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xeo-kunsatan · 3 years

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MonsterOlympics One Shot +13 (Part 1)

Monster Maze HighXMonster High

This One shot is divided in parts because is long as hell XD, as well this contains many racy jokes, black humor and swearing, if youre sensitive with this humor i recommend you to not read this shit, as well this One shot is just for fun

The Spring/Summer season, A Flowering but sunny season for Romance, vacation And Mating.

But also a Season for the sports specially in the Monster Maze High, where the Students and the Staff where preparing everything for the most importan Event for them.

The Monster Olympics an important event where the Students shows their skills in many sporty activities in competition against any School for monsters.

Everyone especially Betrayus was excited for the event.

Betrayus: Alright Class, that's all for today's class but first I have an announcement for all of you!.

Clyde: Will you wanna add an Ice Cream Machine in the Cafeteria!?

Inky: Clyde we already have one...

Clyde: Oh.. Hehe yeah I forgot that part.

Pacster: Awww I don't minded to have another one...

Skeebo: Chill out Lemon lizard, is that really the only thing you use your mouth?

Spiral: Hey!! Don't insult my Bro like that!!

Bradley: Hey! Don't yell at my boyfriend!!

Pacster: and you don't yell at my Friend!!

Victor: And you don't yell to my Ex!!

Pacster: Try me Bitch!!

Aurora: Oh no..

Ryan: *face palm* Ugh...

They were about to fight as many times in other classes but they where stopped by Mr Betrayus.

Betrayus:*Demonic Voice* SILENCE!!

The students where now quiet in their seats

Betrayus: Uhum as I was saying I have good news for you.

Pinky: Will you add Hot springs rooms for all the students and the Staff?

Cylindria: Pinky.. this is the first time I'm Agree with you.

Inky: Yeah! Sounds like a good idea.

Betrayus: *Sniff Sniff* We are already working on it, Pinky you have an A by thinking in the staff :,D

Pinky: Really!? Thank you Teacher~

Skeebo: Tsk.. smug..

Bradley: C'mon Foxy it's a Great idea~

Ryan: Oh Man I can't wait for it..

Betrayus: Easy Dear Students, as you already know... The Monster Olympics is coming here, so for it I sent to make new uniforms for you and why not the staff too.

Amber: We will have new Sport uniforms!!?? O.M.G Now I don't know what is better if the Hot Springs or the uniforms!.

Farid: Duh Obviously Both news are wholesome... I hope the uniform is Blue, that color makes my beauty shine~

Farren: dude, the most important thing is that the uniform is comfy enough for us.

Spiral: You understand me Bro

Farley: *lifts his hand up* Hey Mr D-.. Betrayus.. with who we will compete this year?...

Blinky: Tell me we will not compete against the Belfry Prep...

Inky: Yeah.. I know we beat them..

Bradley: but they where such a bastards with us..

Skeebo: Ugh that vampires.. if I see any vampire from that school I have no doubts in Break his teeth by what they do to you that year Bunny..

Betrayus: Good Boy Skeebo~ but Don't worry Guys we will not Compete against them again...

Aurora: Phew what a Relief..

But this year they would fight against a School similar to them.

Betrayus: We will compete against Monster High!

Farley: Monster High?..

Pacster: You mean that school where all the cool things happens there?

Betrayus: What do you mean?

Spiral: Yeah, we are all follow a monster blog where many news are released, and all the cool things happens in that school and of course it's released in the page..

Amber: Since founding the Vampire Queen and give her company in her movie release in Horrywood, face the same Van Hellsing, Going to Boo York, etc.. all the things happens in this school are just fights, parties, and regular School dramas.

Mandy: *sighs* yes, the only interesting thing happened in this School is Just the Attack of Apex Crowd next to his pet Hans.

Cylindria: It's not the School's fault, we don't look for an adventure because we don't want it... I most suggest more school trips.

Betrayus: Conceded And you have an A by understanding as always Cily.

Bradley: And Dad? How would be the things about the event?

Betrayus: Good Question son, i asked for the uniforms, they will be here this Friday, about where we will do the event, me and my brother already talked with the Headless Master Bloodgood and we are agree in doing the event here in this same campus, before the event some students from Monster High will come to know you and take along.

The Ring bells, it was time for lunch and the students where free to leave.

Betrayus: Well students that's all for today's class don't forget to do your homework *leaves*

Everyone have leave except for the Fluffy Gang, Farid and Farren noticed that Farley was completely in shock while his tail was wagging.

Farid: C'mon Farley it's Time for lunch and time to take care of Claw.

Farren: Hey, what's wrong man?

Farley: We will compete against Monster High.. you know what that means?

Farren: Being hitted as we were hitted by Skylanders academy?

Farley: No!.. I-its not that..

Farley's expression was a mix between nostalgic and Excited

Farren: Oh shit.. now i know what that means.. That Cat..

Farley: I will see her again!! After long time without seeing us, i will finally see her again!! *Wagging tail*

Farid: Did you 2 have never being in contact?

Farley: Uhm yes, we have calls sometimes but seeing eachother, not really.. when i had the opportunity something happens as what happened with Claw and his mother if you remember... I was expecting of seeing her.. but don't misunderstand me I love the baby Claw.. but I still miss my old friend.

Farid: Now you mention that.. I wonder if she and her pals have adopted a baby like us, except it's a doggy.

Farren; Don't say stupid things..

Farley: Well let's go to lunch, I can't wait to see her.. *leaves*

Farren: or did he never asked her to take a walk, while we take care of Claw?

Farid: a Guy asking a girl to meet up and take a walk, you don't think it sounds like a date?

Farren: Well that's a good point.. but it's still so dumb of him to wait for meet up with her.

Farid: Hmm Dog's stuff.

The Fluffy Gang finally left the classroom without knowing that someone have recorded them.

A Ghost Girl left the Monster Maze High flying back to her original School.

The Day ended and it was time for the students and the Staff to rest.

Room 01

Stratos was getting ready to sleep when his younger brother entered into his Room with a cup of Tea.

Betrayus: Hey Dear Brother, *gives him the cup*

Stratos: Thank you Betrayus, *drinks it*

Betrayus: And tell me dear brother, what do you think of this?

Stratos: It's the First time we are doing this event in this campus, how do you think I am!?.

Betrayus: Don't worry, we will work hard to make the school look their best.

Stratos: *Sighs* at least I can count with you in this moments.

Betrayus: Just rest easy Stratos, everything would be okay.

Stratos: I Hope so.. *Finishes his tea*

Stratos fell asleep quickly throwing the cup in the floor.

Betrayus taked Stratos to his bed and left his room.

Betrayus: Ohh Man, the chloroform worked hard... The good thing is that i never mentioned him that Elli and Mitzy would come here to see the event..

2 days later

The Day of the visit of the Monster High have finally came, the Maze High students where waiting for their visit.

When they arrived, they started to take along

Name: Frankie Stein

Daughter of Frankenstein

Age: 16 (Days of life)

Specie: Living corpse (Frankenstein)

Frankie: *waved to the students* It's so nice to being here, I'm so glad that another school is having this kind of inclusion.

Spiral: Wow, you are like me

Frankie: You're like me too! By the way I'm Frankie Stein

Spiral: Spiral Stein, well the Stein part is just a nickname, my actual nickname is Hunterson

Frankie: Heheh, for one moment I thought that you were my cousin, by the way, Who builded you?

Spiral: A Couple of Scientist Elfs, my adoptive parents.

Frankie: Wow really? My grandfather builded me, Victor Frankenstein.

Spiral: Victor Frankenstein!!?? The original!? That's so cool!

Name: Clawdeen Wolf

Daughter of the Werewolf

Age: 16

Species: Werewolf

Clawdeen: do you really don't have Werewolves here?

Victor: Nope, mostly Weredogs and a Werefox, the only werewolf we have is the School guard Mr Derek the scary wolf standing behind us.

Name: Howleen Wolf

Daughter of the Werewolf

Age: 15

Species: Werewolf

Howleen: T-t-that man is really scary.

Victor: don't worry he is a nice guy, hehe

Amber:*goes to a Pink vampire girl* Uhhh~ are you the famous vegetarian vampire?

Draculaura: Uhm.. yes?

Amber: Eww did you bring your mutt with you?

Clawd: Grrrghh...

Amber: Ugh you give me-

Betrayus: *pushes Amber away* Draculaura!! You're here!

Name: Draculaura

Daughter of Dracula

Age: 1,600

Species: Vampire

Draculaura: Godfather Betrayus!? *Jumps to hug Betrayus* It's nice to see you again!

Betrayus: it's a pleasure too, sorry for not going to your 1,600 years party.

Draculaura: It's okay, i really loved the gifts you seended me

Name: Clawd Wolf

Son of the Werewolf

Age: 18

Species: Werewolf

Clawd: Godfather Betrayus?

Draculaura: Yeah, He is my dark baptism godfather.

Betrayus: Heya, you most be my Strawberry's Boyfriend, good work in making her happy.

Clawd: Really?.. you are not disagree with this?

Draculaura: Clawd, My godfather is married with a Jackalope.

Betrayus: and my hybrid son has a Werefox boyfriend.

Clawd: That's amazing! I never expected this.

Betrayus: Well welcome to the family Bud

Farley was looking for her friend between the monster high students

Farley: I wonder if-

Name: Toralei Stripe

Daughter of the Werecat

Age: 16

Species: Werecat

Farley: Tori!?

Toralei: Sheepdog!?

Farley: Tori!!

Toralei: Sheepdog

Farid and Farren: fuck..

Claw: Mew?

To be continued....

Stratos: *throws Farid and Farren a Shoe*

No swearing in front the kitten!!!

#monstermaze high #monster maze high #monster maze #monster high #pmatga au #pac man and the ghostly adventures

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ayma-nidiot · 3 years

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Dawn of the Dark Chapter 3 - Satogou mpreg fic

This chapter can be found here on AO3.

Chapter 3 – Not a Coward

A fluffy sensation on his face allowed Goh to come to. “Hey… Stop it Cinderace, that tickles.”

The Pokemon that awakened him, however, was not Cinderace, but rather a flock of Mareep. “Mareeeeeep!”

“So…” Goh looked around; there were Mareep as far as the eye could see. He could even see a Shiny one in the distance. “This must be what heaven looks like. Then… am I dead? Did the Tauros kill me?”

“Mareep?” The Shiny Mareep bounced over, looking at Goh curiously. “Mareeeeep…”

“Hehehe…” Goh petted one of the Mareep. “Maybe this isn’t so bad. Except…!”

“Mareep! Mareep!” A few of the Mareep brought a mirror before Goh, urging him to investigate it.

“Oh…” Goh didn’t like what he saw - Ash and his loved ones crying over his grave. “Ash… No, Ash, I’m here!”

“Goh!” Ash cried.

Just then, Goh felt a slap to his face, but didn’t know who did it. “Ash! I’m here! I’m…” Goh looked around. After getting slapped, the Mareep disappeared, and he was brought back to reality. “…alive?”

“Goh!” Ash threw his arms around Goh. “Thank Arceus you’re okay!”

“Ash, were you the one who slapped me?” Goh sounded irritated. He looked out the window; it was now nightfall, and he could hear Venonat chirps outside.

“So that’s the first thing you say when you come back to Earth?” Ash sat back up and pouted. “The nerve!”

“…Then the answer is yes?” Goh shook his head. “N-Never you mind. You won your match, right?”

“You betcha!” Ash gave his Pikachu a fist bump. “The guy was no match for Pikachu and I.”

“Just as expected of Galar’s Champion…” Goh smiled, giving Ash’s left hand a kiss. “So… Where am I?”

A door to the room opened, and in came Nurse Joy. “You’re in the Vermilion City Pokemon Center, but luckily, you’re almost ready to leave. Just a little bit more of IV liquids, and you’ll be good to go.”

“IV…?” Goh looked around to see that, indeed, one IV needle each stuck out from both arms. “Yaaaaah! But why?”

Nurse Joy put some papers down on the desk in the room and began typing on a computer. “In addition to getting attacked by the Tauros, you also threw up multiple times on your way here and while we were treating you. You got severely dehydrated, so you needed some liquids, antiemetics, and nutrients.”

“All that from a Tauros attack?” Goh suspected that there was more to his condition than Nurse Joy was letting on. “I don’t buy it.”

