#here's to another year of suffering

[ttxdak]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

it is. so weird to me that I'm having to say this again after a real-life cartoon supervillian already once ran for president on a platform of hatred & fascism and won, but.

it's November, please fucking vote

[staruie]

sorry angst jumpscare

[cheapshadesfastcars]

the relationship between lewis hamilton and ferrari - especially tifosi - is going to be interesting to witness. we all know ferrari is a religion, a cult. they are the iconic red car on a racetrack. and tifosi’s passion and devotion towards their beloved il predestinato is astronomical. with all their legacy, ferrari is formula one.

but lewis hamilton is bigger than the sport itself. he is the sir lewis hamilton. the most succesful formula one driver of all time. 103 race wins. seven world titles. and even if you don’t know anything about f1, you probably have heard his name. he is massive. a legend. a saint.

we have two deities with worshipers kissing the ground beneath their feet and neither is going to settle for being a second driver. they are hungry, charles chasing his first championship, lewis his eighth. so the chances are, that the two divinities are going to clash and it could get really ugly really fast.

[try-set-me-on-fire]

OLDER BUDDIE FIC OH MY GOD

That’s the one from this post (with an opening scene here) but to summarize; outsider pov of a new recruit learning about Captain Buck Diaz’s legendary rivalry with another station’s Captain Diaz but uh oh oops wuh oh I got my angsty little hands all over it and got too attached to the probational firefighter I made up and gave her family drama. She grew up in Boron, California (Buck is enthusiastic when he learns this and starts spouting facts about the town [Named after the element! Second largest source of boric acid in the world!] and she’s like how in the fuck did you know that and he claps her on the back and says I think I’ve probably read about half of Wikipedia at this point in my life) and her dad was a firefighter there, she was going to UCLA to get a chemical engineering degree to work in one of the refineries or other industry in her town that’s sprouted from the mines, but when she gets word that her dad died she drops out to become a firefighter. She also grew up gay in a small town and could never get femininity to sit right on her but god she tried so hard, and it was fine when it was this open secret but when she actually came out to her dad he did not accept her. I picked Boron because I googled “town furthest away from hospital California” asdfgsdfg he had a heart attack and the firefighters got to him in time but they couldnt get him to the hospital fast enough. Anyway now at the 118 she talks about him like he’s still alive and leaves him voicemails about LA and the team and everything, and Buck has started calling her John, which is a nickname her dad called her when she was little, and she cuts her hair short and has a bit of a gender crisis as she slowly accepts herself as butch and more comfortable presenting masculine, and Buck is just so happy and supportive and eventually she breaks down and admits her father is dead and she’s following in his footsteps and it breaks her heart that he wouldn’t be proud of her he never wanted her to be a firefighter he didn’t think it was a girls job but she loved him so much and he loved her so much and god now shes weeping in the back of the engine and Buck is very gentle about it all (you KNOW he’s been telling Eddie all about this kid, you KNOW he calls home after this like Eddie is it legal to adopt a full adult. How mad would you be if I brought a probie home) and then we wouldn’t even see Eddie till the end of the fic where they all work the same scene and John is like shit the rivalry are they gonna fight?? There’s certainly some kind of energy between them… and then Eddie gets his shoulder dislocated and Buck is calm and professional getting him out of the building but but as soon as a paramedic has popped it back in they collapse into each other a little and theres some tasteful kissing and like imagine both of them with gray in their hair and really good at their jobs after doing them so long and still so in love and bantering with each other… John is flabbergasted and Buck is like literally if you accepted my invitation to the family barbecues you would have found out about all this much sooner

[awetistic-things]

saying “israel has the right to defend itself” is crazy considering israel were the ones who stole palestinian land in the first place and have been continuously committing genocide against the palestinian people for almost a century

and sign the fucking petition please 🙏🏼

[gregoftom]

awful, just awful

[faeymouse]

Being gently led by the hand to the slaughter (finally learning Photoshop against my will for this animation degree)

[sux2be]

taking my heart out and stomping into the ground dont you dare get another friend crush. dont fucking do it.

[mademoisellesarcasme]

Christmas hack: procrastinate on gifts so much that then they don't come in on time, and then you only have to wrap a few for Christmas day. No more wrapping marathons!

[becca4leafclover]

waiiiitt I just realized the reason why I love QSMP so much as a concept is because it's kind of like my childhood growing up overseas oh my goooodddddd what if i cried

[welcometogrouchland]

Bee and puppycat lazy in space I love you so so much it's not even funny

[mel-loly]

-“2022..”

(read the tags)

[doedipus]

2022 eat my ass

also preemptive 2023 eat my ass

[animoogus]

god im so fucking depressed its not even funny anymore

[wolf-skins]

nvm the americans in the notes going “i live in america you don’t want privatized healthcare” are normies and fine it’s the fucking americans going LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKS

americans stop pretending you’re the main characters in the story and eat my entire ass