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#i dont know how they dont start laughing
sea-jello · 1 year
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one thing i find really funny about watching singing videos is when they have a long note so they just have their mouths open for like a solid 5 seconds and the longer i stare at them the weirder human faces look
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Okay, but like, why did they have to do the Scooby-doo villain run?!?!
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stickyvoidpaper · 8 months
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I feel like steph and Jason have inside jokes.
Steph: God, why the hell do you give more leniency to Damian than anyone else. He's an asshole.
Jason: ... You promise not to tell anyone.
Steph, leaning in: Tell me everything you know right now
Jason: Everytime he gets a little too annoying, a little too up his own ass, I just think - "I fucked your mom", it does wonders to the psyche.
Steph losing her mind : What The fuck
Jason: It also works for Dick, you know how broken up he was about Kori.
Steph: WHAT
later
Steph: damn my moms being really annoying about studying, saying I should get my head down and focus.
Jason : Hey, you should introduce me to her, I'm sure I could find a way to distract her.
Steph : STAY AWAY FROM MY MOM
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surreal-duck · 1 year
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good morning!
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theautisticjedi · 7 months
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Me after watching the FNAF Movie: Haha wow William is kinda hot haha. But I'm only attracted to movie William.
One month later: Okay maybe some fan interpretations of William are hot. But that's it!
Two months later: Why Dave Miller kinda...
Three months later: I think I get why people wanna fuck Springtrap now.
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kiwibongos · 10 months
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giggles maniacally and plops this here
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puhpandas · 8 months
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Tony and Vanessas relationship through Gregory can be something so personal
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elecmon · 4 months
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Not to completely change the subject but I'm getting the stitches removed from another mole extraction for, haha and get this, get that Womp Womp noise machine ready!!
Potentially mmoooorrreeeeee skin c*ncerrrrrrrrr. Ahahahaaaaaaaahhhh
Anyway getting them cut off in 7ish hours, and to no one's surprised I'm too stressed out to sleep
Got an email earlier today that the results of the testing are in, so at least that can get over with too (originally they had said it was gonna be a 12~14 day wait, but the stitches would be removed in 10 days)
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faaun · 5 months
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procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally
#on my friends living room floor they love together but one of them has been london for weeks or maybe months#to be with her love. im on a foam mattress from one of their beds next to a glass bottle of water opened by one of them#in a mug given to me by another. the weather felt like my childhood today and it also felt like 2 years ago.#(put space in the heavens Einstein's idea and hes your friend too so nothing to fear) around the table they drank and laughed and i thought#i hope you keep growing so full with the love you receive . i hope your appetite becomes insatiable from how used to it you are#and i know youre all leaving soon but i hope one day you miss this and that youll be happy you miss it#its worth missing i think#i thought he didnt care but he said after exams hes going walk around this area over and over#(this is near where he lived and where we visited almost daily for a year)#(hed come across the bridge on a lake)#we went where she used to live and at the entrance a fox sat calmly. it just yawned and stared.#it felt important somehow. i think maybe their impressions of me will never be close to how i feel inside but i think#i love them enough for that not to matter. i dont think theyll ever know this. i dont think if they did it would change much.#and seeing them smile makes my heart glow anyway. today i tried their malaysian tea the ginger burned my throat#they warmed my heart. hes going to canada soon and hes going to the US soon and shes going everywhere soon ill never understand#how were supposed to live with memories and with seperation and with the past but we do it anyway so i think it doesnt matter much#i wanted to write a poem for the lab rats with the fibre optic wires lit with blue forcing them to turn around and around#something about how im sorry that the two photon arrays burned the inside of your brain. im sorry about the sharp points of multielectrode#arrayes. im sorry about everything we do to you. she asked to see me tomorrow. im trying to have self control but i miss her so awfully#last night my friend talked to me and i updated on everything that happened with love and the lack of it and she just started laughing#and she told me about the same thing from her side. and she told me about how she loved london because she would walk the streets#and she felt like the people were her. and her eyes would go over the people and the bag of bagels and the construction men they probably#have a kid at home maybe shes a daughter. this kid is crying for her mother and the building you just walked past caused#blisters and pain and people died in it and very likely people were born in it. we talked for hours and i felt like#i was holding her hand just like that time she held mine watching a horror film. i love her so much#my friend is a genius and i remember her picking up the charms of my phone and staring at the leaf hanging from them. shes side stepping to#music drinking dangerous cider and cocktails from a movie and chit chatting with billionaires and undergrads#i love her dearly. his head covered in electrodes. she tells me about a syrian guy shes in love with and she says#what you feel and what i feel is like cocaine. ive tried a lot of fucking cocaine.#she says ive reminded her of what living actually feels like and to never put energy into someone who doesnt see me this way.
