#i got a trenchcoat tho

[circusfreakk]

hey gang i am DEATHLY ill 👍

[sanchoyoscribbles]

metamorphosis / attack ✨

second one is a redraw of a tmm screenshot, comparison under the cut :)

not a 1 to 1 redraw but in my defense, the screenshot i was using for reference is CRUNCHY quality TwT and her cape covered a lot of the sketch :(

[nomaishuttle]

if i had allowed pics of me when i was 13 i could shoe you guys but j literally was proto (character). like my hair my cothes it was so her.

[skywalkerbootleg]

sometimes I think I might be somewhere on the nd spectrum but I could never tell my therapist in fear of getting denied hrt and trans healthcare in general. what a fun world to live in

[kazutora-kurokawa]

What ab tenjiku guys with a yapper gf⁉️ and I mean like, after the boombayah she'd stare dead at the ceiling and be like "that feeling you get on your tongue when you eat a pineapple is actually the pineapple trying to eat you" and go on a whole rant til she falls asleep. Plssss do this my glorious queen Kaz 🙏🙏😁😁😁😜🤭😍😝🎀😜😭🤭😝🤝😝🤝🤭😁🤭😁♥️♥️♥️

Tenjiku x Talkative!Girlfriend!Reader

♡ SFW, fem reader, fluff, kinda smut on Mochi's, post-sex convos, random facts, questions, and workplace drama ♡

Characters: Izana, Kakucho, Ran, Rindou, Mochi, Mucho, Shion

note: glorious queen is crazy 😭 pls continue tho lmao

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Izana

🎴 He's not trying to hear that yapping

"Zana, did you know that cats basically brainwashed humans into loving them?"

"...what?"

🎴 He'll roll over and ignore you until you shut up

🎴 Yap enough and he'll leave the room and sleep on the couch

Kakucho

🩷 He loves listening to you talk, but it's late at night and he's tired

🩷 He politely asks you to be quiet

"Kaku, do you ever think-"

"Babygirl, y'know I love listening to you yap all day, but please lemme get some sleep."

🩷 Cuddles you and buries your face in his chest so you'll shut up

Ran

💜 This man values his beauty sleep, so he hates the rants fr

"Ran, if you had the power to stop time for as long as you want, what would you do?"

"I'd get some damn rest, now go to bed princess."

💜 Puts noise cancelling headphones in to block you out

Rindou

🩵 Happily listens to your yapping

"Then the lady started going off, calling my boss out of his name and shit."

"Oh really?...Then what baby?"

🩵 Falls asleep while you're talking, your voice is soothing for him

🩵 He's the type of boyfriend to fall asleep on calls too

Mochi

🍡 Doesn't mind the yapping at first

"Then the guy started traveling through time to save his childhood friends and-"

"Darling I'm gonna stop you right there, because if you got time to yap, then you have energy for another round."

🍡 Prefers you whimpering and moaning rather than talking his ears off

Mucho

💙 Doesn't even let you start yapping

"Baby if-"

*Covers your mouth with his hand* "It's time for bed love."

💙 I swear he'd be like an old man, going to sleep early and shit lol

Shion

♥️ Listens intently to every word you say

"Did you know some sharks eat their siblings in the womb?"

"That's fucking vicious...tell me more."

♥️ Stays up all night talking to you until you fall asleep

♥️ He hates when you fall asleep before him, he doesn't like the silence or the absence of your voice

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[sysig]

Look, options are limited, beggars can’t be choosers (Patreon)

So I do have a white trenchcoat to offer him, but uh

It looks a little goofy and bulky lol

As above, there’s no shirt that I can put underneath it either! Too silly but not in the way I like my silliness! >:0

Of course, the alternative is

Lol. I mean, it’s definitely A Look, but it’s not what I would imagine finding near the front of his closet haha

The skelebros are even more limited tho, they’ve only got the one outfit to “choose” from

(Also yes, Papyrus does get glasses to match Gaster ♥)

I want to do some poking around with the Body Shop to see if I can make some custom outfits myself, or at least do some retextures! I’m sure I can make something workable!

