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#hey baz...#new dance moves#eyerene#(((👁️)))#whole image is posted to police#㏒#kaela90#self writing cases#witness app#.saw#ewe#guis#*security .saw my new dance moves is flat
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rainbow just answered if baz would or not be affected by people’s periods and thought i should share bc trivia!
#v unfortunate day for my fem snowbaz headcanons but hey! character insight!#baz pitch#simon snow#carry on#snowbaz
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Fuck Top and Bottom
Who wears the cardigans and is epitome of honey-in-tea, sarcastic bastard with parental issues & who is the leather jacket wearing, coffee drinking done-with-life little shit with parental issues
#hey look what I found from 2021#merthur#wolfstar#ineffable husbands#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#again applies to most ships again#drarry#johnlock#itafushi#fandom things#tropes#merlin bbc#good omens#our flag means death#harry potter#marauders#snowbaz#baz pitch#simon snow series#simon snow
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"The Justice League get bodyswapped and have to figure out how to use each other's powers" but whoever ends up in the resident Green Lantern's body just can't get the ring to work. Like at best they get a little spark or glow.
The Green Lantern takes the ring, puts on their new body's finger, and immediately starts making constructs as usual. Because it's not the physical body that makes the ring work, it's the will and imagination of the user.
Bonus: The GL got swapped with Batman, who's like "No weird powers I need to adjust to? Perfect. Hand over my utility belt."
#ok if the GL is someone with a different body like Jessica then Bats might struggle a bit#GL: hey bats why are all your bones so creaky can't you afford better healthcare#ik in some old comic the ring was tied to the user's DNA but ignore that#justice league#body swap#green lantern#bruce wayne#batman#hal jordan#john stewart#kyle rayner#guy gardner#jessica cruz#simon baz#sojourner mullein
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Carry On Countdown Day 19: Fluff
(Eight snakes, does Simon Snow have a thing for rabbits?) (What about vampires in rabbit suits?) ~Excerpt from Chapter 1 of Wayward Bun
For those not in the know, my dearest friend @bookish-bogwitch is a genius. She has written TWO magickal mishap fics that turn Baz into an adorable bun---a bunBaz.
The other fic, Basil Pitch's Diary, is a masterpiece not only of narrative form, but it masterfully blends humor and angst and pining.
My love for bunBaz (and Em!) knows no bounds, so I could not resist dedicating some fanart to the fluffiest of all Bazzes for the third time this year ❤️.
If you have been watching my videos on mute, stop it immediately. Today's is a gem.
Today's pocket surprise: bunBaz
@carryon-countdown
#simon: hey babe why don't you slip into something sexy? baz: say less.#i think i have peaked when it comes to coc videos#love you em <3#coc 2024#carry on countdown#carry on countdown 2024#simon snow#baz pitch#snowbaz in felt#the monbons doll factory presents coc 2024
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belated pride contribution
#forgot i had this in my gallery lool#but hey#memes#moulin rouge#moulin rouge 2001#baz luhrmann#christian moulin rouge#satine moulin rouge#bi memes#nicole kidman#ewan mcgregor
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hc of mine: simon can handle spicy food but baz can’t for the life of him
#simon snow#baz pitch#snowbaz#simon would eat like buldak noodles or some shit#and be like ^_^ wow so yummy#meanwhile baz takes one bite and has to chug an entire bucket of water (milk?)#it’d be funny if his eyes start to water and his nose gets runny#simon: hey are you ok? you dont seem to be enjoying your food so much#baz: what are you on about. im totally fine (nose red and dripping eyes wet hands trembling)#don’t be offended ok this is coming from someone who also can’t rlly handle spicy food#simon snow trilogy#co/ws/awtwb
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OKAY SO BAZS LIST IN WAYWARD SON RIGHT. WHERE HES COMPLAINING ABOUT ILLINOIS AND THE SUN
he says something something something “I wish I could cast a happiness spell on him but there’s no fixing him” AND THEN THE IMMEDIATE NEXT ITEM ON THE LIST IS “the mage” (may he rest in pain). ‼️‼️‼️ WHAT WAS THE MAGE ALWAYS ON ABOUT FIXING SIMON. (Even thought he wasn’t broken to begin with) BUT LIKE. IDK IF THAT WAS DONE ON PURPOSE. BUT IT SURE IS A CONNECTION I MADE!!! Because idk how Baz would have known about that??? Like it doesn’t make sense for Simon’s character to. remember that the mage was very focused on fixing him, except subconsciously. So it’s not something he could like. Parrot back to Baz for Baz to make that connection is his list
mayhaps I am reading into this too much 💀💀
#hey if y’all are reading this that’s your own fault 😂#I’m just kind of rambling at this point#simon snow#baz pitch#snowbaz#carry on#simon snow series#wayward son#awtwb#tyrannus basilton grimm pitch#simon snow trilogy#fuck the mage
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I just had a thought that another nickname that Captain Crybaby could have given to Kyle was Mistofolees (like the character from the Cats Musical) because in the Musical Mistofolees is the one who brings the cats' leader back and Kyle was the one who brings the corps back
Granted, that's assuming your version of Hal would even know enough about theater to make that comparison.
