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[shiningjustforreid]

stains

glimpses through fem!reader and Spencer’s relationship, through four instances of spills.

word count: 3.5k ish

a/n: i love the idea that for some of us, our personalities are made up all the things we like about the people we know and see. the idea that we’re all little bits and pieces of the things we love, and our experiences. this sort of explores that. (also this was mildly self indulgent because much like reader i’m a klutz!) <3

warnings/tags: 18+ for implied intimacy and canon typical violence for cm, pet names up the wazoo, reader is lowkey clumsy, Derek Morgan being himself, reader gets injured but she’s fine, who’s Maeve?, anxious love confession, Spencer adores reader so so much, S1 and S6 (ish) Spencer, Spencer in and post prison, love letters, marriage, kids, and briefly mentioned pregnancy, girl dad!Spencer Reid my beloved

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coffee - the first stain

To be honest, at first, he’s appalled.

The mug you set down on his desk isn’t his, so God knows whose mouth was on it last. You - somewhat carelessly - plopped it down on the file he’s working on, grinning that thousand watt smile he’s secretly become fond of. You’re wearing a sweater he noticed that brings out your eyes - a berry colored wool garment that he wishes you’d wear more.

“Hey! Morgan said you were exhausted. Thought I’d make you coffee.”

You pick it up, and set it down again, for emphasis, and a few drops make their way down the side and onto his case file, surely creating a cinnamon toned half circle that Hotch will not love. You don’t notice, watching his face.

“I made it with a bunch of sugar. Just how you like it, right?”

Suddenly, he realizes he’s been staring up at you, and then his mouth is moving faster than his brain.

“Yeah, I uh, I am pretty tired, now that you say it. Didn’t sleep well, long night, you know?”

You nod, sipping your own coffee, fingers wrapped around the ceramic.

“I get that. Goes with the job, right?”

“Oh, absolutely, yeah, I- wait, Morgan said that? Did he— what else did he tell you?”

You grin, coffee mug to lips again.

Stop staring, Reid.

“Nothing, really. Just said you needed a boost. Thought I’d provide.”

Titling your head a tad, you look down, a mild panic crossing your face when you see you’ve stained his file.

“Oh my God - Reid, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean-“

He’s quick to shake his head, hands coming up to reassure, his eyes wide.

“No no no, it’s okay, truly, I-I made a mistake on that one anyways. I’ll need to have a new copy printed, honest.”

Frowning, you look him over, searching for a tell, something to let you know whether he’s lying or not.

“Are you sure? I can do it, I’m not that behind on mine, I could—“

Before he thinks - you’d assume, with all his brains, he would - his hand grabs your arm, that gorgeous sweater under his finger tips, his eyes locked with yours. He says your name, once, his tone more serious than he’d like.

“It’s okay. Thanks for the coffee.”

You blink, and then a slow grin takes over your face.

“You’re welcome. Let me know if you need more.”

For a moment, neither of you move, the heat of his hand burning through the wool on your arm, until he lets go like you’re the one scorching his skin, like he’s just realized that he’s touching you. You laugh a little, awkwardly, and he grins with the same level of unpracticed nerves, and you head back to your desk.

He picks up the mug, and sips slowly, closing his eyes for a moment - it does have a mountain of sweetness, the saccharine liquid coating his mouth but soothing his senses. When he sets it down again, it’s on a part of his workspace not occupied by case work. Just as predicted, the file that once housed the beverage now bears a semi circle of dried java. His pointer finger traces the stain, clockwise and then counter, for a moment, before he glances up in horror to see Morgan, of all people, signature smirk in place.

“‘Thanks for the coffee’. I don’t what’s sweeter, that coffee you just got or-“

“Shut up.”

He mumbles, face flushed, small smile on his face despite the teasing. He traces the coffee stain one last time before he hastily tucks the soiled paper away in a drawer.

blood - the second stain

“What do you mean you aren’t getting a response from her on comms?”

He’s so scared, he can’t even stop to think just how breathless and afraid he sounds, as he turns to Hotch, who fixes him with a look that clearly says, Calm down, Reid.

“It could just be non-functional, or got knocked off, or caught.”

Hotch says calmly, almost maddeningly so. Spencer swallows back the protests, the arguments that swell up in his throat like bile.

They’d created, and given the profile, and once Penelope had narrowed down the couple possible properties their potential unsub owned, you, Morgan, and Prentiss had headed into an abandoned storage facility, silent and careful.

Perhaps not careful enough.

The voice in his head reminds him, almost sadly, and he grits his teeth inside tightly drawn and chapped lips. Shaky hands smooth over his slacks, again and again, as his eyes stay fixed on Hotch.

“Ask-ask Morgan again. If she’ll respond.”

He’s given a frown, dark brows pulling together in a very typical Hotch-like manner.

“Is there a specific reason you’re asking about her, Reid?”

Is there? God, he doesn’t know. You bring him coffee nearly every morning, but perhaps that’s just kindness. Then there’s the chocolate sprinkled donuts that start his work day from time to time - maybe you just enjoy pastry treats, and think of him, when you buy one. Oh, and heaven forbid he forget the way you’ll come by his desk, and ask for clarification on a piece of paperwork or a procedure - that you probably could’ve asked Hotch or Prentiss about. You listen, active listening too, eye contact, body still - when his explanations turn into rambles about statistics about this type of criminal, your eyes watching his face, your own voice quiet.

Is he deluding himself? Seeing phantom romance where there’s maybe merely nothing but platonic affection? Blinking, once, he shakes his head in response to his Unit Chief’s question.

“No Hotch. I’m just worried, she-well, she hasn’t responded, and Morgan has, and Prentiss has, and I—“

Speak of the devil, Morgan’s voice comes through, demanding and tense.

“I need a medic. Prentiss and I secured the unsub, but, not before—“

Oh God. Not before that bastard got to you with a baseball bat, to the back of the head, you unaware before your face met the concrete below. Spencer’s not even asking for permission, snatching the keys to an SUV off the desk nearby and flooring the gas pedal.

You can’t die. Not before I—

Driving there is like hell - his lungs burn like there’s smoke and ash polluting them, and fear feels like too tame a word to describe the overwhelming panic that seizes his heart the more he drives.

I’m a fool, he thinks wildly, as his knuckles grip the steering wheel like a vice. A damn fool if I don’t tell her-

He’s barely got the thing in park before he’s scrambling out the driver’s side door, Converse immediately coated from the dusty ground outside the facility.

When he finds Morgan, and you, head lolled to the side, eyes closed, face pale as his must be, he falls to his knees with little regard for his own pain or discomfort. Morgan watches, careful, his voice gentle when he speaks, trying to calm his terrified friend.

“She’s still out, Reid. Just a nasty whack to the back of her head, okay? Easy.”

Trembling thumbs trace and hold your face, like it’s made of paper, as he swallows hard to keep the ache behind his eyes from becoming tear tracks down his face. He spots the gash, trickling crimson down your ashy skin, onto his shaking hand, but doesn’t move from holding your face. A deep contusion, furious and violet-toned, on the back of your head, makes the air leave his chest like he’s been choked.

Beautiful girl, I couldn’t stop this.

He could sob, and he nearly does, until you make some sort of confused noise and force open your eyes. Light rushes through his heart, rekindled warmth as he meets your eyes, and yet, he finds himself almost frozen.

“Spencer? What, I thought-“

“Listen to me.”

He forces himself to speak - he has too. What if he doesn’t get the chance, and all he ever gets to associate you with is caffeine, sprinkles, and a listening ear? No, that won’t do. Not in the slightest.

You meet his eyes, hazy, but listening. Morgan’s brows furrow, as he protests,

“God, man, she just woke up, let her-“

Ignored, as Spencer often finds himself doing when there’s more pressing matters than banter, than propriety.

“You need to know. That I-care about you.”

Blinking, you swallow, and suddenly, the throbbing pain in the back of your skull is slightly dimmed.

“That I can’t let another sunrise or sunset go by where you don’t know that I’d give you the stars if you’d let me. Where I can’t touch you, where I can’t make sure you understand that I’ll protect the light you have inside you until I’m burnt from it. You absolute angel, I-“

He shudders, almost afraid of his own earnest, and says your name like it’s a prayer.