[unorcadox]

i was gonna write something big and elaborate but like i kinda think doing this more off the cuff will make it better

i sometimes feel like weirdcore is just 2 genres in a trenchcoat -- the more traumacore, text-heavy, darker, emotive, and more minimalist "classiccore" (this is what i would call weirdcore, though i am biased as this is when i found out about wc) ... and then the more modern, editing-heavy, lighter visually and emotionally, maximalist kinda "weirdcore" (i personally would call this dreamcore but curious on what other editors think, this is the vibe i got back from my time in weirdcord in late 2021 tho lmfao)

and like i spend a lot of time like... what would i even do about this besides let them coexist? i think sometimes i find it frustrating bc while i love both of them, i connect infinitely more with the more minimalist, "traumacore"-adjacent works and a decent number of people i've spoken to agree. and i'm just like... would it help to try calling one something different? to try and start a second label under which one of these two can exist? idk i am just spitballing.

i think they defs have merits for being conjoined tho -- they share a general sense of nostalgia, of surrealness, of using old web & 90s-early 00s era visual signifiers. altho i think as wc has gone on, it's drifted further forward in time, as is to be expected, but i do wonder how long until we just develop a separate "90sweirdcore" strand or something. ok post over everyone discuss

[bunnybunbun0]

Boyfriend Cass headcanos!

Pairing: Castiel X reader

Warnings: based when little feathered lovie fell and became human

A/N: I wanna really get back on my feet when it comes to writing this year (happy new year's by the way!!) And what better way to start than headcanos? Not proofread and typed on my phone so probably much typos!

• I wanna start ou saying how adorable it would be helping him out to understand humanity!

• Just imagine in the morning he asking you for help to start the toaster cause he have no idea how but he knows he likes his bread toasted!

• once he got the hang of it better tho he would spoil you as best as he could with his limited skills and his clumsiness

• he'd make you a pbj every single time he makes one for himself,cause if he feels hungry he bet you does too

• becoming human would also make him so much more empathetic than he already is when it comes to you being hurt

•the tiniest scratch on you and he's fumbling with the first aid kit

•would be the CEO of taking care of you when you're on your period! Makes sure you drink plenty of water,gives you medicine for your cramps and eagerly massages every teensy part of your body

•confused anytime you make and obscure pop culture reference, giving you a more than glad excuse to introduce him to some of your favourite films

•i know this man loves gossip,so fill him in on every little drama happening everywhere,would listen to you babble about celebrity drama for hours

•when everything was set and he came back to the bunker he was sharing a room with you,and it was just an angelical drop on your girly room

• so you took him to a target to let him get a piece of decoration to make it sure it's his room too! He chose a bee plushie cause he's still fascinated by them<3

• honey would be his pet name for you,he thinks it's classic and still sustains his love for bees and for you

• your kisses are the only thing to make him relax when he's nervous or overthinking,he loves forehead kisses more than anything!

• he doesn't have much things but loves sharing what he has with you

• he's a true gentleman and always let you use his trenchcoat when it's windy

•loves loves loves holding hands!

• he loves being in contact with nature so expect a lot of outdoor dates like picnics or hikes

•is ridiculously gentlemanly, opens car doors for you,grabs your hands when you're coming down the stairs, and things like that

• his biggest role models to be a good boyfriend are things like really old black and white romances and radio novels

• as much as he doesn't say so he misses his angel days dearly,so the way to compensate it is telling you every single story of his celestial days

• he gives you a feather of his wings like a prized possession,as a reminder he'll always be with you with powers or not

•OMG WHEN HE DISCOVERS WHAT A CUDDLE IS!!! you're obligated to sleep flushed to his chest every night or else he wont have a good night sleep

•if you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or have a glass of water he will just follow you and wait for you staring at you like a cat with his sleepy eyes

• I feel like one day out of the blue he'll just randomly ask you to marry him

• when got confused and startled by his question he just said he thought that's what he did when humans loved each other

•long story short as soon as there's not an impending apocalypse you plan on tying the knot!

