#homos (affectionate)
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Airplane and Cucumber should've made out at least ONCE
One sloppy, angry, half-drunk, make-out could fix them (make them so so much worse-)
One moment they're snarking at each other over plot points and "Well I don't see you writing anything, huh? I know how many of those shitty chapters you bought, you masochist!" Their wine is sloshing over the edges of their cups as they animatedly gesture to emphasise their point; The next, The two transmigration are pulling at the other's hair and exchanging wet, open-mouthed kisses. Complaining all through as they paw at the "Stupid Xianxia clothing" "You think it's cool-" and attempt to slip a hand beneath all the layers.
Cucumber ends up seated in Airplane's lap, head tilted back to allow more of that--surprisingly clever when it's not running off--mouth access to his collarbones, teeth running across the thin skin and sending shivers running down his back to pool at the base of his spine.
"I hate you so, so much"
"Yeah, yeah, can you hate me after you get your pants off?"
Cucumber's hissing insults between gasps as Airplane mouths his way up his thigh and Damn, 'Maybe those fingers aren't just for writing shitty porn after all? Oh, Oh-'
Cucumber absolutely doesn't have the face to see Airplane or God Forbid talk about it afterwards so he sneaks out of the Pleasure (heh) House in the early hours of the morning and takes the next available mission far far away from the sect.
He comes back to a smug Airplane who promptly gets his ass 'thwapped!' Because he couldn't resist the "Is it because we didn't say 'No Homo'?"
#Im waiting 30 mins for the train rn so have this IG-#if you see spelling mistakes- No you dont ♡#Cumplane is my messy divorced fratbro blorb(r)os and I adore them sm#I just want bad things for them#& sometimes thats panting into your homies mouth as he grinds his dick against yours (& then you avoid him for 2 months 'cause ew feelings)#Airplane would be a little shit change my mind#Airplane “No Homo? Not even a little Bro?” Shooting Towards the Sky#vs Peerless “Dont call me 'Bro' when your dick's in my mouth?!?” Cucumber. FIGHT!!!#they're the worst (deeply affectionate)#svsss#scum villains self saving system#cumplane#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#peerless cucumber#tomb talking
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Bitchy losers with no bedsheets. Imagine the smell of that mattress
#iasip#always sunny#dennis reynolds#mac mcdonald#macdennis#macden#its always sunny in philadelphia#it’s always sunny in philly#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#iasip mac#iasip dennis#your vibes were off at applebee’s#notice everyone is nicer to each other when mac and dennis are away#stupid homo losers (affectionate)
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rip gojo satoru you would’ve loved casual by chappell roan
#was it casual to be his one and only ???#one and only#bitch pls#I know a homo when I see one#said affectionately#gojo satoru#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gay gojo satoru truther#satosugu#satosugu is haunting me#stsg
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Lil byler smooch
I'm trying to get better at drawing people kissing +side profiles so I was doodling and I actually really liked how it turned out, so here you go :)
#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#stranger things#drawing#artwork#art#byler brainrot#byler endgame#byler tumblr#byler art#byler canon#byler fanart#stranger things byler#stranger things fanart#stranger things 5#stranger things netflix#stranger things s4#stranger things s5#mike wheeler you homo#mike wheeler fanart#mike wheeler is gay#mike wheeler is not straight#mike wheeler x will byers#anti mileven#mike wheeler i know what you are you little queer /affectionate#will byers i love you#will byers fanart#i love will byers#will byers x mike wheeler
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#logan sargeant#alex albon#alexander albon#williams#williams racing#lolex#formula 1#f1#first time using the voted upon ship tag 🥳#obsessed w them#logan's unique no homo behavior needs 2 be studied in a lab (affectionate)#myedit#*f1#*gif
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Are they,,?? flirting or???? Is this like?,???, a bro thing??,
#girl what HAJAAJJAJAJAJA Leo and sho have the weirdest dynamic ever because they want each other but also fuck you but affectionate ???#men be like I wanna kiss you so bad and hold your hand and shit but no homo with a straight face like ???? wdym leo ?#Leo what do you mean be the others bitch please explain that to me I want a ten page essay#I’ve been enjoying this house dynamic JAJAJAJAJ I thrive from negativity lmao#ngl Leo is a menace and must be sprayed like a cat but he is sort of funny JAJAJAJAJ when he called Alan a himbo I fear I cackled#he has crackhead energy but like dial to the tenth energy#also tohma and Alan??? hello??? what’s going awn#sho all this chapter has been like Leo being your simp is my full time job and I am dedicated!!! but now he has realized that he also sort#of has rights and a voice and a right to vote freely and is on his slay era and we love that for him#an empowered legend if you wish SKSKSKS#I have so many thoughts you guys I will make a tier list once I am caught up I need to SPEAK#tokyo debunker#Leo#sho
