#honestly this bitch

[bellzsad]

how fucking insane can you be to lock your child up in a white room and then gaslight them into thinking they need help and give them a ring that you can later use to better akumatize them. you’re saying that you’re “doing this for adrien” when you’re depriving and neglecting him of love from his own father. your obsession with jewels is twisting your brain and you realize it at least once every season yet you still continue.

what the fuck is wrong with you gabriel. what the fuck is wrong with you tomoe.

[necromancers-incorporated]

Me and my mate were just talking and I said she had golden retriever energy and she said no so I told her "Yeah you do, like Jake Paralta vibes" and she proper melts istg and says "really? that's the best thing you've ever said to me" and I'm like cool and then the bitch has the audacity to say I'm like Charles (I'm not that cheesy I swear) She corrected herself to Gina but after a while I just kind of sat there thinking how on both occasions she chose the best friends of the character I chose for her and I have never felt more honoured and cherished by a friend in my life

[notherpuppet]

Some human alastor redraws

[apollos-boyfriend]

so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.

and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.

and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive

[reireichu]

daemon: she wanted to spare you

soph: wtf who are you and why does my mother have a creepy ex who lives next door

cathy running around like a demented impersonation of the ghost of hamlet’s father: lol new phone who dis

side note, marcus watching this bs unravel being like “I’m getting too old for this”

[gamelpar]

thought crosshair was going to be president of "we hate rampart" club but no it's echo. no one hates the empire and its associates more than echo. echo wears a shirt that has "Fuck the Empire all my vode hate the empire" to bed every night

[ccorinthian]

fuck you ageism fuck you life ending at 30 fuck you makeup industry forcing us to feel bad about a natural process fuck you hustle culture fuck you instagram fuck you youtube fuck you glorification and deification of youth fuck you who make people feel bad for not having "achieved anything" in their 20s fuck you people who peaked in high school and try to drag everybody down by insisting it's all downhill after 19

[tabooiart]

this hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!

[phntmeii]

Hear me out… luffy with a breeding kink? 🙊

Monkey D. Luffy and Breeding

[NSFW + AFAB Terms ]

NSFW Warnings: Breeding Kink, Established Relationship, Marking, Possessive!Luffy, Drool

A/N: Anon, I am listening. I am listening so fucking hard you don’t understand LMAO. Also, did not expect my depraved thought of Zoro to become a series for OPLA characters but I’m along for the ride with it <3

Now, Luffy doesn’t inherently have a breeding kink for the purpose of actually having kids.

Sure, he wants them, but you know for a fact that Luffy is nowhere near mature enough to have own right now.

But, that doesn’t stop you from letting him fucking rail you until you’re an absolute mess, dripping with his cum.

He already stretched you out with his fingers alone, making sure you were ready for him. He wasn’t monster-sized by any means (unless he stretched himself out to be) but he was so fucking aggressive.

Luffy is practically drooling at the prospect of filling you with him. And once he’s slid all the way in? You’re in his hold and there’s no getting out until he’s finished with you.

His arms are squeezing your body while he has you in locked in doggy. Your back is covered in bruises, teeth marks and saliva from all his biting and drooling.

It’s like he’s a bitch in heat and can’t bring himself to stop once he’s started.

“You’re all mine! Mine! Mine! Mmf- You’re so warm…”

He’s sloppy and running on pure adrenaline, slamming into you. He bites at your shoulder or neck to keep himself somewhat collected.

When he fills you up with his cum, he’s still sloppily thrusting through whimpers before stopping.

The warmth of your cunt and the hot seed spilled into you felt all too good to pull out. Luffy’s leaned against you, matching your heavy breaths and placing small kisses over your bite marks once he’s done.

He laughs softly as he watched his cum pour out of you. Even when looking at you already completely spent, drenched in sweat and saliva, he’s smiling brightly.

“You wanna go again? I’m ready to go! C’monn! It feels so good~!”

[vaguely-concerned]

there's this borderline hysterical laugh garak breaks into a couple of times during the early seasons that is so special to me. like. this man. this man is so high (constantly) and probably drunk (frequently) and he's at all times teetering on the very brink of despair that only pure spite, immense stubbornness, and getting to gaze at julian bashir's smiling face across the lunch table once a week is holding him back from tipping over. and then he has to deal with people like skrain dukat and gul toran on top of that and you can practically hear the cracks forming as he's barely holding on to whatever remains of his sanity by the skin of his teeth

[space-invading-pigeon]

Steve Harrington's hero is his mother, who is kind and fierce and also off the rails crazy when she's pissed.

Steve's mom flushes his dad's heart medication if he doesn't speak to her with respect.

Steve's mom once put a body builder in the ICU because he called her baby boy a bastard child.

Steve's mom taught him how to knit and showered her only son in so much affection that in the one year she was traveling with his father, Steve was practically starved for affection.

Steve's mom offered to legally adopt Robin after the mall fire.

Steve's mom is the only lawyer/civilian to know what happened each time the Upside Down reared its ugly head.

Steve's mom arm has a standing Girl's Night with Wayne Munson (they watch football, drink, and gush over their teenage sons).

Steve's mom hugged Eddie when she was officially introduced to him and promised that she would treat him like a son for as long as he treated her baby right.

Steve's mom attacked Henry Creel during the final showdown and may have severed one of his arms; she doesn't quite remember but she does know that that Wheeler girl is twice as scared of her now.

[astraskylark]

The boom clap bitch slap that resonated across the dungeonsphere

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

Tommy saying he has to leave after kissing Buck is something I have to talk about…

Because instead of just saying “yeah gotta go!” and leaving Buck to flounder and worry and feel used, Tommy does the opposite

Tommy wants to stick around, wants to be there, and wants to be with Buck. And he says so by the way he adjusts Buck’s shirt, by maintaining eye contact, explaining it, and Buck isn’t left to spiral right after the kiss.

And after Buck’s little “okay” that still holds a sense of awe and maybe not being super present (which can’t blame him, I mean have you seen Lou), Tommy still assures Buck of his place by asking for a date.

It’s all these things that add up to Tommy making sure Buck is a priority and Tommy will keep that as a promise.

Buck deals with abandonment and not feeling right in the world, and Tommy is there to say “hey, in this world, in my world, you can feel safe and free to be you.”

[radarchives]

i was sent to anime hell and all i got were these 7 stupid pacts

[night-wyld-system]

I know it's going to take me a long fucking time to get used to the wheelchair- holy fuck my arms are burning.

Anyways if anyone has any advice for beginner wheelchair users that'd be great.

[sadalmostlesbian]

Absolutely criminal that the TBOSAS movie didn’t show more of weirdo city boy Coriolanus Snow. Bro spent a month and a half going batshit insane about birds to the point he suggested going on a mass murdering spree TO THE SERGEANT ON BASE.

He literally will not shut up about the humidity he’s so insufferable about it. And Sejanus, who lived ten years in the same place he did, is completely fine and honestly thriving in D12.

Dude is unnerved by the forest in District Twelve like it’s not the most tame North American forest ever. Acting like it’s a tropical jungle cause he’s never seen a tree before.

Anyone who calls Sejanus whiny I dare you to read part three of TBOSAS and listen to Coriolanus bitch about the weather for 150 pages.