#helluva boss agent one x agent two

[vikkirosko]

Can i request helluva boss Agent one and Agent two with demon!reader headcanons where they decide to not kill reader and reader explains (vents) to them about how life in hell is terrible and how they better quit jobs and keep themselves safe if they don't want to get here so soon 👉👈

🕶 Agent One x demon!Reader x Agent Two headcanons Hell is called that for a reason🕴

For a long time, Agent One and Agent Two could not prove the existence of Hell and those who live there. However, they made great progress when they caught you. You were a demon and they were able to catch you. They should have killed you, but they decided to save your life to find out more about Hell from you, because since you lived there, you obviously knew more, but when they demanded that you tell more about what was happening in Hell, you laughed, and then told them that their idea of this place It is very different from what is actually happening there

You told them that it wasn't great to live in Hell, even for those who, like you, were born there. The only thing you were protected from was the extermination that took place once a year, because only sinners became its victims. That's why every time you could leave Hell, you spent as much time as possible to spend it outside Hell. If you had the opportunity, you wouldn't go back there at all, but you had to go back there

They listened to your stories with surprise. When you finished, you told them that you would give them free and very valuable advice. You advised them to quit this job and never mess with Hell and those who live there anymore. You didn't try to intimidate them, but only sincerely worried for their souls, because their work could lead them to Hell much sooner than they wanted

They were discussing everything you said and didn't notice at all how you were able to free yourself from the ropes they tied you with. You crept up behind them and hugged them, then with a smile on your lips told them that it was very nice for you to meet them and that you hope that your next meeting will not happen in Hell, because you did not want two such cuties like them to die so early

You disappeared before they could do anything, leaving them alone. They couldn't quite figure out how you could escape, thinking it was dark magic. They didn't know how to react to your words and especially to your little flirtation. The only thing they could do was try to catch you again. Since you didn't attack them right away, there was probably a chance that you weren't as hostile as they might have expected

[ashplayz]

Agent One and Two (from helluva boss) x reader (my au) angsty!

Warnings:

Cussing, mentions of murder. (obviously I mean it's helluva boss) kinda spoilers. abuse

Agent One and Agent Two, operatives from the human realm, the face's of the lesser known demon hunting agency; D.H.O.R.K.S. had incredible dumb luck when they had captured Blitz and Moxxie and that ended in fucking disaster. And while most of I. M. P Believed that that their business dealing with the agents was done there was someone else that wasn't so sure. Y/n a worker at I. M. P had heard about what happened and found the fact that the human government was after them somewhat troubling. She hadn't been there when Loona and Millie went to save Blitz and Moxxie but she had heard that quite a lot of bat-shitery went down and she had a bunch that that meant they had something on them that they could use against them in the future and while nobody else in I. M. P seemed at all worried about that. Y/n decided to pay a visit to D.H.O.R.K.S. to tie up any loose ends.

Upon sneaking into the agency Y/n found herself receiving a nasty shock from behind and waking up tied to a chair she figured this is exactly the kind of thing Blitz and Moxxie had to deal with when they were captured. Y/n wasn't worried however she had told I. M. P where she was going and they'd come in guns blazing at the first sign of trouble. She had to admit that while there were certain instances where she had very little respect for anyone in I. M. P she thought it was pretty cool how much each of them care for each other heck they even care for her when she's in shit.

Eventually the agents came in, normally people in hell would find humans to be lowsome and gross in most instances Y/n couldn't help but smirk due to how attractive they both were compared to most humans. "Ah so you're finally awake" the blonde agent said, approaching her. "We're going to get some answers from you hell spawns one way or another" the male agent said, shining the interrogation light directly in her eyes to which she groaned, shutting her eyes "Jesus! It's kinda hard to tell you shit when I'm disoriented from having that shit directly in my eyes!" She snapped. The agents looked at each other then turned off the light. "You know you really didn't have to go this far to get answers you could have just asked." Y/n said, still smirking. Again the agents exchanged looks. "Who do you work for?" The male agent asked. "Think you already met him. He's the dick head in the tacky suit. He's a total jackass. Ring any bells?" She asked. "So he's the one in charge?" Male agent asked. "I mean. I guess he started our company and he's our boss but I wouldn't really say he's in charge of anything in his life he's a fucking mess." Y/n said with a chuckle.

"What exactly is your 'business'? Why are you demon scum killing humans all over?" The male agent asked. "Isn't it obvious? We're hit men. We get hired by rando dick heads that die and end up in hell, to take care of their unfinished business by killing anyone who screwed them over while they were alive." Y/n said. "How did you get from our world from the afterlife?" The blonde agent asked. Y/n rolled her eyes. "Because our boss is screwing some shity demon prince that has the task of basically being in charge of the stars, he has access to the human world in order to fulfill his duties via a book. And our boss fuckes him in order to be able to use his book so we can do our job." Y/n said. The agents looked grossed out and y/n found that hilarious. "Is this him?" The blonde agent said, showing her a picture of stolas. "Yep, but I wouldn't fuck around and find out if I were you two. It's one thing to mess with imps and sinners its another thing to fuck with demon royalty. I'm sure you remember what happened last time you tangoed with that horny bird fuck" Y/n said. The agents exchanged grim looks. They certainly did and they were both plagued by nightmares by the events of what happened on a nightly basis.

"What exactly are you?" The male agent asked. "I'm a sinner. Those two you captured earlier are known as imps. They were born in hell, I on the other hand died and ended up in that shit hole." Y/n said praying they wouldn't ask about her death because they did not need to know that she killed herself. Even the others at I. M. P don't know that. "Why do you have ears and a tail like that wolf girl?" The blonde agent asked. "Because some sinners get a corresponding animal based on how they died. (This next part is just because it's convenient to the plot. I know it's bullshit but she's the same animal of a type of red wolf that can kill itself. I know that's not a thing but it's helluva boss do you really expect it to be logical.) Just then the blonde agent touched her tail. "Hey! As attractive as you two may be for humans. I wouldn't go around touching you two without your permission. So hands to yourself" y/n said pulling her tail away. "Attractive?" The blonde agent asked. Don't pay any attention to that, she's probably just trying to mess with us like their boss." The male agent said.

"Oh trust me. I'm nothing like that red jackass. And I certainly wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean it. Now look, I told you two what you wanted to know. The others know I'm here and they'll no doubt be here soon and I'm sure you remember what happened last time you messed with I. M. P so I'd suggest you two suits let me go before those pretty faces of yours get ruined." Y/n said with a flirtatious yet sincere tone. Leaving the agents slightly agitated yet flustered as hell. They begrudgingly untied her, her smirk returning. "Thank you. You know I'm always down to tell you what you need to know if we meet again, there's no need to tie me up in the future I wouldn't run from such pretty little things anyways" y/n said flirtatiously brushing her tail against them both. When I tell you that these two were beet red. 🤭 She was quite amused by how easily flustered the two were she could have continued to flirt with them all day just to see the expressions on their face's.

The male agent attempted to remain stoic, however he could tell how amused she was by his failure to do so. The blonde agent however, found it hard to resist her charm, her face going red whenever her soft tail brushed against her. She was captivated by her sharp e/c eyes and the way she effortlessly twirled a lock of her h/c hair around her finger. She hated herself for her lapse in judgment; she knew they were just filthy demons after all..

