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[ink-the-artist]

I watched the new Puss in Boots movie and liked the same character everyone else liked

[celepeace]

The unfortunate thing about having hypersensitivity to textures is that there are entire swaths of dog breeds I hate on a purely sensory level

[spoonhead]

more Jade Winglet designs featuring Winter + Qibli!

Winter is very borzoi shaped to me, so I tried to do that with his face. also, although i think royal Icewings find icicle shaped horns more attractive than antlers, being away from the Ice Kingdom meant Winter didn't have to keep them shaved down. they're sharper though, still like icicles.

Qibli just feels like he needs darker scales and fun hair, so i did that + blocky shapes. he's also short, because i say so. the banded scales also feels right, so...

Moonwatcher + Kinkajou designs

~size comparison under cut~

Moonwatcher and Qibli are basically the same height, but Moon is much bulkier

*friendly reminder that i do take requests! send me your ocs and i'll draw them if i have time :)*

[mapledkanata]

Overdue Skwisgaar sketches + design notes/hcs! Finally got around to redrawing my fave

+ Skwisgaar has joined the dance floor..... I do think there has been some missed potential for Skwis, Toki and Pickles collective dynamics/interactions. More Skwis and Pickles bein buddies pleas..,,,,.

Some extra Skwis notes and Skwis HCs below the cut for anyone who may be interested:

Design notes!

Slightly darker blue eyes; captures light easily when he's happy!

For eye shapes I thought about Mads Mikkelsen and Magnús Scheving as references! They both have particular facial structures I also thought about in drawing Skwis

Because of his stronger features and pallor, sometimes shadow falls harshly along his features. I find I have to be very careful when rendering his colours and keep his softness

In terms of shape language, Skwisgaar is definitely more like unconventional rectangles than he is triangles!

Decided to give the front peaks of his hair a little more volume

Rather large in proportion but his lean stature makes him unassuming standing alone

HCs!

6'4"-6'5" tall me thinks!

Autistic

He definitely maintains himself and his appearance, but doesn't really have an extensive routine.

Might comb his hair a bit at the front, showers often, is dressed in the morning etc

He also likes to keep his room organized in a particular way; along with his room reflecting a Swedish Modernist style it's incredibly minimalist!

Despite his aloofness, he can be very attentive to the ones he cares for; in other words he's definitely paying attention even when he doesn't seem like he is

He often seen staring past the wall when he's in his own head

He is so borzoi dog.......... often gives intense whale eye to people..

He is a bit of a goober but no one understands his humour 😔

I definitely think he articulates himself better speaking Swedish and has a lot of depth to offer; conversely, he struggles w/ verbally articulating his thoughts and can be generally awkward in a lot of circumstances outside of his reign of interests

Is actually a very grounded individual in terms of his outlook on life, while he often responds very dramatically, emotionally or intensely to certain things (he is so silly!)

So very desperately wants to feel seen and loved for who he is

[nimitrix]

—I’ve told you that you can do it — she smiled looking into his beautiful icy blue eyes. He did it and she was so proud! His patronus took shape of a Borzoi and she wanted to lough how accurate it was for him. Her otter playfully danced with the dog making circles around them. She clenched her fists on the soft material of his shirt and came closer.

— Thank you — he said with a faint of a grin — Thank you… for being my happiest memory — he couldn’t have made it without her in his life. His hands gently embraced her and pulled her closer.

Best ship from Harry Potter series ever. Period.

You can also participate in my DTIYS

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[theeio]

i really enjoy how you draw livio because hes so long and sharp and shaped. he reminds me of a borzoi but also a sopping wet cat. when you posted your most recent livio art in reply to that one ask i was like YAY MORE THEEIO LIVIO!

HDOSSJDJDJDJD OMG THANK U SO MUCH he is absolutely a sopping wet long cat to me, like this. this is how tristamp livio is 2 me

have another doodle i have in my office sketchbook too 🥰

[teecupangel]

My contribution to the au where desmond is reincarnated as some animal or mythical creature after the Grand Temple Fiasco™:

Desmond is reincarnated into a Borzoi, the dog with the giant long snout.