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i’m so sane and normal
#hi chat#need to rant#i know i’m gonna get people accusing me here#i’m not meaning this in a gay way#i cannot stop thinking about this one person#like they’re so. aaugh#/pos#for the record#i miss them so much#they’re asleep rn#i wanna see them#they’re actually so pretty#i love them#platonically ofc#no homo#i’m not gay#i dont fucking know#i’m not fighting the allegations#but it’s true cause i’m not fucking gay#gay#i like the colours though#not in a way that envokes me as a gay#because i’m not gay#also the urge to kiss someone but like#not in the gay way#like in the wow#you’re so awesome#pressing kisses all over you affectionately but 100% platonic way#i think i need to sit down#in character
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Creek week day 1: First Date/First fight
Hello yoai Enthusiast-
This is a day late but as long as it’s here :3
#i draw the foreign kids a lot but I can never forget the homos that peeked my interest in this hell (affectionate)#i dont know if I’ll be able to do the whole week purely because of my sleep schedule and motivation but! still wanted to try.#even if it’s just some days#tweek tweak#sp tweek tweak#sp tweek#south park tweek#craig tucker#south park craig#sp craig#tweek x craig#craig x tweek#creek#south park creek#sp creek#south park#south park fanart#sp fanart#southpark#south park fandom#v art#digital art#my art#creekweek2023#creek week 2023
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NO u do not UNDERSTAND it's about the fact that Mobius M. Mobius aka Don just casually threw out there to an attractive man that he puts the single in single father and did he mention he's single when the mcu is all about the flashing neon no-homo WHAT THE HECK
#is he built different?#are they simply playing us for suckers and waiting to no-homo until the last episode so we keep watching?#ARE THEY ACTUALLY GOING TO GET TOGETHER?!?!!?!?#this is like so ooc for the mcu I'm confuse-boggled#my flabbers are gasted#every last one of them#I expected this bitch (affectionate) to be slapped with a wife and instead he's single?!?!?!?!#WHAT?!?!?!#What is occurring in here on this fine day???!?!?!#loki show#loki series#Loki season 2#(my beloved)#mobius m mobius#mobius#don#lokius#donki#(because it makes me laugh)#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#martianbugsbunny ships
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It's time to play league, homos.
#viktor yaps#i say “homos” in the most affectionate and gayest way possible#did alter#did osdd#did system#did#dissociative identity disorder#dissociative system#did fictive#did community
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gonna try to finish plumber fem!toji’s and neighbor!shoko’s parts today 🦦 and then tomorrow I’ll focus on yoga instructor utahime and masseuse fem!geto!! the rest of the days will be for editing and finishing up half-done sections in certain parts
#my betas are gonna be like ur crazyyy (affectionate) when I show up with this draft fuckkgkshenfkaj#they’re both looking forward to it tho cos they’re raging homos just like me 👆🏽#mommm aisha’s yapping again
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These are my baby boys next question please
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guys im actually going insane about them
#byler#stranger things#will byers#mike wheeler#sillyposting#oh my god they make me fucking insane I need to kill them#disregard my former statement#I love them#i love will byers#so does mike#mike wheeler i know what you are you little queer /affectionate#mike wheeler you homo
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Starting to get tired of seeing that homo sick victorian child from league of legends
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they should invent a me that is closer to my boyfriend
#i want to kiss him so badly it is unreal#i would kill for even a hug. sharing a chair or something. even sharing the same space generally. pleas#e#i never realized how affectionate of a perosn i could be until i had a person to direct that towards instead of just vague longing forever#logan if you see this hi sorry for being a homo on main i love you i am imagining you hugging me rn while i go to bed#rotating you like ur in a microwave though wheeee#💜#gamey rambles
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