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im-still-watching-anime · 2 years

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gai: i’m great at flirting, kakashi considers me his best friend you know

asuma: i’m pretty sure flirting usually refers to a romantic context

gai: yeah! i’m working my way there from being friends! i just hit a bit of a pause on progress lately though

asuma: “lately”? you’ve been best friends for twenty years??

gai: yeah! any day now we’re gonna enter the next stage. i can feel it!

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #kakagai #might gai #hatake kakashi #asuma sarutobi #slow and steady wins the race😎#how i flirt tbh

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kaiju-booty · 2 years

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Hey Gurl, u up for some King Gizzard and Stimming („ಡωಡ„)

#me #ethan #how I flirt tbh #am i hyper fixated on polygondwanaland again??? yeah #actually how I flirts with ethan actually #king gizzard and the lizard wizard #mmmmmmmm :)

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alligaytorswamp · 10 months

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errr are you saying this is hard to get ahahhaha . .. . it was my first ending and i got it twice bc i couldnt figure out which decisions/things affect the ending lol... ehhehah h h hahhah .. 🤕

#*i still dont tbh #a date with death #hey i took the game very literally! i die when i am given an option to 👍#my 2nd proper ending was marriage ...#i think they are 2nd and 5th within the game?#HOW DO I GET THE OTHERS LMAO #I assumed if i go all hardcore 'flirting' then i get the good ending aka 1st one #but no... i stumbled into marriage somehow

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karda · 2 months

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karda i am not at all aware of mcu stuff but what is going on with those two old men. i would like to understand this new old man yaoi.

they had hot hate sex in a honda odyssey thats all u need to know

#no but lol . have u seen Deadpool? theres a new deadpool movie with a wolverine crossover !#idk how to explain the plot tbh. but Deadpool and wolverine save the day but wolverine hates him but also they understand eachother .#they match the freak . or whatever .#they dont actually have sex but theres so many jokes and scenes that are basically them having sex #the honda odyssey joke is they had a fight in the parked car and threw each other around and flirted like crazy #u should watch it #asks #lol #im not a marvel fan besides spiderman but i like deadpool and xmen a lot so this is Big Movie for me

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infamouslydorky · 9 months

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Highly unpopular opinion: I don't hate Larry Butz

#aa #i understand the dislike though especially with how he was written #tbh i wish he was written as ''just a guy''. literally just 'the token straight' but without being a creep #sure he could be a flirt just leave the creep aspect out #and then he'd be perfectly compelling being just a dude who's a bit of a loser but somehow ends up a successful artist

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ollyollyaxe · 10 months

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careful adam, that man bites!

#i fear the hoffheight disease has consumed me how did this happen #mark hoffman #adam faulkner stanheight #adam stanheight #hoffheight #saw franchise #saw fanart #pipeshipping #is that their name?? hope so #this is all flirt's fault tbh #drawing so much dom hoff lately gotta go back to putting a muzzle on that man #hoffman #adam #saw #olly art

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rottentiger-art · 4 months

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Omg finally a Marcus and Violet clip, I've been so curious about what they vibe was going to be. I know many people are against it, but I'm already into it, I think Violet deserves some excitement too in her love live, a gardener of her own, and I'm liking the chemistry

#violet bridgerton #marcus anderson #lady danbury #i thought it was so cute how nervous she got maybe he has flirted with her before Lady Danbury introduced them #tho tbh violet is always stammering and cute shes a lot like Pen #bridgerton #marcus x violet #violet x marcus

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florbelles · 4 months

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𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐈𝐑 ❧ [eight/∞]

+ shadowheart

#i have no justification this is just me mourning what could have been #(joking.)#oc: sile cosantoir #shadowheart #bg3 #*bg3edit #*ocedit #this scene does canonically happen but she lets the moment pass. like the clown she is.#(i actually don't know for sure how this would have played out if my first pt hadn't been massively bugged w approval and romance scenes)#(i have literally never gotten the dialogue she originally did at the goblin party with any of them ever again.)#but tbh it's fine bc she would in fact let the moment pass.#local woman so used to being relentlessly pursued she will flirt with everyone but actually proposition no one that's their job #it's not a conscious thing she does it's just the way it's always been #laez could've gotten w her but then she might have left bc ms. noooo haha i wouldn't have wanted to be confined by powerrrrr #i'm soooo glad i'm not a patriar anymore <3 #surpasses brat territory into 'lol what if i just didn't' territory #anyway. this got away from me. girlies. future basically-sils but they don't know that. rip to what could've been #(it's for the best yw ness)

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the-l00ker · 7 months

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Guys. I need a flower husbands-ishy fic were Scott is just straight up DONE with Jimmy "talking" to other people.

He literally said in TODAY'S STREAM Oil had a fat ass. I'm not joking.

Then there's Tango and double.

Joel in every life.

Sausage. But it's him-

And at this rate BigB.