Okay, an important thing about a Borzoi is that they can grow really tall:

So Borzoi!Desmond could definitely stand on his hindlegs and just glomp anyone he likes.

As a Borzoi, Desmond would also be very fast and athletic so it won’t even be strange if he can freerun across rooftops. The Borzoi breed is also a breed of hunting dogs so his body would be perfect for chasing down targets or providing additional ‘manpower’ in open combat. The only problem is that his height and the distinct shape of his head would definitely make him not a very stealthy dog so, in this case, if he can’t stay on the rooftops, it would be dangerous to bring him to primarily stealth missions.

But acting as a distraction, decoy, or just plain pack mule? Those Desmond could do… if he likes the one asking XD

Unorganized Notes:

Due to how Levantine Brotherhood valued stealth more often than not, he’d probably spend most of his time in Masyaf chilling, especially once Altaïr is the mentor. He’d have his own statue by Altaïr’s feet in Villa Auditore but, really, he’s mostly known as the chill dog that you can leave your kids to for a bit… as long as you can take his judgemental eyes that just scream "are you really leaving your kids to a dog? seriously???"

Leonardo would absolutely love to sketch him, maybe even end up making a portrait of him. Ezio was meant to be in the portrait but he said no because it would be too risky. The Assassins in Roma love to pet him and give him treats.

He’d definitely be Ratonhnhaké:ton’s hunting partner and it won’t be surprising if he managed to hold his own against a wolf or a cougar. The pig corraling sidequest? Yeah, that one will be done faster because Desmond has no time for their shit.

Desmond’s favorite pastime is getting groomed. And, during summer, he prefers for his luscious coat of fur to be shaved unless someone can get him a tub of water where he can stay for hours.

[archer-kacey]

Introduction/ The Illusion of Living

Introduction

To clarify, there are two pages of the actual "Introduction", followed by a section labeled "The Illusion of Living," which is ANOTHER introduction. I'm crying.

The FIRST Introduction is all fluff, Joey yaps to his cab driver (just known as "Simmons") and sees a Borzoi, and immediately typecasts it as a villain OC to go up against Bendy. That's it. Next section.

The Illusion of Living [The What]

Joey does a horrible job at giving a simple explanation of the Illusion of Living, but not for the reason you'd think. At first it seems to boil down to "the art of lying" or "joey caps for five years," if you will. He also, unsurprisingly, thinks he's a genius and that his philosophy is a gift to mankind.

"It is a life philosophy, but unlike some of our great past thinkers, I did not come to any conclusion through thought and careful meditation. Instead it was born within me. My whole existence has been shaped around this concept. It just took some time for me to learn how to articulate it to others."

"I've always believed that we can communicate to even the simplest person. Communication is everything."

"We are all dreamers at heart, and I want to make sure that all of your dreams will indeed come true thanks in no small part to my unique insights."

But then Joey says something interesting for once, and it seems to imply that the Illusion of Living is a two-way street. Joey believes that reality is also fiction, but it seems to work in reverse as well.

"So in the briefest of explanations: The Illusion of Living is the art of mimicking real life on the big screen."

Real life ---> Big Screen. So not only is fiction reality, the two are interchangeable.

Illusion of Living [Bendy]

"I am a very self-aware person."

Joey goes on to talk about Bendy, but there's...another aspect I'll be sure to bring up before we close on this section.

"I am not offended that he is first in your heart. He is, after all, first in mine. He was my very first creation- one could even call him my firstborn."

"Bendy is my muse. He is also my messenger. He tells the stories of our lives in absurd, hilarious ways that put all of it into perspective. He reminds us that what we truly need in this world is joy and laughter. Money doesn't matter, power doesn't matter, not when we acknowledge the Illusion of Living."

Nathan adds a footnote here that the Illusion of Living wasn't the only thing important to Joey. He knew the value of a dollar and was a good businessman. So apparently, the money did matter after all. Are we shocked that a Capitalist required money to achieve his goals and aspirations?

