#i am committed

[ablazenqueen]

+ bonus:

Spot The Difference game lost. Better luck next time, First.

[kaijumilf]

thinking about the time a really drunk guy and his wife tried incredibly hard to pick me up as their third for his 37th birthday and at one point during the conversation i showed him a picture of jamie and he took one look and went "oh wait. so youre like the dominant one in bed huh."

[dadrawingducks-blog]

[wrightandco]

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

[maedictus]

A couple of Thorin drawings

[oldbeecharmer]

gamers complaining about having to limit their ultra 3000 whatever setup to 60 fps on max settings because apparently that's not enough

meanwhile I'm playing bg3 on a potato at average 10 fps on the shittiest graphics and having a ball

[gremnda]

Hello Ethubs nation :]

no text version

[5ftboy]

How is Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves different from other blockbuster action films?

[bluegiragi]

new moon (part 3)

early access + nsfw on patreon

[ama-a93]

happy birthday eggs you are dearly missed :,)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

[xiewho]

no time to celebrate

[irbcallmefynn]

ATTENTION

Reblog to incinerate your followers' dashboards

[yenvengerberg]

tumblr likes to pretend it's the home of the quirky non-conformist kids but in reality it has one single braincell and that's currently screaming 'vanilla extract'

[hughmanbean]

Loving Threats

Inspired by a song and its remake. But I am trash at syncing lyrics to storybeats.

Danny and Jason met in the ghost zone when Jason was dead, but he forgot it all coming back to life. When the two of them were together, they went through the entire song and dance (literally) of asking each other out.

I'm serious. There were like 10 different musical scenes with varying themes. It was Fenton Romance at its finest. And Jason's old school romance heart was certainly played a large part too.

It was their love language. Dramatic acts, vague threats and all.

Post revival and reconnection with the Batfam, Jason spots a familiar face. A flood of memories wash through him, and with it a bout of giddiness. Though he's currently dressed as Red Hood, Danny'll be able to tell who he is and keep quiet. Just have to greet him in a way that he'll recognize.

---

Danny is out taking the kids for a walk. Dan was grumpy since he wasn't allowed any ecto chips, for both his health and as punishment for severely beating a guy who tried to mug Danny without permission yesterday. Ellie is quite cheerful, since she's going to visit the Crocodile and Zombie sewer-dudes when Danny's not looking.

All of a sudden, Red Hood, casually wielding a gun, approaches Danny. He makes an overly familiar gesture, wrapping an arm sideways around Danny's waist. He whistles under the hood, a faint green glow from the white eyespaces.

"Well who do we have here? You look half dead, honey."

Danny looked at him. Horrible pick up line? Check? Thin veneer of confidence? Check. Zero self control around Danny? Check.

Jason. The rancid ecto signature is new, though. Honestly, not surprised he's a crime lord now.

"Well, you know how it is. The kids have been running me ragged. And you sure haven't been any help."

Danny puts on an innocent smile. Jason sidles closer. A few bystanders watch them with varied expressions.

"Well you don't need to worry about that now. How about you and I go somewhere more private?"

---

"A crime boss, huh?"

Dan is raiding the fridge. Ellie is watching a fight on TV.

"It was a... necessary step. I promise I would've visited you sooner if I had known."

"It's fine. What else happened while you were gone?"

"Well..."

[nouverx]

I love when he does the :3 mouth who gave this murderous deer man the right to be so adorable