Just then a portal opened up and revealed that same wolf girl they had seen earlier. "Y/n did those shit head agents kidnap you too?" Loona asked, not bothering to look up from her phone as she stepped through the portal. Y/n and Loona had an interesting relationship. They had mutual respect for one another at least pretty sure the only reason Loona tolerated her is because she was also a wolf. "Eh no big deal happens all the time" y/n said half speaking the truth it wasn't the first time she was tied up like that but it was under very different and dark circumstances. Loona looked up at her. "Thought you said you were coming here to 'tie up loose ends' from when the dumbasses got themselves captured by those tuxedo wearing fucks. Wouldn't that mean you know killing them?" Loona asked. In turn Y/n let out a low warning growl that definitely confused loona. "Y/n cleared her throat "Change of plans." Y/n said standing between the agents and Loona. "Why the fuck are you protecting those two?" Loona asked. Y/n looked back at the agents who were just as surprised at the fact that she was defending them as Loona was. "Guess you could say they grew on me" y/n said looking back at Loona who was still confused but gave a shrug. The two of them made their way back through the portal. Before one of the agents called out "Your name's Y/n?" The blonde agent asked. Y/n smiled. " Yeah. I'll see you around agent one and two" she said before the portal closed.

(Time skip)

As fate would have it they did in fact run into her again they had been trying to capture a succubus that had been seen on the surface when she showed up. "You two really don't wanna get involved with a succubus. Trust me you'll wake up naked with your self esteem missing." Y/n said. Both agents were shocked to see her again. Truth be told neither of them had been able to get her out of their heads since the last time they met even dispie the animosity towards all things demonic that they claimed to have. but this time, she was hurt. As try as they may they couldn't bring themselves to ignore her pain even when she seemed to think it wasn't a big deal. They snuck her into the agency so no other agents saw her and they tended to her wounds and sheltered her from whatever had caused her harm. They asked what had caused it but she refused to say anything. They couldn't help but notice that she was.. Scared.. After a while she called someone from I. M. P to come take her back and bid the agents fair well. Without flirting with them in the slightest. It was then that the agents realized that they might have accidentally fallen for a demon. But fate has a cruel sense of humor..

Because weeks had gone by. Agent one and two had already had a talk about how they both fell for her and how they already had a lot of care for each other that could be romantic after all. They didn't know when they would see her again but they never imagined it would have happened the way it did. It was a quiet night with no notable activity.. That is until a portal opened up right in their office and who other to fall out of that portal than Y/n.. but she was hurt extremely so.. Worse than the last time. It looked like someone just beat her to death.. She fell to the ground coughing up blood. Someone could be heard yelling as the portal closed. The agents who had been drinking coffee both dropped their mugs and they shattered on the floor. They were both horrified. They both rushed over to her she was too disoriented and in too much pain to hear anything they were saying or to know what they were doing. She passed out a bloody mess on the floor. When she did finally wake up she was clean and bandaged up she heard talking outside the room she was in. She got up and made her way out of the room despite the pain. Only to see the agents sitting on a couch with grim expressions and looked like they were fighting back tears.. "What do you think happened to her..?" The blonde agent asked.. The male agent grimaced.. "I don't know.." He said.. "Do you think she's gonna be okay?" The blonde agent asked..

"It's not like I can die twice," y/n said gently, leaning against the door. They both stood up quickly relieved that she was okay. "I don't see why you two care so much" y/n said. The agents exchanged looks they couldn't bring themselves to tell her how they really felt.. As much as they asked what happened to her she still refused to say anything. Insisting that it wasn't something they needed to worry about. Y/n asked to borrow one of their phones so she could call someone to come get her. She called blitz but he said he was busy spying on Millie and Moxxie and that stolas had the book anyways and since he needed a date to get into Ozzies he asked stolas. He said he'd send stolas to get you first and made an off hand suggestion that maybe she could bring the agents to Ozzies. Considering they're obsessed with demons and the fact that everyone in I. M. P thought y/n and the agents were dating. Y/n begrudgingly said she'd ask them before hanging up. "Heyy how would you two like to see what hells like for a night? My boss is headed to a demon club and wants me to take you two. I mean you like demons right?" Agent two looked at agent one excitedly. They both agreed and Stolas soon showed up to pick up Y/n. Stolas was able to give them demon disguises and agent two was super excited. Y/n changed into something more appropriate for Ozzies and the agents were a blushing mess.

Once they all showed up at Ozzies Stolas and blitz went in together and y/n walked with an agent at both sides. Before they could go in one of the bouncers started hitting on Y/n. So agent one put his hand on her shoulder. They then went in and sat down and the agents were both so in awe about everything, Y/n however was noticeably on edge. It was understandable given what she had just gone through. Her uneasiness made the agents worried. Agent two tried to ease the tension "so is this like a date?" Agent two asked. "I thought you two hated demons." Y/n said with a slight teasing tone. "Are you two even in a relationship?" Y/n asked. "Well… we could-" agent one started saying before he was cut off by Moxxie performing his song for Millie and everything that happens after that. Btw they both thought Moxie's song was adorable.

(Time skip to after all the bull shit that went down with blitz and Stolas at Ozzies.)

Moxxie and Millie had seen that y/n was badly hurt and the agents learned that this happened a lot at first again y/n refused to say anything. But with even blitz coming at her on it she finally broke down and the agents and the others learned the painful truth. That she had killed herself to escape her abuser but that same man wound up in hell and made it his mission to torment her for all eternity. He was literally torturing her.. All of I. M. P got involved and went to go show him what it was like to be tortured. Leaving Y/n alone with the agents they stood by her side providing moral and physical support. It wasn't long until the agents spilled their guts about how they really feel about her and why she said she reciprocated their feelings. It was gonna take a bit for her to be comfortable in the relationship after everything she went through. It was ironic because the agent had sworn to hate all demons, and yet, they couldn't deny the affection they had grown for Y/n. They had seen her at her most vulnerable, and it had made them see her not as a demon, but as someone who had a heart that beat much like their own.

Their relationship was complicated and filled with danger from both sides as they still hunted other demons and well she worked for I. M. P so it wasn't a surprise that it was something that could get messy. And there was the whole she lives in hell and they were on the surface factor too. But despite everything both the agents had enough love in their hearts for her to always make it work and she had enough love for the both of them. In the heart of Hell's underworld, amidst the chaos and the strife, they had found something unique, something precious. They had found love. They had all found each other. And in the end, that was all that mattered. <3

[voxisdaddy]

WAKE UP CHITO THE BABYGIRL IS BACK

(agent one)

RRAAAAHHHH LMAO I GOT SOMETHING FOR HIM DONT WORRY 💯

A Little More

Fandom: Helluva Boss

Pairing: Agent One (babygirl) x Reader

Type: Oneshot | Smut(ish) | kinda cute(ish)

C/TW: NSFW, MDNI, 18+, overstimulation, dom reader, sub Agent One, reader with a puss, he’s kind of OOC, mommy kink, he kind of cries in pleasure, short (sorry)

In which with agent one THE SEX HAPPENS— (not exactly but close enough)

The lewd squelch sounds would sound loud to anyone who happened to walk by the room. Followed with the whimpers and groans would certainly paint a picture over what is happening behind the closed door.

Your favourite DHORKS agent whimpers and groans in pure ecstasy as his cock gets milked after a long, and admittedly traumatizing, day at work. What did he say again? Something about goats? You couldn’t really hear when he whimpered it out with his cock twitching in your mouth. That was earlier though. Much earlier. Now…

“Baby, are you sure?” You ask, running your hands over his chest as he pants and whimpers beneath you, his cock throbbing nice and snug in your warm cunt.

His chest rises and falls with every pant, hands on your hips as he hazes up at you with desperate, needy eyes.

“More…m-more…please…!” He begs so beautifully and pitifully. You almost wanna give in.