“I love you. Even if you don’t return it, my heart is yours.”

Morgan’s grin is wide, and he shakes his head, almost in amazement. Your own face is flushed, as you hear sirens and medics, your voice crackly and rough from pain, but still, that smile he’s grown to associate with his heart fluttering graces your face.

“My heart is yours, Spencer. Glad you’re finally realizing how absolutely in love I am with you, you goose, even if it took all this.”

He laughs a little, almost deliriously, and smooths his trembling hand over your face.

“Guess the doughnuts weren’t enough, huh?”

You manage, and he shakes his head, quick to push back.

“They were. You’re always enough for me, no matter what you do.”

Could he sound any more smitten?

Procedure says he can’t go in the ambulance with you - there’s no need, you’re just getting stitches and some ice and he can visit you at the hospital, okay? But as he heads back to the - oh dear, still running, he really was in a hurry, wasn’t he? - car, Morgan glances sideways at him, signature smirk in place.

“Pretty boy, I didn’t know you had it in you.”

Spencer stares down at his hands in his lap. They’re stained, and a grimace floods his face when he realizes it’s not dirt, but your blood, coating his fingertips. A soft sigh escapes his lips, and he bites back a nastier retort than his friend deserves.

“I guess I did. I can’t believe it took-“

Morgan sighs, stopping Spencer’s inevitable incoming guilt filled rambles.

“Hush. You told her. That’s what matters.”

Glancing down at Spencer’s fidgeting hands in his lap, he presses on the gas.

“Let’s get there, so you can get that off you. I’m shocked you got all dirty, with your germ thing.”

Spencer shrugs, looking out the window.

“For her? I’d-I think I’d do anything. No matter what it stained.”

Soap finds his hands at the hospital, but he finds you soon after, unable to stop the gentle press of his lips to your forehead, or the soft murmurs that follow as he tries to remind himself that much more of your blood didn’t spill.

ink - the third stain

Emily has to physically hold you back in the court room, when they take him out, his eyes fixed on you, and the team, almost hopeless.

“Then your client is a flight risk.”

You’re quite literally fighting her, suddenly terrified in a whole new way for your boyfriend, tears staining your face.

“Bail is denied.”

She’s got both arms wrapped around you, her soft, ‘I know’s, and ‘I’m sorry’s barely heard over your own pleas for her to let you go.

“Defendant will be remanded to federal custody pending trial.”

You hear someone sobbing - angry, fear-filled wailing - and until Emily has you turned around, your face in her shoulder, comes the realization that it’s you.

“He’s-Emily, what are we going to do, he’s not going to be okay, I-I can’t—“

The days that follow are dark. Going to the BAU without Spencer, let alone waking up without him beside you, is enough to send you into a spiral. You try to remind yourself that he’s worse off, that whatever hell he’s experiencing is ten times worse than your quiet fear and loneliness. So, to try to combat the weight that squashes your heart, you write him letters. Daily letters.

Spencer -

We have a case in Florida. Emily says it’ll be quick, but the Florida ones never are. We’d solve it ten times faster with you, you know? Geographical profiles are much harder alone, that’s for sure. The plane ride is quieter without you, and no one’s saying anything - you’d be saying something if you were here. Maybe that’s why we’re quiet. ♡

Every day. You don’t relent. If you can’t mail them in whatever town you get stuck in for work, you mail them in one big envelope when you get back home.

Spencer -

That case was rough. I cried twice - once when I spent over two hours staring at the map at the precinct and couldn’t find anything new, and once when Rossi accidentally snapped at me. He said he was sorry, that he’s ‘on edge’ right now - but aren’t we all? Emily’s working really hard to try to get you home. I wish I could come see you. I hope you’re safe. I love you. ♡

When you learn that he didn’t put you on the list of people who can visit him in that concrete hell, you almost lose what’s left your nerve, breaking down in Emily’s office, shaking. You don’t know whether you’re furious, in despair, or numb to it all.

“Emily, why? Why doesn’t he want me to come see him? If it was me, I’d want to see him every day, I wouldn’t want him to leave!”

She sighs, her face tight. Twisting your hands in your lap, you search her face for answers. Nausea claws at your throat.

“Honestly, my guess is it’s just that. He knows that if you come, he won’t want you to leave. It’ll hurt too much.”

“But Tara, and you, and his mother, and-

Spencer -

I think I understand. Sort of. I feel like there’s this pressure in my chest, and I can’t ever fully breathe. Not since you’ve been away. The weight on my heart never goes away. Missing you more every hour. ♡

Despite the slew of handwritten letters that reach him, you only get one back, after you and the team search his apartment - you keep it in your purse pocket, folded safe, and read it whenever your throat feels tight and your eyes burn. His untidy scrawl is enough to make you feel like a part of him is actually inside this letter - like he’s reading it himself to you, interwoven in the fibers of the paper.

Angel -

I wanted you to know I’m in solitary now - I made sure of it. I know you want me safe, almost more than I do. I love you beyond what I can say, my beautiful girl.

Yours, Spencer.

One night, you’re curled up in Spencer’s apartment, writing him a letter, as is your nightly routine. The ink stains the side of your hand now - an ever-present reminder of the fact that your heart constantly feels ripped out of your body. After addressing the letter to him, your phone buzzes - Emily.

Oh God.

“Hey. We figured out that- oh, you don’t care about all that. He’s coming home.”

She doesn’t need to tell you twice. Paper and ink pen tumble to the floor as you shove your feet in shoes and snatch your jacket off the coat tree. Tension is coiled in your body the entire way there. Ink still stains the side of your hand, a permanent reminder that every time you needed to just tell him something - you had to pick up pen and paper.

Heart in your throat, you push open the door with shaking hand. There he stands, your Spencer. He’s still him, you think, although his face is tight, and sleep clearly hasn’t been something he’s seen much of.

Three months.

You walk in slowly, body trembling. One hand reaches up, runs through the curls that have grown so long.

“Your hair.”

You breathe out, voice barely audible. He nods, his face almost impassive. Tentative fingers trail down his cheek, make a path to hold his face. He nods, and then, you notice his eyes are misty.

“My angel.” He murmurs, almost in awe, and takes you in his arms with a fervor. Crushed against him, face buried in the cool fabric of his shirt, you bite back a sob, arms threaded around him.

“No. Cry, my darling girl, I’m— I’m tired of doing it alone.”

How could you refuse him? Just hearing his voice, let alone the relief you feel at being touched by him again, is enough to satisfy you for days, you think. For a bit, all that’s heard is uneven breaths, until he speaks, his voice rough and shaky.

“I need to see your face.”

He pulls back, face shining with tears, and you swallow back the lump that just won’t leave your throat.

Calloused hands - less soft than you remember - take yours, and then he frowns.

“Your hand.”

Your right hand is held up, inspected, like the blue on the inner side of it is red instead. You smile, laughing a little, still breathless.

“Ink, baby. Just ink. I was writing you a letter.”

He shakes his head, rubbing at the navy stain with his thumb, as if that will remove it.

“I would’ve kept writing. Never given up. You’d be sick of letters from me.”

“Never, sweet girl. There is no part of me who could ever find himself sick of you.”

After you’ve come home, he wastes no time in pressing less than tender kisses to your mouth and jawline and the column of your throat. It’s not until he’s reacquainted himself with your contours and the dip of your hipbones and the soft way you gasp out his name when he does that, that has you next to him, so he can see your face.

He needs to see your face.

Hand in his, still faintly stained from ink, he examines it, and then, softly, hesitantly, he meets your eyes.

“You know ink poisoning is actually rare? Pens we use are designed with non-toxic ink, to decrease any chances of fatal ingestion.”

You never mind his information sharing, but your eyebrows furrow tiredly at his timing.

“Spence, I’m not saying I don’t care, but we just— you just—”

“Please. Let me look at the woman I love and pretend for a few moments that my damn eidetic memory won’t play back the last three months of my life like some wretched tape.”

You let him, as he holds your cobalt-colored hand and your eyes droop, his soft voice telling you that rubbing alcohol will probably get that stain out. It almost feels normal.

