#heh..heh...hahaha...HAHAHAHA

[waffleboyy]

Timmy is so cute when he snores he sounds like my cat but just way faster ...

[dreamlandxrunaway]

Update! Was told to leave off using my computer and phone as much as I can... which is.... a lot..... and which mostly applies to my phone! My wrist is fine... just.... a different health issue I need to take care of, which I'm already taking some steps towards dealing with...

What does that mean for 1CDAT or anything else? Well, I definitely can't do as much as I wanted to, since there is other stuff that need my attention, and I'll need to focus most of my energy on that! As well as me just not really wanting to write about winter in the middle of the summer hahaha

In conclusion(????): 1CDAT on a hiatus until October (as much as I wish it ended sooner,,, i just won't have the time for the double written parts.. as they probably won't be short... we are about to enter the last arc(?) of the story soon); I'm gonna be accepting drabble / short one shots and time stamps requests the next two weeks (more or less) - as long as I'm comfortable with actually writing them (aka probably not taking any explicit explicit requests until I post a smut fic os on my own); following that last one, might post something that's unrelated to my ongoing smau... wanted it to be another smau but since I'm not really allowed to use my phone as much... it might be an OS or something of sorts hehe

For the requests thing, will post the (possible) requirements some time during this weekend :))

[craziechwiv]

Funny Shrimp

(By popular demand, Finn x Shrimpo)

Shrimpo is busy in the dining section, eating a sandwich alone in solitude. As he does so, a figure comes up behind, giving him a hug from behind that nearly makes him choke on his sandwich. As he turns around, he sees none other than his boyfriend Finn smiling at him with that tooth gape smile of his.

Finn: Hey there Shrimpy! My 'prawn' and only~.

Shrimpo: Ugh...I thought you'd stop with the stupid puns already, you know I hate em when you're trying to be romantic.

Despite his comment, Shrimpo still smiles and laughs at the pun. Finn lets go of Shrimpo and goes to sit by him, leaning on the aquatic Toon's shoulder.

Finn: Heh, sorry. Force of...'halibut'! Hahahaha!

Shrimpo: Pfft- oh my...no, no. Not funny. Didn't make me laugh.

Finn: Are you sure~?

Shrimpo: ...mhm.

Finn: That's a shame, I was for 'shore' that'd would seal the 'eel' for you to do so!

Shrimpo couldn't hold in his laughter, laughing like a madman as he slammed his fist down on the table. Finn just watched in satisfaction at his partner enjoyed his sense of humor.

Shrimpo: I-I'm so gonna kill you! Hahaha!

Finn: Your words may say something, but your emotions are making me 'sea' something differently!

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Head canon: Shrimpo is one of the few people who Finn can tell puns towards, even if he says he hates them.

[undercovergamer]

❤️Squirmy Worm❤️

⚠️This fic focuses mainly on tickling. Please do not read it if that upsets you.⚠️

Yes I’m postponing my only requests to make a fic on a whim, so what? It’s my blog and I don’t get to choose my whims ✨🐊✨ just know, anon, they’re definitely in the works and have many words written, I just need to write more and proof read and so on. sorry for taking so long 🐀 I was depressed but I recovered ��👍👍

anyways have this bite sized fic :3

Word Count: 890

Sometimes, when there’s nothing else to do, Gorou will seek out Itto to spend time with him. Usually they play some silly games, but this time they chose to snuggle, all nice and toasty in their cozy bed. Sometimes they would ask each other silly questions as a way to bond. It was a fun activity, and a real nice way to spend time together.

“Itto…?” Gorou laid snuggled up next to his lover, hugging him from the side while his head rested on his chest.

“Mm? What’s up, pup?” Itto smiled and gently squeezed him closer, nuzzling his cheek against the warrior’s head. The soft hair felt so nice brushed up against him like that.

“Mm… would you still love me if I was a worm?” Gorou asked with sincerity, glancing up at his partner’s surprised look. He was only joking around for funsies.

“Pfft, what? Of course I would, ya goober! I’ll love you no matter what!” Itto exclaimed, chuckling at such a silly question.

“Hehe~ really? Even if I was a slimey worm? Wouldn’t that be gross?” Gorou asked, grinning playfully as Itto adjusted his position.

“Yeah… heh, bet I could turn ya into a worm right now~ hahaha!” Itto teased, moving to hover over his partner with a mischievous look.

“Hahaha! How would you do that, hm?” Gorou chuckled when he got rolled to his back as a result, smiling at the oni while wagging his tail.

“Oh, just you wait. I’ll turn you into my favorite kind~” Itto teased, sticking the tip of his tongue out in a silly expression.

“Mhm? Heh… I-I hope you don’t mean the slimey one…” Gorou’s ears lowered nervously.