“I don’t either.” While Nurse Joy spoke, one of her Chanseys came into the room, pushing an ultrasound monitor. “Which is why I would like to perform some tests. First, I’d like to take a blood sample to check for a blood infection. Secondly, I’d like to take an ultrasound of your abdomen. Is that okay?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

After Goh gave his consent, Nurse Joy used the IV to draw some of Goh’s blood while Chansey prepared the ultrasound. It was at that moment that Professor Cerise and Chloe came onto the scene. “Goh! I got here as fast as I could when I heard! Are you okay?”

“You don’t have to worry about a thing!” Goh chuckled. “I’m going to be okay. But Chloe, I thought you had a party?”

“You think I’d put a party over one of my best friends?” Chloe knelt at Goh’s bedside and cried. “Do you have any idea how worried I was?”

“Okay, okay…” Goh patted Chloe’s head. “Sorry I doubted you.”

“Oh my…” Nurse Joy looked at her computer after using it to scan Goh’s blood sample.

“What is it?” Professor Cerise looked to the various displays on the computer.

“It says here that Goh’s DNA is a 99% match with a particular Pokemon…” Nurse Joy clicked the mouse a few more times. “…and that Pokemon… is Mew.”

“Wait, what?” Goh blinked fast.

“So, it’s true…” Professor Cerise looked to Nurse Joy, as if to ask for permission to use the computer and received permission.

“What’s true?” Goh didn’t like the reticence from Professor Cerise and Nurse Joy.

Professor Cerise turned back to Goh. “When I was younger, I did research into Pokemon DNA. Some of my colleagues believed that Pokemon can impart their DNA to humans, allowing them shapeshifter abilities. I thought it was a bunch of hogwash… until now. But this…” The professor gestured towards the computer. “This goes beyond anything I thought possible. With how closely your DNA matches that of Mew, I believe that Mew has completely fused with you.”

“That explains why I haven’t caught it yet… and how I was able to fend off the Tauros.”

“Excuse me?” Professor Cerise asked for clarification.

“The last thing I remember before passing out was seeing the Tauros get launched out of sight… as if someone was using Psychic on them.”

“That must be part of your shapeshifting powers,” Professor Cerise concluded. “You can use your powers when you’re not fully shifted, although you’re a bit weaker when you do so.”

“Professor Cerise!” Nurse Joy exclaimed. “I also found something else in Goh’s blood… He’s got a copious amount of hCG.”

“Could… Could it be… that Goh is…?” Professor Cerise looked confused.

“Professor…?” Goh felt nervous now.

As if Nurse Joy suspected the same thing that Professor Cerise did, she asked Goh, “Goh, can you roll down your pants slightly so we can perform the ultrasound?”

“O-Of course.” Goh allowed Chancey to spread some gel on his lower stomach. It felt cool for a spell before warming up.

“Thank you, Chansey. I got it from here.” Nurse Joy smiled.

“Chan! Chansey Chansey!” Chansey handed her an ultrasound probe.

“Let’s see…” Nurse Joy moved the probe around. “I don’t see any tumors or other pathogens, so that’s good news.”

“Amen to that.” Ash, who had been holding Goh’s hand the whole time, breathed a sigh of relief.

Just when Goh thought that Nurse Joy was done, she suddenly stopped and looked to the ultrasound monitor. “There… There it is.”

“Hmm?” Goh squinted.

“Goh… I don’t know how to tell you this, but…” Nurse Joy took a deep breath; she figured that Goh wouldn’t like to hear what she was about to say but thought it best to be terse. “You’re pregnant. Eight weeks along, to be precise.”

“I’m sorry, I must have misheard you, Nurse Joy. I thought you just told me that I’m pregnant.”

“She’s not lying,” Professor Cerise cut in, pointing at the monitor. “Look.”

It was then that Goh knew that Nurse Joy wasn’t lying. Right there on the screen, for everyone in the room to see, was a little life form, complete with a head and tiny limbs. “How… How is it possible?”

“It likely has to do with your new shapeshifting powers,” Professor Cerise responded. “When Mew fused with you, it probably also gave you a female reproductive system.”

“Ash, isn’t that amazing? We’re going to be parents!”

Unfortunately, Ash didn’t share the same enthusiasm that Goh had – in fact, he was so shellshocked that he said, “I… um, gotta go.” Then, without another word, he briskly left the Pokemon Center.

“Wh-What? You jerk! You’re not getting away that easily, Ash Ketchum!” And with that, Chloe was out the door too.

“Ash…” Goh began to cry. After seeing Ash have so much compassion for kids over the years, he thought that the Galarian Champion would be excited to have kids of his own. So Ash’s reaction certainly came as an unpleasant surprise.

“Goh, I’m sorry.” Nurse Joy frowned. “If it makes you feel any better, you’ve already received all your required IV transfusions. Chancey and I will take out the needles, wrap you up, and then you can leave.”

“Thank you, ma’am.” Goh continued to cry while Nurse Joy and her Chansey worked on him.

“I know this is a question that you don’t want to hear, but… Do you plan on keeping the baby? Remember, the decision ultimately lies with you.”

“I know, but this is huge news. Before I make a major decision like that, I need to talk with Ash first.”

“I understand.” Nurse Joy handed Goh a bag of antiemetics on his way out. “Whatever your decision, remember that we here at Vermilion City Pokemon Center support you.”

“Thanks again, Nurse Joy! Take care!” Goh waved as he left with Professor Cerise.

“Goh…” The professor looked at his understudy, with worry etched on his face. “If you need to take time off work, go for it. I can’t even imagine what must be going on with your body and mind right now.”

“No, Professor, I’m good. However, I will need a day to think things over – and, more importantly, speak with Ash.”

“Well, good luck with that,” sounded Chloe’s voice from further down the corridor.

“Chloe!” Goh exclaimed. “Why are you still here?”

“Because that dirtbag Ash ran off faster than you can say ‘Pikachu.’ Your kid is only the size of a Cheri Berry, and yet the father can’t even support them. What a coward.”

“No. He’s not a coward… Surely he has a reason for reacting the way he did. At least, that’s what I believe.”

“You really love him, don’t you?” Chloe smiled, but that smile quickly faded when Chloe had just remembered something. “Oh, shoot, I forgot! I brought some macaroni-and-Pinap Berry salad to an office potluck this afternoon and was going to bring the leftovers home, but… I accidentally left it at work.”

Without thinking, Goh said, “In that case, I’ll come with you to help!”

“Are you sure, Goh? Don’t you feel sick?”

“Not really… The antiemetics that Nurse Joy gave me really worked wonders.”

“Okay, if you say so.” Before Goh and Chloe got in Chloe’s car, the young woman retrieved something out of her purse. “By the way, you left these at home.”

“My Poke Balls!” Goh gladly accepted the Poke Balls that contained Cinderace, Inteleon, and Rillaboom. “Thanks a bunch, Chloe.”

“Don’t leave without them again, okay?” Chloe got in the driver’s seat while Goh took shotgun. Right after they buckled their seatbelts, Chloe’s car took off. “You got lucky today, but who’s to say that you’ll be lucky the next time some hostile Pokemon attack you? And another thing… Your Pokemon were worried about you, especially Cinderace.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t.” Since Chloe’s school wasn’t far from the Pokemon Center, it didn’t take long to drive there. When he got out of the car, Goh let Cinderace out from his Poke Ball. “I’m sorry for making you worried, Cinderace.”

“Cinder cinder!” Cinderace gave his Trainer a hug, then started following behind Chloe.

“Hmm? You want to help me, Cinderace?” Chloe turned to Goh. “In that case, Goh, stay here and guard the car. You can have some of the macaroni salad when I get back.”

“Hmph.” Goh watched Chloe and Cinderace walk off. “Making a pregnant person wait in a car by himself… Tch. Oh well, at least I get some homemade cooking in a few minutes.”

Just when Goh had the notion to take a quick nap, he heard a little kid screaming, “Aaaah! Stay away!”

Goh jolted awake from his impending sleep. “Now, where have I heard that before?”

“Morpeko!” A flash of blue and red zipped by.

“It’s a Morpeko…” Goh exited the car and, sure enough, he saw Damian fighting off a couple of Primeapes and a different trio of Ekans. “Those Ekans must be here to get revenge for their buddies… Rillaboom and Inteleon, let’s help Damian out! Use Drum Beating and Snipe Shot!”

“Intel!” Inteleon came out of her Poke Ball invisible, shooting out a flurry of water bullets.

“Rillaboom!” Rillaboom got out his wooden drum, beating on it with gusto, spurring roots from nearby trees to trip the Primeape over.

One of the Primeape fainted instantly, but the other only got angrier and charged straight for Rillaboom. “Primeape!”

“Goh!” Damian ran up to Goh and wanted to hug him. He would have, if he was not engaged in a Pokemon battle. “You’re here!”

“Damian, don’t tell me you’re out by yourself again!” Goh scolded. “You should have at least taken another Pokemon besides just Morpeko.”

“But you’re here!” Damian held his hands up to his hips. “So I know I’m going to be okay!”

“Um… Thanks, I guess?” Goh turned his attention back to the battle. Rillaboom was on the floor, being Wrapped by all three Ekans at once, while Inteleon had a hard time dodging Primeape’s punches.

“Inteleon!” Inteleon turned around. Before she knew it, a Muk’s Sludge Bomb hit her square in the face, sending her to the ground. “Intel!”

“This is worse than I thought…” Goh looked to the ground. “They’re calling for backup. We have quite a situation on our hands.”

“Aaaaah!” During the brawl, Damian had gotten separated from Goh, and like the Pokemon he found himself on the ground. Cowering from a Muk, he begged, “Please don’t hurt me!”

“Muuuuuk!” Muk gathered energy and was about to launch a Mega Punch at Damian.

“Nooooo!” Damian cried.

“Damian! I won’t let you!” Goh jumped in front of Damian, shielding him from harm.

“Huh?” Damian looked up, and next thing he knew, Goh had doubled over in pain. “Goh!”

But rather than letting a Mega Punch bring him down, Goh stood up on his feet, feeling a strong mind. While he gathered energy, Mew ears appeared on his head while he grew a Mew tail. “You will leave this boy alone…”

Goh released the energy that welled up from within, unleashing a Psychic on all of the opposing Pokemon. All the while, Damian stared at him in wonder. “Wow… Goh, you’re so cool!”

“Hehehe. …Wait!” Goh took a quick look to his right, noticing the Muk that had attacked Inteleon. “We’ve still got one more to take care of!”

“Yeah!” Damian cheered. “Go get him!”

Though Goh sounded confident, he could feel his energy from before waning already. Luckily for him, though, he wouldn’t have to exert any of it, because an incoming Thunderbolt would take care of that last Muk. “Pikachuuuuu!”

“I know who that is…” Goh looked to a figure running from his left.

“Hey there, love.” Ash winked, ignoring the Pokemon as they fled. He didn’t ignore Goh hugging Damian, though. “Oh? And who might you be?”

“…” Damian, already wary of Ash, spoke, “I’m Damian. Uh… thanks, Mister.”

Goh spoke to Damian, “Are you okay?”

“Mm-hmm!” Damian nodded with a smile. “Thanks to you, Goh! When I get big, I hope to be an awesome Pokemon Trainer like you!”

“Aww, come on, my bo- I mean…” Goh gestured towards Ash. “This man here is the Champion of Galar, Ash Ketchum. If you want to be like someone, be like him.”

All of Damian’s suspicion of Ash was gone. “Wow, a Champion? Then you must be really strong!”

“Sure am!” Ash, along with Pikachu, flexed one arm. “And if you work hard, you can be a great Trainer too!”

“Really? We gotta work hard!” Damian scooped up Morpeko. “Come on, Morpeko, let’s go home! Then we’re gonna train some tomorrow!”

“Morpeko!” Morpeko nodded as Damian ran off with her.

“Take care!” Goh waved until Damian and Morpeko were completely out of sight. Then, with a more serious tone, he turned to Ash. “So… Care to tell me where you were all this time? Care to explain why you ran off the minute you found out you were going to be a father?”

“I owe you an explanation.” Ash sighed, knowing he was about to divulge a long tale. “As you know, being Champion of Galar is a lot of pressure. I’m still not very well-liked in the region… I know for sure that my reputation will be ruined if it’s revealed that I’m in a relationship with another man.”

“Ash…” Goh took Ash’s hand and laced their fingers.

“If you want to leave our relationship now, you can. I don’t want you to feel like you’re living a lie.”

“Wait, did you… just tell me to leave?” Goh’s eyebrows furrowed.

“You heard me. I love you very much, but… I don’t want you to feel hurt.”

