#i had to fight to find some of them... i post random shit way too often

[dani-says-stuff]

Girl, I just read all of your Nate fic and THEY ARE AMAZING. Have you ever considered writing for people that are more known. Your writing is so good I bet you could have a lot of success

stop this is so sweet, this made me all blushy and “aww thank you” but also made me laugh. the duality of man, ily anon

this got long on accident bc i rambled alot... so more (and working links! crazy i know! well except for the internal links... its going to be fun fishing for all those request posts) below the cut

first of all, thank you so much!! that’s so nice of you, i really appreciate it! im glad you enjoy them 😊🫶💕💕

as for the second part… describe well known… pretty please 😅

**ill be fixing and updating it later but fandom list (sorta)

i’m definitely going to be writing more soon, a lot of it’s going to be catching up on nate requests… so… that’s not much of an answer and i also have a request for a colby fic w a sturnilio!reader in my inbox rn. i also have a wattpad same username (dani-says-stuff) where i currently have a regulus black fic & hunger games fic im slowly working on

as of tumblr tho, i think i only have 2 non-nate fics, a Steve Harrington one and a Tommyinnit one

i used to have alot more up and a pretty extensive masterlist for a certain lanky mcyt/singer, but then they had to go be an abusive asshole so i deleted all of it 😅

its still slightly upsetting bc those were doing like good, good, but yk... cant support complete and utter assholes. no thank yewwww

that was a long and unnesessary explanation you didnt ask for but whateverr, you said nice things to me so i present you with all the info i have lmao

lemme know if you have any questions! thank you for stopping by, once again i really appreciate it! 💕

also "i bet you could have alot of success" made me tear up a little... thank you so much 🥹🫶

[no-144444]

꩜ summary: he keeps coming back...

꩜ pairing: lando norris x fem! reader

꩜a/n: unhealthy relationship!

Lando watched as you walked into the garage, his engineers falling away from his focus. You were here. Wearing a stunning, long, black dress, the kind that complimented the colour of his suit. Shit. He felt the butterflies rise in his stomach, and the bile rise in his throat. The last time you’d seen each other, he’d ended it, for real. He thought he couldn’t do the awful fights, the weird possessiveness you felt over each other, the ‘not talking’. It drove him insane. You drove him insane. He was wrong and it took him less than a month to beg for you back. Though, you didn’t look in his direction, just focusing on the mechanics and engineers you knew and speaking to them. He tore his puppy dog eyes away when he felt Max’s hand on the back of his neck, gripping hard. 

“Fuck’s sake mate!” he hissed. Lando rolled his eyes, Max was being overdramatic. “Seriously, again?” He called what you two had a 'revolving door relationship'.

Lando felt guilty, truly. The nights Max had listened to him complain, the amount of time Lando spent hung up on you, the ridiculous ways Max had tried to pull Lando out of it, out of you. And there you were. In the paddock. In McLaren. As much as Max wanted to scream, he knew Lando had been the one to ask you to come. You never went where you weren’t wanted, you had that much decorum. You knew what Max thought of you. You knew he thought you were bad for Lando, and honestly, you knew he was right too. But it was just too much fun to stop. 

“It’s fucking pathetic,” Max let go of his neck. “Don’t come crying to me when she fucks someone else.”  Lando gulped. He knew Max meant it this time. It made his unease grow, knowing there’d be no one to pull him out of it, should it get to that. You were just so… addictive. He hated you and he loved you all at the same time. It was exciting. It put him on the edge. It was what he needed to get his driving back up there. He needed you. 

He just hoped it wasn’t the wrong decision.

The race came and went, and he’d stood on the podium, searching only for your eyes. He didn’t find them. Next stop was a club. Lando had to drown his sorrows. Yes, you’d shown up to the race, but you hadn’t spoken to him, or even looked in his direction. Max and P stayed with him for a while, but once you walked into the party, they walked out. Lando’s eyes were glued to you as you weaved through the webs of people, occasionally stopping to speak to someone you knew. You looked stunning. That same black dress from earlier shone beneath the bright club lights. Not a hair was out of place. It sent a shiver down his spine. Then he lost you in the crowd and cursed himself, but that thrill you gave him was in full force. You were back. 

“Cold heart finally melted?” you smirked, joining his side, drink in hand. He jumped slightly, but smiled when he realised it was you

He chuckled, his eyes stuck to you. They had been all night, and you knew. You were just playing hard to get. That was fine for him, he could play that game. “Seems like it,” he smirked before taking another sip of his beer. “Thanks for coming.”

“I wasn’t busy,” you shrugged, looking around the party. “Thought you wouldn’t want to see me after last time.” 

He nodded, his lips tight. “Yeah I think we were both just… being dramatic,” he admitted, though he knew he wasn’t being dramatic. He knew you were supposed to be his girlfriend, not supposedly fucking some random soccer player, or ignoring his calls and texts to be seen with another up and coming actor. But something about you always pulled him right back in, and he didn’t fight it, even if he should. Maybe it was the pictures you posted on instagram. Maybe it was how mean you were to him. Maybe it was that look you always gave him, the one you were giving him now. Maybe it was just the sex. Maybe it was because he hated himself just as much as you did. 

You had that dangerous smirk on your face, the one he used to be obsessed with, but it now just made his stomach turn. “I’m glad you agree.”

He nodded, that pit in his stomach sinking further down. He ignored it, and tried to fill it with alcohol instead. 

As per usual. 

“Your friends still hate me,” you huffed, stirring your drink. “I didn’t even do anything.”

Yeah, believe that. He thought. “Max is just dramatic,” he sighed, looking down. “I’m sorry.”

You shrugged. “It’s alright,” then a perfectly timed sigh. “Pietra doesn’t like me either,” you practically pouted. God, you were playing him like a fiddle. It was easy. You could get exactly what you want, and walk away once again. Just proving he’d never change, and you didn’t want to. 

“She just does whatever Max does,” complete lie, Pietra was the leader of that relationship, but he assumed you hadn’t been around them enough to notice. You didn’t mention it again. 

“So… should we go do what we both know we’re here for or… do you want to keep beating around the bush?” you smirked and he nodded, despite his desire to sit and just talk. “Great, I’m not wearing any panties,” you whispered before walking towards the exit, flashing him your famous smile. He felt good about this. Right?

While the sex was as good as he remembered, waking up without you next to him felt just as lonely. He wondered if he’d ever truly let you go, if he’d ever take back the control he gave over to you, and he was scared when he realised the answer might be no. 

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[planetsstarsandmoons]

Synastry observations based on (personal) experience, part 5:

I’m back!!!! After months lmao

Moon opposite mars: a big ‘want’. Moon opposite mars is a story. It’s every romance movie/ romcom aspect, and i’ll tell you why. These people see in each other the potential of moon conjunct mars fullfillment that’s actually (way, but opinions differ ofc) better than the conjunction. That’s because in the opposition, each has something the other lacks. This can create for both people the ultimate romantic fullfilment when brought together by effort and acceptance of each other, and this promise is very hard to let go of. Typically, these are couples that fight a lot but find it very hard to let each other go once they know what they can have with each other, because it really is the best. Just think about it, even the thought of people putting conscious effort to be sweeter to one another is precious. That only creates a bond that’s very raw and very real (quoting jewelastrology here). Then combine that with the power of the mars and the moon and the friction of the opposition, keeping things interesting and keeping both parties learning more. You shouldn’t romanticise struggle in a relationship. Too much ‘work’ can just mean you aren’t compatible. THIS aspect is an exception. Just watch out for possible aggression. That’s never okay. One day I’ll make a seperate post about the amount of moon opposite mars couples in literature. The best I can think of now is Pride and Prejudice, with Mr Darcy being mars and Elizabeth Bennet being moon.

Venus twelfth house overlay: sorry y’all, in my personal experience, it’s true what they say. The twelfth house person has a hard time feeling this overlay on their side, or on a very subconscious level. I was the 12th house person. On one hand, I really ‘got it’ so to say but on the other hand, I don’t have a shitty clue of how he picked up on this ‘thing between us’ he thought or picked up on we had. That’s actually the big thing about this overlay. Don’t lose all hope, but you’ll have one person going “you knoww like there’s this thing between us...” and the 12th house person will be going: “what thing?” 😂 this can actually be nice because the 12th house person will get in touch with that subconscious twelfth housey part of themselves IF there are other nicely supporting aspects. Like the venus person’s venus to other stuff. They say a true connection is always mutual. I want to say to you all that don’t be surprised when a 12th house person in such an overlay is not ‘feeling’ this mutually. I literally wrote in my diary: “i might actually like him when it’s too late. Or just never lol i do not know.”

Update: I wrote this observation months ago in like april. It is now october and I’m starting to gain interest in him, albeit slowly and subconsciously, but, yeah 🤦‍♀️😂 i came back to this draft being like “WHATT?? Astrology had predicted this TOO for me???”

Moon trine pluto: you know when the fighting super intense troubled couple FINALLY gets together in this really intense and satisfying time when things are finally going the way they’re planned? Like an end all all good? That is this overlay, but constantly. On the outside, it’s the annoyingly passionate/emotional couple in a series that you don’t get because you haven’t seen them do any work to deserve this kind of intense fan-service scene. It’s because it lacked that kind of character development? It was me watching avengers infinity war with vision and wanda. I didn’t like the couple because i didn’t get it. I didn’t know their history i thought it was just some random very bland peaceful couple being very dramatic about each other all the time. Another example (i’m not shitting on this aspect i swear 😂) when a cartoon shows an example of a ‘romantic movie scene’ where the couple says “i loove you!!” And the other goes “oh bill!!” You don’t swoon because you’re like… okay. You get the oogies/ick because it’s like ‘ew that’s a couple’ anyways what I’m trying to say is that moon and pluto are not typical besties they’re supposed to be two problems kind of, they’re two very intense and bare planets, so harmonious flowing energy between them will feel kind of unsettling? Even. So these people will be kind of ‘gross’ with each other but in a soothing way. It’s how you imagine such a trine to be, but it plays out exactly like this irl too lmao! It feels bland on the outside because it’s always going well. And on the inside it plays in the background, because issues bring moon and pluto stuff to the foreground as a ‘theme’ in the relationship. So this aspect is also is the simple idea-of-a-passionate relationship. It’s the groaning “I’ll never let you go!!” Which doesn’t hit the same way for some people because there isn’t any drama or shit that happened before to deserve this pay off. However, some people loooove this aspect and by that I mean people in real life who like to have a secure and deep relationship where two hidden parts of people correspond and love each other well. This aspect is reaallly hard to let go of lol.