“Nah, it’s not... it’s a different one!”

“Huh? Wh-! Hey!” His relief was short-lived.

Itto snickered and grabbed the blanket, attempting to wrap Gorou up in it, but the canine had other plans and put up a fight instead, squirming and trying to wrestle his way out while laughing with amusement.

“C’mon! Co-operate, will ya? Hold still!” Itto complained, pinning the other down against the bed.

“Ack-! Let me go! Hahahaha!” Gorou laughed, having fun with their silly game even though he failed to escape.

“Ah, what the heck…” Itto dropped his previous plan and simply raised Gorou’s arms above his head, gently, but firmly, holding his wrists down with one hand.

“H-Heh…! Whoa, w-wait!! What are you doinnggg??” Gorou questioned nervously, giggling already as his shirt slipped up a little. His ears twitched and his tail wiggled with excitement…

“Heh~ Who’s my little squirmy worm?” Itto didn’t answer his question, deciding to tickle without warning instead, which made the general squeal loudly.

“EEK!! NahahahAHAHAH!! Stahahahahahahap!!” He exclaimed with surprise, squirming around like crazy. Itto laughed, tickling the other’s armpits one at a time, switching between them to make him squeal and wriggle in different directions.

“Ooh, look at you go! Hahaha! Tickle tickle tickle~” the oni teased, letting go of Gorou’s wrists to tickle his sides with both hands instead. If he hadn’t switched it up, the poor boy would’ve suffered. “Tickle tickle~!” Still, all that teasing was driving him up the wall.

“Nahahahahahaha!! Nahahat thahahahahat!!” Gorou’s high pitched laughter spread throughout the room as he wiggled and flailed, free to move wherever he could since Itto wasn’t sitting on his legs this time. He usually doesn’t, anyway, since Gorou is short (lol).

“Hahaha! You’re so cute~ I love your little giggles so much…” Itto said lovingly, smiling at the other with pure adoration on his face as his tickling slowed, his nails gently tracing the tummy under the canine’s shirt.

“Eheheeheheheehee!! You’re sohohoho mehehehean!!” Gorou hid his face in his hands, giggling up a storm while happily wagging his tail. Even though the sensation was very, very ticklish, he found the softness of it comforting somehow.

“Heheh! You love it~” Itto said, moving one hand to pet Gorou’s head and play with his hair.

“Eehehehehehehee~!!”

“Who’s a good boy~? Who’s a good boy~??” Itto ruffled Gorou’s hair, pausing the tickling to rub his ears with both hands instead.

“Mhmhmhm~ hehehehe~! I-I am! Hehe…!” Gorou felt very brave for answering that. Usually he’d die of embarrassment…

“Oh yes you are! Yes you are! Oh, you’re so cute…” Itto struggled to contain his cute aggression, ruffling the other’s hair some more before growling and tickling him silly. “I just can’t contain myself! You’re way too adorable not to destroy!” he exclaimed, playfully scribbling at whichever spot he could reach, adoring each and every squeak, shriek, and hysterical laugh he got out of the other.

The tickling went on til Gorou’s squirms got less frequent, and they resumed their warm snuggles soon after. Gorou laid on top of Itto, resting his head against his chest as if it were a pillow. His cheeks were rosy, his tail was wagging gently, and his smile hadn’t left his face while he panted.

“Heh… ehehe… huff… hehe…” He’d had a lot of fun, now resting after so much silliness and laughter.

“I love you, my lil’ squirmy wormy~” Itto teased, adjusting their blanket and hugging his darling close, petting his fluffy hair and ears.

“Heheh! I-I love you too… but don’t call me that!” Oh, how he wish he could get proper payback for once… Perhaps that day would come soon.

One can only hope…

[physics-of-one-piece]

Part 8 of Punk Hazard Dub watch party

601

Dub Law’s cry of pain as Vergo squeezes his heart again - goddamn it! 😭😭

Wait, what. Monet did hear about Luffy & Law’s alliance? What. HOW? They were up on a MOUNTAIN

Oho, Law’s little smile and “heh”

“So your clever secretary saved your hide, huh?” Oh my god, Law is so snarky I love him

“I didn’t expect someone so smart to work for such a dumbass.” HAHAHAAAH I love Dub Law

“Undone by your own powers, huh? That is some record-breaking stupidity.” Wait till you hear about Gear 4 that leaves Luffy without Haki for 10 FULL MINUTES GIVING THE ENEMY A CHANCE TO KILL HIM. I think I lost HAIR during that entire thing.

“Yeah, he’s not listening to a word you say.” Dub Monet is hilarious.

602

“Man, that is one big frog.” Dub Luffy never fails to chill me out

Woah, an apple turned into a devil fruit.