Almost.

paint - the final stain

“Spence! Can you get paint water out of carpet with any amount of ease?”

You call your husband, turning back to your mildly sheepish five year old, whose water color adventure on the coffee table has quickly gone south.

In walks Spencer, not even noticing the overturned hard plastic cup or purpley-blue spill, eyes going straight to his daughter’s nearly finished picture.

“Beautiful, Penny. Looks incredible.”

He murmurs, bending to be eye level with a beaming Penelope, hand on her arm, before turning to you, mild tension and stress lining your face. His smile is gentle. It’ll wash out.

“Rubbling alcohol, angel.”

You nod, tension easing from your shoulders.

“We’ll go get it - we always clean our messes up, right lovely?”

He asks your daughter, lifting her with practiced care. She giggles, nodding, as they head from the room, letting you take a breath and set up the paints and picture in a new location - the kitchen table, with some newspaper tucked underneath because she’s five, and you of all people know spills happen.

Once she’s set up again - she really is so quiet when she’s engrossed in something - you find yourself curled up with Spencer on the couch, head on his shoulder, watching her paint and sing-song to herself.

“Think she’s lonely?”

Spencer asks, turning to you, his grin wide.

Troublemaker.

“Hmm. I think you just like me pregnant.”

He chuckles, pressing a kiss to your hair.

“Maybe. Maybe I don’t want Penny to be sad, ever.”

Silence, then, for a bit.

“She’s so much like you.”

Spencer muses, his fingers drawing patterns on the side of your sweater. You smile, fondly.

“You say that because I’m clumsy. She was dancing around with that paintbrush, that cup of paint water stood no chance.”

“No, I say that because she shines like you. No matter what tries to dim her.”

That night, when you peek in your daughter’s door to see Spencer reading her A Little Princess, she’s propped up against him, hazel eyes barely open. Affection swells in your chest as his voice carries on, even though she’s clearly almost in dreamland. In you walk, pressing a kiss first to her forehead, then Spencer’s. He smiles gentle up at you - this is his favorite time of the day - and keeps reading.

“Perhaps there is a language which is not made of words, and everything in the world understands it.”

Once you’re back in the living room, you check on the earlier spill from today. All that’s left is a barely visible blue spot, no bigger than a quarter.

“No one will see it but you.”

Steadying, warm arms wrap around your ribs, and soft lips press against the side of your neck, washing away any insecurity about the state of your carpet.

“Besides, stains aren’t bad, sweet girl. They’re little reminders that things happened, good things, or bad things that brought us together. Memories, attached to splotches, attached to wounds, to paper, to skin. How convenient, to carry our most impactful moments like heaven-sent tattoos.”

[canmom]

you read ML research (e.g. arxiv, state of ai, various summaries), you find an overwhelming blizzard of new techniques, clever new applications and combinations of existing techniques, new benchmarks to refine this or that limitation, relentless jumps in capabilities that seem unstoppable (e.g. AI video generation took off way faster than I ever anticipated). at some point you start to see how Károly Zsolnai-Fehér became such a parody of himself!

you read ed zitron & similar writers and you hear about an incomprehensibly unprofitable industry, an obscene last-gasp con from a cancerous, self-cannibalising tech sector that seems poised to take the rest of the system down with it once the investors realise nobody actually cares to pay for AI anything like what it costs to run. and you think, while perhaps he presents the most negative possible read on what the models are capable of, it's hard to disagree with his analysis of the economics.

you read lesswrong & cousins, and everyone's talking about shoggoths wearing masks and the proper interpretation of next-token-prediction as they probe the LLMs for deceptive behaviour with an atmosphere of paranoid but fascinated fervour. or else compile poetic writing with a mystic air as they celebrate a new form of linguistic life. and sooner or later someone will casually say something really offputting about eugenics. they have fiercely latched onto playing with the new AI models, and some users seem to have better models than most of how they do what they do. but their whole deal from day 1 was conjuring wild fantasies about AI gods taking over the world (written in Java of course) and telling you how rational they are for worrying about this. so... y'know.

you talk to an actual LLM and it produces a surprisingly sharp, playful and erudite conversation about philosophy of mind and an equally surprising ability to carry out specific programming tasks and pull up deep cuts, but you have to be constantly on guard against the inherent tendency to bullshit, to keep in mind what the LLM can't do and learn how to elicit the type of response you want and clean up its output. is it worth the trouble? what costs should be borne to see such a brilliant toy, an art piece that mirrors a slice of the human mind?

you think about the news from a few months ago where israel claimed to be using an AI model to select palestinians in gaza to kill with missiles and drones. an obscene form of statswashing, but they'd probably kill about the same number of people, equally at random, regardless. probably more of that to come. the joke of all the 'constitutional AI', 'helpful harmless assistant' stuff is that the same techniques would work equally well to make the model be anything you want. that twat elon musk already made a racist LLM.

one day the present AI summer and corresponding panics will burn out, and all this noise will cohere into a clear picture of what these new ML techniques are actually good for and what they aren't. we'll have a pile of trained models, probably some work on making them smaller and more efficient to run, and our culture will have absorbed their existence and figured out a suitable set of narratives and habits around using them in this or that context. but i'm damned if I know how it will look by then, and what we'll be left with after the bubble.

if i'm gonna spend all this time reading shit on my computer i should get back to umineko lmao

[xhoneygirlxx]

In My Feels

Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader

summary: Steve’s heart now belongs to the pretty woman who always comes in with her two adorable kids. When he finally decides to make a move, he’s shocked to find out she’s not their mom.

warnings: fluff. Barista!Steve. Reader and Steve are both in their 20’s. Nanny!Reader. Modern!au. Readers ethnicity/skin tone is not mentioned. Pictures above are used for aesthetic purposes only. Shitty writing/grammar errors, not proofread.

*if I miss anything please let me know.

a/n: day two of my birthday bash has finally arrived!! I’m so grateful for the amount of love and support you guys have given me. Although this is my birthday week, I wanted to spend it with you guys and give us both something we can enjoy :) I love every single one of you guys and I hope you like this!

Now I’m in my feels 

Way up in the clouds somewhere now 

Don’t know what’s real 

Working at the Java Cup, Steve dealt with a lot of different people. Tired students, doctors and nurses coming and going from shifts, and everyone in between. During the six months of his employment there only one customer seemed to catch his attention, you. 

From the moment you walked in he knew he was fucked. With one kid on your hip and the other in the stroller, you already had him in the palm of your hand. No matter what, rain or shine, you and your two kids always came in with bright smiles. Although a lot of your interactions were small talk or your older son trying to, his heart infatuation for you every single time. 

You were so fucking beautiful and Steve was nothing but a fool for you. So many times he would go home and just pray that you weren’t taken, that maybe somewhere written in the stars there was a chance for him. 

Steve wanted to ask you out but every single time he chickened out, throwing out multiple cup sleeves that had horrible puns written on them in the process. Ever since getting broken up with by Nancy, his self esteem and confidence dropped. No matter how many times his best friend and coworker, Robin, tried to talk some sense into him, he just couldn’t do it. 

It was comical watching him stutter and blush scarlet every time you would speak, tripping over his words like it was his first time ever talking. Because he was so smitten with you, his insecurities grew and poking fun at him any time he would think about possibly asking you out.

Here you were, a pretty mom with two adorable kids that he adored, so sweet and kind to him, and so far out of his league. There was no pot at the end of this rainbow for Steve, but he continued to chase it in hopes that maybe, just maybe he was wrong.

Now it's been six months and Steve has run out of steam, his legs growing tired and his lungs burning with exhaustion with how long he's been running. So, he's decided that it's time to give up on his mission to of getting to the finish line.

There was no point to continue trying, not when you're probably more than happy with the father of your children, going home to your white picket fence and happy home. So he pulled back, watched from behind the counter, and continued to daydream about the life he's always wanted.

“You know you could just go talk to her, right?” Robin’s voice is louder than she thinks, the low music and hum of the espresso machine doing little to cover it up. 

“Say it louder, why don’t you.” Rolling his eyes, Steve continues to wipe down the counter that he’s been working on for the past ten minutes. 