Sun conjunct mars: I call this the ‘spicy friends’ aspect. This is the aspect of two people who get into shenanigans together. I also see this aspect a lot with romantic couples who got together young, because it makes for boy-girl relations where the boy actually gets motivated by the person the girl is and the girl feels understood on the same level by the boy. They don’t get bored and so these people will forever get on or be aggravated by each other. It’s because these are two extremely conscious ‘in the moment’ planets so they easily fire off each other and it doesn’t take a lot of energy to have that interaction. No in between. It creates a certain ‘click’ that really motivates both for each other. Not in a deep/karmic way, but in a way that their behaviour connects easily and the energy gets going. It’s really easy to have good sex and interesting energy with this aspect so it’s a really potent aspect to get people together! Also fast, because conscious behaviour is accelerated by each other. I’m thinking dopamine..

Sun conjunct venus: unlike mars, venus is a cold planet, which is totally okay in a synastry, only the interaction plays out a little different. Sun and venus don’t fire off each other. Their influence on each other is more passive and more ‘internal’. The sun, how basic it may sound, warms venus or even makes them burn. Venus gives the sun person chills. The venus person is responsible for the harmony and awesome functionality that this aspect brings. They will take a step back to fully adore and admire sun from afar sometimes. The sun will run to venus basically when it feels it needs love and beauty and also a kind of sensibility that the sun person misses, like a puzzle piece, and the venus person is Thee person who brings that in their life. Vice versa is the sun person someone who personally signifies beauty and love in the eyes of venus, while it brings the heat that the venus craves. So they become passionate and adoring about who each other is. So venus typically loves every little thing the sun person does and the sun person is just taken by the venus person every single day. Think Oliver (venus) and Loretta (sun) from Only Murders In The Building. This aspect makes for real contentment in a relationship because of the strong loving connection that it brings.

Mars in twelfth house synastry or composite: with this placement, you’re not even sure if the person is actually even attracted to you and if you’re making it all up in your head. This is also typically seen as a ‘synastry/composite of secrets’ which I wasn’t so sure about at the time I experienced this one myself, but now I realise, hey, that man actually had a girlfriend while he was giving me ‘special attention’ while holding back, with me being like ‘what could he mean what could he MEAN’ typical mars in twelfth scenario. One guy I had this with in composite was basically lying to me about his sex life and not having cheated on his previous girlfriend… and guess what… I had lied about my sexual history too 😭 I even thought to myself ‘why the f*ck did I lie that elaborately??? I didn’t even have to??’ But whatever, it’s the way of the worlds apparently 😂 but you see how this immediately creates distrust when it is not actually what we mean to do or coming from a place of disrespect. Oh and this aspect in composite also created months of us being like ‘🧍🏻‍♀️….🧍🏻‍♂️’ not normal sexual tension, but sexual tension we weren’t sure should be concreticised out loud or in action. We’d only kissed once Monthsss before which is basically nothing in western european student culture. It was like: “does this person know I’m still, in this moment, attracted to/like him/her? Am I making this all up in my head?”

Moon in the 8th house: a lot has been said about this aspect. Just a few things: intensity, yes. Either one will always be a significant person for the rest the person’s lives. It’s not nothing. It’s the basis of real all consuming love that’s a very rare and unique mix between total safety and total rush-like danger, which makes people think it’s a soulmate aspect. It’s actually not, imo, it’s a deeply (deeeeply) karmic aspect. It’s funny to see all the friends with benefits who have this aspect start out as “lol we don’t want a relationship” to “……. Lol nevermind” and end up together. They go back to each other because they’re simply too significant to each other. Fear of being vulnurable is also big on both so they either take that step or they’re just standing there forever. Mutual aspect, but it’s mutual in different ways. Truthfully, I don’t see this aspect so often in relationship charts. I see it with people who are in love with each other and aren’t together, or people who started out casual but still for some reason can’t let each other go after more than a year, or people who have had the roughest most obsessive breakup in history and ask me for advice. Often, people in relationships who have this aspect don’t come to astrologers for advice. They’re too ‘into’ one another to do that, I feel like.

Venus trine moon: cute cute cUTE because the venus loves reassuring the moon person with affection, which makes the moon person feel so safe and endorphined and warm. The moon person simply inspires that in venus! Great for a chart with more difficult aspects !

Moon conjunct jupiter: so if a guy is jupiter and the moon is a woman and they’re married, the woman doesn’t need to worry about jupiter feeling turned off from the relationship by her pregnancy. Moon is the feminine, the nurturer, the mother, jupiter adores and respects her. Jupiter inspires respect, optimism, friendships and all things serotonin. Jupiter will make the moon feel good. The kind of union where the guy will constantly declare how much he lovees her pregnancy glow ✨ the same goes ofc for lesbian relationships but since this is a cultural phenomenon i thought i might touch on it.

Moon opposite jupiter: i feel like this might be the opposite story :/ the girls motherhood and need for support and needs in general will just be the opposite to what the jupiter person finds ‘fun’ and joyful, BUT if they’ve made it this far in the relationship as to have a child together it should be okay. At least the cause of the behaviour would moreso be astrology, not misogyny.

Moon square jupiter: wife jokes, but the ones that are cute and funny.

Moon in third:

Being someone with a moon in third house be like: wow imagine going through something hard and not type 10k words in your notes app about it.

Having your moon overlay in someone’s third house be like: wow imagine going through something and not telling that person 10k words about it

Also: jupiter has such an underrated influence on us in astrology!! Jupiter radiates the most energy out of all the planets in our solar system and may be way more personal and influential than we think in astrology… And in synastry also it’s the MOON

[sammywilson]

Marvel's confirmed that Sam has already assembled his team. Meaning whatever publicity stunt is going on, there are Avengers who are formed, who probably have a base, who are already operating in the background already. I'm a 100% sure, his team ain't posting for photoshoots, but Joaquin's instagram is surprisingly full of random images of their base, the Cap cave, and the other teammates. Here are my predictions on who I think is going to be on his team and why: Joaquin - This is a given. This is Sam's partner, the kid he's mentoring, and Joaquin is THE Falcon. (Can we please give his suit some claws like he has in the comics? That shit would be so cool!) Bruce Or Jen - I think Bruce is pretty much still around. We got that confirmation at the end of Shang-Chi. He's still doing Avengers things, he's in contact with Carol/Wong. I think both Bruce & Jen should be part of team. And if not Bruce, I'm sure Bruce will point out his cousin. Thor - Hear me out, I know a lot of people think he's not gonna be on Sam's team. Hell yes he is. This man has been trying to fight with his teammates for like three movies now. He fought with the guardians, took directions from Quill, and then I think during his movie, after losing Jane and finding love he's at that space where he probably wants to be a part of something bigger. I don't know if Thor is earthbound, but if he is, it's a fucking given he will follow Captain America to the heart of every battle. Shang-Chi - This is a given. Absolute given. Marvel has done nothing with him and you know Sam's seen the bus footage. Also, he has connections with both Wong and Bruce, which means he will absolutely get recruited. Shang-Chi is the one I'm sure about, and I'm so excited to see how their dynamics will be. Black Panther - I think this is another given. Lemme tell you why. Sam's relationship with Wakanda is thriving. He has had multiple upgrades to his suit. He's been operating as Captain America for two years, and we've seen what that suit can do. It's incredible and it sure as shit wasn't that advanced at the end of Falcon and the Winter Soldier. He got the nanotech/vibranium helmet, he literally flies faster than a jet, and his suit is built to carry extremely heavy loads, his wings literally has blades that can slice through metal easy -- like all these upgrades didn't come out of nowhere. Shuri has been upgrading his suits, his tech, and everything is so entuned with him, so you can tell he's been at this for a while with how easy he wields the tech and fights. So yeah, him and Shuri probably have a really close bond off screen. Otherwise, the smartest person in the world ain't got time to be doing all of this. Okay back to Shuri and her role. So far, everyone I listed is broke as shit. Including Sam. Shuri is going to take up Tony's mantle (and I'm pretty sure T'Challa was the financial backer of the Avengers in the comics, right?). She's going to be the money person, the tech person, and the absolute asskicker as Black Panther. She's gonna be the heart of the group, I can feel it. And with a team -- I think she's gonna start to find herself again. Give me scenes with Joaquin and Shuri, PLEASE, I will bleed for crumbs. Ant-Man - We cannot forget Tic/Tac. Sam and Scott go way back and they're close friends, you can tell with how many times he was name dropped. But I'm sure we won't get the Wasp because Evangeline Lily quit acting (good, she's a scientology weirdo and antivax). --- Also I think the Avengers Compound they are using, isn't the one upstate. I think because Shuri's funding them, it's going to be in Wakanda and that works because Sam's Avengers aren't in the public view, they are working in the shadows, so it makes sense. IDK Maybe I'm giving the Russos too much credit for hoping for this, but we will see, but judging by the fact that Anthony is filming with the main cast + RDJ, I don't think they're going to sideline him.

[milaeth]

୨୧┊ 𝐈𝐈. 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒. ( charles leclerc )

ꖛ ─ you’re reading part two ∿ part one ∿ part three

✧.* pairings ─ charles leclerc x fem! singer! reader

✧.* genre ─ social media au ⨾ fluff & chaotic

✧.* summary ─ in which your best friend George gets fed up with watching you and Charles secretly yearn for each other while claiming to be just friends. so, when you lose a bet to George, he takes control of your social media accounts for 24 hours, using the opportunity to help you make a move on your crush.

✧.* face claim ─ suki waterhouse

✧.* warnings ─ some suggestive jokes, other than that this is just as chaotic as the first part

✧.* mily’s thoughts ─ part three is coming soon! hope you enjoy mwah <3

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ charles <3 . ✧ ˚

y/n: hey charles i really don’t want to be a bother but i quickly wanted to apologize for the insta post that was made about us a few hours ago!

charles <3: Hey, don’t worry, you’re not a bother! :) And I don’t really care about the post.

y/n: wait

y/n: you don’t care?

charles <3: Nope, I thought the whole flirting thing (the comments etc) was just a joke between friends, yk. At first I was a little confused, to be honest, since we don't usually joke like that, but I figured it was just the way you interact with people you feel more comfortable with!

[ seen 1:29pm ]

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ princess george . ✧ ˚

y/n: i’m so scared

princess george: WHAT DID HE SAY

y/n: he thinks it was a flirty joke between friends

princess george: HUH? So I did all that painfully obvious flirting for nothing💀

y/n: AHA

y/n: SO YOU DID DO ALL THESE THINGS TO GET ME TO CONFESS TO CHARLES.

princess george: Someone had to do it! I'm sick of watching you guys literally be in love with the other and still claim to be "just friends" 🤓

y/n:🧍‍♀️

y/n: that isn’t the point now

y/n: the point is WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY

princess george: YOU HAVENT REPLY YET??

y/n: NO I LEFT HIM ON READ BC I PANICKED IDK

princess george: i'm going to have to call carmen to give you some girly advice if you don't start getting bold💀

y/n: OKAYOKAY BUT WHAT SHOULD I SAY

y/n: HURRY UP HES BEEN ON SEEN FOR FIVE MINUTES NOW

princess george: IDK ASK GOOGLE

y/n: GEORGE WTF

princess george: DONT ‘GEORGE WTF’ ME! YOU KNOW I DONT WORK WELL UNDER PEER PRESSURE

y/n: you’re a racing driver💀

princess george: your point?