“Run! For your life! AAAAAAA!” Dub Zoro, Brook & Sanji 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“If you fall behind, we’ll have to leave you! Slow down and you’re as good as dead!” Yeah I love Dub Zoro’s voice

Brook crying 🤣🤣

“Run faster than the damn wind!” Zoro 🤣🤣

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣 their shrieks hahaha

“Holy crap! We can run on the damn thing if we catch it!” I love Dub Zoro so much bcs he also swears

The way they zoomed after the dragon AHAHAHAHA

Luffy watching Zoro & the gang run 🤣🤣

“Wait, that means he’s not gonna give me his legs 😟 Hey, wait! That’s not the problem right now, Robin!” Hahahaha Luffy

Aww, Luffy yelling at them to run faster. They are running faster, Luffy 🤣🤣

I need to take a pic, wait.

Look how they run 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Uh-oh, he’s putting Luffy & the gang outside, too

Oh, Law must have thrown it. Also, Law talking through notes… like Cora (breaks down and cries) 😭😭 yes I know it’s normal but still!

I would have paid big bucks to have Vice Admiral Rosi & Warlord Law vs Vergo. BIG BIG BUCKS.

“Hmmm. So… how are we getting out of this jam?” I fckn love Dub Luffy

“I’m not gonna let a small detail like that hold us back now, Straw Hat.” Dub Law 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉😍😍

“Just don’t screw it up again.” 🤣🤣

“Time for the counter attack.” Ready when you are, Law! I love Dub Law so much his is my fav dub voice

“Heh. Right!”

I love Dub Luffy & Dub Law

603

Poor Killer having to babysit these guys

I love Dub Law

Oh, Law wants a smokescreen

“Yohoo! Free at last!”

“You’re still in a cage, you moron.”

Sth sth themes of a cage sth sth and how Luffy is still free even when in a cage sth sth

“You’re at my mercy. What should I do, huh?” That’s kinda hot, dub Law

God, I adore dub Law UGH I LOVE HIS VOICE

I would give Dub Law whatever he wants, tbh

“Yahoo!” Dub Luffy is so precious, cutie patootie

“Hey, Traffy!” That is so cute, omg that nickname is so cute.

Law growling all annoyed at Luffy. You’ll get used to it, Law.

“Boobies! 🤩” I love Dub Sanji.

“If you don’t shut up I’ll give ya something to really bleed about!” Zoro 🤣

Law’s Room never gets old to watch.

Idk about you but this team-up was so good to watch.

“Hehehe! This is gonna be awesome!” I agree with Luffy

Kin’emon & Zoro about to slash

The cut was great. Absolutely epic. BUT THAT WAS THE ONLY THING BLOCKING THE POISON 😭😭😭

The fact Luffy calls the impending fight a party, how can you not love Luffy?

[howlingday]

Lancaster Dream House

Ruby: I never cared about playing with Barbie growing up. They were the perfect sacrificial lambs to my Power Rangers and their awesome powers!

Jaune: I played with Barbie when I played with my sisters. I never knew about the Barbie world, so I was just learning.

Ruby: How to play Barbie? Is it really that different?

Jaune: Well, yeah, because everything is so every-day and situational in the Barbie world. It's totally different from how you'd play with Naruto figures.

Ruby: True.

Jaune: I'm not making them fly up in the air and shouting jutsus at each other and punching each other in the face.

Ruby: "Kage Bunshin!" Heh heh heh...

Jaune: Exactly! I'd do all the voices, too, but... With Barbie, the way girls played, it was all situational and slice of life. They'd be like...

Jaune: "Here, they're having dinner right now."

Ruby: Huh... I never realized.

Jaune: "And now they're going driving in their car."

Ruby: Where would they go?

Jaune: Probably to their other friends' house. And I would do it because I didn't give a fuck! I just wanted to play with toys!

Ruby: What do they do when they get to their friends' house?

Jaune: They'd have dinner again.

Ruby: And after that?

Jaune: Probably go on a tour of the house. Y'know, just showing off their stuff like going on a tour.

Ruby: "I'm probably gonna have to do some landscaping and renovations if I wanna sell."

Jaune: Yeah, 'cause the houses are really nice, y'know, and-

Ruby: "Right now, I'm looking to lease with an option to buy." Like, they get really adult about it.

Jaune: Hahaha! "Yeah, I'm thinking, you know, it'll help build some equity and I think the ROI in ten years... It'll probably be... I wanna say, like..."

Ruby: "Ken is such an idiot! I told him to hire a lawyer before we go through escrow!"

Jaune: "I don't wanna get fucked by fees!"

Ruby: Heeheeheehee!

Jaune: HAHAHAHA!

Ruby: "Honey? It's time to stop playing with your dolls."

