#homestuck fictive blog

[ro--lal]

★ ROLAL ICONS INFO! ★

-> hi everyone!! im mod roxy, but just roxys okay. i make icons for kins, fictives, etc. i use any and all pronouns, and i am a gender apathetic bisexual myself >:D

-> requests are... CLOSED!

-> ill make pride, plain, matching, circle, square, and almost anything im requested to! i will do panel edit icons of characters for icons if asked. you may submit edits to be put on the icon, or i can make them myself if given a description! i will also do fankid/fantroll/bloodswap/kidswap/wtv icons as long as details are provided.

-> DNI/rules/queue under the cut!!

anon appreciation ^^

🫧 anon | 🗡️💀 anon | ♑️💻♒️ anon | ☂️ anon | 🩸🪶 anon | 🌂 anon | 😼💿 anon | 🥏 anon | 🎉💫 anon | 🦊 anon | 🐛🐞 anon | 🪻 anon | 🔥☕️ anon | 🫀🌈 anon | 🦚 anon | 🫀🕷️ anon | 🐟🏳️‍🌈 anon | 🚬🦐 anon | 🧊 anon | 🧃🐛 anon

this blogs DNI is...

-> general DNI criteria

-> non-traumagenic systems/supporters

-> you believe that june and john egbert cant coexist

this blogs rules are...

-> no troll requests!

ill do silly flags or small jokes, but i wont do any obvious trolling

-> no requests for outside sources

i only do homestuck and homestuck-related requests (mspfas, hs2, hiveswap, etc.)

-> i will do canon-divergent identity flags

i will make icons of characters with non-canon sexualities+identities! while these characters aren't real, the people requesting them are

-> to submit a request, you should include character, theme, borders, the type of sprite you want, and any other details! Otherwise, I will fill the rest in myself. Borders will automatically be white, but please specify if you want it to match any platforms colors! Themes include a color you want, plain/picture, etc.

blacklist includes...

-> any ship icons that include incestuous ships or age-gap/pedophilic ships

-> thats fr it just dont be a freak

queue as of 9/16...

-> kidcore wanshi icons

-> matching rage themed mituna/doom themed cronus

-> foggy nature themed jade icons

-> lesbian dirk icons

-> scenecore tagora icons

-> transmasc miku binder mituna

-> preppy themed karkat

-> playtime with percy themed jade

-> vocaloid themed serpaz

-> cat themed davebreak dave icons

-> fedora john icons

-> challenge icons

thank u for reading!! <3

[systiveboxes]

Homestuck introjects - 1

Requested by @themotherboardsys

[homestuckinning]

Roxy Lalonde overworld sprite edit for a friend of mine!

[bpdbeehive]

Being a system with fictives is so wild because what do you mean I have Batman, the joker, Mrs Lovett from Sweeney Todd, Emily from Class of 09 Sayori from DDLC, ans Terezi Pyrope and Aradia Meidgo from Homestuck, and a scarecrow running around in my head

[triple-baka-kinhelp]

Welcome to triple baka kinhelp/syshelp!

We are a help blog run by three mods (and boyfriends), mod Neru, mod Miku, and mod Teto!

Our queue flucates in post limit and requests we get will always be moved above our self indulgent posts!

Intro: Neru!

Hi there, we're mod Neru, we're a system of about 60. We use he/him pronouns.

We do stimboards, playlists, icons, canoncalls, doodles, and sprite edits!

Our favorite sources to do are homestuck and ocs :]

Intro: Miku!

Hihi! I’m mod Miku, and I use any pronouns, but a mix of she/he are preferred!

I can do playlists, icons, canoncalls and doodles (though those might take me a bit)! My favourite sources to do are phighting, hermitcraft and dsmp <3

Intro: Teto!

Hai! I'm mod Teto, and I use he/it pronouns! I'm a plural system of over 300!

I can do icons, userboxes, pngs, outfit boards, and moodboards! I can also provide timeline questions and find microlabel terms!

My favorite sources are Creepypasta, Hazbin Hotel, SCP Researchers and more!! I also welcome requests from problematic factives !! ♡♡

[motoroil-recs]

[X / X / X] [X / 🏎️ / X] [X / X / X]

A Carekit for Lil Hal [Homestuck] with objects related to techwear, circuitry, cats, and 2001: A Space Odyssey in black and bright red.

[poorlydrawndirk]

We're on air.

More precisely, I was on air when I recorded this, but the details are largely irrelevant. Because I don't really feel like covering fuckin' introductory quantum mechanics and telling you exactly how the influence of the Skaian universe, when applied at the quark level and taken alongside the probabilistic effect of quantum behavior, superposes via particle states and results in the formation of what you might refer to as "overlapping timelines". And that's already getting real abecedarian about this shit.

Yeah, sue me. Try boning up on basic physics while you're at it.