•the time of most happiness in his millenniums of life having a domestic life with you was his favourite thing

[haunted-headset]

hey friend! tis me back again hahah

this is gonna sound so random but anyways i was thinking.. reader coming home to hear wilbur shouting away in his room (he’s streaming for once LMAO) and deciding to just chill in the living room/bedroom for a bit. and then when wilbur’s finished and he surprised to see reader and he’s so happy to them and just aah :,) 🫶 and i had the idea of smth like a cozy night in with wilbur?? and i was wondering if u had any thoughts on that or if u wanted to write about it maybe! no pressure at all to do any of that tho <3

i hope ur having a nice dayyy! 💕

💗 You're Back! 💗

a/n: stopppppp this is so cute!! also why did my writing get really good during this

summary: read the ask

contains: excited Wilbur, tired reader, tooth-rotting fluff, pet names, kissing, & silly Haunty shenanigans overall

words: 702

tags: @zuuriell @somebody-v @vibestillaxxx @ax-y10 @joviepog@themonsterunderurmom @ogelizasoot @wilburstan@smolsleepykitten@funnyreally2009@crows-death@dykepunz@aresriiots@0miamor0@defonotval@chipch0p@mazzistar16@unmellowyellowfellow@thosecolorfulsheets@vopix@aine-lasagna@merianakross@veeislost@urfav-sapphic-siren@shazbaz58-blog @wifiatthetrainstation@mcr-pr-fob@shd454@rqvii@idioticion@m0thza@artistphantom @lexx-the-gay-rubber-ducky @finleyforevermore @poraphia @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @mysticalsoot @21-cats-in-a-trenchcoat @strangleetomz (let me know if u don't or do wanna be tagged)

At around 5pm, you finally got home after an exhausting day at work. You, of course, loved your job; it was your dream job, after all! Some days were more tiring than others.

You took your shoes off & put them near the door next to Wilbur's scuffed, untied Dr. Martens that had lost their shine years ago, unlike your darling boyfriend, who always seemed to have some sort of lively spark about him that nobody could quite have for themselves, which is rather peculiar, since he writes incredibly heart-wrenching songs nowadays. The shoes were massive compared to yours, almost like a clown's.

In the office, you heard shouting & laughter. You didn't think your boyfriend would be streaming, since he hadn't streamed since October, & he never mentioned any upcoming streams. Maybe he was treating the livestream like he treated Mammalian Sighing Reflex & did it unannounced to surprise people. Not wanting to interrupt him, you walked into the bedroom to take off your work clothes & change into sweatpants & Wilbur's brown hoodie that still had the smell of earthy, soothing cologne & petrichor lingering on the soft fabric. You checked yourself in the mirror. You looked okay, except for the fact that your eyes were drooping & you looked almost like you were going to collapse & fall asleep on the floor if you did any excessive movements. You yawned & stretched your arms above your head, hearing a few cracks & pops as you did such from not cracking anything all day. You then cracked your neck & knuckles, & both of them made loud pop & crack & crunch sounds. You finger-combed through your hair, tugging through the knots while wincing. You looked very dead. Abandoning the rule you made for yourself not to bother Wilbur during streams, you slowly opened the office door just a crack, making sure not to make any loud creaks.

"So, I think that'll be all today, chat!" Wilbur smiled. "Thank you all for coming. I'm so sorry I haven't been streaming as much, I've just got Lovejoy things to do. We're all very busy all the time. Here, let's have you all raid...Philza. Go raid him. Bye, chat!" He clicked the "Stop streaming" button on his PC & sighed. Since his spinny chair was still facing the PC setup, you were able to come around & hug him from behind.

"Hello," you mumbled sleepily. "I'm back."

"Angel! You're back!" Wilbur sprang up from his seat & picked you up & spun you around, causing you to laugh. When he stopped, he sat down on the chair with you in his lap. "How was work, love? Everything go okay at work?"

