#heh..heh...hahaha...HAHAHAHA

[waffleboyy]

Timmy is so cute when he snores he sounds like my cat but just way faster ...

[dreamlandxrunaway]

Update! Was told to leave off using my computer and phone as much as I can... which is.... a lot..... and which mostly applies to my phone! My wrist is fine... just.... a different health issue I need to take care of, which I'm already taking some steps towards dealing with...

What does that mean for 1CDAT or anything else? Well, I definitely can't do as much as I wanted to, since there is other stuff that need my attention, and I'll need to focus most of my energy on that! As well as me just not really wanting to write about winter in the middle of the summer hahaha

In conclusion(????): 1CDAT on a hiatus until October (as much as I wish it ended sooner,,, i just won't have the time for the double written parts.. as they probably won't be short... we are about to enter the last arc(?) of the story soon); I'm gonna be accepting drabble / short one shots and time stamps requests the next two weeks (more or less) - as long as I'm comfortable with actually writing them (aka probably not taking any explicit explicit requests until I post a smut fic os on my own); following that last one, might post something that's unrelated to my ongoing smau... wanted it to be another smau but since I'm not really allowed to use my phone as much... it might be an OS or something of sorts hehe

For the requests thing, will post the (possible) requirements some time during this weekend :))

[kuronarnze]

Imagine bluelock boys with the usual (YK ISAGI, SAE, RIN, SHIDOU, KAISER AND BACHIRA THO THIS TIME) bluelock boys with a professional volleyball player LIKE A VOLLEYBALL PLAYER THAT CAME OUT OF HAIKYUU HAHAHAHA and when they once played soccer together reader accidentally uses their hand instead and the soccer ball becomes a volleyball 😭😭

a/n: I LOVELOVELOVEEE THIS REQUEST SMMM like literally omggg, I love haikyuu sm too, long long long time ago I would join a volleyball club and I would always be a libero LIKE I'm always the one receiving cause I can't spike HAHAHA enjoy the headcannons 🫶

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BLLK boys x pro volleyball player reader (who accidentally spikes the soccer ball)

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Isagi Yoichi

- SO EXCITED to play soccer with you.

- “It’s okay if you’re not used to it! It’s fun!!”

- You dribble okay, try passing… and then instinct kicks in…

- Ball bounces in front of you → you go FULL VOLLEYBALL MODE.

- JUMP. ARM SWING. BOOM.

- CRACK!! Ball goes FLYING into the sky like a missile 😭.

- Isagi: ......

- “...BAAABE YOU CAN’T—YOU CAN’T DO THAT!!”

- You land, looking confused:

- “Oops… volleyball habit… heh…”

- He LAUGHS SO HARD. Doubles over holding his stomach.

- “Y-you turned my soccer ball into a volleyball!!!”

- Now he teases you about it forever:

- “Careful! Don’t spike my passes next time :))”

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Itoshi Sae

- Cool. Calm.

- “Just try to keep up with me.”

- You run alongside him—until a loose ball bounces in front—

- HABIT KICKS IN—ARM SWINGS—

- BAM. Ball nearly BREAKS THE GOALPOST 😭😭😭

- Sae: :| …blinks slowly…

- “...Did you just… volleyball spike my soccer ball.”

- You:

- “I… yeah… sorry… muscle memory…”

- Sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose.

- “You’re lucky you’re cute.”

- But secretly thinks it’s hilarious—watches the clip like 20 times later when no one’s looking.

- Now always warns you:

- “Feet. Not hands. We’re playing soccer, love.”

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Itoshi Rin

- Serious face. Full focus.

- “Follow the rules. No hands.”

- You SWEAR you’ll try—

- …5 minutes in: ball bounces—YOU SPIKE IT OVER THE GOALPOST 😭

- Rin: >:( “...”

- Death glare.

- “What did I JUST say.”

- You: panicking

- “I-I didn’t mean to!! Reflex!!”