"He isnt' real others might argue. Such a ridiculous argument "isn't real." We can see him, we can touch him, kids snuggle with their stuffed Bendys at night. He has more fans than the Marx Brothers! What is real if he isnt'?"

"I tell people that Bendy is the perfect example of my philosophy. He is its manifestation. Or as I like to say, "Dreams come true."

Joey isn't entirely wrong here. We see movie franchises IRL that have a huge influence on pop culture all the time, and we see fandoms and cult followings spring up from said media. The impact is real, if not the characters themselves.

"Your dreams can come true. Because, as I've explained, illusion and reality are the same thing."

Again, the Illusion of Living is an insistence that reality and fiction are one and the same.

I'm going to swap a line from the end of the Bendy section to here, because I want to touch on something I noticed afterwards.

"Now I'm getting ahead of myself. I get excited and tell the story too fast. That's what editors are for I suppose."

Nathan adds a footnote here that IOL went through three different editors, finally landing on the desk of Sandy Pommel (another rando), who opted to put back in a lot of the remarks in order to 'truly capture Drew's charm," as Nathan puts it. (My girl wanted that edit credit so bad lmfao)

ANYWAY, let's take a look at these little slices of IOL I've been saving for last.

"I tell people that Bendy came to me in a dream."

"No, what I had to do was want the dream in the first place. To know that I needed a creation so perfect, so accessible to so many people, that it would help me change the way the world saw itself. That was my dream. I was awake, I knew what I wanted; I made it happen."

He mentions wanting to "change the way the world saw itself" through bendy. Wanting to create a character that was "accessible to so many people." Later in IOL, we see Joey discuss with Abby what he wants Bendy to be like. Not Satan, he specifically clarifies, but an imp-like character, someone mischievous. We know Joey believes reality and fiction can be swapped out for each other, so that could be the world change he was talking about, but I think he also wanted people to recognize their own impish nature- getting into trouble and laughing every once in a while. Or maybe, just maybe, I've been reading the words of Joey Drew for too many hours.

"Only then did Bendy appear to me. Only then did I start working with other artists to make him a reality. But you see, I first made my dream. And then I made my dream come true.

Working with other artists, eh? Like who, Joey?

Also, note the insistence that he created Bendy first, directly after that sentence. As if trying to convince himself that Henry had no part in creating Bendy, and trying to keep his story straight in the way he wants it portrayed to the public.

(This facade later crumbles on page 154, with Joey pretending not to miss or need him at the studio and failing horribly.)

Things get really interesting when Joey describes Bendy's creation. He sees it as his big dream being fully realized. To him, this is also the"birth" of his son, or at the very least, the creation of his muse, messenger, and avenue to tell his stories. "I tell people that Bendy came to me in a dream" is a coverup of course, some smoke and mirrors to convince people that he had an epiphany and came up with Bendy himself, but he also clearly sees it as a wonderful event.

We know Henry created Bendy, of course. We know it wasn't Joey's hand that ultimately struck paper. However, that doesn't make Joey's feelings any less real.

During Bendy's creation, there are two truths happening at the same time to make the full picture. Henry drawing, and hell, maybe Joey bouncing a couple ideas off him. The process takes just minutes, but it feels like hours. Bendy is created, and Joey is there to witness it. And to Joey, it's the most perfect creation in the world. And he's going to share this creation with Henry, this dream with Henry.

I am not being hyperbolic when I say that, to Joey, Henry created his son.

TL;DR The Illusion of Living is Joey's philosophy that reality and fiction are one and the same. Joey wants his OC to be real so bad. Joey views Bendy as his actual son and Henry created him and also Joey was there for his creation so what I'm saying is Henry created a son for his business partner and they were just gonna chill like that until Henry left and broke his heart or something

[ourladyofmaplemurder]

What are some other Riverdale fursonas

Ok. So. Strictly speaking, I don't think the Riverdalians are all that interested in Fursonas.

