiming there is a troll in the dungeon before fainting.

Look at me and tell me Tommy wouldn’t want to go and see the troll.

Tubbo and Ranboo reluctantly tag along to make sure he doesn’t get hurt/in trouble. Cut to Tommy being held upside down by the troll and Tubbo knocking it out with it’s club.

Puffy, Phil and AntFrost come across them and instead of getting house points, they get detention.

Oh look Antfrost is injured, must have gotten that when he ran into the Troll.

The trio has to serve detention with H in the Forbidden Forest and since they were able to get the name of the dog out of H, why not ask him what it’s guarding. 

He says he won’t say anything about it. “Whatever Fran is guarding is between Professor Watson and Nicholas Flammel…..I shouldn’t have said that.”

So now the trio are spending most of their free time researching about Flamel.

“Why can’t you just ask Professor Watson? Isn’t he like your dad or something ``

''He would know we’re looking at something we aren’t supposed to. And I don’t want to get in trouble again.”

Christmas comes around and Tubbo gets an invisibility cloak with a note saying it was his father's (Puffy gave it to him but Tubbo doesn't know that.)

Well now the whole school's open to explore and he can research about Flamel after dark.

He isn't quite about it though and when fleeing from the caretaker he ends in an empty classroom that has a mirror.

Except when he looks in it, he doesn't just see himself. He sees a man standing next to him. His father! He excitedly turns around but no one is there. Looking back at the mirror, he sees more people, including Professor Puffy standing right next to his dad.

It's easy enough for Tubbo to come to the conclusion that this mirror shows him his family, but he's curious why Puffy's there.

So of course he asks Puffy if she knew his dad. And she's a bit hesitant on her answer

"I know him. We, uh...we went to school together."

The answer doesn’t satisfy Tubbo but Puffy kicks him of her classroom out before he can ask more questions.

Tubbo keeps going back to the mirror every night till he is eventually met with Phil and Puffy in the room waiting for him.

Phil explains that the mirror is the mirror of Erised, it shows the person what he desires most. When Tubbo tells him that he sees his family in the mirror, Puffy tells him that Tubbo’s dad is her brother. 

Tubbo wants to ask more questions, but Phill tells him the mirror will be moved and wants him to promise not to try and find it. Tubbo reluctantly agrees.

Eventually the trio find out that Nicolas Flamel was the creator of the Philosopher's Stone and that’s what Fran must be guarding. Tubbo also comes to the conclusion that Professor Antfrost is the one after the stone.

So the trio try to go see Phil to tell him but Puffy says he’s away on urgent business. And instead of waiting for Phil to come back(because by then it will be too late) they decide to go after Antfrost themselves.

Conquering room after room, Tommy is knocked unconscious by the chess set and Ranboo stays to make sure he’s ok. Upon the final room, Tubbo comes face to face with Antfrost.

But Antfrost is not alone, kinda, cuz he’s got XD on the back of his head. We already know the motives. He wants to stone for XD, Tubbo gets it from the mirror and Antfrost turns to dust in the end.

Phil nearly has a heart attack when he finds out what happens but all is good in the end and Tubbo’s first year at Hogwarts comes to a close.

Before Tubbo leaves,  Puffy gives Tubbo a family album and plans to visit during the summer.

[leonameowzz]

Theory/HCs: Dorm Leader Rivals from RSA ⚔🤴

Thought it would be interesting to explore some potential rivals for our TW boys. My take on them is that they’re somewhat the antithesis of the dorm leaders, though they definitely have their flaws.

Allister (based off Alice): 

Likes to wander off; Gets distracted easily/daydreams; Probably bad at following rules even if it’s not on purpose

Even though Che’nya has already been introduced, I don’t think he’s Riddle’s rival; more like a chaotic-neutral entity similar to the Chesire cat

Rajah (based off Jasmine’s tiger): 

He’s royalty hailing from Country of Sands; Friendly & loyal; Diligent; Pampered a lot by his people

Since Cheka is too young, and Farena already graduated

He was already hinted at in Chap 3

Rielle (based off Ariel): 

Inquisitive; Handsome therefore popular; Upstanding/honest; Can be quite stubborn once he’s set his mind on something

This one’s interesting because Kalim was originally supposed to be in RSA, so he would’ve been Jamil’s rival

Amir (based off Aladdin): 

Could be royalty/rich heir; But actually independent; My HC is that he’s good friends with Rajah

I can see him having a darker side where he detests Kalim because he views the latter as too trusting and helpless

The only confirmed rival, hope he gets more screen time

Neige Leblanche (based off Snow White): 

Was probably handed everything to him on a silver platter so he’s never had to work hard for anything; Would be the most spoiled out of all the rivals/ super demanding

Hugo (based off Hercules): 

Well-toned body & super strong; Outgoing; Confident; Eager to help others; Though I picture him to be more brawn than brains, like Vargas

Could even be related to Idia (maybe distant cousin?) 

Since I’m on the boat that believes Silver is Sleeping Beauty’s counterpart

The rival would instead be Philip (based off Prince Philip): 

He would be like Philip the Third or something, so I didn’t change his name, probably came from a long line of dragon slayers so he’s basically Malleus’ mortal enemy

Exudes chivalry; Sociable; Excellent fencing skills

*BONUS (RSA Staff)*

Fairy Godfather could be a teacher or even the principal of RSA (But would also be cool if the Headmaster is based off a white swan to contrast Crowley)

RSA PE teacher could be based off Philoctetes (Phil) from Hercules, since he’s supposed to be a mentor for heroes. As a Satyr, he would be super beefy and can match Vargas in stamina.

Maybe a Genie-based character as a ‘rival’ to Sam’s Mystery Shop?

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Lay My Curses Out to Rest

by tomseus

Puffy's expression softened, "I've tried everything option, Tommy, and it's not your fault people are unprepared for your curse. It's just a disadvantage all undesirable curses have."

Tommy stared at his burger, "well, what is this new place?"

Puffy slid a brochure across the red tabletop. It was small and had bright pictures of a fancy-looking building and smiling kids. "THE CROFT ACADEMY" jumped out from the first page in giant white letters. The brochure rambled on about some nice boarding school in the countryside of L'manburg and its headmaster Phil Croft who founded this school when one of his kids had struggled in school due to his undesirable curse.

Words: 1522, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Major Character Death

Characters: TommyInnit, Cara | CaptainPuffy, Wilbur Soot, Sam | Awesamdude

Relationships: TommyInnit & Awesamdude, Cara | CaptainPuffy & TommyInnit, Tommyinnit & Wilbur Soot

Additional Tags: Philza is mentioned, Technoblade is mentioned - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Platonic Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Boarding School, Curses, Crimeboys - Freeform, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

[itsonlydana]

I thought about a "monster-high" dream smp edition and how that school would work. Not sure if I´ll ever write it but maybe there is a writer out there who wants the idea or someone who wants to chat about it.

First-generation (who will maybe become teacher after that) would be:

- phil as a winged hybrid, techno as a piglin hybrid, foolish the shark/totem hybrid, sapnap with his fire/blaze powers, bad, eret as a wither hybrid, schlatt as a goat/devil hybrid

i know there are many more but you get what i mean. First "season" would be them in their youth, going through love, breakups, school work and life in general and then some go on to become teachers or headmasters while others maybe even become the villain for the second generation which would be:

- tubbo as a goat hybrid, tommy maybe an avian, ranboo, purpled, slime

would be a pretty nice high school au