“Shhh, baby.” Your hands brush his hair away from his face, sticking to his forehead from sweat.

“It’s been two hours, let’s take a break, yeah?” You reason with him softly. It’s almost a completely different side to how you were so domineering with him just moments ago.

He shakes his head several times adamantly.

“More…please keep going.” His hands run over your exposed legs and hips, needing to touch you. He tries to rock his hips up into you but it’s not enough. He needs you to ride him until he can’t breathe.

“You’re crying, baby.” You smile softly, wiping away a tear from his eye. “No more. A little break, okay?”

He whines in frustration.

“A little more…please, just a little more before we take a break…?” He asks.

His bad day at work itches his brain irritably. He wants this, needs this. With the way he looks at you and pleads, how can you say ‘no’?

“Okay. Just a little more and then we’ll take a break.”

His hands grip your hips firmly as soon as you continue where you left off,

“Mmph—! Mommy…!”

Kinda bad and OOC I’m sorry it’s been so long 💀

[brattypagansub]

Soap MacTavish specific headcannons that really flesh out his character

Enjoys international tv with a soft spot for k dramas.. and Asian tv he loves Boys Over Flowers and was really upset when they took off two of his latest Thai finds.

Has a bad habit of either eating late late at night or at 2-4am there is no in between.

Has a bad habit of sleeping on the floor

Hummed the mission impossible theme while running through Los Almas

Watched Criminal Minds with Simon once and was subsequently banned from it. (Everyone became a suspect)

Follows a lot of pet accounts on social media

While he can’t draw Simon can and he likes to sit and watch him sketch

On stormy summer nights he likes to read by candlelight

While on leave went to Spain with Simon for a Trobar de Morte concert because their music is pleasing to his adhd brain

During the summer he watches Tuck Everlasting at least once per month

Is a Merlin fan and ships Arthur x Merlin

His hidden talent is he knows how to play the Hurdy Gurdy and once when he thought no one was at the base jammed out to Gurdy’s Green not realizing Simon was watching

Played hockey all throughout childhood and teens he gets to apply those skills and the stopper run whenever they go to a roller rink

Soap’s Roman Empire is the ‘I am ivar the boneless you can’t kill me scene.’

Often stands in the ruins of his temporary hyper fixation and wonders if he should finally get around to refilling his prescription

Was/still is a Power Rangers kid and was really upset to hear about JDF

Is a dancer and whenever he’s in LA will fuck off to the MDC studio for a few hours

The amazing Spider-man and its sequel is his comfort movie he lost it when Garfield’s spidey showed up in No Way Home.

His comfort marvel shows are Agent Carter, Inhumans and Agents of SHIELD

Will throw hands with anyone who disses marvel

Called William Riker a DILF once while not thinking about it and Gaz will never let him live it down

Unintentionally recreated Look at This! From Helluva Boss. Because he broke something and had to play distraction while Gaz fixed it.

Will sit and binge Little Bear if he’s not feeling good because it was a childhood thing

Unintentionally called Simon Fievel Mousekewitz because all he saw was the hat first and not who was wearing it.

Played Silent Hill 2 at 4am and wondered why he couldn’t sleep later on he’ll maintain that Pyramid Head is daddy and James is a bitch

Played the Last of Us and couldn’t eat grain for a month

His niche take is he likes The Apparition with Sebastian Stan

Hates opened ended endings

[hellaversepolls]

Tournament Poll: Hellaverse Character with the Most Tragic Backstory (2024)

The "Hellaverse Fansong Tournament" will start hopefully Friday (February 14th), but I've been busy and haven't finished arranging the tournament brackets yet, so it might be Saturday (February 15th).

and the winner of “Most Tragic Backstory” (2025) is…

Blitzo Buckzo

as is tradition, I have created a shitty little drawing in paint to celebrate his victory

EDIT: All Rounds from 4 until the Final Round will START on Tuesdays instead of taking over the whole weekend. Once the Final Round is over and the ultimate winner is determined, we’ll allow the winners the rest of the week to celebrate before moving onto the next poll tournament, the Hellaverse Fansong Tournament (which was decided by popular vote).

Competitors (70): Adam, Agent One, Agent Two, Alastor, Alessio, Andrealphus, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Barbie Wire, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Bethany Ghostfucker, Blitzo, Carmilla Carmine, Cash Buckzo, Charlie, Chazwick, Cherri Bomb, Cletus, Collin, Crimson, Emberlynn, Emily, Fizzarolli, Glam, Glitz, Husk, Katie Killjoy, Keenie, Leviathan, Lilith, Loona, Loopty Goopty, Lucifer, Lute, Lyle Lipton, Mammon, Martha, Millie, Mimzy, Moxxie, Mrs. Mayberry, Niffty, Octavia, Paimon, Rita, Rolando, Rosie, Saint Peter, Sallie May, Satan, Sera, Sir Pentious, Stella, Stolas, Striker, Susan, Tilla, Toledo, Tom Trench, Vaggie, Valentino, Vassago, Velvette, Verosika, Vortex, Vox, Wally Wackford, Zeezi, Zestial

No "gun to the head" scenario this time, sorry (holiday stuff left me kinda busy)

"But X doesn't have a backstory" - A fair and probably true point! Most characters in the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss universe don't have one.

If you find yourself caught between two backstory-less choices, feel free to take a look at both options and make your own judgement about who YOU think probably had/has it worse.

Voting rules and match lists under read more.

VOTING RULES:

Feel free to spread as much propaganda for your choice as you like if that’s your thing, as long as you remember the following:

- Please Don’t Threaten/Promise to Compromise the Safety of Yourself or Others (Example: “If [x] doesn’t win I will shoot myself”, “If you don’t vote for [y] I’m going to doxx you”, etc.). I cannot imagine anyone actually getting heated enough to do this, but if you’re thinking about it, please don’t :)

- Please try to avoid being racist/transphobic/etc in your propaganda (and like in general, but here is a good start).

- Please try to avoid writing anything extremely graphic (read: “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” levels of shit).

I’d appreciate it if we could avoid bot-spamming in the votes.

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ROUND 5:

Angel Dust vs Fizzarolli

Blitzo vs Lucifer

Due to how I set up the rounds, Loona moves on to Round 6

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ROUND 4:

Angel Dust vs Husk

Fizzarolli vs Lilith

Blitzo vs Stolas

Cherri Bomb vs Lucifer

Alastor vs Loona

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ROUND 3:

Section 1:

Husk vs Millie

Adam vs Angel Dust

Section 2:

Fizzarolli vs Niffty

Lilith vs Vox

Section 3:

Blitzo vs Moxxie

Stolas vs Zestial

Section 4:

Lucifer vs Vassago

Cherri Bomb vs Rita

Section 5:

Alastor vs Striker

Barbie Wire vs Loona

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ROUND 2:

Section 1:

Lyle Lipton vs Millie

Charlie vs Husk

Angel Dust vs Mrs Mayberry

Due to how I set up the rounds, Adam moves on to Round 3

Section 2:

Fizzarolli vs Octavia

Agent One vs Niffty

Lilith vs Sir Pentious

Due to how I set up the rounds, Vox moves on to Round 3

Section 3:

Tilla vs Moxxie

Blitzo vs Vaggie

Stella vs Stolas

Due to how I set up the rounds, Zestial moves on to Round 3

Section 4:

Lucifer vs Verosika

Leviathan vs Vassago

Alessio vs Rita

Due to how I set up the rounds, Cherri Bomb moves on to Round 3

Section 5:

Alastor vs Carmilla Carmine

Agent Two vs Striker

Loona vs Vortex

Due to how I set up the rounds, Barbie Wire moves on to Round 3

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ROUND 1:

Section 1:

Glitz vs Millie

Lyle Lipton vs Mammon

Charlie vs Zeezi

Husk vs Saint Peter

Emily vs Mrs Mayberry

Angel Dust vs Chazwick

Adam vs Andrealphus

Section 2:

Lute vs Octavia

Fizzarolli vs Valentino

Martha vs Niffty

Agent One vs Rolando

Lilith vs Sera

Sir Pentious vs Wally Wackford

Collin vs Vox

Section 3:

Tilla vs Velvette

Moxxie vs Tom Trench

Sallie May vs Vaggie

Blitzo vs Toledo

Bethany Ghostfucker vs Stella

Crimson vs Stolas

Loopty Goopty vs Zestial

Section 4:

Rosie vs Verosika

Lucifer vs Paimon

Keenie vs Leviathan

Cletus vs Vassago

Mimzy vs Rita

Alessio vs Cash Buckzo

Cherri Bomb vs Susan

Section 5:

Belphegor vs Carmilla Carmine

Alastor vs Asmodeus

Agent Two vs Emberlynn

Beelzebub vs Striker

Katie Killjoy vs Loona

Satan vs Vortex

Barbie Wire vs Glam

[tfyoulookingatgiuxs]

I'm back again. Today we start with a bang, with surprises and with a thousand questions as if we weren't already asking ourselves enough. Vivienne has released the Teaser Trailer for the last (hopefully not) episodes of the second season. Looking at it I immediately started hopping all over my fucking house for the euphoria it gave me and the curiosity it left me with. I'm here to analyze this Trailer with you and to talk about the little theories that come to mind.

Let's start right away by saying from the beginning where the I.M.P group starts makes me already understand that these five episodes will be hard for all of us, a great adventure where we would truly be left speechless, then I believe in Vivzie's great work, so I don't believe that I will be disappointed (my opinion). In fact, we can already see that Blitz and Fizz go out together, perhaps to reconnect with him after the sixth and seventh episodes of the second season. This left me quite touched. I love Fizzarolli, he is my favorite character from Helluva Boss and seeing him again makes me very happy, and I can only imagine the laughter his presence will bring out of me.

But I noticed that these five episodes will ultimately focus on the Lust ring. From the outing with Fizzarolli and Blitz, there's also what looks like a battle between Moxxie and Millie with someone whose face we don't know, do you think it's Stricker again? I don't know, I don't see why he should go to the Lust ring to capture Stolas again, unless his plan is to change as we saw in the fourth episode "Western Energy". Or it could be a new Villain or one already seen in the series, I really can't give a reasonable answer.

But we can all agree that the agents from episode six "Truth Seekers" will be back! We already knew this note because of a post on X (Twitter) but I never expected that they would target the Cherubs from episode four "C.H.E.R.U.B." our little angels that we had abandoned and no longer knew anything about. There were those who theorized that they ended up in hell after they (mistakenly) killed a human being who they should have saved. But seeing them like this again I can only think that they just wandered the earth. So you mean to tell me that these little cherubs banished from paradise didn't end up in hell but remained wanderers on earth? It's a question that needs a clear answer. I really couldn't explain this. We only know that the two agents took them, but the question is: for what purpose? Someone might answer me: "To prove that angels exist like demons" Which is not a wrong answer, at all. But I believe there is more. Especially after we see that Blitz and the others are going to visit them.

If I have to tell you my opinion, it could also be that the agents kidnap the cherubs to prove their existence to humanity, but it wouldn't make sense. In short, how does this connect them to our little demons? I know that the I.M.P group are not the only major protagonists. An example was the episodes "OOPS" and "Mammon's Magnificent musical mid-season" where the main protagonists were Fizzarolli and Asmodeus, but which still made sure that these characters involved the main protagonists. So it makes me think: What if the cherubs and the agents made an alliance? An alliance to take revenge on the demons? I would not know. I could continue to theorize about these images, but I think we'll be here until late so better move on, then of course let me know what you think. (Anyway please tell me this picture doesn't remind you of Moxxie and Blitz when they were kidnapped)

Let's move to this image where a reference to GhostBusters will clearly be made. Blitz's disguise is as usual flashy and makes me laugh, but this episode (Which we know will be called: GhostFuckers) is the one that left me speechless most of all. In the confusing sense. In short, we see very little, except for a character who apparently will also be a new Villain, but even if they are connected I wonder where this episode will be set. We have now seen that all these five episodes will move to different rings of hell. I really hope to see the princes or princesses of these rings, and see if they will actually be Villains (I hope so). But I also hope to see the main characteristics of these rings, how will they get there? still with the big elevator? Or with another means of transport?

Now. We have our own villain. He has a human appearance, but we then discover that he is an infernal being, of a marine shape, so it makes me think that he comes from the Greed ring, only that we need to understand how he arrived in the human world. Our protagonists arrive there with Stolas's grimoire, but what about him? Is there another means of transport as we said before, but on earth? Different from the grimoire, and the crystals of Asmodeus?

Now we have him. Yes exactly. For those who have seen the Pilot of Hazbin Hotel you might recognize this bird, it is the same one that appears when Vaggie tells Angel about Alastor and then there is an image that frames all the Overloards, and there is also this character (What a continuation If I don't understand the name, I still listen to Helluva episodes in English, even though I'm of a completely different nationality. Sorry if I couldn't understand the name, if anyone knows please write to me 🙏🏼). He seems to know Stolas who instead has nothing to do with the Overlords as he is only the prince of a very powerful lineage. Maybe he changed roles? Maybe he is no longer an Overloard but a simple demon also from a noble and powerful family? But above all, what he want from Stolas?

Though noting very carefully, one can see what appears to be an apple and a snake beneath him. Characteristics of Lucifer. Maybe the characters of Helluva Boss will clash with those of Hazbin Hotel? And maybe Lucifer himself? Or maybe just in his castle for a strange reunion? Let's fantasize about it.

Then obviously I say reunion because afterwards I see this and it makes me think that it has to do with Andrephaleus' plan (it will definitely be spelled badly, sorry). Only if this demon is actually from another powerful family, I don't understand what he gets from the ice demon. Or maybe he has a score to settle with Stolas and Andrephaleus is helping him. I really don't know what to think...

However it seems to have a pretentious tone. He wants something at all costs. What will he want?😱

Now the crucial moment. This part. Perhaps the most painful? I can well imagine that we will find this in the episode "The Full Moon" the one we are anxiously awaiting, having to focus solely on Stolas and Blitz and their relationship which MAYBE is about to end. In this image I can well understand when Blitz says "Like you can just play with our feelings cause we're smaller and not as important" and my heart breaks. Making us remember on the one hand also when Fizz said identical words to Blitz in episode six of the second season "OOPS" but also wanting to hide that not everyone is like that, will Stolas be like that too? (The answer is obviously yes, but let's see how long it will take Blitz to figure it out). However, I think the first few episodes are focused on Blitz, his past and his character that harms people. An example is when he ends up (apparently) fighting with Millie and they have this conversation and Blitz ends up admitting it, even though I don't understand the reason for a fight.

I'm really worried about Blitz as he is a character who has a lot to tell, and perhaps the one with the most flaws who can't improve, but who is still trying. I don't want to justify it though, everyone has their own opinions on the characters and is free to have them. Personally, I love the character of Blitz, seeing myself a little in him, and anyone else who sees themselves in the little devil can understand what it means to hurt others even when you don't want to. So to see him grow or change is something I'm really looking forward to seeing.