[ seen 1:37pm ]

princess george: hello???

[ seen 1:38pm ]

y/n: I ASKED GOOGLE LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO AND THEY DIDNT DO SHIT

y/n: they had the audacity to correct me too

princess george: 💀💀

[ seen 1:40pm ]

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ charles <3 . ✧ ˚

y/n: you think it was a joke?

charles <3: Well yeah

charles <3 I mean

charles <3: It couldn’t have been anything more

y/n: what if it was tho?

y/n: hypothetical ofc!!!!

charles <3: Well I honestly don’t know

charles <3: If we are speaking hypothetically, I think I would be flattered.

y/n: and if we aren’t speaking hypothetically?

charles <3: Then I would probably still feel flattered.

charles <3: Y/n? Hello?

y/n: SORRY MY PHONE FELL DOWN

charles <3: LMAO

charles <3: Does that mean those flirty jokes weren’t just jokes?

y/n: well.. to me, they’re not jokes, but i’m not the one who made them. i wasn’t supposed to tell you yet but i’m getting sick of george so idc

y/n: i lost a bet to him and had to hand over my main social media accounts for 24 hours, meaning all the comments/posts you saw from my main accounts were made by george😭

charles <3: That explains why I saw your private accounts constantly fight with your main accounts in random comment sections💀

y/n: yeah he was really messing with me

y/n: i’ve gotten lots of angry mails from my pr team

charles <3: I can imagine😭 It's only fair that you get back at him.

y/n: oh absolutely.

charles <3: Can I ask a question though?

y/n: sure!

charles <3: Is your newest single actually about me?

y/n: yes it is. i’m sorry you have to find out like this but i really like you, like a lot. i’ve liked you for a while now but i was too scared to talk to you about it because i thought you don’t feel the same.

charles <3: That’s not true

charles <3: I actually do feel the same, and I literally had the same dilemma!

y/n: WHAT

y/n: YOU ALSO LIKE ME??

charles <3: YES!! I really like you :)

y/n: SINCE WHEN

charles <3: Probably since the day I first met you

y/n: no way i thought you hated me back then💀

charles <3: No don’t worry I didn’t😭 My brother Arthur said I always have this certain look to myself when I meet new people. He said I tend to look a little “off” when I’m overwhelmed, so that was probably it lol

y/n: oh yeah, george said the same about you

charles <3: Aha very nice of him💀

charles <3: Btw I don’t want to make you uncomfortable by asking this, but what are we now? I’m just a little confused

y/n: how about we take it slow and start going on little dates? like trying this whole thing out and seeing if we can actually be more than friends.

charles <3: I had the same in mind :)

charles <3: And George still has control over your main accounts?

y/n: yep for the next 2-3 hours :’)

charles <3: alright, ready to get back at him?

y/n: ABSOLUTELY

[ seen 1:59pm ]

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ princess george . ✧ ˚

princess george: Y/N DID HE REPLY YET?

[ sent 1:43pm ]

princess george: Y/N?

princess charles: HELLOOOO

[ sent 1:44pm ]

princess george: CMON I CAN SEE YOURE ONLINE

[ sent 1:46pm ]

princess george: DONT BE SO CRUEL

princess george: PLEASEEE

princess george: I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SAID

[ sent 1:50pm ]

princess george: UGH fine

princess george: Guess my finger slipped again🙄🙄🙄

[ sent 1:55pm ]

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[heavens-crown]

And The Were Neighbors PT.3

A/N: There is a brief description of prior domestic violence, it is not graphic details but is talked about

Warnings: Angst, mention of DV, minor wound care

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“It’s a date.”

When the door to his apartment shut behind him Robby had to lean against it for support. He couldn’t remember the last time he had spent time with a woman like that, especially one who just seemed to get him. Groaning, he scrubbed his hands over his face. He needed to get it together, he was acting like a horny teenager. Spending half the night trying to fight off an erection had not been in his horoscope for the day he was sure. 

“Get it together,” He muttered to himself. Stalking into the kitchen he grabbed a protein bar and sat heavily on his couch. Apparently peace was too much for him to ask for because the moment he sat down his mind assaulted him with image after image of Delilah. Before his mind could continue to perverse everything his new found friend did his phone began ringing. Grateful for the distraction he grabbed it from the coffee table and answered it. 

“Where the fuck do we get the physical patient sheets?” It was Jack, Robby’s coworker and begrudged best friend. 

“Well hello to you too. I’m doing great thanks for asking.” Robby chuckled hearing Jack’s annoyed huff. “Check in the filing cabinet near my desk. They should be in there if not I got no idea.” 

“All the computers decided now was the best time to just shut down and not work and shit is just crazy here,” Robby could hear him shuffling through papers while he grumbled under his breath. “Found them, thanks brother.” With that Jack hung up. 

Robby shook his head in amusement, he was used to Jack being rather prickly so the attitude didn’t bother him much. Now that it was silent again in his apartment Robby’s mind began to wander again and this time he didn’t stop it. Christ he was a dirty old man, he had no business wondering how soft her skin was. Or how she’d look spread out underneath him while he worked his way down her body. As his mind continued to wander a thought struck him, making him grab his phone. She had mentioned her art blog where she advertised her work, she had even given him the name of it in passing since it was apparently a joke of some kind. 

It didn’t take him long to find it, and when he did he felt a flush work its way up his neck. The profile picture was her alright and when he began scrolling through the posts he damn near threw his phone. The first post that popped up was an art piece she recently finished, tentacles held a woman who looked eerily like Delilah in the air. The woman's legs were spread open and even though it was blurred he could tell the tentacles were in between her thighs, while another one was shoved down her throat. Fucking christ, Robby thought as he continued to scroll through the posts. She hadn’t been kidding when she had warned him about how graphic they could get. One post in particular caught his attention. In the description was a link to a secondary blog that was apparently for all her explicit work. Before he could stop himself he had clicked the link. 

A full hour had gone by the time Robby had finally found the willpower to put his phone down. Apparently the second blog was more of her personal art along with random things she wanted to post at will. When it wasn’t monsters and women it was one particular character drawn in various scenarios. His first look through the blog he had failed to notice the captions and tags on each post but when he went back through his breath had hitched.

-I just want to be someone's toy. Is that too much to ask for?

That caption had been with another drawing of the character she seemed to favor bent over a couch. A fist was bunched in her hair pulling her head back while the other hand gripped her hip holding her in place. Robby’s gut had twisted when he’d seen the caption and he had to stop himself from picturing him and Delilah in that pose. He groaned when he felt his dick throb and laid his head back against the couch. He was a grown man and he should have better self control. A minute passed with no signs of his hard on going away before he groaned and shoved his hand down his pants. Hopefully Delilah never found out that her neighbor was jerking himself off to thoughts of her. 

Delilah busied herself with finishing up a makeshift breakfast while trying to ignore just how horny she was. After Robby had left she had tried to sleep and when she failed at that she had tried to masturbate since that usually helped her sleep. Spoiler: it hadn’t worked. Even using her favorite vibrator hadn’t done jack besides make her over stimulated. So she wasn’t in the best of moods but at least she had cinnamon rolls and fruit to look forward to. Her phone dinged, pulling her attention away from the fruit she was chopping. Before she knew it she had sliced her finger instead of the cantaloupe.

“Fuck!” She yelped. Dropping the knife she grabbed a tea towel and wrapped it around her finger. Tears welled in her eyes as the wound throbbed. Her morning was looking like a real shit show, a few tears rolled down her face as she attempted to survey the damage done to her finger. Before she could there was a knock at the door. With a sniffle and attempt at wiping her Delilah made her way to the door, opening it to Robby standing there. He was all smiles until he saw the tears and her clutching the towel to her hand. 

“Jesus are you ok? What happened?” Robby pushed himself into her apartment gently cradling her hand. He peeled back the tea towel as she explained what had happened. Delilah sniffled as more tears gathered in her eyes. She knew she was crying from more than just the cut, everything was threatening to overwhelm her. 

“I’m sorry for crying so much,” She muttered as he continued to survey the damage. Frowning at her he pressed the towel back to her hand. 

“Why are you apologizing? You’re hurt it’s natural to cry when you get hurt,” He brushed some of her hair out of her face. “Sit on the couch, I'm going to grab my first aid kit. Thankfully you don’t need stitches.” Before she could argue with him he was herding her to the couch and only left once she had sat down. When he returned he sat on her coffee table directly in front of her. His legs bracketed hers as he grabbed supplies out of it. Once he had what he needed pulled on a pair of gloves before gently pulling her hands towards him.

“I’m gonna clean around the cut just to get some of this blood off. Once that's done I'm gonna put these butterfly bandages on it ok?” When she nodded her consent he started cleaning off her hand. “I’m going to use this mild antiseptic solution, it’s gonna sting a bit.” When it did begin stinging Delilah winced.

“Shit you weren’t kidding,” more tears gathered as she tried to not flinch away from him.

“I know I'm sorry just hold still a moment longer,” Robby said as he finished up cleaning the wound. When she took in a shaky breath he gave her a warm smile. “That’s it good girl, take in nice deep breaths for me.” Delilah prayed to whatever higher being there was that he didn’t notice her squeeze her thighs together at his ‘good girl’ comment. Jesus she was a wreck, she shouldn’t be lusting after her neighbor while he bandaged her up. 

“I’m sorry again for crying,” She said softly. “I think it was just sort of a straw that broke the camel's back. Things haven’t  been great up to me moving here.” Robby finished applying the bandages to her finger. He didn’t let go of her hand as he studied her face. 

“If you want to talk about it you can. I’m a really good listener," he offered. His thumb was rubbing soothing circles on the back of her hand while his other hand gently cupped her wrist on her non injured hand. She hesitated for the briefest moment, but seeing the sincerity in his eyes and the way he didn’t push her to share anything made her crack. 

“I have this ex, we met when I was 19 and he was 29. My parents had just died and I was an emotional wreck. He made me feel important and showered me with gifts, it's why when he suddenly criticized anything I did or got in my face during an argument I didn't immediately see what was happening,” Delilah paused, taking a shaky breath. “When I was 21 he started hitting me. It just escalated from there until two years ago he threatened to kill me if I left him. My friend Cherry managed to convince me that he’d kill me even if I stayed so I packed a bag with anything important and I left.” 

“Delilah,” Robby started. 

“You don’t have to say I'm sorry or anything, I know people tend to feel a little uncomfortable at first when I talk about this stuff.” Another deep breath and she felt less shaken. “After I left I bounced around alot, never staying anywhere for long. It was only a year ago that I reactivated my blogs so I could go back to art commissions. Then about 3 months ago my grandma called saying that she was going into a nursing home here in Pittsburgh and she wanted me to be close by. So i decided fuck it, and moved here.” 