I think Cheryl assigns them to people in her mind. These are her choices.

Cheryl: Fox. This one is canon.

Betty: Blue Tick Coon Hound. I've already explained this one in another post, but hunting serial killers, All-American breed, and the Coopers just love blue.

Veronica: Wolf. She's the She-Wolf of Wallstreet and Cheryl would assign her something powerful/sexy. Something regal. Something that also fits with the Fox.

Archie: This one fluctuates with how much she needs Archie to be a replacement for Jason at any given moment. When he's Archie, he's a Lab. When he needs to be Jason? Another fox, of course.

Jughead: RAT. Self-explanatory.

Toni: Copperhead. It would be difficult for Cheryl to think of Toni as something other than a snake, so she picks a highly venomous and dangerous one...but secretly, she picks Squirrel.

Heather: Borzoi. Tall, sleek, and a bit strange, but ultimately lovable. A different species from Cheryl, but they share some of the same shapes. (Almost went with Angora cat here, because witch, but hey, it's either or.)

Polly: Coon Hound. The type of hound that hunts and kills foxes, of course. Less pretty than the Blue Tick coloration. Standard coloration.

That's all for now! <33333

[hetalia-club]

Who would like another History Story?

Gather round, take a seat.

Let's explore the complex relationship of the US-Russo relations

Kolchak 'King of the Wolfhounds'

in 1918 during WW1 Americans were sent to the Trans-Siberian railway to assist the Russian soldiers with moving POW (Germans and Austrians). Now it was in the dead of winter and freezing cold. A lot of Russians didn't think the Americans could hack it because as history shows people from the West didn't do well in Russia's cold. So they were kind of annoyed that they sent Americans to help them with walking 1000 Miles in the cold. But the Americans showed out and kept up and didn't complain much about the cold at all. Impressed with the American's drive the Russian soldiers nicknamed the Americans in this specific troop 27 'Wolfhounds'.

The Russian government was also pretty impressed that The Americans could keep up and liked the little nickname the solders had given them. They arrived to their destination despite all odds of the Russians thinking most of the Americans would die along the way. Being impressed that they were able to keep up and as a thank you for the assistance the Russian troop they were with presented them with a purebred Russian Wolfhound or a Borzoi in if you are American. It was a little inside joke and the Americans were very thankful. So thank full that they gave him the name "Kolchak" which is what the Americans called Admiral Aleksandr Vasilyevich Kolchak. a Russian military officer that they had fought with while in Siberia. The Americans really took to him. They thought he was 'cool' or whatever the 1920 equivalent of 'cool' was.

So the Americans returned home with their Borzoi puppy. Instead of one of them taking it home the Army decided to make it the official mascot of regiment 27. And so They held a ceremony where they made Kolchak an official US citizen and then enlisted him into the Army to the be official mascot of troop 27. Presenting him with a medal of honor. Troop 27 has shaped and changed over the years new people coming and going. And the same could be said for Kolchak who is still the mascot for the squad. They are now on Kolchak 17, he is currently stationed in Hawaii. He gets many visitors and still wears the medal his forefather was resented in 1929. He outranks everyone in his special squad and is a very special and a very good boy.

(Kolchak 16 with troop 27 the 'wolfhound pack') Sadly no photos of Kolchak the 1st exist but he does have his own statue.

sign reads "Hail to the wolfhounds past present and future"

[wave-man]

Best Robot Master from each line?

be nice to me its based on the most emotional attachment or how much they rotate in my brain

1 - fire man (love win)

2- metal man (very very very close is crash man)

3 - magnet man dont even have to ask huh ��� (but i love the whole linesooo much)

4 - skull man (veeeeery close is pharaoh man)

5 - for some reason the hardest theyre all so silly... despite being tumblr user wave-man i gotta say napalm mans pretty high up there...

6 - centaur man (his hooves :])

7 - spring man (SILLY!!!!!!!!)