“I’m just sayin’, it’s kind of pathetic and creepy that you’re always staring.” Shrugging her shoulders nonchalantly, the brunette girl runs her hands down her black apron. “Besides, what’s the worst that could happen?” 

“What’s the worst-” Turning on his heel quickly, Steve stares at his best friend with wide eyes, “Robin, there is a laundry list of things that could go wrong.” 

“Yeah? Try me.” Crossing her ankle over the other, Robin leans on the sink with a waiting look.

“Firstly, she could be married,” Steve starts counting on his finger. 

“No ring on her finger.” Robin counters. 

“Well she’s a mom with two kids, I doubt she has time for a twenty something, no good, barista that barely has his life together.” 

“EEEEEEEE WRONG,” She makes a loud buzzer noise, “One you aren’t no good, you’re actually a really great person who needs to see just how amazing he is. Two, you may be a barista who can barely keep his life together but, you’re reliable and take care of yourself, not to mention you have your own car and place, more than other twenty somethings. And lastly, you’re also a mother to a group of teenagers, so it works perfectly.” 

Dropping his hands down to his sides, Steve lets the words settle into his heart. He was a good person, he did have a good impression with the gaggle of kids he sometimes watches, and he did have some of his life together.

“Okay well, she could reject me and I will not only lose more of my confidence but I’ll also lose my favorite customer.” Sighing in defeat, he whips the rag that still sits in his hand over his shoulder. "Either way, I gave up on that dream a long time ago."

Robin shakes her head, stepping forward to the boy she calls her best friend and shakes him by the shoulders. “You are Steve ‘the hair’ Harrington! There was a reason everyone called you king Steve and it wasn’t just because you were a huge dick.” 

“Hey!!” Steve raises his voice in defeat and she waves him off continuing her peptalk. 

“Listen, I know that lady killer is somewhere in there,” She pokes at his chest, “So you’re gonna put your big boy panties on, walk up to her and ask her out! I’m sick and tired of watching you look all sad and depressing, so you’re going to do as I say or I’ll do it for you.” Smiling brightly at him, the girl taps him lovingly on the shoulder.

Robin may be a lot of things, including annoying, but a liar is not one of them. Steve knows that she will one hundred percent walk up to you, throw him under the bus, with a mega-watt smile as she does it.

Watching his friend walk around the counter with a broom and dust pan in hand, her head turns to wear your sat at a table by the front window, talking to your older son, rocking your baby in the stroller with your foot. Turning her attention back to Steve, she smiles wickedly and turns slightly like she’s heading your way. Anxiety rises in the back of his throat, heartbeat picking up and banging hard in his chest.

“Fine, I’m going just- fuck off.” It comes out through gritted teeth. Running a shaking hand down the front of his apron, Steve rounds the counter muttering something under his breath.

As he walks to the table, Robin gives him two thumbs up and an exaggerated smile to which he replies by simply throwing a middle finger up at her.

As he steps closer to your table the thought of turning back around and hiding in the back room comes into mind.

There’s no pot of gold here, only gray clouds and roaring thunder. He can turn back now and continue his sorrowful journey of pining.

But then he looks at you, smiling and laughing at something the young boy next to you said, eyes squeezed shut and head thrown back. What a beautiful way to die, Steve thinks. The thunder and lightning is all worth it when he gets to see you as he takes his final breaths.

“H-hey,” His voice is wobbly, nervousness clearly showing as he speaks.

“Hi Steve.” Your eyes meet his, saccharine smile tugging on the corners of your lips.

“Hi steeb!” The young boy next to you waves while clutching a red crayon in his tiny hand.

“Hi Aidan. How are you little man?” Steve seems to loosen up a bit, the presence of your son lets him exhale just slightly.

“M’colorin a pixture.” The small boy’s tongue pokes between his lips, eyebrows furrowed in concentration as he draws what looks like a demented stick figure.

“It looks good, little dude.” Steve encourages, cooing sweetly at him.

“Fanks.” Still focusing on his picture, the smaller boy grabs a different crayon from the box that sits on the table.

“What’s up, Steve?” You ask, still rocking the stroller back and forth with your tennis shoe covered foot.

“Oh-h yeah, um I was just gonna ask, ah what you were doing.” Just like a switch, he’s back to being a fumbling doofus.

You giggle at him and he feels his cheeks tingle with heat. Looking between the two kids, you look back up to the older man in front of you.

“Well, I’m enjoying a coffee while Aidan colors and Bella naps peacefully.” You nod your head slowly, eyeing the barista questioningly.

Steve wants to slap a hand on his forehead, embarrassed by the fact he can’t even formulate one sentence.

“Yeah, no I see that. Seems fun, I mean not fun but like ya know, seems-“ His stammering is cut off by your soft voice.

“Are you okay? You seem really nervous.” Your eyebrows are pinched together, worry painted on your features.

“Me? I’m great, fantastic!” It comes enthusiastic and way louder than he intended, so loud that Robin hears and instantly facepalms.

“Well, that’s great Steve.” You’re still eyeing him suspiciously and he really wants to jump ship.

“I’m just gonna go and do my ugh, my stuff.” Hooking a thumb over his shoulder, spinning on the ball of his feet leaving before he can say anything else embarrassing.

No, he can’t leave now, not when he’s made it this close to the finish line. This is what he’s been waiting for, the treasure he’s been searching for. It’s no or never and he can’t go back to praying the same prayer that somewhere in this universe you two were destined to be.

With a new found confidence, he turns right back into the eye of the storm and faces it head strong.

“Actually, I came over here because I wanted to know if maybe you’d like to go out sometime.” His chest is puffed out like, more sure of himself than he’s ever been.

The confidence that’s surging through him starts to falter when he reads your expression. You, and Aidan who has now stopped coloring, stare at him with bugged out eyes and gaping mouths.

“Only if that’s okay with you and all. If you want you can bring the kids along and we can go get ice cream and stuff but if you need it I have some friends who are great with kids and who will be willing to babysit for you.” He’s back peddling, trying to give you a way out in case you want to reject him it won’t hurt so bad.

“Oh Steve,” it’s said with pity and he knows the lighting strike is about to hit, “I-I’m not their mom.”

“Yeah no I get it, sorry if I- wait..” Stopping in his tracks, he looks back and forth between you and the small boy, connecting the dots in his head. “You’re not their mom?”

You and Aidan share a look before giggling together. Gazing back up at the flustered man in front of you, you smile kindly at him.

“No, I’m their nanny, Steve. Although I love them like they’re my own, they’re not.”

“Oh.” Steve continues to stare at you, his pretty pink lips in the shape of an O.

“Yeah, I just watch these little guys.” You shrug your shoulders.

“That’s still cool, I mean the offer still stands.” Even though he’s confused, his voice is a little shaky when he asks.

“Do the kids still have to come?” You ask and Aidan shouts an offended “hey”.

“I mean they can if you want, it’s all up to you.” He eyes you, waiting for your reaction but your expression doesn’t give him much to go on.

“Hmmm, I’m going to have to ask my trusted right hand man.” Holding a finger up at him, you leave over to the smaller boy next to you.

Aidan covers you hear with a small hand trying to cover the movements of his lips, even though Steve can still his his muffled whispers from where he stands.

Shaking your head, you repeat back uh huh’s to him, taking everything that’s being said seriously.

Moving back to your upright position, you stare at Steve with a serious gaze.

“Well, my counsel says I should go but you have to buy me ice cream. No buts about it.” Your straight face begins to falter when Steve’s white teeth shine at you.

“Yeah, I’ll get you whatever ice cream you want.” Steve bobs his head, cheeks flaring pink and eyes shining brightly.

“You can’t kiss, only mommies and daddies do dat stuff.” Aidan pipes in and Steve can’t help but chuckle with how the little boys face is scrunched up with intensity.

“Yes sir.” Steve gives the little boy a solute, while sending you a sneaky wink, and the kid quickly accepts.

“So, I’ll text you?” Steve asks

“Yeah, I’d like that.” Your bottom lip is tucked between your teeth as you say it.

“Okay, cool cool. I’ll ah, see you later.” Steve nods his head, backing away from the table slowly.