You shrugged. "It wasn't bad, per se, but it was just exasperating. Nobody was rude or crass to me, but I'm just really tired." Wilbur made a small "ah" sound & nodded.

"Do you want to go cuddle in bed & drink some tea?" Wilbur asked, playing with your fingers. "Do you want to do that? Or we could do something else."

"Tea & cuddles sound nice," you said. Wilbur nodded & picked you up & walked you to the kitchen. He still kept you in his arms while he made tea, softly asking you which tea flavor you preferred & which mug you wanted, or if you even wanted a mug or if you just wanted a glass. You two waited in the kitchen while the tea was being prepared, with Wilbur rocking you back & forth to a symphony only he could hear. When the whistling of the tea kettle echoed through the kitchen, he poured the two mugs of tea & handed you one as he grabbed the other & walked back to the bedroom. He cautiously placed you on the bed to make sure neither of you spilled the tea onto the soft white sheets. When he sat down on the bed, you immediately scooted over to him & cuddled up to him with his arm over your shoulders & your head buried in the crook of his neck. & you two just stayed like that for an uncountable amount of time.

Thank goodness you came back.

[f4y3w00d5]

This morning I was thinking about the inherent horrors of humanity but now I am fucking AMAZING

I was walking into my house coming back from a walk and then i went to see how my plants were going and ONE HAS STARTED FLOWERING!!! MY HEARTSEASE HAS A FLOWER!!!

SEE!!! ITS TINY AND THERES ONLY ONE BUT THERES A FLOWER

oh also you can see my hand

There's the rest of them. Blue kings Aster on the bottom photo, and Phlox on the other with small heartsease plants in the middle

We also went to Bunnings and found me some nice gold chains (we need a clasp before i can wear them on my skirt but itll look GREAT)

and also we got lavender!!!

Some point we're gonna make another planter box and grow some nasturtiums and statice (aka wavyleaf sea lavender!!!)

also later today we're gonna go look on the way to the markets at a candle shop and see if they sell lily of the valley or lavender essential oils so i can make scented candles (i specifically want lily of the valley tho, i wanna know what it smells like)

so yeah, good day so far!

@good-wizard @amethyst-aster @jan-silan @monsterfucker-research-wizard @a-secret-rpblog @vivithecatgirl @gobodegoblin @sonofshu @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @ash-the-tiefling

[morningwitchy]

Is there a way to save my card information ahead of time in your shop? I had the trenchcoat in my cart but in the middle of entering my debit card information it got removed from cart and said it was sold out which kinda sucks since I had it in my cart and was in the middle of checking out when that happened

hmm i would have figured if you had that info saved in general (like in your browser or w/e) it should have been ready to go during checkout! im not sure how else to do it tho, im sorry :(

[giggle-shade]

I DID IT. I BOUGHT THE GHOULS JACKET. IT'S GONNA BE HERE MONDAY. So excuse me while I press my nose to the window for the next week🤩🤩🤩🤩 (I probably got the wrong size tho 😵‍💫)

I have to distress it myself but it's aged canvas and I'm really excited because I won an aged distressed canvas trenchcoat already and if it weren't gray it would have been perfect for The Ghoul. But giddyup yall. Ya girls about to become an irradiated cowboy 🤩

[emo-protagonist]

final tag watches supernatural update for season 9: wow i am flying through these seasons, anyways here are my final thoughts, imma type a lot probably just finished it so:

i like the mark of cain stuff, i think dean has never really gotten the chance for any stuff like this to happen to him (like sam had his psychic power, then demon blood, then no soul, demon trials, etc, and dean never really got something like that) and dean becoming a demon is gonna be like 😩😩😩 even tho it’ll probably only be for like an episode since they know how to cure demons.

cas was super cool this season, he didn’t make any stupid decisions, him being human for a bit was cute and him getting laid was really fucking funny. also when metatron was all like “you did all this to save one human, dean, and i killed him” and cas starts crying like bro omg just say your in love with him like cmon 😭😭. i fucking hate his new trenchcoat though.