They sat in silence for a moment, Robby seemed lost for words and Delilah was just staring down at her hands still held in his. The timer on the oven dinged startling both of them. Laughing a bit Delilah pulled her hands out of his grip and went to stand. 

“That’s the cinnamon rolls, let me go get them before they burn,” she went to stand but Robby stopped her.

“I’ll get them you sit and rest,” He said. “Doctors orders.” Winking at her he got up and made his way into the kitchen. Delilah turned so she could watch him in the Kitchen. He moved around easily, pulling the tray of cinnamon rolls out of the oven and placing them on the stove to cool. He also put the bloodied knife and cutting board in the sink and washed them off. 

“I got the icing ready for the cinnamon rolls. So in a few minutes I can come in there and we can ice them up,” Delilah said, enjoying watching him move about. Robby shot her a mark glare, his fits on his hips. 

“What part of the doctor's orders do you not understand?” He scolded playfully. Making his way back to the couch he dropped down next to her and sighed as if she were a troublesome child. “Am I going to have to tie you to this couch to get you to sit still?” 

Oh my god, Delilah thought. Logically she knew he didn't mean it that way, but her brain still kicked into overdrive at the images that statement produced. He was smirking at her, as if thinking she wouldn’t clap back. Before she could stop herself she found herself talking. 

“My safewords ‘banana’ if you really want to play that game.”

Seeing the satisfied smirk on Delilah’s face damn near made his control snap. It took Robby a moment to get his thoughts together since he honestly hadn’t meant to threaten to tie her down, nor was he expecting her to say that. 

“Cat got your tongue?” She teases. Sitting back with a triumphant look on her face Robby makes a split decision. 

“Keep it up little girl, and i’ll put you over my knee,” it’s not a threat but a promise. He watches as her pupils dilate just slightly and a flush works its way up her face. It’s at that moment Robby has a lightbulb realization. She’s just as attracted to him, and fuck if that doesn’t make some of his self control start to fray. He’s leaning toward her about to say something completely inappropriate when all of a sudden his phone is blaring. Frowning he pulls it out of his pocket and he feels his stomach drop when he sees the message flashing across the screen. 

[MCI Alert: Pittsburgh PA - Train derailment]

[sodatelle]

kind of obsessed with your jay. do u have any hcs or anything u can share pleaseee 🙏

Hii Anonie i Have like a Million hcs for All the ninja I’ve Oc-ified them All no one judge me Srry They r all under the cut i waffled a bit … tgey might be ooc But i don’t care this is My world and i make the rules

i said this Before but jay is korean to me … But very Whitewashed Since ed and edna r white ! i rhink He definitely tried to connect with his culture a Little … but the most he knows is a teeny bit of korean from watching kdramas with Nya . The rest of the ninja r more connected to their culture and jay spends so much Time with them that U got this korean guy Who’s a mish mash of random cultures Which i rhink suits Him well ❣️😊

n He is TALL…. One of the more taller ninja . U feel me . like he is a tall guy and he’s also quite lean in Muscle . not the tallest i think that’s probablr Zane To be honest #Sorry i’m a Bandwagoner But i think he’s Second tallest Maybe . third tallest . Not sure But he’s up there

Thid is one of those hcs that Exists just for me which is i think all the ninja have some weird ability that they can do If they really push The limits of their Powers .. They r the elements of creation I think they should have something Special U know . Jays in particular is teleporting 😊🌹 Something something about moving your electrons or something … Idk . someone will figure some way for it to happen but i think He can teleport . at first he kept getting fed up because it was . HARD and could only do it once after a good few minutes or concetration but after a long . long time i think he got more used to it and can do it in quick succession… though post merge he definitely forgot how to do it again but the muscle memory of it is there ? so Sometimes he’s giving a presentation in the administration and he looks up And he’s in the bathroom suddenly and he’s like Yo…. am i …. Going insane

whenever he fights He does so More using speed and agility Rather than Strength .. he is Built but again hjes more on the lean side Like he got a Sleeper build . Whenever He fights I think it’s a lot of Quick teleporting around to dodge … On that note he is banned from teleporting during ninja training sessions it makes everyone too Mad . He is a master at rage baiting

I rhink he might have Bpd …. not sure ? Maybe late onset bpd that worsened after the merge But was there pre merge as well . dont know …. i see many people hc him with psychosis or schizophrenia And i think rgeyre all cool hcs 😊 i will write them on a board close my eyes and throw a Dart to decide

speaking of eyes .. Post shattering he has a teeny speck of red in the middle of his eye I think i Drew this once or twice .. and whenevr shatterspin takes over the red expands to the whole of his eye And the blue part becomes tiny .

on the topic of shatterspin I love the hc that Shatterspin is like . Drugs …. cinder and Jay and everyone else who uses it (minus the f5 Who have been using it for millennia ) Face withdrawal symptoms when not using it …. i think Whenevr jays in his healing Era he chews a lot of gum to keep his mind off of it and whenever someone annoys him he starts . smacking his gum so loud That Kai threatens to kill him

he also a Crooked grin 😭😭🌹 and dimples But only because i got dimples so im projecting

he had braces in early Ninjago .. I rhink he got them off Between s3 and s4 Before he became a Tv host . U can’t be a Tv host with Braces It’s too embarassing

He Loves laying his Head in nyas Lap .. 999999% U will find nya locked in on something and jay snoozing away in her lap

casual clothes Wise he LOVES his baggy clothes ….. baggy pants baggy shirts even his ninja gi is always a Teeny big messy . though Post merge after leaving the administration He’s got that 6am wake up drilled into his head so when he dresses up in gi again that Shit is UNIFORM! He running it like it’s the military …

He has a tattoo of nyas Kiss mark On his collarbone . Sorry i Think jts cute .. post merge He doesn’t believe nya is his Yang so she’s like Fuck U man watch this . puts lipstick all over her lips and kisses the kiss mark to show him it lines up ans that it’s HER lips and he’s like . Why would i get that tattooed

I think U need paperwork to wear earrings in the administration So he probablr wearing paper clips in his piercings to prevent them from Closinf up . he looks Dumb as rocks doing this By the way He thinks he’s slick . everybody is Judging him

Picked up a smoking Habit from his time in the Administration …. Hard to quit . every now and rhen cole says something stupid and he’s like Lowkey I need a smoke before Relaziing he’s a couple years Clean so he starts using those cringy breathing gifs

hes bi 💯 He is for Everyone

He can use his lightning as a deflibrator .. i think i Read this somewhere . it was cool as fuck Though . not just on himself but he can use it on others like Strike them with Lightning To restart their Heart … but everyone tries to avoid that sceanorio Because as soon as your heart starts beating again It feels like you just got hit with a Mega truck everyone Hates it

Where Nyas Better at constructing things with actual materials And engineering Jay is better at working with scraps and what he has on Hand rather than proper Materials …. He’s also a Physics Guy . The really Annoying kind that never stop Waffling

The Lack of Proper vision In his left eye has lead to a Pair of cunty reading Glasses . They all clown on him for it but nya secretly thinks It’s the single most hottest Thing ever she will never admit it Though …

Ok im Projecting Here but@He has a very high Tolerance for Heat … Bro Grew up in a Desert i Think he can handle it WELL . but he also Gets cold extremely Easily So 99% of the time U see him like a backpack Attached to Kai otherwise u turn around and he’s frozen into a Block of ice

I rhink Jay and Kai r the looks of the Team …. I know Kai’s is #canon but i Don’t tgink they would’ve started a Cult for a fugly Guy also he was the son of a Big hit movie actor and a Absolutely Stunningly Gorgeous woman and a TV host at one point . he either Got the charm or the face PICK ONE!!!!

Face wise He has a very approachable looking Face . i know Rogue mad as Fuck in the crossroads trying to look Edgy and some old lady come up to him Asking Hey Where’s the Bathroom😊 and he’s like. Do you think Ras abandoned me on purpose

Pre merge He. obviously had a Meet the parents with Ray and Maya after nya and Kai found out they’re alive Because he was all about doing it Properly and it was one of the worlds most Awkward dinners ever He was mentally killing Himself 30 Times

Post Merge when Kai and Nya r searching for him they find him In a Dusty Pub reading a newspaper That has his Face plastered on the front With the words WANTED DEAD!!!! and Kai and nya r like ? Hey jay…. and Jays like Wow Who’s Jay. never heard of him . he’s not me . and rhen Nyas like ? U have a big J on the back of your suit and he’s Like I seriously don’t know what you’re talking about

When Jay rejoins the Ninja again But has no Memories still they’re telling him about His life to try to get him To rmemeber who he is but instead of that Jay starts reacting to it like a Bad youtuber . Kai’s like Yeah U lowkey Wenr crazy and started talking to glasses of water and Jays like I rhink you are mischaracterizing me i would never do That

In the administration sub agent prentis And his employees Probably saw jay with his shirt off once and saw all the scars from general Ninja work and Also nadakhan torture scars And were like Guys our boss Is going to KILL US ALL if we don’t file this paperwork . he was a Mafia gangster…. and U cut to Jay in his room being like Should I wear my blue tie or my Grey one 😊

and lastly ..I also Think the administration housing was like Lowkey Fake sky Fake grass fake everything So when he escaped the first thing he Took notice of was how big the sky was like that radiohead song that goes . One day I am gonna Geowww winngss A chemical Reactionnn …

I probablr have . a million more . i rhink about Ninjago constantly i could yap about any of the Ninja for ages Thank U for this Ask anonie….

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FIA’S WORK IN PROGRESS

named ‘work in progress’ but let’s be real… it’s actually just a collection of a few requests i said yes to because sometimes inspiration hits after someone drops a spicy idea in my inbox so shoutout to you guys for that! also, even if some of you sent your request without anon, don’t worry i won’t include your username here! i totally get that it might make you uncomfortable, so your privacy’s safe with me.

WHO I WRITE FOR: matt rempe⁷³, quinn hughes⁴³, jack hughes⁸⁶, luke hughes⁴³, fraser minton⁹³, wyatt johnston⁵³, frank nazar⁹¹, macklin celebrini⁷¹, will smith², william eklund⁷²

quinn hughes

↳ req. 01 — dating quinn comes with getting the most random calls from jack and luke all the time because you’re the older sister they never had — but when one night luke and jack call you and tell you how everything’s going to shit in jersey because they’re both injured now, you and quinn get on a plane to help both of them, without a second thought.

jack hughes

↳ req. 01 — hey, fia darling! i was wondering if i could possibly add to the angsty requests. reader is childhood friends with the three hughes brothers, and once the two get to michigan, they're very on and off, no labels kinda thing. they don't speak for a while once he goes to new jersey but they end up seeing each other a couple years later at a family event, like a wedding or something, and they get into maybe a fight that the other didn't try hard enough, but reader has moved on now. i fear i need my heart broken. thank you, also feel free not to write this if you don't like it

luke hughes

↳ req. 01 — i live for angsty marital issues bc that’s real life!! I feel like maybe the main argument in their relationship would be about him not showing up for lucy or reader. I think it’d definitely cause massive tension between the two of them.

