#hockey hockey hockey

[ayyoparayko]

Blues social media is really feeding into my Colton in glasses obsession.

[demon-princess13]

Favorite hockey team?

my city’s team sucks fucking toes so I cheer for either Boston or Chicago! the bruins haven’t been playing great hockey in my opinion though 😩

[ijustdontlikepeople]

ooo how about top 5 songs on your 'on repeat' playlist & top 5 hockey games you've watched? -💙

Hey ya @igarbagecannoteven Megs 💙

Top 5 ‘On Repeat’

So I’m not sure if u mean my favorite 5 songs on the playlist or the 5 most listened to, but this is the latter

(Aka your girl’s been going through it lol)

Top 5 Hockey Games I’ve watched

fair warning: I don’t have a stats brain and this will be isles heavy bc I only really started watching non-isles games this year lol

1. Islanders v. Penguins, Feb 17 23*

so technically I didn’t watch this game. My family and I were driving upstate and listening to it on the radio but it was insane. Isles comeback in the third and pretty much a full on bench brawl. It was incredibly hard to follow with the just the radio bc so many people got into that fight. My dad and I ended up rewatching the third period once we got where we going just to see it and the win.

2. Islanders v. Lightning, Game 4 Eastern Conference Finals, June 19

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Scraping game and a lead maintained in the last 15 seconds by the above save. My dad and I were screaming our heads off.

3. Islanders vs. Sabers, November 23, 2005

I was six at this game and it was the first game I went to after the lockout (players strike) that took up most of the previous “season.” My cousins and I made a big DiPietro sign but spelled his name wrong. It went to OT and we lost in a shootout but I remember it very fondly and I think my grandma still has the signs we made 😂.

4. Islanders vs Hurricanes, Stanley Cup Playoffs Round 1, April 21, 2023

Four minutes left in the third, score tied one and the Islanders don’t just come back, they come back roaring. Fastest four goals in playoff history. Two minutes and twenty seconds to win 5-1. Nuts

5. USA v. USSR, Olympic Medal Round 1, February 22 1980

This is only game on this list that a) I didn’t watch live and b) is not an NHL game, however, as an American hockey lover no list of top hockey games can be complete without the Miracle on Ice when the American team of college players beat the 4 time defending gold medal Soviet team during the height of the Cold War and two days (and one game against the Finns) later the American team took Gold.

Ask me for my top 5s

[christadeguchi]

make men slutty again.

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bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:

[nando161mando]

Pro-homosexual forces stay winning

[callisteios]

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

[cutneteel]

Modern nhl could neverrrrrrrr

[tojisun]

call it bad porno plot but blue collar simon coming to your house cuz you rang, saying you needed some plumbing done, and you, well, you didn’t expect this hulking mass of a man to come greet you with an accent so thick you can feel yourself getting wet :(

he calls you maam and missus—you say “just miss,” with a little cough because you’re not married, and he pauses and goes, “oh, is that so?” with this little pleased smile tugging at his lips.

he checks whatever’s going on in your kitchen sink and says it might take a while, and you can barely reply to him when he begins to shrug his jacket off, leaving him in this skin-tight black shirt that literally looks so beat up with overuse but unbelievably hot on him.

“reckon little ol’ me can have somethin’ to drink, maam?” he asks, crossing those thick arms over his chest, and you can barely rasp out your reply before you’re turning around to rummage around the fridge.

you don’t notice the way simon eyes you down, tracing your body and barely biting a pleased hum at the sight you make, all doll and pretty, so easy to read with your blown wide eyes staring up at him with such palpable desire.

you haven’t been fucked right, huh darling? probably never had a real man treat you well—fold you over the counter, make you squirt with only fingers, yeah?

well, he thinks, rolling his shoulders and grunting his thanks to you when you give him a glass of OJ, maybe i can be that man for you, isn’t that right petal?

(it takes a purposeful hit at the pipes for things to pick up—you came running back to the kitchen with a confused yelp, and the next he’s got you on your kitchen table, legs thrown over his shoulders, and his head buried in your cunt.)

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[dadvans]

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

[ayyoparayko]

My 2023 all-star votes

Both Sebastian Aho’s cause I’d love to hear the Aho to Aho.

Olli Maatta because I adore him.

Colton Parayko because if there’s a hardest shot comp I need him to participate.

Flower because Crosby was selected and I want pranks.

The Tanev brothers similar to the Aho’s in Tanev to Tanev but really because I want Brandon in the All Stars and it could be a family affair. Also Grubi because he’s the only goalie I follow.

[gyudons]

a sequence of Events. not crosby. not mcdavid. just one nhl player with no “reputation” and everything to lose.

[saucingitup]

the nhl said we won’t let the mlb have all that ripaway jersey fun

[pyladeshungover]

[christadeguchi]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[nicohischier]

it’s fine