Jaune: "Play with the Dragon Ball figures, instead. Like your idiot sister."

Jaune: "And they'd go boom! A kaboosh! Bwaah! Bwerk! Kwah! And they crash into each other and smashes into rocks!"

Ruby: Snrk! Ken's like, "Barbie, I don't have a low sperm count! It's just, they have low motility!"

Jaune: "How is that better?!"

Ruby: "It's- I- I- There are pills I can take!"

Jaune: "Thanks for playing dollhouse with me~!"

Ruby: Yeah, and you're just sitting there in stunned silence.

Jaune: Ha ha ha ha!

Ruby: "With today's IVF advancements-!"

Jaune: "You know that doesn't work! I was just reading in GOOP the other day!"

Ruby: "It's worth a shot, at least!"

Jaune: "Is it two thousand lien worth a shot?! We have bills to pay, Ken!"

Ruby: "Maybe we wouldn't have so many bills to pay if you didn't run this god damned Malibu Dreamhouse 24/7!"

Jaune: "You always want the convertible! You want it custom-painted pink!"

Ruby: "Have you ever considered the climate implications on this dream car?!"

Jaune: "It's not even electric! You can see the gas intake right there!"

Ruby: "THAT'S BULLSHIT, KEN! ELECTRIC CARS STILL WORK OFF THE SAME GRID!"

Ruby: HAHAHA!

Jaune: HAHAHA!

Ruby: "Yeah, but they don't have emissions, Barbie! It's the best we can do, unless this society starts investing in trains and public infrastructure! That's all we can do!"

Jaune: "THEY TRIED, KEN! They tried in Mantle, and you know what? It was a FUCKING RED-TAPE BUREAUCRATIC DISASTER!"

Ruby: And your sisters are, like, "Can I go home?"

Jaune: HAHAHAHA!

Ruby: HAHAHAHA!

Ruby: "Barbie, that's why you need to run for office. You've been saying it your whole life, and you never do it."

Jaune: "...You know what, Ken? You're right."

Ruby: ...I love you.

Jaune: ...I love you.

Ruby: You can do anything.

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...

Ruby: "Now let's have some tea!"

Jaune: Heh heh heh...

Jaune: MALIBU~! BARBIE DREAMHOUSE~!

Ruby: "Do you wanna be Ken now?"

Jaune: "Agh, well..."

Ruby: "You know, it's getting pretty late...

Jaune: "It's, like, three-thirty."

Ruby: "Can I bring Godzilla into this?"

Jaune: "Sure~! He can be who I'm running against for local office~!"

Ruby: "SKRREEEEEEEE! EEEEK-OOOONK~!"

Jaune: Now that I'd love to see.

Ruby: "Barbie, I want you to meet my new friend, Godzilla!"

Ruby: "Graaaaaagh!"

Ruby: "Oh my god! THE Godzilla?!"

Ruby: "Yeah, have you heard of him?"

Ruby: "HE'S WHO I'M RUNNING AGAINST~!"

Ruby: Boo-wooow-wow-wooow~!

Jaune: MALIBU~! BARBIE DREAMHOUSE~!

Jaune: Godzilla is running on a strong destroy the city platform.

Ruby: "I've gotta stop him~!"

Jaune: "And you know what? I say with all these politicians, I'd say they're all trying to destroy the city! AT LEAST HE'S HONEST ABOUT IT!"

Ruby: "He tells it like it is!"

Ruby: RAAAAAAAAAAAGHK!

Ruby: "Y'see?!"

Jaune: MALIBU~! BARBIE DREAMHOUSE~!

Jaune: ...What the fuck were we talking about before this?

Ruby: "Anyways, same time, 4PM?"

Jaune: "Yeah, sure..."

Ruby: "I'll bring Ghidorah..."

Jaune: "Ugh... Can't I just do homework instead?"

Ruby: "Can you bring the Technodrome with all the goop, too? I've got an idea..."

[islandtarochips]

Sergeant, NO

Agnes: You should've seen Garrick! He was hanging upside down from the HELICOPTER! Nik and I thought he was already dead! Tiala: Huh. I guess he's very lucky that he has that rope attached to him. Agnes: I know! It was AMAZING and FUNNY! HAHAHAHA! Tiala: Heh. Agnes: .......I wonder if I can ask Tama to ride me in his helicopter so I can try- Tiala, gave a smack on her head: NO. Agnes: OWIE!

Arthur's Note: The dear ol' Sergeant wanted to try how Gaz ended up in the MW2. With NO second thoughts. Lol. That Helicopter scene is still my favorite though. Can't get over it! Hahaha!