“Ugh…” Goh resisted the urge to slap his boyfriend, but only just barely. “Do you think that I didn’t know all of this stuff about you being the Champion? We’ve been boyfriends for 11 years, for crying out loud! If I had once thought that I was ‘living a lie,’ I would have left a long time ago! Yet I’m still here… You know why? It’s because I love you, Ash! There’s not a thing we can’t do together! And I’m sure that if you gain respect and trust of the people of Galar, then you won’t have to worry about your reputation!”

“But… That’s not all. Ever since my father left on his Pokemon journey when I was 10, I’ve not seen him. Heck, I don’t even know if he’s still alive. I’ve no idea how to be a father…” Ash turned Goh around, still holding his hand, but hugging him with his other, shaky arm. “What if I mess up? What if I’m a bad influence on our child?”

“Then you’re going to have to learn how to be a father, won’t you?” Goh laughed while looking Ash in the eyes. “It shouldn’t be hard for you, Mr. Champion.”

“Goh… Kyaaa, I love you so much! And…” Ash looked down, placing a hand on Goh’s belly and speaking to his unborn child. “I love you too. I already can’t wait to meet you and teach you everything about Pokemon! You and Pikachu are going to be best buddies!”

“Pika pika!” Pikachu smiled.

“Hehehe.” Goh held his hand over Ash’s, feeling grateful for the life growing inside him. “I can’t wait to meet you either, little one.”

“Goh!” Chloe could be heard calling out from the school. “I’m sorry I was gone, I- Oh. It’s you, Ash. Fancy meeting you here. So, are you done being a grumpy prick?”

“Hey, take it easy, Chloe,” Goh chuckled. “We’re good now. I’ve decided that I’m going to keep the baby.”

“That’s right!” Ash added. “And I’m going to be the best boyfriend and father that I know how.”

“If you insist.” Chloe trusted Ash again. “Now come, let’s go home. We’ve got a lot of macaroni salad to eat!”

#pokemon #pokemon journeys #satogou #firstfriendshipping #mpreg #fanfic #fanfiction

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oveliagirlhaditright · 3 years

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After the Game, Fret somewhat didn't like when someone other than canon had red hair and wore purple. Canon compliant. Oneshot. Neo spoilers. KH DDD is canon to TWEWY in this fic. Though you shouldn’t at all have to really know KH to understand this fic.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33469456

For the most part… Fret got on pretty well after Kanon’s death.

It was tough, it really was, but he soldiered on by becoming the more authentic version of himself she had wanted him to be… hoping that that would be enough. And that if her soul did somehow exist somewhere, she might see that and be able to find some happiness there.

And Fret had the Twisters, of course—and Neku’s old friends Shiki, Eri, and Rhyme (who was also Beat’s sister, of course), who had really integrated themselves into the group. There was also sometimes the aloof Joshua—who helped Fret keep his head where it belonged.

That, and all the school work he had to do now, as thoughts about college and careers were coming up, and he needed to try and focus on that, lest he be forgotten.

So, for the most part, while Fret still of course mourned Kanon, he had moved on and was in pretty good spirits, considering.

…The only thing that really got him down, oddly… was seeing redheads like she had been also wearing purple. And at first, meeting the legendary Neku right after Fret had lost the girl of his dreams had somewhat been a thorn in Fret’s side, because he’d just looked at Neku’s hair and the color he so clearly favored and thought “Kanon.”

But, thankfully, those feelings hadn’t lasted. They’d had Shibuya to save, after all. And Neku more than proved why he was great to have on a team and why he was the greatest friend, and why Fret should try and let his ghosts go.

But then, Fret had met Shiki’s best friend “Eri”… who was totally cool, by the way, and a co-creator of Gatto Nero with Shiki, and Fret couldn’t even begin to tell you how much he admired her. Especially since she was so pretty and on point… but not conceded at all, and down to earth.

As fate would have it, however, she’d been wearing purple the moment Fret had met her at Shiki’s birthday party. So, they hadn’t started out well, even though it had of course gotten better, and Fret had almost come undone (as ridiculous as it was for him to still be so hung-up on Kanon, he knew).

Thankfully, Shiki had right away seen his shaking form by the punch table and had come and given him a hug, as she’d whispered sweet nothings into his ear. She had guessed accurately what Fret’s problem was, and held him—not even seeming to feel like he was ruining her party at all—while she rubbed his back soothingly. “It’s okay not to get over a loved one quickly, you know? I was certainly that way about Neku. And you have it so much harder than I did. No one will judge you for your emotions, Fret. And if you need to talk, we’re all here for you. I’ll even go get Mr. Mew for you to hold, as he always cheers me right up.” Shiki had said that last part while winking at him, and Fret had had to laugh then.

He may have been afraid of Mr. Mew when Tsugumi had been controlling him and attacking them with the doll, but now that Fret had seen Shiki with her own one more often than not, Fret was thinking he was a sweet little guy again, and could definitely understand why Shiki would think he was good therapy.

“…And I may mention to Eri that it might be a good idea for her not to wear violet anymore.”

“What? You don’t have to do that? I got used to Neku, so I can with her, too!” Fret had wanted to tell her instantly, but Shiki had already been off to get Mr. Mew for him to cuddle.

And despite everything, Fret had watched Shiki walk across the dance hall with a smile on his face. It felt good to be appreciated. It did.

And after that, Eri did stop wearing that color, and everyone seemed to prefer it that way. Fret did, for his own reason, of course… Eri did, because she didn’t even like it that much, apparently, and Neku appreciated it, who jokingly thanked Eri for getting off his turf.

So, everything was more than good for Fret when it came to those colors for a while… but then some girl named Kairi came to Shibuya: a girl with darker red hair than Kanon, it was true, but wouldn’t you know that she was also wearing amethyst?

At first, Fret had been ready to write this stranger off—just another tourist in Shibuya, that he just happened to notice walking past him—but then she accidentally ran into Beat… and it seemed to startle the girl. And good Lord, then she summoned a magic key-shaped sword to her hands, without even seeming to think about it. And she wasn’t even in the UG! (Though when Fret saw this, his first concern was that they had landed back there.)

And the moment Neku and Beat (who were with Fret to go to Molco, to get him some Tin Pins, because that was becoming a thing again) saw the redhead summon the weapon, they had both exclaimed simultaneously, “You’re a Keyblade wielder!” “Yous a Key wielder!”

Fret had had no idea what they were talking about at that point. So, Neku had hastily explained that Shibuya had actually been destroyed before—a time that he, Shiki, Beat, and Rhyme had only recently gotten their memories back of—and when it had, Joshua had taken their dream fragments (the only thing that had been left of them) to another world, to try and bring them back. And there, they’d taken bodily form once again and met a “Keyblade wielder” named “Sora”, and another one named “Riku,”

Beat had then gone to explain that they’d both helped them out, and that they were probably even bigger deals than him and Neku, and Fret couldn’t believe it. Hell! He could hardly even fathom it. What would that even look like? But he didn’t have much time to try and guess, because Neku began talking to the stranger almost instantly.

“Are you Sora’s girlfriend?” Neku had asked her then, bold as you please, as he’d pulled the redhead back out of the way of pedestrians going to and fro from all the different shopping areas. “He told me that he was great friends with a redhead, who liked art like Shiki does… I think he was insinuating then that I liked Shiki back then, and I wanted to kill him for all the hints he dropped her, while maybe not realizing that he had feelings for you yet, but I think it was still there… If you are that girl he mentioned, I mean.”

And then the poor girl had had a single tear slide down her eye—and Fret almost wanted to kick himself for only being able to think “you’re not Kanon, you’re not Kanon, you’re not Kanon, you’re not Kanon. Why are you dressed like her?”, while he looked at her—and she explained to Beat, who was giving her a big old bear hug, but Neku too, that: “Yeah, I’m Sora’s girlfriend, Kairi… I’m looking for him, because he recently disappeared after he sacrificed himself to bring me back to life. I was thinking he might be here, or that there might be Heartless here that I needed to fight, but I don’t know.”

Neku had appeared to give much thought to all of that (crossing his arms over his chest and closing his eyes, Fret saw), before he finally met Kairi’s eyes with kind ones of his own. “Why don’t you come with me to meet Shiki? She’s another friend of Sora’s. And Keyblade wielders’ hearts can sometimes lead them to keys, right? Maybe there’s something there, if Sora used to tease me about us.”

And Kairi had gone with Neku and Beat to do that (while Fret had followed, aimlessly, feeling really curious, for sure, but also kind of despairing the whole way: he wasn’t going to lie). And then Kairi had found with Shiki’s help, the thing she needed that would help her lead to Sora, apparently.

It was a hockey puck, that Shiki said Neku had gotten her to help them remember old times together… And as soon as Kairi had come near it, her Keyblade had reacted—seeming almost to float over to the puck of its own free will, tugging Kairi along—and then an insanely crazy light show happened (where all of a sudden, the entire world around them had seemed to be nothing but darkness, with just a few pieces of light to speak of: coming from Kairi and the Keyhole that appeared in the sky, that she did acrobatics towards, in order to aim a laser from her Keyblade at it). Then, it was all over and the Buya returned to normal, but the girl was gone.

And Neku and Beat explained that that seemed to sometimes happen with Keyblade wielders—they’d both seen it with Sora and Riku—as they would sometimes get taken away to where they were meant to go next, before they really got to say goodbye. But they both assumed she was fine and gotten what she needed, and definitely seemed to be hoping it, too.

But Neku, Beat, and Shiki had definitely bonded with Kairi that day… and about a year later, she was back in Shibuya to visit them with Sora and Riku… and well, maybe a whole lot of other people. There was yet another girl with red hair, wearing amethyst…

And while Fret was kind of glad to see them—and was thrilled that Kairi had gotten her happy ending and she could just come her for funsies to see everyone now—he couldn’t help sitting in a park bench in Dogenzaka, sighing, as he watched the whole thing unfold.

“Hehehe. You’re in quite the mood. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were turning into Neku…” Someone else had come to sit by Fret… and one quick look let him know that it was none other than the Composer of Shibuya himself… and that he had better get it together, before the guy threw him into another Game to improve himself, like he originally had with Neku.

“Oh, uhh… Hi there, Joshua. It’s good to see you,” Fret said, putting a hand under his chin and regarding the other boy—god—with mixed feelings. “Did you see that ice is really in this season? And diamonds almost match your light blue shirts, right? I feel like if you started wearing some diamond necklaces, you’d be even more stylish than you already ar-”

But Joshua halted Fret’s attempt to somewhat butter him up, with a hand held high and a small smile on his face. “There’s no need for all of that, I assure you,” Joshua promised, violet eyes locking onto Fret’s and that, too, making the youth think of Kanon some. “If you want her back, why don’t you just ask me?” Joshua asked rather smug now.

And it was too much. All too much. Fret wanted to believe that Joshua could actually bring her back for him… but what if this was a trap? And what if Joshua meant it now… but Fret somehow made him changed his mind, when he begged him to do so and thanked him for it. What if he didn’t do everything to code?

Tripping over his words now, as he ran a hand through his hair, Fret asked, “I mean… I would love it. If you want to, and don’t think it’ll hurt Kanon to be back, I’m all for it. But can you really do that? Wouldn’t you maybe get in trouble?”

At that Joshua “hmmed”, and Fret panicked—feeling like he’d ruined his chances for real here—and he was about to kiss the Composer’s feet to try and be on his good side again…

But it seemed like Fret had started fretting over nothing, as Joshua giggled and flipped his hair once. “I’ve brought Players who didn’t win back after a corrupt Game before, so it wouldn’t be the first time. Kanon’s Soul did seem quite promising to me for a few reasons there, so I’d be interested to see how she would shape Shibuya…

“And as of now… I would not get in trouble, dear Fret. But thank you for your concern. Heh. I am the senior of a lot of angels on the Higher Plane. And right now, the ones above me are actually very much interested me and my methods, for halting Shibuya’s purification twice, but having it turn out better both times for it. So, I imagine they’d let this one slide.”

Fret was near tears at that point; of course he was… And okay, maybe he was actually crying now. It was just that this was all he had ever dreamed of after they’d gotten out of the Game, of course… Because despite what he told himself… Fret did still love Kanon. And wouldn’t it be great, to actually get back one of the friends that Fret had lost?

But now Fret had to wonder, as he scratched his neck awkwardly, “All those gingers I saw in purple… was that a hint from you to me that I could get Kanon back?” Had Fret been looking a gift horse in the mouth all this time?