- Rin covers his face in frustration.

- “Tch… unbelievable…”

- Lowkey goes home and looks up volleyball rules because he wants to understand you better 😭

- But after that? If anyone ELSE tries to tease you—Rin shuts them down:

- “Shut up. It was instinct. They’re a pro.”

(secretly protective & supportive now lol)

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Shidou Ryusei

- “Hehe~ show me whatcha got, babe~!”

- You two play chaotic one-on-one.

- Ball bounces in front—you go full HINATA MODE—

- SPIKE. BOOM.

- BALL GOES FLYING.

- Shidou: :OOO

- “YO WHAT THE HELL—THAT WAS SICK!!”

- CHEERS FOR YOU

- “DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN!!”

- Now he purposely lobs the ball high so you’ll spike it again 😭😭

- “VOLLEYBALL GODDESS~ MY BABE’S CRAZY!!”

- Absolutely unbothered that it’s illegal—he just thinks it’s HOT 💀

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Michael Kaiser

- “Hah. Playing soccer with me? You’re bold, Schatz~”

- You’re doing fine—until THAT ONE MOMENT—

- VOLLEYBALL INSTINCT ACTIVATE.

- SPIKE. THUNDEROUS SMACK.

- Kaiser: ...

- “...Did you… did you just try to SCORE with your hands?!”

- You look sheepish:

- “Uhhh… yeah… volleyball reflex…”

- Kaiser: LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF 😭

- “Oh my god. You’re hilarious!!”

- BRAGS to everyone:

- “My S/O is a literal volleyball monster. You should’ve seen them—sent the ball to the moon!!”

- Constantly flirts about it now:

- “Hey, Schatz, wanna spike me next time too~?”

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Bachira Meguru

- LOVES THIS.

- “Play with meeeeee~!”

- You’re running around, having fun—then you SPIKE THE BALL.

- Bachira: :000 “WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!!!”

- CHEERS LIKE CRAZY.

- “THAT WAS AWESOME!! VOLLEYBALLRRRRR!!”

- Starts trying to copy you—kicks the ball straight up and pretends to spike it himself 😭

- Now obsessed with combining volleyball and soccer.

- “Let’s make a new sport, babe!! Volleysoccer!!”

- Laughs and tells everyone:

- “My S/O could beat anyone in Bluelock… if we used HANDS!!”

- Most supportive bean. LOVES your volleyball side.

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THANK YOU SM FOR READINGG !! It's been a long time (kinda) since I wrote for bachira HAHAHA well I hope he isn't ooc 💔 have a nice day THOO 💗💗🫶

[craziechwiv]

Funny Shrimp

(By popular demand, Finn x Shrimpo)

Shrimpo is busy in the dining section, eating a sandwich alone in solitude. As he does so, a figure comes up behind, giving him a hug from behind that nearly makes him choke on his sandwich. As he turns around, he sees none other than his boyfriend Finn smiling at him with that tooth gape smile of his.

Finn: Hey there Shrimpy! My 'prawn' and only~.

Shrimpo: Ugh...I thought you'd stop with the stupid puns already, you know I hate em when you're trying to be romantic.

Despite his comment, Shrimpo still smiles and laughs at the pun. Finn lets go of Shrimpo and goes to sit by him, leaning on the aquatic Toon's shoulder.

Finn: Heh, sorry. Force of...'halibut'! Hahahaha!

Shrimpo: Pfft- oh my...no, no. Not funny. Didn't make me laugh.

Finn: Are you sure~?

Shrimpo: ...mhm.

Finn: That's a shame, I was for 'shore' that'd would seal the 'eel' for you to do so!

Shrimpo couldn't hold in his laughter, laughing like a madman as he slammed his fist down on the table. Finn just watched in satisfaction at his partner enjoyed his sense of humor.

Shrimpo: I-I'm so gonna kill you! Hahaha!

Finn: Your words may say something, but your emotions are making me 'sea' something differently!