Now I have to leave you like this because I can't post any more images but I will make a part two!! See you later!!

-Sorry for my english!!

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[jalicecookie]

Easter Event Update!

One Request Picture left :-)

Please note that most of the Prompts will be platonic Child x character, parent-child relationships, family fluff, found family (in case of adoption or just stick together) and/or Toddler POV.

Prompts: Easter Egg Hunt, Breakfast Trouble, Little Bunny, Sugar Rush, New Tradition, What does the baby chicken says? Garden Adventures, Electrical Tension

Characters // Fandoms : Hazbin Hotel: Vox, Velvette, Valentino, Alastor, Charlie, Squid Game: In-Ho, Nam-Gyu, Salesmen, Jun-Ho, Kim (Officer Soldier Guy) Helluva Boss: Queen Bee, Cherub Angels, Agent Two & One Carmen Sandiego : VILE Villains Kim Possible: Shego, Monkey Fist, Dr.Drakken

[artisticdemon]

I'm bored so here are the songs I have in my phone

What the title says. Also I have a lot of songs. You've been warned.

50 shades - Boy Epic

Αντιο φιλε - Σταθης Ψαλτης & Γιωργος Σαλαμπασης

Να Μ' Αγαπας - Παυλος Σιδηροπουλος

Μεγαλωνουμε - 12ος Πιθηκος

Μην Μου Λες Αντιο - Κωστας Μακεδονας

Τα Αντιθετα - Βασιλης Σκουλας

Φωτια Μου - Μιλτος Πασχαλιδης

ΧΙΛΙΟΜΕΤΡΑ - Madclip & Hawk & Light & Sapranov

Always On The Run - ISAAK

Another Life - Motionless in White

Armin Meiwes - SKYND (If you love true crime just listen to this singer, she is amazing)

As Above So Below (Slowed and Reverb) - In This Moment

Beast Within - In This Moment

Bed Of Nails - Alice Cooper

Bernadette (Slowed and Reverb) - IAMX

Big Bad Wolf - In This Moment

Black Tar & Nicotine - Dorothy

Black Wedding - In This Moment

Black Wedding (Slowed and Reverb) - In This Moment

Bones - Imagine Dragons

Burning Our Bed - Alice Cooper

Carry Me Down - Demon Hunter

Closer - In This Moment

Closer - J2

Columbine - SKYND

Crazy In Love - The Eden Project

Custer - Slipknot

Cut Me Clean - Johnnie Guilbert ft. Jake Webber & Yung Scuff

Dark Nights - Dorothy

Daylight - David Kushner

Demons Are A Girl's Best Friend - Powerwolf

Devil Trigger (Devil May Cry 5) - RichardEB ft Lolita & Little V

Dirty Little Animals - Bones UK

Don't Speak - Hidden Citizens (I swear Hidden Citizens are so underrated!)

Doomsday Blue - Bambie Thug

Ecstacy - Jake Webber & Johnnie Guilbert

Edmund Kemper - SKYND

Eternally Yours - Motionless In White

Favela - Rack

Fight Fire With Gasoline - Self Deception

Flesh - Simon Curtis (I have read too many smuts while listening this in the background)

Gimme Some Truth - Johnny Depp

God Is A Woman - Ariana Grande X Imagine Dragons (100 times better than the original)

Guns For Hire - Woodkid

Hayloft II - Mother Mother

Heart Of Darkness - Tomme Profitt ft Sam Tinnesz

Heart Shaped Glasses - Marilyn Manson

Hellsing Intro - A Word Without Logos

Highway To Hell - ACDC

Hold My Hand - Lady Gaga

Hope It Haunts You - Citizen Soldier

House Of Fire - Alice Cooper

Hymn For The Weekend (Slowed and Reverb) - Coldplay

(Tired? We are still in the middle)

I Am The Spider - Alice Cooper

I Bet My Life - Imagine Dragons

I Feel Like I'm Drowning - Two Feet

I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight - Hidden Citizens (perfect for all you fellow sadists that read/ write whump or heavy angst)

I Would Do Anything For Love - Meat Loaf

I'll Bite Your Face Off - Alice Cooper (I need to make it into a shirt)

I'm Not A Vampire (Slowed and Reverb) - Falling In Reverse

I'm Your Gun - Alice Cooper

Irresistible - Fall Out Boy ft Demi Lovato

It's A Dangerous Game (Lucy & Hyde) - Anthony Warlow

Jim Jones - SKYND

John Wayne Gacy - SKYND

Kiss Me You Animal - Burn The Ballroom

Kiss The Goat - Ghost

Love Is Blindness - The Damn Truth

Love's A Loaded Gun - Alice Cooper

Low Lays The Devil - The Veils (Lucifer had THE BEST music I have ever heard of)

Masterpiece - Motionless In White

Mediterranean - Sidatra ft Sasuke

Mobscene - Marilyn Manson

Monster's Ball - Queen Bee (Helluva Boss)

Never - Voltaire

Oh Lord - In This Moment

One For The Money - Escape The Fate

Paint It Black - Ciara

Paint It Black - Hidden Citizens

Paint It Black - Wednesday Addams

(Paint It Black is my theme song)

Paranoid - Black Sabbath

Paranormal - Alice Cooper

Personal Jesus - Marilyn Manson

Poison - Alice Cooper

Prisoner - Raphael Lake (We all know where this is from, moving on)

Rain - Grandson

Raised By Bats - Voltaire

Repair - Johnnie Guilbert

Revolver - Madonna ft. Lil Wayne (If I was an undercover agent, posing as a stripper, this would be playing while I kill my enemies from the dance poll during a mission in the strip club)

Rock Is Dead - Marilyn Manson

Roots - In This Moment

See Me In The Mirror - Alice Cooper

Sex Metal Barbie - In This Moment

Shameless - Sofia Karlberq

Sleeping With Your Ghost - Johnnie Guilbert ft Shannon Taylor (The first song I ever heard from Johnnie, it's so sweet and sad)

Steven - Alice Cooper

Supermodel - Måneskin

Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses

Sweet Dreams - Marilyn Manson

Switchblade - Neverware

Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson

That's The Way I Wanna Rock 'N' Roll - ACDC

The Beginning Of The End - London After Midnight

The Black Widow - Alice Cooper

The Fighter - In This Moment (Holy Hell just go listen to this, Maria's voice is just phenomenal)

The Fight Song - Marilyn Manson

The In Between - In This Moment

The Loneliest -Måneskin

The Summoning - Sleep Token

The Wolf - Siamés

This Is Love - Air Traffic Controller

Thunderstruck - ACDC

To Paint The Angels - Second Salem (can't wait to hear more from them, the singer is amazing)

Umbrella - J2

Vengeance Is Mine - Alice Cooper

Venom Of Venus - Powerwolf

Vent'anni - Måneskin

Venus In Furs - Johnny Depp

Voices - Motionless In White

We Will Rock You - In This Moment

Welcome To My Nightmare - Alice Cooper

Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N' Roses

Werewolf - Motionless In White

What Could Have Been - Sting

Whore - In This Moment

Zitti E Buonni - Måneskin

Zombified - Falling In Reverse

The End. For now.

[star-shine-s]

Agent 2: That short demons coffee order was so long my god.

Agent 1: Uh babes have you heard yours?