Joshua was laughing once more, as he urged Fret to get up and go make nice with the Keyblade wielders, who—if Fret was hearing it right—were telling all of Fret’s friends about urban legends they had heard of in a place called Twilight Town… and then Nagi chirped back about the ones they’d seen in the Game, and Rindo and Beat jumped in to help her out with that.

Huh… Perhaps Fret really was missing something over there. And was Joshua, too?

“Usually, I wouldn’t give an answer… I would say it’s above your pay grade, or that the world is whatever you want it to be… But, no. I was not prompting you to make this choice about Tachibana Kanon. Though things seemed to work out rather nicely for you, wouldn’t you say? So you’d find the strength to ask me about her?”

“I- I do,” Fret admitted, looking down at the pavement—and then all the buildings around him—and thinking that for a concrete jungle… Shibuya was actually a masterpiece, and might have actually been heaven, as far as he was concerned. “So, when will Kanon-"

But when Fret looked towards Joshua once more, the Composer was already gone.

And Fret… he didn’t see Kanon for a while after that. And he imagined it probably felt like what Rindo had gone through (and somewhat Fret himself; all the Twisters, really), when Josh had first brought Shokie to the RG.

About four months later, Fret was beginning to dread that Joshua had forgotten his promise, or that it was impossible to bring Kanon back, after all…

And he was at 104, checking out all the new selections there, when he heard a voice behind him, “So, Fret… do you mind telling me how you really feel? And no sugarcoating it! I was proud to see how you grew, after all. And you can’t disappoint a lady by covering it up some, if you went to all this trouble to bring her back, y’know?”

Fret dropped the black hat that he’d been about to purchase (that was maybe so light black, it was actually closer to purple), as he turned around to face that voice and ran towards her to embrace her.

“Kanon!"

Author’s Note: So, the other redhead who goes with Sora and the crew to Shibuya in this story is supposed to be Ariel—in a “The Worlds Are Starting to be Reconnected” idea—and it’s mainly because she wore purple seashells (though a shirt here, of course). Not even gonna lie. But if you don’t like that, you can imagine it’s an OC… that Sora and Kairi had a daughter… or just completely ignore that part. It’s up to you.

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birdy-bat-writes · 4 years

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Plumerias

Heyyyyyy, So, I wrote this thing for @anothertimdrakestan because I was so in love with that ship she wrote. Elle, I literally love you and you are my soulmate so Bart can like share you with me but I first soulmate dibs. ❤(ˆ‿ˆԅ) I really hope you like it!

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Today was supposed to be about relaxation and letting loose. You were about to meet your friends at the beach for a little retreat. Sounds great, right? So, explain why your car’s ‘check engine’ had to start flashing on your way there. What a whump. The car won’t start…. I guess I have to call her.

Miles away, the phone of your amazing Tumblr soulmate phone rang (shameless self-promotion). “Hey, Elle. On your way?”

“Dude, my car won’t start.”

“Seriously? Wait, where are you?”

“Oh, um, outside the Dunkin Donuts on Field street.”

“Dunkin Donuts on Field street. Got it. I’m going to come get you. Wait there.” Unbeknownst to you or her, someone else was paying an awful lot of attention to our conversation. Your one and only, Bart Allen. He heard your name in conversation and was instantly drawn in. He had been crushing on you for months now, and because you both were adorably oblivious (him more than you), he hadn’t yet realized that you felt the same way. Nonetheless, he took that moment to take off.

“Dunkin Donuts. Field street.” He really only showed up because of you, and if you couldn’t be where he was, he might as well find a way to you. And besides, he just got an opportunity to be all heroic and save your day. Wally and your friend only got to know when a gust of wind blew sand onto them.

“So, I’m assuming Bart’s going to get her now.” Riya said, brushing sand off of her.

“Wait, he didn’t take a car. I’ll call hi-,”

“STOP! I sense shipping opportunities. Let it happen…”

Bart got to the parking lot and saw your car parked by a lamppost. Then the nerves kicked in. You looked so cute dancing in your car. Before walking over to you, he checked out his reflection in the restaurant window and straightened his hair. You saw this though. “Is he… checking himself out in the window? HEY, DORK!” Bart stiffened. Awww his looked so cute with his baseball tee and board shorts.

“Heyyyy, Elle.”

“What are you doing here? I thought Riya was coming to jumpstart my car.” Truth be told, you were quite happy he was there.

“Oh, yeah, well I came here to do that,” And that when it hit him that he didn’t come with a car. Or jumper cables. “but looking at it now, I don’t really know what to do.” You laughed at him.

“My hero.” Sarcasm was evident in your voice. He responded to you sticking his tongue out you. “You’re such a dork.”

“You know it, babe. I’m adorkable.” He said, flashing a bright smile and a wink.

“Oh my god,” You giggled softly. Why does he have to be so darn cute??? “Okay, any suggestions?”

“Let’s get food.”

“I meant to fix the car.”

“Eat first and think better later?” You didn’t even want to argue with that because you were hungry too.

“Alright, I could eat. We’re by Dunkin, want to get something from there?” he nodded. You both went in and ordered quite a bit of food. Bart offered to carry all on the food bags to car but you insisted on carrying some of it and made your way out. Bart met you about two minutes later with the reaming food bag and cup of coffee. That was odd since Bart didn’t like coffee and you don’t remember either of you ordering a beverage.

“This is for you. Iced coffee with cream, no sweetener. Please tell me I got that right.” You were smiling so much.

“You did get it right. How did you know that?”

“I remember hearing you order it sometime.” He remembered a lot of the things you did and said. He can’t pinpoint when or how he heard them but he made it a point to remember the little things just to see you smile. One of the things he loved about you was how your smile was never something as simple as the corners of your mouth turning up. You smiled wholeheartedly with a twinkle in your eyes. It was the type of smile that could light up a whole city, and he lived for it.

“Well, thank you for the coffee, and for remembering.” After that you both sat back and finished your food. The conversations you had were so random, it was hilarious.

Bart: “How is Po not your favorite Teletubby?”

Elle: “How do you have a favorite Teletubby?! They’re creepy!”

***

“I like Ellie.”

“Call me whatever you want.”

“E?”

“Sure.”

“Lele?”

“Sure.” You chuckled at him.

“How about Leelu?”

“I like it.”

“Elle, ma belle?” He did the French accent too. “It means beautiful in French.”

“I know that.” You were stiff as a board and clearly a little shy. *Your heart really went (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥*

***

“Okay, what’s your favorite flower?”

“Hmm, plumeria.”

“Plume-what?”

“It’s the white one with yellow in the center.” Bart still looked very lost, so you decided to show him a picture. You had leaned over to show it to him and didn’t realize quite how close you were until you looked up and met eyes with him. The moment was however interrupted by your phone ringing. “I’ll just take this.”

“I’ll throw the trash away.” You were both slightly blushy heheh. Cuties. Anyway, you answered the phone.

“Hi.”

“How are you not here yet?”

“Well why didn’t you come with a car?!”

“Because your boyfriend was in too much of a hurry to get into a car.”

“He’s not my boyfriend!”

“Yet.”

“What?”

“Never mind that. What was wrong with your car?”

“The check engine light went on, so I checked the engine and everything is fine. I just need to jump-start it.”

“Make Bart do it. Speedsters can produce electric charges high enough to do that.”

“How do you know?”

“Wally does it all the time.”

“So, you use your boyfriend’s powers for this?”

“….Yes.”

***

So, Bart started the car. You made it to the beach without breaking down again and you already felt like that was a victory. You arrived just as the sun was setting too. The water was glowing with gold and orange and high up, you could see the faint glow of stars in the darkening sky. You met with everyone and laid your things down on the beach chairs before heading towards the water. Bart joined you and you walked along the beach. People lit bonfires and the light gave the whole place a warm glow and being there with him felt surreal. *Splash* Surrealism gone. You splashed back. You went back and forth like this and ran to distance yourself from him but being a speedster, he caught you. You both called a truce and sat down where you were, still laughing. You were at a more secluded part of the beach. You were closer to the cliffs and greenery that surrounded this part of the beach, and while you were admiring it, Bart stood up.

“I’ll be right back.” You wondered where he went but he didn’t take long to come back. When you saw him, he had one hand behind his back, and before you could ask, he crouched down next to you and showed you a little white and yellow flower. It was a plumeria. “Tada.” He delicately put it in your hands.

“Oh my gosh, thank you. Where’d you find this?”

“I saw a small tree over there, and I thought the flowers looked like the picture you showed me.”

“I love it.” Gosh, why is he so cute? And caring too??? Only a few moments later he asked you,

“Hey, E, most people pick roses or carnations as their favorite. How come you like this one?”

“In Hawaii, there’s this sort of tradition. If you wear a single plumeria on your right, it means you’re single and if you wear it on your left that means you’re taken. I always thought it was really cute.”

“That is cute.” You’re cute. I love you.

“Hey, Bart?” All or nothing. I can do this.

“Hm?”

“I really like you.” He didn’t say anything. He just smiled really wide, and leaned in. you closed your eyes and felt his lips brush yours. It was sweet and passionate, and when you pulled away you saw his beautiful forest-green eyes. The evening sun brought out every glimmer of gold and olive in the green. “So you like me back then?” He let out a short laugh.

“Yes. Very much.” He looked down at the flower in your hand. “Actually, may I?” he asked, gesturing to the flower. You nodded. Bart tucked a few strands of hair behind your left ear and placed the flower between them. It was really cute- *CLICK*

“What the-?”

“SHIIIIIIIIP!” ‘Twas your crazy friend. She fangirls. Let her have this. She ships it.

“Riya, get back here!”

“Never! This is going in a scrapbook and you can’t stop me!”

End. :D

Hi, so I know I told you I was writing this Fic but I bet you didn’t know about the Headcanon:

Because you’re too precious and I love you too much to stop there.

- You and Bart are literally the cutest couple though.

- He calls you Leelu, E, Ellie. Smelly Ellie if he’s feeling daring. Hehe.

- You guys make endless meals of chicken nuggets.

- He will never and I mean NEVER go to bed without messaging you ‘Goodnight, I love you.’ And at least four emojis.

- He loves your hair. Sometimes he’ll try to play with it, and you’ll lean back into him. Sometimes you both will just fall asleep there.

- Can you imagine him trying to read your fanfictions? Aww that would be so cute. Endless teasing.

- He would constantly be impressed by how smart and creative you are.

- He would go to all of your games and school events, cheering the loudest.

- He’s so in love with your eyes. He’s so in love with YOU he’ll just sit sometimes and stare at your face, smiling.

- You’re the only person who gets to call him Henry. There’s also SO many cute nicknames. Bar-bar, imagine if you called him Bartholomew, call him mew-mew.

- He would do the Kidflash and Jinx thing but with plumeria instead of roses.

- I really feel like he would speed up to you wherever you are, kiss you and then run away just because he missed you.

- So much cuddling. He would LOVE your dog.

- You radiate tall person energy but you’re actually a smol bean so like imagine the height difference when he kisses you! (hehehe I’m taller than you)

- He’d lift you up all the time and twirl you around while he kisses you.

- He hates when you don’t give him attention so if you’re distracted when he’s around, he’ll kiss your neck and cheeks until you focus on him.

- You guys would be goofy and fun. He’d love your energy.

- Ice cream dates. Get ice cream on your lips. He’ll kiss it away.

- Also, a scene:

- “Okay well, I confessed first.”

- Well, I kissed you first!”

- “I said ‘I love you’ first!”

- “Well, I proposed first!”

- “What?”

- *Down on one knee with a ring*

- That would be you two.

- Oh, and I won’t be taking pictures of that, I’ll be recording it. It shall play at your wedding.

- Overall, you guys are so cute and healthy and perfect. He would definitely do everything he could to make you happy and you’re such a caring, loving person, I know you’d do the same.

#bart allen #impulse #flash #fanfic #fluff #i love you so much elle!#Ships

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lilac-sweet-giggles · 5 years

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Let’s Just Chat (BNHA Ojiro and Shinso)

Fandom: My Hero Academia

Description: During the preparations and buildings of the Culture Festival, Ojiro runs into Shinso once again. Shinso asks if he and Ojiro can try to hang out and get to know eachother which leads to more bonding than expected

(ft. the help of the lovely @gotmeringinghellsbells )

Word Count: (1922)

Just a couple more wood to the gym

Ojiro was briefly helping Sero and the stage group set up some things in the gymnasium. As he was walking on his merry way, a figure stumbles back from their booth and into said Ojiro himself. His tail instinctively caught the person before they could hit the ground and puts his Woods down onto the ground, “Woah you ok?”