8 - again really tough they all got a special place in my heart... i will give it to grenade man for cute bombs

& bass - burner man (tengu and astro do not count bc unfair but i kiss them on teh head. i also kiss burner on the head but when i pull away my eyebrows are gone)

9 - hornet man (so predictable but one of two transgender icons ok. inthis game)

10 - nitro man (sheep man very close second just for looking like that)

11 - tundra man (predictable............)

bonus lines under the cut for fun and wanting to not shut up a little. giving some other guys some love ok

MKN - punk (fun shape)

V - jupiter (bird <3)

WWN - buster rod g (mmm. monkey)

DOS 1 - dyna man (hes so awkward looking he almost has borzoi energy to me)

DOS 3 - shark man (coolest looking compared to everyone else being simpler edits of pre-existing bots)

Dimensions / Rockman & Forte - clock men (two of them!! komuso is close hes cute)

Strategy - scorpio (SCOPIO!!!!! cutest)

Xover World 12 - very little info abt xover in gen esp these guys but oro s (HATSUNE MIKU gold edition)

Pachislot - coin woman (look at herrrr... she deserves better than being somewhat obscure)

Dreamwave - express man (all those bots deserved better he got EXPLODED)

staring at a certain comic. looks away. yeah i think that might be everybody

i feel like you might not have been expecting that many oopsie sorry i got a chance to make a long post and took it happily even tho i didnt talk much abt them just naming them off and saying something silly

[whumpshaped]

Are helle and Beck good huggers? I get the impression beck is boney and makes for a kind of awkward one 😭

helle is a nice hugger :D beck is just an awkward person in general. beck also doesnt really like hugs as a human. as a vampire tho, he loves hugs, he wants warmth, please hug him, he will hug so enthusiastically (if its not a surprise hug). hes not really awkward anymore, he gets very good at folding his long borzoi body into a huggable shape

[growling]

Bungo stray dogs but they're actually dogs. Sigma is a Borzoi

i could see that actually however- to me, as my third pet freak (the others being francis and mushi) i also see him as one of those tormented wolfdog hybrids with several behavioral issues and a certain misery and profound emptiness in their eyes neither able to belong as a pet nor in the wild. how fucked up would a borzoi and wolf hybrid be actually i don't want to find out

some other dogs as dogs: (i don't know many dog breeds in depth im not a very dog kind of guy)

Fukuzawa is a huge, retired & traumatized former military belgian malinois that is mostly apathetic to every other dog and sometimes stares out thoughtfully into space and lets out the world's longest sigh for no reason, but he REALLY loves cats. which are however mostly apathetic to him

Atsushi is not a dog he is a tiger!! NYAR!!!!!11!!1

Kyouka is a previously abused puppy that has lost the ability to feel safe around people after the horrors but with enough time and care you can help her recover her trust and joy and discover she actually prefers your cat over you

Akutagawa wants you to love him and he will turn to destructive behaviour if he ever thinks you're abandoning him again (going to work in the morning) he has brutally mauled every single mailman they sent out to your house until they just kinda stopped coming

Kajii is some sort of greyhound. Good lord. That is all

Jouno is a shiba inu that finds great amusement in the suffering of poor people but you don't know that because dogs don't talk about their feelings. has really passionate beef with the neighbourhood dog and it took like ten entire people to pull them off of each other once

Gin is not your dog she's somebody else's dog. doesn't really care about you

Mushitaro is that 1000000 fucking dollar expensive rare breed one of those fluffy nearly shaped like a perfect orb ankle-biter yappers with nothing behind its void-black eyes that's just shivering with hatred every waking second of it's life. the high maintenance as fuck kind that's gonna start screaming and pissing and tearing the paint off your walls and fucking dying if you don't give it exclusive pure $60,000 Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani water to drink and a cleansing bubble saltwater bath every single day. he doesn't actually need those but he is trying to convince them that he does and it's working because the kind of owner who would get this kind of weird fucking dog is either one or the other A) utterly fucking spineless and lets the hellhound do whatever with zero training because it's small and thus its anger is meaningless and utterly harmless or B) has a blast treating it like shit and continuously annoying it on purpose because it's small and thus its anger is meaningless and incredibly hilarious so they can make tic tac videos of them saying their dog is a demon while its having it's third panic attack of the day in the corner. i got off track. anyway they had to stop taking him out on a leash whenever they wanted to get on a plane and carry him around in one of those dog backpacks because the airport falcons were constantly mistaking him for some sort of rodent