Hehehe this made me giggle. I love this thank you for sharing!
My Hal might not know the reference on his own, but he likes to learn about his neices and nephews interests so he can talk to them about it, especially when they were younger so maybe he learned through one of them (we can blame Helen)!
I'm gonna add this to my Kyle nicnames list tbh. For those of you that don't know, in my fic Fear and What Follows, I mention that each Earth Green Lantern has a nickname because if multiple of them are on the same mission they can't all go by Green Lantern and useing their names would reveal their identites and i do NOT like how DC handles secret identies (WHY ARE THEY YELLING EAROTHERS NAMES IN THE STREETS????). It also based off of military nicknames, which you usually get for silly reasons.
Other names I was thinking of for Kyle's nickname were
Colors
because he's an artist! would've been given to him by Dinah while he is on the League instead of Hal and just something that everyone calls him before the id reveal, and is also a cool nod to him becoming a White Lantern later!
Pretty Boy
bc he's a pretty boy! not much to say here!
Rat
he's my rat guys. and alley and his ring and- didn't end up useing it because Sinestro calls him ally rat.
Gromit
my friends idea! Bc he fights with Wally a lot (before they become friends ofc) and Wally is Wallace so Kyle gets to be Gromit. He's gonna be jokingly called this in my au but its not like an official nickname
Four
the fourth green lantern! Originally in my au they were gonna be differentiated by number but the nicknames are cooler and sillier
Spaceboy
he was gonna get this one from Donna and it would just kinda stick.
Trouble
This was the top contender because he is a trouble magnet! Went with Torchie in the end, but i got to use Trouble in a different Au so im happy bc I really like this one!
Guy was gonna be Souless (because he's a red head) before I went with One Hit and Hal was almost Highball (his airforce call sign) or Captian Weepy (the double C sounded better so I changed it), but everyone else I went with the first thoughts cz i did like them (Braincell for Jess, Vroom for Simon, Teeny Bopper/Teeny for Keli) but John it took me a long time to come up with Problem Child/pc. Still trying to think of Jo's (I rlly have to read far sector i'm a failure).
Thank you for reading and for your ask!
#kyle regretting trying to stay anon bc now he has a silly nickname#Hal: okay Mistofolees#Kyle: ?????????#Kyle after googling it: hey so-????#Hal is forever bitter bc HE THOUGHT HIS FRIEND WAS DIEING#he didnt even cry guys he was just stressed out#how was he supposed to know how barry's powers worked#john and guys fave story tbh#Simon: why does Jess get a positive one?#Hal: Jess doesnt steal cars Simon#simon glaring at Hal bc we all know hal is worse#ik Jo isnt an earth lantern and she works in far sector#BUT SHES PART OF THE LANTERN FAMILY#Keli doesn't need one bc she doesnt use the name Green Lantern but im not leaving her out#green lantern#hal jordan#kyle rayner#dc comics#dc universe#gdcu#wip: fear and what follows#gis answers#gis yaps#john stewart#guy gardner#for my 3 green lantern fans#jessica cruz#simon baz#keli quintela#Highkey might make a seperate post just elaborating on each nickname but idk
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#daniel#is flat#hey baz...#flat#b-flat#also weird#also foldable#adam#also folding#and weird#twice#punk
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Hey everyone would be cool if I gave Baz-l a fucking jaguar sized bounty hunter as a friend, right. Would it help if I said he's from a predator species and fucking loves the thrill of the hunt more than the bounty itself. i just need that piece of shit to be humbled SO hard.