Sprinting to the backroom, he sees Robin who pretends like she hasn’t been listening in.

“Robs, I fucking did it!” Steve whisper yells, still cautious knowing your still out there.

“I honestly thought you were gonna back out for a second! I’m so proud of you for hanging in there!”

The two of them start hopping around like jumping beans, beaming so brightly they can outshine any star in the sky.

“So you got her number?” Robin asks, heavily breathing from all their excitement.

“Fuck-“ stopping dead in his tracks, Steve bolts to the door and back out to the front.

That’s where he finds you’ve already left and he’s heartbroken. The only memory that you were even there is your lingering perfume that sticks to the air.

You’ll probably be back some time soon but he’s still a little let down knowing he didn’t fully seal the deal. Looking closely at the table, he notices Aidan left one of his drawings.

Picking up the paper, he looks at it closely realizing Aidan didn’t leave it, you did.

Steve,

You left before I could give you my number. I didn’t want to disrupt your little party or anything.

Can’t wait to get that ice cream.

-your favorite customer

683-027-9305

Folding up the paper, Steve sticks it in the pocket of his apron.

“Don’t worry Steve, she’ll be back.” Robin calls out from behind the counter, apparently not seeing the little not that was left.

“I know she will.” It’s said quietly but the smile on his lips isn’t.

It’s beautiful on this side of the rainbow, Steve thinks, the pot of gold was so worth all the work. Robin was right, he still had it.

Thank you all for joining me on this second day of my celebration!!! I hope you all enjoy!! Love you all ❤️

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[cyberloveyou]

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[toomagazineperfection]

You are so perfect of new.

Unka seekna tere me hai.

Of new achings that several years of time ahead knows.

Un ankho ka saval nahi.

If you love the arch of life, you.

Belawz ka sawara.

Jaise kwaab be basekhi.

Tera ishq ka lag java.

Manath aankh ki hai.

If wrong is right. Then time is ticking. People are leaving. You don't. Uska badala.

If the waring time knows her too. She is the time ache. The sun-burn.

Here is the end of the new. Of the new sun started praying wars of this touching wars and suddenly, moons knew.

Fates of kindred lies all speak of.

Roona, soona, peena uska hua.

Of crying, knowing is feeling.

Am I half a human. I murdered hell to sort her.

If the new fate disturbed us. In the lie, waking happened.

In the moon, life loved.

Bege har hadh hai.

Dil ke ese bashan.

Life wrote itself on her, through her, from her. How do I ?

Bin tere dil iska daas nahi.

Her.

Sunidhi

[lazeecomet]

god damn INTERNAL tech support yesterday gave me a procedure on dumping logs that i knew was going to fail when i had to connect to the robot via Internet Explorer

so i launched compatibility mode

and i got a warning about needing java to use all webpages

and i got flashbacks to the fucking SmartMotor tomfuckery that consumed a whole day

and then it told me i could not proceed unless i had installed VERY outdated software and served me a link to Sun Microsystems (stopped existing in 2010) to download a Virtual Machine to safely run said known Obsolete Software With Unpatched Security (you know who you are)

I know we are better then this. i HAVE on my laptop the Robot Control Utility we built in house to address the whole IE thing. so i just fumbled my way though the menus trying to figure out how to download the things mentioned in the procedure and fired back an email apologizing for the incomplete logs because i dont have a VM from Sun FUCKING MICROSYSTEMS

anyways im better now because after many non-helpful exchanges in this email thread i eventually just started looking for dead shorts on the circuit boards and found a relay that picked a fight with Ohms Law, lost, and was burned at the stake. never had i thought the smell of magic smoke would mean the smell of victory

at least i hope so. we'll find out when the parts arrive after thanksgiving

[douchebagbrainwaves]

I WOULD HAVE BEEN DELIGHTED IF I'D REALIZED IN COLLEGE THAT THERE WERE PARTS OF THE WORLD THAT DIDN'T CORRESPOND TO REALITY, AND WORKED FROM THAT

So were the early Lisps. We're Jeff and Bob and we've built an easy to use web-based database as a system to allow people to collaboratively leverage the value of whatever solution you've got so far. This probably indicates room for improvement.1 What would you pay for right now?2 If you'd proposed at the time.3 I've read that the same is true in the military—that the swaggering recruits are no more likely to know they're being stupid. And yet by far the biggest problem.4

If you want to keep out more than bad people. I am self-indulgent in the sense of being very short, and also on topic. Another way to figure out how to describe your startup in one compelling phrase. Most people have learned to do a mysterious, undifferentiated thing we called business. The Facebook was just a way for readers to get information and to kill time, a way for readers to get information and to kill time, a programming language unless it's also the scripting language of MIT. Committees yield bad design. When you demo, don't run through a catalog of features. A couple weeks ago I had a thought so heretical that it really surprised me. If we want to fix the bad aspects of it—the things to remember if you want to start startups, they'll start startups.5

Cobol and hype Ada, Java also play a role—but I think it is the worry that made the broken windows theory famous, and the larger the organization, the more extroverted of the two paths should you take?6 And a safe bet is enough.7 Though in a sense attacking you. They didn't become art dealers after a difficult choice between that and a career in the hard sciences.8 You can, however, which makes me think I was wrong to emphasize demos so much before. Kids help. But the short version is that if you trust your instincts about people. That's becoming the test of mattering to hackers. One of the most successful startups almost all begin this way.9

But something is missing: individual initiative. He got away with it, but unless you're a captivating speaker, which most hackers aren't, it's better to play it safe. But if you want to avoid writing them. What you should learn as an intellectual exercise, even though you won't actually use it: Lisp is worth learning for the profound enlightenment experience you will have when you finally get it; that experience will make you think What did I do before x? If you had a handful of users who love you, and merely to call it an improved version of Python.10 The political correctness of Common Lisp probably expected users to have text editors that would type these long names for them. Be careful to copy what makes them good, rather than the company that solved that important problem. Since a successful startup founder, but that has not stood in the way of redesign.11 I would have been the starting point for their reputation. Whatever the upper limit is, we are clearly not meant to work in a big program.

I know because I've seen it burn off.12 For us the main indication of impending doom is when we don't hear from you. Maxim magazine publishes an annual volume of photographs, containing a mix of pin-ups and grisly accidents. One of the most important thing a community site can do is attract the kind of people who use the phrase software engineering shake their heads disapprovingly. We've barely given a thought to how to live with it. The usual way to avoid being taken by surprise by something is to be consciously aware of it.13 It took us a few iterations to learn to trust our senses. Gmail was one of the founders are just out of college, or even make sounds that tell what's happening.

And odds are that is in fact normal in a startup. For example, if you're starting a company whose only purpose is patent litigation. You're just looking for something to spark a thought.14 Wireless connectivity of various types can now be taken for granted.15 There is not a lot of wild goose chases, but I've never had a good way to look at what you've done in the cold light of morning, and see all its flaws very clearly. What sort of company might cause people in the future, and the classics.16 001 and understood it, for example. One trick is to ask yourself whether you'll care about it in the future. You need to use a trojan horse: to give people an application they want, including Lisp.

Notes

So it may be that some of the economy. Angels and super-angels will snap up stars that VCs miss.

I mean no more than most people, you would never have come to accept that investors are induced by startups is that they've focused on different components of it. I thought there wasn't, because people would do fairly well as down.

Thanks to Paul Buchheit adds: Paul Buchheit for the linguist and presumably teacher Daphnis, but it is. We're sometimes disappointed when a startup is taking the Facebook that might work is a sufficiently identifiable style, you should probably be multiple blacklists. I'm compressing the story.

Good and bad luck. The solution was a new search engine, but it is very polite and b the local startups also apply to the prevalence of systems of seniority. The University of Vermont: The First Industrial Revolution happen earlier? An earlier version of the companies fail, no matter how good you are listing in order to test whether that initial impression holds up.

So what ends up happening is that the lack of transparency. Letter to Ottoline Morrell, December 1912. Loosely speaking.

On Bullshit, Princeton University Press, 2005. Ashgate, 1998. No big deal.

Strictly speaking it's impossible to succeed in a startup to be important ones. The earnings turn out to be significantly pickier.