Ranpo is a border collie

Kunikida is a well-trained border collie

Lovecraft is a bedlington terrier because they look fucking terrifying I don't know if and how that's a living breathing creature we created do not fucking google it jesus christ

Kyuusaku is a pug because they're constantly in pain from just being alive

Fyodor is a very big rat that barks but occassionally says something very ominous in fluent russian when nobody is around. he can also read. he's like remy ratatouille but fucked up and evil

Chuuya would fit as a human that is just utterly in love with every single one of the above listed as he's (semi)canonically a crazy dog person. However if not, he could be an afghan hound with his luscious fucking locks

other dog enjoyers feel free to add on

[mha-quotes-and-such]

That's okay if you don't wanna tell, but who did you vote for in the favourite non-teacher staff poll? And why?

Personally I went with Hound Dog! As one person put it “he’s a good boi”. But also he is So shaped. I love his design, his face (with the mask) reminds me of borzois which are one of my favorite dogs. Also I think he’s just so underrated I wish to see more of him

[goeticgalaxy]

(this was asked on @daily-joey-claire but i have too much to say about this to talk about it there)

i am so normal about this au btw so yeah

to your 1st question- since dæmons are like extensions of the soul, and byers/the lusii have like different places in the plot already, they’re pretty much the same. i think twins (like the soleils) would share a dæmon tho

ok! onto which dæmons everyone has!!!!!

BETA KIDS/TROLLS

since dæmons settling is used as analogous for growing up/sort of also puberty? june’s dæmon wouldn’t settle until dadbert dies. dave and jade’s both would already be settled when they start the game, and rose’s would settle once she started communing with the horrorterrors. also when it came to naming them, i wanted their dæmons to have like. normal names ig. since the beta kids are the normalist homestuck characters.

since there are fifty billion beta trolls ill speed through the thought processes i had. karkat’s dæmon settles last bc hes in a state of arrested development. like act 6 last. aradia doesn’t have a dæmon anymore bc she died before entering the game :( (ALSO IT IS NOT THANOS AS IN THE MARVEL CHARACTER) uhhh pretend kanaya’s dæmon says f, tavros is so newfoundland dæmon coded, gamzee is a badger bc they are really unassuming looking but are like a genuine threat, etc etc

oh also vriska is a hyena bc she is *so* hyena coded, id say more than she is spider coded. spiders are associated often with like. manipulation, and vriska just… isn’t that manipulative. she’s pretty straight-forward actually. it’s like that one post about orc stealth. she gets ppl to do what she wants bc she’s like genuinely physically stronger and also has mind control. mind control on its own doesn’t really count as manipulation. the only really spiderlike things about her are her thing with eights and her mom. sure she’s clever, but not in a manipulative way. really, she’s mostly an opportunist. hyenas often symbolize treachery, and in some arab folklore they can hypnotize humans. anyways hyena vriska truther.

ALPHA KIDS

jane has specifically an aesculapius snake, bc of their associations w/ healing. she hangs out on janes spoon/forkkind to mimic the rod of asclepius and also sort of the caduceus. she def settled last. idk what to say w/ jake, hes just very much a guy who’d have a spider monkey dæmon. dirk is a borzoi bc he is shaped like one (fig 1) and cain bc bro strider and also how he views his splinters and even the other alphas and auoohj yeah. anyways roxy is so lion. and his name is bc void is very much about creation and bc it’s parallel is light they both have such strong associations with knowledge!!!! they’re so!!!!