[straykidsnews]

BANG CHAN 🐺💌

[240709] 10:54 AM CEST

: Here are the results for the poll

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[240709] 10:59 AM CEST

: It’s Stray Kids!

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[240709] 11:03 AM CEST

: A spoil might get me in trouble

: So I’ll sing a part for you later hahaha

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[240709] 11:12 AM CEST

: If Chk Chk Boom got selected I was legit going to spoil something

: Guess not~~~ hahahahahahahaha

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[240709] 4:35 PM CEST

: As I thought

: A part of my face needs to be covered

: If I wanna look good hahaha

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[240709] 4:36 PM CEST

: It is true ㅡㅡ

: I can see it with my own eyes!!! Hahahahahaha

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[240709] 5:04 PM CEST

: Nah nah I need to cover up hahaha

: Ok question hahaha

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[240709] 5:07 PM CEST

: Face not covered but body is covered vs body not covered but face is covered

: Y/N‘s decision is?! Hahahaha

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[240709] 5:12 PM CEST

: Choose wisely hahahaha

: Depending on Y/N’s decision the future might change~ hahaha

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[240709] 5:17 PM CEST

: Not covering both is forbidden~~~

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[240709] 5:18 PM CEST

: Hmmm if I’m not covering my face

: Then I guess there’s no reason for me to workout anymore~~~

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[240709] 5:19 PM CEST

: You sure you’ll be ok with that~~~?

: Y/N?!

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[240709] 5:20 PM CEST

: Let’s be honest Y/N~~~

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[240709] 5:24 PM CEST

: Ok

: Then I’ll cover both

: Hah

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[240709] 5:31 PM CEST

: Ha... I shot the body profile

: But I guess I’ll have to delete em ㅠ

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[240709] 5:35 PM CEST

: All taken in different angles…

: Unlucky ㅠ

: I really wanted to show them to you ㅠㅠㅠ

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[240709] 5:38 PM CEST

: You know I’m joking right? Hehe

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[240709] 5:39 PM CEST

: I’ll send you the beefy profile later haha

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[240709] 8:10 PM CEST

: Imma send it?!

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[240709] 8:14 PM CEST

: [Photo]

: “Beefy” profile heh

[ayukas]

HAAII okay so firstly i love ur theme saku is so kyoot i'm gonna fry 😭😭😭💔 SECONDLY i just read ur r/ubereats haechan smau and OH MY GAD!! ur so funny & i loved it so much 🫡🫡 i was v entertained in every chapter and could not stop laughing :3

basically ur v cool and er...i wanted 2 ask 2 be mutuals okay bai hahahaha only if u want to hahaha

omg HALLO thank u i love love love ur theme too u could even say i was #Charmed by it 🤣🤣😂😂 sorry and THANK UUUU that smau is truly my baby i always get so happy when people tell me they enjoyed reading it hehehe u seem super cool too (i saw u on kaias blog Heh...) I WOULD LOVE TO BE MOOTSSS im mi!!!!! :3

[wilfre-the-medical-bot]

Hummer, stop-

Mmph- Hahahaha-

Hummer, stop it... It's... Not funny...

Yes it is-! Hahaha! You didn't- Didn't even know- W-What I was really talking about- Pfft-

Hummer...

You- You- You were zoned out or- Or something- And-And- I-I mentioned-

Ughh... Just continue, why don't ya-

I-I mentioned Ratchet- And- A-And your audio receptors went- Straight up- And- Pfft- S-Suddenly, you were interested in the c-conversation-!

Oh, Primus... Frag it all-

I'm leaving. I'm going. I'm gone. The Sparkling doesn't like your teasing...

Hahahahahaha!

Hnnnnnn...

H-Heh... Heh...

W-Wait- Sir- Come back- I-I was just messing with you- Sir-

[dia-souls]

DIABOLIK LOVERS Imajin Tokuten Drama CD “Secret Party, Drunk Bride!!”

Original title: 秘密のパーティー、酔った花嫁!!

Source: Fanmade Tokuten Drama CD

Story: Admin Afra

Seiyuu: Suegara rie, Takahiro Sakurai, Kimura Ryouhei, Tatsuhisa Suzuki, Kishio Daisuke

Author Note: We already had a drama CD of Drunk Sakamakis. I really wanted this version to exist for other brothers, but I am sure drunk Yui is the cutest and most lovable of all. I hope you enjoy this CD. I would like to write the drunk version for all brothers.

_This scene begins in the school corridor.

*Ding dong* *ding dong*

Kou: Pwah..... what a boring day it was. I wish we had more excitement. Ahhhhhhhhh Yuma ...... Please stop it and don't bother me with so many stupid requests. You forgot that I am a famous idol. It is not suitable for handsome Kou-kun to work in the garden.

Yuma: Huh? shut up. How about trying to be useful in your life instead of protesting so much.