*also agent 2's ND ass whenever her and 1 go to Starbucks*

Agent 2: I'll have a mocha caramel latte-chino made with skim milk, no whipped cream, please put that in a grande cup, but use the same amount of coffee that youd put into a tall, that way theres about an inch of extra room on top to stir in my own nutmeg without spilling any coffee at all

Agent 1:

Agent 2:

Agent 2: what do you want

Agent 1: I'll have a tea

Agent 2, pulling her hood over her eyes because its bright: What. Kind.

Agent 1: Just tea

[bloodmoon24]

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

[virtualanime3dsknight]

Jetez-y un œil

Nouveau design de loona

[ohheyitsokay]

just us

Pairing: Jack Daniels (Agent Whiskey) x (f) reader

Wordcount: 1.9k

Warnings: discussion of not wanting children, brief mention of trauma (the accident), brief mentions of sex, generally sweet and cozy

Summary: Jack and you both grow into what you want (and don’t want?) for the future

Notes: Okay so this WILL NOT be everyone’s cup of tea - that’s fine. There’s enough breeding kink in this fandom for everyone else, I just wanted to explore... not wanting kids, definitively, and one way that journey could look. Obviously, this is an incredibly personal topic, and there’s no way this one snapshot could possibly be perfect, so please just keep that in mind!

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Years ago, you met Jack volunteering with low-income students after school. Your friend, who was running the program, roped you in, and you were glad to have other helpers.

He was surprisingly good with the kids. They loved his accent and his hat and the silly expressions he made. Still, in-between his ridiculous stories, he always pushed them to do their best and was persistent in pursuing their success. Unlike some of the other volunteers, he didn’t seem to have any agenda and his selflessness was contagious, and you told him so. The bus had just left, and you finally had the chance to talk to him- you couldn’t help but be honest.

He shrugged his broad shoulders, watching the kids wave through the windows, even down the road.

“I just want them to get their chance to succeed, ya know?”

You did. Gently, you reached up and squeezed his shoulder, and his brown eyes met yours for the first time.

“Thank you,” you said before leaving to go clean up. You hoped he could hear the sincerity in your voice.

The next time you volunteered at the same time, he stayed back to help you clean. He was silent at first, but then he began to talk to you, asking real questions and giving you real answers.

The friendship grew fast, one of the ones where you could feel in your bones how close you’d be. You moved from laughing with the kids as you gave him the tiniest portion of snack, to him driving you home sometimes.

And for the first few years, the two of you really were the best of friends. Lemonade and long drives together became game nights and movies with groups. You’d help him text when he got too flustered, he reminded you that all men were giant boys sometimes. He told you about his past, about the accident and wanting to heal from that, and what he was working on. You shared the skeletons in your closet, you fears and hopes and dreams. You became each other’s constant, as you grew, always cheering the other one on and sharing just the right words at the right time.

Then, after a long, terrible day, he drove over to your house with pure, kind-hearted intentions and ended up kissing you.

-

“The rest, as they say, is history,” you finished.

Jack’s boss was grinning, along with his wife.

“How adorable!” she cooed, squeezing her husband’s hand.

You and Jack had been together for years now, and recently moved to a small town so he could be closer to his mama. This branch of the statesman was a lot more casual, so you were over at their house with some other couples, barbequing in the backyard. In many ways, you loved the little southern community but it was times like these that you felt like you were pulling teeth.

Jack was so high-profile, and bless his heart, he loved to show you off. It was sweet that his boss let him off early sometimes and the local florist knew your date night, but honestly, people in this town were so invested in your relationship it gave you anxiety. Everyone wanted to hear your story, to be in the know, worst of all: ask about it. So it was unpleasant, but not a surprise when the lady continued, asking, “So how many kids are the two of you going to have?”

Her eyes glimmered with expectation, completely unaware at how you were fighting not to grimace at her intrusion.

Jack looked at you, his hand instinctively finding yours. His thumb rubbed your skin softly, as if he was trying to press his support into you. It worked, in it’s own way, and you collected yourself, smiling because you knew she meant well, and because you had practiced.

When you were younger, if and when it came up, you hadn’t been attracted to the idea of children like some others were. You had thought, or maybe trained yourself to say, maybe someday, but not right now. Because for most people, that was enough. You knew logically, that some did change their minds or grow into it. Sometimes you had hoped that would be you.

Now, you didn’t even offer that, just making a joke and guiding the conversation in a different direction. You played your part well, continuing to chat as you ate, being as delightful and adorable as you always were.

Jack knew, of course he did. After that very first night, when he had kissed you, you had been honest with him. motherhood was not your purpose, passion, or dream. He loved you then, and he loved you now, you reminded yourself. He had loved you through the time you’d talked about it again, when he told you that you were his soulmate. Still, before, you had always left it on the table. Maybe someday, in the future.

He watched you closely, watched your eyes when you laughed at the questions, felt you hand in his when you were in the spotlight.

Jack adored you with every fiber of his being. He loved waking up with you in his arms, and falling asleep to the rhythm of your heart. He liked the way your eyes met his and spoke volumes, and how you knew what he was going to say and let him say it anyway. Sometimes he thought he would stop time itself if it would keep you from being hurt.

So now, he shifted closer and closer to you, invading your space until he could share his warmth with you. Your hands left each others so he could wrap his arm around you, and he tried his best to use himself to make a little safe haven for you. He would do anything to create a bubble so you could breathe.

Your eyes found his, and you leaned into his warmth. No words were offered but he knew he had done a good job when he could feel some tension slide off your shoulders.

Still, over the next few days, the conversation haunted you. It felt like a pin, pricking your mind and heart in quiet moments. You ignored it, what else could you do? It was a familiar feeling, and you knew sooner or later, it would go away. After all this time, hadn’t you made your peace with it?

It was almost completely gone, one night, as you lay with Jack, skin to skin under the sheets. He’d be silent for awhile, in what you could only assume was one of his rare, post-sex dazes. He murmured again and again how much he loved you before it faded off and he had settled for holding you close.

“Sweetheart?” he said suddenly, pulling your attention back to him.

“Yeah, Jack?”

“One of our friends from home is pregnant, I forgot to tell you she called yesterday.”

You felt liked the world was spinning. Why was be bring this up right now?

Somewhere far away, you heard yourself make a happy noise and say that was exciting for them.

Your lover’s warm arm pulled you closer, back onto his chest.

“That’s gonna be one helluva cute baby,” he added. You agreed, but had no idea what to do or say.

Was he trying to tell you he was thinking about kids? About babies?! You were full on panicking now.

Had this, plus the questions from before finally pushed him to reconsider? 

“I’ve… darlin’, I’ve been thinking a lot about kids lately,” he whispered into your hair. There was something about his tone you didn’t recognize. You were tense, unable to move away, respond, be normal at all. Of course, he noticed.

Jack half sat up, moving you so he could face you, his arms still holding onto you with purpose.

“Wait- shoot, dang it, I should’ve said that differently,” his eyes were boring into yours. The whole time you’d known him, you hadn’t been able to look away from him when he was baring his heart for you like this. This was Jack. He has never, would never hurt you. You trusted him with your whole life.

Several deep breathes and a quick kiss allowed your heart to calm, and you eyes told him it was okay for him to go on.

“I have been, sweetheart, but not like… that, I – well, I,” he seemed to be struggling, the tiny lines between his eyebrows deepening. You waited, hands finding his skin and mimicking the comforting movements he always did on you. All the while you were reminding yourself that listening to him would always be better than interrupting or assuming.

“I just wanted to tell you, the longer we’re together, how much I like it,” he said, finally, words rushing out of him, “How the more I think about it, how much I sort of want it to just stay like that.”

Your heart was racing now for a whole new reason.