“Yeah, I guess so, thanks.” wait, the voice, Ojiro turns around to see the person he recognizes from the sports festival; Hitoshi Shinso.

“Oh it’s you.” Shinso says as he saw the blonde locks and the familiar tail quirk he possesses. Helping him to his feet, the blonde goes to pick up the wood he placed down, “Doing something for the festival?” Ojiro asked the taller.

“Mhm, haunted house.” he says as he points to the decorations in the boxes near the entrance of the potential haunted house, “And yo-“

“Shinso-San! We need your help with some more decorations!” A girl with blonde hair and two pink bubbles following her yelled out to her classmate, the Violette sighs and looks to the house.

“Ok how about this, you have freetime later?” The taller asked the other quickly.

“Yes? Why you wanna meet up?”

“At my dorm?” Huh, He’s never been to Shinso’s dorm before so why not?

“Oh sure, 1-C heights alliance right?”

“Yeah, see you after 6?”

“Sure thing...” the two nodded before parting ways to get back to their festival activities.

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Around 6, Ojiro was walking up to the door of 1-C and waited for an answer, “Oh it’s you! Need to see Shinso?” It was the same girl from earlier with the two pink bubbles that follow her, “Yeah, you know where his room is?”

“Yes I do! Second floor, last room on the end of the hall-“ she says as she directs him to the elevator, “Thanks ms?”

“Kamusu; Tami Kamusu” she says as she held her hand out, Ojiro shaking said hand, “Ojiro.”

After the brief meet, he finally got to Shinso’s room, knocking softly on it and waiting for a response. The door opened and Shinso quickly brought the other in before shutting the door. "Oh um, hi to you too?" Ojiro was a bit confused by the other's rush to shut the door. "Ah, sorry. Just don't want to really socialize with anyone else who may walk by." Oh, Ojiro nodded before looking around. "Your room is pretty cool." It looked a bit like Tokoyami's room with a bit more formal gothic design, cat stuff, and was that an eraser head figurine?

"Mew." The male froze himself, looking to see a small kitten sitting on the bed. 'Aw, you have a cat?" Shinso gave a nod. "Aizawa's had an accidental litter. He wasn't allowed to keep more than two in his dorm so he passed some around. Her name is Smudge." He gently pet the kitten, earning softer mews and cuter purrs. She was such a sweetie! He didn’t even expect the teen to be into cats, who knew?

“She’s sweet.” Ojiro sat on the bed and the kitten gets onto his lap and tried to climb up, sharp claws!! Ojiro gets her off and places her beside his tail and curls the tail around her like a blanket.

Shinso follows and sat next to the blonde and kitten, “So you wanted to see me, what about?” Ojiro asked softly as he didn’t make eye contact.

“We were just busy I guess, so I thought that we could just get to know one another, besides quirks.“ Shinso mumbles the last part briefly, “Oh? Seems fair.”

“I also wanted to apologize for being too irrational during the Sports Festival. Just wanted to get into the top, not try to offend you or downgrade you, Monkey.” Shinso says as he pets the kitten too, “Ojiro.”

“Hm?”

“Mashirao Ojiro, not monkey.” Ojiro chuckles softly

“Oh, damn it....” Ojiro chuckles some more from Shinso’s nickname for him

“Anyway, What is it that you’re doing with your class?”

“Dance + music concert, I’m one of the dancers.” he says as he shyly rubs the back of his neck, “Dancer huh, you don’t seem that excited though.” Shinso says to Ojiro.

The tail twitched awkwardly as Ojiro tried to think of a response. "Uh.... well... just kind of nervous. I've never really danced in front of people before." He looked down as he spoke before slowly bringing his hands up to press his index fingers together. "Mina is in charge of it; She's really good at breakdancing." Shinso quirked a brow before sitting down with the kitty. "So shouldn't you show yours to your classmates too? Seeing as your going to be dancing anyway maybe get used to people being there."

Yeah, he had a point huh? "Yeah, probably should do that. So hows that haunt-" he was cut off. "Show me." Huh? Ojiro looked up shocked before Shinso realized how demanding he sounded. "Ah, sorry. I'd like to see if you're comfortable." Oh,um, Ojiro blushed.

"Don't tell me you have stage fright." He nodded awkwardly before feeling a hand on his back and on his stomach. "W-What are you," the other smirked. "My dad used to do this when I'd get nervous before performances. It loosened me up and made me feel better about what I was doing." Aizawa may have done it a bit here and there to mess him up on his form. Which worked but he wouldn't stop after the male failed. Lectures were hard to hear when tickled.

"Huh? What do- NAH!" Ojiro's tail stuck straight out as the male covered his mouth, eyes wide. Oh no.

The kitten escapes and goes over to her big ol kitten house as she lets the two interact. This gave Ojiro the chance to fall onto the bed and shove at the hand on his stomach, “Hehehe what’s that for??” Ojiro laughs as he wags his tail.

"Didn't you listen," Shinso chuckled. He gently started to tickle Ojiro's tummy. "Sthahahaop! Thahaht tickles!"

“That’s the point, Dumbo. It’s go get the butterflies out, or am I increasing the butterflies?” Shinso was just straight up in thought.

“Pffff don’t phrase it like thahahahahat!” He was wearing a thin t-shit so this wasn’t helping him be protected. Fingers moved gently over his stomach than dug into his sides. Ojiro looked like a beetle stuck on it's back as he tried to squirm around and free himself. From under his curled legs, his tail was going a mile a minute under him. Has he always wagged his tail when it came to these things? Who knows?

Shinso wanted to take the hand away from Ojiro’s mouth; it was the first step to get him less nervous. Ah the hell with it-

He goes forward and takes the hand from said mouth and there it was; The giggling smile, he’s never got to see Ojiro smile, especially from the Sports festival, "H-Hehehey! Shinso!" Ojrio had one eye open, stuggling, but open. His face was starting to turn pink despite the tickles starting to stop. "How is tickling me going to make me less nervous?"

“Well for starters; you’re showing me you now uncovered smile.” Shinso points out as he ruffles the blonde locks.

....now that Ojiro noticed, he was also showing his blush, huh....

This only caused him to blush more before he curled up some, tail hiding his flustered face. "Stooopppp." Pffff, dork

Shinso chuckles and scoots around to get to Ojiro, continuing to mess with his hair, “Pffff stop that!“ Ojiro says as he reaches for the hands but as his arms were up, the hands went to Ojiro’s underarms and that’s when they clamped down, “PFFFFF SHIHIHIHINSO!!!!!”

The male threw his head back before bucking and squirming about. "Leheheheht ghahahao! Leheheht ghahahao!" He slightly scoots the blonde into his lap, head resting as it looks up to Shinso.

“So how’s it going, Monkey Brains?” Shinso asked as he smirked and saw the boy’s slight eyes opened, Ojiro’s laughter picking up just from the smirk looking down at him.

“HAHA THIS IS TORTURE!!” His Tail says otherwise, wagging like the pup-cat-monkey he was.

"Should I stop, huh?" The other blushed before looking away. He was too emabressed, “Y-Yes-“ What the-

THAT LITTLE SHIT-

HE USED HIS BRAIN WASH ON HIM-

He watched Shinso move and lay down on the bed, his head on his pillows,“Sit up and lay right next to me?” wait what?

Under the quirk, he follows what Shinso said and then felt Shinso spoon in from behind, huh? Then he felt a small flick of the finger at his forehead, snapping him out of it, “Ow, What was that for?” He asked as he rubs the small flicked area Shinso flicked at.

Shinso shrugs and just spoons into him some more, arms around his torso while his chin rested on Ojiro’s shoulder, “.....too shy to ask.....” PFFFF AW SHINSO-

Ojiro blushed before smacking him with his tail. "Ask anyway! I don’t like being a zombie." Shinso chuckled. "Your a cute zombie though." Cheeks were puffed before tail swats ensued. "Ow, hehehe hey! Okay,okay! Ah, in sorry!" Ojiro showed mercy to the other before sighing.

They stood for a moment in time, Ojiro getting a bit more used to the affection he was getting from Shinso, then the Violenette spoke up, “Speaking of zombies, Imma be one in the haunted house.” huh, Ojiro didn’t expect that.

“Wait really?”

“Mhm, covered in rag clothes, blood, Imma look like a freak.” he says as he once again ruffles the addictive blonde locks, they were soft.

“Pff, more of a dork than a freak...”

“A dork huh? Would a dork do this?”

Shinso leans in and noms along his neck, tail riling up again and squealing madly, “GAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

“Would a dork do this?” Shinso asked once again, “YEHEHES THEY WOULD!!” Ojiro laughs as he then felt the noms of said zombie.

“HAHA DON'T EAT ME YOU DOHOHOHORK!!!!” Ojiro laughs

Ojiro continued to attack him with his tail, eventually being released from the other. "Alright, alright. Would you like me to walk you back to your room?" The other hummed before smiling. "May I sleep here?”

.....well then; It was Shinso’s turn to blush.

“You wanna sleep here?” Shinso asked a second time to confirm if he heard right, “You mind?” Ok it wasn’t a dream-

The messy haired teen nods his head and laid back again, “Not at all.”

Ojiro smiles some more and took his phone out his pocket, texting Kaminari that he was gonna hang out with a friend that was in general studies and places the phone over the headboard shelf.

“For once I did a good idea.” Shinso chuckles to himself and passes another blanket to Ojiro to use in case he gets cold some more.

“And all we did was talk to eachother...wanna call a truce?” Ojiro asked as he looks to the other with his natural tired eyes, “Yeah, truce.” Shinso says as he pulls the covers over the both of them.

“Good, Night Shinso.” The tailed teen says as he closes his eyes and nuzzles into the warm dark covers, “NigHT-“ uh, he looks down to the covers and saw the tail at Shinso’s feet.

A small chuckle came from Ojiro and an eye that was still peeled open, “....or maybe we could stay up a bit more....”

Oh boy, time for Ojiro’s vengeance....

#lilac writes #bnha tickle #tickle fiction #tickles #mha tickle #tickling #tickle #my hero academia tickle #tickle fight #bnha #bnha ojiro #ojiro mashirao #hitoshi shinsō #bnha shinso hitoshi #bnha shinso #shinso x ojiro #bnha fluff

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powerovernothing · 4 years

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Hello there all my wonderful friends and followers! It’s been quite a while since last I posted up here on my blog, hasn’t it? I’m certain that you guys have been somewhat curious about where I have been, and what I’ve been doing, if I’ve been away from my blog, and away from reblogging things for over two weeks!

However, please do not be concerned, or worried! Nothing bad happened that wound up taking me away from the blog that I adore, and the friends that I cherish just as much... in fact, something *good* actually happened! In fact, something *really* good happened. What is this really good thing, you might be asking? What could have taken me away for a while without hardly a single update? What could have taken most of my attention, as well as my creativity, so that I haven’t really been working on my writing all that much?

Well, I’ll give you a hint... the very good thing that happened is small, white, with blue eyes, and mews anytime I leave his side.

*~*Anyone Got A Good Guess Yet? If You Do, Check Behind This Cut Right Here For Mega Cuteness!*~*

That’s right, everyone! I recently adopted a brand new kitten into my family, and he has been taking up a fair amount of my time because of it! He’s currently nine weeks old -- I adopted him when he was seven -- and he is a very mischievous boy! Always looking for ways to get into trouble, always looking for ways to run around and explore, and always wanting to eat everything he possibly can -- as well as playing until he outright collapses!

Can you guess what I wound up naming him?

Hehehe, if you said ‘Korbin’ then you would be absolutely be correct! The name just fits him all too well, and throughout the two weeks that I’ve had him, there are quite many similarities between him and his name, and I find it extremely amusing whenever he does something new that the human Korbin would! Such as having a special blanket, or loving to listen and fall asleep to Oblivion related things, or even just having the playful appetite, and attitude!

Regardless, I’ve always wanted to adopt a sweet kitten for myself... as there has been many times in my past that I have fostered many stray kittens throughout the years -- mostly I would take care of small babies, then they would grow, go have babies for themselves, come back to me and I would help them out until they were able to be on their own, and the cycle would continue on -- and to know that I finally have one, and he so sweet and adorable... well, I’m happy.

So yes! That’s mostly where I’ve been lately; caring for him, being a good Mama, and trying my best to love, and provide to him everything that needs to grow up big and strong! Considering that he’s starting to settle down in his new home, it probably won’t be very long before I get back into the natural swing of things -- with both reblogs, and original content -- but until that time comes... I’m just spending some tender moments with my new little boy!