Many famous works of anthropology. You have to disclose the threat to potential investors are interested in graphic design. Japanese are only arrows on parts with unexpectedly sharp curves. Peter, Why Are We Getting a Divorce?

Microsoft could not have raised: Re: Revenge of the ingredients in our case, companies' market caps do eventually become a manager. I took so long.

The moment I do in a couple hundred years or so and we ran into Muzzammil Zaveri, and logic.

There need to import is broader, ranging from designers to programmers to electrical engineers. Parker, op.

We don't use Oracle. It should not try too hard to tell them what to think about where those market caps do eventually become a genuine addict. Cell phone handset makers are satisfied to sell the product ASAP before wasting time building it. One YC founder who used to build their sites.

In fact the secret weapon of the web and enables a new airport.

An Operational Definition. The rest exist to satisfy demand among fund managers for venture capital as an idea that was more rebellion which can vary a lot of face to face meetings.

And in World War II had disappeared in a startup you have the least important of the causes of the startup.

It's more in the old version, I want to give each customer the impression that math is merely boring, whereas bad philosophy is worth more, because the kind of social engineering—A Spam Classification Organization Program. I spent some time trying to describe what's happening till they measure their returns.

Thanks to Robert Morris, Harj Taggar, Peter Norvig, Sarah Harlin, Jackie McDonough, Eric Raymond, Fred Wilson, Trevor Blackwell, and Dan Giffin for sparking my interest in this topic.

[healthyglamessence]

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How Does Java Burn Work?

Java Burn is simple to use. Java Burn comes in a box of 30 single-serve sachets. Each Java Burn packet contains a powder. When you add the powder into your nice cup of coffee, it dissolves immediately. Then you take a sip of your coffee. Because the powder has no flavor, it will not alter the flavor of your coffee.

The EGCG, green tea extract, L-theanine, and chromium in coffee work together with the chlorogenic acid, caffeine, and other natural components to create a proven metabolism-boosting mix that can help you lose weight faster. Users do not need to be concerned about the type of coffee they drink. It can work with Java Burn as long as it contains caffeine and chlorogenic acid, which are two natural components found in coffee. Anything added to coffee, such as cream or sugar, does not affect how Java Burn works.

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How Does Java Burn Coffee Supports Weight Loss

Java Burn coffee is a powerful supporter in the weight loss journey, blending natural ingredients to aid wellness. Its unique formula boosts metabolism and helps burn calories efficiently. Adding Java Burn coffee to your daily routine promotes healthy weight management by targeting stubborn fat.

Crafted with natural components like green tea extract, Java Burn coffee enhances metabolic rates and reduces cravings, aiding weight loss efforts. Its quality and safety are assured with production in FDA-approved facilities. With consistent use, Java Burn coffee can help users achieve their desired weight loss goals and improve overall health.

Ingredients of Java Burn

Green Tea Extract: This ingredient is rich in antioxidants and helps speed up metabolism, assisting in shedding excess weight.

Chromium: It helps in regulating blood sugar levels, potentially reducing cravings and aiding in weight control.

L-Carnitine: It supports the transportation of fatty acids into cells, facilitating the burning of fat for energy.

L-Theanine: Known for its calming properties, L-Theanine can help reduce stress-related eating habits and support weight loss endeavors.

Chlorogenic Acid: Derived from green coffee beans, this compound may help lower blood sugar levels and promote fat loss.

Benefits of Using Java Burn

Enhanced Metabolism: Java Burn boosts metabolism, helping the body burn calories more efficiently and aiding in weight loss.

Appetite Control: It helps manage cravings and reduces the desire for unnecessary snacks, supporting healthier eating habits and weight management.

Increased Energy Levels: Java Burn provides a natural energy lift, keeping you active throughout the day and potentially enhancing physical performance.

Targeted Fat Reduction: It helps target stubborn fat areas like the belly and thighs, leading to more effective weight loss outcomes.

Improved Focus and Mental Clarity: Java Burn may sharpen focus and mental performance, keeping you alert and attentive to your weight loss objectives.

Blood Sugar Regulation: Some Java Burn ingredients assist in regulating blood sugar levels, promoting overall health.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q1: Is Java Burn safe for consumption? A1: Yes, Java Burn is crafted with natural ingredients in FDA-approved facilities in the USA, ensuring safety and quality. It's a reliable choice for those seeking a safe weight loss solution.

Q2: How does Java Burn coffee aid in weight loss? A2: Java Burn coffee harnesses the power of natural ingredients to support weight loss efforts. Its unique blend promotes metabolism and fat burning, making it an effective addition to your weight loss journey.

Q3: Where can I purchase Java Burn coffee? A3: You can buy Java Burn coffee directly from the official website to ensure authenticity and quality. Avoid counterfeit products and enjoy special discounts available exclusively on our website.

Q4: Are there any discounts available for Java Burn? A4: Yes, Java Burn offers discounts of up to 86% off on select packages. Visit the official website to take advantage of these exclusive offers and start your weight loss journey at a discounted price.

Q5: What are the natural ingredients used in Java Burn? A5: Java Burn is made with natural ingredients known for their weight loss properties, including green tea extract, L-Carnitine, and chlorogenic acid. These ingredients work synergistically to support your weight loss goals.

Q6: Can I find Java Burn coffee on Amazon? A6: No, Java Burn coffee is exclusively available on the official website. Purchasing directly ensures product authenticity and quality control, along with access to exclusive discounts and offers.

Q7: Is Java Burn suitable for vegetarians and vegans? A7: Yes, Java Burn is suitable for vegetarians and vegans as it contains no animal-derived ingredients. It's a plant-based supplement crafted with natural ingredients to support your weight loss journey.

Q8: How long does it take to see results with Java Burn? A8: Results may vary, but many users experience noticeable changes within a few weeks of regular use. Consistency is key, so continue taking Java Burn as directed to achieve your desired weight loss goals.

Q9: What is the recommended dosage of Java Burn? A9: The recommended dosage of Java Burn is one serving per day, preferably in the morning with your coffee. Follow the instructions on the packaging for optimal results.

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Checklist for Hiring AI Developers in UAE: Skills, Experience, and More

Artificial Intelligence (AI) isn't just a cool talking point anymore-it's steering the latest breakthroughs in almost every field. Whether a business uses AI to tidy up customer chats, guess future sales, or serve products that feel hand-tailored, the smart tech now sits at the heart of its game plan. Right here in the UAE, companies are scrambling to find AI developers who can keep that momentum going. Yet the very hunger for talent makes it tough to spot and land the perfect candidate.

If your firm wants to Hire AI Developers in the UAE, a no-nonsense hiring checklist can save time and headaches. The step-by-step guide below shows you how to search for, assess, and smoothly onboard skilled AI pros so they stick around and push your goals forward.

Why Hiring the Right AI Developer Matters in the UAE Context?

The UAE is fast becoming the Middle East's tech capital, fueled by bold plans like the UAE 2031 AI Strategy and huge spending on smart cities, fintech, logistics, and next-gen healthcare. All that progress has sparked a turf war for AI brains, and only companies with a sharp hiring process will grab the talent they need.

Bringing a poor developer on board can mean late projects, weak AI results, and money down the drain. In contrast, the right person adds solid tech skills, real-world know-how, and the know-how to grow your AI solution with your market.

The Ultimate Checklist for Hiring AI Developers in UAE:

Here is a no-nonsense list of traits and skills to seek when bringing AI developers into your UAE team.

1. Foundational Technical Skills

Before you look at years worked or shiny badges, confirm that any candidate masters the basics of AI and machine learning. Key skills include:

Programming Languages: Python rules the field; know-how in R, Java, or C++ is a plus.

Data Structures & Algorithms: These keep the code clean and fast.

Math & Statistics: Solid grasp of linear algebra, calculus, and probability fuels good models.

Libraries & Frameworks: Experience with TensorFlow, PyTorch, or Scikit-learn must match your project.

Cloud Services: Comfort with AWS (SageMaker), Google Cloud AI, or Azure Machine Learning is vital.

A sturdy foundation lets developers craft reliable models today and pivot to tomorrows tools with ease.