Kou: Stop it. I am very helpful. I give people hope and motivation by performing my impressive shows.

Yuma: Ya better tell some stupid girls that you are excited to gather around.

Kou: Don't be so hard-hearted. What useful work do you do?

Yuma: Hahaha... Well, of course. I am doing a lot of useful work by growing vegetables with my valuables. On the contrary, my work is hard and breath-taking and I have to put my heart and soul into it.

Kou: Hey, my work is very hard too, I really...

_The attention of the Kou is drawn to a student who is spreading the announcement of a party among the students.

Kou: What is he doing?

Yuma: It seems to be a party announcement. Does it matter?

Kou: Huh? A party. This is great. At least this party can make this boring day exciting.

_Kou runs to the student to get an announcement from him.

Kou: Can you give me one?

_The student gives Kou a notice.

*Flip*

Kou: Fufu.....thank you very much.

_Yuma goes to Kou.

Yuma: Now when is this party?

Kou: Yahoo! There is a party tonight. What do you think, let's go together?

Yuma: No. I am not interested.

Kou: Oh, stop, Yuma. Don't be so stubborn. We go and have fun together. What is happening?

?????: Kou-kun, Yuma-kun. Are you two here?

_Kou and Yuma notice Yui's presence behind them.

Kou: Hahaha..... Hello, M-Neko-chan. What are you doing here?

Yui: Ruki-Kun is waiting for you two. School is over. We have to go back home.

Yuma: Heh, you're right. Let's go.

Kou: Wait. Before we go, tell me, are you two coming to the party?

Yui: Party?

Kou: That's right. There is a party at school tonight and I really want to go together. But Yuma is not coming with me. Do you want to go together?

Yuma: Hey, don't try to force her.

Kou: By force? Oh no. M-Neko-chan really likes to spend time with his beloved Kou-kun. Isn't that so?

Yui: I'm sorry Kou-kun. But I don't think Ruki-kun will let me come to the party.

Kou: Ruki is not going to understand. We tell him that we are going shopping together and he doesn't understand either.

Yuma: Ya fool, ya want to prank Ruki.

Kou: Fufu... What is wrong Yuma? Afraid?

Yuma: Haaaaaaa? Of course I'm not afraid. I'm coming too.

Yui: What? But didn't you say that you don't want to come?

Yuma: Yes I said that? But it is not possible to leave ya alone with Kou.

Ko: Owo..... Yuma-kun, how kind of you to come with us to a party that you don't like because of taking care of M-Neko-chan.

Yuma: Shut up ya bastard.

Kou: Hahahaha..... Well, then tonight all three of us will go together. Just remember that Ruki should not understand anything.

*TIMESKIP*

_This scene starts in the school banquet hall.

Ko: Ohhhh... it's much more crowded here than I thought. In my opinion, M-Neko-chan, you look much prettier in this dress.

_Yui blushes.

Yui: Oh, thank you so much, Kou-kun. But if I come back home with this dress, won't Ruki-kun be suspicious?

Kou: Don't worry, there is a dressing room here. Before we go home, we go there and change our clothes.

Yuma: Che... I can't believe I listened to ya idiot and came to such a crowded party.

Kou: Stop Yuma-kun. It's okay to have fun.

Yuma: Ahhhhhh... now whatever. Hey Yui, let's go and sit there.

_Yuma takes Yui's hand and they go to the chair.

Kou: Wait, I will come.

_Kou goes to the chair with Yuma and Yui and sits down.

Kou: Are you guys thirsty? Would you like to have a drink?

Yuma: Yes, that's a good idea.

_Kou asks the servant for a drink and the servant goes towards them with a bottle of drink and gives them the drink.

Kou: Thank you very much.

Yuma: Hey Kou, what kind of drink is this?

Kou: I don't know... I think it's new, let's try it.

_Kou pours the drink in the glass.

Yuma: Hey, wait. It is better not to drink this.

Kou: Why?

Yuma: Well..... What if this drink makes us drunk?

Yui: Uh....if that's the case.....I can't drink this.

Kou: Oh, come on. A glass is fine.

Yui: But...

Kou: What's the problem, M-Neko-chan? Don't you think you're still a little kid who has to ask your Daddy's permission for everything? Oh or not, now you have to ask Ruki's permission instead of Dad. Fufu.... He treats you like dads.

_Yui puffs her cheeks.

Yui: Kou-kun stop. I am not a little child.

Kou: So if you are not, drink this. Not even a glass. Drink more than one glass to prove that you are not a child and do not need your Daddy's permission.

Yui:...... but......

Kou: What's wrong, little kid? Where is your daddy?

Yui: Ahhhhhhh ok, I'll drink.