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Head canon: Shrimpo is one of the few people who Finn can tell puns towards, even if he says he hates them.

[undercovergamer]

❤️Squirmy Worm❤️

⚠️This fic focuses mainly on tickling. Please do not read it if that upsets you.⚠️

Yes I’m postponing my only requests to make a fic on a whim, so what? It’s my blog and I don’t get to choose my whims ✨🐊✨ just know, anon, they’re definitely in the works and have many words written, I just need to write more and proof read and so on. sorry for taking so long 🐀 I was depressed but I recovered 👍👍👍

anyways have this bite sized fic :3

Word Count: 890

Sometimes, when there’s nothing else to do, Gorou will seek out Itto to spend time with him. Usually they play some silly games, but this time they chose to snuggle, all nice and toasty in their cozy bed. Sometimes they would ask each other silly questions as a way to bond. It was a fun activity, and a real nice way to spend time together.

“Itto…?” Gorou laid snuggled up next to his lover, hugging him from the side while his head rested on his chest.

“Mm? What’s up, pup?” Itto smiled and gently squeezed him closer, nuzzling his cheek against the warrior’s head. The soft hair felt so nice brushed up against him like that.

“Mm… would you still love me if I was a worm?” Gorou asked with sincerity, glancing up at his partner’s surprised look. He was only joking around for funsies.

“Pfft, what? Of course I would, ya goober! I’ll love you no matter what!” Itto exclaimed, chuckling at such a silly question.

“Hehe~ really? Even if I was a slimey worm? Wouldn’t that be gross?” Gorou asked, grinning playfully as Itto adjusted his position.

“Yeah… heh, bet I could turn ya into a worm right now~ hahaha!” Itto teased, moving to hover over his partner with a mischievous look.

“Hahaha! How would you do that, hm?” Gorou chuckled when he got rolled to his back as a result, smiling at the oni while wagging his tail.

“Oh, just you wait. I’ll turn you into my favorite kind~” Itto teased, sticking the tip of his tongue out in a silly expression.

“Mhm? Heh… I-I hope you don’t mean the slimey one…” Gorou’s ears lowered nervously.

“Nah, it’s not... it’s a different one!”

“Huh? Wh-! Hey!” His relief was short-lived.

Itto snickered and grabbed the blanket, attempting to wrap Gorou up in it, but the canine had other plans and put up a fight instead, squirming and trying to wrestle his way out while laughing with amusement.

“C’mon! Co-operate, will ya? Hold still!” Itto complained, pinning the other down against the bed.

“Ack-! Let me go! Hahahaha!” Gorou laughed, having fun with their silly game even though he failed to escape.

“Ah, what the heck…” Itto dropped his previous plan and simply raised Gorou’s arms above his head, gently, but firmly, holding his wrists down with one hand.

“H-Heh…! Whoa, w-wait!! What are you doinnggg??” Gorou questioned nervously, giggling already as his shirt slipped up a little. His ears twitched and his tail wiggled with excitement…

“Heh~ Who’s my little squirmy worm?” Itto didn’t answer his question, deciding to tickle without warning instead, which made the general squeal loudly.

“EEK!! NahahahAHAHAH!! Stahahahahahahap!!” He exclaimed with surprise, squirming around like crazy. Itto laughed, tickling the other’s armpits one at a time, switching between them to make him squeal and wriggle in different directions.

“Ooh, look at you go! Hahaha! Tickle tickle tickle~” the oni teased, letting go of Gorou’s wrists to tickle his sides with both hands instead. If he hadn’t switched it up, the poor boy would’ve suffered. “Tickle tickle~!” Still, all that teasing was driving him up the wall.

“Nahahahahahaha!! Nahahat thahahahahat!!” Gorou’s high pitched laughter spread throughout the room as he wiggled and flailed, free to move wherever he could since Itto wasn’t sitting on his legs this time. He usually doesn’t, anyway, since Gorou is short (lol).