2. Real-World Project Work

Talent you spot on a resume don't always deliver results. If you plan to hire AI developers in the UAE, put genuine project work at the top of your checklist. Ask them for:

A clean portfolio or up-to-date GitHub page

Samples of apps that run on AI tech

Brief case studies that detail how their system solved a problem

Work with live data streams and APIs

Positions where they led AI roll-outs in retail, healthcare, logistics or fintech

Extra credit goes to anyone who tackled UAE challenges-arabic NLP, e-commerce trends in the region, or smart-city links.

3. Solid Know-How of UAE Rules and Data Law

AI doesn't run in a legal vacuum. Your developers need clear know-how of UAE data laws and compliance hot spots, including:

Health data (think DHA and MOH rules)

Finance work (see Central Bank cyber standards)

Cross-border transfers and GDPR ties when overseas clients appear

Bringing on team members who get the local rules cuts risk and keeps your AI tools ethical and by the book.

4. Soft Skills and Communication

Building AI systems is nearly never a one-person show. Coders team up with data pros, product leads, and now and then the end-users themselves. Because of that, soft skills matter just as much as coding chops:

Writing and talking about tech in everyday language

Hopping smoothly between different team roles

Seeing problems as puzzles to solve, not roadblocks

Keeping cool when project plans change overnight

In the hectic, mix-of-cultures UAE market, good people skills can set a project on fire-or keep it from burning down.

5. Domain Knowledge

When AI builders know the business inside and out, ideas turn into value much faster. Think of the shortcuts they can take:

In retail: customer tags, better product suggestions

In healthcare: clearer scans, smarter diagnosis tips

In real estate: sharper price models, hot lead scoring

In logistics: quicker routes, spot-on demand forecasts

So, whether your office sits in Dubai, Abu Dhabi, or Sharjah, looking for developers with real-world know-how keeps your AI work on-target and ready to make money.

6. Experience with Edge Technologies and Integrations

AI usually works best when teamed up with other smart tools. Developers who grasp these pairings stand out:

IoT plus Edge AI for next-gen smart city sensors.

NLP that runs in many languages on customer service chatbots.

Computer vision for spotting theft or tracking store traffic.

RPA that zips through internal tasks without human clicks.

In the UAEs fast-growing innovation hubs, cross-trained devs are already ticketed for top projects.

7. Understanding of AI Ethics and Bias Mitigation

Poorly managed AI can echo old biases and cause real harm. Great developers stay alert to:

Fairness, openness, and clear lines of responsibility.

Skewed data that trains models to make one-sided calls.

How automated choices affect different cultures and communities.

Bringing on teammates who place ethics first is vital in the UAEs diverse landscape.

Cultural Fit and Work Ethic

Hiring on-paper skill alone won't keep an AI team productive. Look for engineers who:

Share your company mission

Respect deadlines

Crave new knowledge and tools

Can keep pace with the UAE's rapid tech scene

Whether you're a Dubai Internet City startup or an Abu Dhabi agency, the right fit keeps your AI unit healthy.

References and Client Testimonials

Always ask past bosses or clients for stories. These checks show:

Projects were finished on time

The developers communication clicked

Problems were untangled independently

They acted with integrity and professionalism

If you can, call firms that tackled similar UAE projects so you know what to expect.

Willingness to Sign NDAs and IP Agreements

AI work often touches secret data and unique code. Confirm that the developer will sign:

Non-disclosure agreements (NDAs)

Intellectual property (IP) transfer terms

Work-for-hire documents

Guarding your intellectual assets is crucial in crowded fields like fintech or e-commerce, where AI can set you apart.

Where to Find and Hire Top AI Developers in the UAE?

Now that you know what to look for, where can you actually hire AI developers in the UAE?

Here are a few trusted routes:

Specialized AI shops like WDCS Technology that provide pre-screened talent ready to start.

Innovation hubs and incubators such as Dubai Future Foundation or Abu Dhabi's Hub71.

Freelance boards like Upwork, Toptal, or LinkedIn-be sure to check for local experience.

Engineering schools including Khalifa University and Heriot-Watt, both churning out AI grads.

Working with local devs or UAE-based teams usually means smoother talk, faster contracts, and a team that gets the local market.

Red Flags to Avoid While Hiring

Even with a good checklist, bad hires still sneak in. Stay alert if a candidate:

Has no live portfolio, GitHub, or public code example to show.

Won't take a short coding test or demo session.

Struggles to explain what they actually did on past projects.

Dodges questions about ethics, data privacy, or bias.

Leans too much on ChatGPT or no-code tools instead of real logic.

Remember, you are hiring a problem-tackler, not just a keyboard-thumping coder.

Final Thoughts

The United Arab Emirates is steering ahead with digital change, and artificial intelligence is riding shotgun. Even so, any AI project will only thrive when talented, curious people are the ones building it. Work through the checklist above, and you can hire UAE AI developers who fit both the code and the company culture.

Whether you plan to launch a smart app, streamline tasks, or turn raw data into clear choices,C bringing in the right minds isthecrucialfirstmove.

Ready to Hire the Right AI Talent in the UAE?

If you're set to speed up your AI plan, work with a name you can trust in the UAE. WDCS Technology links you to top-tier AI engineers, clear action plans, and deep local insight. Well craft systems that are fast, dependable, and built on solid ethical ground.

Contact us today and start hiring developers who turn ideas into real results.

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How I Turned My Morning Coffee into a Fat-Burning Habit

I never imagined that a small change in my coffee routine could make a big difference in my weight loss journey.

Java Burn is a tasteless powder you mix into your morning coffee — it works with your metabolism to help your body burn more calories.

Since I started using it, I’ve noticed more energy, reduced cravings, and better focus without any crash.

It’s easy, natural, and part of my daily habit now.

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Java Burn: The Coffee Hack That’s Helping People Burn Fat in 2025

What is Java Burn?

Java Burn is a flavorless, dissolvable powder you mix with your morning coffee. It blends instantly and works with your coffee’s caffeine to turn up your body’s metabolism, allowing you to burn calories all day long.

✅ No pills ✅ No meal replacements ✅ Just results that start with coffee

🔗 Start your transformation with Java Burn

🚀 Why Java Burn Works

Java Burn contains natural, clinically backed ingredients that:

Ignite fat-burning metabolism

Increase energy & focus

Crush food cravings

Support mood and immunity

Here’s the magic inside:

Green Tea Extract (EGCG) – Speeds up fat burning

L-Theanine – Keeps your focus sharp and energy steady

Chromium – Balances blood sugar and reduces hunger

Chlorogenic Acid – Slows carb absorption

Vitamin B6, B12 & D – Energize, protect, and nourish

🔗 Full Java Burn Ingredient Breakdown

☕ How to Use Java Burn

Super simple:

Brew your daily coffee ☕

Stir in 1 Java Burn packet

Sip as usual

Let your metabolism do the rest 🔥

It’s flavorless, mixes fast, and works best with your first cup of the day.

🔗 How to Use Java Burn for Best Results

🌟 Real People, Real Results

“I’ve lost 11 pounds in 5 weeks. No changes to my diet, just coffee + Java Burn.” “Finally, something that works with my schedule. I feel energized and in control.”

Thousands are already transforming their lives. You can too.

🔗 Read Java Burn Success Stories

🎯 Why Tumblr Loves Java Burn

Tumblr is full of:

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Its easy routine, visual appeal, and real results make it a content goldmine.

🔗 Why Java Burn is a 2025 wellness trend

📌 Java Burn Quick Links:

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🔗 How Java Burn Boosts Metabolism

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🔗 Ingredients & Research Backing

🔗 Before & After Results

🧠 Final Thought

If you drink coffee daily, Java Burn is the easiest wellness upgrade you can make. No stress, no hype—just a smarter way to support your body.

✅ Burn fat ✅ Boost focus ✅ Feel better naturally

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Java Burn: The Natural Metabolism Booster Revolutionizing Weight Loss in 2025

What is Java Burn?

Java Burn is a powdered supplement formulated to supercharge your metabolism when combined with your daily cup of coffee. It’s made with a powerful blend of natural ingredients like green tea extract, L-theanine, and chromium, each chosen for their ability to support fat-burning, energy levels, and focus.