In any case, I just wanted to update you guys if you were curious, or even worried about my whereabouts, and introduce you to Korbin as soon as I possibly could! Mama Pon is just fine, and doing well, and having a lot of new reasons to smile in regards to a precious little fluff ball!

Sorry for the delays in updates on my blog, sorry for my lack of activity, and sorry for worrying you guys if I did whilst I was away! Things will start picking up soon, and I’ll have plenty of great things to share with you guys before you know! Until then, like I said above, I hope you guys keep smiling, keep being awesome, and keep having happy and amazing days! Thanks so much for reading this little update! Tons of hugs and kisses for you sweet darlings!!

#Personal~#Ponnie Rambles~#Just thought that I would drop a small update here for you guys to read over!#If anyone was missing me or was curious about where I have been -- well no need to fear!#Hopefully this clears everything up and explains where I've been and what I've been doing!#I've been writing in the meantime and it shouldn't be long until I get back into the swing of things like I said.#But until that time comes.#Hugs and kisses for EVERYONE~#Take care my darlings.#I love you all!#Thanks again for reading! ♥

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oumiyuki · 5 years

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Anju is Shuka’s First

Summary: It’s going to be Shuka’s birthday in a matter of seconds and Anju wants to be the first to wish her “Happy Birthday”. She does her best and gosh, she’s just really happy to be with Shuka, in person, right in each other’s arms.

Pairing: AnShuka

Genre: Romance, Fluff, Slice of Life

Words: 1202

Read me at AO3 too~

Author Notes

Shukaaaaaa, Happy Birthdaaaaaaayyyyy~!! XD

May you enjoy~ :D

3…

2…

1…

And the minute and hour hand shifts to 12midnight; signalling the change of day.

It’s a Friday.

It’s the 16th of August.

It’s Saitou Shuka’s birthday.

Anju immediately looks up from where she was fidgeting on her spot beside the birthday girl’s bed, her thumb touching the screen of her phone as she does so, to be the first to send that birthday message to Shuka. It was usually really hard to be first. Aikyan made it hard.

“Shuka.” The name rolled off her tongue without a thought. And Anju hurries to add, “Happy Birthday.”

She’s first right? She’s the first one to wish Shuka happy birthday right? Shuka’s mum or dad or brothers didn’t open the door and wish Shuka a happy birthday when she was calling Shuka’s name and being lost in the girl’s eyes for a second right?

Shuka’s smile pulls higher and widens into her full blown, signature, megawatt smile and she giggles. Hands on her feet that was connected by the soles and rocking front and back as she purposefully ignores her phone that had a blinking notification. “Thanks~”

“Shuka…” Anju’s lips kept twitching in nervousness; she wouldn’t be surprised if it’s because of her smile that can’t keep still just like how her heart can’t that’s making the brunette chuckle.

“What’s up, Anju?” Shuka’s already huge smile grows another few millimetres bigger.

Anju swallows, her eyes shifting to the room door before it meets Shuka’s twinkling ones. “Was I…first?”

Shuka leans forwards so much that Anju couldn’t help but wonder how Shuka didn’t topple over. But if Anju had any thought of commenting about it, those thoughts went poof the moment Shuka reaches over to take her hand in hers oh so gently.

Shuka’s thumb caressing the back of her hand sending chills down her spine and delivering a calming effect at the same time; as opposite those feelings were, those was what Shuka made her feel from that simple touch.

“You are first. First to wish me happy birthday. First to look at 23 year old me. First to hold hands with this 23 year old Shuka!” The bubbly girl does a short bounce before stretching out her other hand and shaking it to make a point.

Anju takes in a breath, feeling the weight of panic leave her shoulders and she reaches her free hand out to take Shuka’s offered.

Once Anju's hand was in hers, Shuka pulls Anju up from the floor and onto the bed with her, giggling silly at Anju's surprised yelp and gentle glare. "Hehehe~ First to see me laugh too~"

Anju stares dumbfounded; the sight of Shuka laughing and smiling carefree-ly, up close, just took Anju's breath away and made her brain scramble about inside in search for words but unable to piece together anything.

"An..." Shuka says softly when she noticed her girlfriend being weirdly quiet and just staring her like that... Eyes channeling so much love out of them it made Shuka blush too.

"Good." Anju breaks the minute of awkward and embarrassing silence.

"Eh?"

"Good..." Anju repeats before lowering her gaze to the bed then back at Shuka shyly. "Good that I'm the first for everything."

Anju smiles and Shuka's heart did a bunch of happy skips; her girlfriend's small but full of pride smile just did those things to her.

Shuka made a squished up smile and pout face that made Anju snort. "What's with that face?"

Shuka shakes her head, her hair flailing about which made Anju's hand twitch in Shuka's, as part of her wanted to reach over to touch them.

"I don't know." Shuka answers with a chuckle.

"What kind of reply..." Anju does a soft glare again, subconsciously holding Shuka's hand tighter.

"Hehe...hehehehe~" Shuka's body vibrates with laughter as she smiled huge and never once broke eye contact with Anju. Then, much to Anju's upset, Shuka throws her hand in air which spells the end of their connected hands.

But Shuka was always so random and spontaneous and surprising Anju in all ways good. Which she does again tonight by falling backwards, her legs stretching out to each of Anju's side. And Anju found herself mesmerized by Shuka once more. "Shuka..."

"Join me, An~" Shuka smiles a lazy yet cheeky smile from where she lay on the bed. One hand resting on her stomach and the other reaching up for Anju to take.

Anju huffs out her nose noisily; she can't say no to that. She doesn't want to either. Shuka really was an expert at getting whatever she wants; is something Anju experiences and confirms the more she spends time with this illegally adorable existence known as Saitou Shuka.

Anju, however, loves being in control, so she ignores Shuka's outreached hands and puts both hand of hers on each side of Shuka's head. Lowering her body closer while wearing a predatory grin. "Don't regret asking me to join you... Shuka..." Anju purrs low.

Red spread across Shuka's cheeks immediately after but she doesn't look away. "I won't..."

Anju's gaze soften as it travels down Shuka's nose to those alluring red lips. Anju takes a breath to steady her racing heart and she drops low to Shuka's ear. "I'm going to kiss you...Okay?"

Shuka shudders in anticipation as she reaches up to tug Anju's hoodie. "Mmph..." Shuka blinks a few times, clearly nervous despite wanting Anju's kiss.

Anju takes a whiff of Shuka's scent as discreetly as she could, Shuka knew but Shuka doesn't comment. And she hovered above Shuka, their faces a mere centimetre apart. Anju licks her lips for moisture. "I'm going to..." Anju murmurs.

Shuka blinks an okay, head shifting up in the slightest, her body giving full consent.

And their lips meet.

Anju closes that distance and lets out a pleased mew at being able to feel how soft Shuka's lips are this special day. Being the first. Being the only.

Shuka's hand wraps around Anju's back without a thought to tug Anju closer to kiss more. "Mm...An..."

"Shuka..." Anju breathes on Shuka's mouth, her own face a bright red from their rather passionate kiss. "H-Happy birthday."

Shuka laughs. "You're saying that again now?" The birthday girl chuckles where she lays below Anju.

Anju thinks she's never seen anyone this beautiful and she kisses Shuka once more out of impulse. Pulling back quickly to cough awkwardly. "Y-Yeah...It is your birthday..."

Shuka breaks into a silly-happy, trademark megawatt smile of hers. "It is~ I'm a happy birthday girl~"

Anju laughs at that wordplay. "That's good..." Anju moves to lay beside Shuka.

And Shuka was quick to wriggle and snuggle close. Both resting in each other's arms.

"You're not gonna check your messages?" Anju asks after a time of cuddling Shuka.

"Mm... No. I wanna soak up lots of Anju-love first." Shuka moves her head lying against Anju’s chest so Anju can see her cheeky grin.

Anju rolls her eyes and hugs Shuka tighter. "Mm... ..." Anju's blush was apparent without Shuka having to see it; she could hear it, feel it. And Shuka loves that; thinking her birthday this year is going to be one of her best. After all, she has Anju with her.

Author Notes

Ehhh~ Would you look at that! I’m not late for Shuka’s birthday. Hehe~ XD And it’s my first birthday story for Shuka! *O* I’ve got a first too! Yayyy~ hehe~ (* >ω<)

I hope everyone enjoyed this! :D I’ve been dying to write an AnShuka kiss for a while now and cuddles just make it all the better?? And, and, Anju’s gaze on Shuka~ *O*

haaah~ They are so adorable~ hehe~ (´∀`)

And I added the line about Aikyan because seriously, the moment it hit midnight, she tweeted happy birthday to Shuka! That’s so fast! She was definitely waiting to hit that send button too XD sugoi ne~? (*≧▽≦)

Leave me a comment if you like! (Lots of love and happiness to be shared on Shuka’s birthday! :D)

Oh, and if you haven’t heard her first album songs… Go do it! They are nice~ (★^O^★)

See you next story~ ^w^ Yousoro~!

#anshuka #anshk #saitou shuka #inami anju #happy birthday shuka #happy birthday shuka 2019 #love live sunshine #fanfic #fanfiction #writing #shukashuu #anchan #I take pride in accidentally making everyone read an shuka #XD #seiyuu RPF #fluff #kiss #cuddles

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tired-wolfe · 6 years

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#Fuck_Buckets

A memo board on Pesterchum I was invited to. It was a lot of fun. I was Kankri, as hashtagWarrior. Which is who I am always on pesterchum, so feel free to hmu if you want to roleplay or chat.