_Yui takes the glass and drinks it to the end.

*Gulp Gulp*

Yui: Are you satisfied now?

Kou: Not yet. You should drink more than one glass.

Yui: Okay.

Yuma: Hey Yui, don't be stupid. What if ya get really drunk?

Yui: ......

Kou: Little baby?

Yui: I'm not a little kid.

_Yui picks up a few more glasses and drinks again.

*TIMESKIP*

_Kou and Yuma who carries Yui on his shoulder are returning to the mansion.

Kou: I had a really good time.

Yuma: Shut up. This is a disaster.

Yui: Fufu.... hahaha..... I'm on the air..... moving..... hahaha.....

Kou: Fufu... she's so cute when she's drunk. Isn't she?

Yuma: Huh? Ya fool, ya know what trouble we got into. What if Ruki finds out?

Kou: Don't worry, Yuma. We sneak into the mansion and before Ruki knows, we take Yui to her room to sleep. Simply. Ruki doesn't understand either.

Yuma: Che.... Ya are really stupid to think that Ruki won't understand.

Kou: Quiet. We arrived.

_Kou slowly opens the door of the mansion.

*Creaaak*

_Kou and Yuma slowly enter the mansion.

Kou: Yuma, we should go to her room very quietly and not make any noise.

Yui: Fufu.... Why is it dark here.....Wow..... This is a haunted mansion....

Yuma: Oh, shut up... no one should hear our voices...

Yui: Who are you?

Yuma: Seriously? I'm Yuma, ya forgot, I'm a vampire.

Yui: Kyaah..... don't eat me...... don't drink my blood.

Kou: Fufu M-Neko-chan, we have sucked your blood a thousand times.

Yui: Ahhhh... Really?

Kou: Yes, you are our bride. The bride of the Mukamis. We are Mukami brothers.

Yuma: Ahhhhhhhhh, both of you shut up. Let's be calm so Ruki doesn't understand.

?????: What should I not understand?

Kou and Yuma at the same time: Ahhhhhhh??????

_Kou and Yuma turn around to see Ruki and Azusa behind them.

Kou: Ruki, Azusa, when did you come here?

Azusa: We... heard Eve's scream ..... and got worried.

Ruki: Yuma, why are you carrying her on your shoulder?

Yuma: Well..... that...

Yui: You....have two....fangs....are you a vampire too?

Azusa: What happened to Eve?

Yui: Who is Eve?..... I am the bride of the vampires.... Miss. Mukami's bride..... Fufu.... hahaha....

_Ruki looks at Kou and Yuma with cold eyes.

Ruki: Kou, Yuma, explain right now what's going on here?

Yuma: Ummmmmm.....explain Kou.

Kou: Huh? Why me? Well.... the story is about this.....

*TIMESKIP*

Kou: And it was like this.

Ruki: I can't believe it. You lied to me and then you forced her to drink a lot to prove that she is not a child and that I am not acting like her dad.

Yui: Fufu.... are you my daddy? Ohh..... don't punish me..... I'm a good girl.....

Azusa: Fufu...she is so cute.

Kou: I'm sorry Ruki.

Ruki: Good grief.....

_Ruki takes Yui from Yuma's shoulder and hugs her like a bride.

Ruki: Just wait until she gets better, then wait to see what will happen to you.

Yui: Fufu........

Ruki: Besides, I don't act like dads. I am the older brother, not the dad.

Kou: Well...

Ruki: When you are talking to me, look me in the eyes. And because of what you did, all three of you will be punished.

Kou: Yes, sir.

Yui: Daddy, I'm a good girl... don't punish me.

Ruki: Good grief.... you are so hot.... you need to rest for now.

_Ruki carries Yui to her room.

Yuma: Well, are you satisfied now?

Kou: It was very exciting. Wasn't it?

Azusa: Eve is so cute when she is drunk. She really acts like children.

Yuma: You two shut up. Kou, do you understand what trouble we got into?

Kou: It doesn't matter. The important thing is that we had a good time.

Yuma: You had a good time, not us. Poor Yui. I hope Ruki won't punish her so hard.

______ The End ______

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Here’s a request by @undercovergamer for Ayato x Itto

I love Itto. He’s one of my actual favorite characters…so I’m surprised I haven’t written a fic with him in it yet, so thank you so much for this request<33

I hope you enjoy it~!

“My bro, Ayato!”

The oni’s eyes light up upon seeing the Kamisato commissioner. The blue-haired man steps out from behind a tree in Chinju forest, tucking away Sakura Blooms in his coat.

“Ah,” said the commissioner, “how are you, my…bro?”

“Super! Hey, what are those purple things for?”

“Ah…these? These are Sakura blooms. My sister’s birthday is near, and I wish to make her a gift…with Thoma’s help, naturally.”