“Hahaha! You’re so cute~ I love your little giggles so much…” Itto said lovingly, smiling at the other with pure adoration on his face as his tickling slowed, his nails gently tracing the tummy under the canine’s shirt.

“Eheheeheheheehee!! You’re sohohoho mehehehean!!” Gorou hid his face in his hands, giggling up a storm while happily wagging his tail. Even though the sensation was very, very ticklish, he found the softness of it comforting somehow.

“Heheh! You love it~” Itto said, moving one hand to pet Gorou’s head and play with his hair.

“Eehehehehehehee~!!”

“Who’s a good boy~? Who’s a good boy~??” Itto ruffled Gorou’s hair, pausing the tickling to rub his ears with both hands instead.

“Mhmhmhm~ hehehehe~! I-I am! Hehe…!” Gorou felt very brave for answering that. Usually he’d die of embarrassment…

“Oh yes you are! Yes you are! Oh, you’re so cute…” Itto struggled to contain his cute aggression, ruffling the other’s hair some more before growling and tickling him silly. “I just can’t contain myself! You’re way too adorable not to destroy!” he exclaimed, playfully scribbling at whichever spot he could reach, adoring each and every squeak, shriek, and hysterical laugh he got out of the other.

The tickling went on til Gorou’s squirms got less frequent, and they resumed their warm snuggles soon after. Gorou laid on top of Itto, resting his head against his chest as if it were a pillow. His cheeks were rosy, his tail was wagging gently, and his smile hadn’t left his face while he panted.

“Heh… ehehe… huff… hehe…” He’d had a lot of fun, now resting after so much silliness and laughter.

“I love you, my lil’ squirmy wormy~” Itto teased, adjusting their blanket and hugging his darling close, petting his fluffy hair and ears.

“Heheh! I-I love you too… but don’t call me that!” Oh, how he wish he could get proper payback for once… Perhaps that day would come soon.

One can only hope…

[physics-of-one-piece]

Part 8 of Punk Hazard Dub watch party

601

Dub Law’s cry of pain as Vergo squeezes his heart again - goddamn it! 😭😭

Wait, what. Monet did hear about Luffy & Law’s alliance? What. HOW? They were up on a MOUNTAIN

Oho, Law’s little smile and “heh”

“So your clever secretary saved your hide, huh?” Oh my god, Law is so snarky I love him

“I didn’t expect someone so smart to work for such a dumbass.” HAHAHAAAH I love Dub Law

“Undone by your own powers, huh? That is some record-breaking stupidity.” Wait till you hear about Gear 4 that leaves Luffy without Haki for 10 FULL MINUTES GIVING THE ENEMY A CHANCE TO KILL HIM. I think I lost HAIR during that entire thing.

“Yeah, he’s not listening to a word you say.” Dub Monet is hilarious.

602

“Man, that is one big frog.” Dub Luffy never fails to chill me out

Woah, an apple turned into a devil fruit.

“Run! For your life! AAAAAAA!” Dub Zoro, Brook & Sanji 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“If you fall behind, we’ll have to leave you! Slow down and you’re as good as dead!” Yeah I love Dub Zoro’s voice

Brook crying 🤣🤣

“Run faster than the damn wind!” Zoro 🤣🤣

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣 their shrieks hahaha

“Holy crap! We can run on the damn thing if we catch it!” I love Dub Zoro so much bcs he also swears

The way they zoomed after the dragon AHAHAHAHA

Luffy watching Zoro & the gang run 🤣🤣

“Wait, that means he’s not gonna give me his legs 😟 Hey, wait! That’s not the problem right now, Robin!” Hahahaha Luffy

Aww, Luffy yelling at them to run faster. They are running faster, Luffy 🤣🤣

I need to take a pic, wait.

Look how they run 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Uh-oh, he’s putting Luffy & the gang outside, too

Oh, Law must have thrown it. Also, Law talking through notes… like Cora (breaks down and cries) 😭😭 yes I know it’s normal but still!