crowley was really cool, i hope he stays human and keeps helping out or whatever, him saving his son was really nice and the winchesters not killing him when they could’ve was really cool.

sam was like my favorite this season i’m not really sure why, i just liked how he wasn’t making any dumb decisions and ik i said i was mad earlier that he’s always getting mad at dean, but this shit was actually super valid. he was like on top of shit idk man. also his hair this season rahhhhh i wanna touch it.

here are some like miscellaneous thoughts i have that have no theme and are in no particular order. i think the first blade has a really cool design. the bloodlines episode was a stupid idea i cant believe they wanted to make a show about that like that episode was so bad 😭😭😭. crowleys son better come the fuck back. metatron should’ve died. also wtf is up with souls not being allowed in heaven like can we fix that or address it please.

overall i liked this season solid 8/10 as always :3

might take a break from watching supernatural for a bit, i’ve been watching it wayyyyy too much and kinda just wanna sit back and play some video games (you should play shin megami tensei v vengeance btw), thanks for reading and caring about my reaction!! if you wanna talk to me about my opinions on supernatural or just talk to me in general feel free to dm me lol :3.

[shabbytigers]

“musculoskeletal problems idk”

“middle age idk”

look, my current issues are muscle in nature but it’s not muscle fatigue, it’s chronic and driven by shitty skeletal infrastructure. muscularly speaking i am several dozen chronic spasms, knots, and compensatory cascades, ranging from years to decades old, clumsily jerry-rigged together with scotch tape and elmer’s glue in order to prop up a trenchcoat.

(bathetic aging late transitioner whinge below the cut. scroll. i’m 11 weeks into what needs to be a 10 week max T depot cycle and it and i both suck very much)

aging:

things stiffen and freeze up. you get out of school and college, there’s a lot less random ambient encouragement to do sun salutations, so you stop doing them. eventually you try to do one and your back no longer smoothly uncurls itself in order vertebra by vertebra, there are little cliques of vertebrae that stick together and move as one. various muscles slowly tighten and knots appear, mostly quiet but worrying when prodded on a massage table, and they don’t go away. some years ago i noticed my left achilles tendon hurts for the first forty to sixty minutes of walking. eventually i got credible advice to stretch my calves out about it, do that regularly, helps a bit, but it’s still a thing. just a lot of that sort of shit on and off

and i do think that’s mostly The Human Condition and just how middle age generally is

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in my case tho there are some extra twists!

imagine that nature delivered unto you unsolicited a sophia loren type situation. super wide pelvic bone, chest such that you eventually figured out to shop the uk or poland for functional support garments (the us industry is/was appallingly bad), narrow waist, and short torso, on which your ribs bottom out just a few cm above the mighty pelvis. a zero brakes silhouette: no latitude on torso free of major curvature.

this frame is not functionally optimized for dynamic action (might have worked well for having babies idk)

it makes it quite effortful and costly to perform such radical bold actions as: standing or sitting up straight. two weeks after violently deaccessioning 1400 grams of chest tissue last fall, i realized i could sit upright in a kitchen chair at a table in comfort, with no urgent need to move to the squashy reclining-friendly furniture as soon as food was over. it was like a miracle. i’m angry

so over the decades i’ve accumulated a lot of assorted fuckery in the neck and shoulders and lower back and so on just in the course of wrangling this egregious motherfucking lemon of a vehicle around and as a bonus, both my kneecaps are malaligned such that my stability going down steep hills is poor: big fun with an exaggeratedly asymmetrical weight distribution!

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in hindsight everything wrong with me except the knee deal is secondary sex characteristics. but the problem felt so specific and idiosyncratic for so long—i didn’t conceive of it as ‘built like a woman’ so much as ‘built like a janky jessica rabbit’—that it didn’t occur to me for a long time to scribble gender assignment as such on the issues whiteboard. my cohort was ill equipped for such introspection and i had the impression from 1992 thru the mid 10s that ‘trans’ meant people like venus xtravaganza and that it wasn’t my lane (i’m sorry but fuck the movie paris is burning with a chainsaw)

of course, given that deep infrastructural issues like wide pelvic bones aren’t actually fixable, i’m not sure how much it would have helped to cop a clue sooner. other than, you know, maybe not spending so much of my life completely checked out idk :)

[shouldprobablybereading]

Finished the way of kings prime in full, overall it's actually really good. It's much darker than actual stormlight, and especially the last big section is just really tragic. I joke about the kholins dropping like flies and they really do, this is the version of the story where instead of being rescued by skar and drehy gavinor would have been killed in kholinar.