So. I'm sure you'd love to hear about how I managed to rig this sick as hell channel-cum-blog up and get it to straddle the space-time continuum like an antediluvian Olympic gymnast doing mad splits over baby's first toy pony, but that ain't the point of this little exercise. Posting what's effectively a vlog is enough of an onanistic venture without adding Skaian Principles For Dummies: Electric Boogaloo to the schedule.

Where was I?

(Rhetorical question. Don't answer, if it needed to be said.)

The name's Dirk.

Strider. Yeah, that Strider.

I'd be more worried about internet safety, but seeing as there are only up to two people alive around here no matter how far you pull my timeline back, and I'm one of 'em, it doesn't exactly compute. Face it, brosephine: you aren't getting to year 24xx post-hilarocaust, and you sure aren't getting past that. Wasn't shat out of a lab yet when you were committing identity theft and scamming doddering old ladies out of their sadsack pensions.

(If you manage to get pizza delivered out here, I'll tip extra.)

Besides, you already knew my name, didn't you?

Maybe your next question's going to be:

"Why are you calling this a vlog when it's obviously just a blog?"

Or maybe,

"Why is your URL poorlydrawndirk when it's totally malapropos?"

Buckle in, kids. Strap yourself into that convertible toddler-safe harness and keep your ass glued tight to all the prime polyester-lined foam, because this ride's about to pull into the station and vehicular standards are some passé 21st century horseshit.

The first thing you have to understand is that even peering upon the brink of these echelons of irony is a skill that you'll never grasp in your life. But that's fine. I'm around. And if it puts your mind at ease,

I'll be the one pulling the strings here.

(There's the tired callback. It's not wrong, but it's tired. Worn out enough for it to be begging you to take it out back behind the shed and put it out of its misery.)

(I'll leave it at that for now, because self-referencing is one thing, but if I get any more meta, I'll have to start narrating in twelve-point Times New Roman.)

Anyway, I'll be breaking it down, just this once. Magnanimous as hell, I know. I could wax poetic and in doing so obfuscate the actual meaning once more from obtuse minds, thereby adding another strata to irony so layered that it's settled past sedimentary and is ready to unearth some fossil formations, but let's be real. That shit would fly over your head so far it'd be trying to dial ground control at Houston.

Here we go.

Vlogs aren't cool; making one ironically is.

Putting in this much effort into making a multiversal vlog makes it cooler, ironically.

Putting in this much effort to make a multiversal vlog when the doomed timelines are all inherently fuckin' doomed, as the name implies, and therefore functionally useless to communicate with, makes it more ironic.

I have Heart powers and am able to achieve my ultimate self through my alpha timeline. Therefore, not only is this pimped-out vlog functionally useless, but I actually don't need it at all.

Which means this wasn't too hard to set up to begin with. Ironic, considering the complex presupposed conditions necessary for bridging that 'verse gap.

And despite framing this as a vlog, this is obviously a blog.

Even though it's just a blog, all these drawings I've made had you convinced that I really thought I was posting a vlog.

And in a way, I'm still making one. It ain't the traditional format, but the almost videographic mannerisms I've been laying on you more than compensate for the fact that the video part of "vlog" doesn't exist.

Except it does, for me.

And because it does, none of these pictures are drawn to begin with. They're all film stills. Screenshots, if you prefer.

Which makes the qualifier of "poorly drawn" untrue.

But it's also almost true, because you can call them poorly drawn by virtue of them not even being drawn. Ride that definition of "poorly" down the one-way rail and you're here, selfie central, population two, me and you.

Of course, that means we have to cover the quandary of truth itself. What constitutes the truth? Titillate that thought for a second.

If I consider the attached files to be selfies, but you consider them to be illustrations, which is it actually?

An analysis of the "truth" means that we have to start delineating how much of this is subjective, tying us in bed with the concept of knowledge. The Socratic take calls for dialectical conversation and inquiry via questioning; therefore, if I just bequeath my knowledge to you on a pretty little metaphorical platter, it won't mean fuckall. So we have to keep digging. Get your pickaxe ready, 'cause we ain't hitting any diamonds of wisdom any time soon.

In fact, maybe that ain't the right direction. Flip it turnways. We gotta climb a li'l higher for what we need.

Maybe we gotta head to the roof.

now. brought cal.

where making this HAPEN.

Haha.

Just fuckin' with you.

Welcome to my blog, dude.

Want water? Imagine I got you a nice, chilled glass.

Let's get this parasocial relationship pumping.

Questions? Concerns? Misguided pseudo-parental queries about whether or not it's safe for your pipsqueak to be exposed to a full dose of radically Stridered bullshit?

Cool.

Make it all three and drop it in the asks, yeah?