↳ req. 02 — dad!luke and reader cuddling after putting their daughter down for bed. she’s not even down for five minutes before she comes padding down the hall and into her parents’ room to snuggle and sleepily yap at them 🥹🥹

↳ req. 03 — hi i was wondering if i can request the current boyfriend trend on tiktok with luke hughes? (will be posted on my mid/plus-size reader blog, @voicemailfromluke-beep)

matt rempe

↳ req. 01 — hii I hope you're having an amazing day so since you told you would write for matt i have a req!!!🤭🤭 we all know matt is a big guy but that doesn't change reader wouldn't be insecure about her weight but not in a bad way just like when he picking her up she told him to no or wouldn't want to sit on his lap because she think she's too heavy for him i don't know matt gives me a really big physical touch vibe 😔 and sorry for my bad writing but I hope you get it what I meant even if I couldn't write it. 😭😭 (will be posted on my mid/plus-size reader blog, @voicemailfromluke-beep)

william eklund

will smith

↳ req. 01 — i have a little request for smitty! possibly based off of "you are in Love" by taylor swift, specifically the lyrics "you keep his shirt, he keeps his word and for once you let go of your fears and you ghosts" maybe the reader has had rocky relationships or been cheated on in the past and will assures her that it won't happen

↳ req. 02 — angst idea with no happy ending!!!! How about reader finds out that will is cheating on her

↳ req. 03 — fia girlie! i've followed you over to this blog finally! would you be open to writing a smitty fic with a plus size reader? maybe something where they go to a sharks gala to like hard launch their relationship and he fully shows her off and loves on her like all night? if you have time babes and are open to writing it! no pressure tho! (will be posted on my mid/plus-size reader blog, @voicemailfromluke-beep)

mack celebrini

↳ req. 01 — cute and fluffy date with macklin during the off season, like maybe they go to an amusement park or maybe to the beach! that'd be soo cute 😍

↳ req. 02 — macklin x reader angst fic where his anger issues get the best of him and it leaves reader very hurt and he feels terrible, have your own twist on it

[utilitycaster]

A couple things before I do this as I said I would here

I’ve decided it’s more effective in the long term to bring up a handful of people than everyone who’s ever been obnoxious, mostly to maintain ongoing leverage, ie, maybe if people leave me alone they can get away with their lower-key shitty behavior, and if people don’t, then they won’t.

Do not harass nor send hate to the people I've mentioned; take the high ground. Blocking, vagueing and openly going “what the fuck is wrong with that guy (gn)” however is chill, but I won’t be taking anons personally that are pile-ons on these people because that is not the point of this exercise.

Similarly I just delete anon hate or post it if I have a funny enough response for it but it won’t elicit this kind of thing for various reasons I don’t care to get into right now.

If my good opinion is important to you, really, the quickest way to lose it is to treat me expressing my own opinions on my blog as a personal attack on you. I wasn’t specifically judging you until you decided I was; now, I will ruin your day or week and I won’t feel sorry.

Now, I’m going to be honest. The reason I haven’t done this earlier despite the shit I and many others have waded through all campaign is that the vast majority of people who engage in harassment, hate, or “how dare you exist and have opinions that aren’t mine, don’t you know the world revolves around me” will then immediately make a post like this, such as the loser who led to this: (rest below the cut)

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To be clear I do hope they get whatever presumably important medical procedure this is and I too am in opposition to transphobia on an active political level, however, if you take your own shit out on me, a random woman on the internet, I will continue to fight for what I believe to be your fundamental human rights like gender expression and healthcare but there is no right you have that prevents me from calling you a stupid thin-skinned loser and that I feel sorry for anyone who has the misfortune to love you as I suspect you’re incapable of truly returning it, and also your blorbo still sucks. This has been: if you attempt to treat me even slightly like your punching bag, I punch back.

With that in mind let’s go to the people I’m talking about today. If you're not into this, skip the cut.

I think it goes without saying that warrior/inrecovery was an embarrassing blight on this fandom and imo/dna shippers’ steadfast laxity in taking out the trash is yet another reason why this ship ain’t it chief. I’m posting all of the aliases under which they attacked me and others, but they flamed out during the Laudna addiction metaphor and hopefully got help, though as you can see their blog for the past like, decade, is them attacking people over femslash ships, so idk if it’s gonna stick, pals. Anyway, they have a distinctive style so hopefully if they ever rear their ugly head again I’ll be able to get and post an IP address. I did have some suspicions about Tulsa OK but they are not sufficiently founded. Anyway: you can also find them under tlb/wc (they use that one to make death threats); thatguy/10592; clearcowboy/angel; screechingalpha/nightmare; and holysoul/enthusiast, all of which are still up and have the evidence as of posting

Honorable mention to the person who called me a hypocrite for checks notes liking callowmoore more than Imo/dna (series of asks from November 11th, 2023 in which they harassed not just me but many people who had simply interacted with my posts). I have my suspicions as to who it was [noted tar pit from Westphalia, Germany absintheheartbeat, who I also think sent this Dorym ask] but as I have no proof that’s really all there is. While we’re talking about generic tar pits disconnectedkat is a discourse blog that is just generally a piece of shit and is one of those people who clutches pearls about HOW DARE YOU TRY TO WIN AT FANDOM WITH LEFTIST CAUSES ignoring the big elephant in the room of “countless C3 fans lecturing incompetently about this being a revolutionary anticolonialist narrative and how we’re just status quo loving conservatives and then crying when we point out that they are being shitty in real life.” If you are one of those people reading this and finding yourself getting huffy, do take a look at the people mentioned throughout this and ask yourself: are you okay with them? Because if so, then your issue isn’t “it’s mean to call people stupid and attack them on a moral basis”; your issue is “it’s mean to call me stupid”, and you are part of the problem, and, moreover, I am in your walls.

Theshepardshuffle deactivated but I do want to point them out here just to note that I have in fact suffered more than Job and been more steadfast than any US Marine at the hands of imo/dna shippers for the sin of saying “this ship isn’t very good.” I’d also want to point out that they are why I started checking on people I’ve blocked. See, this is a side blog, so if you block me I cannot interact with you, but I can still see you, and our buddy shep joined tumblr, blocked me, and then posted discourse about me constantly not realizing I could literally see it (and to be clear. I know people I have blocked can see this. I hope they do.)

Anyway, the main event: let’s talk about noted racist idiot hecate astralley/wright (main blog bone/heat), to my knowledge a white American cultural Christian, seen here (archive link if they delete it) mocking someone who found Bells Hells’ behavior justifyingly reminiscent of a conquering colonialist army as their family experienced, and horrifying for it (note: this mention is made with everypigeondeserveslove’s knowledge and permission; they are well aware of this bullshit). Hecate decided it was a good time to be a truly unfeeling piece of shit about this in the service of checks notes convincing people that Bells Hells was an anticolonialist narrative. They did, to be fair, just start reading Wretched of the Earth, so they do know who they’re talking over. I mean about. They also accused me of, when I pointed out this article’s discussion of history and whether it was written by the victors, Godwin’s law, which is not really what that means (saying ‘this phrase has its origins in a lot of hateful groups who used it to evade their responsibility in historical events, and also even if history is written by the victors, that doesn’t mean every alternate viewpoint is automatically wrong’ is simply factual), then turned around and claimed, in a truly stunningly insolent case of putting words in someone’s mouths, that criticism of Imogen and Laudna on the basis of their unkind actions was akin to calling them degenerates (archive)to the point that people were confused. This is an ongoing pattern with that circle; you’ll see it with cringefae/compilation too of just. Making shit up. 

What you need to know about them is in the end they’re mostly just a hypocrite and a loser. They’re really into 9/11 jokes, which to be clear I’m not personally squeamish about, but I also don’t go around screaming about how cruel the fandom is to Aeor, a city that is entirely pretend, while joking about real-life civilian deaths. Absolutely terminal case of caring more about pretend people than real ones. As for the idiot part, interesting to claim at one point that Orym would be saved by the Wild Mother and should, and this is a direct quote from someone who, again, is only now reading the first book listed the “Notable Theoreticians And Theories” list on the Postcolonialism wikipedia page, that he should “read theory” and then claim to have Gotten It From Hearthdell after spending much of the intervening time, as discussed, arguing for the deaths of the gods. In fact, I recommend looking back through their blog in depth for a combination of tiktok-brained politics, an utter lack of empathy, and Consistently Getting It Wrong And Lying And Pretending They Didn’t. 

Second person is cringefae/compilation. When they’re not throwing tantrums interspersed with gifs of the pink My Little Pony, or throwing different tantrums about Kipperlily Copperkettle, or throwing different tantrums about Essek and Verin Thelyss existing within the narrative, you can find them throwing tantrums about how everyone but them is a bigot, often in the main tag. This has been commented on by the general fandom, and it is notable that even others in their circle often won’t touch their vent posts (also many of said posts directly attack others in their circle, which is funny to me). Now I’ll just keep it very basic: I think what’s going on is that cringefae does not think they are a very good person, deep down, but is trying to project an image of being a very good person, and so they have decided that people in the fandom, of which I was public enemy number one before they seemingly discovered the native text block function, are the Real Bad People, and don’t seem to have the ability to process. Now the thing about cringefae is that if you dislike a character OR like but would enjoy them experiencing some fictional horrors and that character is not Essek Thelyss; the Briarwoods; a character I personally like such as Fjord when they are on the warpath (they actually seem to personally really like Fjord and I think high key hate that I like him because they have basically no consistent identity other than contrarianism; they do not seem to like anything, really, other than possibly the pink My Little Pony); or a white cis straight man that they do not headcanon as not that, then they will call you a bigot. Now: you may notice, with a quick perusal of their blog, that they believe Ludinus Da’leth to be a racist who started a race war, which would imply Essek Thelyss is nonwhite, but they have definitely argued against this as well, and recently argued both in favor of Ludinus having a redemption arc and also that they don’t believe in zero-effort redemption arcs, because again, there is zero logical coherence other than attacking people they don’t like for whatever reason. I don’t even have links; just scroll down their blog for a few minutes and you’ll get the vibe (bad). They too have a tendency to make up a guy and get mad at that guy (and have to clarify they're just making shit up in the notes); possibly to assume the worst of the fandom in order to feel better about themself. And whereas I think astralley/wright might know deep down they're attacking real people to defend pretend people and hoping no one will notice and call them on it, cringefae seems to be genuinely too stupid to understand the concept of "it can be interesting for a story to be tragic." They also tend to frequently insult the positions of people in their circle and conflate everything they don't like into one person; again, horse-immorality (deactivated) was one of the loudest "bor'dor is a dog" people and cringefae liked them and now is like IT'S SUPER RACIST TO SAY BOR'DOR WAS A DOG because again, it's not about any position, it's just about finding some arbitrary scapegoat and attacking them so that you can feel righteous, and in doing so, they become a cesspit of a person.