I would have paid big bucks to have Vice Admiral Rosi & Warlord Law vs Vergo. BIG BIG BUCKS.

“Hmmm. So… how are we getting out of this jam?” I fckn love Dub Luffy

“I’m not gonna let a small detail like that hold us back now, Straw Hat.” Dub Law 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉😍😍

“Just don’t screw it up again.” 🤣🤣

“Time for the counter attack.” Ready when you are, Law! I love Dub Law so much his is my fav dub voice

“Heh. Right!”

I love Dub Luffy & Dub Law

603

Poor Killer having to babysit these guys

I love Dub Law

Oh, Law wants a smokescreen

“Yohoo! Free at last!”

“You’re still in a cage, you moron.”

Sth sth themes of a cage sth sth and how Luffy is still free even when in a cage sth sth

“You’re at my mercy. What should I do, huh?” That’s kinda hot, dub Law

God, I adore dub Law UGH I LOVE HIS VOICE

I would give Dub Law whatever he wants, tbh

“Yahoo!” Dub Luffy is so precious, cutie patootie

“Hey, Traffy!” That is so cute, omg that nickname is so cute.

Law growling all annoyed at Luffy. You’ll get used to it, Law.

“Boobies! 🤩” I love Dub Sanji.

“If you don’t shut up I’ll give ya something to really bleed about!” Zoro 🤣

Law’s Room never gets old to watch.

Idk about you but this team-up was so good to watch.

“Hehehe! This is gonna be awesome!” I agree with Luffy

Kin’emon & Zoro about to slash

The cut was great. Absolutely epic. BUT THAT WAS THE ONLY THING BLOCKING THE POISON 😭😭😭

The fact Luffy calls the impending fight a party, how can you not love Luffy?

[tickle-headcanons]

May I request some Metal Sonic tickle headcannons please?

(Of course, anything for more Sonic tickle content :3)

⚙️ Metal Sonic – Tickle Headcanons 🔧💙

General

First was a Switch, but more over time starting going over to Leaning-Ler ➤ Metal Sonic insists he's immune. Cold. Calculating. Not even capable of laughter. ➤ Unfortunately for him, Eggman made his sensory systems very precise. ➤ Why? To detect even the slightest change in wind pressure. The faintest tremor. The most minute touch. ➤ Which means. ➤ He feels EVERYTHING.

🤖 Lee!Metal Sonic

The first time someone snuck up and tickled him (probably Sonic let’s be real), he glitched. ➤ Whole body sparked. Optics scrambled. Nearly rebooted. ➤ Sonic was like, “Oh? OH??? THAT did something???” 😈

Worst spots?? • Under his arms/joints – Sensitive wiring for agility and precision = instant squirming • His neck seam – There’s a connector hidden beneath the metal there, SUPER reactive • Lower back vents – Soft buzzing sounds happen if you get him there • Back of his knees – They twitch!! Like he’s gonna short-circuit!!

Doesn’t technically laugh, but oh boy does he react ➤ Body spasms ➤ Frantic scrambling to get away ➤ Weird warbly sound files play when he gets overwhelmed 🫠 ➤ You’ll catch a brief “Distress signal: c-chk– eee–!!” before he tries to slam-dash outta there

The worst part for him? ➤ His voice modulator occasionally clips and blurts a giggle-like "heh" if pushed too far

🔧 Ler!Metal Sonic

He is CREEPY good at it ➤ No warning. No hesitation. No mercy. ➤ His fingers can vibrate at ultra-high frequencies like a miniature tickle drill 😳 ➤ Activates his invisibility cloaking only to sneak up behind you and give your ribs the BZZZ

Doesn’t say a word. Just stares. ➤ Or plays back your laughter in a distorted remix as psychological warfare 😭 ➤ “Hahahaha~ HAhAha~ hAHa~ Initiating playback.”