“Ah! Happy early birthday to her, then! I’ll get the gang together to make her day special!”

“That…won’t be necessary, but thank you for the kind offer.”

The oni hunkers down beside a tree stump, looking up at Ayato mischievously, “so, compadre, what say you to a rematch?”

“Oh, I’d be delighted.”

The oni reveals a large, dark red onikabuto- it was clear he was very proud of it, “hahaha! Feast your eyes! The Almighty Arataki Itto calls upon the most fearsome beetle of them all! Scarlet Sandstorm!

“…that sounds awfully familiar.”

“Ah, yeah, flying lavender melon found a winning beetle. That one’s name was Crimson Cyclone, so this is an ode to the traveler and her companion.”

Itto’s smile turns bittersweet when talking about the traveler. He hasn’t seen them in quite a bit ever since they’ve gotten to Fontaine…

“Ah, well, that’s nice of you.”

“Heh, don’t mention it- what’d you name yours?”

Ayato takes out a violet beetle, “this is Aiya.”

“Aiya…cool name, compadre!”

“Thank you.”

“Yeah! Let’s do this!”

Ayato sits down carefully, “Itto, what’s the wager this time?”

“Hehehe,” Itto squats across from Ayato, the tree stump in between them, “the gang gave me this idea!”

“Ah, really?”

“Yes, hehe. The loser has to be tickled for a whole minute!”

An amused smile creeps onto Ayato’s face, “very well.”

Itto’s eyes glow with a competitive fever as he sets down Scarlet Sandstorm on the tree stump, giggling to himself with giddy excitement.

Ayato smiles softly, placing Aiya across from Scarlet Sandstorm.

The battle begins.

Aiya lowers its head horns and charges, trying to swipe Scarlet Sandstorm’s legs.

Scarlet Sandstorm parries the attack with its prenatal horn, sending Aiya’s charge back to where it began.

The two beetles circled each other for a moment, until another round ensued. This time, Scarlet Sandstorm takes initiative. Instead of swiping at the opponent’s legs. Scarlet Sandstorm suddenly wedges its head horns underneath Aiya, throwing the purple onikabuto into up in the air. Aiya falls back onto the tree trunk, laying on its back. The beetle battle is over. Scarlet Sandstorm has won.

Itto jumps to his feet, grabbing his beetle in his hands, “hahaha! We did it! We did it, Scarlet Sandstorm! We did it! I knew you could do it! Hahaha! That was awesome! Almighty Arataki Itto’s winning streak has created a spark! Hehehe!”

Ayato smiles politely as he applauses the winner, “well played, friend.”

Itto gently sets his winning onikabuto aside, turning to look at Ayato with a mischievous smile, “you know what that means, bro~ hehehe!”

“Ah…” Ayato kind of assumed he’d win, so he didn’t really prepare himself for this outcome, “of course. Are you just going to start or-?”

The oni pouches on the commissioner’s body, using his black-painted nails to rake at Ayato’s sides.

“Ah-! Itto! Wait- hahahaha!!”

“No can do, bro~! It’s gotta be one whole minute! Hehehe!”

Ayato laughs uncontrollably as he tries to escape, the Sakura blooms falling out of his coat as he writhes on the floor underneath the oni.

“Gee, bro, I never would’ve thought you’d be this ticklish. Hehe, don’t worry! It’ll be our little secret! Coochie coochie coo~!”

“Pfft-! Hahahahaha! Itto-! Hahaha!”

Ayato kicks his legs helplessly, his face cheeks matching the shade of the Sakura blooms scattered all around the scene. Ayato grabbed the oni’s wrists, trying to force them away from his sides but Itto was much stronger than him. Ayato just had to lay there and accept that he lost this battle.

“Hahahaha! Enough- hahahaha!”

Itto stops with a huge grin of satisfaction on his face, “that was a minute, compadre! You did it!”

Ayato sighs, regaining his composure as he dusts off his clothes, “yes…that was quite the wager.”

“Hehe, you’re a good sport, my bro! I like that. That was fun, maybe next time we can bump the stakes to a minute and a half~? Hehehe!”

Ayato smiles softly, “hehe, sure, my friend.”

Itto grins, but his smile falters when he sees Ayato cleaning up the Sakura blooms, “does this mean you’ll have to be going now…?”

“Unfortunately, yes. I must rush these off so I can make it in time for my sister’s birthday. I want it to be done to the best of my capability, so I’d like ample time to do so.”

“Oh…okay, I see. Well, good luck, compadre! Hehe, I’ll see you around, my bro!”

Ayato chuckles softly, waving goodbye as he tucks the rest of the Sakura blooms away in his coat, “farewell…my bro.”

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