I think the kindest thing you could say about cringefae is that in their incoherence it all kind of cancels out, and absolutely no one really seems to take them seriously. They seem entirely unaware of the concept of crying wolf and how maybe if you say that a woman who checks notes happens to openly prefer the canon art of Jester, Yasha, and Imogen to fan redesigns, canon art that was checks notes designed by women and checks notes drawn by women is a “soft MRA” you might be wildly irresponsible in your accusations to the point of eroding an ability in the fandom to actually point out misogynistic views (also, hanging out with astrall/eywright does kind of fuck your image as caring about the oppressed). It’s accusations as a tool against the people they’ve decided are The Bad Ones. And really that’s the thing. I know we’re all online here, this is explicitly my fandom sideblog and I try to keep it light on politics not because they’re not vitally important but because I do see Tumblr largely as an escape and not as a news source, but I would bet good money this is someone who doesn’t like, do anything other than post. Anyway, just kind of a stream of nonstop constantly shifting incoherent bile worth a block. One of those cases where you're like "have people...just put up with this person in their fandom spaces forever? why? don't fandoms deserve to not have a missing stair like this?"

[skateboard-of-sickness]

Riz Gukgak, a little rogue from a single-parent household. A natural detective, going nights without sleeping and worrying his mother to death. He was looking for his babysitter who had gone missing, he didn’t care about friends. He was the briefcase kid, he was used to getting bullied. He gets thrown into a trash can and called “The Ball.” He stole a teabag in the name of getting clues and got detention. He brought a gun to his first day of school. He killed a monster, making the worst but smartest choice of jumping into the corn monster. He joined the A.V. club with some gross people just to solve a mystery. He started taking care of a random rat just because he could. He used his suitcase as a skateboard during combat. He shot Coach Daybreak when he was unconscious just to make sure he was dead. He knew they weren’t done yet despite the cops having the palimpsest. He took 7 damage to try to save someone from a palimpsest. He shot 2 of his classmate’s fingers off to get him to answer their questions. He holds the sword of shadows. He kills a dragon and then eats him. “Fury of the Ball” He becomes a licensed investigator. He lied about having a partner, and it manifested and kidnapped him. He comes clean immediately. He gave up a secret only to save his friend he never thought he would have. He tried to help Fabian feel better after the fight at the Row and the Ruction. He helped save Adaine, helping take down a Plyon. He found record of the coin from the Nightmare King in Kalvaxus’ Horde. He was also the first to find out about the Shadow Cat.  He represented Fig in a legal trial in Hell. He met his dad and almost thought he was bad. He became part of the Lower Planar Reconnaissance Task Force. His biggest fear was getting left by his friends getting in relationships. He came up with the way to destroy Kalina. He used magic to be able to drive. He ran over Fabian. He joined every club he could and became a campaign manager so that he could go to college since his mom couldn’t afford it. *His principal cast Hold Monster on him…  He didn’t hesitate to protect Fig from the moon by throwing her into his briefcase and jumping in after her. His nightmare followed him, it attacked his friends. He got away again. He learned to talk shit. He hid so well and helped with the Last Stand so much. He found the rogue teacher, he solved so many points of the mystery. He killed another dragon! He is so protective of his friends, and he hated what the rat grinders stood for. “Make sure to cut his head off so he can’t be revived.” He submerged in lava just to throw Kipperlilly off.  “Very good on paper but… no practical application.” He apologized to Fig and Kristen for pushing them to do school when they didn’t want to, as well as made sure Kristen actually wanted to be president. He is Riz Gukgak, The Ball, and he is a huge part of the bad kids despite being so small. And the one thing Porter was right about? Riz is a “Little Shadow” and he is good at it too. 

It took me three hours to write this because I had to condense and cut so much. It’s 1am (12:14) in a warehouse in the middle of the sea (a dorm room) and I am finally done with this style of post. At least 4 more Bad Kids posts are coming, and then I’ll be normal again (posting about other fandoms and dnd shows)

*I said this was important! He used dominate person on Ruben, so that was a choice Grix made, there are no mechanical reasons for monster to work vs person

[minyard-05]

hi, me again.

neil josten deserves some of the hate and i'm not kidding

CW: abuse, child abuse + neglect, aaron's whole backstory

now, prefacing this by saying: i LIKE neil. i also recognise that he's a complete dick. i am also fully aware that i am the only person who thinks/cares about aaron minyard this much. i ALSO recognise that i have made this post 4 times already but i'm making it again

SO. i present page 236 of TKM

this scene was over the line even for neil

allow me to *cracks knuckles* Explain.

there are two foxes who, i think, would be able to actually somewhat understand what aaron's life growing up with his mother was like, and those two are wymack and renee. wymack grew up with a bad father who hit him and killed his mother, and renee grew up with her mother and her mother's boyfriends, who are all described as being heavy handed. what pisses me off the most about this scene in particular, among other neil & aaron interactions, is that neil implies that aaron could've stood up to his mother and he didn't.

aaron's mother died when he was fifteen. he had no siblings living with him, no dad, and nicky says he got involved with some bad stuff once he got to columbia, all of which points to aaron being almost entirely isolated as a kid. isolated from everyone except for his mother, who was neglectful before she got violent, but even still, that neglect would bear scars of its own. aaron probably had to learn to cook before he was tall enough to reach the kitchen counter. aaron probably had to walk himself home from school when he was too small to see over cars before crossing the road. aaron probably had to lie to his teachers when they asked to call his mother, had to forge her signature on permission slips, had to learn to shoplift young so he could still eat when they didn't have any money. and then he would have to learn how to clean a cut without it getting infected, because he couldn't go to a hospital. he would have to think about long sleeves and baggy shirts to cover up bruises, he would have to learn how to lie quickly if anybody asked why he was limping slightly, he would have to figure out any possible way to keep people from finding out what was happening, because the alternative was that he'd get taken away, and then he'd really be alone. and that's scary. when you're twelve, the prospect of losing your mom is scary. even after everything, he still didn't know what to do without her. he loved her because there was literally nobody else in his life he could love. and he was a kid.

aaron was a kid and he was scared, and 90% of his actions/reactions to things throughout the books are the actions of a kid who didn't get to do anything other than grow up too fast and now he doesn't know what to do. considering the above scene i cited is immediately after Happy Birthday Junior, aaron's reaction (which is directly confronting neil about wtf is going on) is completely justified! because another reminder that all of the trilogy is in neil's first year of PSU, but aaron and the others have been through the aftermath of kevin signing with them (which we know meant a lot of threats, fights, and other bad shit), with the addition of general Fox drama. and aaron has NO idea what's going on. all he knows is that this random kid from arizona seems dead-set on pissing off riko moriyama, one of their teammates is dead, somebody put a dead fox in their car, and now somebody broke into their locker room and filled neil's locker with blood. so, naturally, aaron's asking what the fuck is happening.

ok so now i am not 100% sure where exactly i was going with this, i am still sick and have a very short attention span so my TLDR is this: when aaron punches neil in the corridor after neil talks to katelyn (even though that happened before this), neil kind of had it coming. also i personally believe aaron deserves to punch neil just one more time. he's earned it

[lisa-grdjc]

more NegaPosi angler thoughts…🎣

practically dissecting the entire scene (as painful as it is) atp but i simply can’t get over the way their body language and expressions are animated throughout their argument and compiled all the random little things that just… really got to me (⬆️). like. how it starts off so subtle, with an averted gaze, some fidgeting. and it keeps us on edge, bc we know they’re bound to reach a breaking point if they keep chipping away at each other’s patience (spoiler they do, a few secs later—)

(what’s also so satisfying to me is how clean and consistent the animation has been overall and im not exaggerating when i say each frame is screenshot-worthy. gotta appreciate a top tier animation especially for such an underrated gem ; its one of the many strengths of the series and i had to point that out even tho it’s not really what i wanted to talk abt in this very self-indulgent post)

indeed there were times where i was momentarily distracted and couldn’t rly focus on the dialogues so i had to replay some parts—and im not ashamed to admit it was whenever takaaki was on screen. cuz i was too busy staring at him and his lethal face card—(actually that’s been my problem in every episode since he’s been introduced, seriously, he’s attractive as fuck, and his voice and its playful, velvety lilt is to die for, ok? but. it’s different in that episode’s case)

bc i believe this is the first time we’re seeing takaaki looking so pained and angry and violent after having known him for almost ten eps out of twelve being sunshine incarnate and the sweetest guy you could ever imagine—and it shook me to my core.

im a simple person. basically, kind characters who’ve always been depicted as cheerful and carefree (often wth a sad backstory and traumatic past) who suddenly find themselves wth said past catching up to them and you can see the very moment their facade starts to crumble apart—that shit does smth to me and boy do i eat it up every goddam time. it hurts so good.

so yeah seeing that kind of devastated look on takaaki’s face caused me the emotional whiplash of the century and im positive it also chemically altered sth in my brain.

mind you this is all without mentioning how he was fighting with a (dying) person who means so much to him and whom he cares about more than anything and how it must’ve been tearing him apart to hear those words coming out of hiro’s mouth with his little brother’s death still plaguing him and—

yea im not ok

[mister-mykal]

9-1-1 8x06 Thoughts on the Buck, Eddie, and Tommy of it all

Okay I have like almost no followers, which makes sense because I usually only normally lurk here. I'm also sure none of my followers are into 9-1-1 here, but I just need to scream into the void on the off chance someone sees this. None of my friends watch this show so I really just hope even just one person reads this and makes me feel a little less foolish because a lot of the discourse here is so "us vs them" and black-and-white. This is gonna be obnoxiously long, so I don't expect anyone to read all this, if any of it, but I'll put a TL;DR at the end. I will not be bashing Tommy or Eddie in this post! Also I'm typing while it's late for me and my ADHD makes me a horrible proofreader, so sorry for typos and the such.

I hate fandom drama, I cannot care less about whatever beef bucktommy stans and buddie stans have I've been trying to mostly ignore it. I'm just upset if this ends up being sloppy writing on the 9-1-1 team's part. I'm gonna try to be nuanced about how I felt about 8x06 because I feel like there is a way to do this and not completely screw the writing for either Tommy or Eddie.

Tommy does not have to be endgame, that is fine. I think Eddie is definitely more popular with the fans and plenty of people love a good slow burn. Their chemistry is also undeniable. But plenty of people enjoy Tommy too, despite his cavalcade of haters. And to have thrown away what seemed like a character arc in the making for him seems like a waste if this is the last we see of him? I hear he's going to be in at least one more episode, so I hope they do that justice. I don't need them back together, I just need this to make better sense.