Will absolutely hold you down with those hydraulic arms while his chest panels open up and deploy little poking tools 😈 ➤ “Resistance is illogical.” ➤ poke poke poke poke poke

Even though he’s a machine, he’s got this snarky little smugness when he wins ➤ Stands there silently with his glowing red eyes while you curl up into a puddle ➤ Whirring noise of satisfaction™

[howlingday]

Lancaster Dream House

Ruby: I never cared about playing with Barbie growing up. They were the perfect sacrificial lambs to my Power Rangers and their awesome powers!

Jaune: I played with Barbie when I played with my sisters. I never knew about the Barbie world, so I was just learning.

Ruby: How to play Barbie? Is it really that different?

Jaune: Well, yeah, because everything is so every-day and situational in the Barbie world. It's totally different from how you'd play with Naruto figures.

Ruby: True.

Jaune: I'm not making them fly up in the air and shouting jutsus at each other and punching each other in the face.

Ruby: "Kage Bunshin!" Heh heh heh...

Jaune: Exactly! I'd do all the voices, too, but... With Barbie, the way girls played, it was all situational and slice of life. They'd be like...

Jaune: "Here, they're having dinner right now."

Ruby: Huh... I never realized.

Jaune: "And now they're going driving in their car."

Ruby: Where would they go?

Jaune: Probably to their other friends' house. And I would do it because I didn't give a fuck! I just wanted to play with toys!

Ruby: What do they do when they get to their friends' house?

Jaune: They'd have dinner again.

Ruby: And after that?

Jaune: Probably go on a tour of the house. Y'know, just showing off their stuff like going on a tour.

Ruby: "I'm probably gonna have to do some landscaping and renovations if I wanna sell."

Jaune: Yeah, 'cause the houses are really nice, y'know, and-

Ruby: "Right now, I'm looking to lease with an option to buy." Like, they get really adult about it.

Jaune: Hahaha! "Yeah, I'm thinking, you know, it'll help build some equity and I think the ROI in ten years... It'll probably be... I wanna say, like..."

Ruby: "Ken is such an idiot! I told him to hire a lawyer before we go through escrow!"

Jaune: "I don't wanna get fucked by fees!"

Ruby: Heeheeheehee!

Jaune: HAHAHAHA!

Ruby: "Honey? It's time to stop playing with your dolls."

Jaune: "Play with the Dragon Ball figures, instead. Like your idiot sister."

Jaune: "And they'd go boom! A kaboosh! Bwaah! Bwerk! Kwah! And they crash into each other and smashes into rocks!"

Ruby: Snrk! Ken's like, "Barbie, I don't have a low sperm count! It's just, they have low motility!"

Jaune: "How is that better?!"

Ruby: "It's- I- I- There are pills I can take!"

Jaune: "Thanks for playing dollhouse with me~!"

Ruby: Yeah, and you're just sitting there in stunned silence.

Jaune: Ha ha ha ha!

Ruby: "With today's IVF advancements-!"

Jaune: "You know that doesn't work! I was just reading in GOOP the other day!"

Ruby: "It's worth a shot, at least!"

Jaune: "Is it two thousand lien worth a shot?! We have bills to pay, Ken!"

Ruby: "Maybe we wouldn't have so many bills to pay if you didn't run this god damned Malibu Dreamhouse 24/7!"

Jaune: "You always want the convertible! You want it custom-painted pink!"

Ruby: "Have you ever considered the climate implications on this dream car?!"

Jaune: "It's not even electric! You can see the gas intake right there!"

Ruby: "THAT'S BULLSHIT, KEN! ELECTRIC CARS STILL WORK OFF THE SAME GRID!"

Ruby: HAHAHA!

Jaune: HAHAHA!

Ruby: "Yeah, but they don't have emissions, Barbie! It's the best we can do, unless this society starts investing in trains and public infrastructure! That's all we can do!"

Jaune: "THEY TRIED, KEN! They tried in Mantle, and you know what? It was a FUCKING RED-TAPE BUREAUCRATIC DISASTER!"

