#how about THAT???

[visceravalentines]

alright alright i know that fic ain't up yet but it's just bc it keeps getting longer so here's a lil bedtime snack

You undid his fly and slid your hand into his pants, feeling him up through his boxers.  He was thick.  He writhed as you stroked him purposefully, caught between working his jeans off and melting into your touch. 

“What’s the matter?” you teased. 

“Driving me fucking crazy.  Hold on.  Fuck.”  He swatted your hand away and stripped off everything at once and you must’ve been on your game at least a little bit tonight because he did indeed have a gorgeous cock.  You wrapped your hand around it before he could even settle back beside you and he groaned, collapsing onto his back. 

“Jesus Christ, Murph.”  Your fingers only just met around his girth.  “You’re huge.” 

“I know,” he grumbled.  “We can take it slow, it’s – fuck – it’s okay.” 

You didn’t expect him to be so considerate.  “That’s awfully sweet of you.” 

“It’s nothing, c’mere.  Let me touch you.”

[coockie8]

or maybe if you dont want to get filmed maybe you just shouldnt dress like a freak

Or maybe, and stay with me here, you just don't film people you don't know and then post it on the internet for a bunch of other people you don't know.

I know this may seem like rocket science to your pea-sized koala brain, but it's actually like the easiest thing in the world to just not open your camera app and film random strangers at the grocery store ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[bugsinthebayou]

cunty sukuna

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Deep sea benthic Miku

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

[stimmingandstruggling]

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

[phantom-shell]

Fiddleford found one of his old shirts

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

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