“When I think about other people’s kids, they’re cute but… I don’t need one,” he said, and you noticed the more he talked, the more he relaxed, too. “You could be a fantastic mother, I know you could, if you ever want that,” he added, and you smiled, shaking your head just slightly.

“I guess I’m just selfish, love,” he finally seemed to conclude, having pushed and been fully vulnerable with you. He sank down next to you again, saying, “I want you all to myself. I want to take you on adventures and change the world with you and just have you be all mine, all the time.”

You still couldn’t speak. The world wasn’t spinning anymore but it might as well have been upside down. All your fears - that he was hoping you’d just change your mind, that you were holding him back – were wrong. On his own terms, in his own way, and in his own heart Jack Daniels had flipped to the same page as you.

Never in your life had you expected this, even considered this a possible outcome. It was almost too good to be true.

You had to ask, just one more thing.

“Jack, what about…” you swallowed, clinging to him. “What about… before?” You didn’t need to explain. What about her, and his son? Before the accident? What about the time you’d met, and he was pouring into the futures of children?

Jack was still for one heartbeat, two, and three. Then his hand moved from your waist to touch your cheek, his large palm enveloping it. You hadn’t realized there was a tear until he brushed it away with his thumb. There was tenderness in his eyes as he held you.

“Just us,” he whispered, before kissing you, “that’s all I need.” His eyes were honest, and for the first time in your life, you felt fully seen. 

“Just us,” you said back, as vulnerable as he was.

The two of you held each other then, basking in the moment of pure, raw love. You allowed yourself to sink fully into the mattress, pressing together like you were just falling for each other for the first time. In some ways, you were. Everyone has a different story, and you two had just written another chapter in yours. Jack laughed then, a beautiful, free, almost giddy sound.

Relief had sunk into your bones, the two of you finding something in each other that you’d never had before. The feeling you’d had when you first met - the one that sunk into your bones - promising you two would be close, came into your mind. You considered it, realizing it was more than right, knowing you both before you even knew yourselves.

Jack kissed your hairline, still letting out small burst of quiet laughter. His voice was filled with joy as he asked, “Can we get a dog, though?” and you laughed too.

“Yeah,” you said, and he was kissing you, smile almost too big.

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[ashplayz]

Helluva boss x Y/n (my aus)

I've done a version of this with the hazbin hotel characters already. I wrote these because I'm considering taking requests for scenarios with the characters I'm doing for both shows but anything I write will generally follow my au for each character.

Characters included:

Loona. Moxxie and Millie (together as a poly) agent's one and two (together as a poly) fizzarolli and asmodeus (together as a poly) Verosika Mayday, Stella. Jesse (he's the bouncer from ozzies. Mrs. Mayberry (teacher lady from episode one)

The characters I didn't include I won't be writing for not necessarily because I don't like those characters just because I'm not entirely comfortable on my ability to write for certain characters. I love Blitz and Stolas obviously queen bee too, Not so much striker.. I just don't know how well I can write for those characters. Once we get to see more of Barbie wire I'll consider writing one for her..

Warnings:

Language, mentions of abuse atempted suicide, murder ect.

Loona x non binary Y/n:

Loona was sniffing as she stepped out of Beelzebubs party. She was upset knowing she could never compare to the queen bee. But she actually really really liked vortex, she knew she didn't even have a shot however.. She was about to call Blitz to come pick her up when a voice caught her attention. "Hey there, what's a pretty lady like you doing out here alone?" The voice asked. Loona turned to see a stunning demon that bore a very similar likeness to Bezzlebub, their h/c colored hair having stars mixed in that shone like rainbows. and their h/c colored eyes gleaming with mischief. It was Y/n, the sibling of Queen Beelzebub, a renowned figure in the same line of work as Angel dust. Loona's heart skipped a beat. She had heard stories about Y/n and seen them in the papers, but seeing them in person was a whole different experience. Y/n was not only incredibly beautiful but also known for their charisma and talent in the line of work they were in.

Y/n flashed a warm smile and sat down beside Loona. "So, what's got you looking so glum at this fabulous party?" Loona sighed, her ears drooping. "It's just... I've been having a rough day, and being here only reminds me of how alone I am. Everyone seems to be having a great time except for me." Y/n's eyes softened with understanding. "I can relate. Sometimes, even the most glamorous events can feel empty. But you know what? The key is to find someone who makes you feel like you belong, someone who sees your worth and appreciates you for who you are.Y/n said gently. They knew all too well how Loona was feeling being the sibling of such a popular icon as Beelzebub didn't always feel great.. Y/n chuckled and gently nudged Loona's shoulder. "If you're up for it. let's go do something fun instead of sitting here sulking" Y/n Said. It didn't take long for the two of them to grow very close. As the pair both had their own problems and sadness but they were able to help each other.

Millie + Moxxie x Fem sinner reader:

Blitz had been too busy to work on yet another case so he assigned it to Moxxie and Millie. Upon meeting the client they were both starstruck as she was certainly eye-catching. She was a high-profile client named Y/n. She was seeking revenge on the person that killed her, she wouldn't exactly give a lot of details on how she died or who the person was to her because it was clearly difficult for her to talk about. As they delved deeper into the case, Moxxie and Millie realized that they crossed paths with Y/n more often than they anticipated, and it made them question a few things as the pair couldn't seem to focus on the task at hand but rather Y/n in particular their paths intertwined again and again. The more they interacted with Y/n, the more they wanted to know about this mysterious client. One evening, after a particularly long day of investigating, Moxxie and Millie found themselves alone in their office. The atmosphere was heavy with unspoken feelings and lingering glances. Millie broke the silence. "Moxxie, do you ever think about... adding someone else to our relationship?" she asked hesitantly. Moxxie looked down at the table as his mind was running, he had heard about polyuamous relationships but he never considered the possibility of them being in one as they had always been content with just the two of them more than content. But it wasn't something he was really against per say. "You mean with Y/n?" Moxxie asked.

"Yeah.. I mean she does seem pretty cool and all.. I mean we've been together for a year now so we know we have a lot of love for each other, we could have enough love between the two of us for another person.." Millie said. Moxxie nodded. I get it. Y/n is... captivating, and I would like to know her more. If we're both on board, I don't see why we couldn't explore this, Millie. As long as she's okay with it of course" A mix of relief and excitement washed over Millie's face. "Really? You're okay with it?" Moxxie smiled warmly, reaching out to hold Millie's hand. "As long as we communicate openly and everyone involved is comfortable, I think it could be a new and exciting experience for all of us. We'll have to find a way to let Y/n know how we feel." They decided to wait until after the case was over until asking her out. It was a particularly tricky case after all. And they wouldn't have much of a shot if they failed to kill the target. Upon finishing the mission they invited Y/n to a celebratory dinner moxxie was relieved that blitz was too preoccupied with other things to interfere like he did with their last date at ozzies. They dressed up, wanting to make a good impression on Y/n, as well as each other

Agent one + agent two x fem sinner Y/n:

(I've already written a full story for this so I'll sum it up here)

Y/n worked at I. M. P but wasn't there when the events of 'truth seekers' took place. However she heard about all the batshitery that went down and was worried that the agentcy got stuff on them like recordings that could be used against them in the future so she went there using an ozmodin crystal to tie up loose ends. Only to get caught by agents one and two. As she was tied up she started flirting with the pair. After some time the pair ended up actually catching feelings for her. What they soon came to know was that y/n was in an abusive relationship with the person who was the reason for her death. I. M. P thankful found out and made him pay. While Y/n and the agents came to terms with their feelings for each other. Here's the full story 👇

https://www.tumblr.com/ashplayz/723952492806815744/agent-one-and-two-from-helluva-boss-x-reader-my?source=share

fizzarolli + asmodeus x fem imp:

Y/n was a famous imp singer. She had a voice that could silence even the loudest crowds. She was to perform a song at ozzies which is how the pair first met her. Even they were starstruck by her voice, especially considering her song wasn't about anything vulgar which was ironic considering the way the pair reacted to Moxxies love song. But what made Y/n so captivating wasn't her voice, it was her seemingly inability to feel or express emotions.Fizz and Ozzie didn't believe that she couldn't feel emotions however and were determined to get to the bottom of her stoic expression. The pair befriended her, it was ironic considering how unlikely the two of them seemed together, She was even more of a stark contrast to the pair of them. Fizz and Ozzie tried various things to get even a spark of emotions from her but to no avail, some things they tried ranged from party's to pranks for better or worse but nothing worked. The pair were frustrated at this but they weren't so easily deterd. But overtime the pair became closer to her and they soon saw just a tiny spark of something.. Happiness and this made the pair feel a spark of something as well as they realized how easy it was for them to see a future with her. Most people wouldn't guess that their relationship was actually genuine because it's the embodiment of lust with an imp that has a line of love dolls biased on him, but in reality the two actually cared a great deal for each other, dare even say loved each other in their own way. They had no problem seeing forever with each other. And they realized that they might actually both want to see a future with Y/n as well. But upon unlocking her emotions they learned there was a reason she wanted to stop feeling in the first place. She endured so much pain in life and couldn't handle the aftermath of that pain. Fizz understood this painfully well considering the accident he suffered at the hands of Blitzo leaving him burned and resulting in the loss of his arms and legs, but he turned that pain into the strength needed to continue on in life. The pair saw that she was slipping away from them but what could they do if all she did was push them away. They never told her about their feelings for her until it was almost too late, and it landed the pair in the emergency room. Once she was in stable condition the two fearfully admitted how they felt about her and how they would give anything for her to be okay. The road ahead was going to be a bumpy and difficult one but as long as the three of them stuck together they were ready to face it together.

Verosika Mayday x fem human:

While Verosika was performing her song 'Vacay to Bone town' during the events of spring broken, she saw a girl sitting out away from the growing crowd of her adoring fans not paying any mind. Verosika from a distance tried to use her charm to wow this girl, to which she looked up momentarily only to shift her attention elsewhere. Verosika had too big of an ego to take this sitting down, she had never seen anyone lose interest that quickly so she became determined to win over this human girl just to prove to herself that she hasn't lost her touch after her relationship with Blitzo and that she could still have anyone she wanted. After her performance she made her way over to the girl and introduced herself flirtatiously, the girl however seemed unfazed by this but nonetheless introduced herself as Y/n. Verosika grew more and more frustrated by the second because no matter what approach she took Y/n was still unfazed by her attempts. It didn't take long for Verosika to reveal the fact she was actually a demon and oddly enough that brought them closer. Verosika even went as far as to take Y/n to dates in hell. She was rich and highly influential so nobody said jack shit about it. As much as Y/n remained indifferent about Verosika's advances she couldn't deny the fact that they were incredibly close. And eventually Verosika couldn't deny the fact that her feelings for Y/n were genuine and not just to prove her ability to pull anyone. But Verosika hadn't been in a genuine relationship since Blitzo and it left her hurt and without a car and credit card. But nonetheless Verosika became determined to get Y/n to feel the same.

Stella x fem imp Y/n: (short)

Y/n had been friends with both Stella and stolas when they were kids and surprisingly got along well with both of them as they were both very different people as kids. Stella was often sad as a child her upbringing was anything but loving, as she was always under pressure to be perfect by her family. Y/n didn't come from a necessarily happy family either. So she understood Stella's pain and was there for her. But as Stella got older and her arranged marriage to stolas drew closer she began to change for the worse. And ended up pushing Y/n away and hurting her deeply. Y/n went on to achieve big things while Stella ended up sorting through the rubble of her broken marriage. Stella had only herself to blame deep down she knew that but she had too much pride to revert back to the person she used to be as she viewed herself back then to be weak, her reason for feeling this way was the fact that then she had fallen for an imp, Y/n to be exact. Stolas cheating on her with blitz only reminded her of that fact and she hated it. But Y/n had heard about Stella and stolas's divorce and decided to drop in and check on her old friends. Stella had hurt her badly and due to that she held a lot of bitterness towards her. But she couldn't hide the fact that she loved the person Stella used to be.

Jesse (the bouncer from ozzies) x fem succubus Y/n: (short)

Jesse had lost a bet to his friends and as a result they made him ask out a new succubus that had just started working at ozzies, what made her special in particular was the fact she didn't act like a normal succubus as she rejected every one who asked her out and Jesse was no different. Her rejection definitely hurt his big ego so he didn't give up. Eventually he did opt to being her friend as a way to get close enough to her to have a better shot but the pair did actually end up becoming good friends. And he learned the reason behind her rejecting everyone was because she had been badly hurt be someone she loved. He was a sinner and they started a relationship pretty early on. But he learned that redemption was possible and decided to go for it despite the fact he promised her that he loved her too much to ever leave her. In the end he left her like she was nothing and so she vowed never to fall in love again. But at this point it was no longer a dare to Jesse he actually genuinely liked her a great deal but he had his work cut out for him when it came to getting her to trust him enough to date him.

Mrs. Mayberry (technically ex Mrs Mayberry)

X fem sinner Y/n: (short)

When mrs. Mayberry first entered hell; she was dazed and confused, also incredibly devastated by what had happened before her untimely death and by her own actions. She desperately needed a place to stay so she went to an apartment complex type thing only to learn that there were no open apartments available. She was told to try to room with someone and Y/n happened to be the first one she asked. Y/n was cold and came across as rude but nonetheless she allowed Mayberry to stay with her until she got her own place as long as she got a job and paid her share of the rent. Y/n was the one to suggest that Mayberry take revenge on the whore who slept with her husband. Seeing as Y/n had also hired I. M. P to settle a score. Overtime the they became closer and despite y/n still obtaining her hash attitude Mayberry couldn't help but fall for her.

As you can probably tell I lost motivation halfway through.

[marithlizard]

Watching reactions to the “Truth Seekers” episode was fun, but also made me feel really, really old because none of them picked up on a couple of things.  So in case it’s helpful to anyone who is not a geezer:

Agents One and Two are based on Mulder and Scully from The X-Files, who also had trouble getting their bosses to take their paranormal investigations seriously.  (And that makes me wonder if in HB it will also turn out that the government knows about demons and is covering it up...Stolas did say he had associates on Earth.)

Moxxie’s hallucination comes from the musical Phantom of the Opera, with Blitzo as the Phantom playing the organ in a cape and a mask covering part of his face.   Which made me laugh extra hard because back in the Spring Break episode: Millie: You’d want to know what sex with Michael Crawford was like! Moxxie:  <pause> Touche. Michael Crawford was the original Broadway actor who played the Phantom. (And to be fair to Moxxie, he has a helluva voice. I don’t like the musical but his rendition of “Music of the Night” would sweep any imp off their feet.)  

Do you have any idea how WRONG it feels to have someone ask in a mocking way,  “Who you gonna call?” and not get the answer “Ghostbusters”?   Like...like hearing someone say “Bohemian” not followed by “Rhapsody.”

(....I’m just gonna go check into a nursing home now.)

[bloodmoon24]

With these two bases, I give you

Agent 1 and 2 (with and without their sunglasses) and Stella Geotia!