I need a fic were Scott is DONE with his shit and just breaks up with him, and his standards go up (they're being held up by Cleo, El, Bek, Pearl and possibly Scar, Etho & Martyn)

AND THEN Jimmy realises he's done fuck-up and lost a fineeeee man, and tries (probably fails) to get him back.

Optional alt ending, Scott ends up with one of the three men listed above and Jimmy has to accept (with his jealousy Jimmy ways) that he's lost a baddie.

End of discussion.

#scott smajor #smajor1995 #jimmy solidarity #jimmy solidaritygaming #flower husbands #Jimmy flirting with literally everyone #Break ups and no make ups #Zombiecleo #Goodtimeswithscar #ethoslab #Inthelittlewood #Soupforeloise #Bekyamon #They shall be the MVPs #fanfic #fanfic ideas #I would write this but idk how A03 works tbh

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ask-thearchivists · 7 months

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Does Curator know that the way she styles her hair makes her look like radiant solar flares that warm my heart? (seriously her design makes me so lesbian)

The Curator: Aww, thank you~ Yeah, I style it to look like that on purpose.

#ask blog #ask the archivists #asks are open #the owl house #toh #id in alt text #toh the archivists #the archivists #toh oc #flirty fridays #me and you both anon (lesbians)#sorry this is coming out so late I was eating then showering and then I was drawing that new hand #also I am loving the rapid cycling between people flirting with them #and questions asking to clarify how bad their family is (just so bad you wouldn't believe it tbh)

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im-still-watching-anime · 2 years

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sasuke: hey

naruto squinting suspiciously: …..just a second

naruto whispering to sakura: is he flirting??

sakura: all he did was say hey???

#jokes on sakura that’s sasuke’s STRONGEST opening line😤#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #sasunaru #sns #uzumaki naruto #haruno sakura #uchiha sasuke #how i flirt too tbh😔

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mad-hunts · 1 month

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i like how barton went from being like... a hippie in terms of how he viewed sex in his early twenties, then kind of abstained from it for a few years / became sexually repressed, which... definitely isn't such a good thing. BUT then he became even more of a freak (and i do mean that in the good way this time LOL) around the time he started residency because WOW is that shit stressful. though that was also unfortunately around the time when he really started to spiral as well 😬 but we don't need to talk about that ahahhh

like the way this man learned how to express his sexuality REALLY came full circle in the end considering he was like 'yeah, back in the early days that i was in college, i was a freak. but now i'm not anymore... though do you want to see me do it again anyway?' like 💀 JSJSJ if he weren't so demented, i'd almost be inclined to say good for him, y'all LMAO feeling comfortable with your sexuality and perhaps even having a bit of fun with it (though maybe too much in barton's case, because he literally weaponizes it in order to lure in his victims. BUT once again, we don't need to talk about that right now psshhh. i actually fully intend on talking about that in the tags NGL) is more often than not a good thing after all

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#nah but although i haven't really mentioned this before... when i first developed barton he had ALWAYS been kind of sexually repressed-#because he was sort of brought up by wesley to believe that it was one of those 'taboo' topics to the point where he had to get the talk-#from winslow and i'm not gonna lie i kind of find that WILD now LMAO because i mean like i said here a big part of how barton lures-#people in to eventually become his victims is through flirting with them and going on dates with them.#so like whenever i think about it now it didn't really make sense for barton to view sex as this 'hush-hush' topic bc he quite literally-#uses his sexuality to his advantage as i said here / weaponizes it. though expressing your sexuality isn't bad in and of itself OFC #the way in which he goes about doing it personally is just. Wellll not so good for lack of better words JSJSJ because barton is-#a serial killer whom has actually been sensationalized in the news (bc y'all know how terrible the news is when it comes to this stuff)-#into being called the 'heartbreak killer' because barton manipulates people and basically says exactly what they want to hear as well-#as makes himself as physically attractive as possible to voluntarily get his victims to come with him which is. yeahhh YIKES #but i can imagine that as soon as the news found out for the first time that his victim had last been reported to be going on a date-#with someone that they latched onto that and made it into a story that lacks the seriousness that something like that should-#always be treated with TBH because although they are just characters whenever it comes to the scope of their world they aren't and-#are living people so??? it's TOTALLY wack to be exploiting people like that to get views especially in a place like gotham where-#there's already enough craziness as it is without giving a serial killer a name that basically equates the murders to 'heartbreaks'-#which are definitely not on the same level at ALL but anyhow. i'm rambling now SKSKS #this isn't to say that barton always uses his sexuality to fulfill bad objectives bc like i said it isn't bad in and of itself -#though the fact that he does says something about him as a person since it's a rather sensitive thing for a lot of people you know?#and making people feel like they're wanted? when in actuality you just?? want to kill them??? it is severely messed up so yeahhh #tw: manipulation #tw: sex mention #tw: barton just being an asshole tbh

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autistic-ranpo · 2 years

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shoutout to bsd for literally just being an author/poet mafia au fanfic. like imagine being a great writer and then some guy twinkifies you and puts you in an anime. like. wild.