HIVESWAP

ok ok ok so ik in the post i said joey’s dæmon is nike but kore just fits her better i think esp bc of her mommy issues. uhh i think joey would be sort of upset that her dæmon is a brown bear and not like a swan or something, but she represents like joey’s defensive streak i think. also mommy issues. jude is an eagle bc of their associations with knowledge and also bc of the myth of prometheus (jude is sosososososososo prometheus coded btw) xefros is a sloth. i don’t need to say more. dammek is a tomcat, probably a tuxedo.

ANYWAYS I HOPE THIS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION @opalescent-apples AND TY FOR ASKING IT!!!!!

bonus alphas and their dæmons:

[rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos]

Roundabout | Nigel Braithwaite Headcanons

@mimeandmemes Come get y'all juice

🏳️‍🌈Sexuality | Gender🏳️‍⚧️

+Bisexual, Demiromantic, Trans Masculine {Because I Can}

🐈‍⬛ Pets 🐩

Borzoi Dog, Name: Mr Sirius "Wobbles" The First [Male, Spotted Cream and Bridle Coat, Three legs, Highly affectionate and loveable, Needs hugs to survive, Nigel makes him Turtle-Neck sweaters almost daily, Rescue, Sadly is Prone to Seizures, Trained Service Dog]

Abyssinian Cat, Name: Dr Beguile "Gingerbread" The First {Male, Dark Ginger, Blind, Lazy yet playful, Nigel makes him bowties because he falls whenever he puts him into a sweater, Rescue, Has Almost No Hair On His Head and Certain Parts of His Body Because of a Birth Defect}

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Origins🇯🇵 { Where he was born, Culture, Reason he turned to crime}

+ Scottish, British, and Asian. { Mother: Asian, Father: Scottish}

+Born and Raised in Britain {Hence British in Culture}, DOB: May | 6th | 12:00 Sharp | 1980

+ [Sad Viola Music} Turned to crime due to overwhelming debt and serious problems in mental health and life overall.

{Poor skrunkle scrimblo}

✨Talents✨

+Plays the Viola {It's one of his outlets}

+Knits {Mostly sweaters for his dog and bowties for his cat}

+Is a Serbe Fencer {Pretty much just violent fencing}

+Surprisingly Good at Singing

🌈Fun Facts and Additional Features🌈

+Hair is dyed, Was originally dark ginger.

+Is Julia Argent's adoptive father, Named her after his mother, Kept her original last name so if he got caught nobody would associate him with her.

+Was born in the Scotland state of Borwick Upon Tweed, the closest Scotland city to the British border.

+Has stretch marks, faint freckles, and even slight vitiligo.

+Is either bearly or NOT post-menopause, meaning he could still get to be in some kind of transphobic news article.

+Fucked his way into Faculty and Fucked his way out of being brain-wiped in one session. {Luckily he only needed to fuck one of them}

🥀Mental and Physical Issues and/or Special Attributes🥀

+Has Asperger's, OCD, ADD, and unfortunately Bipolar Depression and Disorder.

+Weirdly shaped Top-Scars. {Mostly because Bellum was the only one who could do it.}

+Heterochromia Irundum, More commonly known as just Heterochromia. {One eye Blue, the other a Blueish Green colour. Kind of hard to see if you're just glimpsing at him, you have to be at least five feet within eye range to really catch it.}

+Is also Seizure Prone but, don't worry, Mr Sirius is Trained to help!

😏NSFW Section😏

+Is surprisingly a rope bunny. {What a weird kink to have when you're a thief, I don't think they should really like getting tied up.}

+Very sensitive Down there. He says it's because of his testosterone treatment, But Gunnar knows otherwise.

+With T Treatment it could either go two ways: One, You can't get as wet as you could before. Or Two, You get MUCH wetter than before. For Nigel, it's definitely Option B.

+You either tease him too much or just obviously overstimulate him, and he goes full Braiscot {British-Aisan-Scottish} and starts babbling nonsense in two languages at the same time, usually accompanied by British phrases and a trademark Britiscot {British-Scottish} accent.

I have more but I gots to do something sooooo

Good Evening, Friends, and Goodbye 😶‍🌫️