I know people really hate Lou and Tommy, but I'm pretty neutral about him. (Idk how true the very little things I've see about Lou is because I keep hearing he's homophobic, misogynistic, racist, etc. but I have not be able to find any receipts. If it is true, that sucks and I get why they would try to write someone like that out of the show. However, just I'm gonna focus on it from purely a story perspective right now.) I enjoy seeing Buck happy after all the shit he's gone through in his past relationships. I was cautiously optimistic from the interviews that said he was finally "getting of the hamster wheel". But yet again, Buck loves with his whole heart and has his hopes dashed. It would have been one thing if Buck was the one who ended things, but really? This again? He doesn't need his heart broken AGAIN. I don't care who Buck ends up with, I just want him to be happy and secure with whatever partner he chooses.

Why bring back a previously established character who has some growing to do and then throw them away again? Boooo, if they wanted Buck and Eddie's queer awakening arcs to happen separately, and weren't interested in expanding Tommy's character, they should have just set up Buck with random throwaway guy. Otherwise it's just drama for the sake of drama instead of something that's in greater service to the narrative or character writing. Tommy becoming Eddie's friend first especially feels too intentional. Tommy already having established relationships with Hen, Chim, and Bobby feels too intentional.

Tommy's insecure feelings over Buck eventually choosing someone else, likely Eddie, over him is incredibly real and make sense. He's never felt like he's had a place to belong in general. He's jealous of the 118, he's jealous and threatened by Eddie's relationship with Buck. Honestly, I also wouldn't be surprised if Eddie was the one who caught his eye at first because it's not that hard to clock Eddie if we're being honest. It's pretty clear Tommy was baffled that Buck was fighting to get his attention over Eddie's. Why set up this arc and end it before it's even started? If there's a ever a starting point for Tommy to grow, it's right here and now. Otherwise it makes no sense.

At the same time, Eddie's character writing makes ZERO sense if he isn't a deeply closeted gay man (or at least asexual, but that's unlikely, especially with the way they've been positioning Buck and Eddie for the longest, and especially the way they position Eddie and the Hot That whole interaction with the hot priest and the mustache, beard, fruit juice, plenty of metaphor we all picked up on that. Never has an actual straight character said "no offense, I'm straight" like that within the context of the surrounding narrative. Like come on? Denying yourself FRUIT JUICE? Denying yourself joy?? which gay used to be a synonym for? Girl, please. And even with Josh's speech a bit? I think it's obvious enough that it could also be extended to Eddie, even though he's closer to Buck's age. Growing up Catholic is pretty rough for queer people.

On top of the fact that there are plenty of other hints while he did/does have love for Shannon, it was almost always in the context of that she is the mother of his child. He literally had a panic attack over someone mistaking Ana for his wife, and over their relationship starting to get serious. Ana is a lovely lady that most men that are attracted to women would be happy to have... so what's the issue, really? And then he only thinks about staying with her simply because she could be the new mother to his child. Be so for real.

And Eddie honestly has been pretty awful to the women he has dated, and you can either choose to read that as him being a chauvinistic, exploitative pig (doesn't really align with the rest of his character), or someone deeply in the closet who doesn't really want to be with a woman. (yeah, that's sounds more accurate.)

We can reconcile all of this though. Buck more than likely has romantic feelings for Eddie, I think it'd be silly to think otherwise, but even though Buck has figured out who he is, it doesn't mean Eddie has yet. He's made progress, but he has at least a little ways to go left. As far as Buck knows, Eddie is straight in this moment. He's never hesitated to write him off as his "best friend", while Eddie... well, he'll realize he's in love with Buck soon enough.

Still, I feel like it's a bit disingenuous to say that Buck doesn't care about Tommy at all, he is clearly hurt by the break up. At the very least, even if they don't get back together at all, they need to talk this out like adults and have Tommy explain himself better, because it's obvious Tommy has walls from from past experiences. Doesn't make it okay that he did Buck like that, but no one on this show has been perfect so... 🙄 At the very least we should get that one episode from that "See you around, Buck" (Ouch, Tommy. Though I feel like that was more so Tommy distancing himself to Buck to protect himself more than to hurt Buck.) Though just as easily, we might only ever see him here and there again on calls that require air support so who knows. 🤷🏾

There were some pretty obvious parallels set up between Abby and Tommy this episode. Abby and Tommy were both firsts for Buck, they're both around the same, older age. Both of them are experienced and life and deeply lonely, so how could they possibly turn away someone who has as much love to give as Buck does? Both of them are, seemingly, just stepping stones on Buck's way to self discovery. Buck even says it himself, he calls their relationships "transformative", but obviously because the experiences Tommy has had as an older queer man, he's probably not a stranger to beings someone's flyover until they get to their actual destination. I understand why he would want to protect himself like that.

Even if that's the case, I don't think Buck would want to leave things like this. I know in one of the interviews Oliver says Buck is be heavily considering if he wants to fight for this or not, but at the very least I hope they've shown his growth and showcase his emotional intelligence by calling out Tommy that it's not fair to him to sorta decide how he feels, even if it is Buck's first relationship with a man.

It's far from Buck's first relationship and idk, it feels a little icky to tell the bi person to go fool around a be a slut when he's said that he's tired of sleeping around and wants to settle down. That can just be a character flaw with Tommy (I've met plenty of biphobic monosexual queer people), but at the very least can't Buck call him out on it? Let them have a more mature, complete conversation and let Tommy say the quiet part aloud. At the very least, I get Tommy's intention, he doesn't want Buck to have any regrets, but I don't think he knows just how much he's hurt him and how many times he's been through the situation.

Something really upsetting, even though Tommy has had his problems and hasn't been the greatest person, really sad about any closeted queer person who's been nasty, but much of it came from circumstance, not getting a chance to grow after they literally set that up with the script. Well, you do you I guess. At the very least if Tommy is nothing more than a plot device, couldn't you have let Buck come to conclusion they should break up and give him even an ounce of power in his romantic pursuits for once? Instead of the one loving too hard and too fast and hurting from it? The interview where (I don't remember who exactly) said we wont be seeing much more of Tommy, if at all really annoys me because if this is it? Ugh. That break up didn't feel conclusive at at all.

TL;DR: Wasting a previously established character as a plot device after setting up what seemed like some sort of character arc for him even if he wasn't Buck's endgame seems like really sloppy writing if you decide to discard him back into the obscurity for the rest of the series. It feels like a cheap way to add extra drama and the implications and situations you could create from at least dragging this out a little bit more could create a more satisfying resolution to this at the very least. Why retread old ground again when you said that you wouldn't and waste all the potential you were setting this up with this scenario? It still seems unresolved, so hopefully this tie this up, regardless of who Buck ends with in the end (because the focus really should be on Buck finally getting the love and care that he deserves in a romantic relationship, or at least getting to end one amicably.)

Anyway tear me apart, ignore me, whatever. IDC anymore.

[saintvainglorious]

Fics I Enjoyed in February & March

18 fics and ~720k (!!!) total. Includes fics from the following fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Kung Fu Panda

Pornstar Martini by blatantblue/@blatantblue and brightened Hazbin Hotel | Angel Dust/Husk | 5k | Mature | Part 1 of Pornstar Martini

Naturally, Husk’s kindness goes straight to Angel’s head. This is why he doesn’t do heroin — you try that shit once, you always want it. You may never take it again, but you’ll carry the gaping-aching hole in your chest until the end of your days. Or the end of eternity. Angel never needed aftercare before; he puts the blame squarely on Husk’s huggable shoulders.

Sour Dove by blatantblue/@blatantblue Hazbin Hotel | Angel Dust/Husk | 6k | Explicit | Part 2 of Pornstar Martini

“What do you need?” Husk asks again, hand in Angel’s hair, always in Angel’s hair. Angel needs to feel something that’s his and only his. He needs to know there’s a part of him, a pathetic inch, when he doesn’t yet end and Valentino doesn’t yet begin. He needs a lie. “Put me on my knees.” Husk doesn’t even flinch. “You know I’m not gonna do that, baby.” Angel and Husk get as close as they can without breaking each other.

Call Your Bluff by RazzAppleMagic/@razzapplemagic Hazbin Hotel | Angel Dust/Husk | 72k (WIP) | Explicit

Val may be a fucking monster, but he’s a monster that Angel knows. He’s a monster that Angel understands. Angel isn’t stupid; he made the choice to sign with Valentino because he was the only overlord that made sense for Angel’s lifestyle — for what Angel wanted out of Hell. But now you’re tellin’ him that his soul is owed to some random fucking jackass who swindled Val in a game of cards? How can that be fair? How can that be something that’s just allowed to happen? (In which, Angel's contract is acquired by a new overlord — Hell's very own Gambling Demon, and they both get more from the relationship than either of them bargained for.)

snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus/@silentwalrus1 Fullmetal Alchemist | Gen | 260k (WIP) | Mature

Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started. “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

Call Sign: Morning Star by blatantblue/@blatantblue Hazbin Hotel | Alastor/Lucifer Morningstar | 7k | Explicit

“You,” Alastor says slowly, “came up here to proposition me?” Lucifer shrugs. “And if I did?” Joy and the thrill of friendship are not on Alastor’s frequency, and neither is Lucifer. But it may be their last night in Hell; in the circumstances, Lucifer’s mouth on him is infinitely less of a terrible idea.

You're in MY House, Bitch by brightened Hazbin Hotel | Adam/Lucifer Morningstar | 3k | Explicit

“Is this what you’ve been up to?” Adam asks. “A rubber duck orgy?” Lucifer gasps, reaching for the nearest duck and clutching it to his chest. “How dare you! I’ve never fornicated with any of my ducks. In fact … I haven’t fornicated since Lilith.” Lucifer drops the duck in favor of drumming both hands on his chest. “Well, that’s embarrassing. Why am I saying this to you?” Lucifer propositions Adam. Not in that way! But also, yes in that way.

Dusk Till Dawn by Novaeris Helluva Boss | Blitzø/Stolas | 13k | Mature

When Blitzø gets drugged and kidnapped by an imp gang, he has to fight tooth and nail to make it out with his life. When his injuries prove to be a bit too much for him to handle, he sucks up his pride and goes to ask Stolas for help. Normally, not a big deal. Except this time, he hasn’t spoken to the guy since their shitty first date at Ozzie’s. And when one of his wounds gives Blitzø a nasty fever, he finds himself revealing a lot more than he intended. A post ep 7 fic with a lot of Blitzø whump and Stolas finally learning where the lines of communication had broken down between them.

Far From Heaven by Novaeris Helluva Boss | Blitzø/Stolas | 45k | Explicit

After their disastrous first date, Blitzo and Stolas struggle to pick themselves back up again in the aftermath. It takes many small steps before they can finally be honest, with themselves and with each other. Blitzo learns to tell the truth. And Stolas learns that, sometimes, things aren’t as hopeless as they appear. A study of Blitzo and a study of Stolas as they fall apart and then come back together after ep 7.