Ruby: And your sisters are, like, "Can I go home?"

Jaune: HAHAHAHA!

Ruby: HAHAHAHA!

Ruby: "Barbie, that's why you need to run for office. You've been saying it your whole life, and you never do it."

Jaune: "...You know what, Ken? You're right."

Ruby: ...I love you.

Jaune: ...I love you.

Ruby: You can do anything.

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...

Ruby: "Now let's have some tea!"

Jaune: Heh heh heh...

Jaune: MALIBU~! BARBIE DREAMHOUSE~!

Ruby: "Do you wanna be Ken now?"

Jaune: "Agh, well..."

Ruby: "You know, it's getting pretty late...

Jaune: "It's, like, three-thirty."

Ruby: "Can I bring Godzilla into this?"

Jaune: "Sure~! He can be who I'm running against for local office~!"

Ruby: "SKRREEEEEEEE! EEEEK-OOOONK~!"

Jaune: Now that I'd love to see.

Ruby: "Barbie, I want you to meet my new friend, Godzilla!"

Ruby: "Graaaaaagh!"

Ruby: "Oh my god! THE Godzilla?!"

Ruby: "Yeah, have you heard of him?"

Ruby: "HE'S WHO I'M RUNNING AGAINST~!"

Ruby: Boo-wooow-wow-wooow~!

Jaune: MALIBU~! BARBIE DREAMHOUSE~!

Jaune: Godzilla is running on a strong destroy the city platform.

Ruby: "I've gotta stop him~!"

Jaune: "And you know what? I say with all these politicians, I'd say they're all trying to destroy the city! AT LEAST HE'S HONEST ABOUT IT!"

Ruby: "He tells it like it is!"

Ruby: RAAAAAAAAAAAGHK!

Ruby: "Y'see?!"

Jaune: MALIBU~! BARBIE DREAMHOUSE~!

Jaune: ...What the fuck were we talking about before this?

Ruby: "Anyways, same time, 4PM?"

Jaune: "Yeah, sure..."

Ruby: "I'll bring Ghidorah..."

Jaune: "Ugh... Can't I just do homework instead?"

Ruby: "Can you bring the Technodrome with all the goop, too? I've got an idea..."

[nyghtwolf]

OH BOY, I am... having a GREAT TIME making myself cry writing Volume 4 of Catch Me If I Fall LMAO Hoooly shit, hahahaha You all are either going to HATE me, or LOVE me by the end of this, and I'm pretty sure there's going to be ZERO in between lol The best/worst part is I have to read all of this over and over to do editing T-T HAHAHA.. haha.. heh.. fuck I am listening to a 4 song playlist btw to write this.. and you all should know.. this is what it is lmfao

[islandtarochips]

Sergeant, NO

Agnes: You should've seen Garrick! He was hanging upside down from the HELICOPTER! Nik and I thought he was already dead! Tiala: Huh. I guess he's very lucky that he has that rope attached to him. Agnes: I know! It was AMAZING and FUNNY! HAHAHAHA! Tiala: Heh. Agnes: .......I wonder if I can ask Tama to ride me in his helicopter so I can try- Tiala, gave a smack on her head: NO. Agnes: OWIE!

Arthur's Note: The dear ol' Sergeant wanted to try how Gaz ended up in the MW2. With NO second thoughts. Lol. That Helicopter scene is still my favorite though. Can't get over it! Hahaha!

[straykidsnews]

BANG CHAN 🐺💌

[240709] 10:54 AM CEST

: Here are the results for the poll

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[240709] 10:59 AM CEST

: It’s Stray Kids!