Overall I'd say real twok is better. But there are some things that I think this one did better. It definetly feels like a more cohesive book despite having so many characters in different directions. It really helps that the shallan equivalent has been jasnahs ward for years and lived with the kholins for years as they fought the prime equivalent of the war at the shattered plains. So most of the main important characters know each other some way or another. Compared to real twok which is basically 2-3 separate books in a trenchcoat pretending to be one story.

The political focus is also nice and having jasnah as a main character was delightful, tho he made some improvements in the later version. I really look forward to having her as a main pov in the back 5, should I ever get to read them. "Evil" elhokar was also surprisingly fun to read, really tragic and interesting.

The midsection is imo what really drags it down as you realize pretty quickly that the main sanderlanche event is going to be the battle between the invading forces from jah keved and dalenars forces. Which when you have both jasnah and merin in separate plotlines of trying to warn dalenar and elhokar about the invasion, makes it very annoying every time they take a detour. Jasnah and taln did not need that many chapters to walk across the country and fall in love. I've read the way of kings I already know kaladin is gonna run in with and army and save the day.

Also merin, who is supposedly "kaladin if he had diffrent life experiences". Is just so incredibly boring, I haven't posted about him because I have nothing to say. He and aredor, I was falling asleep during the chapters of them hanging out. Renarin was the saving part of that entire plotline.

The last 10 chapters where easily the best of the entire book, as hopeless and drawn out as that battle was it got so emotional. You know a situation is bad when both jasnah and dalenar have cried out of greif and hopelessness. Very entertaining.

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Hankisa fucking you at the back of a carnival because idk sfw to NSFW

HanKisa x Reader: Ferris Wheel Fuck

♡ SFW->NSFW, fem reader, threesome, double penetration->mouth and pussy, degradation and a lil praise, public sex, exhibitionism, pet names ♡

note: You tossed this idea at me and it hit me right in the kitty, I did change it up a bit tho 🥲 in all seriousness I love ya Kat, but I swear I'll put you in a timeout corner if you send me something else today lol 🩷

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When you went to the carnival, you had some expectations. Games, prizes, snacks, rides, and a nice time with your boyfriends. And that's exactly what you got, you were having a great time with them and decided that the last ride you wanted to go on was the ferris wheel. What you weren't expecting was to get stuck at the top of the ferris wheel with them. They were so quick to take advantage of the situation too, their hands roamed your entire body, discarding your clothes without hesitation.

"What if someone sees?"

"If someone looks at you, they're dead."

"Stop worrying so much bunny, just enjoy the moment ♡"

Kisaki gripped your hips, helping you balance as you bent over. Hanma's heavily ringed hand grabbed onto your hair as he undid his pants. His thick cock slapped onto your face before he invaded your throat. He chuckled as he felt you gag and gave Kisaki a quick nod, prompting him to gently slip into your pussy. That gentleness was just a facade though, within the next few minutes they were both ramming into you. The wind was consistently knocked out of your body, but it's not like you could breathe all that well with Hanma's dick down your throat.

"You're taking us so good bunny ♡"

"Mhm such a good little whore for us, you like the fact that we could get caught, don't you?"

You tried to nod, but Hanma's hand was still holding your hair tightly. You could feel your legs giving out on you as they filled your mouth and pussy with their cum. They had great timing too, because as soon as they pulled out and got themselves together, the ferris wheel started moving again. They scrambled to get you redressed as your cart got to the bottom. The operator opened the doors for you three, not suspecting anything until he noticed the slick dripping down your thighs as y'all walked away.

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