#hmmm???

[astarions-darling]

Raphael screencaps 5/?

scold me daddy 😩😩

[eviltomfoolery]

Single dad :) my wife's dead btw. did I mention my dead wife, you should have her jetski. wanna grab a beer? :)

What is this marvel. What's going on. What are you doing.

[jaspxr]

morgan annoyed that he didn't get to turn on the siren and the lights

[the-hole-in-terzos-shoe]

for the smut prompts, 23 and 40 with copia??

Hi ghestie ❤️ sorry it took me a couple days to get back to you on this! I was a little busy and not feeling creative but I wanted to give this my attention ✨ so thank you!

NSFW below the cut 🥰

Lounging on the little folding futon in Copia's room, you're locked in an intense co-op mission in Bubble Bobble. However, your friend finds his eyes wandering, taking in the curve of your hip, the way your t-shirt hugs your bust.

"C'mon, Cardi! You're down to your last life!"

"...m'not a Cardinal anymore, amico," he softly reminds you, returning his attention to the screen in front of him.

But he just can't get the idea off his mind... He wants to lay on his side with you, pressing himself against your backside.

Finally, once Copia loses his last life, you go down soon after him since you didn't have him to support you on the mission anymore.

You deadpan a look over to him as the Game Over screen flashes, "I know you can do better than that."

The look he gives you... It's one you've seen before. It sends heat right to your core, although you know you shouldn't feel that way about him.

"Oh no, don't give me that look," you shoot at him, "I'm your best friend! I shouldn't even know what your 'I wanna fuck' face looks like!"

Dropping the rectangular controller, his hand moves to squeeze the obvious tent in his burgundy sweatpants. Watching him touch himself so boldly makes you squish your thighs together, and you sit up so you're more face-to-face with the man.

"Per favore," it comes out as a half-ask as his eyes drink in your form, noticing your belly button peaking out from under your shirt and your strong hips spilling over the waistband of your own sweatpants.

"Papa, you can have anyone in the Abbey. Want me to go find you some unassuming Sister? Or a ghoul even??" You try to get out of what you know you're already locked into.

"I can have anyone in the Abbey, yet... You're right here, topolino," the hunger in his eyes intensifies as he looks at you like a cat trapping its next meal. Gently, almost too gently, his leather clad fingers circle your waist, sending a shiver down your spine.

"So you want me because it's convenient, huh?" Your voice quivers as his touch becomes heavier, his hot breath on your lips as he closes in on you.

He doesn't say anything, just leans down for his lips to find your neck, licking and nipping at the spots he knows will drive you crazy.

Choking back a little moan, you put your hand on the center of his chest, pushing him off of you just enough to say, "This is a one time thing, alright?"

His eyes flick up to yours before he chuckles deeply, lips returning to your neck as he rolls you back on the little futon. "You say that every time, tesoro," he whispers in your ear.

[strangerstilinski]

listen… i know how overdone it is.. but hear me out.. i kinda want to do a scotty doesn’t know series of oneshots??? like just a collection of smutty nasty stiles pieces where they’re fucking in private? maybe adopted!mccall sibling reader? what do we think?

[gu1lty-as-sin]

it's... it's a very you lyric

STARS???

[someidiot-withadhd]

so uh, Ace JuanaFlippa.

thoughts?

[linh-song]

do you guys remember that one old theory I had like two years ago with the humans and the criterion and basically the neverseen were gonna select a few “worthy” humans to be given abilities and turned into elves, because elves and humans are actually like basically the same but something happened a long time ago to make the species divergent.

im just gonna say that stellarlune has done nothing to persuade me against this theory. like human sanctuaries? elysian having to do with powers and abilities… hmm…

[punktheatrics]

no one asked but everyone forgetting to include vices in "only good panic albums" is still committing a crime against Ryan who isn't on the album but wrote a good chunk of it

[ssreeder]

I know it’s you Obama

[jailedbread]

SONIC I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

(this was rushed i just wanted to meme + i traced that hand 💀)

[thedaughtersoflilith]

when will buck and eddie get together???

[mycelia-corpus]

Twitch's new branding shit got me like..

[queen-scribbles]

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[deleteddewewted]

I got a raise at work but I was never informed of it???

[gessshoku]

Did you drink ur oiter today? 👁👁

…. *sips my oiter*