[cringesys]

Omg this blog is a godsend our system so so WEIRD /pos

Preemptively claiming 💜 anon

And I’ll start here

Hi, I’m 💜 anon system, and we have EIGHT DIFFERENT HOMESTUCK FICTIVES AND WE’RE PROUD OF IT

(There’s also a specific subsystem our partner sys wants us to send about here but we’ll do that later lol)

PROUD OF INTROJECTS WUU!!! Don't know anything about homestuck, but they don't have to be ashamed for that, love to all homestuck introjects!

(Welcome to the family of cringe systems 💜 anon :3)

[rose-marie-lalonde]

Introduction

⸸ Rose Lalonde Fictive.

⸸ She/Her They/Them Cat/Catself Witch/Witchself Eld/Eldritch Hir/Hirs Xir/Xirs

⸸ Trans femme, Catgender, Witch/Magicgender, Eldritchgender

⸸ 18 y/o

⸸ A witch with homosexual tendencies and a strong connection with cats.

⸸ Magic, cats, octipi, cults, Lovecraft, Poe, classic books, sewing, crochet, psychology, true crime.

⸸ Please be respectful.

⸸ This is a mostly SFW blog, so please be respectful of that. Otherwise welcome to my blog, please enjoy. ⸸

[lxvenderskies]

REQUEST: lesbain karkat (homestuck) fictive stimboard for 🧃 anon (i hope to god thats karkat, i made the karkat on a flag myself)

❤️ | 🧡 | ❤️ 🤍 | 🤍 | 🤍 💖 | 💜 | 💖

[edits4thosestuckathome]

Anonymous asked! -> “name ideas for a terezi (she/it) introject would be greatly appreciated >:] ↩️ and some for our nepeta (he/she/mew/it) too, if you accept multiple per ask :] ↩️ no preferences for terezi and our nepeta says it likes more "round" sounding names”

TEREZI NAME IDEAS! ⚖️

Justine - A French name, meaning "Justice."

Adila - An Arabic name, meaning "Righteous" or "Fair."

Themis - An Ancient Greek name, meaning "Divine law," or "Divine justice."

Malachi - For Malachite, a stone often associated with protection.

Sard - Another mineral, often associated with justice. It's bright-red and orange for the fires of judgement. >:]

NEPETA NAME IDEAS! 🐾

Milo - A multi-source name whose meanings range from "Soldier" to "Beloved and merciful."

Rory - An Irish-originating name meaning, "Red king."

River - For the naturally-occurring body of water.

Arlo - Old English name meaning "Fortified hill."

Noah - Hebrew name meaning "Rest" or "Repose."

[tinted-girlypop]

who am i?

homestuck rp blog run by a roxy fictive!

feel free 2 interact n send in asks whether ur actually u or just havin fun or ur an oc idc

i love seein how ppl interpret my friends n i miss them so this is to fill the void sorta so to speak

ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

im 18+ so like minors follow at ur own risk bc i AM a sexual being an i will xpress that from time 2 time

ill flirt w u but no nsfw cuz it makes the host uncomfy

ily tumblr!!! 🫶

[zillyhoo-sea-goat]

gamzee's personal blog | pronouns.cc | takennn!!

Gamzee or Fanta - they/he/it - 100+ y/o !! ★

heyyy!! i'm a gamzee makara fictive, nice to meet you guys! :}

please try to use tone tags with me, i'm fucking autistic. 💀

more under the cut!!!

★ — “I'D DO ANYTHING FOR THEE, DON'T IGNORE ME, THIS IS MORE THAN A SICK LOVE STORY...”

my boundaries include ...

don't flirt with me please, our system is collectively taken and i'm also taken, so i wouldn't appreciate it.

just, i don't know, be nice?? 💀

— this blog will most likely include source memories, source talk, source calls, etc,. please block me now if you're uncomfortable with that sort of thing. :}

speaking of source, i encourage any source mates or doubles to interact! you guys are cool as hell!

— this blog may go in and out of activity depending on when i'm fronting, so don't be surprised if there are random and unannounced hiatuses!

★ — “... I HATE THAT YOU LEAVE WHEN THE LIGHTS COME ON, AND IF I HAD IT MY WAY THE FUCKING SUN WOULD BE GONE.”

have a good day you guys, if you read all of this you're a champ!

[peixesbling]

uh uh uh karkat fashion board.. plea….

)(ere you are !!

🦀🦀🦀,♋♋♋

[triple-baka-kinhelp]

epic John Egbert pesterquest sprite edit 👍 requests open

[stuckboards]

Good evening, could we request a rebel, anti-establishment-themed moodboard for an Aradia Peixes who is the matesprit and bodyguard of their Karkat Ampora? Thank you!

"Good evening, could we request a rebel, anti-establishment-themed moodboard for an Aradia Peixes who is the matesprit and bodyguard of their Karkat Ampora? Thank you!"