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findingcrow · 6 months
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if you ever think to yourself, "man, I'm insane" i just want you to know that I've gotten to the point in hermitcraft where when I'm watching I physically have to put down exact time stamps for when the hermits laugh. I wish I was kidding here, but noooo, to cope with loving hermitcraft so much I have a note in my notes app with over a hundred timestamps from THIS SEASON ALONE where they literally just. laugh. i want to make it into an actual compilation but that's for another day (probably). I would also show pictures but my phone is broken so I can't add screenshots but I do have people that can confirm for me that I'm not kidding as much as I wish I was
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most of the time i really don't care but. today i'm feeling a bit sad that i don't think i'll ever be able to tell my dad i'm queer. and i know it's literally so stupid to think about and its not that bad or anything but just. gahhh idk. i'm just a bit angry and sad bc i feel like it would change everything + i'd just let him down. GAHHHHH :) okay anyways back to the main program....
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jrueships · 11 days
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Michael Jordan taking a picture of isiah thomas coddling and carrying an embarrassed grown 6'7 Dennis Rodman around
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keepinventory · 4 months
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dreams are so fucking evil. i had a dream i got a new baby sister and i got to bond with her and teach her things i wished someone would have told me when i was her age and i was wondering what she’ll be like in 18 years. and i just woke up crying because she’s not real…..
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theclosetedskeleton · 3 months
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"man i think this week long break is gonna be great" wrong! massive spike in disassociation and the fear of death that leads to a panic attack jumpscare
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tadpal · 2 months
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but seriously if you're taking inspiration from emma for your story/characterisation and you DONT make them good friends who seek eachother out constantly . then you've simply missed the point
#like i get that its a thread and everyones feels for it will be different but they are not rivials or enemies to lovers theyre FRIENDS#ik ik they argue and the fight and they bicker and it's serious even!! but they are FRIENDS they want eachother around constantly!!#emma jane austen about love meaning i want to see you be better not because i dont love you like this but bc i know you want to be better#and i believe you can be. love meaning. i will be there in every change you make. meaning i want to be the one you argue with#meaning IM the friend you want to prove wrong.#also emma where mr knightley is overly grumpy and cross 🙄🙄🙄 guys he smiles so much. every other mr knightley description is just#he looks over and smiles at her. hes laughing at something she said. hes smirking. hes smiling knowingly. hes smiling at her father#hes friendly! and thats paet of why it works imo. be its so obvious how much he wants to be around her and she knows that from the start#so when they fight its like. but they both know the love is still there!#which is WHY the box hill fight is so shocking. bc it feels like suddenly a channel that has always been open between them is closed.#its whatever it doesnt matter#but you cant just have them bicker to lovers they have to be FRIENDS#what about all the times theyre not bickering. what about all the shared sly comments. what about their crazy honesty#like genuinely they're so open to eachother they will ANSWER eachothers questions#what about all the ways emma makes things more comfortable for knightley and vise versa. theyre so FRIENDS. man theyre so friends#its totally whatever but its also deadly serious to me.
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piosplayhouse · 1 year
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(This isn't bait, and you don't need to answer it if you don't want to). What's your beef with heartstopper?
The author and I have the same favorite mangaka but they tried to claim her as a "one of the good ones defying all problematic elements (of the gross bl genre of course)" without knowing that . One of the only other scanlated works from same mangaka is a psychological horror incest BL with every trigger warning under the sun
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Also I hate white British people but that's on me #listening and learning
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