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ARE YOU TICKLISH? CEB: where are they all coming from. CCG: GOD DAMN IT. CHW: N9t at all. CHW: N9pe CHW: # D9nt y9u dare CCG: HM. -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] reaches towards Kankri. -- CAC: :33 < ahhh CHW: Y9u will make me 6reak s9 many 9f my 9wn rules if y9u keep this- N9 N9 N9! -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] tickles that little weirdo. -- -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] Tries t9 gra6 y9ur hands t9 st9p -- -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] starts laughing and squriming trying to stop you -- CHW: PLEASE G9D N9 ST9P ST9P! CAC: :33 < this is inpurresting CEB: i feel like i need popcorn. -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG] casually sips a martini -- -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] continues tickling him until, eventually, Kankri ends up on the ground, and Karkat is a free man no longer being sat on. -- CCG: THIS IS YOUR FAULT. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] is a panting wheezing heap on the floor, curled around himself -- CHW: H9w dare y9u CHW: #Seri9usly -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] flips him off. -- CHW: Y9u have n9 respect f9r pers9nal space CCG: NEITHER DO YOU! CHW: # What are y9u, an Amp9ra CCG: YOU WERE LITERALLY *SITTING ON M- CCG: ... CCG: EXCUSE ME? CHW: 6ecause y9u were mis6ehaving and as y9ur elder its my j96 t9 c9rrect y9u CTA: wow, that wa2 har2h, even by my 2tandard2. CAC: :33 < i smell another ship CCG: HUH? CCG: WHAT SHIP? -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] was shocked he wasn't banned for that one )xB -- CAC: :33 < not mew CTA: what me? CAC: :33 < no! CTG: 5epeta CTG: *neeta CTG: **nepeta CHW: What is the new ship, Nepeta? CTC: WhO CAC: :33 < a shipper nevfur reveals pur secrets CTG: vantascest is going a bit too far CAC: :33 < its not vantacest CCG: I CCG: I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE. CTG: thats gkood CTG: *jood CTG: **good CAC: :33 < it has nothing to do with karkitty CCG: I'M SERIOUSLY NOT TRYING TO TAKE A SWING AT MY DANCESTOR, ROXY, THANKS. CCG: HORRIFYING. CCG: EVERYONE HERE IS TERRIBLE. CHW: I really am curi9us 9n wh9 it is y9u are refering t99.. I h9nestly have n9 interest in quadrants. CHW: #Except, may6e.. CAC: :33 < it was the comment kankri made on a fishy ill say that much CHW: 9h- 9h 9H CAC: :33 < hehehe CHW: N9 N9 N9 N9N9N9N9N9N9N9N9 CHW: D9 N9T CHW: SHIP ME CHW: WITH HIM CEB: i don't even know all that quadrant stuff... CAC: :33 < already have b33n! -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] flames in eyes -- CCG: YEAH, SERIOUSLY, DON'T. CCG: CRONUS IS A DICK. CTG: t:3t CHW: CR9NUS IS AN INSECURE PERVERT CAC: :33 < theyre purrfect though~ CTA: what an iin2ult, 2hiippiing wiith an ampora. CHW: HE HAS A6S9LUTELY N9 RESPECT F9R ANYTHING 9THER THAN HIMSELF CCG: KANKRI DESERVES BETTER THAN SOMEONE LIKE CRONUS, STEP OFF. CAC: :33 < oh sollux i got one fur mew too CCG: YOU DON'T WANT TO GET INTO A DISAGREEMENT WITH TWO WHOLE VANTASES, DO YOU? CTA: plea2e dont. CAC: :33 < no but its just my opinion CCG: YOUR OPINION ISN'T VALID ANYMORE. CHW: Cr9nus is, 6y far, a l9ng stretch. I w9uld have preferred just a69ut any 9ther ship c9nsidering me and my friends. CTA: your opiiniion ii2 wrong. CAC: :33 < but i do find it funny mew got all defensive CCG: SOLLUX. CHW: Wh9 W9ULDNT get defensive?? CCG: SAVE ME. CTA: KK. CAC: :33 < sure CTA: what do you want me two do, kiill you? not much ii can do, al2o beiing 2tuck iin thii2 2iituatiion. CCG: JOHN. CCG: SAVE ME. CEB: mmmmmaybe. CCG: PLEASE. CHW: He is disrespectful, never listens t9 me when I try t9 tell him things, always t9uching with9ut asking, 9r given permissi9n, hes just, 9ver all a really gr9ss guy. And thats saying s9mething c9nsidering I w9uld have c9nsidered any9ne else 6ef9re him. CCG: NEPETA, LISTEN TO KANKRI. CAC: :33 < no one evpur likes when i talk about ships so why do mew all think i k33p them to myself CHW: I need s9me9ne wh9'd understand that I really d9n't enj9y physical c9ntact 9n a regular 6asis.. -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] crosses arms -- CHW: Im just asking that y9u put m9re th9ught int9 y9ur ships, it isn't fair t9 ship s9me9ne with s9me9ne wh9 w9uld 6e p9ssi6ly, t9 s9me extent, 9r t9 a high extent in this case, t9xic. CCG: EXACTLY. CCG: I HAVE A BIAS AGAINST CRONUS BECAUSE HE'S A TOXIC MOTHERFUCKER. CAC: :33 < people ship karkitty and eridan CCG: THEY WHAT CHW: I d9n't even like P9rrim c9ddling me, 6ut I w9uld have a 6etter chance surviving a relati9nship with her than Cr9nus. CAC: :33 < what do mew have to say about that CTA: iim 2orry for your lo22, KK. CHW: They d9? H9w, ah, unf9rtunate f9r Karkat. CCG: I ... CCG: I'M SHIPPED WITH EVERYONE. I'M LITERALLY THE MOST SHIPPED PERSON OUT OF US ALL, DUDE. CAC: :33 < yeah and they ship you with literally everyone CCG: YEAH. CCG: EXACTLY. CAC: :33 < like kankri and dirk CAC: :33 < thats a thing CHW: Wait- 'y9u' as in Karkat, 9r y9u as in, me? CAC: :33 < fur some reason CAC: :33 < you CCG: OH, I'M SHIPPED WITH DIRK? ODD. CHW: They ship me with a human I've never met? CAC: :33 < yup CTG: mi shipped with like) CTG: every single one of my friends CTG: *im CHW: ...W-wait wait wait?? CHW: D9 they- ship me with, .. Kurl9z???? CAC: :33 < meow mew should tell me how much i should think about my ships! CAC: :33 < yes they do! CEB: i try not to look at that stuff. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] shivers run down his spine as his normally hot blood goes cold -- CCG: STOP. CAC: :33 < i dont control i just add CCG: DON'T MAKE HIM THINK ABOUT KURLOZ. CAC: :33 < he asked CCG: EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT SHIPS. THIS IS GOING BAD. CHW: I'm g9ing t9 have s9me seri9us nightmares CAC: :33 < mewr own fault CHW: I d9n't kn9w h9w I'm g9ing t9 ever face any 9f my friends again kn9wing every interacti9n is 6eing put thr9ugh a quadrant lense. CHW: # celi6acy 4 life CHW: 9r rather CHW: # celi6acy 4 afterlife CAC: :33 < mew shoulve already known that the shipping unipurse is nevfur ending -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] smacks his face into his own desk -- CHW: Karkat d9n't hurt y9urself! Are y9u 9kay? -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] rushes over to check your face -- -- CURRENT twiinArmageddons [CTA] aggressive sighing. -- CCG: THIS CONVERSATION GAVE ME A LUNG DISORDER. CCG: JOHN WHERE YOU AT? CEB: me mum's car. CEB: no. CHW: This c9nversati9n has given me s9me heart issues, and s9me seri9us 6rain cancer CAC: :33 < get out me car CHW: # 9h- wait CHW: # That c9uld 6e 9ffensive CHW: Im s9 s9rry if that triggered any 9f y9u- CCG: DID YOU JUST MAKE A CANCER JOKE? CEB: i mean like did you just want my attetion or just actually want to know where i am? CHW: That was very a6lest 9f me CCG: RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME? CHW: yes CHW: Im s9 s9rry CCG: I'M... CCG: T R I G G E R E D CHW: Im s9 s9 s9 s9rry CAC: :33 < oh no CEB: god damn. CAC: :33 < karkitty got triggered by the one who is supposed to watch out fur triggers CTG: 0w0 CAC: :33 < this is escalating CHW: Ah, I- I'd 9ffer t9 g9 get y9ur m9irail, 6ut I th9ught y9u and Gamzee were m9irails, and hes in here s9- -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] smdh -- CCG: THIS GAMZEE ISN'T EVEN THE ONE FROM MY TIMELINE. CCG: AND I THINK HE KILLED VRISKA. CHW: 9h- Im, s9 s9rry- really CCG: MY GAMZEE IS OFFLINE RIGHT NOW. TRAGIC. CHW: I am CHW: s9 s9 s9 s9rry -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] slowly glances down at his sweater bearing the Cancer symbol on it. -- CCG: YOU BETTER BE. CHW: H9w can I help y9u thr9ugh y9ur panic attack that I certainly 6r9ught 9n y9u- Im- Im s9 s9 s9rry CCG: OH. CCG: MY UH CCG: OH RIGHT CCG: UM CCG: YOU CAN'T. YOU'VE KILLED ME. I'M DYING. CEB: nooo karkat! CHW: W-well, ah, I can 9ffer this 6it 9f c9mf9rt, the, ah, dream 6u66les aren't s9 6ad 9nce y9u get used t9 them.. CTG: shouty- CHW: ):6 CAC: :33 < rip CHW: Y9u c9uld even stay in my hive with me if y9ud like? I have a spare r99m 9r tw9- CHW: Its, actually.. quite l9nely -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] whispers 'this is why mew should listen to ships' -- CCG: I CCG: YEAH, SURE. CCG: I'M DOWN. CHW: Alright, I will ah, clean up 9ne 9f the r99ms f9r y9u, make sure they aren't dusty if r99ms even can get dusty here- and y9u can make it h9wever y9u w9uld like. It w9uld 6e nice t9 have s9me9ne living with me. Th9ugh I will warn y9u, I am a nightmare t9 wake up, s9, please d9 n9t try t9 distur6 me when I'm sleeping. I get really, ah, as.. p9rrim, puts it.. Kranky.. CAC: :33 < kranky kankri CHW: I c9uld even sh9w y9u my arsenal , if y9u'd 6e interested in such a thing. Please d9 n9t call me that, Nepeta. It is 6ad en9ugh when P9rrim d9es.. CCG: N-NOTED. CAC: :33 < sorry it was just a lil funny CHW: I see why it w9uld 6e amusing t9 9thers, 6ut as it has 6ec9me a name used t9 hurt me, like... insuffera6le.. I w9uld prefer n9t t9 have such a name called t9 me. CAC: :33 < oh oops -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] is visibly torn between reassurring Kankri that he's not insufferable, or telling him that he is. The Karkat Struggle(tm). -- CCG: THIS IS A MESS. CEB: . CHW: # I w9uld understand if y9u did... # I did make a triggering j9ke... CEB: :B CCG: JOHN. CHW: # I really am insuffera6le... CEB: yes? CCG: OH GOD DAMN IT. CCG: YOU'RE NOT INSUFFERABLE, KANKRI, SHUT. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] considering joining sweater town population Kankri -- -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] me -- -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG] joins sweater town gleefully -- -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] also joins sweater town. -- -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] pulls sweater over head, hiding in it -- CHW: # sweater t9wns getting cr9wded -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] windsock town. -- -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] hat town -- CTG: ive never seen nep wear a sweater ebfore CTG: *before CAC: :33 < its my trench coat or my beanie that i can hide in CHW: If I get really desperate, I hide in my pants in my sweater. Extra pr9tecti9n. # high pants f9r the win CCG: PERTURBING, THANKS. CAC: :33 < legendary leggings CHW: I l9ve my leggings s9 much they are s9 c9mf9rta6le -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] just thought about it, when you two joined sweater town, did you join my sweater town, or your own ?_? -- -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] has no idea -- -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] has his own sweater and has started his own Sweater Town. -- -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG] joined kankris sweater town -- CHW: Sweater t9wn is trademarked, y9u must rename 9r rel9cate Karkat -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] is grinning -- CCG: FUCK OFF. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] is blushing at Roxy being in his sweater with him, but isn't pushing her away -- CCG: THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR ME AND ROXY IN YOUR SWEATER TOWN SO I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO START MY OWN. CHW: We c9uld stretch the fa6ric- alth9ugh, P9rrim w9uld pr96a6ly send me t9 a d9u6le death CTG: wait CHW: 6ut y9ur s9 small it sh9uldn't 6e t9 6ig a deal CCG: I'M GOOD. CTG: does tihs mean were sharing a sweater CHW: Yes CTG: *this -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] turns his fucking head around -- CCG: DID YOU JUST CALL ME SMALL? CTG: oh CTG: eh CHW: I ah, y9u are sh9rter than a l9t 9f pe9ple, Karkat -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] stares. -- CEB: i'm just over here in my windsock. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] hides back in sweater town -- -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] is no longer here as hes in sweater town, come back later -- CHW: # sweater t9wn is nice this time 9f year CTG: its very cweaty CTG: *Sweaty CCG: SHORT? SHORT! I CAN'T *FUCKING* BELIEVE THAT WORD JUST LEFT YOUR MOUTH? DO YOU EVEN THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF HARM YOU'VE CAUSED? CTG: woank wonk CCG: THE NEXT TIME YOU SAY SUCH DAMAGING THINGS TO ME WE'LL BE ON THE SET OF DR. PHIL, I GUARANTEE YOU THAT. CTG: *wonk CAC: :33 < mewr taller than me CCG: DO YOU HAVE EVEN THE VAGUEST COMPREHENSION OF WHAT PAINFUL MEMORIES YOU'VE RESURFACED, KANKRI? CHW: Its a fact, n9t an 9pini9n, Karkat, I- .. I'm s9rry it upset y9u, 6ut it w9uld 6e like, calling me thin? I am? CEB: short. CCG: YOUR INSENSITIVITY *BAFFLES* ME. CCG: HOW HIDEOUSLY OPPRESSIVE. CCG: "SHORT" IS A HURTFUL AND FRANKLY DEROGATORY TERM. -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] is deliberately saying things Kankri would probably say. -- CHW: H9w w9uld y9u descri6e y9ur height then, Karkat? CCG: *FINE!* CCG: I WOULD DESCRIBE MY HEIGHT AS FINE. CTG: under average CCG: AVERAGE! CTG: uh CTG: i mean fine CCG: FUCK OFF ROXY. CTG: yeah CTG: sorry shouts -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG] does the paps -- CHW: Its. ah- n9t quite what I image as average, 6ut, ah, 9kay. If thats what y9ud prefer me t9 call it. then, yes. Y9u are "average" CEB: someone just messaged me and said there was a bucket behind me, guys i'm worried. CCG: AWKWARD SILENCE. CEB: help. CCG: NO. CEB: damn it. CCG: CHOKE. CEB: :B CTG: ;3 CCG: N...NO. CEB: ;B CTG: wonk CTG: wonk CAC: :33 < karkitty burnt chicken nuggets CCG: GOD DAMN IT. CHW: I w9uld suggest ign9ring the p9ssi6le 6ucket as it in itself isn't g9ing t9 f9rce y9u t9 d9 anything, and instead f9cus 9n wh9 put it there and why. 6ut, then again, 6uckets might genuinely just 6e upsetting t9 y9u, s9 9nce y9u are f9r sure that n9 9ne else is ar9und, I w9uld disp9se 9f it. CCG: NEPETA, WHY?- CAC: :33 < i dunno i felt like exposing mew CCG: FUCKER. CAC: :33 < hehe CEB: i don't even know who the troll was that put it there, they just came in, asked me about karkat, told me there was a bucket behind me and pissed off. CHW: I see, yes, I certainly w9uld suggest getting rid 9f the 6ucket s9meh9w. CCG: THEY ASKED ABOUT ME AND PUT A BUCKET BEHIND YOU? CCG: FEAR. CEB: still wanna choke me? or should i just yeet this bucket somewhere. CCG: HOLY FUCK -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG] wonks in the distance -- CHW: # Ew CCG: YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. CCG: JOHN. CCG: I'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND. CEB: oh shit. CCG: THIS IS A *MEMO*. CCG: DID YOU FORGET? CEB: oh no, i know full well. CCG: I CCG: ALRIGHTY THEN. CHW: J9hn if y9u want an audience, at least make sure the audience is wanting y9u. And, I kn9w f9r 9ne, I d9 n9t wish t9 see any9ne engage in such acts, much less with Karkat. It'd 6e, very awkward f9r me. CEB: i'm not being serious, i am a jester. CCG: RIGHT. CEB: my prankster's gambit is through the roof. FDC ceased responding to memo. CCG: YOU CAN SAY YOU'RE JOKING ALL YOU WANT BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH. CTG: this is incredibly siqlly CEB: what're you gonna do huh? expose me? you have no proof. CTG: *silly CCG: I HAVE ALL THE PROOF. CEB: that's not me, fool. CCG: MMMMMHM. CCG: WHATEVER YOU SAY. CEB: i have said nothing. CEB: my words are an illusion. CCG: YOU HAVE SAID *SO MUCH*. CHW: Haha CTG: i wish i ddint see this memo CCG: ME TOO. CTG: thats dhy i drink CHW: I ah, I feel s9me things a69ut this mem9. CTG: *hwy CTG: **why CEB: you made this memo karkat! CCG: AND I REGRET IT. CHW: I feel like that happens a l9t t9 y9u. CHW: I kn9w I tried t9 make a few mem9s during 9ur game.. And ah, a l9t 9f my friends w9uld just, wreck it. FUTURE carcinoGenesis [FCG] 69:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. FCG: DID YOU GUYS FORGET I WAS HERE? BECAUSE I'M STILL HERE, AND I'M WATCHING, AND I'M NOT LIKING. FCG: JOHN AND PAST ME BETTER BEHAVE. CEB: oh! hi future-kat. CCG: FUCK OFF KARKAT. CHW: Y9u kn9w if y9u d9 6ehave 9r n9t, Future Karkat, s9, d9 y9u? C:6 CHW: Please say yes FCG: ..... FCG: I THINK I'M GONNA...GO WATCH A ROMCOM. FCG: BYE. CCG: EXCUSE ME? CTC: I LikE fuTuRe YoU BetTeR CEB: w o w. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] mouth drops open to form an O. -- CCG: I FORGOT GAMZEE WAS HERE. CCG: I'M A LITTLE SCARED. CHW: D9es this mean y9u d9 6ehave 9r d9es this mean y9u and J9hn get gr9ss? What d9es that mean? Als9, Gamzee, rude. CTC: Im MoThER fUcKiNg WaTcHiNG CHW: # Rude -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] also a bit more tense, knowing Gamzees watching. -- CCG: I'M NOT GOING WITHIN A FIVE YARD RADIUS OF JOHN. CEB: i'm not getting gross with karkat. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] glad that Kurloz isn't around -- FCG: DEBATABLE. CCG: DIE. CAC: :33 < /me eats ice cream and lurks CTC: WhAtS tHe GaY SeCrEt ThEn CHW: Telling a future y9u t9 die is, kind 9f risky CCG: WHAT GAY SECRET? CAC: :33 < how did that not work CAC: :33 < that mew like dave? CCG: ??? CCG: I'M LOST. CHW: D9 y9u like the Dave human, Karkat? CCG: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT DAVE? CAC: :33 < oh he so does CTC: CEB: dave knows sure as hell how gay he is ;B CCG: HOHLY SHIHFG CCG: SHUT HT EFUK UP CCG: SHUT THE FUCK UP. CAC: :33 < YEWS CAC: :33 < YES CCG: NONO NO NO NONO CCG: JOHN CAC: :33 < john thank mew CEB: that's what you get for calling me gay. CCG: JOHN. CCG: DON'T SAY ANYTHING. CCG: STOP! CTG: shouty ive heard your pretty gay CCG: IT'S A SECRET, OKAY? CCG: NO. CCG: DIE. CCG: FEAR. CHW: 99f CEB: h CCG: JOHN, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] *has no fear* -- FCG: I WISH I KILLED MYSELF AT THAT MOMENT. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] *now has one fear* -- CEB: i'd say i'm sorry but i don't know how sorry i am. CTC: ArNt YoU DatInG diRk BrO? CCG: ???? CCG: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? CAC: :33 < ew what CCG banned CHW from responding to memo: [OUT.]. CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK BUCKETS.