#ill genuinely develop this shitass relationship once i watch baz-l's other eps#Tart is a brutish sorta guy with a heavy hick accent so it would be so easy for baz-l to underestimate him. think he'll be in charge.#oh you poor fucker you are going to be hunted for sport.#📡 incoming transmission 📡#tarz-l#ben 10 selfship#and so it goes. hey i never said what kinda relationship this is. ah who gives a fuck
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Unhinged Fic Rec Wednesday
This weekend I had the pleasure of inhaling Do As You're Told (50k, T) by @roomwithanopenfire. I somehow missed it when it came out a year and a half ago, and I decided to binge-listen with TTS while finishing a quilt. Bad call, because I spent half the time gaping unseeing at the sewing machine, completely enthralled.
This fic disguises itself as a fun little Watford-era magickal mishap. Simon accidentally casts a compulsion spell that makes Baz obey everything he's told. While maintaining a light tone, the story takes the implications of that seriously.
You know how in some fics, the real antagonist isn't a character, but trauma, or lack of communication? Well, here the antagonist is the human capacity for cruelty. It's not torture porn or anything; there's no violence, no gore. But the fic reminds us again and again of how everyone--good people--can be selfish, even sadistic.
It's uncomfortable, and challenging. There's this devastating moment near the end that felt like the author holding up a mirror to the reader who's telling themselves "but I would never..."
And it's a sweet, cute get-together. @roomwithanopenfire is some kind of magician for pulling this off. It's a lot more fun than I'm making it sound.
Do As You're Told (50k, T)
#fic rec#out of the blue fic rec#oh hey lily hi i liked your fic btw#fics you can't stop thinking about for days#you think you're reading about snowbaz but you're really reading about the monster in all of us#simon snow and the banality of evil#baz pitch
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it's so awesome to meet a fellow keli fan :0 i love her soooo much. i just caught up with all of her GL '23 appearances and... man that girl can just never catch a break Ever. she deserves like. 5 millions hugs and writers who actually know what to do with her.
praying to anyone who's listening that DC will take a chance and give her a solo series that actually does something with her half-assed origin story from YJ and Jessica's mind-reading from Thorne's run
Like, who created her gauntlet? I seriously doubt it was Iorl (the dying alien who Keli took it from) bc he clearly didn't know how to use it to defend himself. Presumably he was trying to impersonate an officer of the Green Lantern Corps but why?
And oh my god can we please get an actually cohesive backstory for Keli? DC did her no favors by marketing her as some genius who hacked into the Central Power Battery to get her powers and then turning around and making it the complete opposite. She was an orphan with no family barely surviving by scavenging machine parts from junkyards! She could have used that gauntlet for selfish gain like Iorl seemed to be telling her to but instead her first instinct was to seek out other heroes to learn from them and become one herself aauughhh
ahem-
High key, DC could easily do a limited 12-issue miniseries where Keli goes back and investigates who Iorl was and where the gauntlet came from. Make it a character-driven story that actually gets into the nitty gritty of who Keli is and why she's a hero that is worthy of the Green Lantern legacy. Probably with actual Green Lanterns to bounce off of.
I think Simon would make the most sense, since he's already friendly with Keli and is good with kids. Plus, he's a gearhead like her and DC doesn't really seem to have anything better for him to do. Only issue I can see is that he's not exactly the detective type, so maybe include Jo as well?
Tho if we're being honest, this hypothetical story would have the maximum chance of success if it was Hal. Y'know, since he is the most recognizable GL? Honestly I think it could work, Hal excels at being an uncle and I'd like to see him actually have a conversation with Keli.
#sorry I got carried away#also maybe include some of her YJ teammates too?#to show that she was actually their friend and not just some kid tagging along?#the parallel between Iorl/Keli and Abin/Hal tho#keli quintela#teen lantern#simon baz#jo mullein#hal jordan#green lantern#green lantern corps#dc comics#hey dc where do i submit my application
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snowbaz is girlfriend by avril lavigne coded
#hey hey you you i don’t like your girlfriend#i know that you like me (you know it’s not a secret)#snowbaz#carry on#simon snow#baz pitch
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Day 800, 800 words, prompt- moonlight
Did I sneak in some Panic! At the Disco lyrics? Possibly. Do I have any regrets? None.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66032620
#10daysto1k#day 8#800 words#prompt moonlight#northern downpour#hey moon#simon snow#baz pitch#carry on fandom#simon snow series#snowbaz#snobaz#carry on series#simon and baz#simon baz#prettygoododdsfic
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i would get so much more writing done if i didnt have such good rp partners
#a dozen unposted fics because i looked at the idea and then was like HEY CAT DO YOU WANNA WRITE THIS WITH ME#makes the barbies kiss (simon and baz)
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