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[240709] 11:03 AM CEST

: A spoil might get me in trouble

: So I’ll sing a part for you later hahaha

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[240709] 11:12 AM CEST

: If Chk Chk Boom got selected I was legit going to spoil something

: Guess not~~~ hahahahahahahaha

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[240709] 4:35 PM CEST

: As I thought

: A part of my face needs to be covered

: If I wanna look good hahaha

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[240709] 4:36 PM CEST

: It is true ㅡㅡ

: I can see it with my own eyes!!! Hahahahahaha

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[240709] 5:04 PM CEST

: Nah nah I need to cover up hahaha

: Ok question hahaha

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[240709] 5:07 PM CEST

: Face not covered but body is covered vs body not covered but face is covered

: Y/N‘s decision is?! Hahahaha

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[240709] 5:12 PM CEST

: Choose wisely hahahaha

: Depending on Y/N’s decision the future might change~ hahaha

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[240709] 5:17 PM CEST

: Not covering both is forbidden~~~

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[240709] 5:18 PM CEST

: Hmmm if I’m not covering my face

: Then I guess there’s no reason for me to workout anymore~~~

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[240709] 5:19 PM CEST

: You sure you’ll be ok with that~~~?

: Y/N?!

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[240709] 5:20 PM CEST

: Let’s be honest Y/N~~~

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[240709] 5:24 PM CEST

: Ok

: Then I’ll cover both

: Hah

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[240709] 5:31 PM CEST

: Ha... I shot the body profile

: But I guess I’ll have to delete em ㅠ

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[240709] 5:35 PM CEST

: All taken in different angles…

: Unlucky ㅠ

: I really wanted to show them to you ㅠㅠㅠ

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[240709] 5:38 PM CEST

: You know I’m joking right? Hehe

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[240709] 5:39 PM CEST

: I’ll send you the beefy profile later haha

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[240709] 8:10 PM CEST

: Imma send it?!

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[240709] 8:14 PM CEST

: [Photo]

: “Beefy” profile heh

[ayukas]

HAAII okay so firstly i love ur theme saku is so kyoot i'm gonna fry 😭😭😭💔 SECONDLY i just read ur r/ubereats haechan smau and OH MY GAD!! ur so funny & i loved it so much 🫡🫡 i was v entertained in every chapter and could not stop laughing :3

basically ur v cool and er...i wanted 2 ask 2 be mutuals okay bai hahahaha only if u want to hahaha

omg HALLO thank u i love love love ur theme too u could even say i was #Charmed by it 🤣🤣😂😂 sorry and THANK UUUU that smau is truly my baby i always get so happy when people tell me they enjoyed reading it hehehe u seem super cool too (i saw u on kaias blog Heh...) I WOULD LOVE TO BE MOOTSSS im mi!!!!! :3

[wilfre-the-medical-bot]

Hummer, stop-

Mmph- Hahahaha-

Hummer, stop it... It's... Not funny...

Yes it is-! Hahaha! You didn't- Didn't even know- W-What I was really talking about- Pfft-

Hummer...

You- You- You were zoned out or- Or something- And-And- I-I mentioned-

Ughh... Just continue, why don't ya-

I-I mentioned Ratchet- And- A-And your audio receptors went- Straight up- And- Pfft- S-Suddenly, you were interested in the c-conversation-!

Oh, Primus... Frag it all-

I'm leaving. I'm going. I'm gone. The Sparkling doesn't like your teasing...

Hahahahahaha!

Hnnnnnn...

H-Heh... Heh...

W-Wait- Sir- Come back- I-I was just messing with you- Sir-

[the1andonly-adrienbillcipherfan]

*they teleport back to teh pillowfort*

..

*is about to have a fucking panic attack because wtf*

...

(But not a normal panic attack)

Heh.. HAH.. HAHAH... HAHAHAHA..... HAHAHA HAHAHAHA... HEHEHHEHEHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

[burninwrath]

“Heh… Haha… HAHAHA”

“HAHAHAHA!!!”

[yantalite7688]

haha..

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heh....

)))

.......hehe.....

hahahaha.....)))

i found u....

HAHAHA.....

FINALLY!!!

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haha....)))

god what the heck