Palaces and Souvenirs by CloudySonder/@cloudysonder Helluva Boss | Blitzø/Stolas | 14k (WIP) | Mature

So Stolas is objectively. Objectively. Attractive. Kinda soft-looking, sometimes. Pretty. Whatever. Fuckin’ whatever. That’s always been a thing. Blitzo knew that, Stolas definitely knew that-- whatever. This is not, Blitzo thinks, sounding a little bit desperate even to himself, some sort of revelation. the lack of Slow-Burn Friends-With-Benefits to Lovers with Octavia & Blitzo Bonding as a Sideplot content in the stolitz community is Appalling, so i am merely fulfilling a demand in the market

"Red." by QUINADEN Helluva Boss | Blitzø/Stolas | 10k | Explicit

Another full moon, another sexual rendevous. But when Stolas suggests that he return the favor for once, Blitz has to confront the fact that giving over even more control of the situation might be the scariest compromise he’s ever had to make.

At Your Service by QUINADEN Helluva Boss | Blitzø/Stolas | 14k (WIP) | Mature

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The Devil Is My Shepherd by QUINADEN Helluva Boss | Blitzø/Stolas | 28k (WIP) | Mature

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While investigating a strange phenomenon, Po inadvertently brings Tai Lung back from the Spirit Realm. Forced to live again, Tai Lung must grapple with his place in the world and the feelings that led to his attack on the Valley of Peace.

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Almost the instant Brienne was out of earshot, Bronn turned to Podrick, jerked his head towards Jaime and asked, “Has he fucked her yet?”

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“So we’ll look for you in the North," Robb Stark said, "coming to pay your debt."

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“When the Night’s King rides,” the giant said, each word slow as cold honey pouring, “the King in the North must answer. The King in the North…whose name is Stark.”

[pumpkinsy0]

This one could get a bit chaotic but papercut going on a road trip? (And maybe some Pony trying to convince Darry to let him go??) Your headcanons keep me alive, i live and breathe papercut, so please keep up the good work or else I will die 💖

papercut road trip?? aw yeaaa baybeeee comin right up 🤵🏽‍♀️🍜

•it was def a spontaneous idea from curly, he was thinking one night and just wanted to drive somewhere, nowhere in particular just go around, he told tim and tim wasnt gonna fight him on it, if thats what curly wants thats his life, all he can hope is that he comes back in one piece (monkey d. luffy refrence⁉️)

•ik when he brought up the idea to pony it took a bit of convincing, not THAT much, but he still had to do it cause like, just a RANDOM road trip?????? pony joked that curly was trynna kill him, but curly did say they’d prolly pass the country side and he could take some pics as a remembrance so pony was down

•not gonna lie, ion know HOW, ponys ass is gonna convince darry to go, pony might be 18/19 but he is PUSHING his freedom here, ill tell u what tho it took a team effort from tim and buck (somehow), and darry probably slapped an airtag on pony or somethin so he knew where he was

•they were not taking curlys car, ill tell u that much, if u drove that thing for more than an hour i promise u theyre so dead before they even get to the 10th block out of ponys neighborhood, REGARDLESS OF HOW, pony kissed darry n soda goodbye (YES thats important to know)

•SKIPPING BORING DETAILS SO WE CAN ACTUALLY GET THE ON THE ROADTRIP, but they r STACKED w literally just snacks, no actual food, just chips, candy, juice and some water, lord help these two, they gonna crash on the highway🤦🏽‍♀️

•wether its a camcorder or just a regular ole camera, ponys documenting this, he also has a journal to write down his thoughts and draw, hes a man of many talents

•for every stop, when he can, he calls darry to let him know hes alive, even sends over post cards from the different places he’s at, stocks up on small lil knickknacks too!!curly also called to check in w tim and angela and pony made him send over letters too (curly HATESSSS writing letters)

•would it REALLY b papercut if i didnt say that one of em got them lost??? curly def cant read a map for shit and fucked up while pony was driving, that argument had ppl in other cars looking over

•they would take turns on who was driving but honestly just never let curly behind the wheel, be nearly missed an exit and pretty much drifted in the highway, curly would do WONDERS in a racing game, he did a “emergency” stop and almost catapulted pony out his seat when he was sleeping, hes such a lil asshole

•sometimes tho, they would just pull over completley and get in the back seat just to sleep, they had a blanket and like one pillow but its ok the one of em would just lay on the other, they had some pretty nice talks in there and pony wrote about it in his journal

•when they get to the country side, i could see pony having one of those nature books and finding what he could just to cross em off, hes a nerd like that, curly was way too fascinated by the insects to rlly make fun of him for too long

•took some good nature pics too, some silly ones as well, curly took some too!!

•one of em touched poison ivy, whoops

•how have i gone this long without mentioning that curly would def b the one blasting music, hes not the passenger princess, hes the passenger pain in the ass (pony doesnt wanna admit but video evidence proves other wise, he was singing too)

•pony is a pretty good driver i aint gonna lie, but maybe a lil too good, his eyes will NOT be leaving that road, curlys just gotta feed pony himself from the passenger

•they didnt pack enough clothes, they were def clothes shopping as they went, whoever car they took is a MESS by now

•at some point pony got sunburnt and curly was laughing at him bc it wasnt even all over his body, the sunburn just covered parts that his clothes didnt cover, had to make a stop at a gas station for sunscreen and aloe vera (if we r assuming curly packed enough money)

•they dont rlly go home for a while, they got too homesick

i need to stop here before i get anymore ideas,,,

[my-hybrid-moments]

Could you do a Johnny Knoxville angst with a happy ending? Maybe some drug use is involved :)

stick to the booze - johnny knoxville

a/n - first request tysm anon !!! i hope this is what you had pictured! <33

side note, i'm likely going to try and make these gender neutral but this will be specified at the start!!

summary

johnny knoxville x gn!reader, angst with a happy ending: reader is paranoid about johnny getting tangled in things he can't get out of when he considers partaking in things he shouldn't.

warnings/notices to consider

swearing, alcohol, drug use, addiction mentioned, overdose mentioned, arguments, established relationship, tried to keep physical features open to interpretation, tried to limit the use of y/n

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you and johnny had a pretty stable relationship. you'd been dating for a number of years now - seen him through a million pairs of battered converse, countless hospital trips, many stupid arguments and a whole lot of idiotic endeavors - but no matter what transpired with you two, you were always the dream couple. everyone loved having you around because you made johnny happy. since you started dating they'd never seen him happier. sure you both made everyone on set feel nauseated when you shamelessly made out during working hours but they just laughed it off in the end knowing you were good to him.

but like every couple, you had your ups and downs. and it was times like these where you had your downs.

this night started off like most: you all got bored of being in a hotel and so made your way to a random bar. pretty standard for the group. tonight it was you, johnny, steve-o, chris, bam and ryan. everyone else was calling it an early night after getting flung around in stunts all day, which was the typical turn out for most nights. it was busy which meant the boys occasionally got loose on their own and somehow you were left to your own devices, which was mostly fine until you heard the odd ruckus and assumed one of them was caught in it (which more often or not they probably were) in which case you went and sorted them out. this, again, was the usual for them, and the usual for you. completely typical.

but what wasn't typical was the fact you only had to sort out four of them. you had no idea where johnny went. so, after helping ryan to pull bam away from an oncoming bar fight, you started asking questions.

"down boy, that's enough. no getting arrested when you have cool shit to do this week i'm too poor to post your bail again margera. i'm gonna take a wild guess and say you've got no idea where pj went?" you spoke

"nope," he replied, popping the P sound, "no clue. try chris and steve-o they might know where he went. i gotta go piss dude i'll be back."

"ever the classy man, bam" you chuckled as he left. you asked dunn the same question and essentially got the same reply, and so you set off to find steve-o and chris in the hopes they'd have more answers than bam and ryan did.

"heyyy look who joined the party!!" chris exclaimed, throwing his arm round your shoulder in his slightly tipsy state. the two of you had always been close friends, its actually how you met johnny in the first place.

"hey pretty boy," you leaned comfortably on his shoulder "you seen pj anywhere? i cant find him. i asked bam and ryan but they were useless as usual. any idea where he's gone off to?"

chris shook his head, "nope, last i saw he was headed outside for somethin'. not sure what though. have a drink with me, won't you?"

"i'll come back and drink with you later i promise. i'm gonna go find johnny" you stood up, ruffling chris's hair before making your way outside to find johnny.

at first it seemed like he'd gone back inside and you'd missed him, but that was disproven when you heard him in the alley next to the bar. peering round the corner you saw him with some guys you hadn't seen before. confused and curious, you stayed back and watched the interaction. you couldn't quite make out what they were saying except for the odd words, but whatever it was you didn't get a good vibe from.

you spent a while just standing - probably looking sketchy as fuck - trying to see what was going on, before the guys johnny was talking to handed him something and retreated to god knows where. after a minute you made your way over to him and leaned against the wall.

"hey stranger. where you been, ive been lookin' all over for you."

johnny shuffled slightly on his feet, "hey. just getting some fresh air, ya know?"

you hummed, "what's in your hand?"

"nothin', don't worry about it." he muttered, pocketing whatever he had and making a move to walk past you, which was stopped by your hand on his chest gently pushing him back to where he was previously stood. as he carefully stumbled back, the mystery item fell from his pocket and onto the floor. you picked up the small plastic bag and knew immediately what it was.

"now that i can explain-"

"what in the everliving fuck are you doing with this?! you trying to kill yourself johnny?!" you asked, an evident anger portrayed in your voice.

"baby, that's not what y-"

"do you know what this shit can do to you?! you fucking idiot why the hell do you even have this stuff?!"

you rarely ever raised your voice at johnny, so this was serious. you were livid. you were scared. you were downright confused and you sure as hell wanted answers. but right now, johnny was silent.

"talk. why do you have this toxic shit johnny have you lost your damn mind?" your voice was lower now, still laced with anger.

he took a moment before he spoke, "i'm tired, y/n. i'm fuckin' tired. i wanna be awake, i wanna be alive."

"and you think pumping that toxic crap into you is gonna help you stay alive? it could kill you, pj, and very easily too. that shit is crazy addictive, you'll take it once thinking it'll be the only time and the next thing you know you've overdosed in the back of a van somewhere back in california..." your eyes softened, you took a step towards him, "baby if you were having trouble why didn't you talk to me?" you spoke softly, placing a hand on his cheek.

"i didn't wanna scare ya. i know how paranoid you can get sometimes... didn't wanna worry ya"

"damn it pj you always scare me. that's not new. i would rather be worried about you than be at your funeral. you should know that by now. and this," you held up the bag, "is not gonna help anything. i cannot stress enough how dangerous this stuff is. so please for the love of god do not fuck around and find out. 'kay?"

johnny smiled softly, leaning into your touch on his cheek, "'kay."

you smiled as your thumb grazed his cheek, "good. now lets go get rid of this disgusting bullshit."

and with that, the two of you walked back into the bar and to the bathroom, where the stupid little bag got flushed for good. johnny was stupid, but he wasn't stupid enough to even think about going near that shit again.

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a/n: i'm so sorry if this wasnt what you imagined ! i'm a bit rusty as i haven't written anything in a while, so i hope you enjoy <333

ps - please let me know of any mistakes, twas not proof read <33