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #how am i supposed to explain to people that my new blorbo #is edgar allen poe #HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT #'yeah haha osamu dazai slayed that ep when he killed the guy then flirted with chuuya nakahara' LIKE THESE WERE REAL DUDES #'louisa may alcott my beloved <333 cant wait for her to join the mafia and kill people <333' SHE WAS. SHE WAS A REAL PERSON JUST CHILLING.#WRITING BOOKS.#anyways #idk its so funny to me #what is bsd if not twinkified historical fanfic tbh

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mejomonster · 6 months

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Is cloud bisexual in canon? I dunno. Couldnt say for sure (im in Rebirth chapter 12 and Only discussing rebirth rn). I can definitely say he's Aware Andrea admires him, Super Aware Dio likes him and is flattered by it and up to flirt with that opportunity (wild choice cloud but okay).

And i certainly cant wait for clouds date with barret <3

#ff7r #lb #do not spoil me and let me down lol ill find out #now Personal Headcanon? oh yeah that boys BI hes been bi to me since Crisis Core and his obvious crush on Zack Fair #asking zack for ramen and flirting and laughing. and his flirting with barret in ff7 original.#in my hwadcanon clouds in the BIGGEST fucking polycule ever and the wildest thing is he didnt even mean to #he just Happened to like aerith whos also bi and super GREAT at flirting so she dragged tifa in #and cloud already liked tifa. then tifa dragged cloud into co adoption with barrets kid and barret got #mushy at cloud caring about him so much so now clouds got a bf. then cloud met Vincent and Cait sith (who form their own eventual polycule #with yuffie)#and clouds like Mildly with cait sith and vincent but its Complicated and queerplatonic #then Cid has a crush on aeriyh but she wants nothing to do with hin romantically but #cid would probs fuck aeriths boy cloud and then #of course sephiroth WANTS to fuck cloud and eventually Possesses him (so inside him nonstop if u will)#and tseng likes Aerith and Reeves (cait sith) and rude likes tifa. reno likes rude. elena likes tseng #cissnei likes zack. zack loves aerith and cloud (litetally the 2 babes he saves in Rebirth his Top Ppl in life)#and Rufus WOULD hate fuck cloud then stab him. and there u go the biggest messiest polycule #its just the entire FF7 cast. in ffx uts like... yuna and tidus. in ff7 its like... nah theyte all messily tied together #in a polycule. oh and u could add hojo as like. once in a fucked situatuon with lucretia and vincent but #dear god i would rather NOT mention how hojo and aeriths mom and lucretia tie into the huge polycule tbh

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welcometoteyvat · 6 months

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society moved on too quickly from furina's demo

#i think about the fontaine brawl that she imagined in her head sometimes like i feel like society needs more characters like that #ramblings!#also when she changes into pneuma form............ i've never seen something so fucking crisp in my life #the lights???? the music syncing?? it's like biting into a juicy apple cannot be topped #also the symbolism................... i was like 'hm. i actually dont really agree with that bilibili analysis video' after thinking it thr #through. <- also known as dumb behavior they almost predicted the entire 4.2 quest #tbh i feel like people also moved on too quickly from neuvis demo because that yellow field of grass is peak #i love when rando characters are dropped in the middle of nowhere contemplating existence #we also moved on too fast from ly.ney's story quest why do i keep seeing him in love with traveler #like his subtle threats to that woman... guys he's killed people dont make him just a flirt #dont mind me im just. replaying fontaine but in my head and via youtube trailers #actually something else is that while i still think most of the sumeru chars look a bit too much like they used skin bleach #the sequence right before nah.ida's burst where she's traveling through her own dreamscape is like. soo good im soooo....#references her character story... full of whimsy and elegance.. visiting children while asleep etc.. knowledge spreading something somethin #i also always liked how the 2 children floating in front of that window looked like they were guarding the gates of wisdom or smth #like sentries in front of a library. but theyre kids so its less somber and more like. idk joyful. house of learning open to all etc.#in a character trailer appreciation mood rn ig

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janitorjuliann · 1 year

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also i have absolutely nothing against orym n ashton as a pairing, far from it! i think theyre a great dynamic! but im also extremely attached to liam and taliesin CONSISTENTLY maintaining a flirty yet hostile, tense yet trusting, full of potential yet always unfulfilled, relationship across every single one of their characters. if they actually hooked up in game it would feel like the end of an eight year game and im not willing to lose

#critical role #cr spoilers #tell me im wrong!! tell me!!#also this rly is only nominally about the wizard and the circus man tbh #mostly its about how vax and percy went from cheek kisses and joke flirts to bitter anger and regrets #and also how caleb and cad had such raw conversations and intimate moments but still never became.. idk. more to each other.#obviously not in a romantic sense but like. they each had their own intimate (quasi-)platonic relationships and didnt look for it elsewhere.#OOOOOOH THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. HAUNTED!! AND I WANT ORYM AND ASHTON TO HAUNT ME!!!!

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