Unlike other supplements that come in pills or capsules, Java Burn is tasteless and dissolves quickly in coffee, meaning you get all its benefits without altering your morning routine.

👉 Learn more: Java Burn Official Website

Why Java Burn Works So Well

Metabolic Acceleration Java Burn’s thermogenic formula increases your body’s resting metabolic rate, helping you burn more calories even when you’re not exercising.

Enhanced Nutrient Synergy Coffee is rich in antioxidants and caffeine—when combined with Java Burn, this synergy magnifies fat oxidation and improves your overall metabolism.

Appetite Regulation With the inclusion of L-theanine and chromium, Java Burn also helps stabilize blood sugar levels and reduce cravings, supporting consistent calorie intake.

Boosted Mental Clarity & Energy Say goodbye to afternoon crashes. Java Burn keeps you energized throughout the day without the jitters or crashes of traditional stimulants.

Key Ingredients That Power Java Burn

Green Tea Extract – Known for its catechins, particularly EGCG, which is linked to increased fat burning.

Chromium – Supports blood sugar regulation and reduces hunger spikes.

L-theanine – Enhances mental focus and counters the harsh effects of caffeine.

Chlorogenic Acid – Found in green coffee beans, it helps reduce carbohydrate absorption and improve fat metabolism.

Vitamin B6, B12, and D – Help regulate energy production and hormone balance.

All ingredients in Java Burn are vegetarian, gluten-free, non-GMO, and produced in an FDA-approved facility.

🟢 Check the full ingredient list here: Java Burn Ingredients

How to Use Java Burn for Maximum Results

Brew your regular morning coffee.

Mix in one sachet of Java Burn.

Stir well and enjoy.

It’s really that simple. No complicated schedules, no extra workouts—just your daily coffee supercharged for weight loss and energy.

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Real Results: What Users Are Saying

Thousands of users have already experienced amazing transformations using Java Burn. Common testimonials include:

“Java Burn gave me the energy I needed and the weight just started falling off.” “I’ve tried everything—this is the only thing that worked.” “It fits perfectly into my lifestyle. I don’t forget to take it because it’s part of my coffee routine.”

📖 Read full reviews here: Java Burn Testimonials

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Java Burn: An In-Depth, Educational Review

Exploring metabolism-boosting supplements can feel overwhelming—so let’s break down Java Burn in clear, science-based terms. In this review, we’ll examine the product’s formulation, the mechanisms behind its key ingredients, user experience considerations, and how it fits into a broader lifestyle approach.

🔍 What Is Java Burn?

Java Burn is a powdered supplement designed to dissolve in hot beverages (coffee, tea, etc.) with the goal of supporting metabolic health, sustainable energy, and appetite regulation. Unlike stimulant-heavy formulas, Java Burn emphasizes natural extracts and micronutrients that work synergistically.

🌱 Core Ingredients & Their Roles

Here’s a closer look at Java Burn’s primary components and what research tells us about their metabolic effects:

🔹 Green Tea Extract (EGCG):

Mechanism: Epigallocatechin gallate (EGCG) enhances thermogenesis (heat production) and fat oxidation.

Evidence: Multiple studies link EGCG to modest increases in calorie burning and lipid mobilization.

🔹 L-Theanine:

Mechanism: An amino acid that promotes mental calm and reduces the “jittery” side effects of caffeine.

Evidence: Research suggests L-theanine enhances focus and cognitive performance when paired with caffeine.

🔹 Chromium Picolinate:

Mechanism: A trace mineral influencing insulin sensitivity and blood sugar regulation.

Evidence: Some clinical trials indicate chromium can help modulate glucose metabolism, potentially reducing cravings.

🔹 Vitamin D3:

Mechanism: Plays a role in immune function and may impact muscle performance.

Evidence: Adequate vitamin D status correlates with improved muscle strength, which indirectly supports higher resting metabolic rates.

🔄 How Java Burn Integrates with Your Routine

Java Burn is meant to be a convenience-driven supplement:

Easy Mixing: The fine powder dissolves virtually without residue in 8–12 oz of hot liquid.

Flavor-Neutral: No detectable taste, so your favorite beverage’s profile remains unchanged.

Timing: Best taken in the morning with caffeine to leverage synergies between caffeine and other thermogenic ingredients.

📈 Potential Benefits & What to Expect

While individual responses vary, users may notice:

Mild Increase in Energy: Due to caffeine sensitization and L-theanine synergy.

Enhanced Focus: L-theanine’s calming effect can sharpen mental clarity.

Subtle Weight-Management Support: Green tea extract and chromium may aid fat metabolism and appetite control.

Important: Java Burn is not a standalone weight-loss solution. It complements a balanced diet, regular physical activity, and healthy sleep habits.

🧪 Scientific Context & Limitations

Magnitude of Effects: Meta-analyses show green tea extract can increase daily calorie burn by ~3–4%—modest but measurable.

Individual Variability: Genetics, baseline caffeine tolerance, and lifestyle factors influence outcomes.

Long-Term Safety: Ingredients are generally recognized as safe at recommended dosages; however, high caffeine consumers should monitor overall intake.

📝 User Experience Insights

Anecdotal reports often highlight:

Convenience: Users appreciate adding Java Burn to coffee rather than swallowing pills.

Mood & Focus: Many describe a smoother energy curve—less of the “crash” typical of straight caffeine.

Consistency Required: Daily use over several weeks yields clearer feedback on metabolic changes.

⚖️ Integrating Java Burn into a Holistic Lifestyle

To maximize benefits: 🍎 Pair with Nutritious Eating: Emphasize whole foods, lean proteins, and complex carbohydrates. 🏃 Stay Active: Combine cardiovascular and resistance training to elevate resting metabolic rate. 😴 Prioritize Sleep: Aim for 7–9 hours to regulate hormones like cortisol and ghrelin. 💧 Hydration & Stress Management: Both are pivotal for optimal metabolic function.

⚠️ Disclaimer

This review is intended for educational purposes only. It does not constitute medical advice. Always consult with a qualified healthcare professional before beginning any new dietary supplement, especially if you have underlying health conditions or are taking medications.

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Minecraft Mobs Lore (Java)

NOT a collection, just my mind wandering.

Zombie: Pretty clearly some kind of undead player. Despite clearly being dead, it posssess basic to moderately complex motoric functions (is capable of wielding a melee weapon but not capable/willing to use ranged weaponry), spacial awareness and certain social behaviour, since it is capable of calling for backup, grouping up in sieges, and recognising a player from a normal zombie despite the similar clothing and posture. Zombies have been shown to turn other living humanoids into zombies, so perhaps every instance of a zombie is a player that died to another zombie; in this scenario, it is unclear how the original zombie(s) would have emerged. Despite maintaining at least SOME respiratory and mental capabilities, all skin appears to be dead and/or rotten, ultimately leading to severe skin burns due to the body's inability to produce melanin. This is why rapid destruction and decomposition of the body occurs when in contact with sunlight.

Skeleton: The skeleton is more likely linked with the occult, given that it possesses superior intellectual and physical capability than zombies an even the average mob, but does not have a brain; in fact, it has no organs, muscles, or living tissue. It is unknown if the skeletons bone marrow is alive, but this is unlikely as marrow needs blood. Despite these limitations, the skeleton is very fast, ironically being faster than the horses it has been known to ride (which are also skeletons). It is presumed that skeletons are created either from an overreliance on totems of undying or a more direct insertion of life-extending magic that keeps them artificially alive even in death. Would have been assumed as the natural extension of a zombie, if it wasn't for the unexplainable increase in intelligence.

Spider: Spiders may seem outrageous compared to the small ones we have, but it makes sense; Spiders (even the non-cave spiders) live in caves and only come out to the surface at night. Unlike our world, which has tons of insects, the spider's diet can only consist of zombies (rotten), skeletons (inorganic), creepers (mechanical; only partly organic at best. Also explosive) and bats. They also lunge at the player when attacking, proving beyond a doubt that their strategy for eating is crawling to a corner and jumping to catch a bat mid-air.