---As I was kicked here, I didn’t see what happened in between me logging back into the memo---

CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK BUCKETS. CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: ESPECIALLY YOU, GAMZEE. CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CAC: :33 < kankri can mew control him CHW: I was 699ted? CCG banned CTC from responding to memo: [OUT.]. CHW: what happened? CCG: I DON'T KNOW. CCG: I KICKED LIKE EVERYONE. CCG: BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL BEING WACK. CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CEB: i'm surprised you didn't ban me. CAC: :33 < he got huffy because we talked about him liking dave CHW: Y9u kicked every9ne? CCG banned CTC from responding to memo: [STOP COMING BACK!]. CHW: Rude Memo is now Invite-Only by CCG CCG banned CTC from responding to memo. CCG: FOR FUCK'S SAKE. CCG: ALRIGHT. CURRENT twiinArmageddons [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTA: holy 2hiit.

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CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK BUCKETS. CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: KANKRI DON'T LEAVE. CHW: Clicked the wr9ng 6utt9n that time CCG: OK. CHW: C9nnecti9n is 6eing dum6 CHW: I d9nt, understand why this is reacting s9 mean it didn't like the kick CHW: I sh9uld 6e g99d n9w CHW: I had t9 mess ar9und with the huskt9p it is s9 picky. And dream 6u66le internet isn't rela6le.. CCG: GAMZEE JUST TOLD ME TO BE MY GAY SELF. CHW: 9h? CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CAC: :33 < be mewr gay self karkitty CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CEB: we support you. CCG: I'M NOT GAY. CCG: I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL, JOHN. CEB: you trolls are at least a little gay. CCG: ONE HUNDRED PERCENT STRAIGHT. CAC: :33 < stop lying -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] laughing my whole ass off. It's on the floor now. -- CCG: I'M NOT LYING. CCG: JOHN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE A CHOKING "JOKE". CEB: the life of a jester is a hard one. FUTURE carcinoGenesis [FCG] 69:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. FCG: YA'LL SUCK. CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG: evedryone is a little gay john CEB: the trolls are. CCG: AND YOU. CEB: where is your proof sir you have none. CCG: BET. CCG: PROOF: I EXIST. CEB: my apparent homosexuality brough karkat into existence. i'm so powerful. CCG: SMARTASS. CEB: :B -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] trying not to laugh -- -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] glares at Kankri. -- CCG: JOHN NEEDS TO SHUT UP. CHW: It's just all a 6it silly, t9 fight 9ver this CEB: sexuality is nothing to be ashamed of. CCG: NOT THIS SHIT. CAC: :33 < oof CCG: TROLLS DON'T EVEN *DO* SEXUALITY. I ONLY KNOW WHAT GAY *MEANS* FROM YOU AND DAVE! CEB: 1. thanks for that and 2. dave is very gay. CAC: :33 < he really is CCG: 1) YOU'RE WELCOME AND 2) I KNOW. CAC: :33 < of course mew would -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] wiggles eyebrows -- CCG: I ... -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] Wheezing. -- CCG: I'M GOING TO VORE EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR. CCG: TO QUOTE DAVE. CTG: wonk CTG: wonk CTG: wonk CEB: he's so weird. CCG: AGREED. CCG: GOOD THING I *LOATHE* HIM. CAC: :33 < love* CCG: LOATHE. CHW: He's said that? Thats, ah, intense. -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] sighs -- CCG: JOHN, GO TO DMS FOR A SECOND... CHW: I will 6e right 6ack, s9mething came up and I need t9 g9 tend t9 it, it sh9uld 9nly take a c9uple 9f m9ments. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] goes to take care of business -- CCG: ALRIGHT. CEB: okay! CCG: ANYWAYS, JOHN FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP. CCG: I HAVE PROOF NOW. CAC: :33 < oki CCG: THANKS, JOHN, YOU ABSOLUTE MORON. CEB: god damn it. CCG: AHAHAHAH. CEB: you fool. CCG: I'M NO FOOL, YOU'RE THE FOOL! CCG: I ENTRAPPED YOU. CEB: i will obliterate your shins. CCG: I'M POSTING THE LOGS. CCG: YOU CAN'T STOP ME. CEB: i'm gonna do it. CEB: here i come, after your shins. CCG: SO AM I. CCG: YOU CAN'T CATCH THESE LEGS. CCG: I'M POSTING THE FUCKING LOGS HERE GOES: CCG: [03:17] CG: SMOOCH SMOOCH. [03:18] EB: fucking uwu mwah. CCG: YOU ARE *NOT* STRAIGHT. CTG: holy shit CTG: i knew it CCG: YEAH ME TOO. CEB: how else is one supposed to respond to getting smooched at okay?? CTG: whoa CTG: what the fuck CTG: shoutoy and windsock jake? CTG: *shouty CCG: YOU ALSO CALLED A PICTURE OF US CUTE. -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] Turns into mist. I'm mist kin now. -- CCG: COWARD. -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] The Mist cannot communicate. -- CCG: REST IN PIECES. CTG: lol CEB: i can't frown with my emoji so i'm just gonna :( CCG: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO SAY IT IN FRONT OF THESE FUCKERS SO BACK TO DMS I GO FOR ONE (1) SECOND. CAC: :33 < i gotta go CCG: OH FUCK, OKAY. CAC: :33 < byeeee CCG: BYE NEPETA! CEB: bye nepeta! CCG: JINX. CTG: bye nep CAC ceased responding to memo. CHW: I'm sad I missed saying g99d6ye t9 nepeta. 6ut I have returned (:6 CCG: WELCOME BACK. CEB: ey! CTG: this is getting quite boring CCG: AGREED. CHW: Thank y9u, and it is getting quite repetitive CCG: IT WAS FUN WHEN IT WAS CHAOTIC. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW] in a way to try to revive that chaotic spirit, looks over at Sollux -- CCG: THINK IT'S TIME TO DELETE THE MEMO? -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] also looks at Sollux. -- CHW: G9t anything t9 add, I kn9w Mituna is pretty g99d at stirring things up CURRENT twiinArmageddons [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTA: ii CHW: S9, n9thing really? CTA: ii don't know ii've been put on the 2pot. CHW: 9h, I see, n9t a sp9t light dancer then, thats 9kay. I supp9se this mem9 has run its c9urse, 6ut I'll 6e sad t9 let it g9, as it's 6een fun and the 6u66les are quite l9nely. CCG: HOW ABOUT... CCG: WE AGREE TO MAKE ANOTHER MEMO SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE WHEN EVERYONE IS HERE AGAIN? CTG: sounds good CTA: that work2 for me. CHW: That w9uld 6e great. Always dm me if y9u want, I'm always ar9und, and when Im n9t, I'll get right 6ack t9 y9u. CCG: GREAT. CCG: NOTED. CCG: SEE YOU, NERDS. CHW: G99d6ye, and enj9y y9urselves. CEB: i'm always down for chatting! bye everyone! CCG banned CEB from responding to memo: [BOOP.]. CCG banned CTG from responding to memo: [BOOP X2.]. CCG banned CTA from responding to memo: [BOOP X3.]. CCG banned CHW from responding to memo: [BOOP X4.].

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